England lives edition
BEANS ON TOAST
BITTER TOMATO SAUCE
Is this an /ita/ friendly thread? :D
>>66777474
welcome
>>66777474
no go back to /eire/ where you belong patrick
going out with my missus tonight, what should I dress up as?
there was already a rorke edition you fool
>>66777111
>>66777600
a paki
good edition
what's wrong with wanting britain to be white again?
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>>66777866
Britain was never white
I think if Britain went fascist I would have preferred to stay as part of the UK
Do you think normies in this country know what 4chan is??
To the center of the city where all roads meet, waiting for you,
To the depths of the ocean where all hopes sank, searching for you,
I was moving through the silence without motion, waiting for you,
In a room with a window in the corner I found truth....
>>66778490
literally hitler
>>66778490
>>66781190
http://youtu.be/PabSICNepSQ
Literally supported by Rick Harrison, gg
Machine poster is back
What speed do you drive over speed bumps. Gotta be 20 or less if you care about your car.
>>66778574
*does a crappy guitar solo*
>>66778490
"Hello, Mr. Thompson"
*has an opinion*
yeah go on bully me for it then you fucking pricks
why dont you mention your opinions so I can pedantically criticise it and act superior you fucking wankers
ohhh loook at me im 4chan look how great i am because i dont care about anything or enjoy anything omg so cooooll coovoovovovlv
weapons
Got no dinner in shall I go shop and get 2 pizzas
gonna play some fallout 4 haven't touched it in a while
gonna start a new character
how should i make my playstyle?
should i be sneaky or should i be heavy armour madman or something else entirely
me 'n the bf
post British heroes
>>66781179
>>66781179
Need a source on this tart please
>>66781391
Shut up nerd
>>66781321
He'll be King William II I think.
Shall I read anything in this thread?
No, I shan't
>rorke mick is online
Do you think members of the Royal Family are lurking here on /brit/?
>>66778511
They think that Reddit is some right-wing fedora-infested shithole.
>>66777474
damn right
alri lads *blub blub blub* i'm a fish waheyy haha
>>66781406
>>66778490
is this image real?
>>66780415
>he isn't an ENTJ
>>66781406
I love how every weed smoker justifying their addiction also seems to have a PHD in Chemistry and Biology
>>66781382
Tend to agree with you mate. I love it since I live here, but I definitely could see why its not really a tourist destination.
Its really a city of neighborhoods and you couldn't really understand them from just visiting, you'd have to be there for a bit.
NYC is good for a visit, but I hate it and could never live there.
hvað er í glasinu?
my dad used to work at the same factory as King Henry III
no i'm not lying fuck off Tyler your parents are getting divorced
>>66781406
Alri lads
My normification plan for this year has been going great so far and one of my co-workers at this new job has invited me to tag along when he's out clubbing with his mates multiple times now. It's great fun and they're not dudebro normie twats at all, pretty cool and relatable guys.
Problem is, they're all pretty heavy into Cocaine. I like the stuff too, probably a bit too much. Been doing coke every friday and sometimes saturday for the last two months now.
Reckon this could turn into a problem? I rarely have to pay for anything
>>66781461
>e
FONT
>>66781342
Are you saying it's somehow noble to be happy for no reason?
That happiness is somehow an achievement?
int is raiding aq lads waheey
bellends
VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
>>66781478
Don't fucking care
For the past 6 months a law firm has been e-mailing me about staff socials
Feel bad for the poor bastard who's missing the invites
>>66781400
replied to you in the old thread
Okay
>>66781461
Architect seems pretty master race to me
*blows raspberries*
>>66781476
It's great. Never expected to hear Flying Pickets in a Chinese film.
The Rorke is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a racist, virgin, autist, basement dweller, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Rorke and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
>>66781412
http://vsco.co/sofixtyler/images/1
Dad is a literal multi-millionaire
might post pics of my normie life desu
>>66781514
happiness is literally the only thing that is of value in this world
>>66781529
so how do i play if i don't choose how to play
>>66781515
atleast link it for fucks sake
bout to blow my top if you dont start fucking acting right
>>66781391
>>66781493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yyxdjD4YOQ
það er landi í glasinu
Just feel angry and depressed all the time.
Like, I look at someone on the street and wonder what it would be like to grab them by the collar and smash their face in with my fist. Would it brig me pleasure? I don't know...
Uhh...I mean...post slags and crisps lads
>>66781492
This as well. I love my city and think that the Loop is GOAT for visits, but it's more of a city for residents than tourists (although we are the most welcoming city in the US for tourists).
>>66781497
The foundry that made the Liberty Bell is still standing and in use.
>>66781505
Business idea: Purchase the domain PAKId.com and release a gang of Syrians into this nightclub and bring a videocamera.
>>66781516
I can't remember Pan Head.
I can't believe you missed Ketchup and Rice though.
>>66781561
rasheed
>>66781587
dont know how to link other threads
>>66781516
not a fan of people bullying bruce
he makes a very good contribution to this thread
she just can't say bye
i'm guessing it's because this lover boy's too fly
*yodels at your gf*
>>66781585
you dont even need to choose it will end up the same
if you go for an effective build you will just be a dude who wears clothes with the seperate armour pieces over the top, modded weapons, one melee weapon for every now and then and guns for every situation, stealth close quarters or otherwise
>>66781638
>my gf
>>>/x/
>>66781616
Panhead2222 on Twitter
Who would win in a fight. Larry or Palmerston?
>>66781626
newbender
>>66781419
There's been more than one King William lad, he'll be William V
>>66781605
make a lot of Liberty Bells do they
where can i get the vapour genie in britain
buzzin to get to the club tomorrow night and see all those slags dressed as slags
>>66781515
what is aq
>>66781516
>no trainposting
I wonder who could be behind this strawpoll
>>66781673
i only use 2 boards
>>66781671
LORD PALMERSTON
>>66781634
pint of plain when you're ready please Bruce.
Whos is rasheed ?
should I shave?
>>66781671
PITT THE ELDER
>>66781626
click the "no." next to the post number and then copy and paste the link in the html bar and it will convert it
otherwise do >>>(board)/(post number)
newfag
>>66781693
monday night?
>>66781671
Are Laz
>>66781711
you
>>66781689
IDK, I can see where that'll congregate a ton of yanks.
prepare for your synaptic gates to be flooded with sodium ions
>>66781687
Shit I could only remember William III
my mistake, thanks Bruce
>>66781671
Hasn't Larry repeatedly fucked up Palmerston?
who /nostalgia/ here?
>>66781671
The true king of England
>>66781726
yes lad halloween
>>66781748
really activated my almonds
>>66781723
>>>>(board)/(post number)
cba just google 4chan an find aq
>>66781748
>don't trust nobody
hmm
if you arent ENTP then begone with you
>>66781593
is there somewhere that has accumulated these pictures (aside from your hard drive heheh), because these are different clubs you are posting.
>"So Anon, what are you into?"
>"Oh, I just like trains. Theres something about them I just find very appealing. I also enjoy sharing images of them online"
>"A-are you an autistic child by any chance?"
>>66781775
>celebrating hallowe'en
FUCK
OFF
YANK
is it easy to get pingers innadance
hitting club with the lads tomorrow for halloween do you reckon there will be scatty lads about selling pills for us
we couldn't get any beforehand because we're shit at getting drugs
>the role of chief mouser to the Treasury was founded in 1515
>Hundreds of years older than Canada, America or Australia
Makes me think
>>66781780
>google 4chan
im already on 4chan you melt
>>66781799
ENTP master race tbqh
it's the best personality to have when you're a radical centrist
>>66781831
hopefully, and hopefully natural selection will tale care of the rest
>>66781831
Enjoy getting paying over the odds for some shit pills
>>66781799
>E
font
>>66781829
its a celtic tradition lad
>not enjoying Halloween
>>66781582
Do you mean net happiness, or personal happiness?
If you make others happy, but are miserable yourself, is your life more valuable than that of someone who derives happiness from selfish pleasure?
*swoops in from above*
>>66781753
They fuck each other up desu. An armed police officer had to pull them apart a few months ago. Plus theres Gladstone and Cromwell who could start getting in on the fights. Its gonna get mental
>>66781829
halloween was originally an Irish pagan festival lad
>the british government employs several cats
ah yes
>>66781825
actually a lot of trainspotters have girlfriends
Do you live with your parents? Yes or no.
>>66781748
Is beth a good fellow?
This is considered a handsome 10/10 in England.
>>66781857
agreed
>>66781894
*and scottish*
>enjoying halloween
Have I read anything in this thread?
No, and I shan't be doing so anytime soon
>>66781893
forgot the image haha
>>66781903
Not anymore.
I'm finally financially self-sustaining.
Is the UK the only country where the women are substantially uglier than the men?
british women are abhorrent
>doing things
is there anything more runty?
>>66781838
We've had a meteoric rise 2bh and all you lads have been doing for the last two hundred or so years is fall
Bit sad
Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>"So Anon, what are you into?"
>"Well there is this internet imageboard called 4chan which I refer to as the chon. I mainly browse the international section and a general called brit which is for the discussion of British culture. There are some people on there who sometimes post images of trains and discuss trains so I spend multiple hours a day creating images and posts calling them autistic."
>"Do you think that you're autistic and not the other people?"
>>66781917
well I guess we know for sure he's Charles' son now
>>66781961
not doing things
>>66781917
Even if he was actually an ugly cunt hed get girls going mad because he's a prince lad
>>66781892
if you make others happy but you are miserable you are poor, but you are wealthy to others
if a footballer earns £1 a week but wins every single game for his team he is valuable to his team and his manager, but poor in monetary terms
>>66781966
Fuck off train wanker
>>66781831
yes very easy
usually 2-3 people going round offering it quite openly. As that guy said, usually expensive and/or low quality inside.
Might depend on the club in question though.
>>66781892
imagine taking a big sloppy poo on top of all those frogs
>>66781875
never tried pills before might as well give it a go init
>>66781878
well how do you normally get them, we struggle with getting weed mate
Can anybody recommend somewhere to get a men's raincoat?
I'm not particularly inspired by anything frmo Topman etc as it usually doesn't do well or falls apart.
Uniqlo have some nice ones, anybody got any recommendations for where a young man can get a raincoat?
>>66781917
>tfw he could literally sling one up any bird in the world because he's a prince
Harry is a good lad
so is Will
Cannot be arsed to clean up the puke in my room
>>66781966
ships > trains
going to blast open my 3rd eye with LSD
your bra bomb better work nerdlinger
>>66782096
>no ramp
did my first deadlift session for 6 weeks
went up to 155kg, felt heavy but looked fast af on the video. been stretching the hammies a lot and the added mobility really helps.
>>66782047
barbour
I'm 23 years old and going out with a 27 year old woman
is this acceptable?
>>66782047
the fedora shop you turboblert
>>66782116
yes
>>66781549
>Marginally INTJ
>Almost 100% turbulent
Basically the diagnosis of fucking nutcases.
>>66782047
isnt Northern Face alright? if thats the kind of thing you mean
>>66782047
umm any outdoor shop lol
my current raincoat/winter jacket is from M&S though
Just realized I shit myself last night jesus christ
Niggers
>>66782096
That's HMS Ocean, not Bulwark you UTTER melt.
>>66782106
Helicopter carrier, soon to go out of service with no replacement in the works. BAKA
>>66782116
24 and nobbed a 17 year old yesterday
love is just a number
Just had a tasty chicken katsu
>>66782096
>no ramp
>>66782034
wtf delete this
frog lives matter
>>66782116
yes you fucking faggot how fucking insecure are you to even ask this question
actually no, because you are clearly not mature enough to be going out with an adult
>>66782047
>>66782115
this get a Barbour
pic related. me wearing a Barbour
I've literally never heard someone use the word "weapon" as an insult. Is this a poortherner thing?
>>66782147
>realized
fuck off yank
>>66782047
Arc'Teryx or bust my niqqa
>>66782047
this one's quite nice
I'm 27 years old and going out with a 23 year old man
is this acceptable?
Me and the lads
Fairchild, Du-Pont, Levi Strauss
Union Carbide, Westinghouse
Comalco, Exxon, Remington
Utah, Santos, IBM
SKF for North Rock pride
Mitsubishi, ICI
Goodyear, Mobil, Davis Press
GM Roach, CBS
>>66781671
>>66781936
this is funny
on the bus
>>66782144
>>66782143
he means a big cringey 1950s down to the floor raincoat
>>66782192
shut ya grid you fucking weapon
>>66782164
Pedophile
im 8 years old (IN DOG YEARS LOL) and im going out with 3 octogenarians from different countries. I LOVE HAVING A GOOD SMILE SOMETIMES. im currently serving an unjust sentence for aggravated assault and first degree murder but i can easily justify my actions over some tea. if we can meet up id love to beat you to death... with my talking about my interests which include HAVING POOS and KANGAROOS lol x
>>66782189
>faggot
fuck off yank
http://www.strawpoll.me/11539158
http://www.strawpoll.me/11539158
http://www.strawpoll.me/11539158
http://www.strawpoll.me/11539158
Created this lads. Need your opinions on trainposters.
>>66782042
Get mine off a mate of a mate and am a bit cautious so will only take it if ive tested it myself
never forget the best bruce to ever exist (apart from Karl Stefanovic)
>>66782243
*rapes her*
Why are there spics here
They are fine
>>66782258
not a yank word you sad little shit
what does it mean if something is sugar free but has sweeteners
is it still healthy?
>>66782173
nice blog post you cunt
>>66782048
>>66781996
>beady eyed inbreds detected
>>66782289
me in the kilt
>>66782047
Stutterheim (rains if you're a povvo)
>>66782274
Media's been trying to throw shit on are Karl recently 'cause he got divorced
sad state of affairs desu
>>66782142
Do you have psychology degree?
>>66782301
gives you cancer
>>66782204
>>66782147
>Shit myself
fuck off yank
>>66782289
what's that in the middle
>>66781831
how to die: the post
>>66782289
wales > ireland > scotland > england
>>66782309
Cheers
Would you like to know more?
>>66782319
ah right haha
hmm
>>66782289
which one is wales
http://www.strawpoll.me/11539178
>copy a post from reddit
>get half a dozen yous
>write a post myself
>get none
everyone here needs to fuck off to readit asap
>>66782161
how are the helicopters are supposed to take off without a ramp
>>66782350
Yeah, post how your grandma got raped by russians
Beaner monkey
>>66782301
Sweeteners have no calories
>>66782350
Search "*Your MBTI personality* brain" on images, post it to /brit/
Let's judge which personality comes across as the most runty.
>>66782350
Yeah
What time do you usually slit your wrists?
>>66782389
Am not a german
>>66782290
fuck off yank
>>66782317
w-what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5oJC9FP2Tg
>>66778166
There was a time when even the US was mostly white. Watch dem old movies innit.
Europe was a given :(
>>66782404
Does the JIDF give you all the proxies you want?
>>66782350
this >>66782389
but first tell us about how your country has never won a world war
>>66782406
> being any sort of extrovert
fuck off back to facebook
>>66782404
What do you think about yanks
>work tomorrow
>16.5k job in a call centre
Monday mornings (and mondays in general) are dire. All the normans spend the entire weekend stewing up their anger then they call in at 09:01 full of vitriol to make their complaints.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11539200
http://www.strawpoll.me/11539200
http://www.strawpoll.me/11539200
important poll tbqh lads ngl if i do say so myself
So I heard you like Yanks in here haha
>stealth caoability
>diesel-electric so it's quiet
>fucking RAILGUNS
>fucking LASERS
>dozens of thermonuclear warheads
>probably some other top secret weaponry
>>66782439
>being able to see the stars in hong kong
doubt
>>66782289
>tfw mum is half scottish half irish and dad is english with distant welsh ancestry so can muh heritage any one of these
>>66782425
faggot
>>66782406
my gf's type, she's a qt sweetheart
>couple of spuds go rotten
>millions die
Ireland
>>66782482
>mum is half scottish
i fingered her in a club on sauchihall street
>>66782318
I do and the myers briggs test is bullshit, it's based on psychoanalysis (freud)
the only evidence for a type of personality is type a (hostile, impatient people) because it's correlated with heart disease
>>66782479
one flaw with it
>isn't a train
>>66782406
Myers Briggs is complete pseudoscience bullshit.
>>66782529
she was born in england mate shes pretty much english just scottish/irish genetically
>>66782482
>welsh mother
>english father
>northern irish grandparents
>scottish surname
I'm the quintessential brit
>post a picture of a girl with her ankles exposed
>get shut down and banned for 3 days
>the israeli posts fucking machine webms
>they stay up all thread
>>66782406
this iss pretty much spot on, though being an ENTP is still masterrace
reminder the F is for fag
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None
>>66782406
>Search "*Your MBTI personality* brain" on images, post it to /brit/
you're the runt lad
>believing in these fake as fuck personality test
The absolute state of /brit/
I want to take a trip to either UK or Ireland.
What place should I visit? England? Scotland? Wales? Norhern Ireland/regular Ireland?
>>66782517
Well god bless the Mossad.
>>66782479
Not pictures: my moistened ballsack under the water getting viciously chopped by the propellor.
>>66782500
>faggot
fuck off yank
I am the Briggs from Myers-Briggs
>>66782572
you should visit the Northern Powerhouse
>>66782473
not voting because no seperate liverpool option
>>66782544
>RAILGUNS
you realise everyone on this island is practically the same mix genetically
>>66782517
Are you still mad that nazis BTFO kikes
>poorthern direland
This time last year I had 5 good friends who I could talk to and do stuff with.
Today, my last friend cut me off for good.
Always remember, no matter how good life seems, you can always lose it all.
Don't think i have the strength to do it all again.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11539238
http://www.strawpoll.me/11539238
http://www.strawpoll.me/11539238
http://www.strawpoll.me/11539238
http://www.strawpoll.me/11539238
http://www.strawpoll.me/11539238
MUST VOTE
MUST VOTE
How do I not remember shitting myself what the fuck?
Do rich people have hand dryers in their house?
>>66782572
Grimsby arcade or sheffield lad
>>66782609
Myers here
alri lad
>>66782585
howling
>360,000 people are born every single day
I DON'T LIKE IT LADS
ABORTION TO AFRICA
ABORTION TO AFRICA
ABORTION TO AFRICA
>>66781892
The way I see it, you have a moral obligation to your own happiness, then with any excess you can and should give and help others. But never at your own expense.
No, this doesn't mean you can go and murder people for your own happiness. Within reason.
I've tried the whole putting-other-people-first thing and it only resulted in me feeling unhappy and a little bitch.
>antiques roadshow in half an hour
get hype lads
Imagine having to share a house/flat with a complete stranger to pay the bills
fucking runts
>>66782637
alright mate haha long time no see x
>>66782618
fuck off paki
The Northern Powerhouse
The Midlands Engine
what are some others?
high as gas rn Nigel
>>66782622
haha why lad
intj master race
>>66782536
theres always one damp rag who has to say this as if anyone thinks its actual verified science
fuck off you little shit, not at all suprising you are a fucking leaf
>>66782406
>misspelled passionate and cheesy
Fucking runts
>Housecoat
you cant kill the messiah
>>66782675
the welsh windmill
>>66782644
And only ~250k people die everyday, so the World's population is steadily increasing by around 110k people a day.
>>66782622
>text my only friend a few hours ago, asking what he was doing today
>text delivered
>3 hours later check to see if he's read it yet
>read at 2:01pm, 36 minutes ago
what happens when i get a gf and she finds my folder of over 7000 images harvested from facebook?
planet earth 2 starting next week i believe
cant fucking wait
i said i cant fucking wait
I CANT FUCKING WAIT ALRIGHT MABEL
haha............willies
>>66782675
Trait autists has been trying to force the Welsh Generator, don't mind it desu
>>66782683
Two of them left the country, one of them moved a distance away and the last just got bored with me I reckon.
>>66782605
faggot
>The BBC has been accused of acting recklessly after targeting children as young as six with a programme about a schoolboy who takes sex-change drugs.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3885922/Parents-slam-damaging-BBC-sex-change-aimed-six-year-olds.html#comments
Christ have I stumbled onto Facebook
Surprised I haven't seen any lad bible posts among all these fucking personality tests
>>66782738
One of the left is gonna look like proper shit in 5 years.
>>66782738
when you get a gf you delete folders like that and leave your abnormieness behind you
>>66782675
Scottish Dynamo
Welsh Generator
Is the fucking machine poster an example of jewish exceptionalism?
>>66782743
it's the same planet as last time m8 calm it
>>66782609
I am the cat from schrodingers cat
>>66782738
You tell her your dick wasn't going to jerk itself off.
These pics are from before you met her, she can't say shit.
>>66782756
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>66782743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwmS0okyuqM
>>66782622
>just join a society
>take up a hobby
>it's so easy to meet people nowadays
>>66782780
>deleting your porn folder
cuck
>>66782778
>in 5 years
>>66782738
people like this disgust me absolutely, how do they think this looks good, who the FUCK do they think they are
>>66777446
>Bitter tomato sauce
Uh...is this one of those British things that Brits don't know is a British thing?
>>66782780
No, you keep your folder and who gives a fuck is she doesn't like it.
Betamax.
Me
Literally haven't had a friend for 4 years hahahahahah
not even ONE
>>66782785
he's untouchable
janny can't delete them because it would cause a huge diplomatic crisis
>>66782684
>chees
>passionated
>rticles
>>66782814
faggot
>>66782837
Like America and mass shootings.
>Using chemicals to stop the body's natural development is completely normal
Transgenders are mentally ill
I hate seeing UK posts outside of /brit/
>>66782824
>>66782838
>having a porn folder in the first place
abnormies out
>>66782684
INTJ as well, out of interest how many friends do you have?
If you have any, why?
>>66782883
>faggot
fuck off yank
christ this lad loves using my image of jez doesn't he
fucking hell see it almost every thread now
>>66782780
>deleting porn
>>66782843
you scottish bastard
>>66782894
This
They need professional mental health help
>>66782906
Well we don't fill our porn folders with "Scat special deluxe furry edition" like half of Germans do
anyone getting connection errors all the time now?
fucking Hiro throttling the site.
honestly terrible in bed. Im fine with foreplay but suck at fucking
is the only way to get better is to keep havng sex?
>>66782758
that girl is supposed to be 6?