/brit/

i wanna kill myself ur thoughts

Yes, finally a good edition

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The dinner (picture for illustrative purposes only)

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the gf

Her hair is NOT good.

>>66653341
don't have any of that sorry

what does it even taste like?

>>66653323
what kpop is this

How do I get a boyfriend lads? Preferably without using dating sites or going to grimy bars.

Fuck Korea

>>66653368
how do normies who aren't chads settle for this??

You guys should feel so good not being American. I want to kill myself everyday.

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>>66653372

>>66653394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QslJYDX3o8s

sobriety?

yeah nah, not a fan

>>66653398
Are you a bottom?

its literally illegal to be white in america hahahahahaha

oh say can you see hahahahahahaha

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should I shave?

Candice

business idea: liberate australia and return it to the abos

>>66653428
relax unless you live in detroit it can't be that bad

Moving to Dublin in 2017 lads

>>66653442
Bottom and top.

>>66653323
Cute socks :3

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lads

>>66653488
you'll fit in with all the other muck and darkies

>>66653483
I live in a place where I can literally go weeks without seeing a black person, but it is still that bad. People on 4chan just like to blame minorities for all their problems.

>>66653347
Me too, let's do a pact

business idea: bully amir into killing himself

>>66653483
think he's that eireboo

I moved to the US from italy when I was 10 and haven't even considered moving back to Europe.

If you aren't poor its probably one of the best countries to live in

business idea: liberate the U.K. and return it to the pakis

>>66653491
bit gay

need to put my clothes in the wash but im too busy wearing them

what regnal name will charlie take

>>66653398
I'll go out with you if you're not a dickhead or into weird sex stuff

>>66653428
sounds exactly like my experience with being australian

>>66653509
I'm in an Irish-Angloman you cunt

Just because my family moved to the eastern isle for a generation doesn't make me any less irish than you

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Americans

>"White" refers to a person having origins in any of the original peoples of Europe, the Middle East or North Africa. It includes people who indicated their race(s) as "White" or reported entries such as Irish, German, Italian, Lebanese, Arab, Moroccan or Caucasian.

>Additionally, people who reported Muslim (or a sect of islam such as Shi'ite or Sunni), Jewish, Zoroastrian, or Caucasian as their "race" in the "Some other race" section, without noting a country of origin, are automatically tallied as White

>>66653562
Great! It's a date then.

>>66653581
would you rather be a jf you poof?

i've had sex with at least 50 girls and i'm only 21

>>66653595
Wait, are you Poleaboo?

>>66653546
the paki punisher

Business idea: invest in the north

>>66653590
fun fact: Iran used to be blonde like germany before arabs invaded

>>66653617
No

>>66653522
australia is better imo, lived in the US for 3 mo. and it was definitley good and above the memes but idk it didn't feel as good

took a cock up the arse earlier was hilarious haha if only the lads were around to see it

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Athens? Rome? No my friends. This is Birmingham

>>66653546
He's a fedora ripping twat if he takes anything other than Charles

watching ill manor, is it good?

Business idea: turn /brit/ into an ad hoc gay dating site

>>66653609
anything other than being myself sounds great 2bhwyfamilia

>>66653590
ah yes, whites are still considered the majority and evil masterminds, really makes sense

genuinely excited for the new season of the walking dead even though i know it's normie-tier as fuck

>>66653611
had sex with 2 and I'm 22
the second had amazing chebs and arse at least

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMCqOQ-a02U

>>66653538
Interested?

>>66653673
>>66653672
>>66653666
>>66653662
lods of ausdralians :ddd

>>66653641
OK good :3 where are we going?

>>66653652
Charles's in the past haven't a great time being King

>>66653686
such a dirty slag

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>>66653688
on

>>66653546
Remember reading a while ago that people theorised he might take something like George, his middle name, since the last couple Charles' haven't been too great but IIRC a friend said he'll probably just be Charles III

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Kabul? Istanbul? Baghdad? No my friends. This is London.

even the road layout in non-London cities are just wrong

its just shit

>>66653662
>>66653666
>>66653672
>>66653673

snap

>>66653643
Probably where your from. I studied in meme city for a bit and I preferred the US to Australia.

Loved it there though.

>>66653650
She wants a man

>>66653699
He won't be either

>>66653686
>when u realise the bbc is rife with cultural marxism and run by jews

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Howling at people with acne tb h

>>66653685
russians aren't human

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>>66653725

>>66653590
>America takes in 10,000,000 refugees
>They say they just got whiter

Screeching

people who have had sex: did you ever think about how some poor soul out there was crushing hard on her and you didn't even consider her more than a hole?

>>66653753
feel dirty looking at this

>>66653753
delete this you cunt

>>66653716
Corbyn will be his Cromwell ha ha

>>66653716
he'll take ahmed mcgoombc, he doesn't want to be an evil racist nazi bigot now does he?

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>>66653728
No?

>>66653765
I got off to it tbqh

>>66653753
a girl told me i should get an eyebrow piercing once

i barely knew her, so i wasn't going to take her advice

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free Palestine

>>66653753
absolutely disgusting

how could you even live like this

how would you resist the temptation to just take a cheese grater to the face

>>66653753
ah no

>>66653785
just look how fucking shit it is

its just a mistake. bomb it

>>66653763
It's even worse when you realise they were 10% of infants in 2011 and probably a fair bit higher now

>>66653696
My place, we'll cuddle up and watch a TV show.

>>66653753
Its not that bad

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>>66653785
>gay village

>>66653804
Greasy cunts who don't shower

The UK needs to start over. It just looks so shitty now. Old tiny cramped housing. ughhh

Buy one get one free tibet

>>66653785
>gay village
wtf northerners?

>>66653753
I get one little spot and I want to kill myself, how the fuck would you live like this? I saw a guy who had acne on his acne, I'd rather burn myself alive

>>66653785
>gay village

>>66653848
but

>MUH GREENBELT

plebs on both sides of the isle

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>>66653811
ah yes much better

oh wait it's just the same

YOOUUU ARRREEE THE DANCING QUEEEEEEEEEEN
YOUNNNNG AND SWEEEEET ONNNNLLLLYYY SEEEEVEEEEEENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
DANCING QUEEEEEEEN, FEEEEL THE BEEAAT
FROM THE TAMBOOOOOOUUUUURRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNEEEE

>>66653763
the word "mosque" sounds like it should be another word for a beehive or wasp's nest, pretty appropriate iyam.

>>66653785

manny on the map

>>66653765
girl im piping literally had some virgin orbiting her for months and it took me literally a single night haha

he probably posts on here desu

>>66653753
never had spots and i'm a proper dirty runt

feel bad for them tbqh

>>66653826
Sounds perfect ;_;

>>66653793
any piercing or tattoo is just asking for an STI

>>66653848
nothing worse than crass and paperthin mcmansions . fuck off

business idea: build a passenger bridge from the calais refugee camp to dover so that the war refugees can reach britain safely

Mook sure has added a a lot of ads lately. Thanks for selling out to a soulless gook moot

>>66653877
DUM DUM DUMDUM DUM DUMDUM

>>66653884
did that too haha
she showed me his texts and I took her virginity that afternoon

Business idea: JustEat, but for prostitutes

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>>66653793
interesting tidbit

is anyone here good at making up words?

Is this a national pastime in Britain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQQuaVL0R0

Shall I get a Chromebook lads or are they fucking shit? Never play games or anything like that

>>66653932
hahaha good lad

me too

>>66653909
would unironically rather have a cheap massive mcmansion than your shitty shared housing with a 3X3 "garden" desu.

b-but muh house has history, thats why its so fucking tiny

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>This cunt who thinks that the Endless sprawl of London is a 'Good' layout

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>>66653877
where the do the uber rich people live?

>>66653945
>JustEat

don't like businesses that tell me what to do desu

>>66653877
everything is laid out perfectly

>>66653890
The night after I'd take you to a comfy little Italian place nearby, the owner loves to fuck his waitresses, he's a right laugh. A nice meal, bottle of red wine, head back to my place and fuck each other.

>>66653971
fix your own country first

>>66653949
Hochewously yes.

>>66653984
southwest london

though the richest live in the countryside

hmm sort of want to take a girl's virginity again
usually against it but now I feel the urge

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

>>66653977
ACtually the outskirts/suburbs of london are shitty and resemble cities like birmingham and manchester

where do you virginity slayers find virgins?

>>66654028
You mean the only super power left with a better economy, more jobs, more disposable income, and more opportunities for success?

Woah, we're half way there
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Woah, livin' on a prayer

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, WE'RE HAAAAAALF WAAAAY THERRREEE
WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH , LIIIIVVIIIN' ON A PRAAAYER
TAAAKE MY HAAAND, WE'LL MAKE MAKE IT I SWEEEEEEAAAAARRRR
WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH , LIIIIVVIIIN' ON A PRAAAYER

>>66653984
The regular rich can't afford to live in the best places in London anymore bevause of Chinese, Russian and Saudi billionaires who never even live in their houses and just use it as a foreign asset lol

>>66654036
can you make up a word for me? i want a noun with at least 3 syllables

ta

>>66654069
sort of just happens
only worth doing once really

>>66654087
why is this allowed?

>>66653877
OMG I RECOGNIZE THAT RIVER FROM EASTENDERS

>>66654092
yeah well where did you meat the maiden anyhow?

>>66654045
please don't

>>66654118
tinder

>banter a yank
>seriously takes it to heart and goes off on some autistic pissing contest

This is why noone likes you cunts

We've got a few domesticated Yanks round /brit/ but you can smell the regular Yanks a mile off

there is literally nothing wrong with being bisexual

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getting /fit/ made life so much easier

>>66654103
dude capitalism

>>66653877
why did you name a park after sam hyde?

ever just look at a fairly average looking middle aged woman that looks like she was a solid 7 in her day and just think "yep, id be fine if i ended up with that"

>>66654147
6'1 is average height for a white man, 6'2 isn't tall lol

>>66654147
you posted this yesterday too

>>66654091
Loffinate

>>66654013
Stop ;_;

>>66654140
>Banter a yank

"Howling" how was what you did any different from me? You're the one that brought up mcmansions and fixing the US.

Hahahaha fucking retard

>No one likes you

Brits are hated in europe more than americans are.

>>66654147
i fuckign hate life

t. unattractive manlet with a shit personality

>>66654140
this post had exactly zero banter

off yourself you embarrassment

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>>66654147

>living in the wrong hemisphere

*whispers in your ear*
runt....

>>66654179
In the morning I'd make you breakfast and coffee and give you a blowjob.

>>66654173
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the average height for white men 18-25 was about 6'2 tbf

>>66654173
absolute mong.

you just listed the average height and said that im above average
ahahahahahahahaha how dumb are you?

>>66654147
>6'2
>tall
howlin'

>>66654178
nice, i like it

thanks ivan

>>66654212
>>66654212
*bites your calf* hehehehe *scampers under the coach*

>The Manchester Gay Village[1] is the largest of all the gay villages in The North. It was established in the Chorlton neighborhood of the city between October and November 16, 1970, with over 400,000 benders from the vicinity residing in an area of 3.4 km2 (1.3 sq mi).

woah its crazy to think these people live in the same country as us and have near enough the same rights as we do

>>66654158
ye

>>66654191
Thanks for proving my point, wasn't even me that bantered you off

Boring yank twats simply can't take a joke or anything light hearted

>>66654147
>1/2

how to tell if somebody is insecure about their dwarfness

dog wouldn't stop barking so i gave him a swift kick to the legs, broke his legs, thought dogs work the same way as horses - if they break their legs you have to put them down. Cant afford going to a vet so just picked him up sorta suplexed him.

Threw him in the recycle bins after tbqh

>trying to dignify the white race
>white race are a bunch of backstabbing cunts
ah yes, the thankless task
*looks at things from a pakis point of view*
ahhhhh yes, very convincing.

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Basically your entire world view, personality and philosophy boils down to a single question.

Do you think life is worth living?

Well lads?

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>thinking there is a right hemisphere

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>>66654224
>half of white men are taller than 6'2

>>66654278
>h-haha wrong person

yeah im sure bud. this is actually pathetic at this point, even other brits are making fun of you ITT

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>>66654193
Ahh yes you're back, the tireless brown nosing runt who will defend anything bad said about Yanks

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>6'2 isnt tall
>its just above average

>>66654214
Getting butterflies reading this desu why can't I have this

gonna need you all to start speaking american pls thanks

>>66653753
I had acne this bad when I was 13 up until 16. Never got bullied for it which surprises me to this day. 24 now and I get about 2 spots a week but I still have quite a few red marks left over.

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Give (((kids))) the banker's bonuses.

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>tfw you're 6'33202

>>66654307
Thanks for proving my point again, you obviously don't normally post here so why not fuck off

>>66654313
you've clearly got the wrong person although it's nice to know someone else thinks you're a bit of a twat

hello lads

>>66654369
lol

>>66654344
so has this guy actually spent any of his huge salary on helping refugees?

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*pssssstkk*

ah nothing like a good bud lite

>66654358
you really cant handle any banter can you?

>goofy lanklets unironically believe being above 6ft is attractive

>>66654371
alri la

put MPs on refugees salaries and replace the junior doctors with footballers bonuses and watch how fast things change

YEAH TOO BLOODY RIGHT

>>66654390
yeh

and he's housed them in the multiple properties he owns

not

>>66654369
>i-its not me

You've been found out, now scram before I flush you down the toilet

>>66654371
sup dude

oblivion>skyrim>morrowind

>>66654409
5'10-6'2 with a good face and nice body is what women want

>>66654409
so saith the manlet

yanks out

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>>66654326

just hurt myself in the jugular lads

>>66654440
>i just so happen to have these attributes

lmao u manlet

>>66654454
first of all I'm not from the north and second of all Americans in

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>>66654431
will do, have fun ''bantering'' those yanks mate

>>66653636
no

i'm 6'2" and i got called short when once i was 13 and like 5'4"

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>>66654436
>he thinks skyrim is better than god-tier morrowind

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>>66654461
Makes me wonder how many people have filtered me, Explains the lack of (you)s

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>People have been thrown into a cell like an animal and had their lives ruined just for cultivating and making use of the 'wrong' plant

Really makes you think.

>>66654505
>morrowind

alri grandad

>>66654318
There's a beautiful forest right next to me, we'd get lost in it together, there's a break in the trees somewhere with a pond and a little beach, we'd sit there and just kiss each other, it starts raining after a while, but it's still quite warm, we'd walk back, soaking wet, back to my place and have a hot relaxing bath together.

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>>66654393
Go and get a proper beer.

>>66654390
No, he expects the already impoverished shitholes like Middlesbrough to take them in, but will take the social media thumbs-up for being a good goy.

>>66654461
>>66654431
>>66654358
>>66654278
>>66654140
samefag

>>66654491
Turkey used to be cool until you became mudslime filth.

>>66654496
anyone under 6'4 is a manlet you faggot

>>66654523
bloody liberals

>>66654491
2 ayran and lahmacun kardecim hurry up golmuz

I didn't think that anglos are such manlets.
>6'2
>oh oh wo ow aah too tall ah my manlet feelings

>>66654485
Yank on a proxy

>>66654510
makes me think why the fucking mongs keep cultivating the wrong plant and haven't learnt their lesson

>>66654510
WHOA DUDE SO WOKE

anyone want to take my virginity?

>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

>>66654544
why're they bloody are they hurt do they need a bandage ?

>>66654555
average height here is about 6'2

i'm 5'9 and small as shit, I think people probably laugh at me

>>66654572
go on then

>>66654505
morrowind is shit
>shitty RNG-based combat
>no quest markers or voice acting so you have to read shit
>asshole NPCs calling you an outlander every 5 seconds

there's a fine line between quaint and annoying

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>Black sheep ale

>>66654580
they have the blood of western civilisation on their hands.

>>66654575
>built like a brick shithouse
everybody who says this are just obese

Girl from Tinder wants to have a phone call. I'm seriously awful on the phone.. Ugh. Dreading it.

>>66654575
do you train any fighting you bender? Cause I'm a manlet but very good at dodging

could order a hit on any of you at any time I wished (uncle is a big name in london gangland)

just bear that in mind next time you think about replying to one of my posts in a chippy tone

>>66654572
nice try you dirty slut

>>66654587
*boots you in the chest*

>>66654480
i do have those attributes which is why i get pussy

>>66654587
>average height here is about 6'2

no its not you fucking mong.

>>66654620

>chippy

its chipper you fucking mong

>>66654575

>if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

Anyone here want to team up and kill this guy first? Then get back to fighting each other?

made the mistake of playing video games today

>>66654617

Swallow some semen before calling her - it'll make your voice deeper.

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>>66654599
> so you have to read

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>>66654631
>which is why i get pussy

if a yank posts in /brit/ i can tell in a mere 5 picoseconds whether it is domesticated or not

alright keith? got another one for you

yeah this is the dickhead >>66654647

two in the back of the head please

>>66654645
>let me tell you about your country

>>66654654

Just going to have a pint instead. Only got one can, it's going to do nothing.

>>66654687
genuinely believe gimmicks like these are only found on /brit/

just did a MASSIVE sloppy poo

Can't even see out my eyes anymore
Hood up and I'm ready to go
Slicing my way
Bitch I'm icing my chain
Let it cool off because it just came out the flame
Insane is the claim and yeah chaos the click
Lay off my style bitch go lay in a ditch
Catch me a fuck boy and give him to Slick

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>people unaware of my 6'4 brick shithouse gimmick

I thought I'd embedded this one quite deep in the fabric of /brit/ but I guess I didn't force it enough

>>66654664
that might be just my problem because i'm adhd as fuck, but what really kills it is the combat desu, literally unplayable

Average male height ages 16+

>Scotland

175cm

>England

175.3cm

>Wales

177cm

>>66654722

Pretty accurate. Everyone's so serious in other generals.

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>europe, yanks and even the paddies get a proper mafia
>we have this

frankly ashamed of our crims lads

*adds more LSD to the runts' water supply*
*turns on the cameras*

>>66654544
I bet he's not even a liberal.

Is there a more soothing relaxing jazz than the one from Taxi Driver? Could listen to this for hours.

im 170cm and proud

fuck off tallies

>>66654674
alri lanklet

you guys have it backwards it's Britain that's being Americanized

>>66654726
>poo
i call them toilet friends

>>66654751
Scottish manlets ha ha

>>66654751

179cm master race.

>>66654768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k

Horse, horse, lives in dors(et)
Dorset horse subsists on gorse
Mr Morse turns gorse to sauce
Horse for gorse resorts to force

Gorsey horsey knocks on Morsey
Door is open, horse feels naughty
Horse intrudes on Mr Morse
Lying nude and swathed in sauce

"Where is gorse?" Our Horse enquires
"Gorse is sauced," Old Morse repliers
Horse can't take it, vision reddens
Hoof to face, and Morsey deadens

Horse has pause for Mr Morse
Did really he deserve such force?
But horse cannot subvert the course
Of fate, so leaves with no remorse

Dorset horse's conscience wilts
To church he canters, wracked by guilt
Kindly priest sits down and listens
To poor old horsey's frank admissions

"I'm ruined, father, I'll tell you true,
I've not the foggiest what to do
I betrayed the Lord and smote old Morse
Such petty vengeance for rotten old gorse"

The priest got up and did not falter
Escorting horsey to the altar
Water from the font he drew
And there it hung, like morning dew

"What I'm about to do will shock you"
Yet spake the horse, "I will not stop you"
And from his crown burst golden rays
In shock, our horsey reared and brayed

"Do not despair, my faithful child,
Find your courage, be not wild"
When horse saw Father's blazing sword
He knew that he beheld the Lord

"I am he," the priest confirmed,
"The son of God, in layman's terms"
Horse froze up, assumed the worst-y
For murder, God could show no mercy

The Lord descended back to Earth
Spake he, "prepare to witness birth"
As horsey watched, the water swirled
And split into a thousand pearls

Spake Jesus, "These belong to you,
So take them home, and start anew"
"But what of my sins?" Spake the horse
"How could I deserve this gorse?"

"O horse, between your ears and mine,
Old Morsey was a sinful swine
Sunni Islam did he endorse,
And cruel was he to sweet old gorse"

So Dorsey horsey took his gorsey
And galloped gaily to the field
Where in a year he took his shears
And harvested its blessed yield

alright lads
*scans the room*

>>66654759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJEw3A_QO9o

Going to burgerland tomorrow can't wait to post here as a dumb yank

>>66654751
this is likely brought down by the elderly

>>66654783
You people speak all speak English instead of American ha ha

ill manor isnt bad, dont believe this gang shit actually happens in brit though

>>66654772
>yfw im actually a manlet
would still box you around bruv

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>>66654751
That height is almost everywhere.
Who are those people who spoil the statistic?

>>66654751
This is complete rubbish

This takes into account foreigners and old people

Average height for a white male 18-30 is about 6'2

>>66654802

*You see a man whos 6'4 and built like a shit brickhouse'*

alri

might get the ears pierced tomorrow lads

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>he doesnt wax his tache to look like a gent

m'lady

>>66654783
is your dick cut?

>>66654830
>Average height for a white male 18-30 is about 6'2
Proofs?

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>>66654751
>average height is 5'8
>all these delusional giraffes

>>66654688
>stats are only available to those that live in the country

its crazy how stupid you are desu

>>66654844
only works if you're very handsome. otherwise you look like a right bellmunch

>>66654796
Sounds good m8, thanks.

genuinely rich and powerful irl, just post here to observe the runt life 2bh

>>66654830
it's this autist yet again

Literally this >>66654851


If you're trying to say the average height is anything under 6'2, take a deep breath and close /brit/ you complete fucking cretins

can't imagine many things more boring than sports

perhaps 3, maybe 4 things

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>might get the ears pierced tomorrow lads

>>66654830
For ages 25-34 in England and Scotland it's 5'10
No data for Wales

>>66654885
thought brits used sport as the plural form instead of sports

>>66654885
what are they?

*dribbles into the carpet*
bleeeeeerrggh
*scampers up to you and begins humping your leg*

>>66654907
I'm going to look cute

*fashions a hammer out of lego and caves your head in with it*

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>>66654927

don't reply to me, faggot

>>66654891
they're all hideous

>>66654882
The fucking DELUSION lads

So you're telling me half the white lads at your uni are over 6'2? I'm sat here howling at you fucking lanklets

6 foot handsome face master race over here

what shitty malnourished runt region do you live in where the average height is 5'10

Cunts next door play Fifa constantly and get into real arguments smashing shit up and banging on the walls a few times a week

Fucking annoying

why

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>>66654521
fantastic choice

but i prefer pic related

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>30
>FUCKING
>LITRES

>>66654936
Post pics of yourself now so I can tell you if it's a good idea or not.

Applied for a job in an office lads, the closing date is tomorrow but the interviews are being held middle of next week.

I sent my app in two days ago, if I've not heard anything am I fucked?

>>66654971
>5.7%
>strong

>>66654882
2011 census ages 25-34 in scotland which is still 97% white average height was 5'10

Youre literally pulling numbers out your arse

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>>66654986

>>66654969
play fifa with them

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What do I do when my love is away?
Does it worry you to be alone?
How do I feel by the end of the day?
Are you sad because you're on your own?

have had the uk filtered for a while now and this thread is much better

>>66654521
btw it's the new gimmick

to mock yanks and their 330ml light beer

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>>66655008
this cannot be real

>>66654986
They'll get back to you after the closing date, typically within 24-48 hours tops. Anything after that and your luck is pretty slim.

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>Visiting mother for first time in 6 months
>She says I look skinny and pale
>Tells me to weigh myself
>I do
>7.4 stone
>I am 6'0
>Now she is panicking
>Has told me if I do not gain at least 1 stone this week she will call a doctor to take me away
>Just made me sit on the chair whilst she spoonfed me warm coconut milk
>Called my dad who I live with
>Has been on the phone for 30 minutes yelling at him for starving me, is threatening to call child services even though I am 23
>keeps blaming my dad because he cheated on her and this apparently made me depressed
>keeps saying 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'
>tfw I feel awful as I am the one who doesn't eat

how does this happen?
Surely others among you share a similar weight?

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>>66654983

>>66655020
hate it when they post in here

light beer = less calories, same strength

>>66654998
>strong
>exclusively about percentage
retard

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>anon. anon. i've menstruated all over the bed sheets. sorry

>>66654969
I've never known anyone to get so angry at anything like Fifa.

drinking some room temperature vodka straight out of the bottle

https://m.reddit.com/r/FATOROBOTO

>>66655056
Still tastes like shit, but it is less filling. Why it's so big in America. We're fat enough as it is.

>>66655047
what is this thing called not eating I've never heard of that

>>66655047
alri starvin marvin

>>66655040
b-b-b-but that means it'll be the weekend by then