MalwareOS edition
https://track3.mixtape.moe/pngrgo.webm
>>66784748
thinking about sending this one a letter
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/erika-112443.html
gf just sent me this
>anon why are you always such a fucking runt
good evening
>>66784786
looks kinda cute
Need a bf
>>66784815
I know, I can't help it
you still coming over tonight?
>>66784815
she needs more sleep
Losing the will to live desu
I'm here for fucking machines
>>66784829
Didn't know gookmoot got a sex change.
My ideal woman:
pale
5'4"
110lbs
C cup
firm moderate sized butt
light eyes
dark brunette
modifiers like a sexy voice, dimples, beauty marks, freckles and nice legs add bonus points
>>66784815
this girl ticks a lot of boxes 8/10 fix your hair woman
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/cyndia-30909-380.html
this one's a qt
http://i.4cdn.org/s/1477834872548.jpg
mum and aunt
(((((((((((((((((((((((washington post))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>Let this sink in: Hillary's crimes are so bad, she is literally running for president in order to stay out of jail.
made me thingk
>>66784806
>>66784815
Liked both of these posts
>>66784841
bit gay??????
the so-called gf wants me to buy her a ring for christmas lads.
gonna wrap up a pack of party rings instead haha
>>66784908
>a newspaper has a political bias
must be the kikes
status update: still no gf
for you this is just a good time but for me this is what i call life
>>66784897
Search the correct DOC website to see what they look like recently. It's hilarious. Even in prison they're still using old as fuck pics for their profile.
Every chick and tranny you see on there is always 15+ lbs heavier and at least 3 years older.
Is it wrong to kill yourself if you're facing down a lifetime of loneliness and drudgery, forced to attend a £16.5k call centre job for the next 50 years?
I don't think so. Once my dad goes I will follow him shortly thereafter.
evening
how was everyone's weekend
>>66784969
buy her some onion rings from mcD
going to go to sleep lads. 8.30 and i'm going to sleep. don't even feel bad about it desu. going to be comfy and rested.
>>66784829
based janny
>>66785000
shite
>random women show up out of the blue to call Trump a pervert weeks before the election
hehe Drumpf btfo, there's nothing sketchy about them showing up right now, don't be such a baby.
>FBI director re-opens very troubling legal case against Hillary because she slithered her way out of it last time
WOW DEMOCRACY IS FINISHED
I'm filth
someone come and exterminate me please
I quite like trains and enjoy trainlads posts, shame I rarely get to use them because of the extortionate prices. Need the railway nationalised tbqh
It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
>>66784996
If you kill yourself you won't get into heaven
>>66785000
yeh it was alri. went to a 6/10 house party last night. just got pissed on bucky
wbu?
>>66784996
maybe one day you'll realise that you should stop acting like a spastic and go out of your shell and finally live like a normal person
funny how the loser hivemind of this website is literally ruining some people
>>66784978
>Martin "Marty" Baron (born October 24, 1954) is an American journalist who has been editor of The Washington Post since December 31, 2012, after having been editor of The Boston Globe from 2001 to 2012
>Baron was born in Tampa, Florida to Jewish immigrants from Israel. He graduated from Lehigh University, where he was editor of the school newspaper, "The Brown and White." He earned both his Bachelor's degree in journalism and his MBA with honors in four years, graduating in 1976.[1]
its always kikes you fucking moron. how havent you got this yet?
>>66784947
Yeah I am, are you?
if you could assassinate one person in the world right now, who would it be?
consequences for this assassination would still apply
>>66784996
autismbux is better than a call centre job
>>66785072
went to this but they cocked it up big time
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-37815592
>>66785085
benders out
>>66785000
bit shit
Would love to strangle an American to death.
>>66785058
Aaaah yes, British Rail wasn't a complete and utter shit show was it?
>>66785092
Nicola Sturgeon
Post toot
>>66785083
>jews are a hivemind
ahh yes
>>66785000
Awful because I went to this
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/john-carpenter-victoria-warehouse-gig-12099118
>>66785000
raved all night long last night
still faded
>>66785099
>£50 tickets
wew
where did you go instead then?
People moan just as much about the train service in countries with nationalised rail
At least when privatised you have many kinds of livery
>offer to cave irish runts head in
>he doesn't accept
>need my own head caving in
>no one willing to help
shaking my head
>>66785079
People who have been stepped on and shit on their entire lives, alone and sad, don't suddenly turn it around because they "decide to jus b urself, jus b happy, jus live in the moment and keep ur chin up".
Shut up you cretin.
>>66784786
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/nanette-we4559.html
interadasting
>>66785159
not all jews are string pulling globalists, but most string pulling globalists are mostly jews
the goyim in the upper echelons are literally just scions of powerful dynasties to make it appear publicly that we rule ourselves
>>66785220
everything should be privatized
with loose gov't oversight of course
>>66784908
>>66784978
>The Post's View
>Opinions
come on mate
>>66785231
go above it like a man you nonce
privatised my willy lads
>>66785092
Hiroshima Nagasaki
>>66784885
mine
5'2''-5'7''
large eyes
large rear
pretty feet
not red hair
>>66785058
polite reminder that we had this when we had nationalised railways
>>66785220
trains are only privatised in europe because its viable. nearly every urban and interburban train service in north america is run by the state because they run at immense losses, the US and Canadian governments do not consider them priority over road building, so the service sucks as a result.
Fuck the UK, it's not even european
>>66785159
>jews arent a distinct ethnic group that would naturally pursue their own interests, as every other people on earth does
>jews havent been historically opposed to gentile culture and fared poorly in nationalist homogeneous nations, so naturally try to oppose that
good fucking goy
>be french
>get head crushed like a grape by a lorry
https://www.buzzfeed.com/chrissymahlmeister/anything-but-average?utm_term=.dpWqKmX31#.nb1O92Rv1
>Scroll through the images
>post what number you had to stop at before you threw up
10 here
I could post my full name on here and I guarantee none of you would be able to dox me
How does it feel to be living the runt life plugged into the grid?
>>66785341
>it's not even european
that's a good thing
>>66785322
>>66784885
don't get how people can be this specific
I'll just take a pretty girl under 5'7
>>66785264
true
in general, the freer the market the better
>>66785213
a so-called "after-sesh" and then a house party
that bbc article is a bit shit desu just read it
what happened was main tent was 1 in 1 out because everyone good was in there
there were no security at the barriers for the queue so everyone was breaking in to it (including me) to get to the front, and then security caught on and then like 40 police officers with stab proof vests on came around and tried to do one of them kettling things but everyone was pushing back into them and they couldn't control it at all and then the other tents couldn't handle the other one being closed so they had to close the entire event
was thousands of people walking around notts city centre in fancy dress pinging their nuts off about 8pm, was a great scene
>>66785350
ah yes very funny
loser
>>66784894
Who is this semen demon?
>>66785364
but wait these women aren't average
they're mostly overweight
>>66785243
California DOC doesn't allow a full inmate search, just where they are.
But here. She's quite famous it seems.
http://murderpedia.org/female.J/j/johnston-nanette.htm
Killed her millionaire boyfriend like the gold digging slut she was, took 15 years to sentence her to life without parole.
and of course, like I said in my other post, she used a very old pic. Bitch is wasted.
>>66785373
I just doxxed you through this single post
Welll ladsssss
Just lookin at this 'dawali' shite on my snapchat, rubbing my cock eagerly at all these peng paki birds dancing about in skimpy dresses
Wbu?
NEED a jewish gf
>>66785364
Nah I don't think I'll bother actually. You have wasted your time.
>>66785407
average americans lad
Do you think the actors who voiced Bart and Lisa ever had sex?
>>66785364
>16
>>66785364
how do so many people even get fat? i eat 3 meals a day with snacks in between and i've been about 10 and a half stone for years
>>66785433
Why
>>66785339
northeastern corridor makes money uesz
>>66785364
i'd fuck 13
NEED a goy bf
we had >>66785383 before nationalised railways, >>66785327 during nationalised railways, and pic related with private railways
>>66785058
do you think we need nationalised railways?
Literally just doxxed every single one of you runts and sent a compilation of your respective posts to your nearest and dearest.
>>66785462
Acela, funnily enough, is the only tolerable train interurban in north america
>>66785446
if they're lesbians maybe
>>66785436
patrician gimmick
>>66785456
they're well connected to other jewish business owners
sometimes i sniff hard as fuk when a girl walks by to smell her vagina
>>66785000
Lost my last friend, didn't do anything for Halloween for the first time in two years, didn't get a text back from a girl
All round shite ngl
>>66785390
looks like shoe0nhead
>>66785469
I have a big uncut cock
>>66785446
Well they both have children so yes I am quite sure they have engaged in sexual intercourse.
If you meant "have they had sex with one and other" then you should have said so. I won't be answering that question because you weren't sufficiently clear.
>>66785446
theyre both girls tho
>/co/ have crushes on fictional cartoon women and girls
strange board
>>66785485
>government carries the burden of infra maintenance
>virgin buy up some trains and run them on the taxpayers railways, raking in dosh
ah yes
>>66785485
I think that's more to do with technological progress rather than the ownership of the railways la.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PabSICNepSQ
so glad i've got a nice car and live 15 minutes away from where i work so i never have to use public transport and interact with any of you utter runt plebs crammed in like sardines on fucking trains
>>66785387
yeh sounds like they fucked it. no refunds either i guess.
the ultimate mummy
anyone here up for killing a skinny english runt?
it doesn't have to be quick
let me know x
>just take your pills!
>just go outside!
>just go to parties!
t. my boomer mummy
michael keaton val kilmer george clooney christian bale
Just arrived in the Netherlands and had my first pint.
Me after the session
https://youtu.be/8swDyMuAgDI
*reaches into a hat*
lets see who the runt of the day is:
>>66785484
Ah yes, very good.
>>66785565
>i'v got a nice car
alri deano
>>66785574
Want to boom your mummy
>>66785567
http://www.detonate1.co.uk/features/Detonate-Halloween-Statement/index.html
potentially but doubtful
probably just some kind of discount on a future event
>>66785581
scale seems a bit off
>first female to run for president
>is the most dirty politician in history who is under three(3) FBI investigations during her campaign
>more than likely will be indicted
>>66785541
/co/ is the least 4chan board on 4chan. Filled to the brim with unironic tumbltards.
>>66784748
how is that malware? do
>>66785578
>no Adam West
Kill yourself
>>66785573
Most certainly, whereabouts are you?
>>66785581
REALLY
>>66784996
>16.5k call centre job for the next 50 years
how about you use your ~experience~ to apply for better paying jobs?
Women only serve for sex and births......
fug
>>66785607
We've had two female PMs already
bit behind the times
>>66785634
london
can't afford a flight, but I can travel within the city
What is it with women these days and that weird "I'm stronk but also oppressed and I'm a survivor" look? Really infuriating
>>66785643
Something you'll never get fatboy
>>66785659
yea but they're racist tories so they don't count
>>66785640
You need social skills to get promotions / better jobs. I have social autism or aspergers or whatever the in-vogue diagnosis is.
>sister is going as bambi for halloween
not very scary imo
Is it weird to not have a Facebook account?
>>66785659
And they are both bad.
>South Korea gets first woman President
>She's fucking insane and is the puppet of a fucking shaman cult leader
>>66785643
rasheed
>>66785716
rape her then she'll be scared
>>66785644
>i'm a rabbit
>>66785721
yes...
#DrainTheSwamp
>>66785678
Are you Scottish? Irish? I've a mallet lying about somewhere if you don't have the tools provided, considering your situation
Mexicans only serve for cheap labor
>>66785644
>fug
wot
>>66785685
this "strong women" gimmick is annoying and every tv show is about it.
its boring and one reason why i barely watch tv anymore
wonder if jews actually get triggered by the flagrant and ubiquitous antisemitism right across the internet, even the obvious trolling variety
surely they must be desensitized to it
>>66785760
>labor
FOY
>>66785745
me hanging on the wall
>>66785721
The moment any normie finds out you don't have a Facebook you will instantly and permanently be labeled a "creep", "weirdo", "serial killer" etc.
>>66785055
I've called the runt extermination squad, they're on their way
>>66785709
>social autism
ah so you're a melt
stop being a child and grow up
Alpha man father of every ones children
The king of the kingdom of men
You father your sons and your daughter
All of them follow your every command
You sire them all on your own
Then you kick them all out of your home
Alpha man tell all of your children
to leave you alone
Going as a member of the IRA for the festival of halloween
>>66785761
newpoof
>>66785758
probably a terrorist. you two should get on nicely
>>66785796
MOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSS
>>66785783
>>66785558
Trump is meme made flesh
>>66785746
Why? Not everyone uses Insta, Twitter or even tumblr
>>66785758
I'm english mate
I've got some cutlery and stuff I can bring but I'm not sure if that's going to work as well as your mallet
canadians can fuck off
>>66785571
https://xhamster.com/movies/34172/german_vintage_anal_clip_-_secretary_gets_assfucked.html
Enjoy
>>66785823
dumb cunt
>>66785813
reported to the gardai
>>66785796
Kikes didn't stand a chance against the nazis lol
>>66785848
Nothing turns me off more than anal. Thanks anyway
you can hide your number of friends on fb right
>>66785835
Yeah sure mate... Well kill someone... Yeah, a skinny English runt... We will kill him
*cracks a wry smile at you*
>>66785805
if you're attractive, though, you're just "off the grid" so to speak
not feeling good now am i
>>66785805
Why's that? I'm in Uni now and no one seems to be arsed, most don't even ask. Plus I've got a couple of mates (including girls) who don't use it
>>66785870
>Nothing turns me off more than anal
Cuck
>>66785849
>dumb
FOY
>>66785807
thank you
>>66785833
you asked if it was weird, and I told you the truth
if you want to know why, you have to do some sociology or whatever
>>66785841
This is a UK thread dumbass
>two girls waiting on me to call them back
>Not even sure whether I even want a partner
This is a tougher position than it seems lads
>Nothing turns me off more than anal
>>66785925
Send one of the slags round my gaff for a firm ploughing
Cheers bruce
>>66785888
septum piercings must be stopped
>>66785721
depends
some people won't give a shit
some people might think that you're a bit of a weirdo
Ah yes let me stick my cock into a hole poo comes out of. So hot!
>>66785882
>am i
Are you?
>Nothing turns me off more than anal
love looking into the gf's eyes lads.
what does this mean?
>>66785956
but there's nothing wrong with them?
>>66785902
dopey twat
Best pomade?
>>66785973
do you also get the deep pleasant ache in your chest when you're about to see her?
>tfw local pizza shop is owned by fucking Moroccans
>I've never had pure genuine Italiano pizza
ever since i was about 13 or 14 i've enjoyed piss porn. thought i was really messed up when i was a kid but i now realise it's not even that bad
>>66785970
no idea
>>66784917
the president can be jailed
shit i've forgotten, whats that thing deaf people use to read?
>>66785978
they look bad
>>66785980
>>66785980
>>66785980
>>66785903
Bullshit response. How can you justify your answer if you can't even give a reason why?
>>66786017
actual italian pizza is shit though
it's like going to india for a curry, it'll be shit
or going to china for chinese food
>>66785894
the only reason girls don't use facebook is to make a point
>look at me i'm so not mainstream!!
be assured that she is a slut and probably sends strangers her nudes on kik or skype
>>66786007
dapper dan
>>66785973
bit gay
>>66786016
can't say I do la.
>>66786007
Nostalgic Handmade
creamy white discharge from vagina lads
>>66786027
toast
>>66786027
their eyes
>>66786041
>kik
are you 45?
it's all about Whatsapp and Instagram direct messages
>>66786016
I get this when I see or think about the girl that I'm into.
>>66786018
wipe your bum
>>66785956
imagine keeping her on a leash connected to her septum ring like a cow
>>66786027
words
>>66786027
braille?
>>66786038
look, I didn't have facebook for a while in my first year. every time it came up and I said I don't have I was told that it's strange and asked why. make sense?
>>66786039
most runty opinion i've witnessed on /brit/ this year
>>66786096
*imagines it*
ok now what?
>>66785870
if it makes you feel better lad i can't wank to anal either
>>66785978
>question mark after a statement
FOY
>>66786116
have a bit of a wank
unironically think of you lads as my mates xx
would prolly hate you if I met you tho
>>66786116
You could treat her like the bitch she always wanted to be
feeling a tad depressed
will wanking help?
>>66786148
i hate them, but would probably like them if i met them
>tfw really horny
>>66786096
that does nothing for me, cows arent sexy
>>66786148
>noncime
yeah I'd defo wanna smack you irl
How are we going to stop all the degeneracy in our culture, lads?
Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>66786108
Makes sense but still doesn't really answer my question. Just seems like people being sheep. What did they say when you told them why you didn't have one?
>sister and her gf wont leave the kitchen
>havent eaten in 12 hours
ah yesssssss
>>66786166
no
that'll just make you think more
>>66786087
But this girl im seeing who i fuck is 13 and i talk to hercon kik
>inb4 nomce
>>66786148
Do one, anime scrub.
>>66786166
Only if someone does it for you
>>66786195
found the land lubber
>>66786205
nonce
>>66786195
shan't
>>66786178
do a hallows' eve wank
>>66786148
would kick your head off irl you horrible little anime worm
>>66786023
well there's a consitutional crisis going on right now. if hillary is indcited, obama can pardon her. if she wins the election, she can pardon herself. the electoral college can ignore the will of the people and put her into office even if trump wins the election by a landslide. i'm just worried there will such a massive level of injustice that it will start a revolt, but i'm hoping my government isn't that retarded
>>66786205
thats illegal you sick fuck
>>66786194
Give them a slap and tell them to stop it in a stern manner
>>66786205
actually fuck off, nonce cucknadian
>>66786148
heyy x
>>66786205
gary glitter tribute act
>>66786203
are they cute lezzers ??
>>66786199
they asked why and then told me I should get it because I'm missing. so i did.
>>66786195
>>66786169
>>66786188
>>66786207
>>66786237
good banter, thanks for the (You)s
>>66786205
Utter nonce
>>66786148
same kinda. would like a text-to-speech version of /brit/ so i can listen to you guys while playing games.
>>66786281
not gonna rate my sister but her gf is fit
>>66786205
what the fuck
>>66786203
>her gf
doing a depression
> canada
What do you think of when you hear the word Linux? For me it's a fat wanker in a fedora with a neck beard and Dorito dust on his fingers
>>66786283
And what do you think of it? Isnt it just an artificial waste of time? It's contrived social interaction, is it not?
>>66786309
>not gonna rate my sister
You do not belong here
>you'll never know this feel
natural selection is a bitch sometimes
i really like the hitman games because you can have interactions with the dead bodies of your victims. especially women. half the time i get an erection
>>66786318
>1451868341143.png
>>66786365
don't like her nose
>>66786337
dont feel attracted towards my sis 2bh
>>66786318
lesbianism is pure, the art through the ages echoes that sentiment
Dumb pirate frogposter
>>66786309
>not gonna rate my sister
bit gay
>>66786335
I only really use it for messaging my friends, and for keeping track of people I've met so I don't lose contact with them.
For this it's great and I think that's how most people use it.
>>66786393
that doesn't stop you judging her based on general standard of attractiveness .
it's not going to turn you into a weirdo. it takes years of socialisation to make someone alright with incest. you paranoid twat
>>66785140
This cunt.
>>66786390
Same with modded Bethesda games tb h
>>66786393
just like homosexuality tbH
anyone here teetotal?
Give me a generic normie tune there will ya
>>66785092
myself
>>66784684
gonna have a wank to this, thanks la
>>66786203
>sister and her gf wont leave the kitchen
they must have taken my advice then
doing a detox week lads
going to restore balance to my bowels 2bh
>>66786532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50GQjUZ4P3M
>>66786477
she's got a fit gf, she is considered attractive by other people clearly
>>66786506
gay butt sex is degenerate, intense feelings between men are not, i subscribe to the fact that men can get closer to each other than men and women can
i am here
i am there
catch me if you can
catch me if you dare x
>>66786532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzrDeceEKc
ahh yes i am a southerner.
5 pounds 60 for a pint? sounds reasonable
can't believe section boyz did a mixtape with chris brown
>>66786584
>can't even say your sister is atractive without being scared you'll want to fuck her
kys normie retard
>>66786584
>gay butt sex is degenerate
its not
>>66786532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp3BlFZWJNA
>>66786615
Nowhere is a pint that expensive
>>66786599
Post toot
>>66786512
i haven't drank any booze at all for going on 2 months. doctor's orders to allow all the fat on my liver to go away lmao
>>66786644
paid 5 pound something for a pint in london once
some bar in camden market
was a fucking pisstake
>>66786599
Hello, I like France
>>66786632
yes its why aids exists my man, men are too sexually promiscuous
>>66786629
she is, but i dont find her attractive. I literally find my yank 2nd cousin attractive, but i dont find my sister attractive, are you happy?
going to have a smoke and a coffee
can someone bludgeon me over the head without me noticing when I get back? cheers x
>>66786711
finding her attractive =/= her being attractive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfEx4ZII-Os
Have been listening to this on repeat for 14 hours
Mind is beginning to fray, feel like I might be starting to break through
>>66786644
I paid £6.30 for a pint in London a while back.
>>66786711
sexual relationships between 2 men has been existing since the dawn of times yet it's degenerate because of a disease that appeared in the 80s (70s?)
alri lad
>>66786766
It's degenerate because of religion.
>he isn't gay
ah yes
>>66786766 post toot!!!
the gf
>>66786766
gay relationships in the west have been typically pretty degenerate, greeks fucking little boys to "teach them" about sex and romans drinking themselves to death and porking each other in the bath
There are only 3 certainties in life, death, taxes and channel 5 putting something on about Peter Kay on a Sunday night.
>>66786205
nomce
>>66786812
>he isn't bi
runt
Did the ancient greeks use lube when they were fucking each other in the arse or did they just go in dry?
Will California EVER be red again?
can you measure attractiveness objectively?
>>66786807
yeah because of christianism
>>66786822
can't say much about the romans but you have no idea about the intimate relationships that the greeks had with their young pupil. sex was only a small part in that relationship
>>66786751
Listening to this high gave me a panic attack once
be careful lad x
>>66786878
olive oil
>>66786878
olive oil mate
>>66786878
ae the olive oil
>>66786905
its still noncery
>>66786878
It would be extremely painful
>>66786911
>>66786914
>>66786934
Thanks lads, very informative posts
>>66786905
>because of christianism
and the others