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anime

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korean pop

Vote now

http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
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>>66609372
Unless they're dead, it's not a lost cause

I'm really sure the paki who's to scared to text a polish girl is going to kill someone

Such a scary, scary little paki

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Going' to the Yank's """"Walmart""", entering into Tank Mode.

how goes it, my fellow britons?

Friendly reminder to ignore the degenerate paki and even discussing """him""" without directly replying to """him""" is giving """him""" exactly what """he""" wants

>>66609393
no yank option, still not voting

reminder it was mainly irish sailors in that battle

>>66609400
of course he isn't, he's just angry at the moment and yelling about stuff based upon his feelings rather than logic

give him a day or two and he might come to his senses

>>66609394
Nah, I've dealt with people who are like that in real life. Sometimes you have to cut your losses and realise some people are just a bit too fucked up to ever really change

Reminder that trying to appeal to Amir's better nature is pretty much pointless. He's been on here for years and many people have tried giving him advice on bettering himself. Has he taken any of this advice? No. He just likes the illusion of people caring about him.

>>66609451
WE

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>tfw 7 inch flaccid 4 inch erect

>>66609511
Reminder that he isn't real.

>>66609430
Not bad, how are you today friend

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>>66609465
Delete

>>66609511
he's so narcissistic and mentally ill

i am considering contacting the local

mental health services in his area and having him sectioned

considering doing the same for Tim aswell

>>66609547
What's Norn Iron up to out of frame?

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>>66609547
How much is she for sale?

>>66609575
you're not going to get him sectioned for long

at most he'll be in there for a few days and then a doctor will give him a once over and tell him to bugger off

>>66609547
me on the left

>>66609159
Hasn't been diagnosed...

>>66609462
The only advice I got was to get professional help, I've done that now

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>>66609579
They voted poorly m8.

>>66609610
Why does your mother's fanny absolutely fucking reek?

>>66609452
It's either vengeance or suicide

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The Witcher 3 is not amazing lads, but it isn't terrible either. Food for thought.

Hello

>>66609642
calm down

>>66609660
.... this is shit food, I ought to send it back to the kitchen if you weren't going to spit on it.

stepping back into the ring for poo: round two

>>66609642
both

>>66609660
Keira>Triss>Yen

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Reminder that Poleaboo literally ADMITTED he stalked the Polish women during his misconduct hearing and his defense for it was that he didn't think they'd browse the 'chan and that his criminal charge was no different to a speeding fine

Howling, really do hope he offs himself

>>66609684
*kicks you so far up ur fat fanny my foot gets stuck*

>>66609684
I'm English m8, what did you expect

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>got a job where I have to work in a warehouse til 6am
I'm gonna die lads

>>66609618
Why are you shitpositng on /v/, paki?

>had my brand spanking new car a whole 2 days
>already scratched the black alloys twice on the curb outside my home

Stupid fucking narrow roads making me park so close. If I park more than several inches from the curb all the dustbin lorries and delivery vans will wipe it out.

>>66609766
Should've gone for a narrower car then eh mate

>>66609541
bit hungry truth be told

>>66609740
An earnest try. That's what I expected.... that being said, how's your day going?

lad, im pretty sure the point of stalking is that the person you're stalking isn't supposed to find out

>>66609822
Going alright, haven't slept since about 8am yesterday and I'm chipping away my work whilst listening to the kinks. how about you brother man

is smoking ciggies runt behaviour

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me n the gf and some club

had a sex dream last night. was really focusing on the breasts for some reason.

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>>66609891
it depends on how you smoke them and what brand
and also where you smoke
and how much you smoke

many factors

>go to do some shopping today
>no parking spaces anywhere
>have to park in the high-rise lot
>take a ticket on way in, pay and insert it on the way out to open bollard
>was in and out really fast
>driving out
>insert ticket
>spits it back out and tells me to pay
>can't get out
>line of people behind me waiting to get out
>they all have to back up

Some very unhappy chappies they were.

Don't know why I thought it would work desu. Now I know.

>>66609891
It does make you smell disgusting, but is it runtish? I can't say for sure, I think you'll have to make your own mind up on that my chum

>>66609911
7 rollies a day

gonna go Onestop in a minute, anyone want owt?

>>66609841
This lad gets it

>>66609929
hmm

yes I'd say that's not very runty

carry on

>>66609756
same lad

going to be working in an amazon warehouse nightshift 7pm-6am

haha what am i like

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Gordon Brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my mind he runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

Every time just like the last
On his ship tied to the mast
To distant lands
Takes both my hands
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown, finer temptress
Through the ages he's heading west
From far away
Stays for a day
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

(La la la la la la la la leeeah)

Never a frown
With Gordon Brown
Never a frown
With Gordon Brown

just shaved me bum

ama

TAAAAAAAAAAKE ONNNNNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEEEEEE, TAKE ON ME
TAAAAAAAAAAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNNNNN, TAKE ON ME
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'LL BEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOONE
IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>66609891
I smoke about 15 Marlboro reds a day and put mayfairs in joints

Probably a bit runty but some girls love it desu

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/brit/ discord

https://discord.gg/8prB5Ut

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got called a disgrace for the irregular way in which I eat a packet of crisps at work lads

I try so hard with these normans and all they do is throw it back in my face

>>66609875
Prepping gradschool bullshit to be turned in in a few hours. I probably snapped at you because I'm making the poor choice of browsing /brit/ while getting some semi-important documents ready. Sorry about that.

>>66609964
I did that in December 2 years ago and it was living fucking hell. Good luck lad

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the sister

Can someone redpill me on Brexit? As I understand you are still taking refugees, will you actually break away from the union?

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>>66609990
I smoke and never in my life has a girl liked the fact that I smoke

>>66609911
I don't do it to be cool or anything but for some reason it helps stop me procrastinating and I can get tonnes of work done.

I smoke camel blues, outside the house and maybe a pack a week.

>>66609990
Really? I don't smoke socially.

>>66609366
>we

>>66610032
circa 2006?

>>66609940
a friend

>>66610016
Yeah, I can already tell

one question thought can you listen to music? the hours are pretty long and i'm pretty sure I could just zone out but the cunt recruiter said you might have to wear earmuffs. Please tell I can or I'll probably off myself from boredom

>>66610036
nobody knows desu

Enough! Eliza is seriously disgusting. Anyone who willingly comes here and enjoys the attention they get as a female is a degenerate whore. I don't really like Agatha, but her response to 4chan is how you want a woman to react. A girl who reacts like eliza has no self-respect and has major issues that will end up hurting anyone close to her. She's a failure of a human being who will likely kill herself the second she can no longer scrape by on her looks. She's got some years left, but soon enough she'll be staring 25 in the face and the wall will drive her to suicide. Her redeemable qualities literally all depend on her looks. It only gets worse...that's why self-respect and sanity are important; you have something to back you up and sustain you as you go through life. Eliza's whole personality is that of a lazy drug addict. She will never make anything of herself or go anywhere. I've seen so many girls like her. Sadly some people here are young, dumb, and horny enough to worship her.

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>>66610075
I don't have to go to Onestop to get you that

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this is a zebra

or as i like to call it, pajama donkey

>>66609940
natter with the pakis behind the counter

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Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me. No hope - no harm. Just another false alarm.

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cheeky

>>66610100
:)

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>>66609964
>amazon warehouse
[spoiler]Whereabouts you going to be? Cause if you're down south too..[/spoiler]

>>66610168
Fuck me, I keep forgetting spoilers don't work here, other boards been spoiling me

This is not a joke. Agatha might be the most perfect girl I have ever come across. She is literally the perfect storm of bone structure, fat distribution, facial symmetry, and complexion. Dare I say, she reminds of Ashley but even more passive in some regards.

She is the one.

warehouse work is the runtiest profession

you're basically admitting that you have no value in life but you are too cowardly to kill yourself

>>>/fa/11900565
>>>/fa/11900565
>>>/fa/11900565
>>>/fa/11900565
>>>/fa/11900565

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>>66610100

>>66610076
I honestly can't tell you, my mate who worked there for a lot longer than me said he was allowed sometimes, but they were absolute nazi bastards with us.

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Every poster whom I do not know personally is an entity of a singular mass designed by circumstance to affect me in a particular way - they exist only with my consent and should I aim to void their existence, I simply ignore them

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>>66610100
>>66610075
That's nice. This is nice.

>Willingly wanting to work in an Amazon Warehouse

did none of you runts watch the panaroma episode on Amazon a few years back?

You'll be out within 2 weeks if your not a tank mindless drone.

I find some days that instead of humming some inane tune with meaningless lyrics, I repeat the captured feeling that comes from this piece. And it makes me want to do good in the world and be kind. Deep bows to Mozard. He is a true master.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb0UmrCXxVA

>>66610009
just bants or did someone have a go?

>>66609366
very good edition

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>>66609660
you couldn't be anymore wrong

>>66610060
desert brits are still brits

>>66610287
>not just building up a large list of jobs you get fired from so you can claim to ESA that you're unemployable

>>66610038
Really? I've been told I look good when I smoke and I've had girls tell me they like the smell too

this sausage casserole pot noodle is weak as

think I put too much water in somehow

If not for the expulsion, today would have been a good day

I got the job as an Xmas temp at Royal Mail and I have a line on some kind of care home work

T'S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAAAAAAAAAAAY FROM YOOOOOUUUUUUU
THERE'S NOTHIN' THAT A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE COULD EVER DOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIICAAAAAAAAA
GONNA TAKE SOME TIIIIIIME TO DO THE THINGS WE NEEEEEEVVVVVEEEEEERRRRRR HAD

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Beyond that, I care not if a particular post entertains me, for I realise that it is only a reflection of my humour rather than a valuable output of their creation - finally, I accept that each post I acknowledge is that of my own regard

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good.......................................bye

>>66609393
why no brit option...

i have a pack of camels in my drawer that is probably at least 10 years old based on the packaging (ie doesn't have any grotesque images on it)

>>66610343
there you go

no need to panic and cry just because you fucked up your university

>>66610331
God I love that smell of smoke embedded in someones clothes for some reason.

>>66610312
I assume you're a big fan then, do you know if there was a way to stop the walking little foetus thing from turning into an angry spiky blood chimp? Was wondering about that, but not enough to google it

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Each post is merely spit in the wind, whatever value I witness, I conquer, and suck dry, and use for my own improvement - you are docile cattle and I am the man who eats you

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why are brits so fucking stupid

Genuinely hope there a global war in the next decade.

It needs to happen.

>>66610059
>camel blues
Disgusting

>>66610343
>royal mail xmas temp

did that last year

say goodbye to your knees haha

>standing for 7 hours straight no seats allowed or leaning on anything shoving letters into random boxes

nightmare stuff, shan't be doing that again

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Why is this smug botch not in prison?

>>66610391
>the walking little foetus

there's alot of walking little foetuses, which one are you on about?

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Entire thread wars carry out on my whim - the reason is beyond you. Thank me and only me should circumstance grant you ill or benefit, for I dictate the currents of wills that pass through such channels

>>66610406
Oh DEAR oh dear

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I do not care for repeating numbers

>>66610433
Fuck, I have osteoperosis

>>66610407
Sad!

>>66610484
I have crippling depression

would not hesitate to cave your heads in, if the situation demanded it

>>66610439
for what?

>>66610460
The Bloody Baron one. He's carrying it and then it chimps out, but I thought it might be because I did something wrong by accident

>>66610406
would you get sued for performing an emergency trache and potentially saving someones life?

>>66610473
same

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WATCH IT VINAY

>>66610495
i hae gender dysphoria

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I am not beyond you - I am before you and after you, I am weaved into the very unseeable soul of /brit/ - I am the ghost of circumstance that courses through the veins of each animal, I am the black of ink and muttering of words - in all appearances, I supersede you as a whole

>>66610495
I have gf

AT THE COPA (CO) COPACABANA (COPACABANA)
THE HOTTEST SPOT NORTH OF HAVANA
AT THE COPA (CO) COPACABAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAA
MUSIC AND PASSION WERE ALWAYS THE FASHION
AT THE COOOOOOOPAAAAAAAA THEY FELL IN LOVE

going to be lads nn x

*enters a british hardware store*
Can I have a colorful flashlight?

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>can't find a vein
REEEEEEEEEEE

think i caught runtitis, would explain why i suddenly care about the US elections

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>>66610558
I have beans

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Ah yes

The catfish

the gf

>>66609897
holy fuck i remember this shit it happened at some 16 year olds party VERY close to where i live and the photographer page posted it and it went viral

Going to be in London next week and will need someone to pound my raw twinkly boypussy

*dabs*

*eats a tim tam with a glass of milk*

mmmmm :)

>>66610510
you have to use the yrdan sign you fucking mong

need a bf

just arrived lads, what's happened with poleapoo?

>>66610633
I got a mate round London whos a virgin and his birthdays in a few days, down for a bitta double teaming?

>>66610583
>colorful

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>>66610583

>>66610608
This your fish?

>>66610643
Haha, oh dear. I thought I'd probably missed something. Cheers

>>66610664
>flashlight

literally could care less

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>tim tams

>>66610655
haha here you go mate *opens coat revealing a boxing glove coiled with spring launching into your face*

Lads, I'm thinking of coming to Britain for an 2 month holiday, and was thinking of making a Bingo Book of trying to shag a N.Irelander, a Scott, a Welsh ect...

My question is, should it be possible over the course of two months and how bad are the STDs in the various regions? I don't need some goddamn pustules infecting my nethers.

>>66610663
Yeah x

>>66610701
Tough to find a scot that isn't full of horrible diseases 2bqh

>>66610695
shan't be taking offence m'lady

>>66610689
[insert potato famine insult to get a reaction]

*eats a flib flab with a tumbler of whiskey*

mmmmm :)

would knock any pom in this thread the fuck out if i ever saw you at my local maccas

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me apprehending some fresh runts

still howling at that yank who lived in birmingham for 6 years

>>66610695
why have you got a vendetta against tim tams

black people don't get as wrinkly when they get old as whites do

Tim Tam is BY FAR the greatest name for a biscuit 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es6U00LMmC4

WATCH THIS VIDEO NOW!!!

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hehe

>Greenwich tube bomb suspect named as Damon Smith

Wondering why you never heard about him? He's not a Muslim.

>Please note, an appeal will only be regarded as valid for consideration by the Student Appeals Committee if it is both submitted within 10 working days of you receiving notification of a Misconduct Hearing outcome, and is based on any of the following permissible grounds:

>(i) there has been a significant procedural irregularity or material administrative error resulting in an unfair or unreasonable decision; or

>(ii) the evidence of alleged misconduct is deemed insufficient to substantiate the allegation; or

>(iii) there is substantial evidence that:

>(a) was not previously known to the Head of School/Associate Dean/Accommodation Services Manager at the time of the Misconduct Hearing; or

>(b) demonstrates a penalty is disproportionate; or

>(c) the criteria used to determine a proportionate penalty, as contained in paragraph 10.1 of the Student Misconduct Procedure, were not appropriately applied.

Why bother?

>>66610758
Tim Tams are nice, I wish they still sold them here desu. and if they do then I've not seen them at my local shops for ages so fuck off

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>OI BRUCE THROW ANOTHER TIM TAM ON THE BARBY CUNT

bet you're all feeling foolish now that we are actually going to leave the EU and the market is going to plummet to undeveloped territory lol

>>66610780
1hr...
shan't be watching this
(am actually watching it now)

>Tim Tam is a brand of chocolate biscuit made by Arnott's and available in several countries. A Tim Tam is composed of two layers of chocolate malted biscuit, separated by a light chocolate cream filling, and coated in a thin layer of textured chocolate.

hmm might have to check the international section next time im at tesco

>>66610787
He was some weirdo bender who had a gun

>>66610780
didn't watch one picosecond of this

>>66610681
Yeah I just got them today :)

*open 4chan on phone in class*
*turn down brightness*

>>66610802
NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>66610742
Does pom only apply to english people?

wonder whatever happened to that birdcuck lad who was going mental from the birds outside his house

his slow descent into insanity was absolutey primo material

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EDDIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8YUCwlqQJY

new boglin watch lads

What's the difference between a timtam and a penguin?

>>66610810
stop appropriating our culture cunt

>>66610816
Very nice
What else have you got

>>66610810
They're nice. Better than a penguin bar anyway

looking for a slut with a nice butt to get a nut

>>66610849
Australian "culture"

>>66610825
>The terms Pommy, Pommie and Pom, in Australia, South Africa and New Zealand usually denotes an English person (or, less commonly, people from other parts of the UK).[6] The Oxford Dictionary defines their use as "often derogatory"[7] but after complaints to the Australian Advertising Standards Board regarding five advertisements poking fun at "Poms", the board ruled in 2006 that these words are inoffensive, in part because they are "largely used in playful or affectionate terms".[8] The New Zealand Broadcasting Standards Authority made a similar ruling in 2010.[9] Despite these rulings, the terms are considered offensive and derogatory by many British, regardless of context.

>the terms are considered offensive and derogatory by many British, regardless of context.

wtf

ahhh yes the infamous aussi quality posts

truly wondrous kafkaesque even dare I say

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me ripping a fat vape

>>66610875
FOP

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>A students' union has apologised for using the faces of Zayn Malik and Sadiq Khan - who both have Pakistani roots - to mark Black History Month.

>>66610849
i want to taste a time tame though

>>66610888
V Λ

business idea: UK-backed Australian invasion of the Eastern Territories currently known as "New Zealand" followed soon by an Australian-backed UK invasion of the West Island currently known as "Ireland"

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>>66610852
Thank you i got guppies.
I also got a betta but he is in a different tank.

>>66610723
is that why they voted to stay? for the constant health care they require?

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ah yes

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>>66610875
>tfw not a pom

>>66610875
It's a racist term and I won't stand for it in my /brit/ 2bqh

>>66610901
I won't stand for this.

brb getting lunch

>>66610875
lol imagine being offended about being called a pom.

Is Northern Ireland still dangerous?

business idea: Australian backed Australian invasion of the European Territories known as "The United Kingdom" followed by an Australian backed Invasion of the American territories known as "The United States"

>>66610941
lmao

we must be shipping off the runts to australia

>>66610954
yes, the wrong accent/look could get you killed in areas

>>66610433
how did you get that job iv been rejected twice :(

>>66610914
I've got a beta too
*throws you into pool*

meat is murder

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>Ian Paisley is still in Hell

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>>66610954
No it's just a shithole now

>>66610959
could you rename America to Perth please

>>66610959
You'd lose both times.

So very similar to every other Australian invasion 2bqh

>>66610930
Let me pull out all of my eyebrows and draw them back on again.

Fantastic idea.

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>>66610990
vegans are sissies

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>>66609366
>tfw very nice OP

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>>66610981
5 pounds he cost

>>66610992
Only the cities. But cities are always shit holes.

I am a god among runts

FOP&Y

>>66611010
>Isle of Man
>Not the Island from which Man first stepped foot on this world
>Not the place where Eden is
>Just some guy decided to call it the Isle of Man
Facebook Status: Disapointed.

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>tfw you will NEVER write songs protesting American imperialism in the 1960s and go on nightly drug-fueled sex marathons with multiple quasi-communist groupies who look to you as if you're God

>>66609393
>That angry Irish nonce
>not knowing Louth

literally made by a casual

my cat is a fucking faggot

and time before 6pm is too early if you ask me

>>66611040
Is he gonna stay in a separate tank?

OUR YEAR LA

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>>66611027
f

>>66611016
>taking the easy way out that (((they))) want you to take
meat eaters are cucks desu

>>66611045
in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king

>>66610930
the fucked up thing is just the missing brows, just let her grow her brows back and a tiny line of black around the eyes and she'd be good

>>66611082
Nelson died a hero's death, more than I can say about any of the French or Spanish cowards

>>66611046
that's still a man baby

About to walk to class
It's my chance to pass by the hallway gf

>>66611072
you shouldn't say that kind of thing about family

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>>66610076
No music whatsoever.

You won't have to wear earmuffs though. You'll have a radio on you 24/7 and you need to respond instantly if anyone calls your name

>>66611064
sounds like you'd be the type to wear che t-shirts

runtaloid

>>66611097
for
>>66611047

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>>66611046

>>66611027
Mental how small scale but high casualty battles used to be.

I mean it's just the battle of Trafalgar, it happens on one day and there are fucking 3 countries and 74 heavily armed state of the art (for thje time) ships involved killing over over 10 thousand people and wounding loads more.

We haven't seen that kind of shit in our lifetime.

30 FUCKING LITRES

>>66611141
He was already effeminate
don't see that often in repressed trannies

>>66611141
still has a manly jaw desu

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>>66611080
Yeah they fight with most other fish.

I take screenshots so it doesnt rotate btw

30 litres

>>66611124
She looks very like Lucy Pinder in this and that is nice imho

holy shit

I know where Tim lives

not going to post it here though because some autist will send him threatening memes

>>66611152
60,000 brits died on the first day of the Battle of the Somme
but yea youre right

>>66611131
Che wanted to distance Cuba from the Soviet Union, he was an enemy of the workers and the revolution 2bh

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>hour a half install
>crashes as it's about to finish

>>66611177
>>66611165
That wasnt me

Might have a shmoke lads

>>66611198
communism is a runt ideology. It's not even good on paper as turborunts often claim it to be. Why should everyone have the same amount of money for doing different things?

>>66611197
Yeah the somme is just, on another level, but still far before my time, far out of anything I have ever even seen reported on. But these battles with 1000s dying each day don't seem uncommon they get posted all the time on /int/ by whoever won's flag.

>>66611152
>>66611197
wait nevermind I think it was 60 000 casualties, 20 000 deaths

Why is Pan Head a cunt?

https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/791023040821882881

>>66611229
have we been exposed as kev stalkers

mum brought me back a packet of mini eggs from the shop

but theyre poppets mini eggs and taste shit

Passed by the hallway gf lads, we made eye contact today

Kev is 190 cm right?

I forget things

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477467046781.webm

>>66611229
Holy shit this is cancer to see. Just some newfag spouting memes on social media while crying about normies.

https://twitter.com/Lucy_Kites

>this is the /brit/ anime nonce

>>66611152
True, and also considering how much lower the population would have been back then anyway.

cat wants my lunch

>>66611288
didn't realise poppets were still a thing. thanks for me informing me lad, sorry about your sweets

Blacks say bruv
Pakis say mate
Whites say lad

>>66610908
HAHAHAHAH that's my uni
fucks sake

>>66611173
That is a nice fishie

>on liveleak
>yanks using the term 'lorry'

what

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shillary has lost 5-6 points in every poll across the board today. even CNN is saying trump is ahead now

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>A Wild British Bulldog Appears!
>FIGHT
>ITEM
>SHITPOST
>RUN

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>>66611152
>Be Romans and Italic allies
>march to Cannae
>Get there August 2, 216 BC
>50,000 casualties in a single day
>10,000 captured
>using only spears, swords, and arrows.
>"nearly six hundred legionaries were slaughtered each minute until darkness brought an end to the bloodletting."
>mfw


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cannae

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>>66611311

>>66611346
Blacks say bruv
Pakis say Here's the letter of expulsion
Thanks for being my friends
See you on the other side
Whites say lad

>>66611356
hugh lorry
doctor house

>>66611368
*stugeo used INDRYEF2*
*it's super effective*

Mental to think the descendants of King William the Bastard's mates still run the country.

nothing worse the waking up tired

why do poms call it a lorry

its a truck you turborunts

reminder black fast food workers in America spit in peoples food

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>>66611315
ip logger

do NOT click

blacks say cus
pakis say boss
whites say mate

>>66611444
Was watching a German film recently and a lot of them kept saying "Boss", not sure if it was just a mistranslation or if they actually do say that

bit weird desu

>>66611439
in white people's*

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>>66611439
>black
>workers

>>66611443
is it your twitter account

you absolute bellend haa

ich hab polizei

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>>66609366
>tfw of french and spanish descent
NOT happy with this edition

>>66611482
Will you spit in my mouth please?

i don't like tim tams

>>66611482
Hi hue!

>>66611528
time and place?

who else /bluebanana/

>>66611152
weird innit, in a multi billion dollar several year campaign like the iraq war a couple hundred british soldiers died. That was an average battle a hundred years ago

>>66611540
yeah they're pretty overrated 2bh

>>66611495
>dude let me in
>i'm a fairy

>>66611437
a truck is articulated
a lorry is not
a van is even smaller and more car like

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has anyone been to the netherlands

what's it like

>>66611575
nah i don't like them for the main reason that my teeth have basically no enamel so chocolate is painful desu

>>66610787
he actually is muslim

also he's a legit autist and part of le legun xD

>>66611599
been to amsterdam
it's degenerate

/brit/ reached newheights last night with the 330ml bud light gimmick

>>66611599
its like a nice version of britain with bike lanes everywhere

>>66611525
Whats this from again?

>>66611525
You need deported

>>66611609
>he actually is muslim
he's not though is he

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>>66611599
Its great, plenty of dank and hookers
[spoiler]Just wish I actually got a prossy out there so I could finally lose my virginity[/spoiler]

>>66611658
doesn't it have lots of muslims like britain though?

>>66611695
doesn't really make a difference to the quality of the place haha

silly aussies

>>66611717
>>66611717
lads

>>66611695
yeah its like mostly arab and turk i think

>>66611721
fuck off paki

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>>66611616
*tssssk*

here you go broski
something strong to kick off the evening!

>>66611686
can't you just go back? it's a hop skip and a jump away

>>66611695
not many muslims outside of london mate

>>66611676
he's a muslim convert

>>66611666
ancestryDNA

>>66611439
>Go to maccies
>Nog has to serve me
>Gives a lot of attitude, I get my food, walk out and go home
>The fucking idiot forgets my sauces for the nuggets
>Make a formal complaint about him
>They investigate him and give me a £5 voucher

ah yes

NEED a sexually frustrated gf