/brit/

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korean pop

cara

ignored the Scottish bint on tinder but might just ask her to drinks out of the blue

>it's a depressed NEET paddy episode

nothing but bloody repeats

>>66650454
not my fault i have the soul of a poet lad

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should i shave?

oh so that's where the term argie bargie comes from

>sister is developing schizophrenia

ah yes

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>>66650449
>tfw installed tinder for a few weeks
>only matched with bots
>saw and swiped right on several girls i knew from highschool, matched with none
ah yes, the so called "be yourself"

>>66650489
yeah

>>66650541
people you know probably won't match you unless your actually friends
what's your profile picture?

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Going into sauna now lads see ya

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how does it feel to pay for my bennies

>>66650454
There's two of us actually, so it just seems like the one depressed paddy posting all the time

>>66650541
if they didn't want you in high school what made you think they'd want you now

>>66650599
>two of us
more than that

Met a prozzie once and we went to a predetermined neutral hotel that we agreed to prior and she pretty much just laid while I did all the work

Put me well off prostitutes I must say

>>66650393
>brit
more like shit

>>66650599
that's the joke you thick cunt oh my fucking life the stereotypes are all true you really are all thick as fucking pig shit no wonder you don't have a job or a life

>>66650532
>tfw no voice in my head to keep me company

>>66650393
less than a month left in the semester and i'm still the only person to have touched the code repository for our group project. 100% of the code in it was written by me

Lads, where do I go to fight people? Legally or illegally

>>66650647
alri janny

>>66650621
how do you find prostitutes asking for a mate

>>66650662
right here
*heems you*

>>66650582
deleted it a long time ago lad, it's for the best.
seen a few good bio lines on /soc/ but then i think, if i haven't thought it up, i'm basically a thief, which is essentially a jew.

>>66650646
that's psychosis

88% chance of nobbing a fit little 17 year old blonde on saturday night lads

cautiously optimistic

>>66650617
Yeah but the other Irish lads are normies, unless you're not the 3 incher

>>66650693
how long did you have it for?
took me quite a while to actually meet someone from it

>>66650662
join some martial arts club or something
maybe start a fight club yourself, would that be illegal?

>>66650662
right here runt *deals you a swift kick to the jaw and twirls away*

>>66650738
if you make them sign a waiver beforehand I don't see why it should be illegal but this bloody tory government will find a way

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>>66650717
I don't think anyone who comes on here is a normie.

>>66650662
Boxing club

>>66650662
oo youre hard

>>66650799
>I don't think anyone who comes on here is a normie.

see >>66650715

>>66650831
bit of a strange (You)

feel a bit used but I'll take it

@66650856
hope you get HIV

Why do 90% of ads on porn sites have greying old women in them
Kills my dick 2bh

now that I think about it the Scottish bint looks sort of like Sara

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>>66650831
He's just saying that to try to trigger NEETS, there's a 98% chance he's full of it.

>>66650717
no I mean more depressed ones

I saw two of you talking to eachother in the last thread and neither of you were me

>>66650908
post a picture then bruce

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delivery man just delivered my watch

Do i ask a girl on a date if we just went on one last weekend?

Don't want to come on too strong and her to think I always want to hangout with her

>>66650911
err no mate

just like showing off in front of you subhumans

>>66650727
a few weeks, i live in a town of 12k, had to go out to 100km after the first day

>>66650815
>after several threads of not posting fucking machines, he finally posts them
looks like someone wants to be the prodigal son. bit of jesus seeping into your psyche lad

>>66650928
>2017
>wearing watches

>>66650896
Been seeing some rather noncey ads on xvideos recently, puts me right off.

>>66650815
FUCKING MACHINES

YESSS

WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE ISRAEL NOW

just learned that talking to pretty women increase your testosterone temporarily

>>66650921
https://www.instagram.com/annalaiidlaw/

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>>66650913
So we're all depressed then? Must be the country itself imo, I need to get out of dublin asap. it's grey and depressing

>>66650948
sometimes i dont have my phone on me, brah

and i got the casio terrorist watch for 10$ on ebay

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what you lads going as for haloween

>>66650692
good post

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god I want to f*ck her lads

its sfw so dont ban me please

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>>66650982
are Ossie

>>66650717
poor 3 incher
cant find solace in real life or 4chan

>>66650982
>leaving the house

https://twitter.com/toinenmarianne

>>66650973
nah I'm just a sadcunt because I'm surrounded by people and dont feel like I can properly fit in with any of them

pretty sure I'd feel this way in any country

>>66650990
she's old now, and she has some 5 adopted nonwhite kids

>>66651074
ah yes, the finnish

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Keep it local

>>66651068
post fucki-
oh.

you say interestinG or interestin'¿

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>>66650973
I'm a different lad, was depressed feeling better now.

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first snow of the year is happening, lads

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Calais """""children"""""

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>>66651092
I lived in canada for a year and it was the first time in my life I felt truly happy.

The people were nice and welcoming, it was so easy to make friends and the weather was comfy as fuck. Then I came home and I'm a lonely neet again

>>66651119
skinhead movements are the bane of nationalism
groups like national front are probably propped up by (((certain))) people

>>66651141
"interesting", I'm not a pleb.

>>66651110
i'd still fuck her

>>66651179
National Action aren't skinheads

>tfw you realise 'getting better' means becoming content with a shitty job that gives you no free time and not getting the cute girls

>>66651228
skinhead/neo nazi
not much difference

Your life would be 100X better if you moved to the US desu

So-called calais children

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BREXITERS BTFO

>>66650982
would

>>66651179
the populist right needs to die

>>66651270
He's pretty based for a Canadian tbf.

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Doing a cringe at the time I made a reference to a girl masturbating and her making a reference to me watching her masturbate and me not realising that was what she was referencing because of her poor grammar.

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quick LADS

2006 Audi A3 1.9 TDI
109k miles
new water pump and timing belt at 80k
no new clutch (worried tbqh)
looks good in pictures
£2650

y/n?

will see it in person on saturday and give it a damn good looking over, paying special attention to the clutch

I'll try and get her down to £2300 if I whinge about the clutch and it seems she wants a quick sell

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why did she cover her legs in baby oil?

>>66651321
they arent populist though they're just a couple hundred retards who tar all nationalism with their nazism

>>66651270
That's bigoted towards the pygmy community. The cis lord shit should lose his job.

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>>66651068
no matter how good a machine can fuck, they can never replace the allure of the banter

y'see, women like being happy. and there is more to happiness that just sexual pleasure. its got alot to do with how secure they feel around you (which greasy hooknosed hollywood types aren't spectacular at)
how much of a future you give can them (every man should have a stable job before starting a family)
and how often you reassure them of these things, through the use of positive reinforcement, like saying "geez sheila that was a fuckin' top notch steak ya done us, ta"

>>66651321
t. jamal welfarious

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the state of national socialism

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>told girl i voted for Brexit
>no text back
>say I was joking
>nothing

Ah yes the so-called "be yourself"

asked my housemate to +1 me to a party but he hasn't gotten back to me and it's tomorrow night
bet he hasn't even asked

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wow
my respectenie

>>66651361
She's a slag.

>>66651321
Why? If you aren't voting for Le Pen in the upcoming election you should genuinely kill yourself you smelly onion wearing coward

Just consumed:

2x Steak & cheese rolls
2x Bacon & cheese wraps
2x Cream apple turnovers
1x Pack of Mikado
3x Cups of Yorkshire tea

>>66651379
patrician post

>>66651412
It's the power of immigrants and immigration

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>>66651379
>you give can them
bit spastic aren't i

>>66651385
>white kids
Germany only declared war on other white nations kek

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs

>>66651367
was talking about the FN and UKIP (I guess?)
but yeah skinheads/neo-nazis are also quite the mongs

>>66651381
what amazed me is when it was shown that they would give some shitty flat in bumfuck nowhere for the refugees to live there 12 by bedroom and stuff
and the povvo mongs were all "uhhhhhh I can't even have that type of stuff..."
just had to work at school instead of learning a paki job like a total twat
no wonder those proletarians can't pay shite

>>66651361
it's clearly white paint

>>66651412
b-but le recession
b-but le cancelling border checks in France and moving calais rapefugees to Kent
b-but le border with Ireland
b-but le WW3
b-but le visas for travel in Europe
b-but why le brexiteers lying so much!!

Remaincucks utterly btfo

>>66651424
over what time frame?

>>66651465
They declared war on the americans though

had a wank and now sex disgusts me

wish i had a gf to cuddle with though

>>66651361
oh i finally saw it

>>66651487
>and then our banks lost their EU passporting rights

>>66651412
Hope we will be friends with you Russians one day

>>66651496
I would guess within 17-18 minutes

>>66651478
>was talking about the FN and UKIP
kill yourself my man

>>66651508
which was 90% white at the time

hello lads

how's it going?

just got all comfy but now i need a shit

fucks sake

>>66651534
and then nothing happened

>>66651508
japan did

>>66651465
delete your post

>>66651441
We have plenty of immigrants too, a lot more than you have.
But all we eventually have is shithole. Immigration is not the case.

>>66651420
>voting for a rorke far left
not my plans

>>66651531
saw what?

>>66651548
you

are

a

fucking

madman

>>66651465
http://nationalvanguard.org/2015/05/why-africas-fertility-rate-threatens-the-globe/

kind of scary how quickly its all changed

>>66651574
Tax on the finance sector makes up a huge chunk of our government's budget. If that takes a hit then we are going to be a lot poorer than we are now.

>>66651563
I will probably kill myself before the end of the year

>>66651621
fuck off amir

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Could really do with having sex with a female lads

>>66651589
>I will continue to vote for the further undermining of my nation's indigenous population and culture

good luck with that pierresheed

>>66651621
>i will probably kill myself

literally the most weak willed thing anyone can say

either have the balls and fucking commit to killing yourself or make the most of your one life you fucking poofter

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>>66651649
I'd be happy with just a cuddle in a comfy bed tbqh

To the yid: is israel worth visiting? I look very white so will people stare at me?

>>66651590
->>66651486

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>>66651589
>>66651478
>its an arrogant frenchman hates the underclass so much he will destroy his country so their lives are worse episode

>>66651651
>implying the FN will change anything
ahhh poor lad
I could vote for another rorke party, and that would be LR. FN is becoming less and less rorke day by day just so they can get more votes
voting LR would benefit me more than voting FN would

>>66651621
I said this in 2011 and didn't do it.

Eventually tried in spring 2012, failed, got sectioned, was told everything would get better.

It didn't.

And now I'm too much of a coward to give it another go cos I don't want to fuck it up again and end up a vegetable, or endure an agonising death.

Had a dream my mum sold my right arm (dominant) for £750, when I woke up I was genuinely relieved I still had an arm, how mad

If you had the chance to shag the queen would you do it?

Obviously it wouldn't be good, but you could say you've shagged the queen.

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is it just me or does this kid have really long arms and massive hands

Is there anything more depressing that a flat arse?

>>66651705
>its a JF think the FN is some kind of saviour
poor lad

might take pictures of me ramming her on saturday and post them here now I know it riles up the irish NEET(s) so much

>>66651458
there's one thing i admire about kikes, and that's you have no shame. whites could get alot done if we had no shame, like gassing you lot.

theres a reason women are sluts. it's because they love men. you and your cyborg army can't defeat that. even if you trick people with the turing test, the minute people figure out it's a robot, they're gonna say "it ain't sentient, it ain't gettin' it"
once trump wins and white people are inspired once again, you and your shekelish ways will have nowhere to hide
bastid

Some very intelligent conversation going on ITT. Very proud of you all.
:|

>>66651743
wtf i hate sectarianism now!

>>66651709
>failing at killing yourself

will always consider this a metaphor for that persons life who manages to fail at that

you lads heard this singer adele?

proper good

>>66651746
>stop frances decline to a 15% muslim country
>maintain welfare state

sounds good to me

>>66651611
yeah their birthrate is slowing down much quicker than people thought
they're going to reach 4 billion
I would love if we just cut all our aid to them

>>66651755
don't patronise me you cunt

What songs get girl panties wet?

>>66651755
Cheers m8

>>66651764
It would be accurate. I am a fucking failure.

>>66651794
have you actually tried to succeed, or do you just hope it will fall into your lap? you probably just need motivation

>>66651784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbEoRnaOIbs

>>66651771
the ginger adele that's even fatter who was on su2c last week? ye

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>>66651784
just play this album

How does it feel that kids in the future will learn and care more about America than they will about the UK?

They will remember the dominant country that achieved two of the most important things of mankind, the creation of the internet, and the landing the first man on the moon.

These two things will be keystones of the future and generations will look back on awe of the american empire. We will be thought of one that was completely ahead of its time, like the Greeks, and the Romans.

This isn't trolling or baiting. It just makes the most sense

>>66651774
>maintain welfare state
it's going to get even worse. And I don't want to get even more money out of my pockets to pay for the survival of the underclass.
Les Républicains have a tougher policy on pakis and I will keep my money

>>66651784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

>>66651784
But, What Ends When the Symbols Shatter? by Death in June

the gf
http://efukt.com/21744_Sexy_Triple_Amputee_Needs_Money.html

>>66651829
>This isn't trolling or baiting.
Well by definition, it is

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>>66651709
here you go

>car is worth £3,560
>want rid of it quickly, can't be arsed with the ballache of private selling
>webuyanycar will take it off my hands for £3000

should I do it lads? really don't care about this shitheap any more and I don't need a car as I can just walk to work

>>66651155
just jerked off to this pic

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>>66651848

>>66651829
I don't really care. I'll be dead.

>>66651831
>waaah le underclass eating muh taxes

If France was not shit tier those people would have jobs and be collected paycheques not benefits.

>>66651859
il give you £3.2k for it

i'm an anxious wreck lads

>>66651836
>gyal in my bed
>asks to wear one of my shirts
>give her the Death in June one
>she starts talking about racism or something
if only she knew

>>66651888
About what?

I spent the last hour cleaning up one of the drawers under my bed

Filled a bin bag with all the shit I threw away

Checked my hairline, doesn't seem to be getting better or worse, might buy dutasteride

As for the university stuff, my mum knows a letter has come in, I need to avoid her
I'll start work on the appeal tomorrow

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>>66651784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

https://twitter.com/harrysosborn/status/790783831280418816

How will the Trumpcucks ever recover?

Everyone is laughing at you

>>66651877
whatever lad I'm not voting FN

oh no the dreaded brexit our economy is going to tank...

>>66651898
he's just sent his prayer mat to the cleaners, he's worried he won't have it back in time for worship

>>66651911
I'm pro hillary desu

>>66651855
If I could get hold of a gun I wouldn't be here.

>>66651911
It was a bit funny 2bh

>>66651911
wtf I love 8 wasted years now

>>66651911
dhank you for goregding dhe regord :DD

>>66651911
>Doesn't even deny he's the worst president of all time

>>66651925
>i'm a faggot desu

>>66651911
cuck

>>66651898
the gf

4chan shitting itself again for any of you lads

>>66651949
cant post

>>66651925
are you retarded?

>>66651949
yes

>>66651942
>>I'm a Kremlin shill desu

>brexit will crash our economy!
>brexit happens
>economy doesn't crash
bravo
maybe next time those so called experts will actually predict a global financial crisis

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>in a lecture
>qt sits down next to me
>don't listen for the whole hour, spend it trying to breathe normally

the state of me

>>66651949
aye

>this man has a gf
>you don't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAOnlZafm0Y

>>66651938
yeh because it would sound shit

>n-no actually im a g-good president i dindu nuffin

>>66651949
moot2's donations going to good use it seems

Have to drive to bloody Kettering later

Anyone else getting increasingly racist as his life goes by?

>>66651973
i identify with this post

>>66651980
what's your sister doing with the pics

>>66651947
It's tempting to make a generic cuck joke, but instead I will ask why? 2bqhwy even if I could get a gf, I don't think I would be able to handle the anxiety of trying to keep everything happy.

>>66651859
>webuyanycar will take it off my hands for £3000

That's what they quote you

No chance they take it off you for more than 2k

They always get you to lower the price, bunch of knobends

>>66651949
loading so slow i feel like i'm in australia

>>66651983
why don't you use the train network

it's cheap and not overcrowded at all don't believe the lies

privatisation is good for the country

>>66651985
Yes

GOOOOLD
ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOUR SOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUL
YOU'VE GOT THE POWER TO KNOW
YOU'RE INDESTRUCTIIIBBBLLLEEE
ALWAYS BELIIIIIEEEEVEEE IIIIIINNNNNNNNN, BECAUSE YOU ARE
GOOOOLD

>>66651985
No, reached a peak a few years ago and have been decreasing ever since.

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>two of the most important things of mankind
>the landing the first man on the moon

>>66651985
only white people can be racist

>>66651996
((((martin schulz))))

>>66651985
as whose life goes by

>>66651994
explain

how can they do this?

>>66652039
Nice double standards you liberal negrococksucking piece of shit

>>66651992
i've only seen her for three weeks so it's not exactly formalised and i've been with her for the last four days straight and i really want to see her again tonight but i'm worried if i see her too much she'll start to get bored of me but if i don't see her tonight maybe something else will happen to put her off me

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>connection error

Fucking Hiroshimoot

>>66651985
only on 4chan

couldn't give a shit in reality 2bh

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>your cunt
>would you pet this lil puppo

>>66651958
no but trump literally seems like he is

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just got told to font

>>66651996
it doesnt take rocket appliances to figure out the EU is by the jews for the jews

>>66651971
I dont really care desu
hni why did i post that

bloody yanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdLhsWfCW-8

remember when everyone used to say 'my sides'

>>66651784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYkbTyHXwbs
sadly

>>66652066
No, fur of those dogs always feels weird

>>66652067
that was a rhetorical question, retard

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>just got told to font

so tempted to go full out rorke

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/59n5lo/if_people_from_year_1916_could_see_todays_world/

>>66652034
Landing a man on the moon wasn't as important for man kind as people think. It was important for America and Russia, and it seemed important for science (certainly gave us a bit of new tech) but as we can see now the space race is dwindling and "man kind" is back to bombing fuck out of each other here at home on Earth.

>>66652039
excellent post

>>66652057
>how can they do this?

Welcome to Britain

They will send a guy out to assess your car, find the most minor little cosmetic issues, then take hundreds off the offer

>>66652069
stay here abnormal penis

>>66652081
Remember that lad who got bit on the neck in Las Vegas and wound up all sorts of messed up

haha they'll never learn

>>66652082
sides are in fucking orbit!!!

I always try to avoid the trendy phrases desu because they are embarrassing once they die out.

>Based
>Howling
>Cheeky
>Runt
>Third Eye
>Pineal Gland

Shit

>>66652110
nobody gives a fuck

>>66652081
hope the tiger fucking kills everyone in that fair

>>66651859
Nah lad, every dealership in the country will rip you off badly

It's worth just listing yourself

>>66652060
Sheit, this is exactly the kind of thing I wouldn't be able to deal with if I had a gf. Sorry m8 I can't be of any help, but good luck anyway

>>66652110
>1800 comments
say what you want lad, nobodies going to see it

>>66652155
howling at this cheeky runt with his bleached third eye and fossilised pineal gland tb h

cheeky will never go out of fashion

>>66652082
Top kek

I didn't need those sides anyway

picking up my first car tomorrow

wouldn't say i'm a great driver, only passed a couple weeks ago

do i need a dashcam? are they popular here?

>>66651985
Yes, it's gotten to the point where I am enraged by even the thought of an African stepping foot in Europe.

>>66652111
would wager in 300 years people will still know which country first landed someone on the moon

it will be that big of a deal. It didnt advance our society so much, but neither did the pyramids and those remain and are remembered

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Pot noodles, anti depressants and irn bru.

Pretty much me in a nutshell

youtube comments show you how progressively retarded and normie the internet has become

>>66652155
ah yes, the runt of the thread

>>66652240
normies dont comment on YouTube videos mate.

Those are failed normies

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>>66652110
spotted the /r/4chan user

>>66652137
>wound up all sorts of messed up

how do you even survive that

>>66652155
based amerifat, i'm howling at this cheeky, sendup of the britrunts, no joke, my third eye is pulsating, the ol' pineal gland is being fuckin' swamped with DMT

>>66652218
You will look like a total plonker, though I do like watching the 'bad driver' compilations on Youtube.

>>66652228
because the pyramids still exist you spastic

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>your cunt
>what are your thoughts on pic related

>>66652275
vile

>>66652155
screeching at the pure runtishness of this post

>>66652273
strawman

>>66652275
russia
what is it

>>66650393
>Britain is proud of defeating latin american banana republic

Yes such a glorious victory, undeniable proof that Britain isn't a irrelevant country that still thinks it's important.

>>66652275
nectar of the gods

VOTE NOW MINCERS

http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335

>>66652194
It gets better later at least

>>66652275
never had it but its probably shit

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>dashcam

had a tutorial with the lads from Cosmo's Midnight

>>66652268
He only barely survived tbf, still has a lot of issues

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VERY good album

>>66652275
Literally tried it last week
Tastes artificial as FUCK

>>66652275
its nice

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>Listening to music made after 1790
The thread is infested with genuine runts

>>66652275
It's good. I can buy that at my grocery store.

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>>66652353
fucking screeching at the runtishness of these songs

>>66652317
>no german and french leftist bellends

indians are just brown europeans

>>66652386
it's the complete antithesis of runtishness

it is you, sir, who is the runt

>>66652301
irn bru

it's what scottish "people" drink

>>66652374
>look at the state of you.jpg
hmmmm........
*looks at the state of you*
hmmm..... not exactly awe inspiring is it lad.

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>>66650913
>and neither of you were me
You sure about that?

Why am I listening to Elliott Smith when I'm already way too sad to function rn

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>>66652275
>Brits and Mericans don't have this

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>>66652448
You're the reason "Aussies trying to be funny" is leading in the strawpoll

Edit: typos!
Edit2: Thank you anonymous redditor for my first gold!

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>This is 'Eros Ra Sunandra' – also known as Sean Haywood – the man accused of stabbing a security guard through the eye as he allegedly tried to deliver a letter to supermodel Miranda Kerr.

>A buff athlete and scholar of 'ancient religions' from the Central Coast region north of Sydney, Haywood recently started using the names of the Greek god of lust, Eros, and Egyptian sun god, Ra.

>He describes himself online as an 'ascendant master', sharing religious words with his 11,500 followers on Instagram and even purportedly writing a 'guide to spiritual enlightenment' under his pseudonym Eros.

How drenched with DMT is his pineal gland lads?

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>>66652469
>it's just a brief smile
>crrroooooooosssing your face

>>66652428
Will be giving it a listen lad

Preemptively reserving the right to call you a runt if I'm not satisfied

>>66652502
not very if he is obsessed with a celebrity

northern povertyhouse

>>66652469
>elliot smith
ah yes, tumblr females music, really makes me depressed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZcH2OOMV4A
literal fucking pleb

>>66652553
He probably thought he was saving her from lizard men or some shit

the choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ojVeDn7Z1w

>>66652490
nah was just the first option I saw 2bh

fuck reading that blogpoll

>>66652502
>mixed race with mental issues

ah yes

>>66652574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPPxGhYJlx4

Prefer this one myself la

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>>66652353

anyone opposed to nuclear power should be castrated

>>66652595
big choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St6lJaiHYIc

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>>66652643
no

going to get the ears pierced and the hair dyed
not gay btw

>>66652643
all that radiation will castrate you anyway :^)

lads is there a national registry for those dodgy romanian car washes?

>tfw won't be conscripted to ww3 because autism

have fun dying in the name of queen liz lads

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2pwYzo2cq0

sometimes I wonder what its like to be a random jf browsing through /brit/

>>66652275
unironically just drank some out of an ENGLAND pint glass

doing a cheeky mosul offensive with the lads later

anyone fancy it?

>>66652626
bit modern lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBDlw0RBd8U
tbf i'm not a hard cunt at all, i'm literally wojak if he was australian
just fuck my shit up fma

>>66652314
falklands war saw more conventional warfare than any war the yanks have been in since korea

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Business Idea: Use draw tool in every post

>>66652740
where did you find this spiritual qt

>>66652724
>tfw won't be drafted because if you're the only son in your family with your last name you're exempt

otoh
>tfw end of the line of my name bc robot

I like my music in a major key and to a 4/4 beat.

>>66652780
how will you defend against their muslamic ray guns

these aussies are alright lads

>>66652814
I could probably heem this lass

>>66652780
want them to hurry up and make a video game out of it
something like insurgency but on massive maps

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australia? more like ASStralia

not going to post in the jew thread because janny will have a hissy fit when he sees it

>>66651487

>remaincucks utterly btfo

we still haven't left the EU you spastic, also isn't underage posting banned anon?

as long as people can see the moon, they will wonder what men have landed there. The answer will always be americans.

We will be one of the most studied and lauded nations that ever existed.

More than the British Empire.

tfw no slag gf

>>66651972

>brexit happens

since when fuckhead