/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

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>>66790689

canada >

no californians pls

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>>66790689
basedball edition

>>66790681
Going to expand the game collection over time, and I'd rather it last a few years and not get outdated by the next gen.

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1st for motorcycles

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>>66790715
after this election, it probably will be true more aryan man.

>>66790779
Explain?

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>I prefer football over basedball

>>66790787
who does the fucking?

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>>>>>baseball

>>66790921
hillary will win the female, mexican, and young vote and win becuase goldman sacs has too much money riding on this shit along with her other doners.

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>Why yes, i do enjoy niggertackle more than baseball!

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>>66790981
I'm sure weedman will race the USA to be the first sub-50% white nation.

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>>66791088
we just need to love our enemies some more so we win.

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>Fuck white people

who /fapping/ here

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>>66790689
I don't drink anymore.

I don't drink any less.

How you doing candy ass faggot ass dumb ass delinquents?

was up batty boys?

I think diversity is a good thing

>>66791268
Wow, you're so brave

>>66791311
Thank you

>>66791217
I am doing well you queer steering whore wheeling ass fagot fuckboy.

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reminder

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>>66791360
> this nigga

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>I think diversity is a good thing

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>I stand with her

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>>66791268
>The programming is working

Obama thanks you.

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>>66791404
>>66791445

What's wrong with diversity???

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>>66791442
What the fuck is that thing?

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>>66791396
This is so tolerant!

>>66791474
>nip internment camps
>lynchings
>Police massacres
>US race-based crime statistics infographic.jpg

It works every time, no downsides.

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>>66791396
fuck. In a decade those places will literally be no different than china or india. It all seems so hopeless.

>>66791574
This doesn't happen modern day u nigger

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>>66791474
first one to post statistics loses

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> mfw a fr*nch ""person""" says "comment ça va" to me
> mfw a fr*nch calls me "ami"
> mfw a fr*nch is trying to take my money
The Latinos of the north.

>>66791633
>m-muh statistics

>>66791633
See >>66791574

Do I lose with that? :^)

was kurt cobain a nu male?

>>66791666
"diversity" reduces social cohesion

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>>66791666
>hes going all out

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>>66791714
> cried like a bitch
> killed himself
> was a """musician"""
> vintage clothes
What does it look like?

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>>66791767
You have used the wrong b8 image friend.

>>66791767
>muh bait
Face it stormnigger there's nothing wrong with diversity

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>>66791714
>>66791797

Can some of you nice buds explain all the >>>/x/ tier shit about him. Why do people believe a depressed drug addict with chronic pain married to Courtney Love could not have killed himself?

Seems perfectly logical to me.

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>>66791841
Diversity is good when one element of the diversity isn't trying to conquer and subjugated the rest.

Which is the problem with Isl*m

>>66791818
diversity in bait pictures makes for a stronger post. what are you, a racist?

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>>66791841
This isn't subtle enough anymore.

Guys, what if I told you I was Jewish? Would you care?

>>66792008
I'd ask for money

>>66792008
Nothing you could tell me would make me care about you anon tbqh.

>>66792008
Are you cute?

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>>66792008
No probs buddy.

I'm Indian.

>>66792025
I'm boringly low middle class

>>66792037
:(

>>66792044
No

>>66792049
namaste brother

>>66792157
>not cute

gas yourself desu

>>66792049
happy divavli, can't spell drunk rn

>>66792176
I bet you aren't cute either

>>66792049
we already knew from your flag

Fuck /cum/ help me with my essay

What's the literary device called where you say shit like "oh my basketball is in tune with the beat today"

Horrible example but hope you know what i mean

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>>66792353
what

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>>66792353
>oh my basketball is in tune with the beat today
what

>>66792353
Nigga you high

>>66792353
>Horrible example but hope you know what i mean

No. We really don't.

>>66792353
You just reminded me of what happened to me

>In my english class today
>I'm the only one who submitted my essay early for comments/review
>Professor comes over to me to ask if I saw her comments
>Say no
>She tells me to check Blackboard online
>Pull out my phone to go do it
>She's standing over me
>Open Chrome
>Last page I was on was /int/
>Had a pic of some anime futa girl right in the middle of the page
>Can audibly hear her gasp as she sees it before I can close the tab fast enough
>She just walks away

Should I just drop this class lads

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>>66792517
lad...

>>66792353
FUCK
it's literally on the tip of my tounge, I learned this shit last year

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>>66792517
i hope this is true

>>66792353
A basketball cannot be "in tune". Basketballs do not play tunes. Though I suppose with enough ingenuity it could be used as a percussion instrument.

The literary device you're thinking of is something between metaphor and allusion, because you're comparing something as being like something it isn't, and you're alluding something (don't know what) with it.

>>66792353
Tempo!

>>66792613
no wait, in sync

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>>66792517
Ur stupid

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>>66792637
no wait, Nsync

>>66792586

The quote is

>our actions are irrational, we are not in tune to the lyre

A lyre is a type of ancient greek instrument

Do you guys know what this literary device is

All I want for Christmas is a girlfriend

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>>66792517
Reminds me of the time AT&T came out to fix my internet when I still lived at home

>old geezer trying to gain access to MY PC
>ask him what in the hell does he think he's doing not only coming into my room but just jumping on my computer
>he obviously says "uhhh i'm here to fix the internet, your dad said come right in"
>about to literally throw someone threw a wall
>tell him to get up and let me unlock and close my programs
>he says "why?"
>IS THIS FUCKING OLD MAN SERIOUS?
>expand chrome
>forget I have it on xvideos
>"Big tits cum compilation #4"
>mfw

>>66792695
Same really want a white gf

>>66792695
You can make that happen for like 500 bucks

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>>66792695
I want a fucking job

>>66792691
This would be more of a metaphor right? >>66792607

>>66792754
I'll give u a job ;)

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>>66792723
>>"Big tits cum compilation #4"

>>66792728
I don't even care about ethnicity or race, man

I just want to be loved, I want to love someone

>>66792802
I love u :D

panda (dot)
tv (slash)
440526

>>66792754
You can probably find a job you just choose not to do shitty jobs like janitorial positions

>>66792723
The futa one is definitely worse.

>>66792728
Race?

>>66792884
I-I'm black, pls no bully

I've sunk so low I'm seriously paying money to send email to a fucking inmate

where did it all go so wrong lads?

>>66792870
how so?

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>>66792916
Are you trans and passable (no guys in wigs)?

Where do you live?

>>66792870
It was still pretty embarrassing for me. Especially since the old man knew what I was up to. He knew damn good and well his internet history includes "old man young slut".

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>>66792960

>>66792960
>Are you trans
No I'm not a faggot

>Where do you live
Wisconsin

>>66792916
you're asking for a lynching

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What the fuck is wrong with your state, anon?

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>>66792998
P-please no

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>>66793005
>how to survive an earthquake
REEEEE CALI TRANSPLANT FAGGOTS GET OUT WE DONT HAVE SERIOUS EARTHQUAKES HERE LEAVE REEEEE

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I want a cute British girlfriend

I won't accept anything else.

First year university is going bad lads

>>66792517
You have class on Sunday?

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>>66793005
>How to impeach a governor

>>66793110
Yes

>>66793005
Just googled narcissism up. According to google it's considered a mental disorder and is found in fewer than 200k Americans per year.

>tfw I just bought two 24oz Steel Reserves for $3.33 from 7-11

I've had hoppy IPAs ranging up to 10%, but Jesus, this shit is easy as fuck to drink and I'm already drunk.

I think I found my new NEET beer.

>>66793076
I wish I had an American gf
Preferably from a non-shitty place like New England though

>>66793104
how bad lad

I had a 2.6 my first year

>>66793005
Fruit flies are quite annoying.

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>>66791656
I like the French

>>66793005
>how to spot a narcissist?

How perfectly fitting for such a shithole of a state.

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>>66793148
same desu

>tfw I used to wish I was born Greek
what a mistake that would have been

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>>66793366
>wishing you weren't american
why did small you hate the greatest nation on earth?

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>>66793148
>he wants either a Jewish Princess, Plastic Paddy, or "Italian" gabagool trash

>>66793416
Tbh, Jews and Italians are pretty great if you like dark hair.

i just peed like in that original pepe comic and it did not feel good man in fact it made my legs kinda cold

>>66793437
Not if you want a gf. Great to fuck, sure, but gf?

>>66793412
Percy Jackson and "My big fat Greek Wedding" corrupted my young mind

Star Wars 3 is on TV. /tv/ has completely ruined my ability to enjoy these movies.

>>66793467
why not?

I really want a business woman gf who is very successful in my career and makes me do the chores and stay at home

What's wrong with me?

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>>66793437
Jews are great yes

>>66793148
Why? What's the appeal in American women?

>>66793492
I like to wake up with my penis still attached to my body and my bank account the way I left it.

>>66793531
Nothing. I want that too, provided she doesn't ever pull a "I make the money, I make the rules" line.

>>66793416
Jersey Shore "Italians" are not actually Italians. It's usually North Africans and Greeks claiming to be Italian to evade bullying.

I'd be completely ok with an (actual) Italian or Jewish gf. I agree on the Irish though, horrible people.

>>66793606
>let me tell you about your country

You forgot to add Albanians.

You have much to learn.

>>66793531
omega male

Are there any niggers here?

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>>66793675

>>66793700
Hello Germany

What do you need

Are there any krauts here?

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Who exactly is this fucking faggot?

http://youtu.be/13LSGp1Dd24

>>66793700
I'm Puerto Rican, live in the Bronx. Many people on /int/ would consider me to be equivalent to a nigger.

>>66793484
That's why I stopped going to /tv/. They live to ruin everything, especially your childhood. That and nonstop bitching about comic book movies which they all end up watching anyways. They're just a bunch of whiney faggots.

>>66793646
That's ok I guess, being from Europe I'd be denied a green card anyway.
>>66793549
Media tells me they graduate more often then men these days. I-if they make enough money themselves they won't try to leech from me...right?

>>66793741
found tyrone

>>66793751
You are. Half nigger. Disgrace to Hispanics.

>>66793148
The best American girls are from homely states, like Oregon, Virginia, Pennsylvania (sans philthy), South Carolina, Colorado, Wisconsin.

Non-homely states are N.Y, Cali, Mass., Nevada, Florida.

>>66793749
>korean dental hygene
yikes

>>66793766
>That's ok I guess, being from Europe I'd be denied a green card anyway.

No, we'd welcome you, just don't come in thinking you know everything. You won't live long. Literally.

>>66793700
You heard it here >>66793790

What you need Germany?

>>66793730
is it possible to get a black American gf as a foreigner
not a fat ugly one, a young cute one

help me

http://www.strawpoll.me/11541281

>>66793850
Yes Black American girls just like white Americans love European white guys

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>tfw Cyrtek, the makers of the game Crysis, acknowledged my skills and awarded me with the professional veterans banner on their website.

Check their site, my clan on their newest multiplayer FPS is in the top 200s.

There are over 8,000 clans. 200/8,000 = 95th percentile.

https://www.warface.com/en/leaderboard
Not gonna tell you what my Clan's name is. Leave that for you to figure it out yourself.

It's great.

>>66793851
Have you ever even been there?

>>66793850
Yes

You can get any kinda gf if you're handsome enough

>>66793821
>Virginia

Oh, anon, I fucking wish.

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Which country would you like to see in /cum/ instead Mexico?

My dog is such a pussy

>>66793898
None :3

>>66793898
Nothing can replace you Mexico

>>66793720
look it up. It's bad

>>66793881
No

>>66793875
nice

>>66793821
So basically anywhere up north is ok (apart from IL of course).
>>66793843
If by some miracle I'd decide to come, and your government wouldn't deport me for my disgusting lack of Spanish, I'd just buy a patch of land somewhere in Montanta or Wisconsin and live a comfy quiet life.

>>66793947
Then don't make a decision like that until you check it out, everyone that I've met who's been there said it kind of sucks.

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How many other veterans are still left in existence?

Koenig, are you there my friend?

I am sorry for asking you to kick and kill our teammates, but they refused to sign our Clan's cooperative agreement, so it was necessary.

>>66793898
Colombia. Better girls, better drugs

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Genuinely surprised to see so many /s/ banner votes.

Do you support abortion /cum/?

>>66793972
>If by some miracle I'd decide to come, and your government wouldn't deport me for my disgusting lack of Spanish, I'd just buy a patch of land somewhere in Montanta or Wisconsin and live a comfy quiet life.

Do it. Your sarcasm is shitty btw, you're almost German tier... Oh wait. Carry on.

>>66793851
Only if you have a lot of money and can afford to race exotic custom cars all day in the desert.

Otherwise no

>>66794081
Abort them all. Fuck this worthless species.

Let's start by killing you.

>Demographics are destiny in this purple state. In 2008, a little more than half of the voters were born in-state and Obama was defeated among that group; he won by taking those that had moved to North Carolina. This year, more than half of the electorate will be voters who've moved to the state, and a good percentage will be college-educated. Both characteristics advantage Democrats.

J U S T
U
S
T

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>>66793880
AKIRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Need to take a wiz, lads.

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>>66794167
>He still thinks republics have a chance
LOL
They've been dead since the first debate

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>>66794167
>more than half of the electorate will be voters who've moved to the state
J U S T

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>AKIRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hey cumfucks

what do you REALLY think about Mexico? a barren 3rd world shithole where everyone is a murderer and drug dealer? a prospering nation? everyone is ugly? food is bad? good? interesting history? good place to vacation? visit?

What's your best pol bait

i always post pics of qt muslim girls followed by some sort of story about how muslims aren't bad

Usually get a minimum of 100 replies

>>66794345
nice try leaf

>>66794334
Mexico has a lot of hidden gem qts

do Canadians basically have open access to USA? Can they just move there and work there and do what they want?

I fancy moving to Canada, where's good? What's Vancouver like lol

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>>66793976
For the record, I did not kick this Puerto Rican from my Clan. He left because he got upset at me for ordering all members to kill non-members after we used them and the match was over.

I told you I was hardcore.

I told you I was Machiavellian.

>>66794218
very ironic that you posted a Hillary meme and made a misspelling to say that republics are dead considering her corruption is the greatest threat to our republic today

>>66794345
Anything pro Hillary, really.
A good one could be telling everyone that cucking is good and white genetics SHOULD be bred out because they're inferior

>>66794378
Canadians need a visa to work in the United States

>>66794378
not legally but basically. I have so much family there just working and shit illegaly, nobody cares

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>>66794409
shoo shoo vagina

>>66794334
a developing country with its issues.

>>66794378
Move to Vaughn like all the other Italians or mississauga

>>66794378
if you have a Washington state drivers licence you can get into Canada without a passport, bredy comfy.

>>66794081
Only if the baby isn't white

>>66794484
wait, are the shaded states whete they moved too, or came from?

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>Only if the baby isn't white

>>66794484
this map is not clear in its meaning

please clarify your meme

>>66794507
>>66794518
The red states are where they come from
You really should have inferred that

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>>66794345
Literally anything that goes counter to neo-nazism. The subtler, the better.

>>66794518
>>66794507
>hey guys i just moved to your city from California, let me tell you why California is the best state ever. Actually lets just make this state just like California instead!
gas californians.

>>66793898
Argentina and chile

>>66794167
And Texas will go blue too.

lmao

>>66794554
not really because those states have a lot of people who move to them

>>66794574
>he bought into the chile and argentina hdi memes

nah nigga. if Mexico had to go I'd rather have Brazil.

>>66794484
People from Virginia don't brag about being from here.

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>>66794571
>brother moves to California
>comes back to visit months later
>skin tight, bright orange jeans
>multiple leather jackets
>cali fucking fornia shirt
what did those punks do to my brother?

>>66794663
improved him

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>>66794334
>what do you REALLY think about Mexico?
I think it could be better, but people here has no motivation.

>a barren 3rd world shithole where everyone is a murder and drug dealer?
.
3rd world shithole: Yes
everyone is a murder and drug dealer: No, and nope.

>a prospering nation?
Maybe.

>everyone is ugly?
[...]

food is bad? good?
Everyone has its respective tastes, so i think you should it by yourself.

>interesting history?
if being humiliated is interesting: Yes.

>Good place to vacation? visit?
Southern Mexico is pretty good for vacation desu. Of course, There's a lot of places to visit, but i don't know how many of them are safe for you.

>>66794596
But people don't move from South Carolina to New York and start talking shit.
Meanwhile
>Born in New England
>Sell your house for a million dollars
>Move to Georgia, buy a bigger house for half the price
>Vote for Clinton and scoff at how backwards this place is

Virginia is the best state in country and there is nothing that can be said to change this fact

Is it acceptable to talk to girls on a bus?

I was sitting right in front of a girl and we kept making eye contact

>>66794689
give me back my brother you damn commie

>>66794663
>Californians see pikes place market on the Seattle travel brochure, think Seattle is a small friendly town
>They move here without actually doing research
>wtf i hate rain now
>wtf this isn't like california
>wtf homeless people
>wtf im voting for jay inslee now
seriously fuck californians.

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>results start coming in at 7 pm on November 8th
>this is the map

How do you respond, /cum/?

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>>66794623
Dont know if my body can take all the huehue brbrbrbrbr foda se
>>66794334
just like any other country. it has its problems and some things going for it.

>>66794736
Yes

Despite what the jews whant you to think, it's okay to socialize with other people.

Connecticut is the best state in country and there is nothing that can be said to change this fact

>>66794815
lel

>>66794815
If it's so great then why have I never heard of it?

Connecticut is so irrelevant I get it confused with Rhode Island on maps

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>Rhode Island
>>66794858
>Letting outsiders know about the secret best state
I'm breaking like 500 laws right now man

WRote the most shit essay

Feels horrible man

I want to study in Oregon (Corvallis)
Will other Americans hate me like you hate Californians?

The real fun part of this election is the notion that Trump might win is really the last gasp of the GOP.
In 2020 there will be enough spics to vote anyone with a D beside their name into power. To have halted this trend we would have needed a wall in the late 80's, preferably 1975.
Just like Nixon, Just like Reagan, just like Bush, Trump is the conservative American's opportunity to make the leftist media cry in pain one last time

That is the sole reason why I am voting

>>66794874
>Virginia
literally who?

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>east coast
who?

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>>66794815
Maryland is the best state.

>>66794915
Nope this hate between states is just a meme.

>>66794927
So what happens then? The Democrats fracture into two parties?

>>66794874
I always forget that New England is north of New York.

>>66794927
>In 2020 there will be enough spics to vote anyone with a D beside their name into power.

Not if Trump wins.

>>66794938
>Seattle
don't make me start

>>66794951
its not a meme, fuck Californians. they are a cancer that spreads and infects other states because they aren't content unless every single state is a liberal shithole just like cali.

>>66794960
There will always be a demand for an alternative, Rush Limbaugh isn't going anywhere. The GOP will stand- we're just not going to win much, and The Washington Post will be dancing on the grave.
Maybe Berniefags start their own party but they won't win either. Clinton is USA's Merkel.

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>losing streak continues

why god

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>>66794915
Nazis RAUS

If you're normal nobody will mind, many will be curious about Germany

Just don't act dumb

>>66794815
>Be Connecticut
>Lick penises for fun
Pick two

Just moved to Chicago and know nobody here. How do I make friends /cum/?

>>66794985
>To have halted this trend we would have needed a wall in the late 80's, preferably 1975.
Come on friend, immigration isn't even that huge anymore. It's just that John had 2 kids and Jose had 6.
Jose's kids are all naturalized citizens, and they're all voting soon if not now.

>>66795041
Alcohol.

>FBI reopening the investigation
>Hillary and Trump almost even now

WEW lads
Fucking whew
Your elections are exciting until the very last minute

>>66795041
buy an indians hat and walk into any local bar

>>66794951
kill all carpetbaggers is serious

reconquista of NOVA soon

>>66795035
is your mic in?

>>66795041
>Just moved to Chicago
Enjoy being raped by LMM

>>66795035
Losing in what bud?

>>66795071
Wie ist Oesterreich?

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>>66795040
>implying i'm not the one getting licked
>>66795041
go talk to a stranger

>>66794663
>what did those punks do to my brother?

They turned him gay. He was always closet. California made him free to be gay.

>>66795060
All memes aside, that's not even true anymore. Hispanic birthrates dropped significantly over the past 5-7 years and Asians' blew up. We're much more likely to become rice'd in the future.

>>66794951
>Just a meme
read this shit nigga
>>66794167
I genuinely dislike the influence of Yanks in my state and wish they had not come

>>66795081
deo vindice brother

>>66794815
Haha /cum/ is the funniest general

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>>66795096
On the contrary
Do you not remember my excellent parody of your state song, Yankee Doodle?

Would you let a professional photographer take a dozen nude pictures of you for money?

>>66795062
I'm drunk now. Now what?
>>66795072
Don't care bout baseball, do hope the Cubbies win but it ain't looking good.
>>66795091
Nah, I think he lived close to me when I lived in the burbs
>>66795096
About what? I live in hipster ass Logan Square. Everyone acts like their shit don't stink.

You ever stop and think that people live in Alaska
And you wonder, "if I was Alaskan, what would I be doing right now"?

The answer I keep thinking is "something fun"

>>66795091
Ziemlich gut.
People were afraid out new "syrian" friends would islamize the whole country. Silly people. They form their own little ghettos like all foreigners and rarely leave them.

Also fall is such a comfy season. Nature is so comfy these days. Would love to go hiking for a few days, but it's already freezing at night in the mountains.

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>>66795172
>dont care about baseball
>do hope the """Cubbies"""" win
lad..

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>>66795109
>two illegitimate children
>girls constantly in and out of the house
ehhh, I dunno
>>66795162
yes
>>66795160
that song is not official and not true
>>66795174
you'd be more suicidal

>>66795174
I would be fishing or hiking perhaps drinking at the bar too.

>>66795172
>Now what?
stay at home, but when friday comes around go to a club or bar or something and star talking to people

>Tfw you smell weed walking down the street
If only Ted Cruz had won
We could have dealt with these people

>>66795162
Yeah. Of course. I'm so insignificant that no one would care.

>>66795213
>ehhh, I dunno

He's a closet cuck as well, go figure. Those aren't his kids, those aren't his women. He's merely the cameraman.

>Went to America on holiday
>Texans were extremely cordial. Asked me if I needed help getting around. Always were helpful with directions. All the girls called me "darlin'" which made me blush like a little schoolgirl
>New Yorkers treated me like how the klan treat a nigger. Extremely curt. Rude. Wouldn't even look at me as if I was some sort of peasant. I even asked one guy for directions and he pointed me the opposite of where I wanted to go

Is this a blue state vs red state thing/a north vs south thing or just a Texas vs New York thing?

Really though a Clinton presidency would be inconsequential
She'll reward her donors with whatever they want and avoid controversy like the plague

I'd probably shitpost if i lived in Alaska. Of course, I'd probably do that anywhere. But I feel like it would be more fun to do in a cabin.

>>66795084
Yes. I comm but most the biggest problem it seems a lot of people have at this level is just aiming consistently. When I'm topping dmg as Rein something is wrong.

>>66795091
Overcrotch.

>>66795280
Funny. I assumed it would be the opposite.

>>66795258
>tfw my highschool spanish teacher constantly smelled like weed

>>66795286
>avoid controversy like the plague
????? She can't do that now.

>There are states that unironically went to Ted Cruz
what a bunch of nutty bible thumpers lol

>>66795308
Me too.
I really bought into the Murica meme and thought I'd get shit for my accent.

Texans were literally the friendliest people I've ever met in my entire life.

>>66795208
Kinda do wanna see Wrigleyville burn from riots tho.
>>66795247
This one girl I used to be with is coming over Friday, gonna hit up some hipster bars and be on full extrovert mode. Gonna try and fuck again, too.

>>66795280
New York is well known for assholes. South is well known for hospitality and callin ya darlin.

Chicago is somewhere in the middle. Maybe more towards the nice side.

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>>66795346
>Maybe more towards the nice side.
>More homicides monthly than any city in the entirety of Europe

>>66795337
>Texans were literally the friendliest people I've ever met in my entire life.

Texan here. Best friend's parents are from Pickering, Yorkshire. We love British visitors. You're always welcome.

>>66795321
She avoids controversy when she refuses to acknowledge it.
Obama forced a healthcare bill into law which was supported by no one but his most ardent backers. You can't expect anything like that under Clinton (thank god)

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>>66795391

>>66795208
>temp blocked again
3rd time in 2 days. Fuck the jannys.

>>66795280
>I even asked one guy for directions and he pointed me the opposite of where I wanted to go
He was just 'avin a giggle m8

>>66795280
>I even asked one guy for directions and he pointed me the opposite of where I wanted to g
it's just banter

>>66795412
Kinda gay t.bh lad.

>>66795423
>>66795434
>Amerifats still don't know what banter is in 2016

Banter is something like calling eachother benders or playing dickgrab in the playground. Not pointing someone in the wrong direction.

>>66795381
It's only a few neighborhoods around here. My area is safe af as well as a bunch more.

Last time I saw British visitors they were loud, drunk, and obnoxious. It was like how you guys see us Americans visiting the UK.

>>66795478
Texan here. They don't understand. They've never have rivals with anyone but themselves. Northern scum.

>>66795478
>everything is the same everywhere
what a narrow way to look at things

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>>66795478
>playing dickgrab

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>>66795196
>Not hiking regardless
I pity you

>>66795213
>State song: "Yankee Doodle"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_songs

>Be Connecticut
>Cumdump supreme
Pick 2 (Two)

>>66795291
lmao more like OverCLOCK

>>66795478
>Be Brit
>Get bantered
Heh

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>>66795333
Cascadia?

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>>66795574
This made me think we need a minstrel show version...

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>be cascadia
>feel the Bern
:^)

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rlly mak me thenk

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>>66793005
>florida

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>>66795616
The land of cannabis?

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>>66795628
>implying everyone won't be kill

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>>66795628
i cant wait until the big one hits

>>66795673
a woman is destroying europe really makes me think

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>>66795687
Dude, it's just a leaf. :^)

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>>66795693
most buildings are earthquake prepared covering 9.0's
Enjoy your hurricanes though

>>66795689
so basically northern maine and northern nevada are the only safe zones

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>>66793005
>how to be pretty
wat

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>>66795712
She's crashing the EU. With no survivors.

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>>66793005
>How to find Kansas
>How to sell your soul
>How to join the Illuminati
>How to ask a girl out
>How to get away with murder

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>>66795714
Maple leaf?

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test

>>66790689
lads i think i'm gay

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>>66795739
Hawaii and Alaska?

Also depends how much you believe in the fallout meme.

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>>66795770
Congratulations, you're a cancer