/brit/

how many lads does it take to change a light bulb?
a ladder

haha

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Fuck brexit racists

Britain is a racist country now

off to maccas lads

thank god for globalisation

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A television advert in which a tearful woman meets a slimmer and happier version of herself has been banned by the Advertising Standards Authority.

The ASA said the advert "implied that weight loss was the only solution to her problems".

It went on: "It therefore implied that those with insecurities about their bodies, and particularly their weight, could only achieve happiness and self-confidence through weight loss.

"We therefore concluded that the ad presented a socially irresponsible approach to body image and breached the code."

It ruled that the advert must not appear again in its current form and told Diet Chef "to ensure that their products were advertised in a socially responsible way".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37773576

plod nicked me for tucking into a bacon butty outside the mosque
rasheed was proper fuming

>>66604438
come to paris x

>>66604424
Whats the point of faking something so obviously, twitter only has 140 characters
Put some fucking effort in

>>66604424
>drumpf
lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

She was against Brexit during the referendum, this is hardly a revelation.

>>66604468
mate give your head a wobble, it was hilarious

mates got banned from the club last night ffs

Had a dream I got like 10 (you)s

>>66604398
Cześć!

Officially been expelled

Going to beg the detective to do something but it doesn't matter

Just gonna buy what I need to, make the trip and then end the story

is it ok that i think the only country worthy of existing in Europe is the UK and maybe the Netherlands, Norway and Switzerland as well? What do other countries actually contribute?

>>66604606
war and problems

*walks into thread contently eating me dinner, watching the runts scuttle about*

>>66604604
Tell us the story

>>66604424
kek 54% of jews voted out

i bet that statistic has /pol/ crying

*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

*snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff*...oh yes my dear....*sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....*sssssssnniff*...eggs I smell?......*sniff sniff*....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....*sniff*....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....*ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff*....ah yes...and also....a hint of....*sniff*....cheese.....quite wet my dear....*sniff*...but of yes...this will do nicely....*sniff*.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

*BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF*

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

Misanthrope here, AMA.

Got my fish

Inb4 runts in their runt home

>>66604672
glorious

Really might have to break up with my gf.

She sits at home all day playing bingo on her laptop using my money and refuses to get a job. She keeps telling me she loves me and is trying but I think she's just sponging off me.

I'm left with about £25 a month after all my expenses and that was around £300 when I was single.

>>66604633
mate you're talking to poleaboo

the entire story is all over /brit/

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Forgot pic

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>>66604672
why would you do this

>>66604691
if this is a gimmick: hilarious, love it.
if it's not: neck yourself.

>>66604672
shan't even bother to gloss over this

>>66604708
>(2.72 MB, 3264x2448)
Shan't be opening this

>>66604702
TL;DR

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>sister has been in debt for a long time because she's constantly getting credit cards and then maxing them out by buying clothes, shoes, bags etc
>"She's not financially irresponsible, she just made a mistake, we all do it!"
>I was neet for a few years because I have severe depression and BPD
>"No, you're just lazy and don't want to do anything!"


I don't understand

“Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.”

wew lads

>>66604672
I nominate this for gimmick of the century

>>66604672
stellar post

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Guys want to hear a joke?

>>66604769
nah, you're alright

>>66604702
Why didn't you (you) me, you know what I'm planning right?

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>>66604769
Finland.

So what's the key to getting a gf

>>66604739
Mental illness isn't real, its just an excuse for being a lazy weirdo, like dyslexia is an excuse for being thick

>>66604708
Bit of a small tank, how many litres is it?

>>66604739
you both sound trashy lol

>>66604736
Uni arrests, suspends for 2 years and finally expells a lad who hurt some girls feelings

>>66604783
i'll give you a (you) since im feeling nice

what on earth are you planning?

>>66604810
We were both abused by our parents haha

THIRTY FUCKING LITRES!!!!!!!!

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#draintheswamp

>>66604744
just listened to this speech

incredible

So kill a bunch of elderly staff or aim for a couple of roasties?

>>66604486
This is simply not true. This is the biggest breaking news since the Paris attacks in Europe.

The Brexit has officially caused a state of emergency in England, people are starving it's basically the American Great Depression of the 1920s on steroids.

>>66604827
Can't say

But ask yourself, what would you be planning in this situation?

>>66604604
Stream it

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>>66604863
>The Brexit has officially caused a state of emergency in England, people are starving it's basically the American Great Depression of the 1920s on steroids.

>>66604856
Pakis.

>>66604863
Give it ten years, you won't be far wrong.

>>66604879
Probably how to get my life back on track desu

>>66604863
The point she was comparatively quiet during the campaigns which gave her enough room to lead brexit but not now

>>66604906
Alri Jock?

>>66604928
From haxball?

>>66604922
Ah yes, good point.

LOOOOL

poleaboo has finally cracked, cannot believe we'll see him in the news, he's going to be famous

what are the changes rodger cudswich wins the by-election for the nodingsferdshire seat?

haxxball where

>>66604781
>>66604786
>be in summer cottage
>go boating with your uncle
>uncle stands up in boat and starts to mastorpate furiosly
>i too start to touch my peepee and suck uncles dick

>grandma looks from cottagess teracce what are the boys up to
>grandma hornies up and starts to finger herself

>neighberhours cottages man sees grandma and the boy and the uncle and starts to masturbate
>neighberhour has a stroke when he cums and shits in his pants and dies

>russia spent an agent to check supictous behaving near russian border
>russian agent looks with a sniper how uncle and the boy suck eachother off and how grandma is pleasuring herself plus the neigberhour who is covered in shit and dead
>agent reports back to HQ
>HQ wont let agent back in russia because they think the agent went insane
>agent starts to masturpate and shoots himself

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>>66604863
People were starving in the UK before Brexit.

>brexit doesn't have anything to do with heathrow
>the pm's honest view of brexit isnt significant

Retarded rorkes out

>>66604971
dave was a shit PM wasn't he

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alri calais nigs, i-i got a room you can have

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>>66604672
Did a drawing of what I believe this post is about

>>66604805
It is 20 gallons

>>66604971
Literally just free advertising of foodbanks in the news

>>66605010
Yeah, but he's too oily for anything to stick.

Remember that time he literally fucked a pig? No one goes on about it anymore.

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>>66604604
>Officially been expelled

WE'RE FINALLY FREE OF THE CURSE

DEUS VULT!!

brothers having a go at me for having a shit in the bathroom

what?

Hating missing the world at one due to work

There is literally nothing more grim than sharing the lunch hour with colleagues

>>66604895
I want it covered on the news

No one cares about dead pakis

Where the fuck do I start with poleaboo? His blog is all over the place

>>66605058
rasheed

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>>66604967
can i get (you)s already
i went though so much translating this

>>66605056
>Dead white girls
Why does this make you happy?

>>66605078
maybe if you're doing runtwork

>>66605119
There are arcs now

>>66605119
As with any shit gimmick the creator eventually loses interest and the story begins to go haywire
Looks like he's finally putting it to rest though

>child refugees
>social media messages
FUCK OFF YOU DRUNK OLD FART

love it when I can see several hidden posts all lining up, caught by my wonderful filters. So much runtacious snivelling I never have to lay eyes on.

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can feel a poo coming

>>66605164
Yeah but I'm ending on the highest note possible

Tell /pol/ and Reddit the truth, let them know I wasn't just some paki

>>66604805
>>66605033
madting

Made a mistake with a customers account and he found back mad as fuck when he found out but said he wish he got that lads name and im howling

>>66605210
*positions my mouth over your bumhole*

What are your thoughts on uppity niggers?

>>66605273
Gay german

might take some speed

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>I pronounce says as "sayz" instead of "sez"

>>66605295
*runs away with your (You)*

>>66605314
More of a nigger thing tbf

>>66605299
better than taking some slow i guess

Need to suck a willy or a clit

yeah fuck you guys too

ah yes general


ah yes

>>66605377
bender

>>66605322
Give it to me, lad

>>66605377
what's the punchline?

120 days of snow lads

>>66604967
>>66605130
nice one lad

>>66605407
Thought it was a bumhole, turns out it's just a bloke kissing a baby
bit of a risky click but it worked out haha

>>66604971
so it all started with Labour, and the Tories couldn't mop up their mess quick enough

get's the ol' noggin all fired up that one does

>>66605414
look in your pocket

i swear that bumhole used to be a lot hairier!

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>>66605386
>>66605434
>>66605459
Thanks for the (you)s dipshits now ill inflate the (you) market with fake (you)s

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>>66605506

*Strolls into /brit/ pub*
A pint of bitter for me and a guiness for Patrick

new phone doesn't allow you off camera sound

shit

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>>66605506
Have another (You) friend!

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Would you trust someone like this around your kids?

IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD

>>66605572
root it you fuckwit

Fucking hell people will NOT stop talking about the US election
>in seminar
>lecturer asks us to talk in groups factor endowment theory in relation to China, Japan and Germany and what factors are most abundant
>one person randomnly starts going on about how a vote for Trump is a vote for WW3
>another one agrees and says that Hilliary isn't much better and Americans are stupid for not voting for Bernie
>other guy agrees
>me and another group member tell them to both shut up becuase it literally has nothing to do with our work
>

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need a black gf lads

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Dear oh dear I'm only 3 blog posts in and poleaboo sounds like a lost cause

>>66605586
For me, it's Stalin or nothing

>>66605572
act like youre taking a selfie

>>66605572
is it a phone from a Japanese manufacturer?

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Who /takenaselfieandthecameramadeasound/ here?

>>66605467
>this is what Rorkes genuinely believe

>>66605589
>root it you fuckwit
nerd lol
>>66605603
I am, I don't want them to look at me when I take my selfies

>>66605604
samsung j3

>>66605586
Is this from Dark Justice or whatever they're called?

>>66605467
350k using foodbanks under Cameron, LABOURS FAULT!

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did a poo

brushed the teeth

making some coffee

should i cheat on the chinese gf with a middle aged half black woman? rather large chebs mind

>>66605591
I always here people talking about it public and they're so deluded

>aul lad going on about Trump
>saying Trumps going to make the EU the 52nd state
>starts going on about the Vietnam war
>then moves onto Iraq

It was actually impressive how ill informed yet opinionated he was on each subject

>>66605628
>not buying a flagship phone
brought it upon yourself

>>66605527
>>66605573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOavVbOKcco
You were all played like a damn fiddle

>>66605665
shan't

>>66605662
>half black
no such thing

>>66605658
Impressive if it wasn't afternoon already.

Why do I fall in love with everyon woman who shows me the least bit of attention?

>>66605652
>>66605622
you haven't posted anything to dispute my claim
it really makes you think

>>66605662
Absolutely.
Send pics.

>>66605662
depends on the face abd rest of body
large chebs are decent but if the face and body is shit it's a no from me

>>66605683
yeah but if i say she's black you might think of some darker than dawn type woman when she's pretty light (for a black)

sometimes it ain't easy lads

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>>66605676
your... demise... will... come... swiftly....

>>66605694
Well, clearly the only really MASSIVE growth (i.e over 100%) in foodbanks only happened in 2011/12-2012/2013.

What's more, the burden of proof is on you to support your claim with actual evidence in the first place.

Noodles for lunch lads

Again

>>66605694
The first food bank was open in 1967 in the USA, so it was Lydon B Johnson's fault.

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me on the left

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>>66605754
heh...try me.....

>>66605797
is he having a sniff?

>>66605690
They're giving you what you need desu

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>>66605763
>>66605694
What's more, foodbank use continued to skyrocket as Tory leadership continued on.

>>66605795
The first person to try and solve a problem isn't responsible for causing the problem, moron.

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>>66605802
I'll break your jaw you frogposting faggot.

Ahh, yes

The "Day Zero" unpaid work when starting a new job to go over the 1 hour Health and Safety and do the rest of the shift unpaid.

>>66605839
>faggot
fuck off yank

>>66605815
U wot

>>66605690
you don't really fall in love
you just have something for them. you'll think about the girl for a few day then move to the next one who asks you for the way or something

Does anyone know what that polish girl on poleaboo looks like? Said he posted pics to r9k last year

I'm sick lads :(

>>66605832
>The first person to try and solve a problem isn't responsible for causing the problem, moron.

Ahh yes because people never take advantage of state safety nets

eeeeeeeeerrrrr

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>>66605839
you brought this upon yourself then.....
ill give you one more chance.... seek forgivness or .... DIE...

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rorke

>>66605876
Actually, yes, they very rarely do. The vast majority of people on unemployment benefit are off it again within six months.

ah, yes

The forgetting to go to tutorial episode

>>66605894
*unsheathes katana*
Heh, you're gonna eat those words kid
*Forms power stance*

>>66605892
urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>tfw no Ukip member bf to colonize my womb

Lads im sick ):

>>66605690
happens to almost all km virgins

>>66605685
it's actually 7am

>>66605921
>colonize
About to colonise the inside of your skull with my cricket bat if you don't FUCK OFF

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>>66605832
Just saying that means nothing. Usually, there's a temporal lag between any political/economical decision the government takes from when it actually takes effect. No mention that said increase could have nothing to do with Cameron's policies, but external influences like that of the 2008 crisis

tl;dr your proofs prove nothing

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>>66605913
HAHAHAHAHAHA *maniac laughter*
I won't even need my katana for this....
*sheathes katana*

>>66605904
Agree to disagree

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>>66605690
>tfw no qt eccentric girl to break me out of my shell

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>>66605897
Rasheed

>>66605859
Attention, lad

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>>66605952
Then explain THIS, moron.

>>66605921
>womb
no on likes black girls

>>66605956
You are too rude
Lads shouldn't be mean to girls

>>66605921
you wouldnt want them, they're pr*destants

>>66605976
go out of ur shell urself then get a eccentric gf haha

>>66605968
Yes, but Occam's Razor compels us to assume that, without any proof to contrary, that the skyrocketing in the use of foodbanks is directly correlated to David Cameron being the PM.

>>66606017
>pr*destants
Ah yes, what a marvel the Irish brain truly is. More akin to a chimpanzee than to the modern man.

>>66606014
>tfw you're poseiden god of the sea

>>66605995
>moron
foy

>>66605586
alri speedway

http://www.fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=5058851

>>66605921
Pls be in Buenos Aires

I hope scotland and north ireland secede and england's economy goes to shambles

Let's see your much-vaunted "banter" then

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>>66606148
>sweden gets blown the fuck out by brits
>comes to /brit/ assblasted

>>66606032
True, but correlation doesn't always mean causation.

Not a fan of commies, but I could say the Lula years here were truly wonderful because they had good numbers and put the responsibility of all of that on him, but that'd be a shallow evaluation.

[spoiler]trump gained 1.8% in the cesrusc poll today lol[/spoiler]

>>66606185
thanks for correcting the record

>>66606148
Fuck off you dumb subhuman cunt, IKEA is absolute dogshit and Nordic interiors are for fucking rentboys

Also literally every Volvo driver I know is bent

Would spark you out

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>>66605976
>tfw I was getting really close with one the other night and she was perfect
>Qt, clever, fun, similar interests
>Then she stopped messaging back

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>It's another 'Poleaboo makes empty threats for attention'

>>66606180
No, but it is more likely in this situation that social conditions are being driven by the policy of the current government and not the government of 10 years ago.

And even if it was, the fat things are getting worse faster after so many years of tory government is not a ringing endorsement for their ability to deal with the problem.

>>66606148
but sven both of those """countries""" are leeches, we would do better without them

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Lunch

>>66606148
The funniest thing is believing Shiteland and Northern Direland are important to the British economy

never experienced rejection because i refrain myself from trying to take over if there's a chance of failure haha

>>66606248
A runt's feast

>>66606248
looks like proper diarrhea not joking

>>66606280
>diarrhea
foy

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Lunch

>>66606248
Sweet gamer keyboard bro. You game ? :)

>>66604640
I'm not sure about /pol/, because I don't go there outside of election days, but personally I think Jews are fairly conservative and vote toward the right, unfortunately the high powered left is also completely saturated with Jews who have an agenda and hire each other to keep the power structure controlled by the very very close Jewish community. I don't think the average Jew on the street is "in on the plan" but there is definitely a problem with kikes on the left like Holywood movies/TV and America's political system (nearly half of the supreme court is Jewish when they make up 2% of the American population).

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>>66606263
I do the same

Haha

I would never ask a girl out on a date because I'm terrified she'll say no

Need a bf

>>66606276
>>66606280
It's spicy as fuck though

And delicious

I've literally been eating like a chink for weeks now

>>66604879
Just kill yourself alread you useless kiddy fiddling fuck. Stop with all this

I'M GUNNA DO IT, I'M GUNNA KILL MYSELF GUYS

NOTICE ME GUYS I'M TOTALLY GUNNA DO IT!!!@@@@@@

GUYS....

GUYYYYYYSSSS..... I'M GUNNA DO IT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ME I'M GUNNA DO IT


You literally are Scott Malkinson from this season of South Park.

>>66606306
Just call her a cunt if she says no and walk away

>>66606326
Made you as racist as a chi*k too smdh

Not sure whether I should message this girl tb h

Can feel the stirrings of oneitis inside me and I only just got over the last one

>>66606348
Who says he's going to kill himself and not others?

>>66606306
I never ask a girl out until I know it's 100% going to work. also i didn't ask a lot of girls out because it's kinda hard to find one that really gets me heart firing

feeling chilly

>>66605863
I'll post pics when I get home, there are two

>>66606389
I was doing oneitis

Now I'm doing twoitis

This is hell

>>66606361
Nah

My ego literally would be crushed. It's fragile already

Brexit is becoming an all purpose vehicle for a xenophobic Tory-right agenda which has no electoral mandate & makes no economic sense

>>66606148
Westminster puts more money into Northern Ireland than it gets out, and Scotland is the same now that the price of oil has dropped

http://scholar.harvard.edu/files/juliaminson/files/do-gooder_derogation.pdf
Really made me think.

I want a something like cyanide but much slower acting

I want to go on a stabbing spree and die a few days after I'm caught

>>66606295
have you ever typed on a nice mechanical keyboard? it's amazeballs

Absolute wanker sitting next to me.

>>66606483
Literally me

>>66606470
instead of calling everyone who voted for Brexit racist, maybe you should look at why they voted for Brexit

>>66606497
that's not nice :(

>>66606436
Your ego will recover

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>Brexit is becoming an all purpose vehicle for a xenophobic Tory-right agenda which has no electoral mandate & makes no economic sense

>>66606483
Veggies are the worst though

>>66606470
Leftie butthurt is SOLE reason I voted for Brexit.

Worked like a dream t b h

>>66606502
Tbf the biggest reasons for people I know were nationalist bravado (i.e. we don't need no FOREIGNERS telling us what to do) and fear of immigrants. Both of which are a bit xenophobic.

He left. Now there's a complete and utter tosser there. I want the other guy back.

I have an appeal...I want it in person with the principal

>>66604398
People seem to forget that the Tories were always the divided party. They were divided over Thatcher. They were divided over Europe for decades. They were divided over modernisation. The Major scandals were a national embarrassment. They divided over who should be leader during the "New Labour" years.

Underage children on /brit/ are only familiar with the Cameron years where he quite skillfully united the party. They weren't around to see that the Tories are historically the party of civil war. Now that Cameron is gone, they'll go back to it: over Europe, over Heathrow, over Grammar Schools etc. May doesn't have anywhere near the skill that Cameron had at uniting the party.

The Cameronites are already plotting against her. She's a dead woman walking.

>>66606044
imagine being a monkey
that would be fun
or a dog
stress of being a human 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2aOHaUVEOQ

The fuck happened to Pokemon

>>66606585
and that's wrong?
are you the moral authority on this issue?

Fucking hell shattered been awake since 1

>>66606644
t. read an article on the Telegraph and skimmed through the Tories wikipedia page

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haven't had a poo since saturday

>>66606644
Labour is more divded at the moment.

>>66606044
*flings poo*
*at you*

Might vote Lib Dem lads

poleaboo wait why is there a big jump from march to april?

One minute he's watching WWE the next he's talking about criminal investigations?

bls respond :DD

>>66606680
did a poo on sunday then another poo yesterday

hate doing poos

only really have 1 a week smfh

>>66606673
Just saying that a lot of the reasoning behind the leave vote was based off xenophobia and paranoia, not making a moral judgment on it (I could if you like though).

>>66606680
That's not healthy, lad

>>66606654
would like to be a mantis
or an owl

>>66606745
I have 1 every night before bed usually
>tfw night pooer
I don't know whats going on

>>66606772
>1 poo each day

how?

do you eat like a horse

>>66606681
Yes "at the moment". But I'm just making the point that Cameron did not receive anywhere near as much credit as he deserved for doing an almost impossible job of dividing the various factions inside the Tories. His downhill was when he gave in and allowed a referendum to happen which divided the party all over again.

Right now the Labour Party is more divided over leadership but in the coming months you're going to see a total crisis emerge in the Tories far worse than Labour.

>>66606751
so these people aren't allowed a voice?
yes please make a moral judgement

SHOULD I TEXT THIS GIRL EVEN THOUGH SHE IS BORDERLINE ONEITIS AND I'VE ONLY MET HER ONCE

>>66606792
I have a normal balanced diet, thought daily poos were normal

>>66606817
god youre pathetic

>>66606817
Go on la

>>66606497
WTF fuck u

>>66606807
>in the coming months you're going to see a total crisis emerge in the Tories far worse than Labour.

"no"

Remember that the Tories were in a much worse situation than Labour immediately post Brexit and now they've sorted out all their shit and Labour are still in freefall.

lads i have finished my poo
now i am hankering for a wankering tbqh

>>66606807
>dividing the various factions inside
*uniting the various factions
>downhill
*downfall

I should also mention that voting Brexit to reduce immigration is hilariously short-sighted. They can stop immigration from outside the EU at anytime they like but refuse to do so. So why would you believe they would stop immigrants from Europe after leaving?

Unfortunate truth: the establishment wants more and more immigration. Immigration will NEVER be stopped.

>>66606832
they are

Runts, the lot of you.
Look at you all, typing away all at once, like mindless puppets.

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wish i had some real life friends

>>66606868
This

Tories have become a ruthless lot when it comes to sorting out leadership battles. The old days of protracted civil war are behind them.

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daily reminder that whenever you see a leave voter crying about brexit, just remember statistically he didn't even vote and was probably too busy smoking weed

>>66606811
>so these people aren't allowed a voice?
Why do you keep making up arguments?
>yes please make a moral judgement
it was not good

>>66606868
>they've sorted out all their shit
That's where I disagree. Hammond is always threatening to resign if the UK leaves the single market. Grammar Schools have been immensely unpopular with numerous Tories. Heathrow Airport is another example where local Conservatives say they will fight the party etc.

Wait and see.

>>66606878
Yes, so we should do what the establishment tells us

Runt.

>>66606832
They are. This guy probably eats only shit, frozen/fast food nonsense but he doesn't eat much so he thinks that's okay.

A normal healthy balanced diet would give you a pretty regular 1 shit/day.

>>66606915
Aside from post Thatcher they've always been pretty hot on sorting out internal struggles.

It's why they make for a reasonably reliable government.

>>66606917
I think you mean remain

>>66606938
>Yes, so we should do what the establishment tells us
No you should vote for the anti-Establishment Tory party kek

just binned a normie

>>66606917
What are you on about there was a >70% turnout overall and it's been polled nearly all people who voted leave are completely happy with that vote.

>>66606934
Those are small potatoes. Hammond will toe the line as always, Grammar schools remain popular with the voter base, and Heathrow was inevitable.

We're talking about minor issues in the grand scheme. Labour, meanwhile, are in open revolt.

>>66606878
most people aren't arguing for immigration to be stopped completely, but for the reduction of it, and to control it so how can get more skilled professionals that are actually needed

*rattles my runt cage*

FEED ME FOR FUCK'S SAKE

slovakian slag I know just got a boob job lads

I like all the people in /brit/ who have an avid fascination for defending anything the Conservative Party does when all the genuine Conservatives I know are completely disillusioned with everything.

I suppose when you're a NEET being supporting by your parents, maintaining appearances on imageboards is very important :^)

>>66606923
why was it not good?

>>66606998
Nobody gives a fuck nerd

>>66607008
post pics

>>66606740
Arrested

Listening to Bluegrass

Quite good

>>66607008
a lot of girls have boob reduction surgery for some reasons
more than what you could expect

>>66607000
I want immigration stopped. So do many people like me.

The Tories have everything they need to take immigration outside the EU down to "the tens of thousands" and after 6 years they have done nothing. If you voted to the leave the EU on the assumption that the people who refuse to do anything about immigration from outside the EU will suddenly reduce immigration from inside the EU, then you need to explain why the government will suddenly have a massive change of heart.

>>66607000
>so how can get more skilled professionals
Really? From what I heard it was more to do with stopping the muslamic/eastern euro hordes from "destroying our culture".

next thread will be an anime thread

>>66607008
>slovakian slag
feel like this could be shortened into one word

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*starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppOu3ogzL-M while gazing deep into your eyes*

>>66607002
*delicately drapes a black cloth over your cage*

>>66607015
ah yes, the so-called "arm chair" tories

>>66607078
slagvakian

>>66607093
*starts screeching and pissing all over the floor*

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>>66604398
What's next for Britain?
Absolute madmen.

>>66607078
slovakislag

>>66607069
>From what I heard it was more to do with stopping the muslamic/eastern euro hordes from "destroying our culture".
so I assume you believe there is virtually no problem muslims in the UK?

>Scotland: Whisky
>Ireland: Whiskey
>England: Gin
>Wales: ??????????

Why is it whenever you mention the Asian sex gang problem in the UK, the lefties reply with hurr durr Jimmy Saville, hurr durr Ian Watkins?

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DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EEEEEEEEEYYYESSS

DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP CUZ I MISS YOU BABY AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THIIIING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S70i91jSSK0

consumed my daily red pill

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>>66607155
>Asian

>>66607153
heroin

https://youtu.be/xUIBnmdJJ50

hmmm

>>66607130
I assume you believe that I believe that.

>>66607179
What?

i shan't be watching any of the youtube videos posted in this thread, my lads

>>66607108
*fumigates you*

>>66607184
>scotland: heroin
>northern ireland: christianity
>wales: heroin
>england: coke

>>66607196
well do you?

How to spot an uneducated non-Londoner in one easy step:
1. They refer to the inhabitants of Pakistan and their diaspora as "Pakistanis" or "pakis" rather than their much more obvious and correct name, "Asians"

find me ONE thing tony blair did wrong

>>66607224
Do you?

>>66607237
>>66607237
>>66607237
>>66607237
new

having a think lads

populism really is the opium of the masses

>>66607155
because rape is a man thing, not just a paki thing