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/ARE IMG_1142 LAD/ edition
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anime
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korean pop
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Poleaboo come down home counties an we'll see what's what ya big samosa brained wally
Come on then let's av it I'll put you in the ground so ter speak
I shall protect the honour and virtue of your Polish targets at any cost you slimy south asian toad, you mental mohammedan, you sexually confused 'sheedicus maximus, yewww wankaaa
I shall put an end to your madness one way or another
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pooey lynx lad
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https://youtu.be/xUIBnmdJJ50

big choon

also,
>he doesn't replace the word paki with the phrase "south asian" in formal settings
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populism is the opium of the masses
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chink flatm8 called a queer for putting the milk in before the cereal

fucking runt chink better fuck off

says like 2 words a day
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>>66607237
>>66607270
>the face of shitposting
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>>66607237
That runt posting the MC "music" yesterday needs to get banned

Fucking faggot arsehole
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about quarter of a million neurons fired off after viewing this
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>populism is the opium of the masses
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Yawned very hard and can barely feel my legs.
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>>66607307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S70i91jSSK0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S70i91jSSK0
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>>66607300
>faggot
foy
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haven't worked a single day in the 21 years ive been on this planet
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>>66607294
yeah no shit you twat
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>>66607155

Because they're desperate not to upset the multicult applecart, so will either ignore the ethnicity of those commuting the crimes, or try to compare it to isolated incidents of white nonces as if to suggest they're the same issue.
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>>66607323
not even work experience in year 10?
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>>66607244
>do I believe muslims can be a problem in the UK
yes I do
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>>66607321
shut up man you toffee crisp
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>>66607323
sad! how do you afford to do things with your friends?
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Netflix is the opium of the masses
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>>66607294
Opium isn't even that popular anymore.
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>>66607323
I was 25 when I got my first job
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>>66607323
haha same here but for 45 years lmao
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>>66607296
>putting the milk in before the cereal
you're a disabled degenerate autistic bender tbqh. everything about you disgusts me. don't reply to this, filth.
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>>66607358
lol thats nothing try 57 years
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>Asian sex gang problem
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>>66607296
If I ever saw you irl I'd spark you so hard your spine would turn into a fucking flump
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>>66607340
oh please nobody did any actual work on that
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>>66607353
no lad. if it was then opium would be the opium of the masses you mongy spacker.
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>>66607353
give it a couple of years laddo trust me, I'm currently investing all my money in prospective opium dens
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>gi us ur pocket muney ya runt poof
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>>66607323
can't believe I started working at 16 to pay for runts like you
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>>66607385
t. paki rapist.
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>rotherham ACTUALLY happened
>the police ignored it because they were scared of being called racist
>the police LITERALLY arrested the parents that complained about their daughters being molested
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>>66607394
I... I don't understand ;_;
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>>66607390
>oh please nobody did any actual work on that
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>>66607390
I did. I wanted to do a manly industrial job so I worked it a factory that made big springsfor cars and shit spent all day dipping red hot glowing metal into water. Was fun desu
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>>66607296
would unironically kill you if you did that in front of me

>>66607440
sickening

I thought this was a civilised society 2bh
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bit cold out
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>>66607440
Wish I could refuse to do my job because I was worried about mean words
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watching some canadian runt freeze his ninnies off lads, fucking howling
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>>66607471
positively runtacious post
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Is IMG_1142 Tim, Jordan or Ed?
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Pharting. Pooing. Peeing. Pwanking. Puking. Psweating. Pdrooling. Psneezing. Pcoughing. Pbleeding. Pdying
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>>66607440
There are still girls coming out.

Read a story about a 13 year old girl who was raped multiple times by groups of these subhuman freaks only a few days ago.
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ahhh yes australian posters

very good very good
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>>66607445
that's cos you're thick a pigshit lad.
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https://youtu.be/HMQkV5cTuoY

germany very good yes
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>>66607261
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>>66607300
>MC "music"
Hm?
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stop killing the mandem and free palestine
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Why doesn't /brit/ have any art poofs who can create good editions like /britfeel/ ?

are we all runts and /britfeel/ is actually the smart people?

pic related
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>>66607546
don't stop sucking this dick

(double negative)
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>>66607515
VERY rude
blocked
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>>66607512
It's not about that, sure it's terrible but it's more about the police allowing it to happened because of PC bullshit
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>>66607440
>the police LITERALLY arrested the parents that complained about their daughters being molested

Not entirely accurate. A dad was arrested for assaulting a paki who he believed was exploiting his daughter.

Police aren't going to turn up to a house and arrest the paki getting beaten up are they?
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>>66607524
>cultural appropriation in the first five seconds

Ahh yes the vile hun
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>>66607524
Actually has more likes than dislikes.

REALLY makes ya think.
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>>66607561
because they're rentboys
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>>66607561
/brit/ is for failed normies
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got a hair dryer

hair is gonna look fab
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>>66607561
We have jobs and don't waste our precious free time on total shite
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*unsheathes Nigel*
*teleports behind you*
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>>66607561
because the people on /britfeel/ have literally nothing else to do
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>>66607561
Nobody here is autistic enough to spend so much time on pictures for 4chan (unless they're kevs)
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>>66607573
Doesn't make it any less worse for what the "police" did
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dropped my fecal matter in the indian section of the local asda

that'll show them
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>be me watching this morning a few days ago
>Marines off training school programme being interviewed
>Someone asks if a season with women will ever happen
>Awkward silence
>No, because you see the programme is based on reality...
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>>66607561
>sitting round pissing away hours to make a picture for a thread full of wankers like you
nah you're ok m8
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>>66607545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq7LxAnbgI0
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>it's a "the industrial estate across the canal is making loud noises all day" episode

ah yes
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Forgot to eat yesterday
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anyone else piss all over the place in public toilets?

love pissing all over the toilet paper

pure bants
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>>66607618
>I used something for the purpose it was designed for
yeah, you sure showed them
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ngl lads i smoke weed sometimes
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any literature man in
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-i00jDTe8I

thinking of you, Nigel...
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>all these excuses itt as to why /brit/ has no creativity or motivation
Howling
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>>66607655
Find the idea of it funny, but then the guy cleaning it up comes to mind.
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here's me reading the radical centrist seminal work "Fight fire with fire: an elegy for populism"
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>>66607647
i do this once a week
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cant tie my shoes and I'm 20 years old

I just tuck the laces into the sides

I've watched youtube videos but cant wrap my head around the loop part
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>>66607604
so-called "police"
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>>66607710
learned how to do them at 14
its never too late bruv
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>>66607647
FUCKING RETARD IDOT
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>>66607660
>No anakin
This is a WANK image you little cretinous runt, SCRAM!
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>>66607710
>>>/r9k/britfeel/
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business idea: start a british sex gang in pakistan
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watching some lad post on /int/ on a bus lads
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>have a job
>mfw all these autistic neets scream at me for smoking the odd bit of weed now and then
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>>66607710
how the fuck?
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>>66607684
Yeah, that's the funniest part
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asian sex gangs are the opium of the masses
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haha
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>>66607710
I learn how to tie my shoes when I was 3

you spacker
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>>66607710
>>66607725
Can't believe I'm posting with 'people' like this

You aren't human fuck off
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>>66607748
> have a job
> buy whatever i want when i need it
> never have to worry about running out of runt money
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>>66607655
absolute runt
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getting called a racist in greggs is the asian rape gang of the opium
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>>66607773
you that lad who spends thousands and thousands on clothes? yeah nice life haha
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Watching some slug on the bus watching another slug posting on /int/
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>there are people ITT right now who've NEVER had to use dialup
Sickening desu
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absolute love

posting like this

tbqh lads
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watching some runt look at another runt in a gay manner lads on this bus

he might be a bender what should i do
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ah yes...another postponed date...very impressive....
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Grandad just told me about /brit/ and said I should try it out
Told him I'd been on it for ages and he asked what my gimmicks were
Told him my gimmick and he beat the shit out of me
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smack is the opium of the missus
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farewell x
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>>66607815
Pull down your trousers and underwear and present yourself as an offering from the lads on /brit/
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had to stand on the train because i was too scared to ask the girl who had her bag on the seat to move it

haha
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>>66607561
thread hits limit under an hour or so usually thats why la
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>>66607534
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>>66607815
well, ask him first because it might just be a joke

if he is an actual bender, toss him under the bus
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>>66607841
it's fine you probably smell anyway
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Driving a bus atm lads, going to crash it because I know there's people on /brit/ aboard
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https://twitter.com/BrianKiddsMate/status/791262363819315200
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>tfw to smart too be racist

Racism is the last refuge of a dumb loser. People of all races deserve respect.
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on the bus lads, a couple seats up there appears to be some orgy going on, bit weird, don't know why the bus driver isn't stopping it

guess ill join it, no harm in it, nah?
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>>66607845
This 2bh
Who wants to spend a couple hours making OC for a thread that'll be gone in 40 minutes
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https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/791252607809486848

the gf is catching onto us lads
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>>66607534
>>66607848


hope her name is pronounces NAYNA or i might have some trouble screeching her name later on
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>>66607798
Only got a home internet connection in 2007.
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driving a bus full of runts lads
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>>66607604
Of course not, but manipulating the details of this incident is literally Yank nigger-tier behaviour.
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>>666
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>Tfw too be to racist smart a
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cider shits
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Im Jin-ah 2bh
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Lads I don't think the bus driver is paying attention to the road, he's just staring at /brit/, HELP he's a vile slug
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Am NOT a fan of this new "deny everyone their hard earned (You) by breaking the number into multiple lines" gimmick

Going to have to ask you all to cease doing so
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goodnight
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big fan of the new "downey" style pepes
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REALLY disliking this "gimmick" gimmick
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my penis is the opium of your mum
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only 60000 posts to go

will be very cool when someone gets the numbers
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>>66607955
have one on me qt x
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>>66607977
And that's it?

>>66607985
Always get a chuckle myself 2bh
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>>66607870
good post
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>>66607985
not a fan of this post
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I'll do what I like, lowly southern hemisphere slug
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>>66607989
that's good because she doesn't use opium
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poooooo in my willyyyyy weeeeeee in my buuuuuuummmmmm pooooo in my willyyyyyyyyyy pooooooo in my mouthhhhhhh weeeeeee in my mouthhhhhhhhhhh everythingggggg in my mouthhhhhhh i want to eat poooooooo and drink weeeeeeeee and *has a heart attack before i can pen the final stanza* oh.... to be taken..... afore my time..... what rotten fortune this be...........
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Can't feel my thumbs.
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>>66607870
cracking post
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Why don't Australians celebrate Halloween?
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The Southern Hemisphere is actually the north 2bh, you lads have just gotten it all mixed up
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>Hello
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>>6
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This slag was in BMS, honestly I'd still go deep
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>>66607710
Listen mate

1. Do an average tie/knot
2. Make two loops with each end of the string
3. Cross the loops over and put one loop into the little hole created by the crossing

You're basically making a knot but with two loops

Repeat this process to make it stronger
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>>66608017
splendid post
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>>66608034
We aren't yanks or pseudo-yanks
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>come to /brit/
>Find out Britain is as bad as America
At least you guys have Tesco
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>>66607990
ya daddys rich...and your maw is good looking...
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Vote now

http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
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NEED a gf lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9Wp6QVbsk

Ah yes the "master race of europe"

The superior culture of the Germans

hmm very insightful
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>>66608055
do i let go of the loops
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Australia is the last bastion of the White British race 2bh, England will fall very soon
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>>66608067
>no yank option
shite poll you absolute moron
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Sauntering to Waitrose. You lads want owt?
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>>66608067
>no yank
TRASH
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still howling at the fact that Leicester's skirt pics got found by his sister
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>>66608058
halloween is a mick holiday that yanks stole and aussies are all micks
so why dont australians celebrate samhain?
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whatever happened to poleboo lads?
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>>6
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t.strong aboriginal
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Here's the letter of expulsion

Thanks for being my friends

See you on the other side
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>>66608067
Surprised Yanks weren't an option tbqh
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>>66608112
who cares lol he's a bender they're always doing shite like that
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>>66608059
tesco isn't even that good

>>66608088
No you hold onto the loops until you pull it through the hole and you let go

Honestly i was like you at 15 and had to force myself to learn how to do laces
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>>66608090
>planning two week vaca
>contact aussie government to see if there will be any visa issues
>no reply
>two weeks later get this in the mail
I forgot y'all were full
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>>66608130
dont off yourself ribena
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>66608116
*SQUISH*
*SQUASH*

another yankWORM ANNIHILATED.
when will they learn that /brit/ is not their general?
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>>66608122
He's been expelled from uni and now he's pretending to be suicidal for (You)s
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>>66608131
You're shit, but not the worst thing to happen to this place
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>>66608130
The fuck did you do
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>>66608139
>tesco isn't even that good
Well... what about Nandos?
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Washed my hair now its gone mental for the next 2 days

Can't even leave my house
Hate washing my hair
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>>66608165
hownew.ru
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>>66608067
>no Amir "Poleaboo" Hussain option

pathetic
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>>66608175
Oh is it poleaboo? I don't follow that runt
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>>66608147
You would rather someone elses blood be spilled?

>>66608165
Offended a couple of Polish girls

I was fucked because the principal was Polish too
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daytime /brit/ is really awful
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>>6
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>He isn't doing nopoo
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>>66608165
I bet you're one of the cretinous facebook posters
fuck off
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>>66608140
>vaca
Not only are you using the wrong word, it's holiday, but just using the word "vaca" unironically is reason enough to be shot 2bh you poofter
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>>66608187
hey here's a thought

why don't you just not stalk people and spy on them? why don't you just keep your weird thoughts about them to yourself?

huh really makes you think doesn't it
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*opens /brit/*

Ah yes, the runt farm is doing quite well.
Up their hotpockets and anime magazine supply for the week, Jeeves.

*closes /brit/*
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>>66608214
>nopoo

Is that like nofap?

Don't think I could hold it that long 2bh
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stop FUCKING
responding to IT


you BLOODY IDIOTS
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*owner opens /brit/*

*howl in terror and beg for hot pockets*
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>>66608237
no shampoo
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>>6660
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It's very simple, and it helps retain natural oils in your hair
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>>66608231
is this you
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>>66608229
I didn't fucking stalk anyone
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greasy hair best hair
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*opens my notes for class*
ahh fascinating
*closes the tab and goes back to reading /brit/*
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doggo
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>>66608290
surely putting a camera in their bathroom while they shower naked is positively stalker-esque?
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>>66608260
you're not my real dad
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>>66608214
gonna be doing nohair soon enough haha
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Reason 381 why I love America


I can be 5'10 and 250 pounds and still be 10 people away from being the fat guy
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wish pakipoo would just accept the guilt for what he did

his dindu nuffin attitude is pathetic
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civilisation is a social construct
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>I didn't fucking stalk anyone
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>>66608319
Are there pics?
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thinking of making a cheese toastie

I have worcester sauce, encona original, and a lidl nando xtra hot knock off

having trouble choosing 2bh
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>>66608303
This is a quality post. A+ imo
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Some lad in my lecture was bulk buying condoms on his laptop, s-surely he can't get through that many?
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Why does no one like Greg Rutherford?

Is it because he's a ginger poof?
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off to bed lads, god bless x
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>>66608362
sounds like an absolute runt 2bh
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>>66608352
yes but posting them here would get you banned and van'd
I daresay even asking for them would get you banned and van'd
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just bought a bulk package of condoms lads
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any /oxford/ lads here?
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>>66608017
Phenomenal post mate
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>>66608373
think i saw him on nevermind the buzzcocks once
*waits for you to carry on*
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feel like beating a few runts up
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Thinking about purchasing a few chickens lads, got a nice spot in the backyard where I could fit a nice sized coup. Would save a lot on eggs on top of them being very fresh

My very own real-life runt farm
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>using condoms
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*flicks through the latest BuzzFeed article*

thats it! I'm becoming a journalist.
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>>66608403
piss off nerd
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>>66608319
Wasn't charged over that
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>>66608357
Starve yourself instead la
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>>66608362
some people have lots of sex, anon
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>>66608403
got rejected from oxford, at imperial now

I tell myself that imperial is better for engineering anyway
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>>66608433
but you did do it though

stop conflating "what you got in trouble for" with "what you actually did wrong"
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>>66608433
what were you charged specifically with then?
enlighten us
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>>66608130
why would you cover your name? we all know it's Omar Hussein you paki
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>>66608362
fact: 99% of condoms are used for pranks
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wish the producers of the Tim show would ramp it up, this season has been awfully dull so far, going to drop in ratings
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sent an email to the detective

I've officially been expelled from RGU, they keep insisting that my crime was serious. It's not fair, can't you offer a word in my defence? I'm not a bad person and I don't deserve this, they've never even really spoken to me, they don't know who I am, I don't know why they're treating me this way but if you speak up for me, that'll cripple their flimsy "argument" against me.
We've barely spoken either and I know you hate me but you at least pretended to be nice, nicer than most people I come across, you said I could speak to you I remember that, I'm not expecting much from you, not even a reply but I have to do shit like this to say "I tried" so that there aren't any doubts or regrets when it comes to whatever is next for me (NOT A THREAT, I know how it sounds but you should know by now that I'm a poor writer).
Our of interest, do you feel you did the right thing? Am I such a bad person?

>>66608473
I made these threads
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/15202084
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/17207990
and this blog (see February and March 2015 entries)
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/

This apparently violated this law
http://www.legislation.gov.uk/asp/2010/13/section/39/enacted
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>>66608502
>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/15202084
>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/17207990
>and this blog (see February and March 2015 entries)
>https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/
yeah that's all quite stalkerish amir

you got what you deserved
>>
>>66608460
>I tell myself that imperial is better for engineering anyway
It genuinely is though

t. Imperial civil engineering grad now doing a masters at Oxford
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I just came by so I could thank you for your women, I fucked three british chicks since the term started. Gotta love erasmus
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>>66608529
But I didn't physically stalk them or attempt to make contact with them
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>>66608502
>ruining your life for this
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RbDFh3dJd0

Doing a groove to this pirate install music
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>>66608502
just read those threads again you dirty spacker
can you honestly think thats all okay and you dont deserve it
not to mention filming her
please die
>>
should shower desu
>>
A rectal prolapse is not fun lads
>>
only wash when my scalp is scabbing up
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>>66608595
There is still a price that must be paid by someone other than myself

The scales shall be balanced

>>66608599
She was never meant to see them
>>
>>66608532
is there a high chance of you making lots of money in the future
>>
How do you feel knowing that Monty had high functioning aspergers?
>>
>>66608628
honestly you should just murder her then an hero
>>
>>66608532
yeah, I'm a working class runt and I really wanted to get to oxford to prove a point I guess

might do a masters there, how hard was it to get an offer? I'm probably going to get a first btw
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>>66608628
>There is still a price that must be paid by someone other than myself
>The scales shall be balanced
amir this won't fix anything
just carry on with your life and try to accomplish something

crying about it and making threats of violence will just get you arrested again and because you've been selfmedding you'll end up in the loony bin
>>
>be me
>in class, very quiet, unknown.
>get the idea to buy condoms in class so theasy people who sit behind me think I'm cool and not a Virgin.

Do you think it worked?
>>
>>66608679
Why do I care about being arrested anymore?

There's nothing to lose

Being arrested would give my life more of a shape (I'm waiting for release and figuring out how prison works)

>>66608649
She's not even the one I hate the most, it's the uni staff who never gave me a chance
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>>66608679
>try to accomplish something
do you realise what kind of a runt you're telling this to?
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>>66608698
not a chance
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>>66608717
>it's the uni staff who never gave me a chance
But she's the root of that problem, I bet she's very smug about the whole situation too

Just end her
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>>66608717
what do you expect though
imagine reading those comments as someone who isnt used to reading 4chan and r9k tier shit
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are "asians" retarded?
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>tfw think I have a receding hairline
>tfw 23

I have thick hair though and a fringe though
>>
>>66608717
Prison is no joke lad, you're not going to be raped or beaten up but it fucks your head right up
>>
https://twitter.com/PyroBarz/status/790194130169294848
>>
>>66608789
mine's just started going back on the edges

chill out mate, you've still got a year left at least just make the most of it
>>
>>66608717
prison is not very fun

nor is killing yourself
(you won't have the bottle to kill anyone nor yourself by the way)

just don't bother because you'll just fuck up your life even more than it already is fucked up, and you're not going to accomplish anything from that.
You have to try to fix your life and turn it around on a good path. Sulking about things because you did something wrong and it didn't go your way isn't going to solve anything Amir.

>>66608725
I have to try.
>>
>>66608789
Poleaboo used finasteride....it's not great, try duta
>>
>>66608789
some people can pull off the skinhead look, good luck bruv
>>
>>66608831
>I have to try.
by keeping him alive you're making the world a worse place
>>
>>66608798
not if goes in as a vulnerable trans woman
>>
Why do Aussies overvalue their contribution to /brit/? Do they not realise that the only people who actually like them are the few pakis that come on here?
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>do a post
>decide it's stupid
>delete it
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>>66608891
why are you even bringing them up you gay cunt
>>
>>66608915
Alri Rasheed.
>>
>>66608897
wish you'd done that

>>66608891
they're like that painfully unfunny lad that's always making rubbish jokes and thinks he's hilarious. there's no helping it.
>>
>>66608814
>"YOU'RE LUCKY IM NOT OUT HERE TRYING TO CATCH CASES F AM"
>>
>>66608897
maybe on facebook but on 4chan my name and face isn't attached to it so i don't give a shit
>>
>>66608924
hehe ya got me
>>
>>66608831
I don't care, I just want the pain to stop
>>
>>66608897
are you me?
>>
Fuck off Pan Head you knob
>>
>>66608858
No, if he tries to kill himself he'll probably fuck it up and not actually die
then he'll get sectioned
mental hospitals are shit

if he assaults others with a deadly weapon he'll go to prison
prison is shit too

I'd like to talk him down from doing utterly stupid shit that won't actually accomplish anything
>>
>>66608987
join the army m8, it's a bit like prison but you get money too
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>Spiderboo's pathetic exploits are finally catching up to him
NGL lads, feeling a strong sense of satisfaction from this.
>>
Reminder that Ribena felt up some underage kids at his amusement park job.

He deserves no sympathy.
>>
>>66609026
can I pet plz?
>>
>>66609020
Not fit enough for the army
>>
>>66608987
then occupy your mind with other thoughts

or try killing yourself in a way that doesn't affect anyone else if you think it'll help you
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ahhh yes, autumn

the time of year when millions of canadians fall and die, and my annoying neighbor spends every day sucking them up and blowing them around
>>
>>66609020
because the army totally wants a mentally ill tranny paki
>>
smoked all my weed and am now coming down

eughj
>>
>>66609049
Can't prove shit
>>
>>66609051
it's not a real dog though :/
>>
>>66609004
Why do you care really

>>66609077
you have to admit it'd be funny though
>>
>>66609026
what happenfing
>>
>>66609104
i'm sorry it just looked so happy
>>
>>66609077
He wouldn't be accepted anyway if he has diagnosed mental health problems.
>>
the naginata is a woman's weapon
>>
>>66609064
he sounds like a faggot
>>
>>66609111
Everyone makes lots of mistakes. It's no reason to kill yourself or kill others.

Amir is acting too much on his emotions rather than logic.
>>
Suzie Dent is a fine looking lass for 50. Better than that hideous fat minter Carol Vorderman.
>>
STOP GIVING THE DEGENERATE PAKI ATTENTION
>>
>>66609225
*gives you attention*
>>
>>66609064
I love Autumn, not too cold and not too warm and Tesco start doing their 3 beers for £5 deal again
>>
why are jews so intelligent? we all know whites are more intelligent because we evolved having to survive through winters, but jews are from the middle east. what gives?
>>
stop killing the transdem
>>
>>66609268
they're not
>>
>>66609181
>Amir is acting too much on his emotions rather than logic.

suppose he wasn't lying when he said he was a woman then
>>
>>66609246
well that's alright lad

because I'm neither paki nor degenerate
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>>66609281
ok
>>
>>66609181
I think it's a lost cause at this point
>>
>>66607422
I want to see that anime creampied
>>
>>66609268
Asians are more Intelligent than whites too.
>>
>>66609303
very good post
>>
>>66609317
it's never a lost cause
>>
>>66609307
t. paki degenerate
>>
>>66609321
yeah but they also had to survive cold winters m8
>>
is this old woman attractive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlVjE4otV7g
>>
>>66609349
...it is sometimes
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>>66609366
>>66609366
>>66609366
lads
>>
I'm really sure the paki who's to scared to text a polish girl is going to kill someone

Such a scary, scary little paki.
>>
>falling for the degeneracy meme
>falling for the racism meme
>>
Reminder that trying to appeal to Amir's better nature is pointless. He's been on here for years and many people have tried giving him advice on bettering himself. Has he taken any of this advice? No. He just likes the illusion of people caring about him.
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