/brit/

I want to eat the same food at the same time as someone across the globe

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if god existed he wouldn't have made so many of us retarded

Irish 10s > British 10s
Irish 1's < British 1s

can't deny this lads

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wew

>>66760142
ok (computer)

>>66760154
why not?
are you implying the morality and plans of God are at all conducive to human rationality?

>>66760175
think the 6 head is more of an issue

>>66760175
>#freckles
is this what constitutes a minority rights movement in britain?

keep em coming lad
need enough to justify a smug moosenigger folder

>>66760230
yeah gingers too

>>66760198
fuck him if he's literally just a prick in the sky fucking shit up all the time, id rather go to hell than worship that

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Thanks to the new iGimmick by Apple shitposting has never been so easy!

LOL he needs to spend money on a trip, because everyone believe that he is the haitiANO

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>>66760267
>no escape button

>>66760244
Someone get Eric Cartman to move there.

making a big batch of pasta for work lunches, will post when im finished

>>66760247
your worship is irrelevant to the Godhead, but only through active connection with man can the Logos of Christ be maintained as mediator.

>>66760267
£2500 for the basic model of this laptop.

Who the fuck do they think they're kidding? I'm a young guy with a job and no other responsibilities.

I wouldn't fucking waste that money ever. Who will buy this shit?

>>66760297
shan't care

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>>66760329
you buy it on finance goy and like it.
then you can show off to your friends how "rich" you are.

>>66760313
what the fuck did i just read

>>66760329
its for people who have too much money for their own good. literal sheep that just want the easiest, nicest, most norm core laptop possible. apple has literally hit the fucking jackpot with the Euro, NA markets. They really only get luxury markets everywhere else.

It wont be long before the rMBP is just a 5 thousand dollar ipad with a more luxurious screen and a built in keyboard

>>66760112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KtoKsT6fLI
What do you lads think of Sir Oswald Mosley?

>>66760356
he was a quisling

>>66760352
Ah yes, getting finance on anything that isn't completely necessary for your well being and survival.

Ngl I am using Macbook Air right now which cost me the best part of £900, but it was just to see whatthe hype was about.

Can't say I'm that impressed desu. Will never buy an Apple computer again.


God people are fucking stupid. I unironically know a guy who does this, buys shit on finance and thinks everybody thinks he's really cool but every month he's just trying to pay off the minimum on his latest car/phone/laptop/clothes

chubby gyal has messaged me back

>>66760381
didnt he babble about how the anglo race needed to rise up against the germans and crush them?

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>>66760355
>apple has literally hit the fucking jackpot with the Euro, NA markets
not really
their growth is stagnant and sales are dropping in core markets
Tim Cook is resigning because he knows the sales will be dismal.

China is dropping Apple and its hurting them.
and I'm saying this as someone3 who owns an old macbook pro and appreciates what apple used to be.

>>66760401
im really not up to date with this shit, but i did hear some normies squawking about being disillusioned with the new MBP on fb

>>66760401
I'm not Apple fan boy so perhaps somebody can explain this to me.

Steve Jobs unironically knew what the fuck he was doing didn't he?

Ever since he died I've never seen anything come out that I'm impressed with, I just see shit gimmicks like this. That fucking touch bar looks awful, who would want that?

off to the gym lads

want anything?

>>66760381
In what way?

>>66760187
haha, excellent post my friend!

>>66760427
your bottled sweat

>>66760437
>all natural brunettes

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>>66760424
apple announced a new Pro with no ports, no magsafe, shitty keyboard and touch pad, no ethernet, no function keys, very thin and fragile, and a 'touch bar' instead of a touch screen which is a separate device from the laptop itself and runs WatchOS instead of MacOS

>>66760427
>going to the gym at 8am on a sunday
normie

don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still janny from the block

jaysus two cats are leppin at eachother outside me house

hope the smaller cat wins

could get a kitten soon but me da hates 'em n me uncle will just drown
'em

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>>66760426
>Steve Jobs unironically knew what the fuck he was doing didn't he?
yes
there's a reason he saved apple from irrelevancy in the 2000s and basically set the aesthetic of a decade

If WWII didn't happen would people think of the Kaiser like Hitler?

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>>66760458
>mini computer serving the function of a widget and the top row of keyboard eating up battery life

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>>66760493
rate my cat

>>66760502
the germans only a few war crimes in belgium

very few people cared in comparison to the 6 trillion

>>66760510
is he pooing?

he's very cute :3 if a bit furry

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Thanks, lads.

>>66760510
cute

wouldn't mind snuggling with your cat

*unzips dick*

>>66760541
sick perverted freak

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laughing at Apple is good banterr

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>>66760534
she liked being in the bathroom

>>66760541
she'd snuggle u

>>66760112
Who is this handsome Strayan?

>>66760558
I've never owned a single apple product because I'm poor ;_;

>>66760558
>>66760495
normie revolt against apple on the horizon lads

>>66760572
Ipod classic is the only good thing.

>>66760572
>UK
>poor

>>66760565
>she
and here i thought i could identify cats sexes just by looking at them

once i get my cat it'll be cuter than yours :3

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>>66760580
love it
hopefully they get their heads out of their asses.
I despise windows and really hate the idea of them becoming an even bigger buy in town.

its a bit mental to think about how much influence apple had in the 2000s

haha why is god punishing the italians what have they done now

>>66760502
People are already inclined to see Kaiser as a proto-Hitler

If WWII didn't happen he'd be seen the same way as other men of his era

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Fucking russians

>>66760634
Haven't taken enough refugees

>>66760458
I saw you can buy a version without the touch bar, does that still have the original keys?

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Get a load of this lads!

Hahahahahaha

>>66760565
Post more of your cat
she is VERY cute

going in for the kill on the chubby gyal

once 4chan gets emojis i wonder what will happen

>>66760621
under certain leadership the company will become a veritable cult (more so than it already is) with macrumors (sic) as their stormfront

they increase prices, and pull as much fuckery as possible to squeeze every dollar from their shrinking and loyal base

jobs was the company

>>66760663
Shouldn't post pics of your mum

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>>66760650
no
and the one without the bar is shit anyways >>66760352

>>66760542
Is this Danang?

>>66760663
Looks like a communist cow to me 2bh

Am NOT a fan

piped a pretty little 17 year old blonde last night lads

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>>66760677
W I N G E D H U S S A R S

>>66760565
>take this fucking thing off my neck or I'll fuck your eyeballs in your sleep cunt I mean it

Unironically want a pixel lads

too bad Telstra (the monopoly ISP here) paid off google so they're the only ones who can sell it in Australia for a while

Fucking already hate Telstra because i'm with them at the moment (changing VERY soon) but i'm not paying a $94 a month when i know if another telco offered it, i could get it for $75.

>>66760666
only 2 pics i have sadly
and i dont have her anymore :-(

>>66760697
thank you I'll be here whole week

have eaten a fuck load of magic mushrooms but have had little results with them

>>66760683
I just checked and you can literally see the keys in that picture

>>66760712
why are new world anglo telecoms so fucking jewed? grinds my gears fucking brits pay a couple of pence for a unlimited data
>>66760721
witamy

>>66760723
enjoying this gimmick

>>66760712
>buying phones on a plan
Peak runt behaviour that is

>>66760712
here you are mate I've got loads of pixels spare

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>>66760723
This is kinda late in the season. You sure they were liberty caps?

just bought a htc m8 32gb off ebay for $250. Fucking does everything

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>>66760731
"witamy" implies very little class division, how rude

I thought Asians understood such nuances

>>66760687
Hoi An

>>66760731
Population density probably

>>66760738
it's literally cheaper in the long run you runt

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>>66760748
filename

still quite drunk but I have important tasks this morning so i'll do my best

>>66760726
that's not the new macbook pro

>>66760731
Doesn't the US get it good as well? Probably just a a Canada and Australia thing.

I've heard from Canadians that rogers are fucking attrocious

>>66760778
>CA$

>>66760784
what kind of tasks? :)

>>66760791
they're literally at parity lad you got fucking ripped

What do people generally use high-powered expensive phones for? I just browse facebook/ read the news mainly.

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>>66760791
autism mate?
>>66760789
America is between Canada and Europe.

like 40 bones a month for a decent plan. Canada you're looking at 60 minimum. And even then its like 1 gig of data or 2. pathetic.

>>66760799
do not reply to me ever again you fat cunt

>>66760809
I just call and text people

mobile internet is a gimmick

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>>66760791
filename

>>66760825
>Brits in charge of not being rude fucks

>>66760770
Not really.
12 quid a month sim, sell it after a year for 80% of what you bought it for.
Get new one.
You're mad getting tied up for 2 years with a phone or paying a fuckload every month.

>>66760809
I don't need one but they way companies deal with their phones they become useless after so many years
I've been using a 4s for a long time but now its just becoming dire.
memory and apps not working is the big issue

>>66760788
But it is? New production line innit?

>>66760851
That's what I'm asking, what apps do you use?

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put Baulder girls in correct order

>>66760760
I've been there, quite comfy.
Vietnam's easily the best SEA country

>>66760726
>>66760862
oh I thought you meant the second picture i posted.
>>66760830
>CAD is lower than the AUD
dire
wtf is our country even doing? fucking Turdeau has us in freefall.

KEEPIN IT G AINT NUTTIN
YOU AINT GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT
YOU AINT GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT
WATCH A YUNG NIGGA SHOW HIS ASS OUT IN PUBLIC

>>66760862
are you mistaking the hinge for the new gimmick you utter weapon?

>>66760874
barely any now, mostly because my memory is at its limit and many apps dontr work.

mostly just texting/phone and similar messaging apps like watsapp, FB messenger and wechat

>>66760887
It isn't weedman's fault, just global circumstances

>>66760891
>>66760887
trudeau bumped the value of the currency you mong

all that decline is harper's administration

>>66760850
>12 quid a month sim
not here
>sell it after a year for 80% of what you bought it for.
yeah i'm going to be able to sell a $1230 phone for $980 in a year aren't i? Also who buys a brand new phone every year?

you're a literal dumb cunt if you buy a new phone every year. The increase in performance / features is fairly minimal for each iteration.

>>66760908
Harper was shit too
I hate this mess of a country

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>>66760891
No I was asking if there was a version without the touchbar that still retained the original f keys

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>>66760908
>>66760887
pic

>>66760923
the no-touchbar version has shit specs though

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wtf i love diversity now

Hillary and the cia caused the earthquake as a false flag to distract everyone from her investigation

>>66760937
Why does it only have 2 ports
Surely the cost to include two more is almost negligible.

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hmmm

>>66760980
>ireland multi-millionaires

you mean yank CEOs in dublin?

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>>66760968
>2 ports
and shit battery life so one port must be used for the charger
not to mention dongles for anything you want to connect.

>>66760991
>yank
I think you mean Irish Americans returning to their ancestors homeland la

>>66760746
yee i think they were liberty caps

thought they were magic mushrooms??

ask for a light so you can hit em with their hand in their pocket

>>66761026
neat tip, this post smells of an irish flag however

is ireland's economy anything more than american businesses looking for a low tax rate?

>>66760959
Nice cropping

>>66761056
also horses

Wondered why it was so quiet on the road, completely forgot to turn my clock back

>>66761056
Muh heritage tourism and immigrants trying to sneak into Britain via the Irish border too

>>66761062
needed some more white in it

>>66761071
>needing to turn it back manually

hey 1989 called, it wants its clocks back

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>>66760959
>richmond hill
Sad!
it used to be a nice place

>>66761084
The computer and phone did, but the wall clock is analogue (as apparently is the 10 year old car clock)

>tfw Daylight Savings Time doesn't end for us until a week from now

>>66761104
started for us literally a month ago

poms and yanks are so fucking out of touch with reality its mental

>>66761056
computers and pharmaceuticals

considering our gnp is much higher than Britains it's pretty class being my generation of irish

>>66761104
been sittin here wondering if it was actually 4:30 or what

Did the clocks go back last night?

>foreigns on this board think we actually give a fuck
silly wank bastards

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>>66761062
It was an attempt to make it unpleasant to view for mobile posters and it worked

On a desktop you click and open in new tab and then click zoom on the pic. It blow up to the perfect size.

It's like DRM for newfags

>>66761131
Very interesting, wasn't Ireland traditionally the Mexico of Anglo countries?

>>66761131
not higher than england's though

dunno why daylight savings changes at different dates when the whole world turns at the same speed

>>66761135
>Did the clocks go back last night?
what a fucking runtish question

*throws you back in the runt-fort*

>>66760154
top 0.1% masterrace reporting in

>>66761135
No, they went back at 1am this morning (it was 2am, but then it magically changed to 1am)

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>tfw to smart to go on 4chan

Good morning, puppets.

*jangles your pathetic wooden bodies by the strings*
Hahaha. Dance for me.

>>66761203
has it served you well?

the mexicanus...

>>66761238
*cuts off string*

just cut the thumb lads
kinda worried it won't stop bleeding

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pasta finished

>>66761263
that looks fucking dire

>>66761263
looks really good
any special herbs & spices? :)

Absolutely screeching at how fucking finished Hillary is

Really hurt the gf again

>chad picks up guitar and the panties drop
ah yes

>>66761290
why you gotta go an do that shit mang?

It's predicted less than 50% of 20 year olds in the UK will ever get married

Had to go out on loan to Newcastle in The Journey despite scoring every game and being nailed on starting xi in the premier league

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>>66761239
not really

>tfw too smart for social relationships
>tfw too smart for school

>>66761334
are you basing this off an internet IQ test?

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MORNIN' GEORGE

>>66761360
no, i had a psychologist conducted iq test at the age of 16 and scored 168

chubby gyal has once again messaged me back
going to ask her out to drinks in 15 minutes

Want a yank gf to slap about

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>>66761385
political beliefs don't correlate with iq

but what are your political beliefs

>>66761402
i've always been slightly left-leaning but i've been reading up on ayn rand lately and it seems like she talked a whole lot of sense

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me & the gf

>>66761419
>>66760039

fully do not care for drinking at all

>ywn get wanked off as you sing karaoke on Japanese tv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh94aDRQAkI&feature=youtu.be&t=975

>>66761155
yee when we were part of the kingdom of england and later as part of the uk

though the analogy is not lost on me

why do you think that?

>>66761162
much largely than the uks

Just found out my gf is a tranny, can't believe she lied to me all these years.

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>>66761419
that is a very typical political progression

if you keep reading with an open mind you will change even further

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Biscuits and gravy for breakfast

Ngl I don't see the appeal

laughing my ass off at /fa/

fashion is so vapid man

that said i like clothes but bloody hell dont over do it, if you don't look good in like a plain tee shirt and shorts from k-mart you don't look good so don't bothr

>>66761521
>ass
fuck off yank

Retiring the Chinese gf gimmick

Thank you all for reading my posts, it's been fun

>>66761489
pic has me in fucking TEARS

>>66761529
cunt who types arse unless you're making a point about it

>>66761521
>if you don't look good in like a plain tee shirt and shorts from k-mart you don't look good

this

all the streetwear kids at my secondary were the virgin inbetweeners type kids who were in limbo between nerds and chads

utter runts

Swag is for kids

Morning lads

>>66761532
Is this from the same creator of the black gf gimmick?

>>66761485
very creepy avatarposting

what is the metamorphosis you speak of lad

>>66761593
Morning pal

Nah, different people

>>66761575
yeah plus a '''''''fashionable''''''' lifestyle is completely illusory, so is coolness or whatever

at some point everyone trips over or drops milk everywhere and makes a fucking scene at the shops

only one's ability and actions are true

>>66761489
Made me chuckle a little.

>>66761521
/fa/ is literally autistic sad mongs in yank flyover states spending their entire summer earnings on tricky rick that they only wear to 7/11 and panera bread and maybe 1 or 2 rich lads in NY

>>66761611
chads LITERALLY wore sweatpants to school at got their dicks sucked in the bathroom

those runts stood no chance with 300 dollar shoes

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>>66761606
if you keep an open mind and just keep reading more and more facts eventually you will come to certain conclusions as i myself have

you have to avoud being stuck in any echo chambers though and regularly seek out opposing opinions for it to truly work

>>66761646
>muh dick!

fashion isn't about other people it's about the person wearing it

>>66761646
i've got a very expensive wardrobe of designer sportswear and outdoorswear and i justify it by having paid for none of it, but i prettymuch only wear shorts and tee or hoodie because anything else is too much

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>if you keep an open mind and just keep reading more and more facts eventually you will come to certain conclusions as i myself have

>you have to avoud being stuck in any echo chambers though and regularly seek out opposing opinions for it to truly work

>>66761695
go to bed kid

>>66761694
i wasnt the guy getting my dick sucked pham

For all indents on possesses

>>66761677
and what conclusion did you come to? anarchy? fascism? marxism? radical gimmick?

let oz know x

-leaf

Best fragrance?

>>66761719
one of the conclusions is that god exists : - )

so lonely
so alone

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ffs haven't slept and the girlfriend wants to go to the sunday market and watch a film after

listening to Andrew Neil's Desert Island Disks whilst looking for some incest JAVs

just asked the chubby gyal out to drinks lads

>>66761762
the smell of your hands after rubbing your balls vigorously when you haven't showered in three days

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>>66761754
no reach it urself gaylord

browsing on my PC

oh the Irish?

Hmm, not a fan my friends, NOT a fan

Australians need to fuck off.

howling at the fact the UN hasn't deleted ireland yet

don't give him any yous lads

>>66761888
>>66761867
>>66761824
>>66761789
fuck

OFF

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the gf

>>66761916
>>66761888
>>66761867
>>66761824
>>66761789
FOO

The day can't come soon enough when women will take charge.

Public policy will not be decided by dick pix, Tic Tacs, grab-assers or the GOP

Having some morning tea and toast lads

>>66761924
fighters?

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> be /brit/
> be as non-British as Britain itself
poetry, my lads, poetry

Very interesting talk about the whole clothing thing lads

I spend a lot of money on it all desu, though anybody who thinks it will make them attract girls is deluded, aside from maybe a small minority who like fashion. If I didn't spend my money on clothes it would only go on drugs or something and I enjoy buying clothes. I have thousands worth, but most of the time I just wear a hoodie and tracksuit bottoms haha. Will probably kill myself soon anyway so it doesn't particularly matter

>>66761789
has yet to respond
might have gone in too early

Lads the clocks have gone back

>>66761924
It's actually Fu

As in Fu Manchu

have had multiple girls say they were attracted to me because of my style

>>66761982
what do dress like turborunt

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z3mTTQfeNi
make noises like this lads

my style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiRPBCiJg2c

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taking the runt for a walk, love the bloody thing desu

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>>66761982
expensive but subtle I guess?

>>66762009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gBVSS6dNJe

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>>66761975
>sunset in 6 hours

Now referring to her as the Chinese ex gf until it's blown over and I can finally cremate the gimmick and throw the remains off the white cliffs of Dover

Literal psycho boyos, currently lying in bed with her haha definitely going home soon

>>66761982
i remember you you had the flash daks and lived in sydney
>>66762038
thats like big w or something isn't it

>>66762038
terrible. now fuck off

>>66762038
i could cop an identical fit for under $100 shoes included

you're a twink btw, they were complimenting you in a gay bestie kind of way

>>66762040
>>66762009

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the much beloved gf

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>>66762065
dunno it's an old pic

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>>66762038
nice, rate me

might have a poo, what do you lads think?

>>66762009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CbzhPuzTht

would you date an 18 year old girl who is literally 4'10

>>66762085
i'd shove that smartwater bottle so far up her arse it would neutralise her stomach acid

>>66762078
I mean girls I put my willy inside laddo

>>66762107
yeah definitely a homo

>>66762038
are they acne jeans?

>>66762099
too much man, there are better and less vain ways to express yourself

i think the consumerism element of fashion bothers me as well alot

>>66762107
hmm very nice and handsome looking lad

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NIWHzZVqJ2

SCREECHING

In a yank nightclub. Literally a load of black lads dancing around white women. How can you combat this when they look so cool

>>66762142
>consumerism
has this word ever been used by a non rorke

afternoob

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bznxx12Ptl0

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fHN6Qvkf1m

>>66762142
I don't bother with brands anymore whatsoever tbqh
going to sell a lot of it too
pretty much only wear black cords, black docs and then a tucked in shirt or plain tshirt now

man got a text back
to tell me she can't see me haha

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>>66762199
screaming

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> that one British bender who posts normie music in every fucking thread

>>66762195
kill yourself

why is their an applegoy shilling macs itt

>>66762233
asked why and been ignored again
ahh the so-called normie life

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>>66762263
Come kill me

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STOP FUCKING IGNORING MY POSTS FFS

people in the flat upstairs vacuum every sunday morning. really fucks me off, the woman doesn't even work, she could do it literally any other time or day but it's always sunday morning when i'm trying to have a nice lie in.

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the gee ef

watching homer at the bad lads

probably my favourite simpsons epidode

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Best waifu reporting in

daily reviewbrah ---> https://youtu.be/olqzbrzSZUM

Vacuuming the floor lads, hopefully pissing off the fucking runt bender downstairs haha

*bangs on the ceiling with a broom*

>>66762038
ahahahahahah

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>actual child pornography being posted on /tv/
>janny on /int/ throws his hotpockets out of the pram if someone has the temerity to make a thread 2 minutes early

>>66762406
*stomps on the floor in response*

hahaha fucking cunt, eat shit

>>66762171
how about stop posting on /brit/ in a fucking nightclub you sponge

>>66762417
i believe he prefers the term volunteer full time content curator at 4chan inc.

might just go have a wank to stop caring for 10 minutes

>>66762199
great post

playing a binaural recording through some runt's walls to make it sound like someone is hoovering upstairs haha

>>66762335
Never had any idea who the bb players are but it's still a really comfy episode

>>66762379
I like his pizza reviews the best, he should do more of them.

>>66762417
it makes me feel like a loser when I realise im sharing this site with literal pedos

>>66762433

I'm out now :D

proceeding with the wank

state of yanks

pound shop cascadia

>>66762171
>getting signal in a nightclub


Hmm

more like state of wanks

>>66762466
yeah he should stick burgers and pizzas
Who the fuck needs a review of chicken nuggets

>>66762490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reAZiJlEuL8

this is literally my life every day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOHDkIxyu2A&t=4

>>66762492
>replying to 15 minute old yank post

kysmm

>>66762539
same lad

Had a dream last night that I accidentally posted a picture up on 4chan but in the picture I was really fucking fat (I'm a twig irl) and I got loads of (you)s saying stuff like 'the state of you' and calling me fat

Then I woke up and fell asleep again and I had some sort of argument and woke myself up by shouting

Looking like the ReviewBrah experiment trial 1 will be happening within the month lads

looks like another day off sitting at my computer playing vidya and shitposting

I wish I had something better to do

ah yes everyones saving their post for the new thread.

well lads the time has come for me to go and do a very large poo so i will be afk for a moment as i switch from laptop to phone. i will be sure to keep you all updated on the progress of my poo.

>>66762623
thanks for letting us know reviewbrah

Praying for Italy (not the blacks ones though)

>>66762674
I am also doing literally nothing for Italy

*walks*

>>66762683
shameful

didnt visit /brit/ all of yesterday. what did i miss?

>>66762683
subtle 'dora post

>>66762714
Amir's suicide

>>66762714
new kev video

>>66762725
srs?

the last thing i saw him say was that he was downloading the anarchists cookbook.

The fuck is a rant, where did that word come from? Fucking hell, if a man thinks about something, and voices his thoughts, man say "rant"

doing a VERY girthy poo lads

>>66762751
HOWLING

didn't see him say this, wonder what he's planning

any notts man about?

>>66762761
>>66762761
>>66762761

>>66762770
>>66762770
>>66762770