/brit/

all me 24/7

fuck you

plymouth is actually an alright place

forgot how to tie my shoes again lads

was at the gym and took my shoes off to go for a swim and spent 5 minutes on the bench trying to tie them again

looked like a right cunt, had one of the lads tie me up so it was all ok in the end going to rewatch some youtube videos on it again

My only friend is my brother tb h

He'll probably cut me off soon though.

Ah yes using surgery and manipulating the body's natural functions is totally normal

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ah yes, 16 years old

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lads

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>>66782875
rasheed detected

post more trains to trigger the bus wanker

how do you play with toys inappropriately?

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autism is a spook

>>66782961
rorke

I'm American pay attention to me

it's 2016

normal people don't have porn folders anymore

just stream like everyone else

>>66782961
racist

>>66782986
and what?

I hate seeing UK posts outside of these threads

>>66782961
I always think shit like the Sun and Express are retarded, then the Guardian has to go and put that on their front page.

>>66782993
I bet you watch your porn dubbed you newfag.

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>>66782875
There is nothing wrong with trains

chip vs bugzy beef is back
chip is sending as we speak

>>66782993
This.
Add having a porn folder to the signs in OP's pic.

>>66782908
>want to post a reply with picture of nana
>i won't because i don't want to get banned again

ffs

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>>66782875

Had a million neurons fire off when I created this image

Every single white person is a racist and secretly want to kill blacks

>>66782993
>streaming porn

why? the selection is so utterly shit and if you want HQ the selection is even worse you weirdo

>>66782961
literally hitler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KkybB2VSQw

>>66783013
rorke

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Repeat of the brit meetup when?

>>66783057
I'm white and can confirm

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>>66783035
Indeed

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>>66782875
What about other means of transportation?

I'M IN LOVE WITH SHOEONHEAD OK SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND HAS THE PERFECT BODY

what if both drivers at each side of the train started to go at the same time?

>>66783057
I'm not
I openly want them to die

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The Dutch navy lads

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>>66783022
>the Guardian

>>66782961
>accept these children
>breggzit was baddd
>women are just like men!!!

the editors of this paper need to hang

>>66783022
>if loony leftie means compassion for my fellow human being then count me in!

I bet you have really, really limp wrists and wear glasses

>>66783066
wrong

What do you lads think about my new Prisonfu?

http://mdocweb.state.mi.us/OTIS2/ProfileImage.aspx?mdocNumber=759174

Killed some dude and only got 30-55 years.

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>>66783112
agreed

Post toot

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>>66782963

>>66783057
I would like them to have a choice to leave
after that they would be killed if they didnt choose to go back

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>>66783121
it doesn't work like that
you need a key to operate a train and there's only one key per whole train

>>66783083
>/brit/

that was /sp/ you bellend

show is a coalburner

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>19 of these patrolling the oceans
>5 newer and better ones on the way
>each has an entourage of support ships including a few submarines

faggot diaper airplane aluminum sneakers candy pushup mailbox mom popsicle

>>66783157
Boxy's also fuckable.

>>66783121
either it wouldn't go anywhere or it would come apart

>>66783185
top comfy lad, what kind of train is this? inter-urban?

>>66783185
meme train

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rate my porn folder

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>that was /sp/ you bellend

Lost the only key to my train again boys aha what am I like x

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did someone say trains?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN_NBDz48m0

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>>66783112
great post

>>66783203
Instead of spending money on military shit, why don't you fix detroit?

>>66783193
go back

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>tfw know more about history, literature and politics than anyone I've met but did a STEM degree which I have no interest in because I didn't want to be a humanities studying runt

the gf hasn't texted me for a couple hours now waheyy

>>66783148
Purest Finnish Genes

honestly terrible in bed. Im fine with foreplay but suck at fucking

is the only way to get better is to keep having sex?

Why can't yanks be like UKtards and stay in their containment thread

>>66783248
Detroit is beyond saving. Should just give it to Canada.

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r8

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get a very relaxed and comfy feel when i vividly imagine killing myself

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used to live right next to this

>>66783112
I've fucked a girl who looks a bit like her

Nazi puto >>66783264

business idea: stand on the train tracks to stop incoming trains from reaching there destination on time

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>>66783215

Inter urban it is I guess, I honestly don't really know but it's obviously a regional train since long distance ones don't look like this and it has "railways of Provence" written on it
Here's the ones in my region

>>66782993

Lmao twat

streaming is like watching VHS when you can get a blu ray with minimal effort

>tfw too autistic to live with roommates, get a gf to split bills with, learn about mortgages or talk to a landlord for a tour of a rented property

Current plan is to live at home, save up ~£50,000 liquid and buy a shitty flat outright. Then even if I lose my job, I will never be homeless. Even if they shut off my electricity and water, I will still have that flat as a hub and a safe haven to sleep in at night, protected from the elements.

I reckon I can save about £7k a year so it should take me ~6 years given what I already have.

>>66783268
She's actually a plastic paddy but I still like her. I'm going to write her a long letter this week and hopefully she writes back.

>>66783284
I heard they are constructing a new stadium for the detroit wings

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should i shave?

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My girlfriend just DM'd this to me

>>66783287
are the red parts bits we hate

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>>66783264
>gf

>>66783246
>>66783112
>>66783157
she's Canadian

>>66783260
been shit for about 4 years m8

>>66783263
>not getting a Ph. D
>not spending your 20s as a student claiming all kinds of advantages
>not writing a book after graduating
>not retiring off the royalties

top fucking runt

Fucking hell lads doing such a foul shit

It was hard at first but that was just plugging back a liquid tonne of shit, the smell is fucking diabolical not sure what I've eaten but fuck me

Also cleaned the toilet earlier and there's still some bleach in there it's mixing with the poo and making me light headed fucking hell send jelp

10 MINUTES LADS

then i watch all those antiques

>>66783100

Stayed right near that red tower

there's a little exhibition with a big model of the city around the corner

>>66783203
What defenses does it have against an air-blast from a low-yield nuclear weapon?

Oh right, none whatsoever.

>>66783323
waht kind of shithole do you live in where you could get a flat for 50k

kill yourself fucking señor

>>66783352
wtf I hate her now

There are people on /brit/ right now that are ashamed to be white.

>>66783323
if only we had a mechanism that protected us from destitution!

>>66783222
where do you download from?

The point of generals is to segregate yourself from other countries

Why don't yanks understand this

>>66783323
>Buy outright for £50k

Hmm not sure about that.

oh nevermind just texted me literally now

>>66783203

china can sink these using a missile that cost 1/1000000th of the cost of that

>>66783370
we have laser systems that shoot missiles out of the sky these days

a bunch of girls smiled at me on my way to and from the university gym today and idk why and now i'm paranoid

>>66783368
Noice. The Chicago Historical Society and Cultural Center are also pretty good sights to see.

>>66783323
better anyway
morgatages and all that shit are just a trap to lock you in

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>>66783305
Who do you think is going to win?
3000 tonne train or 180 pound you?

reminder to save your discovery spotify playlist if you liked it x

saw some lad complain about not saving it on monday xx

>>66783391
no there aren't

>>66783345
me penetrating

>>66783398
Look who's talking faggot.

>yank

As if you don't live within 200 miles of the border like 80% of your country. You can't live without us.

bradley is looking really old

can't imagine the chase without him

>>66783323
>buy outright for £50k

Hahahahaha delusional runt

>>66783345
very nice

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wish trains were more common in the US

Just ordered a ham and mushroom medium from domino's lads

>>66783352
not too much of a problem

how on gods earth the smell of cooking from the kitchen gets all the way up here i have no idea

Policy idea: make sure no one ever has to worry about starving or freezing to death but don't be completely communist about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdunb__DrHg

>>66783414
not with US combined arms including growlers equipped with electronic warfare equipment to disable said missile and shore based defenses.

that and the supercarriers can launch from far out of their range.

>>66783398
>>66783425
>>66783395
>>66783384
>>66783365
>>66783356
>>66783350
>>66783345
>>66783305
>>66783287
>>66783287
genuinely dislike you fuckers

>>66783402
>>66783323
With that money you can buy a nice apartment in a luxury zone here

Come here, lad

>>66783451
>faggot
fuck off yank

>>66783466
>mushroom
runt

>>66783496
Interesting idea, but I wonder how you will approach it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlUm35Slqkc

the gf trying on her halloween outfits x

>>66783496
aka neoliberalism

>>66783504
why'd you dislike the last guy twice?

>>66783323
Good lad

There is no possible way that indulging your autistic tendencies could have a damaging effect on your long-term psyche.

Just stay in your bubble.

>>66783402
You can get shitty flats in shitty areas here for that.

>>66783372
Glasgow (I am aware it is a shitehole).

>>66783434
Mortgages don't make sense for someone like me who has spent years as a NEET and who could potentially be fired for gross incompetence any day. If you have a house with a mortgage then you don't really own the house at all. The moment Mr Shekelberg fires you and you can't afford the payments you lose """"""your"""""" house. Whereas if you buy a house outright then that can never happen.

>>66783312
south west france seems really nice

>>66783504
2 (yous) for the price of 1

not bad

>>66783515
Fuck off

>>66783305

when you get hit by a high speed train do you just spin off the side of the track like a ragdoll spewing guts everywhere?

seen plenty of videos of people being hit in stations but nothing at very high speed. there's one video from the faces of death series that shows a train death but it's not very graphic.

Went to thailand and had the best time of my life

>>66783526
gonna get so high dude

Seriously though, what the fuck is the deal with this sadcases/sadcases that keep posting fucking trains on here? What the fuck is interesting about a form of fucking transportation. Cars I can understand because you can drive them yourself, work on them yourself, modify them etc. Trains are fucking shite and boring, not to mention probably THE most stereotypically autistic neckbeard shit to take an interest in

>>66783518
Bender. Tosser. Bumchum.

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alri "lads"

>>66783076
moar cats pls :3

>Mortgages

Ah yes just tie yourself down for the rest of your life

>>66783323
don't do >>66783515 it makes mustard gas

@66783398
>Canada
Screeching

>>66783461
Same, especially High-Speed Rail

I don't know why the knobheads on have I got news for you and all the equivalent panel shows are so worried about donald becoming prez

if he wins they get literally 4 years of being lazy as fuck comedians making shit jokes about how dumb he is and the audience lapping it up and pissing themselves

wankstains

>>66783564
>>>/n/

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>got pissed and told all my friends about the novel I'm writing
>they spent all night taking the piss, saying it sounds shit and calling me a bent cunt
>they're still roasting me in the group chat
>they've already put a bunch of shit about it on facebook

Fucks sake lads

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>>66783574

>>66783396
torrent mostly
extratorrent is the go to

pogba?

>>66783548
>le jus n urself, seize the day, liv ur life

When you've been abnormie your entire life, it's too late for that. You wouldn't understand, normoid scum.

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>>66783616

Green letters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDCaNBEvWG0

>>66783545
he didnt even put a key on his fucking shite map the utter dicksplash

>he goes on 4chan to call people autistic

irony is lost on you folk

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OOF

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>>66783639

>>66783605
>>got pissed and told all my friends about the novel I'm writing

you're not being serious are you? what's it about?

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am i ugly?

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my mental health is going off the deep end anyway and i'm at least 95% sure i'm going to be sacked within the next week

things are about to get really interesting

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>>66783668

>>66783605
yeah you posted this before

what do you want? more attention for your shite fake novel

I always take pictures of recall notices for food and call up customer support saying I have whatever the affected batch was and they always just ask you to dispose of it, and then send you vouchers for a replacement

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>>66783663
>blurred face and feet

>>66783678
Need to shave. Your pubic hairs will develop naturally, no need to show them off.

>>66783678
Id say mid 20s

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>>66783605
>friends
>group chat
>facebook
F.O.N.T

>>66783663

she could make 3 grand a week as an escort

>>66783663
I know that's Rosie
No point in hiding it
I can't wank to that now

>>66783605
Is it a semi-autobiographical tale of a lonely man falling in love with a girl halfway across the world on the internet?

>>66783674
It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

who is worse

Train Lad

or

Porridge?

doing an FMA marathon

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477855552425.webm

>>66783680
haha banter

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>>66783685

>>66783663
i dont find this bitch attractive in the slightest

she is completely repulsive to me

>there are muslims posting here rn

>saving up £50,000 for a flat so you don't need to worry about losing your home
>land owner comes round every 3 months for money because he cut the grass nearby
>freeholder comes round whenever he feels like it for a maintenance check

why are the scots such jews

>>66783737
neither, both are actually very good lads

I can't recommend getting in shape enough tbqh

>feel healthy
>gyaldem be mirin'
>sleep better
>more confident

>>66783766
not muslim, but am brown

Dumb pirate frogposter

>>66783582
What?
>>66783555
No

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want a young sigourney weaver to abuse my butt and gently console me afterwards

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>>66783663

>blurred the feet

>>66783739
great fight, amazing score x

alphonse is a beast, just wish he wasnt such a pussy

>>66783788
would you kindly fuck off back to were you came from tanks

>>66783701
Yeah I shaved. That was a year ago and I have such a baby face that I thought that shitty facial hair helped

>>66783704
You're right. surprised, usually get pegged as 20

Can't deny how badly I want Kate Middleton to treat me like a worthless peasant and spit on me

IT'S SLAG O'CLOCK POST SOME SLAGS

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>>66783798

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>really want to bang my mum
fucking hell lads... she's just so thick

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TOLD the lads not to play my mixtape while driving

dumb mexican escoria... ..

>>66783766
gross dude

>>66783816
born in the UK mate, parents were born here, and have one grandparent who was born in India

>>66783832
my mum kind of wanked me off once, not directly though

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The so called gf

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>>66783832
alri jamie

>>66783795
Go back to haiti

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>>66783048
If you can't evade don't risk it lad

what would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry?

>>66783866
explain

>>66783867
very qt

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>>66783849
Haha same

>>66783862
are you that billionaire who lived in india with butlers

Tied myself down to a 25 year fixed rate mortgage lads hahahha

>>66783893
feed your child or I'm calling the police

Post vocaroos of accents.

>>66783867
spoiler this hog

>>66783905
I didn't live in India with butlers, but my nan had a nanny and maids in her house

>>66783447
Rasheed

Courtney Michelle Love (born Courtney Michelle Harrison, Julie 9, 1964) is an American muisicker, actress, an veesual airtist. Proleefic in the punk an grunge scenes o the 1990s, Love's career haes spanned ower fower decades. She acame a fixtur in alternative muisic as the frontwoman o Hole, drawin public attention for her uninhibitit stage presence an confrontational lyrics, as well as her heichly publicised personal life follaein her mairiage tae Kurt Cobain.

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>>66783940
How about you fucken die.

Hello I am a Londonite

ate chilli on toast tbqh, couldn't be arsed to cook rice.

Shame I had no cheddar to top it with hehe

>they don't rate boy better know
that's funny

>>66783934
>>66783867
*sends these to cara*

>>66783501
>Muhammad was easily the most radical and empowering in his treatment of women, compared to the founders of all other religious

HRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

http://vocaroo.com/

mine

http://theync.com/new-isis-execution-shows-man-tied-up-being-killed-with-knife-blows.htm

ISIS are getting less imaginative tb h

saw a flat for sale atop a council tower block for £60k, 24th floor. not sure i could live in a tall building though, i couldn't trust mongoloids who live on bennies not to set the building on fire.

>>66783917
absolutely mad

>>66783950
no-one is "ashamed to be white".it's just a /pol/ meme

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS

NOOOOOW

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I really want to squeeze my mum's boobies

>>66783894
it was a bbq at my aunties house and my mum got really drunk

i was watching some weird tv at about 2am on the sofa with my mum next to me

she opened her eyes, saw me, then put her hand on my leg

she moved it onto my knob and just started rubbing it back and forth, then put her hand down my shorts (over boxers) and grabbed it properly and pretty much wanked me off

came in about 4 minutes, we've never spoke about it since and it's not really a fetish of mine

>>66783974
eat it with crackers next time

pretty good uesz

>>66783943
giz a job then richboi

>uni student
>had to pay for my first prescription
>didn't think about it
>tell dad
>he says "I bet it was those fucking Tories"
>tell him it's been that way for uni students since the inception of the NHS
>asks "are you actually defending the Tories?"

>>66783994
Banter, I assume?

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the gf is on a path to self destruction what do i do lads

>>66783981
>he rates reddit better know

texted some unimaginative bullshit to the potential gf

she probably thinks I'm a runt

films out lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90CkXVF-Q8M

somewhere smoking rock now
in and out of lockdown
i ain't got a job now

>>66784013
>not my fetish
>let it happen

right lad

>>66784013
your mum sounds like one of those grotty slag mums

also thats completely fucked

>>66784042
whats wrong with you m8

>>66784011
is your mum a fucking cartoon? stop posting this utter shite you waste of space

>>66784082
constantly need to go to the toilet, but now I'm on these pills it's better

>>66784009
Rasheed

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>>66784013
really hope this didn't happen

>>66784070
leo is my husbando 4ever

Rasheed

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>the absolute state of kikes

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>>66784074
i remember when that song came out and was on the radio on the reg

should i take another adderall?

pretty bored but dont want to be up all night

Literally cannot believe I shit myself lads

I woke up to a foul smell of puke and feces this morning

There was diarrhea on my bedroom floor and door

>>66784013
pls be pasta

>>66784075
i was 14 and it was the first sexual thing i'd done so, i was in shock a little bit but it felt good at the time

i mean it's not a fetish now so i've never pursued it

>>66784080
she's had quite a lot of partners but is a good person

>>66784133
i'll be honest, i really don't think it's that bad, it was mostly because she was drunk

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post pics of your mum

>>66784118
not an argument

>>66784013
don't believe you

>>66784049
ROPE

>>66784186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCS-8UwcBfI

>>66784156
nah get off the uppers bud

>>66783997
turned it off cuz I genuinely cannot stand that shite terrorist music

no wonder they all blow themselves up if they have to listen to that fucking rubbish

really needed to take a shit but someone was in the loo

crept into the cannuck runts room and shat into his trousers and all over his room

>>66784151
There's a vídeo where oven magnets support trump

>>66784172
nope

>>66784192
ok

Lads

A pikey is looking to fight me in town because I got with his woman last night but I'm afraid he's just gonna attack me with a weapon or bring his extended family down in the transit van to give me a battering

What the fuck do I do lmao

>>66784187
Rasheed

@66784180
>i'll be honest, i really don't think it's that bad, it was mostly because she was drunk
It's your mother, m8

>the absolute state of British decency

>>66784180
>she's had quite a lot of partners but is a good person

since she wanked off her own son I doubt that

>>66784236
don't lose the fight obv, bring your boys and weapons if you are that scared

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>>66784171
>that merchant in the top left
howling

>>66784241
not an argument

>>66784171
Even niggers put up more resistance against whites than you kikes

>>66784161
this gimmick is going nowhere

>>66784236
buy a gun and then get with his woman again

>>66784272
welcome to /brit/

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lads

>>66784304
been here for years mate

I'm just saying it gets me every time

>>66784236
Fuck his mum lol

>>66784111
what's the condition called

>>66784213
just took another one

>>66784180
my mum's never even been drunk around me

feel sorry for council housed disgusting underclass people like you

>>66784304
>>66784332
Rasheeds

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any man fancy a scrap

>>66784272
Hi :)

Hope you enjoy your stay, if you have any question just ask for me, An0nlad.

See you on the chan

london is a model for how all of society should be

>>66784364
more of them 2 desu

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mum just sent me this

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rate

>>66784332
>years

hello newfag

/brit/ only started in April 2015 to shitpost about the general election

Tea's gone cold, don't even know why I got out of bed

>>66784340
When I was having a blood test done, a nurse said it sounds like a sensitive bladder so I guess sensitive bladder

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>>66784414
Now THIS is mummyposting

Unbelievable lads, I just found out I am a year younger than I thought I was.

my mum's a catholic sunday school teacher who has only gotten drunk once in her entire life when she was a teenager. she was also educated at convent by nuns and had no contact with boys until she was 18

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>>66784422
FOY

>>66784364
Anglos aren't white

Dumb pirate frogposter

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>tfw no milfgf

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>>66784414
o my days

>>66784458
>gotten
FOY

>>66784434
what kind of medication did they give you?

>>66784466
Your ISP should get banned

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need a mummy gf tbph lads

>Verstappen literally wants to die

>>66784502
Amitriptyline

>>66784466
would love to tear a girl in half from the vagina first

>>66784469
Thats me :)

>>66784466
MORE OF THEM

>>66784424
no it didn't, I was here in new years 2014

thick runt

Got ringworm on my neck smdh

Pharmacist said it'll take a few weeks to clear up.

>>66784489
you should go work in a bar or shop or something m8. every time someone asks for something and says "could i get" instead of "can i have" you'd probably blow a gasket you autistic twat lmao

>>66784565
me and the gf are into worm play

those skinny girls masturbating gave me a stiff willy

>>66784620
I'm sure you would be you fucking worm

just inhaled two teas and two ciggies

>>66784565
apply diesel to it if you don't mind dermatitis
alternatively use an antifungal

>>66784620
She hangs you from a hook and treats you like a worm?

>>66784631
I'll give you a stiff corpse m8

*batters you*

>>66784539
i see you're watching the go fast too

>>66784470
built like the so called brick shithouse

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mum's just told me to come off the computer

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the asian gf lads

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Alright lads, question time

English Breakfast or Earl Grey?

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>>66784562
>telling lies on 4chan

generals only really started on /int/ around summer 2014, and we were really only split up in three generals- /anglo/, /lat/ and /deutsche/. the rest of /int/ was general discussion. it wasn't till 2015 that we all started to segregate

you'd know this if you weren't fresh off the boat from reddit