/burn all filthy potato munching nigger mick monkeys subhuman fucking filth/ edition
/pol/ is a ship board into the trash it goes
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37796876
>'I divorced my husband to work in the Jungle'
"The impact of volunteering has been massive," she said.
"There have been times when I have put Calais before everything, before my children, before my work, before my family. And this has a knock-on effect on everyday living.
"One day, I got a call at 5am from a young man I had met in the camp. He was in Swansea after crossing over to the UK so Sophie and I went to pick him up.
"He lived with Sophie for eight months, before he was deported to Holland."
>But the impact of her voluntary work does not end there.
>She had been volunteering in the camp for about five months and working in the medical caravan when she met a man with whom she would quickly fall in love.
>He was an interpreter, a resident at the camp, from Afghanistan, who was volunteering as a translator while he waited for an opportunity to come to Britain.
>She is hopeful that he would be able to get a visa to come to the UK from Italy, but marriage is their only option if he is to stay.
>"For him to be able to legally move to the UK I would have to marry him within three months of him getting here.
>"Everyone says I'm crazy but it's the only legal way he can come here.
BIG
AFGHAN
COCK
https://youtu.be/MlhowZb0m-s?t=1m29s
>>66764842
seriously now, what does "tery ma key chute madachode" mean
>>66764895
Fuck off Merkel
is the site borked
>>66764895
>Europe
stop killing the boydem
>>66764905
> 4chan goes down
> realise how alone and sad you are
well good morning
>being obsessed with /pol/
> HON HON HON GOOD MORNING MY FILTZEE ENGLISH FRIENDS
*eats chicken anus*
> HMMM YES ANOTHER FINE DISH OF MY FANTASTIC FRENCH ANUS CUISINE, YESSSS
>>66764870
Jesus Christ
>>66764895
kill yourself belgian
>>66764842
Where's your other granda Aussie? You want me to blow him up aswell?
going to the used bookstore yet again
dear oh dear
If 4chan shuts down do you think there would be a single, cohesive replacement? Or would it be split among cripplechan and all the other shit derivatives?
gonna get up and shower desu
USA USA USA
>>66764980
I still say 8ch, but there's no way we'd get the same feeling back
>>66764955
you seem upset mate
>>66764870
>>66764969
>bookstore
FOY
>>66764969
secondhand books are comfy
>>66764870
mutuals with a girl that went to Greece to work in some camp and she did a blog post about it
big section dedicated to how she wanted to fuck one of them but never did (don't know how you can manage to that)
>>66764988
Wish we had moot back
I like to believe he's using hiro as a front because he couldn't handle the banter of being "4chan's owner" irl
Between 1950 and 1965, 40,000 people were treated with LSD (under the brand name Delysid) for alcoholism, depression, schizophrenia, autism and homosexuality.
>>66765025
nah, he had to give up the site when google offered him a job. Grown man living in his mum's basement, no way you could say no to that sweet corporate money
>>66764870
Calais Jungle census:
>5497 Total Residents
>205 Women
>651 Children
glad she can help all of those adult men.
>>66764988
that site is literally readdit with the yotsuba CSS
>>66765049
>""""""""""""""children"""""""""""""""
>>66765029
>LSD
>treating people for schizophrenia
hmm
>>66765049
>Children
Welcome to the northern powerhouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1X0AYvM9m0
>>66764930
triggered by this post 2bh
>>66765049
all the adult men are cowards. why didn't they stay and fight?
>>66765043
Would it really occupy that much time running this place though? It's not like he had to sit at a desk 9-5 churning out code or something. Just a little tinkering every now and then.
>>66765116
they were fleeing ISIS in somalia.
>>66765116
majority of them aren't even from Syria
>>66765116
>stay and get killed
>move to europe and try to lead a safe life
hmmmm what a tough choice
also most of the refugees weren't at war, they just used the syrian war as a reason to finally flee their shitty country and move to europe
Oh shit lads found the video of the aussies uncle being executed by the ra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfgQOLSrTQ
*buys 4chan*
*deletes all the anime boards*
bye lads
>>66765116
Why would they stay and fight when both sides are retarded?
Food for thought: climate change triggers earthquakes
is anyone else disgusting when they see an interracial couple, yet at the same time happy?
it's a great way to weed out the shit and ensure they die out (no one considers a half black person white).
>>66765144
man whats happened to the French.
You don't just leave your country en masse the moment you're invaded
got called a spanner in homebase today lads
>>66765170
not my screenshot, dummy
>>66765170
no its because gookmoot is a japanesejew
>>66764870
ah yes, british """"""""""""women""""""""""""
>>66765179
is this an ironic post?
>>66765178
unironically seen about 5 half black children in my new suburb
never seen a black man though
>>66765144
Go home Muhammad
>>66765125
As you well know, this site is held together with chewing gum and string. He was constantly fixing shit, it's why he was so pale
Already wanked twice this morning, the fuck is wrong with me
The state of Paris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUEs0Mzaa6E
>>66765179
the country isn't a ghost town mate less than 20% fleed
and most of them went to countries near syria like turkey or liban
>>66765223
probably whiter than you you filthy inbred fuck
look at my shoes when talking to me
>>66764870
Was just going to post this.
golden
>>66765178
>walk through the cemetery as i am wont to do
>see a headstone of a woman who died at 32
>has her picture in the corner
>epitaph says "TAKEN from us on so and so date"
>google her, she was brutally murdered by her black bf
burn the coal.......
>>66765242
>near the stalingrad metro station
shan't be arsed that place has always been a bin
>>66765242
Look at these innocent little refugees culturally enriching Paris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Hsqe6g_4U
the gf
>>66765242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek1ENuEyWHE
>>66765238
nothing to be ashamed of. it feels nice.
>>66764895
REEEEEEEEEEEE BRUSSELS
>>66765287
monkeys
>>66765292
ugly jewess
>>66765287
>>66765304
So diverse
>>66765292
so fucking fit in that video
need a wank
Require a scary but qt south american cop gf who doesn't afraid of drug cartels
>>66765304
>>66765210
People left to go to different parts of the empire not flee an advancing enemy
>>66764895
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
@66765338
she isn't a jew, she's of Danish descent. how many times do we have to have this discussion.
>just finished DSIII DLC
>splinter cell sale on
>buy chaos theory for 2 quid
going to be comfy lads
>>66765292
how can a blonde be this unsexy
need a Southern belle gf who can sing
>>66765387
>playing video games past 18 years of age
runt life
>>66765381
decent chune, I always play it just before an exam
What does brit plan to do this sunday?
need a gf to cuddle me and stroke my hair and belly
>>66765338
Yeah she's a dog mate, look at her face it's fucking disgusting
kill yourself
>>66765242
Syria was a mistake
literally why can't we just be non-interventionist?
alri
So lads, you know how most guys fantasised about being a school hero in an attack or playing their favourite song in front of the school or some shit.
What did girls fantasise about in school?
Really liking these operations on Battlefield 1
>>66765444
study, be lazier than usual, if the girl I'm seeing is off work maybe hang out with her
>>66765440
bit rude
I just enjoy a flutter on the ol 'puter every once in a while
>>66765444
go to the used bookstore
go tesco and get 3 bottles of jack daniels (it's on offer)
deadlifts later
probably wank 3 times
iron my work shirts
take some ambien with whisky and go to sleep
>>66765360
the second things get tough for Ireland you flee in droves, just as cowardly as the people you're denigrating. pathetic fair weather citizens.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-22689189
>>66765458
Fucking one of the cute boys. Well it was that for me but then i also fantasised about getting home to play vidya
>>66765388
You must be bent if you don't find her sexy, have you seen how nice her body is?
>>66765444
just had a wank
clearing away my takeaway boxes
play borderlands
have another wank
order takeaway
ahh yes
rasheeds
>>66765444
read
listen to music
maybe watch a film in the evening
>>66765496
link
>>66765453
They're not even Syrian, they're migrants riding on the coattails of the crisis.
>Bangladeshi man punched on the Tube after Brexit. Then his hero Spanish wife intervened
ah yes, the """""independent"""""
*sees you've just become friends with a girl on facebook*
haha is this the one you were talking about?
>>66765496
Doing a duck pout isn't doing it for me
>>66765458
>tfw I actually tried to be the school hero by confronting groups of rude pakis
got the shit kicked out of me like 5 times...good times 2bh
>>66765493
Basically dreamed of being part of Chads harem?
>>66765452
sorry forgot that anglos have low standards of beauty
lol anglo piece of sh*t enjoy your solid 3/10 jewess
>>66765519
yeah I know but this wouldn't have happened on such a level if intervention in Syria hadn't happened
there would be no coattails to ride on
>>66765457
really love this gimmick
This bird on OKcupid says "I'm a baker"
That means she works in Greggs then?
>>66765493
bit gay desu
>>66765444
Go for a walk
Play video games
Listen to music
>>66765242
disgrace
>>66765557
Actually wasn't a chad. Was this shy asian boy who i was friends with. He was really smart and ended up at imperial college.
>>66765532
me and my mates do it
premium bants, the creme de la creme
>>66765457
>november 16
FOY
>>66765560
the state of that 2bh
>>66765585
I go there, I can let him know.
I guarantee you he hasn't found a gf.
>>66765594
rip in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tvcHBIITJI
fresh Dougie hot off the press
taigs out
>>66765521
>there are 170,000,000 bangladeshis living in an area 2/3rds the size of the UK
>>66765532
hahaha
*uses pun of last name*
>>66765622
What fuck Poland? Thought we were friends?
>>66765521
after the brexit vote
>>66765585
Did you ever tell him or were you one of those girls that expect the guy to initiate everything.
>anon. anon. bed status: shat in. sorry.
>>66765620
thank you
>>66765639
>union jack
>>66765612
2016 you fucking idiot
>there are 170,000,000 bangladeshis
>>66765639
mate, even polish people have standards
>>66765649
Kek
sib o han
>>66765483
You realise the majority of Irish people emigrate to places like England or Australia?
Its not places where they have no connection and just go for welfare
REALLY
>>66765615
Names pius.Born in portugal but is asian.
I doubt you'd find him, he hardly spoke to anyone. Only really spoke to me because i was better than him in history and computing.
MAKES YOU
>>66765680
Rorke btfo
>>66765646
Never told him, i flirted but it didnt do much and his family was not letting him date anyone either. He was more interested in studying than girls and in the 7 yrs i knew him he never once swore.
>>66765514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKfdS38aBSk
Skip to 4:30
would like to have sexual intercourse with a female of oriental descent
>>66765680
>>66765712
Rorke's gasket status: blown
manny look at the pelican
THINK LADS
>>66765680
SMALL
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/792463017803997184
ahh yes
>>66765657
He's one of the taigs you want out mate
Chinese people all look like virgins
literally can't imagine any of these new money Chinese kids I see at uni ever having sex
>>66765726
what, with a Ukrainian? just had one last week
FOAMY
>>66765749
Stupid commie should starve instead of working shit jobs
>>66765726
I had one give a handy massage to me. I'd recommend
>>66765560
Why do you think I'm anglo? I'm half spic half french. Lauren Southern is a good looking woman, get some glasses.
iconic image
>>66765749
she would be so ugly without being caked up
cannot conceive waking up next to her
>>66765789
fun fact: thats a 10/10 if youre anglo
>>66765808
skewed gob on her
>>66765789
this actually isn't just a meme. when I went to amsterdam I paid 5 euro for a beer this size. was fuming when the bartender gave it to me
>>66765661
I still refuse to believe this
>>66765816
yeah heineken is pretty great
BEERS
BEER
>>66765811
ahh yes a 2MB png good job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jjLMm7C2EY
>>66765814
>she would be so ugly without being caked up
welcome to every single woman you virgin
>>66765835
are you implying you have shit slow bandwidth capped internet in the year 2016
>>66765808
i dont trust anything that comes out of the mouth of an anglo, but feel free to enjoy your solid solid 3 fake blonde semitic eceleb or w/e the fuck
>>66765749
>history and politics student
>working in retail
seems about right
>>66765863
not true
girls here don't put on a lot of make up
>>66765834
the fuck is this nonsense
>>66765681
lmao I found him, he's still in london and he looks single
>>66765887
best makeup looks like the lass has no makeup you ignant frog
>>66765889
It's a picture of two really small foamy beers
>>66765887
Yeah, but they don't shave either so swings and roundabouts
>>66765887
solidifying the evidence of you being a virgin lad
>>66765877
wtf I love sweden now
why is this swede so angry
Matched a girl called "Kirsty" lads
Gonna go with:
>Kirsty you thirsty?
>[answer]
>want to get a drink then?
Rate
>>66765916
are you implying that's a bad thing
>>66765877
She's not even jewish and you would never be able to pull a girl like her, so shut up Bengt.
>>66765897
When you're as handsome as yours truly females have to be literal gods of makeup to get to my level.
business idea: wear makeup like 99% of women to hide my facial flaws to deceive the opposite sex into think I'm more attractive than I innately are
>>66765901
Proof you found?
>>66765939
haitiANO
>>66765939
He has autism, this is all he does
>>66765939
attention
>>66765940
>Kirsty you thirsty?
>no
>want to get a drink then?
>>66765952
>wearing makeup as a man
bit gay desu
>Apply for job advertising Immediate starts last monday
>Still no word back
>Already phoned them on Friday
Ahh yes
swede can you dump the pictures you took in london of black people
fell like the guy from Forest Gump
>>66765924
nice stale cringe polturd meme from 6 months ago, typical low iq inbred anglobaboon
>>66765947
lol, just lol
>>66765987
>Want to get a drink anyway?
Think outside the box
Christ, /pol/ looks so easy to rile up
Literally have to just post drumpf(suffix) BTFO and you get about 20 replies
>>66765945
Yes I am, female body hair is disgusting af
Plus I like to lick armpits, can't stand hairy armpits
>>66765956
he's asian but from portugal and went to imperial
his last name starts with 'ch', not saying more because I don't want to get the lad in trouble
Enjoy you're last day of freedom wagie wagie, your boss wants you in bed nice and early tonight for your shift tomorrow.
>>66766021
Ching?
Chang?
Chong?
>>66766015
>Plus I like to lick armpits
windows too I reckon
>>66766034
delete this
>>66766005
>lol, just lol
>>66766015
as long as her genital area and legs are shaven it's alri
a bit of hair on the armpit is quite cool
>>66766034
My story is the story of a raging Christ figure who tore himself off the cross and looked at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said “my turn now, cocksuckers.”
>>66766021
Surname starts with something else actually.
>>66765749
shes proper ghost looking
>>66766034
Jokes on you, I earn big bucks and my boss lets me work from home on Mondays. I only have about two hours work to do, but go ahead and waste your day on FIFA mate.
>>66766073
hmm that's massive coincidence then, I doubt there are many people called "pius" that are portugese asians and go to imperial
DRUMPFKINS BTFO
>>66766056
>arguing with anglos
lol don't you have people to genocide or something? die already
I'll tell you what that hairy arsehole is growing on me
>>66766118
>civiliz
umm sweetie
>>66766102
He doesn't have fb from what i remember. Never had much of an online presence.
Shall be getting the bus again tonight again lads, wonder who I'll see.
>>66766118
oswald had a magnificent accent 2bh
wish mine was like that, instead I sound like a troglodyte from essex
if you enjoy your cooking and want an easy and tasty dish to impress a girl then try this.
http://nerdswithknives.com/chicken-leeks-spinach-creamy-wine-sauce/
>>66766133
Cucked af
>>66766118
You lost the argument, go back to /sp/ and complain about the premier league.
>>66766133
just saw this on /pol/
>>66766141
nah, this guy has tonnes of FB friends so it's probably someone else then
still a massive coincidence though
ausnigger
>>66766133
>muslim
>no bin bag wrapped around her head
not a real muslim then
addicted to PvZ Heroes
>>66766159
>to impress a girl
Ah yes, I'll put this in the "Maybe" folder
>>66766133
>not going as the Mews
>>>/pol/95206545
had a good old giggle at this
can't be arsed with cooking, especially not to impress a girl
sticking with my runt fodder 2bh
>>66766198
then just cook it for you. its a v. comfy meal. good cold months dish.
>>66766179
Its a fairly common name for asians who were born in portugal i think. Named after the pope pius.
bit quiet
Going to John Lewis to get a Yoga 710
You all memed on me but suggested nothing better short of a Macbook :(
>>66766326
fuck off billionaire
Just broke up with my gf and I might be getting made redundant, just fuck my plans up
>>66766326
I told you to get an ANUS transformer book
Imagine being Irish and spending your days misrepresenting British soldiers
any man watching the footy
big game
imagine being british and worshipping someone who is head of state because of her genetics, ah yes god save the queen...........
>>66766352
well, you can either immediately start getting your shit together or go down lonely autist road with no way back
>>66766352
think the gf is going to sack me off today loooool
>>66766397
That's the point though, I had my shit together and now it's all up in the air again through no fault of my own. It's very disheartening.
eating a slow cooked beef stew
absolutely melt in the mouth
Imagine being Irish and accidentally agreeing with Cromwell on things ha ha ha
>>66766431
I'm just saying, the longer you leave it fucked up the harder it's going to be to fix it
best start looking for a job asap
>>66766406
I made that webm
>>66766352
Did you get dumped?
eating honey salmon & veggies for lunch
any good books about WW1 lads
>melt in the mouth
what are you, a fucking housewife from 2006?
>>66766353
No you didn't
What's a transformer book
>>66766441
>absolutely melt in the mouth
bit gay
>>66766457
it wasn't very good. it isn't long enough. the cuck nerd sits there quitely with that expression on his face for like 30 seconds
>>66766453
Already on the job hunt, it's so tiresome though. I'm just not going to let myself get depressed and drink less alcohol, I become an all-star fuck up when I drink a lot.
>>66766352
bit silly
>>66766486
The World Crisis
>>66766503
That's why it's amusing, Mike is having a good time and James is contemplating suicide. Remember, that video was made right after James' movie tanked.
>>66766509
need farage slurping as the 8th frame
these shakes keep waking me up
>>66766494
I don't know what the new models are called but this is what it looks like
works like a charm 2bh, when I upgrade I reckon I'm just going to buy the new one of these
>>66766542
>movie
FOY
>>66766554
grim
>>66766486
Private peaceful
>transformer book
Gimmick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke3bWKHzIQw
>>66766568
Have you seen it? If you did then you definitely wouldn't be calling it a film.
>>66766608
no difference between film and movie you mong
bet you use the term kino too
Can you wash your hair with a bar of soap? Don't have any shampoo and cba going shops
>>66766608
FOY
>>66766468
No I dumped her, she was a complete bitch to me and I'd had enough. Constantly whining about mundane things and talking about me behind my back, fuck that.
Gannin down the chinky supermarket
What should I get other than loads of noodles
moving to Lichtenstein
>>66766499
if you don't enjoy putting large bits of tasty, juicy, tender meat in your mouth then I'm sorry to say you are the homosexual here
>>66766634
>shampoo
third eye locked shut
pineal gland encrusted with concrete
waxing my fanny
>>66766652
chilli oil. its fucking based.
>>66766652
cornetto
>>66766634
yeah you can, make sure you lather it carefully so you don't get lumps stuck in your hair
Starting to think im bad at shitposting, i rarely get any (you)s
>>66766652
get me six bottles of oyster sauce
want to commit suicide with it
>>66766627
I don't use kino in the stupid /tv/ definition, no.
>>66766682
Nah I'm fine for meme condiments, I've got Sriracha
hiding in the bin watching this she-runt wax her fanny
Lawrence of Arabia's proposed map of the middle east
eating cookies and milk lads
689
shame that
>post image I found on twitter with a caption of "hmm"
>30 replies in 5 minutes
excellent
>>66766740
forgot to add, on /pol/
>>66766716
*tosses a bloody tampon*
>>66766758
Forgot to add no one gives a SHITE
>>66766740
This is my gimmick except I normally attach a short caption which implies the picture is my own
(You)s are so fucking easy
*toss myself off with a bloody tampon laying on my face*
>>66766758
link
>>66766723
He was a good lad
Really hope that my brothers over calais get to come stay with me in London.
Don't see why everyone gets so upset about a few refugees. It'll be nice to spread our peaceful culture to the British nation.
>>66766808
'she'd
>>66766740
post the thread then you total fucking fanny
>friend kept hugging me at uni
>tell him to stop because i dont like it
>he doesnt
>i tell him im trans
>he gets weirded out he was hugging me and didnt know
>fast forward a week
>no longer cares
>hugs me still
>i tell him no
>he does it anyway
>seems to press himself into my breasts
Wtf do i do brit. This guy wont stop.
another brick in the wall is objectively the best pink floyd song
>>66766823
all me
How poor and pathetic do you need to be to want a trump or brexit happening to crash the economy just so rich people don't get their way?
>>66766833
stop being a mentally ill faggot for a start
>>66766833
why does trans make it bad to hug you
Fuck this guy, secretly posting on /brit/ and sitting in his dumb little car doing food reviews for no reason, dressed like a turbononce
>tfw want music that's too obscure for the 'seek
>>66766698
grow up
listening to the strokes
>>66766823
roaring
the state of @66766740
>>66766823
>>lying about replies to impress your /brit/ friends
the state of that sadcase 2bh
decent halloween party
need to take a break from drinking haha
>>66766876
Abnormies OUT
>>66766867
reptilla 2bh
>>66766808
crap bait
>>66766863
no he isn't. we found tim through review brah. he doesn't post on /brit/. dumb cunt
>>66766859
It doesn't i thought it might make him stop as he would be weirded out
>>66766858
im too far gone at this point
Reviewbruh is a living legend
Say anything bad about him again and I swear on me nan that I'll fuckin bash that thick skull of yours into oblivion.
>>66766915
top top choon
had take it or leave it on
>>66766863
great post
>>66766937
*fucks you in the arse hardly*
do you still like being trans now?
>>66766925
yeh ok reviewbrah whatever you say
>>66766925
Reviewbrah regularly posts on brit in the early hours of the morning
>>66766939
FOR
>>66766980
lool what a guy
>>66766965
Who would like being this?! I just did it because if i had stayed as i was i'd have killed myself. Yeah im happy with myself now but nobody wants to be trans. Its something we are stuck with.
And sure fuck me in the arse. You'd be the first and ive been wanting to experience it
>>66767010
FOR
>>66766833
hang yourself loser
lmao went into some random person's house party last night, was pretty good actually.
>>66767021
repulsive creature 2bh
>>66767021
alri delumo
>>66767021
post pics
>>66766965
>hardly
at least it wasn't so bad
had a giant sticky poo lads, entire house reeks
>>66767052
wow dude you're loco!
madder than a box of frogs I tell you!
>>66767080
pfm
>>66766554
What's the spec inside? I looked at the current model and it didn't seem all that great
i5 and a bit bulky
>>66766980
gotta love Reviewbruh, he's got some great gimmicks tbqh
>>66767100
DON'T MAKE NEW THREADS WHEN I'M MID CONVERSATION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
die anglo
haitiANO pls
>>66766925
LITERALLY THIS
>>66766972
>>66766976
You lot are fucking mongs I swear
look at this fucking dog
Look at this fucking dave
>>66766133
his daughter is a qt.
lads how do I trim my eyebrows
they're far too thick
>>66766209
i unironically love mew. favourite band desu.
>>66766480
sounds good.
>>66766676
i hope this isnt poleaboo.
>>66766689
have one on the house.
what would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor because he's hungry?
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Maybe I'd post in the right thread lmao
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i wonder, is he actually a girl? no trace of facial hair whatsoever.
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>he's still at it
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THE STATE OF HIM LADS
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