/brit/

how do i contact the ukranian druggie waifu then?

>>66758291
good edition

>girl you know sends you nudes
>"oh shit sorry wrong guy"
>"oops"

ah yes

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>>66758291
>what happens to girls without men?

>>66758303
gonna have to send an actual letter to the prison she's in

Might be easier for one of us to do it once it's all typed up

renee is the one
>>66758309
post em lad

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NEED a bad gf who will suplex me testicles first

>>66758335
renee does seem easier to get along with ill give you that

shes got a cracking pair as well

>>66758335
this is a safe for work board and I don't want to do the janny's nut in

>>66758352
What janny doesn't know won't hurt him lad

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jessica-893224.html

What do you think she's in for lads? Doesn't look the prison type.

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just found this picture on imgur roulette, no reverse image results

went to the paper's imgur link and found this:
http://i.imgur.com/o1a0f.png

bit weird

>>66758352
it won't be seen man just do it, roll the dice ride the wave
>>66758349
she looks like a sex doll and has more spunk, would let the brit lads run a train on her

>>66758360
i'd say robbery

>>66758360
tried searching her but the michigan offender search wasn't opening

>>66758360
>shift manager at wendy's
drugs

m8 used to buy and sell all sorts of shite to the boys at a local wendys. Used to hand it off right over the counter.

>>66758349
>>66758335
yeah agreed desu

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/susan-1573494.html

the prison bf

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>>66758377
heh used my elite hacking skills to get it for you x

reckon Renee looks like a bit of the typical party skank 2bh. She's got a nice pair but she knows it and probably has a shit attitude. She's alright but I prefer the Ukranian.

>>66758393
ahh yes thanks

i knew it was going to be drugs. so far the most fucked one i've found is an 18 year sentence for vehicular manslaughter while intoxicated

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the Hood stands with Trump

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>have barbituates injected into me for taking a sharp piece of metal and sliding it across a bloke's neck until red stuff came out

dumb frog poste....whaaaaaaat?

>>66758393
2 years for possession?
land of the free

well, the analog watchdog is working bloody splendid. now only if i could get it calibrated properly

http://www.strawpoll.me/11535259

IMPORTANT POLL

>>66758429
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11535259
explain why I voted for Renee?

>>66758417
not gonna be a first offender

or a second time offender for that matter

they usually drop that down to a lesser crime or let you off with probation and some community service

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/virginia-1645004.html

what could possible motivate someone to start a fake account on an inmate dating website

wait i regret voting for renee

renee a trash

>>66758438
im not bloody psychic mate

>>66758444
the classic that started it all

>>66758429
renee looks transgender desu

business idea:
gather data on /brit/ users which I then analyze and use to build story lines and psychological profiles of miniature androids in a wild west setting, where wealthy people can join in and play out fantasies.

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>apes can come and put you in a cage for putting your penis into a consenting female ape because she hasn't been alive for a sufficient number of rotations round a star

now the pirates are jerking off with criminals

>>66758463
a pretty peng tranny then

>>66758460
Just got here, didn't realise it was posted already

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/kalyn-00510405.html
>earliest possible release date: [blank]
>maximum release date: 2069
She kill someone?

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>locked up in a concrete and steel box for the rest of your existence because you held a machine which caused a chemical reaction and launched a small bit of metal into the wrong part of the wrong organism.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/antoinette-16139446.html
>tall
>slender

are all Americans this deluded?

gets out soon boys

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jessica-1113469.html

>>66758496
22 and her life is already over

>apes can come and force the clothes off your 12 year old daughter because you are suspected of having the wrong combination of molecules

>>66758496
http://www.tsc.state.tn.us/sites/default/files/polochakkaylenmarieopnbrevised.pdf
>convicted of first degree premeditated murder, first degree felony murder, conspiracy to commit
first degree murder, a Class A felony, especially aggravated robbery, a Class A felony, and
theft, a Class D felony
oh...
and it tells the whole story

>>66758505
>Cosmetologist
she studies comets so she must be pretty brainy mate

>>66758496
The Defendant, Kayln Marie Polochak, was convicted by an Overton County Criminal Court
jury of first degree premeditated murder, first degree felony murder, conspiracy to commit
first degree murder, a Class A felony, especially aggravated robbery, a Class A felony, and
theft, a Class D felony. See T.C.A. §§ 39-13-202, 39-13-103, 39-13-403, 39-14-103 (2014).
The trial court merged the first degree and felony murder convictions and imposed a life
sentence. The court also imposed concurrent sentences of fifteen years at 30% service for
conspiracy to commit first degree murder, fifteen years at 100% service for especially
aggravated robbery, and two years at 30% service for theft. On appeal, she contends that (1)
the evidence is insufficient to support her convictions, (2) the trial court erred by denying her
motion for a judgment of acquittal, (3) the trial court erred by denying her motion to suppress
her pretrial statements, (4) the trial court erred by refusing to exclude the video recording of
the crime scene depicting the victim’s body at the scene and a photograph taken during the
victim’s autopsy, (5) the trial court erred by excluding evidence of the victim’s fear of the
codefendant, (6) the trial court erred by excluding witness testimony related to the
Defendant’s mother’s consenting to police questioning of the Defendant, (7) the trial court
erred by failing to provide an intoxication jury instruction, (8) the trial court erred by failing
to provide a duress jury instruction, (9) the mandatory life imprisonment sentence violates
the federal and Tennessee constitutional prohibitions against cruel and unusual punishment,
and (10) the juvenile court erred by transferring her case to the criminal court. We affirm the
judgments of the trial court.

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There is an old joke about this that says over time the majority of the things said online will be by dead people. Just like the majority of books right now are written by people who are long dead. And those dead will never be able to come back to claim their data to show it isn't relevant anymore.

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>>66758496
>>66758530
>>66758536

>>66758536
squeeling

>>66758534
literally king of the hill tier

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REALLY makes you think

>>66758496
Lads, if we're picking a criminal to write I reckon we should pick an actual criminal >>66758496


She could be a mandatory friend for life

>>66758547
All the people you hear on laugh tracks are dead

you think inmate qts are redpilled ?

>>66758572
>I'm also a nature lover and the woods feel like home to me
did a sad reading this

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:-/

>>66758496
>>66758585

she helped her boyfriend murder his grandma

>>66758570
>Imaginary
>Is actually very real

>>66758575
one reason I like 4chan is that it is always living and context is created by individual mutual agreement rather than mountains of outdated info.

haitiANO

Suicide is painless, it brings on many changes

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/janiah-1000128369.html

>Hello my name is Janiah, but everyone calls me Fresh
want this one to destroy my boipussi

>>66758597
bitch probably had it coming

#FreePolo

all this stuff is making me feel so glad i'm not in prison having a few close calls with de law


also RENEE is the best girl

>>66758597
everybody makes mistakes

>>66758613
this 2bh

Could've been me in there

>>66758613
she seems obnoxious
the grandma-killer seems more interesting

honestly might send her a letter

alla subbotina best girl

Is it normal to not be able to sleep after drinking heavily

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Best girl

Alla 2nd best girl

>>66758638
yes
that's one of the side effects of drinking
your body is trying to process that alcohol and it prevents you from getting a deep sleep.

tfw the other swede ruined my internet cred

man can't get a text back

squealing at the thought of some runt prisoner getting told they have mail on their classified ad and it turns out to be a group of posters from a british general on the international section of an anime imageboard sending cartoon frogs

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>>66758647
>>66758636
not to say that these opinions are wrong, but you're completely wrong

you're literally gay if you think renee is best girl

the haitiANO is angry :/

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>>66758667

>>66758655
Well that's gay

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>>66758667
>slag #92319312

>>66758670
see
>>66758667

chebs

>>66758667
looks like she's been railed out like a freight train for cocaine on a regular basis

Aberdeen meetup has went quite well lads

chinese monkey

>>66758681
genuinely believe she's trans
jaw looks too mannish and fake jugs

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the so called gf

>>66758680
trash, pseudo intellectual myspace model
>>66758684
she knows how to make a man feel good baby and use those titties, that ass and her hoochie to get that meth, get that money and get most of all that pleasure

what's not to love? probs does and likes anal

>>66758647
>tfw tennessean
she's from Memphis so it makes sense tbqh

>>66758705
>Memphis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIW2H-wgC54

>>66758699
shed be in male prison man
anyway shes not trans, i know because im a doctor

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Race mixing and Rasheed homosex on an advert in the subway marketed towards helping FOBs settle into Canada

Don't they know turd worlders are rorkes and would get triggered this kind of stuff? Also notice how the baby is whiter than both parents

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getting my daily dose

>>66758718
nah they've already posted some trannies listed as female on here

>>66758717
memphis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6mVSXPIuLQ

>>66758717
>>66758728
exactly why Memphis is a shitehole tbqh

>>66758722
always laugh how white and "unique" the babies look in racemix propaganda

Doing a poo

>be in prison
>lists "being outdoors" as a hobby

screeching

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Getting my daily dose of Star Trek the Next Generation

>>66758761
We're writing this one, end of story.

So lads what do we open with?

>>66758771
geek

hey fellas

>>66758777
"alri"

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>downloading 3gb at 90kbps will take 11 hours to download
well at least we have good asylum seeker policies

>>66758780
Heyy

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/mary-94465.html

great job of selling herself
should get a job in marketing

>>66758777
bit cold out

if i was in prison i'd just do calisthenics all day and hopefully somehow they'd let me continue boxing training or coach boxing in prison or something

>>66758796
i'd do squats everyday and become a prison bitch

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Given the edition.

>>66758779
Watching best of both worlds
my second favorite after Inner Light

>>66758790
ahh yes, quite the catch. you always look for someone who is just beginning the legal process of being sentenced to hard time meaning she's remanded meaning she probably did something really bad

>>66758790
>another Tennessean
Tennessee isn't a b-bad place.
Please visit.
We like white men.

>>66758782
>>66758792
This is going to be a disaster.

>"Alri Alla,
Bit cold out"

and then what? We need substance here, this is a model used to a life of cocaine and money now deprived of these things living in a cage."

>>66758728

Memphis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W2jLb7AM3s

redpill me on BLACKED

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-30/manus-nauru-refugees-asylum-seekers-to-be-banned-turnbull-says/7978228
>The new law would cover those who tried to reach Australia by boat from mid-July 2013, and would block them from obtaining any visa, including tourist and business visas.

going to be howling at the leftists crying about this one in the coming weeks desu

>>66758783
dem good asylum seeker policies came a bit late m8

>>66758808
>texas

don't they have the highest rate of capital punishment in the country?

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>>66758808
Really makes you think.

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>>66758819
We can introduce her to the 2D world.

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Wish I lived in the Star Trek future
everything seems so comfy
even being a civie or a grunt redshirt

>>66758840
irish weather

made an error

>>66758839
That map is from 1930, and while Texas has the most executions, Oklahoma has the most per capita. In any case things have changed quite a lot since the SCOTUS reforms of the 1970s, as seen here >>66758841

>>66758819
reckon she'd be interested in my poo diary?

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just spilt milk all over myself
I'm a failure haha

>>66758868
I was just thinking maybe we bring up the things we'd do to dat ass

Steal a couple lines from Petey Pablo and flash a gold tooth innit

>>66758868
perhaps but i certainly am

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>age
>42

hmm no thanks

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DO NOT MESS WITH TEXAS

>>66758882
i only show it to girls so we can sync our poo cycles

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>>66758819
dear alla

attached is a photo. what would you call this out of the options provided

a) a roll
b) a cob
c) a butty
d) a bap

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/tabitha-1153160.html

good lord

>>66758883
nothing wrong with some milf action m8

>>66758897
A roll

>>66758897
a barm

6th base is when you poo together on the same toilet while holding hands

Got my very first reply from the Mexican
And he even gave me a (you)
This is unironically the best day of my life

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>>66758900

>>66758916
Putting the autist on a pedestal is exactly what he wants
Both of you need to just FUCK OFF

>>66758789
This post actually is really funny to me haha

>wank daily
>straight
>cba to have sex with women

What's up with that? I'm not bent but I don't find sex with women very exciting desu, only liked it with my ex because it was an expression of intimacy but every casual sexual encounter I've had since has been lackluster even if it was "good sex"

Should I nofap? I really don't feel like the effort, time and money put into getting your dick wet is worth it when my hand can make me cum

hahahah the aussie who hates asians

>>66758883
>42
try 47

>>66758900
>>66758917
bet she'd give my testicles a good run for their money

>>66758883
worst girl, not so fucking innocent after all

>>66758883
hmmm
Kalyn Polochak it is then

>>66758949
Bout time you came around

Grandma Killer is the only one with any real substance to her life

>>66758926
Sorry guess I get excited easily
*nervously laughs*
I could delete it if you'd like, whatever makes you happy

>>66758933
Lol this made me do a laugh
A lot of comedy on /brit/ tonight
Benefit of multiculturalism :)

>>66758963
conversely the type of girl that would submit to a grandma killing boyfriend wouldn't be the brightest

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/renee-20776551.html

hmmmmmmmm

>>66758883
ah yes, the so called "waifu"

>>66758979
The gf

>>66758976
Never know, maybe grandma made a habit of making enemies

>>66758979
good lad

cheb game too good

>>66758883
imagine being born in literally the last day of the year

i'd just go around telling people i was born on january 1st of the following year desu

why are you posting criminals

>>66758979
actually coming round to renee desu
i'll do some tranny research and make my final opinion shortly

>>66758996
*prisongfs

Polo is innocent!!!

been penpalling the bf

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/william-655687.html

Clubbing in burgerland is shit

they would kill your for being losers

well lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exqU14vvkq4&feature=youtu.be

heroic effort from both combatants

>>66759016
I'll kill you for being a loser, loser

but i do not want to meet you IRL

>I'm a bisexual

is there a more offputting thing a girl could say?

well then

>>66759009
>I'm pretty opinionated and outspoken, which offends the insecure people more often than not, and makes the MENSA members laugh their butts off.
SCREECHING
He'd fit right in on /brit/, sounds like a proper autist

Gonna go to Mexico and fight this fucker

and it's only australians posting them....i heard that australia was an island filled of criminals when it was created

kill yourselves fucking cumrags

>>66759039
bisexual or lesbo just means that a girl is bored of dick

they've just had so much cock inside them that even a big one cant satisfy them anymore

trust me im an expert

>>66759052
Good twist on a stale gimmick

WHO

THE

FUCK

UP???!!!??!!?!?!?!??!?!??!??!?!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?!

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>trust me im an expert

>>66759039
>>66759054
She's in prison where there is no dick

Fairly common for them to switch sides while locked up

>>66759055
Good crunch on a stale crisp xD

>>66759076
this gimmick needs some work lad

>>66759063
Just dabbed when I read that lol

wow, 6am already

>>66759009
screeching

he murdered someone in '92 and was convicted of robbery in '89. he has literally spent less than 2 years of his adult life on the streets.

>>66759094
uuhm sweetie its actually 7am :) x

>>66759086
Fix that tone with a scone

lol the haitiANO

>>66759063

It's 11pm why wouldn't I be?

>>66759103
shut up you retard

>>66759055
thank you

>>66759009
>>66759097
how can someone feel so smug and superior when they occupy the absolute lowest possible rung in society

>>66759135
You mean other than the dead guy?

can't even comprehend the idea of Rome
imagine a single state lasting over 1000 years
absolutely mental

*enters thread*

*dabs*

*runs away*

bruh!

the mexicANO

>>66759157
It's been almost 1000 years since the Norman Conquest tbqhwy

>>66759157
UK has had a similar amount of changes since 1066 as Rome did in its period

been nearly a year now since desu was filtered

i hate gookmoot

>>66759157
literally ireland but we've lasted over 5,000

>>66759169
yea
only thought of that after I posted
still Rome was pretty unique

>>66759177
no you idiot

fuck off muh heritage twat

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>literally ireland but we've lasted over 5,000

>>66759198
muh heritage? wtf are you on about you dumb paddy

>>66759190
Indeed. Its language has managed to survive for around 2500 years, both in its unevolved form being used with the Church, and throughout its evolutions as Romance languages.

>>66759183
>>66759198
>Irish civilization

>>66759200
ill fookin nut you one you cunt

>ireland
screeching

>>66759198
Did you mean to reply to >>66759183

Hey psstt

>>66759209
>spawning 3 languages that are spoken by billions of people globally because of colonialism

thats an OG empire right there my man

literally the forerunners of the earth, greeks are precursors

>>66759207
wtf are you on about you twat

back up your own assertions

Any lads gonna watch the Redskins play today?

>>66759177
>>66759169
England is Unique too I think
only post-roman rump to achieve such massive influence alongside France and Spain (but desu England has done more globally imo)

>>66759255
meme sport

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https://get.google.com/albumarchive/115697113968707432819

hnnnnngggg

is handegg an insult?

>>66759266
rorke

>>66759247
Yeah.

>>66759259
This; how a Kingdom on a part of an island managed to exert such influence is very interesting in its own right.

>>66759271
It was probably intended as such, but we took it in stride and turned it into a simple describer.

>>66759250
>back up your own assertions

alri.

The changes the UK has experienced since 1066 are comparable to the changes found in Rome between its founding and first devastating sacking.

Part invasions, changes of government, civil war, loss and gain of monarchs through violence etc.

But a continual "roman" and "english" state which eventually confederated into the UK and east/west rome as england reached its zenith of influence and rome's waned

>>66759266
is that prison renee?

what do people who don't go on 4chan or reddit actually do on the web lads?

>>66759255
meme teme

>>66759264
>what is rugby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r7pSBccAB0

>>66759247
reading Meditations for the first time atm
read Caesars commentaries not long ago
really love to get into the minds of ancients, especially Rome is fascinating for some reason.
its weird reading something from literally over a thousand years ago and finding your own thoughts echoed.

I always like the reminder that ancient people were just as intelligent and wise as we are, if not even more.

lol he is right, rugby is a meme sport

>>66759289
facebook

>>66759289
Facebook, Instagram (the normie equivalent of 4chan IMO), and Snapchat tbqh

>>66759266
is that our prison gf? great detective work anon

>>66759286
yep
convinced she isn't trans now

>>66759298
nah m8 american football is the definition of a memesport

>>66759289
refresh twitter and facebook for hours on end

lads i've just done a poo, now i'm hankerin' for a wankerin' desu

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>reading Meditations for the first time atm
>read Caesars commentaries not long ago
>really love to get into the minds of ancients, especially Rome is fascinating for some reason.
>its weird reading something from literally over a thousand years ago and finding your own thoughts echoed.

>I always like the reminder that ancient people were just as intelligent and wise as we are, if not even more.

>>66759306
Actually, though. Reading the evolution of Athen's constitution in the words of Aristotle is top notch.

>>66759264
Rugger is for lesbians, maoris, and paki's.

>>66759321
He's even got a meme name

i do all these things, and i am not a normie

>>66759330
>paki's
>'s
>'

was that really necessary?

>>66759321
It's really just a structured form of Rugby tbqh. 4 downs to make it at least 10 yards.

>>66759328
He isn't quite that wrong, though.

>>66759335
jarryd hayne played rugby league, not rugby you utter melt

>>66759339
Autocorrect and thought it was funny.
Simple as that.

doin a poo

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/sherrieleann-1770706.html

post prisonfus that really make you think

how do I transcend fear?

wanking to czech porn

>>66759340
yeah it's kinda like rugby if you stopped rugby for 2-3 minutes every time a single phase happened and based it entirely around insurance ads

>>66759365
"The only thing to fear is fear itself" - Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Besides that, IDK

>>66759344
>rugby league
>not rugby
meme technicalities from such a meme sport they haven't even figured out which set of rules to use yet

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>>66759369
EXCELLENT post

>>66759373
>yank education

>>66759367
saw a mad czech gangbang once where the sheila was really into it

>>66759329
idk if its cultural bias or something but I've always found the works of Romans/Greeks far more compelling than those of Orientals/Easterners

I read Laozi's work among similar things and it just felt paltry in comparison.

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>>66759360
>stuck in a cage on the side of some highway in texas for years
>"I used to say the world was my playground"

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>>66759360
>lurking /cum/

Fucking onto you.

>>66759373
they're enough of a difference where players from one code have difficulty moving to the other

>>66759369
That is kinda shitty (although tbf Super Bowl Ads are GOAT), but much of that has American capitalism to blame rather than the Sport itself. NCAA Football is fun to watch.

>>66759360
what the fuck haha

australia vs usa

>>66759365
A mild death wish and wild turkey worked wonders.

>>66759369
>>66759340
Canadian football is closer to Rugby rules

>>66759365
fall into a well thats actually part of a big cave system full of bats

>>66759397
Both are pretty good, and trying to pit them together is just a British plot to try to take them both back. They need to bind together and form Ameristralia. Australia drives on the right in exchange for the US adopting the metric system.

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>>66759394
>super bowl ads are goat

Ho lee fuk

>>66759413
>Canadian football
Probably the biggest meme sport tbqh, next to Gaelic football.

>>66759426
>says the walking meme nation

>>66759386
I think that's because the meaning is lost in translation, Chinese especially operates very differently from western languages (more of a constructed/ vague language).
And sometimes you get marxist """scholars""", brits with yellow fever or overseas Chinese who translate older texts without understanding the context of the language.

>>66759419
Hey, I know several people who watch the Super Bowl just for the Ads. Given that those things cost $30M for 30 seconds, they'd better be worth it.

>>66759389
Did you post that in /cum/? Found it myself
Great minds think alike

>Canada claiming that the US is the walking meme nation
Shrieking and howling t'bh

wow, you have enlighten me

is he still here?

>>66759436
I can read Latin but I can't read greek
yet translated Greek texts resonate more than others from the East, not even just Chinese but really any of them. I Find interesting ideas in Indian works but they are so bogged down. maybe its just that I already know the basic ideas/concepts behind Greek/Roman things so reading something like the Iliad isn't so alien as reading the Mahabharata

>>66759442
Yes, they're literally called a majority of normies, and absolutely beyond saving.

>>66759472
>I can read Latin but I can't read greek

I'e been Southampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe

>>66759442
>australia
>drive on the right

the yankification is going according to keikaku

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>>66759447
I did, actually.

>>66759285
didn't really back it up lad

>>66759479
>the two countries agree to this
>the US officially adopted the metric system in 1975 and does nothing

The Eternal Yank strikes again.

all hallows eve
spoopy

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me on the right

>>66759308
rugby is class you prodigious butterball cretin

>>66759500
You forgot to include the Finnish-Korean Hyperwar in your comment you dolt

>>66759508
good lad

2 bad u guys suck hahahah

might have to get an hours kip lads

bit tired x

>>66759495
Actually meant "found it myself" as in found it on my own, I don't browse /cum/

>>66759369
based

>>66759531
But you do.

>american ad culture
were yanks a mistake?

this nigger sport is better, and if you do it against (((those people))) you gain 6 million points
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knockout_game

>>66759508
>>66759524
>tfw the lads at college were 2x bigger than the secondary teams

i got absolutely obliterated as a 5'11, 150 lbs wing and scored under 10 tries. didnt sign up for a second year

>>66759558
Would you rather they be in the Commonwealth?

>>66759586
the way america and canada turned out is living proof that manifest destiny was NOT the way to go and that BNA was

>>66759558
a massive one 2bh

>>66759604
Uhhh... Manifest Destiny was a quite a while after the Revolution.

>>66759586
don't know don't care just hate yanks

>>66759627
the early republic was based, and so was the manifest destiny era... but america went soft after and it just went to shit, slavery and taking the south west from the mexicans was a mistake in the end

>>66759650
Agreed. We were the place to be before the 1960's, IMO. At least the Southwest is scenic, but Slavery really wasn't worth it.

>taking the south west from the mexicans
this

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>the pseudo-intellectual moosenigger is back
fufufu.... ready for another battle of wits?

>>66759673
>throw your shit country a bone
>dont even a get a (You)

why are you so autistic?

>>66759670
If lincoln hadn't been shot he would have put the blacks on boats to the Caribbean

fucking dixienigger unironically fucked the country

:-(

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>>66759697
>tfw too smart to get into internet debates

>>66759710
We should have let the Confederacy win the Civil War tbqh

ummmmm so the sis just got in a minor disagreement with the mum then threw an empty glass at the ground and stormed off back to her room... smfh

>>66759697
He's my favourite lad since I once actually started one of his autism spouts

>>66759722

>too

>>66759743
Love the sass on that one xD

>>66759743
is she hot?

and white supremacists consider him a great shitlord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3FwtL8eAM4

>>66759772

not even

>>66759743
The famous Australian banter in action

>>66759743
ask her to be more considerate to your future wife, bogan

>>66759794

>implying im from tasmania

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>>66759697
>>66759752
>>66759733
What would that have solved? Brazil abolished slavery in 1888. It just wasn't feasible in the long run. The north was simply tired of letting the CSA exist. But i agree that the division in the union makes its a meme tier country. the coastie elitist fucks are in for a shock on nov 8.

>>66759752
>>66759697
t-there are a lot of canadian posters

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taz!

>>66759808
>implying if you were that you could tell

>>66759581
was a manlet 5' 7" full back but i domdominated

quite annoyed as several lads i knew or played with have professional careers now and i was better than them all

The mexican in fresh meat is white

>>66759817
As long as you aren't the guy who tried to explain fascism in metaphysical terms you're alri

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>tfw too intelligent to have a gf
seriously guys i think my level of thought is just too high for any girl to handle
its not fair, i cant get a gf like this

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>born just too early to upload my consciousness to a computer

>>66759849
The Honduran in Law & Order was whiter than me. she kept getting offended by people using words like spic and I never got why until I checked wikipedia

>>66759864
the nazis thought if you projected a certain world view, it would happen, thing?

don't even know why spic is offensive