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Don't push me ! Don't push me !
ぱみゅ
ジャージャー麺の味を聞いていただきたい
>>66782872
>it's are no longer come here.
how can such a perfect woman still be single
sometimes I wish she had a boyfriend. I would be really jealous but I could finally give up
The fact that she's single gives me a little hope and there is a very small possibility of us being together
I just want to live my life like I did before knowing about her and 4chan
友人は私はあなたを保持したいです 助けて
Dedicated to the cute poster it's are no longer come here.
(。´・ω・`。)
>>66783039
>how can such a perfect woman still be single
perhaps she has chosen to be single
pepeと白い人みたいな図w
>>66783072
>Dedicated to the cute poster it's are no longer come here.
Now then now then
what possibly could be the mistake in this sentence?
>>66782936
He's at the left.
>>66783039
i have a friend (shes not asian) shes very pretty and we've been friends for over 10 years and shes still single and shes always been single and even amongst her friends they all admit shes the prettiest one among them
karekukku
>>66783131
she should chose to be with me instead
>>66783299
Go and find her then
>>66783278
What's his problem?
Why is Japan so funny and dramatic?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rwNTjlEpJD0
>>66783327
no that would be creepy
I almost wanted to go where she was training with her team but then I realized I'm like a stalker then
she's also 4 years older so she will never be interested in me
but in my head I'm together with her in 2 years when I'm studying in Korea
hah and you're still a virgin, loser
>>66783559
i dont think you understand japanese humour
>>66783278
KARE WA KUROI DESU
>>66783427
no problem
>>66783696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSRylVSfxyw
>>66783610
>hah and you're still a virgin, loser
quality ending there m8
>>66783761
>(Tranlator's note: keikaku means plan)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KR8_igDs1Y
けっこうよそうです。
フランスでは公開日が12月28日だけです。まだ待たなくていけません。 ;_;
映画館で字幕と原作バージョンがあるように。
Im not losing weight
>>66784743
Tubby twat
>>66784309
もう見たわ
いいでした (´=ω=`)
>>66784309
>字幕
そんなもんいらね
吹き替えもいらね
生で見ようぜ
そうすればもっと上手くなれるぜ
そしてもっと早く見れる
>>66784899
日本語で字幕と古いディズニー映画を観るけど、センテンスを読むと分かるために三十分に一回ヴィデオを辞めなくていけないよ、聴解はまだまだ上手くないです。
Yeah I suck. ;_;
I realized that I'm a lot like Stefano
I always made fun of him and YeYe but now I can totally understand him
And he even met her irl. But he was handsome, rich and could make bags and all that
I can understand why he commited suicide.
If I made something as time consuming and my gf didn't reply I would do the same
R.I.P. I'm sorry I made fun of you. I didn't know how it's like to be desperately in love with someone you can never have
>>66783039
Maybe her shaman has been telling her to stay single.
>>66785553
>the absolute state of this lunatic
>>66783072
Nozomi?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477858338164.webm
Do you like memes?
>>66786330
No, but I enjoyed that.
>>66786330
その精液悪魔、誰やねん
cuteposter = obese
cuterposter's friends = 0
>>66786545
横道 侑里ですわ
>>66786330
super cute
>>66786680
>横道 侑里
>AKB48チーム8のメンバー。
You pick a quarrel with mayuyu
I'm planning on studying abroad next spring at Sophia University. Is that a good school, Japanons?
4 (You)s eh?
That buys you another meme
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477738023353.webm
>>66787024
One hit wonder
why can't i post
今度もイタリア入れてやろう
ドイツと日本だけじゃ陰気臭い
i want a german qts
please send it!!!!!
>>66787970
Germany is all out :( sorry japaney
>>66788297
:-」
Ich liebe dich Japan
あよ
>>66788823
おはよう
>>66789009
Cute!
>>66788823
b
r
ö
s
t
v
å
r
t
a
n
スウェーデンがいっぱい
>>66789136
スウェーデンの人がいっぱい*
peru
what are your thoughts on... smart watches
>>66789082
Kommer aldrig hända polarn, det kan eventuellt vara detrimerande för min modelkarriär
>>66789339
pajas
>>66789391
Skojaru
>>66789427
megapajas
>>66789443
>>66789339
your language drives me nuts, it's like you're always on the verge of understanding it, but it never happens
>>66789483
Inget hände med min modellkarriär (^:
>>66789578
Men jag är snyggare än dig
>>66789549
Ledsen tyskbror
>>66789658
Hade du varit snygg hade du inte fått sparken för en bröstvårta ;^)
>>66789708
Min bröstis är speciel, den är lätt att identifiera
>>66789788
Är den misformad? Äre därför du skäms?
Allt kommer att bli bra!
>>66789884
missformad*
(fasiken)
>>66789884
Den är bra
>>66789949
Dela den med världen då (:
>>66790007
Nej
>>66790063
äru pryd eller?
>>66790133
Ja
>>66790220
Jag vet att du tog bilder på din bröstvårta igår när du försvann i 20 min
Sen vågade du inte breva bilderna
för denna är inget sverigetråden kan ni sluta prata svenska så mycket tack
Deutsch hingegen wäre OK
>>66790501
*ingen sverigetråd fuck
>>66790327
Inga bröst och hör sen
Slutdiskuterat
>>66790560
Tråkmåns
I have yellow fever, every time I see a Japanese girl I
>>66790665
... ejaculate
[spoiler]it's Halloweeny in Japan[/spoiler]
I did not have a single Z
Now I'm gonna kill myself
昔々、あるところに・・・
>>66790992
they must all be dressed as nazis then hehe
社畜諸君、今日も一日ご苦労であります
>>66792266
嫌だぁー!!
あと10分で家出なきゃいけない…(´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)
>>66792266
この人の店どれくらい持つかね
いつか結婚とかしてやめそう
>>66792266
みんなどんな仕事してる?
>>66792522
10時出勤か?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWBEXwGQmm0
>>66793281
well burgers are pretty retarded when it comes to alcohol so that barely counts
>>66791178
射精した
>>66792965
IT土方
I watched the webm with the Japanese bitch
I hate girls acting cute
but I like her
why
she's not korean
>>66793634
A step in the right direction
>>66793634
You just have yellow fever
You're looser now
>ほら!!みんなケーベツしてるよ!?
What does this mean? Can't figure out ケーベツ here.
>>66793791
scorn
>>66793789
I have yellow fever too :/ Am I a loser now?
>>66793871
I thought you're Japanese
>>66793634
really bad haiku
not impressed desu
i wish you tried harder
>>66793929
You're right, I'm normal :)
Thanks
>>66793837
>>66793866
Ah, I thought ケーベツ might have been been an alternate spelling, but I only tried かいべつ. Thanks!
>>66793789
no. I don't like Japanese girls. I think the girl is ugly
but maybe she is half Korean so something inside of me says she's cute
Hello my Japanese friends, chemfag here, could someone help me out with the translation of pic related. I can help with chemical names if necessary.
Thanks in advance.
entertain me NOW
>>66794885
add me on skype or wechat
>>66794100
please? it would be much appreciated
>>66794100
>>66795042
Piperonylacetone is mainly produced in the process of oxidation in the DMSO (as shown in?) (7), but when DMI(21) is used as a solvent, the generation rate of piperonal(20) is improved up to 77% along with the reaction time.
Thus, it is found that (in relation to oxidation reaction?) dissociation and addition reactions of double bonds competitively occur in this type of reaction.
This is too difficult. Hire a professional.
>>66794885
>>66795425
Bloody Japanese trucks, every time!
>>66795002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LFIBPLhDMI
>>66795089
thank you
>>66793866
コイケヤ?
>>66795647
not at all
So how is Japan *really* like when it comes to immigration? I'm obviously not considering traveling there because of anime like a retard. And i'm definently going to become fluent in Japanese.
Are the majority right oriented who hate us? Doing some research it appears the Koreans are hated more than westerners.
Are all Americans / Euros considered to be weebtards?
>>66796042
being right wing and hating immigration are synonymous
non netoyou japanese dont care about immigration
>>66796042
Suppose that we hate Americans...what do you think would be the reason?
>>66796138
Nukes?
>>66796156
Possible...but probably limited to people who have reasons to take it personally.
>>66796138
Because we present a threat to your culture? Also
>>66796156
>>66796210
theres a large anti american sentiment in europe and most of asia
really the only country that like the us is israel
>>66796210
so don't present a threat to our culture.
come on Peru, add me
I'm bored and touching myself.
I want to see your 20cm latino dick
来年の九月から神戸大学で留学します。
神戸で面白いできることは?
>>66796409
在日狩り
>>66782755
thats a big skeleton
>>66796409
ユダヤ人狩り
>>66796448
>>66796430
>>66796454
>>66796042
I heard it's actually possible to have a temporary visa if:
1) you have a college degree
2) you speak japanese
3) you can get a job
4) you are from a first world country
>>66796409
異人館と南京町へ行ってみたい。
神戸観光おすすめスポット
http://find-travel.jp/article/1480
I'm invited to a party of a richfag from my school
I don't want to go but there's one Asian girl in my school who might be there
She looks Korean but is probably Chinese.
I could take to her, I've done it before but I don't know how to ask her where she's from
And I don't want to spend time with all the normies. But this is my chance to talk to her when she's drunk and maybe get a date
I will probably stay at home and play vidya
>>66796409
>神戸大学
優秀じゃん
何勉強するの?
>>66796848
イギリスの大学で日本学を専攻してます
>>66796848
日本で言語学を勉強します
>>66797190
>>66797260
じゃあ、もう日本語は結構できるのね。
peru?
weebs are worse than niggers
fuck you
ここ社畜いる?
Macao?
Is there any demand for farmhands in Japan?
I don't know shit about farming but i'm assuming they need as much crops as possible.
Should I go to agricultural school first?
The rural jap life looks comfy.
>>66796728
Say hello in multiple asian languages.
>>66797790
I told you yesterday to check the previous thread. There is a Dane who is going to do that exact thing through WWOOF.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11542095/r ...
>>66797896
Fine, but I'd like to know the current agricultural situation in Japan from japanfriends.
How expensive is food in Japan.
日本では食べ物の価値はどうなの今は?
Good evening.
your thoughts on this couple?
How to skype chat the japanese?
ロボットを話すために、"いる"と"ある"とどちらを使いますか。
>>66798353
There was one guy nijiura manko or something from this thread who I skyped with once. Maybe he's still around
life is giving me a new opportunity to study with asian classmates
this time is gonna be different , I learned from my mistakes
>>66798427
what will you do differently this time peru?
>>66798400
人とか動物の形をしたロボットなら両方
それ以外なら「ある」だと思う
>>66798400
まともな日本語で聞かれない事には答えようが無いだろ
>>66798427
Can I come
>>66798400
基本的には、物には「ある」を使う
でも、ロボットや人形は「いる」も使う時がある
e.g.そこにロボットがあります
そこにロボットがいます
>>66798551
>>66798555
>>66798573
いろいろありがとう。
日本人は度々米国のアニメを見るのが好きですか。
the last piece to complete my puzzle of power and money is awaiting for me in HK
the last mission, the hardest of all, seriously the hardest of all, a mix of all my missions in china, old friends to visit and new enemies to discover
lets play
I hope this trip to be the most amazing year of my life
>>66798314
cute
the girl, at least
>>66798899
lets meet in guangdong peru
>>66798894
ディズニーアニメは時々やってるけどDCやMARVELのアニメはやってないから見ない
はろうぃーん
>>66798894
ディズニーと、ワーナーブラザーズのアニメくらいかな?
>>66798894
サウスパークなら好き
>>66798894
タートルズが大好き
peru, i think this should be the theme song to your gook crush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkRKT6T0QLg
Japan Love
Do you?
昼飯食うぞ
What will you do for Halloween today Japanons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmfZ5Yz5f6Q
>>66799808
fapping
>>66799855
To hot girls in Halloween costumes?
男性の精子の味ってどんな味?体にいい?味が変わる?鬱に効く?
I wanna go to Asakusa and have some mattya gelato.
>>66799693
ちんぽ??
>一蘭は最終的にニューヨークに店があります
嬉しいな!
>>66799902
時々卵黄とブリーチの味
時々塩の味だけ
>>66799902
塩辛すぎだね!不味いだ。
is there a japanese skype or discord i can join?
>>66800278
Yes, but chinks aren't allowed. Sorry.
>>66800297
brutal
>>66799902
顕微授精で生まれた男の精子は薄味。親が子供ができ難い体質だったから、それを受け継いだのかも。
http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/science/20161031-OYT1T50035.html
>>66799902
ダメ味
>>66799278
>>66798894
Babymetal will be animated by WB
Pantuya looks forward to It
>>66799855
Would you like to have my com?
>>66800162
lol
But maybe you lack self-awareness as well
>>66799902
人による
風俗でバイトして確かめろ
>>66800607
How come JT is always so informative?
>>66801262
forgot pic
>>66801262
>>66801281
I think it's fun and well made.
Phone bill about 2 G's flat
No need to worry my accountant handles that
ぉまぇのでんわだぃなんてだれもきょぅみなぃんですけど(´・ω・`)
I've eaten 4000 calories and it's not even 4'oclock. eating is the only cure for social anxiety; I'm going to commit seppuku soon.
夕べ
タべ
>>66801761
そこまで田部ちゃん好き強調しなくても
>>66801761
タモリ
夕刊
>>66801796
ゆうもり?たかん?
>>66801262
8/10
>>66801761
>>66801796
死にたい
タヒにたい
In the end, I couldn't resist the dicks...
>>66802750
アッー!
>>66792266
sauce on this girl?
>>66802942
Happy Halloween!
特に何もしないけど。
ネタで、マックのハロウィンチョコポテトでも食べてくるかな。
>>66802750
are you the guy who pretends to be a japanese woman?
>>66803038
How was it?
4chanをハロウィン仕様にするのはやめてほしい
去年のあれはウザかったから
In English grammar "for" and "since" are generally taught together. I found since pretty easily, but can't find anything on how to express "for".
For example:
He will stay for two weeks.
Any ideas?
>>66803112
yes. kek
I like chocolate+potato.
so,I wanna try it.
I'll also eat Texas burger.
>>66803112
ごめん、まだ食べてない
これから食べに行ってくる
>>66803117
昨年もあったね、スマホ版では特に変化はないよ。
>>66803112
>get like 2 fries
fuckin japs man
>for some reason I got blocked for spamming and I probably didn't even make 10 posts the entire day
>>66803214
>>66803229
I rarely eat fast food but your American fast food looks so good. Let us know how it is.
>>66803406
>t.Thaifat
ペリーより62年も早かった…米船の串本来航
http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/culture/20161031-OYT1T50067.html
>ペリーの浦賀来航(1853年)より62年も早く日本に来た米国商船がある。
>1791年に和歌山県串本町に寄港した「レイディ・ワシントン号」。
知らなかった
>>66803423
Looks tasty, but pretty expensive.
>>66803423
eww
>>66803668
>expensive
I don't know how big they are but something like that would cost more here in New Zealand
>>66796409
ダヴィド君、来朝(英版)
2017.9上旬ロードショー
お楽しみに!
what kinna asian is she famalam?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcvlE0TpiMk
>>66803675
Post French McD exclusives
>>66803740
Yea, they seem normal price for me too.
>>66803867
>>66803423
マックのメニューでは、グラタンコロッケバーガーが一番の好き
>>66803192
Disclaimer: my moon sucks.
How about 彼は二週間(の間、)泊まります
>>66803969
一番好き*
>>66803867
We currently have these.
>>66803955
凄くフランスらしい。
>>66803955
Nice, but
https://youtu.be/Ug75diEyiA0
>>66803969
How about this?
>>66804013
Damn, that looks high quality for McDonald's lol. Really, ours is so boring and plain compared to other countries.
>>66804097
They're obviously more expensive (about EUR 2) than the classic McDonalds burgers.
Left has Emmental cheese and roasted shallots, right has goat cheese and honey inside.
Is true that Asian girls smell like pee?
>>66803423
>demi glace
>cheese
>gratin croquette
ハッピ・ハロウィーン!
今晩はハロウィーンではない
なぜなら、あんな習慣は日本にもオーストラリアにも存在しないからだ
覚えておけ
>>66804097
Do you have the touch screen custom burger ordering yet?
Thread music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8-u6kiLCvE
>>66804336
アメリカかぶれが
イエスキリストって何した人?
>>66804359
It's been a while since I've been but I doubt it. I didn't know it was a thing but I'm for automation. I always use self checkout at grocery stores.
>>66803406
You still hate Japanese?
thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p9jSRxguAA
Jam it in, you disgusting anime nerd!
>>66804396
Arrriba España, camarada.
>>66804426
人類に永遠の救いを与えた
>>66804426
>yes christ
Thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y5RvZYwbe4
>>66804479
そして人類は自ら救いを放棄した。
>>66804479
ただのおっさんやん
>>66804450
Hmmmm
>>66804336
>playing this with a laptop
>>66802678
介錯しようか?
>>66803117
まもなく、Halloween edition
>>66803653
常識
>>66804097
チーズカツバーガー?
俺の好みはvaggie burger
>>66804426
色々奇跡を起こした聖人
最後は聖書の預言どおりに生涯を終えた
>>66804499
zitto animale chuhi
>>66804532
And you still angry?
スマホの人、4chanするのにどのアプリ使ってる?
>>66803955
overchan
>>66804700
How do you know its me
homosure
>>66804722
んー、Operaかgoogle chrome。
>>66804506
>4:30AM in peru
someone's waking up early
いただきます
天婦羅専門店の天婦羅定食
>>66804631
実は、私はカミです
>>66804785
you are the only kiwi
>>66804896
あら素敵ね(´・ω・`)ボナペティ
>>66804896
漬物はいいからテンプラを写しなよww
>>66782755
White lines for 3d effect?
>>66804914
それは違うよ
たまに他のキウイ人が来てやがる
>>66804722
clover
>>66804966
ふ~ん
>>66804938
>>66805051
テンプラに刺身か
美味そうでなにより
What do you think of my cunt that's pink for a Japanese person?
>>66805095
Gonna have to see an image (:
>>66804571
お断りします
>>66805031
信じてくれ
その日本語がめっちゃへたくそのやつは先の日きてただろう
俺じゃなかったよ
test
>>66804938
>>66805051
追加
お腹一杯
>>66805146
The fuck is the point in this
You're dropping to 日本人じゃない's level of lameness
>>66804867
I love the air of early mornings
>>66805141
>俺じゃなかった
俺じゃないはダメかな
>>66805180
I was testing the edit function
Calm your shit
kek
>>66804346
イギリス人の末裔なのに?
>>66805205
Not until you you start going to the gym again
>>66804785
私はドアノブ
成瀬心美「あたし、ドアノブ」マンコが鍵穴になる伝説の .. .
>>66805235
I was there last night
>>66805146
>>66805290
Good lad
>>66805324
イエスってあんまり優秀じゃないよね
ローマがキリスト教を公認するまでカルトとして迫害されてたわけでしょ
400年だってやっとローマの国教になれたんだよ
Any qt nip girls wanna cuddle with me?
cloverって有料のやつ使ってんのか
I'm formally announcing my intention of creating a new Japanese language thread once current thread has its 310th post.
>>66805423
no.
long distance is gay.
faggot
>>66805544
Just come over here and cuddle.
>>66805197
I remember you used to wake up early in Shanghai to avoid chinks staring at you while you went shopping for food
>>66803112
I ate choco potato.
I like it.
but,I have a sweet tooth &chocolate junkie…
I wanted try Texas burger but,It was already sold out…(´・ω・`)
I make new thread
>>66805523
長すぎるから読まない(´・ω・`)tldr
>>66805650
>>66805650
>>66805650
>>66805650
NEW THREAD
>>66803112
It makes me feel uncomfortable but I want to try it somehow
>>66803112
it does not looks tasty.
>>66805669
is that what you said to gay sex?
>>66805623
fatty?
>>66805523
まゆゆに、よろしくお願いしたいけど、
なんか新しいスレできちゃってる?
またスレ分裂か?
>>66805741
>>66805741
>>66805741
I couldn't have been more clear, folks
>>66805709
痩せの大食いって言われるけど、
最近、太ってきたので気をつけた方がいいかもしれないな。
忠告どうも
hhhhyeah trick or treat
>>66808063
one treat please
>>66808224
pfft! to give (you). early leave here