top fun edition
free /brit/ and ban paddy
>>66655271
wtf it's a good jaw
wanna top myself
Post your favourite crisps
Fuck off Matt you black cunt
>>66655342
You look like a proper twink, would probably bum you hard.
Your shoes untied mate.....AND youve dropped your gay card. Btw if your hand is bigger than your face that means you have cancer. Haha pinch punch first of the month no returns. Oi its (you)'s birthday lads ahaha I'll give you 20 pounds *gives you 200 birthday beats* whoops aha always was shit at maths *does 20 more* ahh thats better *suddenly lunges at you so you fall over my friend crouched behind you* hehe *everyone bundles on you* wayy dickhead *empties your bag* *breaks your ruler in half* *unscrews all your pens so they leak* *breaks all your pencil leads* *rips your rubber to bits* *throws your PE kit in the girls changing rooms* *pours your capri sun all over your books* *throws your shoes on the roof* *stabs you in the neck with a chisel*
>>66655513
>>66655530
<you two
>tfw the catties keep calling off your phone
>>66655342
Would knock you out cold mate
>>66655577
alri paul
>>66655577
Your eyes look like sewerage, you shitskin cunt.
Fucking hell lads
11,000 posts left until the get
Can any of you nerds calculate an ETA?
are we rating each other's faces now?
>>66655570
haha, me on the left. fuck off matt
>>66655577
MAYNE STREEM MEDIER
>>66655342
alri powerbottom supertwink
>After all I am a high value male being a mentor in a call centre.
>There are people who have had their homes broken into by 'law enforcement' who force them into cold cells because they plant seeds and grow the 'wrong' PLANT
>There are people who force feed fully conscious animals the flesh of their own kind to unnaturally promote growth
>The same people then slaughter the animals after years of living in a small cage force feeding for faster growth and faster production
REALLY should make you think. If you support this then you seriously need to re-evaluate your life.
>66655555
>66655555
>66655555
>66655555
>66655555
LELGIUM DONE IT NAOW
why are the french so pretentious?
>>66655513
what?
>>66655685
hippie drug addicts OUT
>>66655704
how would I know
>>66655689
alri Mr Aquafresh
rate my new pic lads
>>66655640
this is a slow board
probably in 4 or 5 am uk time
>>66655530
>>66655671
bumder
lads I've got a 100 word essay that I've been given a week to do and it's due tomorrow, I haven't even started it
>>66655555
can't wait for the 66666666<<
>>66655737
you're fucked mate haha
Oh fuck off you boring harlot. You forget you were some two-bob slapper on Babestation before you were attacked and have now profited from your injuries you attention-seeking bint.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3878636/It-s-distasteful-offensive-make-temporary-scars-disfigurements-Acid-attack-survivor-Katie-Piper-BLASTS-Halloween-gore-overs-impassioned-outpouring.html
>>66655449
wait aren't those chips
>>66655704
because the rest of the world don't want to ascend
>>66655737
here, let me help you:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Just got this on normiebook
I remember when me and the boys used to bully the goons at school haha good times
>>66655342
You look turkish
>>66655762
>Injury shaming
>injury appropriation
Oh fuck off you rorke cunt
>>66655342
facial features look paki
>>66655342
You aren't anglo pal
>>66655628
Lol would instantly deck your pathetic face if I ever saw you believe that x
>>66655762
Do love a bit of BLASTING
>>66655794
I remember when me and the lads used to wank each other off in the locker room haha
>>66655796
>>66655824
>>66655853
what the fuck!!!!!
>Mentoring the runts at work
>Girl gets off the phone and goes on break
>Skirt is above her knees
>Comes back from her break
>Skirt is halfway above the thighs
Think she's doing it on purpose desu. After all I am a high value male being a mentor in a call centre.
>>66655762
coalburners never learn
>>66655745
Hope it ends up being that lithuanian who always /balt/s and post anime desu
>>66655822
Fuck off Piper you tedious little shit
>This thread
Men
doing a poo lads
>>66655871
is she good looking
>>66655862
Iranian then?
>>66655628
Why do you hate nige?
>>66655855
Speak sense, shitskin.
>>66655915
Anglo/Italian
>>66655908
>muh husband
Off to the Chipper lads
>>66655908
Ha ha very funny
classic 2bqh
Ah yes
the eternal yank *shits* again
UKIP?!
might have a beer lol what am I like
>>66655959
No thanks, U KIP it
>>66655934
Definitely southern italian as you look distinctly arabic
>>66655934
You're 100% Dago mate
>>66655959
United Kingdom Inane Populists
>>66655914
Yes, naturally
>>66655941
>not Chipsmith
pleb
>>66655726
>>66655729
Not what I wanted to hear
Someone better claim it for /brit/
Right
So I'm in this thread and I noticed multiple british friends posting. Let me ask you, do you want to cum over here?
>>66655959
>this man is unironically a multimillionaire
This country is fucked
>>66656003
I'd love to honestly.
>>66655930
Post picture muhammad
>>66655959
God i hate that lazy eyed autist
>>66655981
yeah Sicilian
*observational comedy*
>>66655959
came in the shop the other day, bloke is ripped
Payslip came in today
Pay a grand to the taxman each month haha isn't that great
Love that the money I've earned goes to people that don't deserve it with no consent from me
Fuck taxes
If you keep your fish in anything more than 10 litres you're a fucking faggot
>>66655871
I worked for a call centre for a few months and a girl who sat next to kept flashing her knickers at me. Yes I shagged her
>>66656091
how many pints is that
>>66656110
*spoon-feeds you warm diarrhoea*
>>66656071
how did you earn your money?
>>66656108
FONT
>>66656108
work at a call centre and nothing close to this has happened
a girl offered to do a market stall with me and have me her number I guess
>>66656108
did you shag at work
I miss my slightly retarded cat that'd always run outside when it's raining and run back in meowing a lot because it's wet so then you'd have to dry it with a towel
>>66656141
Work at a call centre
sean lock is a funny man
no over the top bollocks
>>66656071
how much do you earn to pay a grand in tax every month ffs
me with my legs back-to-front
love it when you go for a piss and theres a shitstain you can aim at and wash away 2bh
>>66656133
18 pints
>>66655778
bloody french
i love you twats
>>66656178
Tell us what happened to him la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_PZvjJCvQE
>>66656043
Do you make kebabs?
dr.poo
does everyone in /brit/ work at a call centre now or is this some new meta-gimmick i'm unaware of
>>66656193
i like the car in the back, prefer the mini when talking small cars though
>>66655762
still would tbf
got no mates haha lads
>>66656154
It was a really trashy place full of fuck ups and sluts, I only worked there for extra spending money.
>>66656246
every directionless arrogant student works in a call centre mate
*stands in your way*
>>66656182
not sure if meme
>>66656246
Think its a meta-gimmick
>>66656174
>>66656071
FOB
>>66656231
She got old and got cancer, so my mum had her put down.
>yeah, boss. had to flee for my life across the entire middle east and the whole european continent
bewrh0garjvar0jvaer0bjs0vjwnre0bwn0'w<rn0'einrbpnaierbeapbirn3p45ng53wp9h8gnaepynbaerbnpoéaebnioea5npéoni?
>>66656246
not me mate im still flying high as a machine operator supervisor
>>66656174
No, there were cameras everywhere in that place. I shagged her at my house after a drunken night out
>>66656283
good one 2bqh
>ywn fuck a girl in the supply closet at work
>>66656296
*punches you in the gut*
*pulls down pants*
*farts in your face then lets go little logs of shit all over him*
*sits down*
*shits lava all over him*
*drops pants and runs away ass naked*
>>66656346
>closet
FOY
>>66656273
make way! make way!
>>66656346
>closet
FOY
>>66656346
>closet
OUT
what the fuck is this
>>66656346
all the women in my work are rotters
wtf
>>66656362
my thought process was:
>supply closet? going to get FOYed for this
>supply wardrobe? nah definitely not right going to have to be closet
*presses submit*
>fuck sakes its a fucking store room
>>66656395
me : ^ )
>>66656346
haha kenboy here comes the gift....
*runs up to you and humps your man ass furiously*
>>66656266
there's some bufftings at my work tbqh
just don't talk to anyone and going to start looking for a new job soon enough anyway
>>66656190
>>66656287
46 grand
Only take home 2800 a month, imagine how it feels to pay a GRAND each month to fucking dole scrounger pakis
>>66656430
it's a cupboard you fucking dunce
>>66656395
ad space
I'm a domesticated yank
>>66656410
outer heaven?
>>66655762
she paid the toll
>>66656273
*pulls out mineral water*
Just ordered my BBQ ranch domino's pizza
>>66656457
>cupboard
wtf
a cup board? how does that make sense?
daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs
Twitter is shutting down Vine
>>66656273
w2c whole fit
>>66656492
>ranch
FOY
>>66656444
good wedge tbf
you should start paying into a pension to avoid some tax
>>66656511
>those vine "celebrities" without a career now
>>66656444
Nice work wagie.
>>66656494
Cupboarding is like water boarding but more kinky and less painful while not being as demanding as surfboarding
fuck you gook moot I don't come to 4chan for Donald Trump video advertisements
>>66656492
Should have said. I have a £15 voucher to give away
wtf?
>>66656430
STATIONARY CUPBOARD
jesus
Updated the blog
Uni principal has a wordpress blog
Considering "liking" or "following" him, maybe even leaving a comment saying I learned a lot reading his blog, how about you check out mine?
the agenda for tomorrow:
get the hair cut
get the ears pierced
see if I can get +1'd to this party
ask out the Scottish bint
listen to some Townes van Zandt
>>66656511
RIP black culture
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/may/17/black-users-on-vine-celebrating-blackness-6-seconds-at-a-time
>>66656570
what's wrong la?
>>66656551
Then fuck off back to plebbit
>>66656539
I pay £150 into my pension each month, have been since I was 20 (I'm 22 now)
Btw I live in London, can't even afford a mortgage on a 5 metre squared studio flat with this salary
>>66656581
how is it related to cups or boards? and if i google image search "cupboard" then small wardrobes appear
Selfridges >>> POWER GAP >>>beetham 'tower'
>>66656631
no fuck you. I've spent the past decade on this website and now I'm watching it be ruined by some chink
rule britannia
>>66656683
what does this monstrosity look like from within
>>66656626
wtf
>>66656694
If you're a self-respecting yank you would vote for Trump
>>66656683
christ
london is hideous
>>66656611
Get deported you utter runt
>tfw too intelligent for this age of humanity
>actually paying into a pension
>actually wanting to be a old biddy sat in a puddle of your own piss
>>66656757
was that a serious post. i cannot tell
>If you're a self-respecting yank you would vote for Trump
>>66656738
me crouching in the blue
>>66656694
>you will never be banned by moot again
>>66656744
I'm writing in Bernie
>>66656757
embarrassing
>click bait articles on the top of 4chan now
ffs
this gook is literally killing the site
>>66656694
turn on adblock ffs
>>66656842
considering sending a harshly worded email
>>66656842
pay a 4chan pass and enable ad block lol
forgot to add my
GIVE ME SYMPATHY OR I WILL KILL MYSELF
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/
>>66656832
sorry
i'm always confusing birmingham and london
hard to tell them apart
>>66656856
>>66656881
I shitpost from bed on mobile, there aren't any good ad block broswers for android
me flying into the concrete and smashing my face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV28AL0k1kY
>>66656824
>write in
>tfw no qt3.14 northern english rural gf to come home after a long day at the office and have dinner with as the rain taps on the window and thunder and lightning dart across the sky. As dinner ends, you will never dance with her to corny 80's music like The Smiths and The Cure as you laugh at each other's poor dancing skills until the power gets cut and you are holding her in the dark and engage in some slow foreplay with her until you both start getting a bit more cold since no heat is on and you hustle upstairs into the bedroom and strip as fast as you humanly can and start making passionate love with her for the purpose of procreation in the missionary position and then lay down next to her under a number of wooly sheets in a frigid moonlit room in which the moonlight shines off her petite fit body and you fall asleep with her in your arms
>>66656942
based
Thoughts?
>>66656934
London is the second greatest city on Earth, Birmingham is an awful shithole that the government neglects
>>66656965
he still has a chance, the media just won't show it
>>66656942
me getting on the bus before the fat bint
>>66656927
>he still hasn't offed himself
It's only a matter of time now
business idea: deport every non white in europe to america then all american/canadian/australian/new zealand/south african whites move to europe and whats left of the countries are nuked
*withholds sympathy*
>>66656992
>Birmingham is an awful shithole
yeah that's why i always confuse it with london
>>66656991
only feelings of disgust
>London is the second greatest city on Earth
and the first would be?
>>66657028
>>66656992
Birmingham is the victim of a evil smear campaign
>>66656974
Impressive post
>>66656974
Bender
the brumspiracy nut is back
>>66657050
Paris
>>66656991
needs more roundabouts
>>66656947
Use the clover app, no ads on it.
>>66657083
>buying into the smear campaign
hello sheeple
brum was made ugly on purpose so it couldn't compete with london
>>66657024
why is he a gimmick?
>tin of mackerel fillet in spicy tomato sauce on toast before the gym
fucking yes lads
desperately want britain to be about british
london was filled with pakis on purpose so it could compete with brum
Remember when those girls found out we were observing their twitter and they visited /brit/?
Thought at least one of us were going to get arrested.
>>66657194
tesco?
love those
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVCfQ6Lyoo0
my cat spends a lot of time looking at the wall....
>>66657236
Fuck off Pan Head
>>66657278
is your cat a northerner
rorke TOLD
>>66657194
runt
>gym
lamo u shitty genetic untermensch
trump is unironically winning
New
>>66657278
Kill it, They're paki pets anyway
>>66657295
t. skinny-fat mong
>>66657249
saino's la
>>66657293
that may just be the case
>>66657334
wish you'd stop saying that
>>66657194
I'm sure the gym bunnies will be mirin your lifts over the oppressive fishy pong you'll be expelling
>>66657314
ol' donny fartbox is going to make me a cool 200 squid
*gets daily dose of Milo Yinnopolois*
Ah yes very impressive.
glad i don't like in a country occupied by americunts
>>66657351
cats are for pakis
>>66657357
>girls near the free-weights area
um try again sweetie x
*dabs*
Might have to pop down sainsbury's and get some smoked mackerel...
What sort of time frame are we looking at for the GET?
glad i don't live in a country occupied by americunts
>>66657337
nah lad just your genetically superior ubermensch
god if i could have sex with myself i would, im a wonder to behold, the peak of human physical conditioning
>>66657384
*gets daily dose of Stefan Molyneux*
Feels good to be intellectually superior
>>66657415
Nice
feeling nostalgic about vine
>>66657391
>>66657334
ah yes the belligerent militant dog owner brand of rorke.
>we should let refugee children die because they happen to have a skin pigmentation you don't like
this is LITERALLY what /brit/ believes
not going to attempt to get the get because I don't want to ruin /int/ history
>have to go to london for work next week
*listens to fleetwood mac*
MMMMMMMM
>>66657415
>pay $900 million for a soccer player
>only dabs 33% of the time he scores
what a waste of money
got called a jimmy saville tribute act in mothercare
>>66657467
I don't own any pets, but cats are confirmed paki pets
snapped this cheeky pic of the gf a while ago, just found it in my phone
brits are subhuman
Morals
>>66657506
me on the bed
>>66657516
did a paki diddle you as a child or something?
>>66657517
fuck off. you've posted this at least four times already
Rhymes is rugged like burnt buildings in Harlem
The Ol Dirty Bastard from the Temple of Shaolin
Dirty to the brain like drops of acid rain
Clang, clang, clang, rhymes pluckin at your brain
So take a sip from the cup of death
And when you're shaking my right hand, I'll stab you with the left
>>66657517
>tfw my gf has no arse
Found out the gf has twitter lads
https://twitter.com/osrs_trance?lang=en-gb
>>66657488
If you decide to post on /brit/ there next week you will, statistically, be black.
>>66657540
>>66657506
I love the symbolism in this picture, the old, sick, frail dying white man, on his death bed surrounded by strong, handsome and healthy black men.
@66657577
you fuck off too, you subhuman nigger
>these pakis with cats getting triggered
>>66655577
I'd kill you cunt, I'm on the left
6'4 brick shithouse etc etc
cats are just big rats.
>>66657633
dumb phoneposter
>>66657636
brown girl is alright
>>66657601
good to know
i'll bring the gf too and then she'll be statistically black
>>66657488
Can I go with you?
NATO Russia war when?
>>66657636
right looks like a qt
get it hahah
>>66657669
>>66657659
You wouldn't dare say it to my face, I'm a proud celt
the cat hate poster is poleaboo
>>66657682
Statistically your girlfriend will be a coal burner.
>>66657652
say that online not to my face then see what happens
>>66657633
me on the right, can confirm the lad is a monster
>>66657669
>>66657703
>>66657709
Why isn't he dead yet?
>>66657714
based
>>66656351
Good post mate
>>66657632
>only pakis own cats
don't understand this gimmick
I guarantee the cat hater is black
Me at a party lads
>>66657770
In Islam cats are deemed clean but dogs are not. Its why they are common in Egypt and other places. Dont know if the cat hater knows that though desu
Nice one Hirohito, very nice
I guarantee cat owners on here are pakis
What are the best films/documentaries on Nazi Germany?
the cat-hate poster is poleaboo
>>66657709
this explains a lot
really makes you think
it's inevitable that i'll be wanking to tranny porn tonight
>>66657826
$2,000,000 Oirish dollars
>>66657826
>"video"
What did they mean by this
Wifes son is running around the house again lads
not a fan of this blairite gimmick
my darkweb order still isn't here
>>66657826
what's the video lad
quick tell us before its banned
cheeky borderlands play
>>66657826
How can I be an Irish secretary?
>>66657833
Get you're coat
george bush was a war criminal and so was tony blair
>>66657858
>There are people who STILL think Trump won't win
Russia will take Ukraine and may make a grab for the Baltics too, but at least he won't start WW3
>>66657770
it's because they're allowed in the quran because they clean themselves a lot, and they also hunt vermin
>>66657826
>Irish billionaires
Can't say I know many
>>66657709
nope
drinking mud
Going to have a nice glass of elderflower cordial in the bath, shave my legs and bum and then curl up on the sofa in front of a film
x
>>66657858
he'll win because:
>he's the "change" candidate
>populist policies
>he's not hillary clinton
>>66657825
is that why they worshipped cats in ancient egypt?
drinking mud because the quran forbids it
why can't this subhuman american stop posting so much and make space for posts that are actually worth reading
>paki forces child rape victim to take photo
Pretty obvious that was going to happen
>triggered cat owners crying
your dirty animal is vermin scum and i will crush it under my wheels first chance i get, TRUST ME
>>66657929
Very Romanian skin tone
>>66657957
Can I curl up and cuddle with you?
>>66657953
Not a fan of French wine either lad
>>66657993
disabled are you? haha
should i shave?
>>66657858
Nate Silver is supposed to be decent at predicting in. Trumpfags will rage at this
http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/?ex_cid=2016-election
>>66657970
>Ancient Egypt
>Islam
Fuck off uneducated twat. But yeah ive no idea why Cats are liked in egyptian culture also i just know Muslims like them as pets.
>>66657970
fuck off hue
>>66657927
shes not a real muslim
>>66658000
its my light desu
ceiling lights broken so i've only got my shitty bedside one
>>66657826
>moot runs 4chan for a decade with like no ads or anything
>4chan is now more mainstream than its ever been
>gookmoot still cant keep it afloat
Ah yes
Howling at are theroux
https://youtu.be/1NBVQB-Srpw
>66657982
this post wasted a minute of my life to read
pakis actually love falcons for some reason
they're even allowed to bring them on planes in paki countries like UAE, dubai, qatar etc
mad
>>66658004
yes x
>>66657993
Cats are wonderful animals.
What sort of person hates animals of any kind?
>>66657929
Alright little baby hands what's happnin mate
>>66658063
Can I slip my big willy into your bum too?
>>66658077
>What sort of person hates animals of any kind?
pakis and psychopaths
>>66657932
i always figured ukraine would rather be part of russia than part of yurup
>>66657826
link to video?
still prefer the american to the brazilian
absolutely shitty poster desu
pakis like cats because cats ritualistically clean themselves like muslims do, so even cats are allowed in mosques
What's that word that sounds like 'concede' but means 'I agree'
>>66658103
I might need to bite my pillow and let out a little whimper if you do..... x
>>66658137
concur?
moving to Ostland lads
>>66658077
>Cats are wonderful animals.
spotted the paki
>>66658137
concur
>>66658137
concur
>>66658137
concur
>>66658137
concrete?
ah yes the so renowed swedish quality posts which can be found in abundance in this thread
>>66658137
concur
>>66658149
I'll be gentle if you like...
>>66658175
>>66658172
>>66658171
>>66658170
>>66658150
like moths to a flame
>>66658137
conquer
Heard someone was living without morals
>>66658137
concur
>>66658170
>>66658171
>>66658172
Very eager to help someone in need
>>66658175
Spastic
>>66658195
all me
the kitter when she was just a pup
fell asleep on my ballbag haha
loool this record isn't on the 'seek and is £2800 on discogs.
whats that thing deaf people use to read?
>>66658137
conquer
>>66658137
conka
brazilian scumbag
>>66657609
bit egotistic 2bh
>>66658220
can think of much better things you can buy for that kind of money
>>66658219
ugly cat
>>66658219
>kitter
>>>/r/eddit
>>66658219
Should have put its head between a door and slammed it haha
Drop the fucking gimmicks you sad cases cats are cute little fluffy things, especially little kittens
If I ever caught one of you sad acts intentionally harming a cat I'd beat you up and down the street
imagine using a postage stamp with Adolf Hitler's head on it
the thought of it
>>66658077
if you like cats then you must hate birds
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21236690
kill yourselves bandwagon jumpers
>>66658137
I prefer the Mexican to all non-brits
>>66658219
decent bulge not gay
>>66658296
fuck off yank
ah yes, work tomorrow. Love a bit of work, me.
oh no wait that's wrong I hate it
wish I could get my hands on you
would kill you where you stand 2bh
>>66658024
>chances of winning changes in day by day
>will probably just put it at 50/50 on the actual day just to be sure
Yeah, I predicted Leicester would win the league because I changed it before the final match when they were guaranteed to win anyway.