/brit/

*pfrffffrrrrrRRRRRTTT*

>>66767066
no, i aint having brit see me

>>66767046
>>66767053
>>66767054
how original. never heard that before...

>>66767104
I would fuck a gook but I wouldnt have a relationship

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Why do trannies always think they're convincing? 99% of them are obvious and look awful.

>>66767131
maybe you keep hearing it because it's the truth lmao

>>66767110
>maggie's coat

/fa/ as fuck

>Reagan's jacket

creasing

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>when he only has home brand crisps

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the gf

>when he has crisps at all

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>>66767158
I always do, and imagine Matt sighing as he gets up to reset his router once again

>>66767192
face like a slapped arse

>>66767128
FOR

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>>66767151

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>>66767151
Blair White is the only tranny I find remotely attractive

@tranny

Please be in London

>>66767192
ugly jewess

>>66767220
Does anyone know what condition this guy has? I knew someone in uni who had the same skull shape/facial features. Never asked him what it was though.

>>66767197
alright mr skeltal

>>66767192
face like a dogs dinner

>>66767151
they don't do it for you

>>66767167
truth is written by the victors, if i win then what i say is the truth

>>66767151
because they have a mental illness

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Need an office bike gf

>>66767263
he's got the ugly

>>66767259
are you really from haiti

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>>66767192
>the bf

I would fuck a tranny but desu I'm bi and I like fucking men's arses

>>66767247
It's westmidstranny lad. THeres that one and poleaboo as only ones on brit.

throats fucking rough today

>>66767220
odds were against him from the start

>TFW your shitposting attracts retards from the swethread

Listening to the new Die Antwoord album

Kind of shit

>>66767310
bit gay

>>66767312
how does 4chan have so many degens and can still be a rorke safe zone

fucking excellent edition lad well done

>>66767178
Not sure how much of this I believe

>>66767264
>not clean bulking

utter runt

fuck sake i lose interest in things so quickly

cant remember the last time I actually finished a book

>>66767304
die anglo

>>66767363
runt

>>66767340
all the trannies and benders on 4chan are rorkes

>>66767328
Why would you do that? So shit.

>>66767363
last book I finished was tolstoys resurrection

went through it in like 2 days, mental book

>>66767354
spartans used to buttfuck so they would develop a stronger bond for battle

seeing your favourite twink get killed will send you into a blood rage

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>>66767096
Great edition

had a right gurn on yesterday
jaw hurts like fuck today

>>66767404
So in 300 when that guy's """son""" gets killed, it was actually his booty-buddy?

>>66767263
it's called being anglo, a sad disease that cannot be cured

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>>66767371
At least anglos don't like wooden houses like garden sheds lmao

>>66767374
except when it comes to social issues obviously

does that mean all the rorkes are social liberals?

>>66767363
conn igguldens books are pretty fun and interesting

recommend wolf of the plains

its about genghis khan as a kid and young adult

>>66767430
but you're always gurning...?

>>66767430
babby

>>66767430
once misaligned my jaw after falling over and gurned it back into place

fucking KILLED though, heard it crunch and pop half way through the night and then the pill sorted the pain out, didn't feel a thing after that

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>>66767438
*live in

Dreamt I coughed up these huge discs of solid phlegm about 5cm in diameter. Was quite unsettling.

do you lads ever get unnecessarily hormonal and poisonous in mood

>>66767492
>>66767430
saw some lad last night gurning so hard he could have ground wheat

>>66767528
Didn't know girls posted here

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>>66767438
i dont understand what this retarded anglo is trying to say but ok, keep reading this shitty thread with your beady little eyes and making the same stale anglomacaque replies you call "banter"

>>66767573
shes Scottish that doesn't count

>>66767555
crease

>>66767557
i honestly think i have a bit of skinefelter and have some female hormones


i was terrible during puberty

me giving a speech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cZdy5L4uqE

>>66767555
a girl last night came up to me and my mate and was totally off her nut, she was fit but looked like she was chewing a wasp
managed to get out of her that her boyfriend had fucked off somewhere, but she kept trying to grind on me and then my mate
considered it but I wasn't that pinged at the time and it would have been really cuntish of me to have a go

tried to make plans with the chubby gyal and she said they were weirdly specific
literally just told her what pub and at what time

gonna buy myself a punch bag

just /brit/posted in the wrong thread

going to make te

>>66767643
Already that's a red flag that shes a fucked cunt, abort the mission cob

>>66767644
I volunteer my tender nutbag for the task

*bursts into your room without knocking, opens all your windows and stands in the way of the tv*

not the best nights sleep ever

>>66767631
yeah some girl was grinding up on me and grabbing my arse and shit but she was so fucking drunk that her blood was more piss than plasma haaha had no enthusiasm for the drunk wreckies

I'm objectively a 6.8/10 and I'm capable of bedding solid 8s, as I did last night

It's all about personality lads

>>66767678
>watching tv at all
>having a tv in your bedroom

Turborunt.

Since the clocks went back and Sunday trading is hrs only, does Tesco close at 3 today?

>>66767644
i'll teach you some moves if you like

t. master level puncher

>>66767358
Show your arms

>>66767678

you here to help save my pineal?

>>66767746
dunno mate let me just ring them for you

brb

Doing a poo

>>66767739
if you don't have a TV in your room how do you watch films with your lady friend?

doing a Rashad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl2jNvqZ0t0

>>66767712
oh good

so I'm doubly fucked then

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everyone laugh at this mong bruce posting in the old thread

Anyone need boxing lessons just hmu

>>66767768
get comfy in bed and put it on the lappy

>>66767739
very fedora post

>>66767784
lmfao

his face is gonna be a picture when he gets to the bottom

>tfw Lewisham High Street's golden boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GtVUkyzvhU

>>66767801
very studenty

somewhere smoking rock now in and out of lockdown i ain't got a job now

starving lads, might put a 'za in the oven

>>66767784
>those people who use unnecessary fullstops

for what purpose

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>>66767784
cannot WAIT to see his mug when he realises his folly

People still watch TV? Lmao

>>66767830
yup

does it become not good enough suddenly when you graduate?

>>66767671
yeah it's an odd response
gonna forge ahead but it's soured my expectations

>>66767819
good choon

>>66766554
What's the spec inside? I looked at the current model and it didn't seem all that great
i5 and a bit bulky

Hmm how should I style my hair??

Hmmm

Shaved sides... Yes
Medium length on top... Yes
Medium length facial hair... Yes

NOW I will stand out!

>>66767784
the state of him lmao

shrieking

>>66767319
>>66767391
>>66767531
>>66767663
>>66767692
>>66767864
HOWLING at this aussie lads
He's scrolling down the old thread and replying to ancient posts

Whst a fucking spastic

serious question lads

do you think geralt could beat aragorn in a fight?

>>66767872
I'd say that when you reach your late twenties and still watching films on your laptop, the girls are going to start being non-plussed.

feel really good today lads, on top of the world

I should have sex more often

slewisham

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>>66767921
Leave him alone man it happens sometimes and it's really embarrassing

>>66767921
roaring

>>66767867
I have a TV in my living room and I only ever watch the football or rugby on it, might as well get rid of it tbqh

Any of you lads of the pic of the Irish population through time with the pic of queen?

>>66767935
fuck off you happy cunt

finished lunch lads haha
maybe I should smoke a spliff now

Smoking a cig in my room

>>66767921
>each with fullstops

FUCK sakes he deserves his embarrasement

>>66767984
just smoked half
smoke the rest at full time

>>66767965
typical piece of shit anglo

hot chocolate and a panini to go

any noteworthy relict populations to speak of lads

creasing so much at that fucking bruce I'm going to have to take myself to the dry cleaners

>>66767993
Is this a gay guy, I can't imagine a girl ever seriously writing that stuff.

>>66768030
same

sitting in a puddle of laughter piss rn

KSI is such a twat, gets upset about the slightest bit of racism but he treats women like shit and is rude to members of the public all the time.

>>66768013
Consider suicide

Yeah I was gassed at the gimmick awards
Why? Cuz I ain't won a /brut/ward before. DUH!

Got called marxist in a costa coffee lads

>>66767929
Geralt has signs whereas aragorn is a descendant of numenor. Aragorn should have the strength but 3rd age cant contend with magic. First age sure but not third

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Any decent chavy radio talkshow podcasts lads?

pls respond

>guy at work is ill
>won't shut up about how ill he is
>talking so much that he doesn't cover his mouth when he coughs and splurts everywhere
>keeps trying to talk while in the middle of a coughing fit
>my last day of work
>cunt gave me a cold

Put your hand to your fucking mouth, runt.

get in tune stupid

Fuck off

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>'Jungle' youth's online profile says he is 22

>>66768077
lets say in a straight up sword fight
no signs or potions

just learnt of some ancient latin poetry that really made me think lads:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus_16

>Fuck you, boys, up the butt and in the mouth, you queer Aurelius and you fag Furius! You size me up, on the basis of my poems, because they're a little sexy, as not really decent. A poet has to live clean – but not his poems. They only have spice and charm, if somewhat sexy and really not for children – if, in fact, they cause body talk (I'm not talking in teenagers, but in hairy old men who can barely move their stiff bums). But you, because you happen to read about "many thousands of kisses," you think I'm not a man? Fuck you, boys, up the butt and in the mouth!

Time for another cold shower lads smdh

Need a new gimmick

Really liking Battlefield 1 lads

>>66768135
yeah you do

>>66768109
Geralt is a battle-hardened mutant who can move at superhuman speed

Aragorn literally does not stand a chance

All memes aside, Cara seems like a nice lass. She always comes across well in interviews

>>66768109
Aragorn should, numenorians are bullshittingly strong but then he's not pure and geralt has the mutations to enhance him. I'd go for aragorn as narsil is longer than geralts weaponry and gives better reach.
Also as a ranger him and geralt have rougly around the same skill when it comes to concealment and whatnot so that would be even.

>>66768127
wow x

>>66768109
geralt easily

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germany

>>66768127
bit gay

>>66768159
shes an actress you numpty

>>66768159
tfw no coke head cara gf

having a wank
doing a poo
posting on the chon
what about you?

>>66768137
if you play on pc you want to squad up sometime?

>>66768127
profound philosophy

hallowe'en is an Americanised commercialised meme for normies, amirite

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>Geralt v. Aragorn discussion
Fucking NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS

>>66768194
having a large fry up cooked for me

>>66768208
an excuse to get on the pingers haha

my hair gets greasy so quickly, literally have to wash it every day

>inb4 rasheed
blonde, white, and english 2bh

>>66768208
Halloween is an irish pagan festival that has been culturally appropriated by the anglo

>>66768127
quite good

>>66768239
Rorke

gagging for a sausage roll

>>66768157
b-but the blood of numenor

>>66768170
it would definitely be a close one I know that much

>>66768173
I am leaning towards geralt edging it, remember that spinning pirouette move he does and stabs eredins eyeball out, pure class

although from what I understand game geralt is a little stronger than book geralt who actually gets bodied from time to time

>>66768183
Model and part time actress

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>got pissed and told all my friends about the novel I'm writing
>they spent all night taking the piss, saying it sounds shit and calling me a bent cunt
>they're still roasting me in the group chat
>they've already put a bunch of shit about it on facebook

Fucks sake lads

What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone, on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry?

>>66768259
You all definitely sound over 18 and they sound like really good friends x thanks for sharing

there were some really fucking weird cunts out last night lads hahaa must be because of halloween or something

>>66768259
state of you 2bh

doubt that one is ever going to blow over

>>66768157
plus even though geralt is a hundred, aragorn is not much younger than him and has plenty of experience of his own

>>66768259
ahahahhahaa the lads

but what's the novel about

>>66768253
Depends on whether using game/film characters vs book ones.

reminder that you CAN turn off auto capitalisation on iPhones

heh

>>66768259
Drinking is for fucking normies you quilt haha, only you're fault skaghead

>>66768259
novel wanker loves his novels

>>66768194
doing a poo
having a wank
>>66767158
>might report this
fuck off Yank

>>66768259
Get new friends, they obviously don't respect you and saying shit about you on facebook is inexcusable.

>>66768262
are you trying to justify selling class A drugs to children because you're poor

no

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>>66768259
reminds me of when we were in school and one of our mates said he was going to write one of those study books for biology because he knew it so well
cunt got a B3 in his final exam

>>66768282
aha whered you go whatd ya do ahaha

>>66768292
yeah but he's still superhuman, shows no signs of ageing

>>66768302
Do you realise how much of a sadcase you are?

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>royal mail deliver my item
>don't update the tracking number to say it was delivered
>contact support
>they say they're sorry the lost the item
>get it reshipped
>royal mail have to pay insurance to the company I bought my item from

>>66768259
want to write something one day but don't have enough culture and knowledge to do so yet

Why does phone posting annoy people so much lads? I'm phone posting ATM BTW ;)

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>>66768259
>group chat

>Women on dating sites who claim to be nerds because they like the Harry Potter films

When will the nerd meme end lads.

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>>66768308

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>>66768364
same lol

>>66768297

It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

>>66768317

But they're literally the only friends I have at uni

Spent last night drinking wine, watching Netflix and playing Saints Row IV

your thoughts

Hmmmmmmm

>>66768355
screenshotted and sent to the police

>>66768371
billy no mates

>>66768339
went to flying cock haha

just tonnes of weird cunts kicking around and being real seedy/creepy

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>>66768394
>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

>>66768395
spent last night sniffing mandy, xanax and ket, and wandering looking for a house party

>>66768345
Not arsed lad, still earning 105k a year in a comfy job with tons of mates

>>66768362
if you're the usual french poster you certainly seem pretty cultured lad x

>>66768394
sounds cute x

chubby gyal being difficult again

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>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

>>66768372
>I so love star wars lol wish I had a real R2D2 XD x

>>66768405
proofs?

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got a craving for scampi lads

Choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_-Qs54qiGU

>>66768259
whats the novel about

what makes it a novel and not a book or story

>>66768340
aragorn is technically superhuman in his own way too, though his advantages probably arent as obvious as geralts, plus witchers do age albeit very slowly, expected lifespan if they don't die from violence is about 400 maybe 500 years, i'm sure vesemir was 2 or 3 times older than geralt and although he showed signs of ageing was still physically capable

>>66768394
Hahahaha that is pretty bent

Lads what happened to the killer clown meme? Thought it would have peaked around now being halloween but seems like it died down ages ago

just me lads no gimmicks

going to the doctors tomorrow to tell them I'm depressed! hahahahaha

Ahhhhhhhhhh

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>>66768394
>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

>>66768259
Banter la

>>66768355
>making up stories

If an item has a tracking number it requires a signature, so they would counter your claim with a picture of your signature.

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>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

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>>66768382
S
A
M
E

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>>66768394
>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

>>66768413
Group chat is very runty tbqh

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>>66768426
i genuinely believe you

>>66768427
it's not enough. I'm pretty well cultured for someone my age (I mean I'm just above avg) but it's not enough to be a competent and good writer

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>>66768477
haha

>>66768414
aha full moon innit, could be worse i went to the Colmslie with the lads JUST

Halloween tomorrow then

Cold out

Spirits of my dead ancestors gonna be wondering about

>>66768394
Do you know how many of those novels there are out there? Ten a fucking penny

>>66768394
>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.
oh my word haha

what's the creamy white stuff that comes out of a vagina

Tfw your gimmick gets hijacked

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>>66768394
>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

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>>66768498
Hehe

>>66768394
>But they're literally the only friends I have at uni
Mate in a few years hardly any of those people will still be your friends. Just start hanging out with different people, your current "friends" are absolute cunts.

>>66768514
yeast discharge

>>66768514
Milk

>>66768463
they can't do anything for you
i know the idea of getting it off your chest or maybe going on pills seems nice but it won't help you

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>>66768455

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>>66768477
>720x1280

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>>66768529
hoho

>>66768510

Yeah, but plot isn't the most important thing. I have an interesting absurd prose style similar to Thomas Pynchon or David Foster Wallace. It's more post-modern and self aware than I've been making out.

>>66768514
my dick

>>66768532
does that mean yeast infection?

>>66768499
hahaha ive had many pokie sessions at the colmslie before

flying cock was going off but and they served until 5am

>>66768394
interesting synopsis, it's up to you if you want to turn it into something great

>>66768355
>Aliexpress user detected

Seriously though, one of my orders never got here. It's still within the delivery date window though, so I am going to wait before I complain

>>66768514
concentrated clunge essence

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>>66768545
Hihi

>>66768537
ok I'll just sit here and continue to do nothing

uni and course lads? any /oxbridge/ or /russellgroup/ bros here?

>>66768568
no

I postulate that Sunday morning/afternoon /brit/ with its mix of relatable semi-normie lads talking about their weekends and Aussie lads up late is the best time of the week

>>66768492
perhaps you are just over-ambitious? there's nothing wrong with writing a book with limited knowledge, so long as it still has something of value

that being said, being 'pessimestic' (realistic) is a good trait to have, have you read "Nobody Wants to Read Your Shit"?

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>>66768576
wahey

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>I have an interesting absurd prose style similar to Thomas Pynchon or David Foster Wallace. It's more post-modern and self aware than I've been making out.

>>66768584
>bros
fuck off back to réddit

>>66768576
>android
poor people should be banned from posting on 4chan

>>66768584

/greenwich/ here, should have killed myself when I had the chance tbqh la

tired of all these brits in /brit/

>at mates house
>he has a yank gf
>she's cooking
>"Hey, what you cooking?"
>"Oh just some grilled cheese"
>she was doing it in a frying pan

Why are yanks so dim?

>>66768584
notts bruv

>>66768597
agree

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>>66768394
Get a load of this gaylord

May the light of Diwali fill your home with light of joy and happiness. On this great day I wish you all a Happy Diwali.

People don't buy books based on literary style anymore, it's all about unique premised that appeal to the normies, like 50 Shades of Grey or The Hunger Games.

>>66768627
did you tell her that's fried cheese

What English accent is this? I normally think English accents are well bent but I like this one a lot

https://youtu.be/UKnyrHBwu10

>>66768584
cov

>>66768584
imperial

>>66768577
you just have to learn to live with it
if your a proper depressive thats how it will be for life

Reckon that aussie got to the bottom of the thread and shut his computer down

No way he could show his face in here

>>66768627
desu................... I made a cheese toastie in the frying pan the other day and it was nicer than any other way I've tried it

ate it with some red onion chutney, it was bloody delish

gonna need everyone ITT to start communicating in American now thx

she said the pub I want to go to is really far away
pretty much all the good pubs are far away from her though

>>66768627
gf makes toasties in the frying pan too the absolute weaponhead

>>66768558
>hahaha ive had many pokie sessions at the colmslie before

thats well spooky - never been to the Flying Cock but have heard alright things

Valley on saturadays really fking irk me nowadays
>>66768597
agreed tbf

>>66768597
2bh

i was born to suffer

>>66768664
Is it a meme or genuinely good? What's living in London like?

Not only do I not work, I never do chores

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>>66768666
I reckon he was doing it on purpose to bait out the bradley poster runts

fuck sake

johnny won't flush down the toilet

>>66768606
nah didn't read that
yea I'm probably over-ambitious but that's normal, I mean what's the point of writing a book if it's going to be like any other railway station literature?
also what could you call "something of value"? and who's up to decide that value?

>>66768641
Happy Deepavali to you too, lad.

Having some Bourbon biccy with my coffee here

>>66768644

There has always been a difference between literary fiction like DFW or Joyce and popular fiction like your suggestions or Dan Brown/Harry Potter. Literary fiction can still be a success, even if it doesn't sell a billion copies and get a movie.

>>66768673
why do you say "good people" when referring to a single person

like "oh yeah tommy, I know him he's good people"

triggers slightly but not as much as "I could care less"

>>66768627
Yank girl once made me a fruit flavoured tea with loads of milk in it and 4 sugars.

saw my friend's fanny last night lads, might do a wank over it now

>>66768722
put all my cum soaked things in my rubbish and make my housemate take it out

>>66768394
fucking wetwipe

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having a dutch beer this morning

fucking freezing outside

wrapped up in my duvet but i need to leave the house soon

Why are blacks treated like human beings

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>There has always been a difference between literary fiction like DFW or Joyce and popular fiction like your suggestions or Dan Brown/Harry Potter. Literary fiction can still be a success, even if it doesn't sell a billion copies and get a movie.

>>66768747
>I could care less
triggers me so fucking hard, no idea why yanks say this

>>66768784
it's mild for late october you fucking pussy

favourite watchmen character?

ozys freindly helpers at the snow base that he mercilessly kills for no reason as they live hundreds of miles from human contact and are clearly loyal to him

Why are swedes treated like human beings

guarantee I could wank any of you off

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>I read books

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>There has always been a difference between literary fiction like DFW or Joyce and popular fiction like your suggestions or Dan Brown/Harry Potter. Literary fiction can still be a success, even if it doesn't sell a billion copies and get a movie.

>>66768715
>Is it a meme or genuinely good?
it depends on your definition of good. if you mean in terms of career prospects, it's up there with oxbridge especially when it comes to finance/consultancy/engineering. the labs and experiments are great and if you want to do a project they'll fund you generously.

the teaching and social life are dog shit though, everyone is autistic and there are very few normal people here outside of the medics.

>>66768829
Comedian obviously, lad

>>66768836
nah not me, i've got a girl fanny

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JUST

I don't live in sweden, it's a proxy.

>>66768829

Ozy because he did literally nothing wrong

>do computer science
>masters level module is an intro to programming in python

easy 90% right there haha

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>I can read

>>66768869
Me too

>>66768862
alri Alan Partridge

>>66768730
the book i recommended sums it up well - but value in that sense is simply something to draw in a reader and keep them reading

it's a simple notion but definitely easily overlooked - looking back at all the half-clever shit i wrote by emulating voices of other authors to impress a non-existant audience was completely void of value - idk if value is subjective or not though

anyway i cant offer any help, we share a similar predicament tbf x

I am a Greek

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>>66768862
>papa roach
>rage against the machine

>>66768862
ahh yes mmm delicious
*takes a bite*
*immediately gets 5000 small bits of nuts and nougat stuck in my teeth*
ahh yes that was worthwhile

>>66768855
You regret not going to Oxbridge in a way then?

>>66768747
similar to when people use they to refer to a single person, not a big deal imo

new

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>>66768856
bit harsh when he shoots preggers lass tho

good character though, probably had the most depth out of anyone

plan on just taking piss easy modules for my 3rd year

can take 2 first year business ones where everyone gets firsts haha

300mg of sertraline down the gullet

>>66768918
*burning sensation in the back of my throat*
does this happen to you too?

>>66768870
>killing his helpers and his cat

I do agree with you though, his motives and results are all agreeable and for the greater good but I can't help but view him as a villain regardless, I guess its because you are really shown the human tradgedy of his sacrifice with the newstand guy and the lad reading the comic.

he's good but big picture good which means he has to do a lot of evil shit, so maybe his cause is good but he himself is corrupted by his actions

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>papa roach
>rage against the machine
>metallica

>>66768870
Absolutely nothing wrong

>>66768983
Metallica is a normie band

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>66768919
Of course I'd have preferred to go to oxbridge but I don't know if it would have turned out better. I have good friends here who are as autistic as I am so I can just "be myself" and I'll likely be very well paid when I graduate.

I applied to Oxford and their engineering progrma isn't great. My other worry is that I wouldn't have fit in at Oxford, I'm quite autistic (not actually autistic, just weird) and I'm a from a very working class background.

>>66768973
from toblerone? no

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@66769010
a hat one too

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>papa roach
>rage against the machine
>metallica

CUT
MY
LIFE
INTO
PIECES