/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

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Oh, sorry about that.

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comfy edition

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/sadcum/

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>>66578085
Anoikoume :3

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> muh redpilled superpower
> still at war with unwashed, unpaid, untrained ukranians 5 miles from their own border after years of fighting
> historically their greatest military successes involve brilliant strategies like bombing themselves or flooding the enemy with millions of their own corpses

>>66578208

shhhh you're gonna get this one deleted too

>>66578187
9/11 post

Going to bed now, college is killing me

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Where are my canadian brothers at

>>66578308
are you the footkraut or just some rando kraut?

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>Halloween is already next week

you guys got any fun plans for it?

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>Where are my canadian brothers at

It was supposed to rain for days what the fuck is this?

>>66578380

hoping to god I dont have to work so I can just watch movies and pig out on candy in between classes

>>66578409

California?

>>66578380
ye
I'm dressing up as sailor mercury and going to my friends gay """""halloween party""""", aka just a bunch of twats getting piss drunk and watching the original batman movies

>>66578427
t. failed normie

>Canada, US, Mexico
YUCK! How can something taste so gross? I hate this!

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>>66578380
I have no plans for this Halloween.

Maybe i can do something for 'Dia de Muertos', but i don't know how.

>>66578571
You fags actually celebrate that?

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>tfw I strawman an argument and cry about moving the goalpost when they try to go back to the original discussion

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why are all commies furries?

>>66578871
You tell us

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>>66578617
It's just a day to remember all the people (friends, family, etc.) who passed away many years ago.

That's it.

>>66578871
Nice Photoshop.

>>66578427
Unfortunately, yes.

It's cloudy right now but just yesterday all the weather reports were saying it would rain and now the sun is threatening us again.

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>>66578967
Including the ones who went to Hell?

where in the world world i have the best chance to get laid as a chicano manlet?

>>66578912

t. baseball hating communist

>>66578976

same. We had drizzle last night and then just wind

>>66579030
All of them.

>>66579048
Anywhere when you have a nice personality. :)

>>66578967
>>66579030
>Replying to George with Robert
Made me lol.

>burger who must make anti-russian post beginning at each thread

almost as if he is intentionally seeking response ))

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>Magical Girl Raising Project episode 4 still hasn't been uploaded to YouTube
ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAR!

is the yank who posted about swimming in the rockies here

>>66579324

/cum/ is and always has been strictly anti-communist

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>>66579363

Buds

If you ever have a chance go to Glacier National Park, hike up to a glacier, and drink the water up there. Honestly the best water you can ever have. Do it before they all melt away

I guess everyone's still at school. I'll just... /cum/ back later.

I'm not a negro

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he did literally nothing wrong

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>>66579324
>>>/x/

>>66579604
disgusting fetish

I hide posts like this because its just repulsive

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A girl on tinder told me she's working for the Hillary campaign and asked if I wanted to go canvassing with her this weekend. What the fuck?

>>66580007
Eat the dog.

>>66580007

buy a treadmill, wrap its strap around something, and have it walk for a mile or so on 3.0

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>>66580007

>end of October
>lots of green leaves still on trees
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON FUCK YOU CLIMATE CHANGE

>>66580214
If your first thought looking at this pic isn't her getting it from the dog then you got something wrong with you.

Is reddit down or is it just me?

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>>66580425

and why would you think that?

>>66580425
very hot

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>>66579604
Yeah bud you get it.

>>66580530
downforeveryoneorjustme.com/

>>66580535
Don't know how you couldn't think that. It's the only thing that there could be.

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About to read Sakuteiki desu.

>>66580007
>cold and windy outside

it is reason why vodka exists

but here we do not walk the dog, just walk to store for more vodka

>>66580530
>leaf

It all checks out.

https://youtu.be/vyCmYuBlG6c

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>>66580800

>>66580767

are you sure you're not russian?

>>66580978
The Slav brain is hivemind when it comes to liquor.

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT

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>>66579632
Good post

>>66581125

Ko tik lepni mēs pasniegts

>>66581125
Svētī jel Latviju
Ak, svētī jel to!

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>>66580978
how many times am i gonna explain it?

from east ukraine we are russian people.

pic related. city where originates my line. in english for uneducated burger

>>66581297
is kiev russian?

>>66581354
it's mix but everyone there speak it

What do you guys think about requiring condoms in porn?

I'm trying to vote and I wanted to be smart about it so I thought I'd ask you guys.

How do you do one of those multi-week hikes in America without hiring a car?

>>66581297

is the russia split everything east of that water channel?

>>66581669
not really, imagine a line going vertical south from kharkiv

>>66581631
I think that porn should be illegal all together

>>66581631
California trying to legalize shooting porn without condoms or Florida trying to make shooting porn without condoms illegal? I personally think condoms in porn are a good idea as they protect the performers. Even if its illegal though it'll just go to another state. For some reason people can't cum if the dude in their bimbo porn is wearing a rubber.

>>66578320
hi

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>tfw you will never join a 1% MC club

My name is Vapemanus Americanus Austmii. Leader of the /cum/ legion, father of none, husband of none, and I will get my revenge, in this life or the next.

>>66581992
I weigh 6'2" 152 pounds

>>66581992
>>66582174
5'8'' 208 lbs

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Clinton > Trump

>>66581964
CA prop 60 is trying to make porn filmed here require condoms. Seems like just a simple expansion of Measure B from LA.

>Even if its illegal though it'll just go to another state.
Kinda my thinking too. I don't really care too much for it.

I guess the issue with it passing is that people are saying there will be a lot more lawsuits over something I'm not sure what.

>>66582171

*throws a coup de atat*

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>My name is Vapemanus Americanus Austmii. Leader of the /cum/ legion, father of none, husband of none, and I will get my revenge, in this life or the next.

but i think walk sounds like good idea for me actually

maybe in hour or so, after making running water in commie shower

>>66582297
My state isn't even that small and we only get maybe like 5 props max in any given election. I can't imagine having 60.

>>66582231
Literally me

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>>66582449
Pretty sweet. It's just fat enough to be hefty without having confidence issues.

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>people under 6'3 posting in my general

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Miss Perfect Asian Feet

>>66582419
There's like 18 on the ballot this year (50-67). I don't understand the naming convention.

Prop 50 passed in June so we're voting for 17 atm.

>>66582537
post more lolis

>>66582537

t. 5'10

>>66582555
I always imagine taking off toe rings with my teeth, but I never actually got to do it yet.

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>tfw no british spic looking gf

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>manlets so assblasted they can't believe I am the perfect male height

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>>66582660

>tfw no british witch girl turned qtpi UN spokeswoman

>elementary school library
>every book has swear words blacked out with sharpie
Did other schools do this too or was there just a librarian at my school who was an extreme prude?

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Marathoning Pirates Of The Caribbean with my cat, /cum/.

>>66582865

>those flags

has the annexation of Canada finally begun?

>>66582724
witch emma best emma

>>66582865
Who has a flag hanging in a kitchen

Why that flag?

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>american education

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>tfw you said nigger during popcorn reading for huck finn
>>66582739
some books were

>>66582865
naval ensign?

>>66583170

>shortest side is somehow longer than the side adjacent to the hypotenuse

FUCK Nevada

>>66583511

why?

Who is going to win?

>>66583511
what does nevada mean?

>>66583775
You speak Spanish

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>>66583838
i just wanted to know if you knew it

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>get in, Anon, we're going bar-hopping

wut do?

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>>66584046
>

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>it's just a kiss anon, why are you afraid? :p

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>nuclear war with Russia and China
>complete take over of Europe by muslims
>America becomes Brazil 2.0
>FEMA prison camps and marshall law
>thought reading and thought control
>immortality for the 1%
>african-american LGBT undocumented feminist dictatorships rule the no-borders gun free zone world

Isn't the future with Clinton just that much more exciting?

You'd never have any of these with Trump.

>>66584182

Im 87% sure this is exactly what /pol/ was saying would happen under obama

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yes, yes, hello? :D

>>66584182
don't forget she's going to reveal the true about aliens
that's important too

>>66584215
Well but there are more FEMA camps than there are banks in America right now after the Obama administration. And also more illegals. And Europe did start getting overrun by muslims. And America is closer to Brazil than it was before. Etc.

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TRUMP WILL WIN

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>>66577954
hello my white friends join ur discord for meme talk and why trump should win

https://discord.gg/Feey2Hd

should I pay 75-80 bucks to see Roger Waters live?

bye lads

Just voted!!!

André Schönemann
Teplitzer Allee 34
24146 Kiel

0173 / 1656342

order some stuff pls

>>66584947
For whom?

>>66584182
Trump's new perspective on Russia is truly one of the most bizarre things about this cycle. It looks like it wont, but if it carries on in any meaningful capacity in the Republican platform, it would be one of the biggest changes in US politics in recent history. There are a lot of people who see value in collaborating with Russia, but I don't think the military industrial complex will allow it continue after Trump.

>>66583719
Jill Stein

Option 1: Call boss, tell him I quit, hopefully work as little as possible last 2 weeks
Option 2: Never call or show up again, casually stroll in hand in my uniform and leave

>>66585056
>>66585083

>>66585132
Option 1

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>>66577954
Have any of you ever been to LEGOLAND?
Is it as great as it looks? I'll never get to go until I find some white girl willing to be bred with my yellow seed.

Dam this third world country I live in.

>>66585132
Just tell them you want to meet to talk about something and say you're putting in your two weeks.

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>>66585217

I loved legos as a kid. Had a subscription to lego magazine, like 4 or 5 bionicles sets, and individual sets that I built rocket ships with. Then I found out there was a legoland in the same state as me, and I begged my parents for weeks to take me there

never happened. Somehow I wound up with a tourist map of the whole park and could only look at it and imagine what the place was actually like

pita or naan /cum/?

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Can't wait for her to be prez desu.

https://youtu.be/BWCFxtkie64?t=221

wtf? I HATE canada now

I made eye contact with a Japanese woman and she smiled at me so I smiled back.

Am I master of the blade now?

>>66585526
how do you know she's japanese?

it's pretty rare you see japanese people outside of japan

>>66585507
This show is not funny at all.

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>>66585332
I loved lego as a kid as well.
Didn't subscribe to magazine cause parents were cheap.

Only learned that LEGOLAND existed after I became too old to go to it without being some weirdo freak.

>>66585691

t. plebian

Shit

>>66585507
>Here in Canada, we call it "pop"
Any Canadians beg to differ?

How to get calories when marijuana withdrawal

>2017 MIRAGE G4 ES CVT LEASE
>Lease: $179 per month / 36 months / $3,378 due at lease signing. Includes required refundable security deposit. Excludes tax, license, title, registration, documentation fees, insurance and the like.
3500 due at signing for a MIRAGE
No wonder Mitsubishi can't cars here anymore.

>>66585803
some people say soda

>>66585664
She could have been Chinese but her face looked reaaaally Japanese.

She definitely wasn't korean

>>66585901

everybody*

ftfy

>>66585915
All look the same

>>66585803
"corn syrup water"

>>66585823
Please
I'm starving to death here

Tom Br*dy edition when?

what do you guys think of the "creep catchers"

what are some essential early 2000s horror movies?

What is the best translation of the Bible?

>>66586747

the english one

>>66586747
New American Bible (Revised Edition)

>>66585691
it's not really funny per se but it's sort of charming in its setting

t. doesn't even know what this show is though

>>66585056
trumb

>>66586957

its kinda sorta like the canadian saskatechawan version of king of the hill

>>66587004
I heard it was more like the Canadian version of Senifeld

Thoughts???

https://youtu.be/593dOXbav68

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>been playing wow for 7 hours

>>66587155

its kinda like that too

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>>66587184
>Been sober for 27 hours
Real life sucks

>>66587184
I'm also like this
kill me

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>>66587287
>>66587331

i had stopped playing pc for good

but i suddenly got into wow

its like heroin

>>66587353
this has basically happened to me too

social life is still ok because i do prefer it over video games, but i have been neglecting my chores and my apartment is a huge mess

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>>66587287

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>buy usb-to-microusb adapters
>get bright idea to plug an external hard drive into my phone
>overdraws
>phone reboots
>doesn't detect sim card anymore
whelp

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>>66585132
Only do option 2 if you're 100% fine with burning all your bridges and to never use that company as a reference for another job

Usually the last 2 weeks you put in for are the best times on the job because you're not giving a fuck. Keep in mind if you put in your 2 weeks your employer can tell you you're not needed at anytime

does no one have any thoughts on the creep catchers??

>>66587685
I have no strong opinions one way or the other.

>>66587724
>toilet leaf

>>66587648
What phone

>>66587763
Hi there

Please don't reply to me in the future.
Thanks.

>>66587685
I don't know what they are but I do think rape should at least be decriminalized

*snatches your birthday*

>>66577954
noice fonts

Helvetica Sans ?

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>I do think rape should at least be decriminalized

>>66587786
Ok

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>>I do think rape should at least be decriminalized

>>66586747
Biblia Vulgata. Anything else is heretic tier.

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>>>I do think rape should at least be decriminalized

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>>>>I do think rape should at least be decriminalized

Autism is cool

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>Autism is cool

who /fapping/ here

There is nothing wrong with autism. Some of my best friends are autistic.

>>66588209

your friends being you, in other words

>>66588132
What's wrong with autism

>>66588167
I would be fapping right now IF I HAD SOME GOD DAMN WEED

Reminder: weed is not addicting, and it can in no way control your livelihood.

>>66588564

t. weed grower

>>66586747
''bunch of bullshit''
the best and shorter version

>tfw pretty sure im about to throw up AGAIN from my hiccups
>doctor just gave me a pill and told me to take it once or twice a day
REOAOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE PAIN

>>66588632
edgy

SUCH A DEAD THREAD

SUCH A LUST FOR DEAD THREADS

whew

just fell asleep in my desk chair and woke up on the floor underneath the desk

that got messy

>>66577954
COZY

who is cuter canada or mexico

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>>66588917
Canada

Are dating sites such as OkCupid any good?

>>66589090
No

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What am I in for?

>>66589226
What does it mean?

>>66589135
Why not?

>>66589243
It means I'm a crossdressing Indian who jerks off to human thoughts.

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>>66589226
>sapiosexual

i dont want to google that

>>66579330
Use crunchy free?

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>>66588209
>>66588407
These. I know most are being edgy when they use "autist" as an insult, but there really is a lot of misunderstanding surrounding autism that attaches a negative connotation to it. Being autistic is not bad in itself but I wonder if it's caused by us living unnaturally, that may be bad on the other hand. I don't get why many view autistic people's brains as abnormal, in that they're faulty. I could see that as an honest insult to 'normal' humans if anything. High-functions autists tend to be more logical and organized thinkers, which is helpful in society (e.g. as programmers, mathematicians and etc, stuff not many others could do as well), and they're also less likely to be criminals or overall detriments to society.

My best friend is borderline aspie and functions in society exceedingly well. He's intelligent, good-natured and more successful than me and what most 'normal' brains could allow. I know another aspie whose memory has a seemingly-limitless capacity. Even severe autists could earn my respect, or maybe my envy. They're free from much of that irrational BS that humans usually have to deal with. I also see them more as experiencing a very interesting, unique consciousness as opposed to being mindless/brainless animals. Something beyond our limited comprehension must flow through their stream of consciousness, there's little doubt about that. It's said the non-verbal ones have brains that are too efficient and unrestrained to limit their thoughts in words. Instead, they'll think in terms of pictures or visuals, for instance. Like bigger pictures, but words are dualistic and fail to get across the full, original meaning without being dirtied in the process.

I don't expect anyone to read all this or take it in but hopefully to those who do, that may or may not bring you a little closer to understanding this condition that's only becoming more common with time. It's worth the discussion IMO for that reason.

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>>66589347
i remember when the only retards we had to make fun of were the furries

now i fucking miss furfags compared to the literally made up sexual/gender/otherkin bullshit on the internet nowadays

>>66588917
Canada

Is it even possible to find a cute innocent girlfriend?

So...how bout that politics and anime?

>>66589442
JANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Give me a method of masturbation that would make me cum loads

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>>66589442
Trump is going to go all Fist of the North Star on Shillary's ass.

>>66589478
tie your balls while you fap

dont go too tight

Making chicken curry tonight lads. What did you have for dinner?

>>66589478
I grip my penis in my hand and move it back and forth. That always works for me

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I have awoken.

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>>66589611
checked

o chairlord thy sleep has gone on for eons

what did you dream of in the slumber-realms?

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>>66589575

i was going to do seafood pasta but i have no parmesan

so im taking a beed into the shower to think it over, and i'll get back to it

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>>66589575
Canadian Club Chairman's Select and Coca-Cola.
I had a slice of sourdough bread earlier too.

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>>66589827
im drinking wild turkey straight

cheers

Going to move to Canada and marry a qt Canadian girl and there's literally nothing you can do to stop me.

>>66589906
Probably the best $16 you can spend right there.

>>66589906
Cheers

I like Wild Turkey a lot but if you're drinking it neat, the 101 isn't my choice, just the regular 80 proof. 101 is good if you want to make a highball with coke and get drunk easier.

>>66589985
Going to UK to black a British girl literally nothing you can do to stop me.

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Remind me again, why does every single Mexican city have to be named EL CIUDAD JUANEZ RANCHO?

When comparing those names to some spanish towns, it's like they're from a different language

>>66590057
it actually is 81, the only nice png i could find was 101

>>66590026
damn right, cheap and tasty

>>66590069
not like the brits will even try to do anything kek

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>tfw no blue eyed brunette gf

I want to die

Going to make Emma Watson my GF and there's nothing any of you can do to stop me

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>>66589985
If you're actually British, and not Jamaican or Paki, or some such shit, no one minds. Feel free to marry any Canuck qt you like.
You'll find that it's quite similar to the UK except different accents, sports, and weather.

>>66590160
I'm gonna stomp you

>>66590199

Not if I break your legs

>>66590178
Canada except for far eastern Canada is nothing like the UK.

>>66590127
>damn right, cheap and tasty

It's the cheapest I go, but it's perfect for any drink, straight or mixed, I prefer straight.

I tried diving even lower with Evan Williams but it's just too rough and often too sour to drink straight.

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>>66590026
>>66590127
> $16
>cheap

That bottle is $32.29 here

>>66590069
I don't mind, Britain died a long time ago.

>>66590178
Yes I'm a real Brit. Where can I find the qtest Canucks?

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>>66590275
That's very true
But I'm in far eastern Canada mate

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>>66590329
>$32 for some Turkey

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>>66590144
>no gf at all

just end it all innit lads aha

>>66590337
If you want not only the qtest canucks, but quite possibly the qtest women on earth, you need to go to Québec.
It also comes with the added bonus of sexually degrading the French with your Anglo dominance.

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>>66590435
I fucking love these.

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>>66590379
A standard case of 24 budweiser cans is $42.65.
Loquor prices here are usually about twice what it costs in the U.S.

REMINDER: only black men can fuck our women

everyone else fuck off

>>66590462
I've heard this a few times about Quebec, I shall have to visit one day and find out for myself. Unfortunately I am a sexual degenerate and whilst I enjoy being dominated I find it very uncomfortable to do any dominating, which has caused me significant problems with women, who mostly enjoy being dominated. Perhaps some qt French Canuck will want to degrade the Anglo in me?

>>66590571
But there are no black men here

THIRD STRAIGHT TIME WAKING UP 5 MINUTES BEFORE MY ALARM!

>>66590593
Perhaps, bonne chance

>>66590616
You've become the alarm clock

>>66590605
I'm moving to Canada

Do u guys like American blacks???

>>66590562
>A standard case of 24 budweiser cans is $42.65.

Is this for just American imported alcohol or just certain brands? Because I saw your Jim Beam Red Stag, Makers Mark, and Woodford for only about 25% markup, which is about what you'd expect in certain areas here like NYC where the demand is high.

>>66590677
Yes, especially my binary, gender fluid boyfriend/girlfriend. Xe loves a mean BBC

>>66590616
that's a bad thing?

>>66590616
Common occurrence. I do this myself half the time.

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>watching forrest gump
>vietnam scene
>it aint me starts playing

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>>66590730

test

>>66590805
newfag

>Dashcam channels
Is there a worse YouTube community?

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>>66590768
>watching forrest gump

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>get a text (You) notification
>hop on to /cum/ to see who replied
>it's a Brit

>>66590805
The birth of fagottry

>>66590768
Where did you think the meme came from? It's the only Vietnam movie where this happens, yet of course /tv/ goes on to meme it into the ground. Glad I left that shithole when I did.

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>>66590677
I don't know, many people here have never met a black. Probably get on well enough though

>>66590713
It varies by Province/territory. I'm in an expensive liquor and tobacco province. Cheapest cigarette pack is $15, cheapest hard alcohol of any kind is a pint of plastic bottle Russian Prince brand vodka, $12.49

Then again we have places where a case of water is $105 dollars, $40 for a small jug of juice, $30+ for a jar of peanutbutter, etc.

>>66590843
toy channels that bait kids with poop and sex thumbnails

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>>66590435
Kill me

>>66590805
>testing a tripcode, an unsecured one at that

Jesus it's like I'm on /b/ in 2007

>>66590885
Are you that dad that always posts? 32 years old?

>>66590878
Reddit response.

>>66590851
Haha sorry about that mate xx

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>C*nadians

>>66590878
Yo momma

Hahahahahahahaha

>>66590884
>Cheapest cigarette pack is $15

True, but at least your cigarettes aren't filled with so many chemicals and actually taste like tobacco, not to mention you get 25 cigs per pack, right?

>pic

Nunavut, right? Those are Alaskan bush prices as well.

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>>66590884
What the fuck...

>>66590677
Majority of blacks in Canada are from Jamaica. Some can be really dangerous, others are chill and smoked crack with the late mayor of Toronto.

>>66590944
Hey that's a pretty good looking brunette

>>66590926
>>66590948
Thanks for proving my point.

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I thought Brit girls were supposed to be easy...

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>>66590884
WTF Canada

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>>66591006
you did well

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>Thanks for proving my point.

>>66590917
I'm a 20 year old retarded faggot who can't get girls, so no.

>>66591006
made me think

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>>66590989
>tfw no chill pot smoking blacks in the Maritimes

>>66590979
Nunavut, it's government employees and eskimos, shit has to be flown in

>>66590964
Yes, 25 cigarettes and they are much better than American.
Also yes, Nunavut

>>66591048
>>>/tv/

Time to get back to bitching about comic book movies and Star Wars.

>>66590989
How are the black Nova Scotians?

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Holy fucking shit.

I just realized something outstanding.

Look.

Trump has the weeb vote, right? But you already knew that.

What is important is.... do you know what that implies?

When you get the most lazy and outcast demographic group of the entire United States of America who never even gives a fucking shit about politics to turn out in mass and vote, then that means, from a logical standpoint, you have managed to get everyone who is more likely to turn out than the said group to turn out.

In other words...

>>66591093
>>66591093
>>66591093
>>66591093

NEW

>>66591006
oh man

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Where do I find a blue eyed brunette qt?

>>66591006
Dumbass

It doesn't work via text. It's your accent that makes them easy. She has to hear you say you want to bring colonial civilisation to her wild places.

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>>66591119
>before 300 posts

post

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I need a non-one sided news network as a homepage

Tired of CNN

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>>66584215

Yes, /pol/ started pulling the WW3 card in desperation once they realised they were fucked last time.

>>66585803
Most people under 30 call it Soda, it's hip and cool.

>>66588659
I wanted to say that

>>66588632
Edgy

>>66591994
>>66592030
I said it >:^))

>>66590677
In Nova Scotia there are 3 black people, and all of them are surrounded by pussy.

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hey how's it going sexy ppl, are any of y'all gonna spare a lil bit of that sugar for pappy and put it to good use, or just hoard it all for yourself?