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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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first for the smell of my armpits
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>>66761946
おつ
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>>66761946
she's kind of hot so it's ok
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>>66761946
thanks
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>>66761936
No, but there's something wrong with fanservice.
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>11 days left until I can masturbate and start exercising again
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>>66761946
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>>66761976
What country is the flag?
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first for peru
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>>66761995
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>>66762086
>Thai
Forget that. I felt it looks a bit different
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>>66762086
Costa Rica (コスタリカ). You can hover over the flag to see the name of the country.
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How many of you Japbros went to see them in Tokyo Dome too?
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If I learn Japanese, move to Japan, have a good job, be a charming and handsome guy, can I get a cute young Japanese gf?
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>>66762165
Fuck off

skeltalfags not allowed
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I would like to go out for lunch, but it is starting to rain. Should I still go or not?
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>>66762041
Why can't you masturbate or work out?
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>>66762202
I kept getting headaches after exercising or masturbating so the doctor told me to stop doing both for 2 weeks
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>>66762152
Thanks
Don't know why I can't do that with my phone
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>>66762239
Do you love Costa Rica?
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>>66762232
>Doc, I keep getting headaches after masturbating

How did you broach this topic?
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>>66762262
>Costa Rica
No. they killed our football team in world cap
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>>66762288
I told the nurse just that.
And then told the doctor that when she told me to see him. It's confidential so there's no embarrassment.
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>>66762186
What?
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>>66762336
You aren't welcome

Janny can't save you here
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how bad is your yellow fever?
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>>66762329
When the fuck were you seeing a nurse? You were in hospital why?
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イタリアの地震7,1ってかなりやばいだろ
https://twitter.com/WhatDaffaq/status/792621183703224320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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>>66762366
how bad is your country life? tell we peru
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>>66762380
It wasn't a hospital it was the university health centre. I thought there were nurses or at least other helping staff for doctors at clinics.
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>>66762325
>world cap
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>>66762239
I believe you can open the image of the flag by clicking it, file names correspond to country's respective two-letter code, i.e. jp for Japan.
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>>66762426
You mean

receptionists?
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>>66761946
>>66762161
Sorry
I forgot pic
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peru

let's start a wechat group for making money in chinkland, swindling chinks, & getting asian girls. what do you say
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>>66762361
I think you have me confused with someone else. I just came back to Canada after a year in Japan for a working holiday and I managed to catch BABYMETAL's one man live in Tokyo following a friend's recommendation while I was there.

This is my first time ever posting in this thread.
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>>66759836
それひろゆきに聞くんだな
ウィルス満載な広告、降臨!

いらないならUblock Origin使え
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>>66762493
No there are people who can do things that don't require a doctor such as taking blood pressure, taking your piss samples, taking measurements etc
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>>66762570
>hiro-jew-ki
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>>66762650
ごもっとも
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>>66762570
アドブロック・プラスではダメなのか?
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Did you go on a halloween party?
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>>66762798
Yes, on accident.
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>>66762677
イイけどUblock Originのほうが快適で
ブロック設定が細かい
ネットリクエストそのものもブロック可能とか
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>>66762070
Pantsuya is a proxy Korean.
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>>66762824
そうなんだ、ありがとう
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>>66762817
what costume did you put on?
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>>66762862
What do you think this proves every time you post it? He posted with an American proxy too. He is Japanese.
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>>66762516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbjniSwfCGA
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Japan Love
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>>66762916
I never wore a costume in my life. Like I said it was on accident. I went out to drink with friends and have fun and didn't know it would be a Halloween party until I got there.
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>>66762933
Every oldfag knows that he is Korean.
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>>66762862
ほんまかいなww
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>>66762991
Every oldfag knows, ITT he is only

>Japanese

He is only

>normie
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>>66763039
You are too new to understand my black friend.
Leave the Korean be.
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>>66763066
We really shouldn't.

They let cults take over their governments when they're left alone.
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>>66763066
Aren't you still supposed to be crying over nihonjin :^)

>>66763085
Why are you still posting. Be gone Dane Cook.
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>>66763085
What is Danish uni like
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>>66762975
Were there cute girls? Did you hit on a girl?
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>>66763066
>You are too new to understand my black friend.
Who is your black friend and why is he sophisticated beyond my comprehension?
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>>66763101
>Aren't you still supposed to be crying over nihonjin :^)
Who is Nihonjin?
I'm really not into newfag trips.
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>>66763101
Fuck off burgerflap.

>>66763123
Shitty and destructive for the individual ideology and freedom. Like any other university.
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>>66763174
Oh okay.
So was I better off going to uni here than in Denmark
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>>66763174
>individual ideology and freedom
Individualism is cancer anyway.
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>>66763169
Surprisingly there were. I mingled with people but mostly stayed with my friends.

>>66763173
Don't sperg out and start spamming war crime pics again ;^)

>>66763174
This is why you got kicked out
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>>66763208
heil hittler?
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>>66763225
>This is why you got kicked out
Where the fuck are you getting that from?

I dropped out. By choice. Because I had been reduced to a shallow husk of a human, with clinical depression and a blood pressure like a 50 year old man on coke.
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>>66762862
>Pantsuya is a proxy Korean.
Pantsuya mom is aa Korean.
Pantsuya dad is aaa Korean.
Pantsuya born in the Korean.
Pantsuya is a proxy Korean.
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>>66763284
Your mom passed you on the street whisper under breath I got a kick out of you

>>66763297
Kim pls
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anyway all is pantsuya fault
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>>66761946
なんか、おっさんみたいな顔
ハイキングウォーキング?のキューちゃんって呼ばれてる奴に似てる
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jap
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>>66763283
It's written Hitler and no.
I think after the famous sentence of Paracelsus:
"The amount makes the poison"

Too much individualism is cancer. There should be a healthier amount.
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>>66763225
>Don't sperg out and start spamming war crime pics again ;^)
did i call it or no?
>>66763418
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>>66762862
of course, he is not japanese
he didn't know differences between "kamaboko" and "katsuobishi"
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>>66763418
- for prohibiting nuclear weapons:
>butthurt countries that don't have 'em

- against prohibiting nuclear weapons:
>master race contries that do have them officially and some countries I don't know why they're not against them

- abstention
>countries that have them unofficially
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タイに住む日本人です
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眠くね
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>>66763507
**katsuobushi
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>>66763557
馬鹿蛙レス乞食
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>>66763418
原爆は平和の基ですので。
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>>66763606
ガンだな
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>>66763606
英語進行のときはよくそうなるw
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>>66763539
I'm not making comments on other countries, obviously N.Korea and Iran are playing little diplomatic games. France and the US are standing for there nuclear dissuasion policy, so nothing new here.

But Japan? This is so disappointing
If you like being under the US nuclear protection, don't fucking walk around saying "we no like nuclear weapon, we first bombed countly, please no nuke!"
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>>66763606
これ見て気付いたけど、日本語の口語って字で書いた時に「?」がないと主語が全く判断できないな
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kek, roleplaying as countries, why dont just be yourself?
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>>66763677
ネイティブなら理解できるよ
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>>66763652
そうじゃなくても曇りの日は眠くなるのに
英語が眠さに拍車をかけるw
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>>66763651
やめーや
まだ21なんや
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>>66763578
your mom is a whore
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>>66763747
午後の授業を思い出させるからだろうなw
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>>66763677
文脈が足りなくてこうなるんだ
「お前ら眠くね」←はてな不要
それも日本語の長所であり短所でもあるぜ
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>>66763652
>>66763747
英語だからじゃない
最近異様に眠い
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>>66761946


その格好やらされてる当人がかわいそう。
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>>66763817
冬が近づいてきたからそろそろ冬眠かな?
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>>66763806
お前らが勝手に作った言葉だってば
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>>66763817
癌です。
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こんばんは~ (´・ω・`)ノシ
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>>66763879
熊かな?
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>>66763977
Yo
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>>66763793
午後の授業は起きてるのが辛かったわー
半分寝てた、特に大学時代
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>>66763977
(´・ω・`)ノシ 元気?
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>>66764004
Yoって、お前(いい)ね
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>>66763842
預金通帳見たらそんな感情一瞬でふっとぶぞ
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>>66763806
良し悪しはどうでもいい
でも
>>66763817
これ見る限り、眠いのはお前なのに他人に確認する必要があんのか?とは思う
隣に座って同じ状況を共有してるわけでもないのに聞かれても困るし、自分が眠いのに疑問にする意味がわからん
そう考えると、「眠くない」と言ってるか?と考えてしまう
俺は考えすぎだが
>>66763727
こいつはただのアホ
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>>66763984
もしかしたらリスかもしれない
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>>66764053
ちょっと眠いけど元気だよ (´=ω=`)b
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>>66764126
今、十時くらい?
日本との時差は二時間だっけ?
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>>66764061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mU
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>>66764073
あーなんかすまんかったわ
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>>66764061
Yo yo what's up bro?
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>>66764216
十時だよ

>>66764300
Nothin' much bro
How's it hangin'?
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>>66764254
こちらこそ
俺は単に、日本語に元々なかった記号ありきで口語体の文章が発展してるのが面白いなあと思っただけ
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>>66764233
yo~
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>>66764422
はあ
難しいこと考えるね
眠いから文章ゆるいだけだけどもう寝るわ
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Yo
Suck my penis
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>>66763418
a nuclear weapon free world would suck

they are the only reason why WW3 didn't happen yet
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>>66764557
did you eat? (´・ω・`)
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>>66764066
"やりたいこと"と"金"なら前者。
無理矢理金を渡して、
「自分がやりたいことと違う」と言ったら、
「ん?なに?言っている意味がわからない。この金じゃ不満だっての!?」
というパワハラもある。

年齢重ねたらそれで十分なんだけどね。
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>>66764384
Jolly good, my man
Just ate hot snack and watching some shit on TV
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>>66764557
But that's gay
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>>66764601
I ate pizza
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>>66764384
季節は真逆だけど、時差ボケがなさそうでいいな、
オーストラリア旅行は。
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>>66764796
good (^-^)
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Good Morning Japan! Have a nice Day while i fuck your Woman :)
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"べ"に似てるけどな。> ねむくね
眠みいべ
これは自分が眠いのか、みんなも眠いのかよくわからない。
これを東京とか関西の都会でやると「それは君自身のことなのか、それとも他の人の××××~~~!」と怒られる。
理屈っぽいのが多いから。
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Stiftananasapfelstift!(=゚ω゚)ノ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDQnT6f4ECc
グッドモーニングアメリカ 「餞の詩」

日本一ダサいバンド名w
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>>66763703
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>>66764888
>i fuck your Woman
Don't do that, don't fuck my Park

>>66762483
Nice. Wonder why I didn't realize that by myself
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>>66761946
imagine
after performance she takes of her boots and sit on your face
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American going to Harajuku next weekend, who down?
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>>66765303
>I'm down for it
>I'm up for it
>means the same thing
??????
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>>66765245
But you cant stop me from it
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>>66765409
I see you pick up what I'm putting down.
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>>66765280
Estonian?
Can you speak Suomi language?
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>>66765303
I'm down.
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>>66765538
Yeah down,
down syndrome haha
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>>66762165
>>66762186
>>66762336
>>66762546
Stop the quarrel.
Wowow will broadcast it.
>>66762570
仕方がない
皆passを買わないから
>>66762862
逆、Ban回避に串を使っていた頃のね
それ
>>66763615
>>66763507
懲りないやつだね
まだ、このスレにいたんだ
鰹菱をHNにすれば
宗田節と鰹節を間違う日本人はいねーよ
>>66763806
>>66764073
眠くね=眠くねぇーか=眠くないか?
なら、主語は「お前ら」も「俺達」あり得る
?を付けても同じこと
普通は「お前ら」だろうが、文脈に依存するに決まってるじゃん
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You love Japan.
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外国人で銃刀法違反法に詳しくなくてググってもよく分からなかったからここで聞きたいけど、現実のものに全然見えないおもちゃの銃って持ち歩いても大丈夫?

明日は仕事の後に渋谷へ行く予定で、スーツのままPSYCHO-PASSのドミネイターを持つだけの手抜き仮装で行きたいけど大丈夫かなこれ?
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>>66765968
How the hell do you know that?!
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>>66765970
アメリカなら射殺される事案だけど日本なら大丈夫
おもちゃですでとおる
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>>66765970
弾たまを発射できないのなら
気にする必要すらない
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>>66766068
>>66766063
「銃に似ているだけでアウト」って聞いたことあるけど違うの?……こっちはかなりSF地味ていて本物に似てはいないけど
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>>66765970
玩具だったら大丈夫だけど、警官に声をかけられるってのはあるかもしれないな。
人が集まる場所だと、警官もピリピリしてそうだし。
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>>66765970
>外国人で銃刀法違反法に詳しくなくて
むしろ詳しい外国人がいたらそれはそれでやばくないですかね
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>>66766002
Dunno I just guessed.
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>>66765970
ドミネーターの写真がツイッターであがってきたら、お前だってことだなww
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>>66766150
外国人がおもちゃの銃で仮装か
悪くてもせいぜい警察に質問される程度だよ
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>>66766150
銃刀法違反にはならない
ただし、空気銃はダメ
法律ではなく各種条例は何かあるかもしれないが
仮装ごとき逮捕されることはない
職務質問はされるかもね
>>
外人は三笠宮さまが亡くなられても自粛は無いんだなww
まあ、しょうがないけどw
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>>66765970
全くわからない。
渋谷の店員とかに聞くのがいい。

昔センター街ではチーマー狩りがツルハシ持って歩いてたらしいけど。
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>>66766443
>チーマー狩りがツルハシ持って
ナょ レニ ξれ ⊇ ゎ レヽ
>>
>>66766443
>ツルハシ持って歩いてた
声出して笑った
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>>66766443
>>66766290
>>66766268
>>66766154
>>66766068
>>66766063
分かった、とりあえず行ってみるわ
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>>66766578
>>66766586
本当に使ったら即死だな。
>>66766606
good luck
>>
ツルハシっぽい

>>66762670
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こんな感じ?
>>
そんな感じ。
ただし単車に乗ってない。
渋谷って徒歩の街だから。服装はそのままで徒歩
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>>66766899
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm18853337
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I'm cumming lol
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>>66767458
lol
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>>66767458
>>66767563
What do you use as fapping material?
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>>66767605
Ta mère :3
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>>66767458
>lol
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>>66767630
You're mother fucker lol.
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I want sex lol
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>>66767792
lol

>>66767828
lol
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Cunt XD
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i give you fapping materials
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>>66767828
me, too. I don't understand why girls don't come here to be fucked by us.
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I want to cuddel and kiss a girl
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>>66768045
me, too. I don't understand why girls don't come here to be cuddled and kissed by us.
>>
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>>66768045
>>
>>66768066
they're all in Korea waiting for me to come
>>
>>66768213
I don't like prostitutes.
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>>66767975
>けつ毛バーガー
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>>66768323
kill yourself kichigai
>>
>>66768213
>>66768357
>they're all in Korea waiting for me to commit suicide
fixed that for you
>>
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>>66767992
>>66768066
you too. everyone understands why no one come here to cuddel and kiss you
>英語女子
>>
Anime.
>>
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>>66768337
google for "ケツ毛バーガー事件"
>>
>>66768397
I come to this thread because I'm alone and depressed irl
I'm a kissless virgin loser. why do you want to destroy this place for me and be mean to me
this thread is one of the few things I still enjoy, I enjoy talking to the people here
it makes me forget what a failure I am. pls be nice or fuck off. this is my thread and I can decide who's allowed to post here
>>
>>66768797
you're fucking annoying and always shitting up the thread with your bullshit

>this is my thread and I can decide who's allowed to post here
lol shut the fuck up
>>
>>66768066
I know rite?
>>
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I cant stop admire myself when I see myself in the mirror

At this rate I am going to turn into narcissus at any moment

I am so fucking sexy
>>
>>66768518
could you give me a tl;dr version please, I don't have the time to translate the story for myself right now
>>
>>66769059
show me your perfect body.
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good bye!
>>
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>>66769090
Posting myself on 4chan my ruin my future modeling career
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>>66769141
Post height and weight then
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>>66769156
Its good enough
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Shared living quarters?
A GF from a nation who's president is controlled by a cult leader?
A lifestyle equivalent to poverty, perhaps?
>>
>>66769059
>I cant stop admire myself when I see myself in the mirror


>I am so fucking sexy

are you me? (^:
Post nipple
>>
>>66769059
>>66769540
スウェーデン人ってみんなこんな感じ?(´・ω・`)アタマオカシイ
>>
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>>66769586
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>>66769063
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/ノート:ケツ毛バーガー
http://ja.uncyclopedia.info/wiki/ケツ毛バーガー
lol
so-called vaggie burger
>>66769586
ナニオイマサラ
カマトトブッテ
>>
>>66769647
>>66769586
We Japanese think Swedish boys are sexy
>>
>>66769647
>4chan posters
>sexy
Please
>>
>>66769647
https://youtu.be/sHv0xlh8zBs
うわあ…(´・ω・`)
>>
>>66769696
Gay
>>
そろそろ
おくさまが生徒会長のスレを立てるべ
>>
>>66769767
(´・ω・`)アナナスペンナ~
>>
>>66769767
Seeing this video makes me glad I'm Japanese
>>
>>66769767
>LOS ANGELES
>>
If you really want to suck my dick, you can do it, but
even if you suck mine, I won't suck yours.
>>
>>66770018
S?
>>
>>66769767
I HAVE A SWED
I HAVE A LIB
HHGGGNNN AUTISM
>>
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>>66770018
利己的な奴だな
>>
>>66770018
女にもてないからってゲイになったらおわりだろうが!
>>
what happened to the kekaroo shit
>>
>>66770263
>おわり
*はじまり
>>
>>66770263
しかしゲイになったからってモテるわけじゃない
>>
>>66770263
性別に関わらず人に好かれないやつはどうしたらいい
>>
>>66770453
>二丁目に捨てるゴミなし
>>
>>66770476
人に好かれないなら動物とやればいいんじゃないか?
>>
>>66770160
https://youtu.be/KmGbY57Ifps
>>
>>66770769
羊はいやです
>>
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>>66771059
らめぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇ!!!
>>
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>>66769647
>using Chrome
>reading jap mixed with chink ideograms
>>
>>66771157
羊ファックはNZスレでおながいします
>>
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>>66771233
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Now I am going to sleep

I need my beauty sleep

Oyasumi
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>>66771625
Wait!
The nipple!
>>
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>>66761946
>>>/wsg/1361273
>>
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my brother is a weeb
what does his shirt say?
>>
>>66772487
口ザソセレズ
>>
How many hours do you work per week?
>be a foreign student in a japanese language school
>34
>>
>>66772617
Can you work that much? I thought it was only 20 hours per week on student visa.
>>
>>66772617
About 10 hours a week maybe.
>>
北朝鮮初代主席の金日成の抗日活動はウソ。
別の朝鮮人の抗日活動を金日成の名声づくりに利用した。その別の人に関する資料が見つかった。
http://www.sankei.com/world/news/161030/wor1610300008-n1.html
>>
>>66772487
The pleasure of being cummed inside.
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djt is being a bitch. Can you guys help?

I dont get 1st and 4th question
>>
>>66773078
3
3
>>
>>66773078
3443
DJT is good for nothing
You can't learn Japanese there
>>
>>66772487
Los Angels
>>
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>All these weeaboos learning wrong kanji because of han unification and they're totally oblivious to it
I'm in despair.
>>
>>66773249
I know the answers. just

覚めることは覚めた literally, what? Whenever I a past tense verb + koto, im always expecting ない。Not the present tense of the verb repeated. Ive looked online, and I cant find what grammar point its getting at.

the 4th one. I just need a translation. I have no idea what its saying: theres no rule for recognizing someone? Sorry, im a tard. And really stressed about the exam in a month.
>>66773261
I just hate all the fags that dont bother helping anyone, but will try to shove their studying philosophy down your throat.
>>
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>>66773667
Yeah, people there are pretty eager to throw even the tiniest of mistakes at you face but don't bother to teach you anything. It's like they go to that thread just to boast over their achievements, I can't stand how pedantic they act.
>>
>>66773667
I would help you m8 but I'm not sure either and the nihonjins are asleep right now
>>
>>66773929
She's your waifu
>>
>>66773667
>覚めたことは覚めた
It's just a way we say it. I often drop こと though.
e.g. ごはんを食べた(こと)は食べたけど、まだお腹がすいている。
e.g. 宿題を終えた(こと)は終えたけど、答えには自信がない。

>そう しないわけにはいかない
~しない/~する わけにはいかない is also an expression, meaning "we cannot help not doing/doing"
>>
>>66774049
They are mostly neets who have nothing else to do in life except study nihongo, so they assume everyone in thread can spend 10+ hours everyday reading raw japanese.
>>66774055
aw well, thanks anyway. indeed, sleepy time.
>>
>>66774274
>"we cannot help not doing/doing"
maybe it's more like "we have no choice but"
>>
>>66774274
okay, thats a bit more weird than confusing, but ill accept it, thank you.

dammit, there is a lot stuff you can only know by reading a lot.
>>
>>66774298
>They are mostly neets who have nothing else to do in life except study nihongo, so they assume everyone in thread can spend 10+ hours everyday reading raw japanese.
either this or they don't know anything and will give up soon anyway

there's no middle ground with those kind of people
>>
>>66774435
>そうせずにはいられない
we cannot stop us from doing so.
>そうするというものでもない
It's not something that is to be done that way.
>そうしないわいけにはいかない
We have no other choice but doing so.
>そうしないともかぎらない
It's possible that we won't do that way.

Really really weird answer choices.
>>
>>66774665
*choice but NOT doing so
>>
イタリア大丈夫?
>>
>>66774751
I think no one has died at least, so that's good.
>>
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>>66774856
Damage of like this increases from later
>>
>>66775035
You mean damaged buildings might still collapse later?
>>
Half an hour
>>
スレッドを死なせない
https://youtu.be/u9m7c_HIEi0

>>66775459
When we get a disaster like earthquake, what we can know of it is a pretty few if it happened shortly after
Mostly, we will know how disastrous it is tomorrow morning
>>
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>>66776751
How much of Japan have you explored in search of your goal?
>>
>>66776688
$149.99
>>
>>66776688
I still remember how I watched this thread get archived a few times.
I could have stopped it but I wanted to show that without me this thread would be nothing
I revived it countless times. you want me to leave but you don't know what this would mean to this thread
>>
>>66776751
テレキャスターかっこいいな
>>
>>66777039
テレキャスターはうんこです
>>
>>66776898
26 years for moving to New Australia
>>
>>66777039
それな
>>
>>66776919
Too expensive! You must have some amazing technique in the sheets to justify this price tag
>>
>>66777308
If you want NICE you have to pay the PRICE
>>
My listening skills are atrocious. I try to listen to more stuff, but it feels like I'm not improving because I just have to ignore the stuff I don't understand. Are there maybe news stories/podcasts which also have a script available for you to read?
>>
>>66777355
How far $30 will get me?
>>
>>66777355
du är för dyr, 瑞典人くん
税の為なのかな
>>
>>66778359
to the nearest Mac donald
>>
>>66778359
You can watch me work out

>>66778494
Om man vill ha fint så får man betala
>>
>日常は悪いです。
>毎日は悪いです。

Which of these is a better way of saying "every day is a bad day?"
>>
>>66779118
Is that some sort of a trick? I don't believe you work out, ever. Proof: https://i.4cdn.org/int/1477746396773.jpg
>>
>>66779118
men är du verkligen så fin? jag har sett ingen bild av dig
>>
>>66779375
Are you not seeing those cannonball deltoids my dear boy?
I'm a monster dawg
>>
>>66779445
Nää faktiskt inte
>>
>>66779541
自分の母国語で話されると正直になるんだなやっぱりmen om den där bilden är faktiskt av dig tycker jag att du är ganska söt söt (jag skulle inte betala så där mycket tho)
>>
>>66779206
A-are the Japanese people gone?
>>
>>66779798
>söt söt
one söt is enough
>>
>>66779798
tack

>>66779375
And now he left
Every time I post a picture you try to put me down
I think you might be a bit insecure tb h
>>
>>66779206
When trying to say that a series of unlucky events makes one's feeling depressed every day, neither of them is used to express it.
The phrase "毎日ついてない" is usually used.
"最近ついてない" is also used when someone in a continuous unlucky situation complains about his misfortune.
>>
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誰か僕を殺してください
>>
>>66780662
待ってろ 今楽にしてやる
>>
>>66780662
>>
カフェオレうまい
>>
寝よ
>>
>>66780311
I'm most definitely "a bit" insecure, nothing to do with you, though
>>
>You will never play with mayuyu in the snow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWYKTdCDC64
>>
>>66781197
Mayuyu is an honorary Japanese, but we will never play in Hokkaido for he's Russian citizens.
>>
>>66781087
お母ちゃん~ もう5分くださぁぁい
チェックポイントを見つけないと
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>>66781128
>nothing to do with you, though
Your comments say otherwise (:
Maybe an inferiority complex towards Swedes?
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>>66781836
Certainly not, I have chosen Norwegians as my superior race.
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how can I stop thinking about her
every time I see a cute I girl I think of her and how much cuter she is
I beat social anxiety but what's the point of talking to people or girls
when I know the perfect person and she will never be with me
I should stay in my room and be with my online friends.
it's less frustrating than dealing with real people
and I can watch videos of my gf as long as I want. without people laughing about me because I have her as background picture on my phone.
it's ok to have white models but if she's a football player it's weird.. lel fuck off normies
>>
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>>66781949
All nords you say?
>>
Snow nigger keep ignoring me
fine I will make new thread at 310
>>
>>66782064
No, only Norwegians. Preferably the ones from around Bergen, Molde, Hermansverk
>>
>>66782053
it's a Japanese thread here
>>
i will make new thread
>>
NEW THREAD

>>66782337
>>66782337
>>
>>66782361
no thanks
>>
>>66782361
why do you have a fixation for her pic?
>>
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>>66782261
Doesn't explain your insecurity towards me
It's OK mayuyu, don't worry about it ;^)
>>
>>66782510
she is japanese therefore she is related to the thread
>>
>>66782755
>>66782755
>>66782755
>>
>>66782710
Looks like the Japs and everyone else don't want to talk about Japanese related things
>>
>>66780903
オレうまい
>>
>>66761946
have you finished reading already this?
http://www.teenvogue.com/story/babymetal-tokyo-dome
>>
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>>66785722
yes

very cool
>>
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>>66786686
ah that is great as expected
>>
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>>66787156
>>66787156
http://www.vice.com/read/public-access-tv-sunflower-bean-fat-tony-and-others-answer-some-personal-questions-v23n07

Did you see this? They asked Su a few questions.
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