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Agatha edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXKkadSKnT8
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/NEDERAAD/
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>>66563216
>just bee yourself
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who /bris/ here
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>>66563251
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>>66563346
She's 17
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>>66563216
BRO

JUST

BE

YOURSELF
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any /warwickshire/ here boys
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jenny's gonna lose her mind when she sees this
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dressing up as Tupac for halloween again lo

#westside
#fuckbiggie
#riderzzz
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>>66563251
more like nederlaads

ha ha
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>tfw to smart too be myself
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french rapper currently under investigation for the kim k robbing thing
not some nobody too, he's the type that makes millions views and stuff
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>>66563452
>anime
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>>66563458
oh heck haha
*walks off and talks to someone else*
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it's hard to stand the sight of two dogs dead under a sky so blue
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SUCK MY NUTS
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How desparate are you brit for a girl?
Where abouts on this chart.
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>>66563582
"Girls"
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>>66563582
"Girls"
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neewollah?
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mornin FELLAS
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>>66563685
mornin boss
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>when you don't get any (you)s
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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-25/four-people-dead-ride-at-dreamworld-gold-coast/7963880
>... had all sustained injuries that were incompatible with living.
howling
Planning on inflicting injuries that are incompatible with living on myself soon lads
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>"[The ride] had sustained some sort of malfunction causing two people to be ejected ... another two people were caught inside the ride," Queensland Ambulance Service senior operations supervisor Gavin Fuller said.

sad!
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tfw on the tube yday and theres three nervous looking Asian girls, tourist looking. Look around and realise apart from me there are two hijab woman and three large black guys and a fat black woman sitting around them.

I don't even notice anymore but it seemed to scare them
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>>66563715
Hao-ling senpai
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This girl I'm talking to is an evangelical christian

Is it a red flag?
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>>66563778
no, you hit the jackpot lad
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>>66563715
rubber dingy rapids bro
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BREAKING NEWS
Expansion of Heathrow was approved. Lefties BTFO.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-37760187
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>>66563715
>The Thunder River Rapids ride is described on Dreamworld's website as a "moderate thrill".
>"moderate thrill"
hmmm
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>>66563857
YES
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>>66563857
PACK YOUR BAGS LEFTIES

You're getting relocated
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sick and tired of seeing this jewish child spammed all over arcanine 2hb
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>>66563857
more room for migrants hazaah!
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literally 30 people showed up at the clinton rally in florida yesterday while at least 27000 showed up to trump's rally
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Anyone go to loughborough uni? Is all the sports normdable stuff true?
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>>66563857
It will never happen, we will still be talking about it in 30 years
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Considering some job offers lads.

£53k in Cambridge or 137k Australian dolaroos (about £85k) in Sydney?
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alri mincers
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>>66563914 she'll still win the presidency tho hahah
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>>66563914
thanks for correcting the record
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>>66563914
You sound like a deluded corbyn fan
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>>66563755
>16 year old from ethiopia
Jesus fuck they're delusional
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>>66563914
>>>/yank/
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>>66563914
>the american momentum member
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>>66563929
https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/compare_cities.jsp?country1=Australia&country2=United+Kingdom&city1=Sydney&city2=Cambridge
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>>66563857
>Lefties BTFO.
Like Boris, Zac Goldsmith and the numerous other Tories opposing it?

Lauding it over people losing their homes is paki edgelord stuff.

You should fuck off back to Karachi.
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i can spam the thread just by showing up
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>>66563999
Cant hear you over the sound of this flight path mate :^)
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>>66563977
Guarantee they're defining Sydney as the tiny little area around the CBD that is technically all of the City of Sydney. Greater Sydney extends far beyond that and is much, much cheaper while still being very close.
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>Labour fined £20,000 for undeclared election spending including £7,614 on stone tablet
LOL
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Britbongs, give me you're (You)s!
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>>66564080
never heard anything about tory election fraud again
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>>66563343
hey mate yeah me mate im from brisbane mate
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>>66564033
It's not though, you rotten shitskin creep

>>66564048
>admitting to living in a shit hole near an airport

Fucking state of your life.
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are sweden
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>>66564055
The job is in an area called Kensington, is that any good for commuting from elsewhere? Thanks for any and all advice.

I have until the end of next week to make a decision.

Haven't actually been to Australia.
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>>66564080
I miss miliband
best meme politician we've ever had desu
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>>66563952
i'm not bullshitting. i'm working on finding the pic of trump's rally in tampa last night. there were at least 27000 people there. HUGE crowd. both of these rallies were in the same state on the same day
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what i don't get is that he's not even replying to anyone else, just me
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>Thank you for shopping at Forever21. We have received your order, and it is currently being processed. We aim to process and ship your order within the standard delivery times. However, sometimes during busy sale periods, deliveries may take longer.
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*eyes the sign over the door saying "NO YANKS"*

*grumbles and returns to reading the financial times*
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runt shack, baby runt shack
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>>66564165
Ed Stone sounds like a solid bloke, would vote for him.
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Need to call the laser clinics today

Missed a call from one of them
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going to an opening in some gallery tonight any man wanna join in
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fuck everyone in this thread
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>>66564216
>>>/hm/
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>>66564248
fuck you leatherhead
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>>66564161
What is this?
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>>66564248
arse first please
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>>66564255
join in haha you will check out some "art"
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The French? Not a fan
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>>66564266
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>>66564259
gf breaking up with me on saturday night

full conversation here
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>>66564276
:3
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>A disability activist who uses a wheelchair was assaulted in India for not standing up to the national anthem being played in a cinema. The incident triggered outrage over what many say is the rise of aggressive nationalism in the country. Salil Chaturvedi, who has been wheelchair bound since 1984, recounts the incident that left him shaken.

sorry but if he's a "disability activist" (bit of an oxymoron there) I don't believe this event actually took place, he's obviously making it up
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>>66564165
*stares at you*
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Londoners? Nah, not a fan.
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>>66564289
Sorry to hear lad, but you handled it well
How long were you together?
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>>66564289
>breaking up by texting
ouch
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what's so funny about ed miliband?
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>>66564329
He's brown
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>>66564329
He can use Bankai
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>>66564308
a year on the 8th

its my birthday in 3 days too
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just made golden Shaman on Hearthstone

4 more classes to go
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i should stop proxy whoring
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>>66564337
>breaks up with you via text
>3 days before your birthday
Oh my sweet lord, you got lucky lad. She's a massive cunt and you are genuinely better off, imagine being stuck with someone like that, she could and would fuck you over at any opportunity
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mozzie just bit me reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>66564337
murder her
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>>66564314
>hounslow heath

Fucking Hell, do you even know where that is?

All white people on BBC news this morning, Ahmed. People who will actually lose their homes, which is what we're talking about. Not people living in the current flight path, you dopey raghead cuntwipe.
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what's for lunch lads
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>>66564389
Your mum's minge
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>>66563216
just imagine how hairy her pussy must be
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>>66564389
*can't stop vomiting*
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>>66564388
Good.
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>>66564407
ah yes italy
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>>66564371
perhaps

still feel shit and hungover though

>>66564379
mmmm

rather not
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the brexit the runway
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heard some bloke sobbing over the phone talking to a girl probably
he was saying stuff like "can we see each other for 5minuted, only five minutes" "i don't want to lose you please"
poor lad
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>>66564407
fuck off wetback
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DARMOK
AND JALAD
AT
TANAGRA
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why is everything in sweden so small and gay?
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>>66564425
Shouldn't drink when you're sad lad, leads down a bad road, trust me
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>>66564418
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>cumskins are losing their homes and I'm expected to care
LOL shan't be doing that
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>>66564437
goodnight
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I'm'a fuck you 'til you lub me FAGGOT!

Here.. here, take dis redpill, nigga'.

Take dat shit, take it, take it!
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doing a marmite
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Think life would be much easier if I were born a girl instead lads
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Not a fan of people of different ethnicities or cultural backgrounds to be honest
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>>66564518
but you wouldn't have a willy
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>>66564459
why would they have an old shitty mail van from the 80s? this vehicle accomplishes the same goal but better
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>Ah yes more power to the most powerful city in the world

More people coming and going certainly won't lead to the continued spread of the disgusting stain of London across Britain, definitely not
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>>66564482
niggerfaggot fuck off before i shoot you
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>>66564497
is that slag for shit?

>>66564518
there is time to change
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>>66564518
if you're good looking and stupid yes
otherwise being a male is better
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>>66564558
rorke
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>>66564463
it made me feel better
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>>66564444
>wetback

fuck off yank
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how they still have the bollocks to charge £23.99 for GTA V on sale I do not know

it's almost 4 years old
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So what is the goal of the globalists?
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gf is wearing this pin, she is such an edge lord
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>>66564579
I know lad, me too
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>
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>>66564589

Get extreme TV for themselves behind a paywall while their scientists mess with planck gravity.
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>>66564602
HNNNNGGGGG
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lads I'm 24 but only teenagers are interested in me
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>>66564602
she's having some kind of interest for buddhism as i see
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>>66563999
>Like Boris, Zac Goldsmith and the numerous other Tories opposing it?

Basically everyone opposing it is a London or Home Counties MP. They're against it because waaaaaaaaah muh flight path muh noise
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>>66564558
Like it or not, London produces about a third of our government's tax revenue.
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>>66564585
Because of supply and demand.

>high prices must always be exploitation of some kind
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>I had that dream about her again
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>>66564628
>implying that's a bad thing
17 year old pussy
Best pussy
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>>66564582
dem quads doe senpai
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>>66564165
>Dan Hodges reported that while watching Miliband unveil the tablet on television, a Labour press officer "started screaming. He stood in the office, just screaming over and over again at the screen. It was so bad they thought he was having a breakdown"

How have I never heard of this before, hao ling
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>>66564640
>>>/r9k/britfeel/
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>I had that dream about her again
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The Swede is doing a valuable public service
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>>66564289
Don't be friends, cut her the fuck out. No contact whatsoever.

What you need to do is hang with the lads, hit the gym, and play vydia.
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normbles... I can sence them
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>>66564656
this is true but I feel I should be progressing in life, finding someone to settle down with etc.

am I wrong
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>>66564683
im spenish
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>>66564645
how do I achieve this look?
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>>66564706
No. You are cucked.
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>>66564567
I care for the future of England and the future on English people.

I wouldn't expect a disloyal treacherous paki like you to understand.
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>>66564701
Nah i guess you're right
What do you think it is that makes only teenagers be interested and not women?
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ALL PIGS MUST DIE
THIS AIN'T AUGUST 69
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>>66564638
So much bullshit in this post.

I bet you're black.
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>>66564707

Parsnips in the diet. Little telly as possible. Where shoes that breathe. Be comfortable in your own skin. Just bee yourself.
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>watching porn
>americans start pronouncing naughty as 'notty' ]

Great, now I have blue balls. Will nothing stop the eternal Yank?
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>>66564738
rorke
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>>66564697
>What you need to do is hang with the lads, hit the gym, and play vydia.
ah yes what a lifestyle
exploiting your youth to the fullest
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>>66564738
>I bet you're black.

Lol where did that little bit of paranoia come from?
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>>66564697
I don't have any "lads" as such

I don't have any motivation whatsoever since she left me

Hopefully this will change once I get over her
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>>66564765
>porn where they talk

have a word with yourself mate
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would love to get out of the uk 2bvh with you lads
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GIDF out in full force today

(Gatwick internet defence force)
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>>66564788
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anyone want to be my friend?

serious replies only
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>>66564788
you would not
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>>66564777
Trips confirms the nigger.
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>>66564809
no
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>>66564809
no
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>>66564809
I'll be your fwend
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What's the Swede gotten up to now
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Watching this WWI series lads, it is really good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxK-qR14pVg
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>>66564845
rorke
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>>66564809
you wouldnt want to be my friend haha
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>>66564842
hold on let me get him
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>>66564790
Should build a new super futuristic SE-based airport instead of that HS2 bollocks and Heathrow expansion, tbqhwybw
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>>66564856
I think you're using the rorke meme wrong
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The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun
I walk a road horizons change
The tournament's begun
The purple piper plays his tune
The choir softly sing
Three lullabies in ancient tongue
For the court of the Crimson King
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>>66564809
Sure but I doubt you'll find being friends with a yank dignifying
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sorry I should've said, I will only be considering friends with a british flag
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>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha
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>>66564888
Your loss
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>>66564874
nerd
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>>66564896
Kek
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can heem any one of you runts
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>>66564889
this is both funny and somewhat depressing since I know people who live like this
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>>66564909
would not hesitate to put you six feet under where you belong you insignificant earthworm
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>>66564889
every time
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>>66564902
Do you collect Bees?
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>>66564778
And you won't for a while which is why you should force yourself to do things.

Any money saved up? Go on a nice quiet holiday in Europe somewhere, get a friend or two to come along. Getting somewhere new for even a few days does wonders for your recovery, though it won't magically heal the pain overnight but it's a step.

Don't go anywhere that either of you talked about in length whilst you were together.
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>>66564902
really don't want a 5'4 icelandic twink for a friend either
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nth for basque seperatism
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>>66564896
Kek
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>>66564889
Ah yes, the modern man

Very impressive
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>be australian
>go to amusement park
>get crushed by conveyor belt or drown
Such facts cannot be fabricated.
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>>66564933
No
>>66564949
Don't want a cunt of unspecified height as a friend either
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>get a friend or two to come along
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>>66564889
PARK LIFE
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>>66564889
would like to live that type of soulless simple life tbH
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>>66564963
show some fucking respect
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>>66564889
>(haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)

My favourite part desu senpai
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>>66564997
make me you reddit twat
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Business Idea: Steal Business Ideas from Honest Brit posters and make all the profit for myself
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I have a question about English
may I post it here?
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>>66564997
You have to go back.
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>>66565040
oui
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The next post after me is a phenomenal business idea
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>>66565040
yes you may
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>>66565040
Go ahead mate x
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Our centralized wealth in London is pretty disgusting desu lads
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>>66565040
go ahead
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>>66565040
Ask them as many questions as you like
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>ah yes I have total free speech so I can make fun of the dead
what an education you had
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Business idea: centralise banking and business in one city and build an entire economy around it
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>>66565040
sure
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>>66565063
Who is world stronkast dog?
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>>66565084
can't imagine that working m8
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>>66565048
>>66565053
>I was glad that you gave me a (You)
>I was sad that you didn't give me a (You)
either is grammatically okay

but

>It was glad for me that you gave me a (You)
>It was sad for me that you didn't give me a (You)
in this case, only the latter is grammatically okay

WHY
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>>66565049
>>66565053
theresa may is a pretty good idea i concur
>>
>>66565057
It's shit isn't it lad.

Although apparently France have it far worse. We at least have Birmingham and Glasgow as semi-decent industrial centres.

Though I admit they're not exactly utopias, kek
>>
Why is the chrome thing so big now

is that me or an update
>>
>>66565084
*nukes it*
*entire country now descends into chaos*
>>
>>66565098
>not James May
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>
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>people don't remember the "show some fucking respect" gimmick

I've been here too long
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>be australian
>spiders crawl on you while you sleep
>scorpions hide in your shoes
>snakes in your toilet
>lizards in your sink
>frogs in your shower
>conveyor belts at your theme park
>>
>>66565065
fuck off frog
>>
>>66565119
Maybe you should go..

It might make your life better, I regret coming to this place.
>>
Really don't like Russell Howard
>>
>>66565097
Glad doesn't work the same way as sad.
>>
Why yes, lets destroy a 12th century village and pave over a national park just for bankers to get their bonuses faster!
>>
>be Australian
>get conveyor belted
>>
>>66565108
France got handful of useful cities that aren't Paris. Our economy doesn't fully revolve around Paris
>>
>>66565147
I always thought he was alright tbqh, but these adverts for his USA road-trip with his Mum look really, really shit
>>
>>66565127
>>frogs in your shower
>frogs
>taking showers
>>
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>>66565119
I remember it

I just don't know how and when it started
>>
>Third Heathrow runway confirmed
Londoners utterly btfo once again
>>
>>66565119
Yeah maybe
>>
>>66565187
i started it
>>
>>66565174
Yeah, plus half his show is just clips from the Internet, he should actually tell jokes not just show other peoples videos and then talk really loudly

Think he's trying to copy that Lebanese-Irish fella from 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammy
>>
>>66565196
That's a good thing you fucking retard

London powerhouse
>>
>>66565168
wheres a good place to visit in france that isn't paris?
>>
>>66565147
UKIP???
>>
Lads everything on chrome is really big

Is that just an update or me being stupid please answer
>>
>>66565219
London gets to take all the pollution and noise of air travel before they all come via train to the Northern Powerhouse.

Literal cuck city hahahaha
>>
>>66565249
probably zoomed in by accident
>>
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what's the point of a third runway?
>>
>>66565249
yeah it's either or both or one of those
>>
>>66565260
Its literally outside of London, and nobody lives around the 3rd runway

I honestly doubt if Northerners have any brain cells
>>
>>66565065
thats what free speech means you idiot
>>
>Be American
>Be so defensive whenever anyone ever criticises your country no matter what
>"Oh no I'm not technically American, my uncles half-cousins neighbours ferret once ate a potato that came from a farm in Idaho that may have been owned by an Irish person at one point, I'm a full-blooded Celt"
ah yes, what a wonderful country
>>
To be welsh

What a nightmare
>>
>>66565223
Nantes, Bordeaux, Lyon, Montpellier
Bayonne during the festival thing
>>
>>66565212
Now there's something you can put in your résumé
>>
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Tbh it makes sense to focus massively on London. The UK is essentially all Greater London anyway, 90% of the population only live a few hours away.
>>
>>66565308
The welsh are alright, not like those bloody scots
>>
>>66565285
Allows more traffic?
>>
Need some advice lads.

The business I started failed and now I have to go back to working for my dad's business. What do I say when the staff ask me why I'm back? How do I explain my business failed in a way that doesn't make me look like a mug?
>>
>>66565331
Hate those ruddy bloody scots
>>
>>66565313
Independence when
>>
>Natalie Alyn Lind is only 16

I dont want to be a pedo lads but i cant help it
>>
>>66565325
I can't make you spontaneously grow a third eye, mate
>>
>>66565290
Ah yes, that must be why every London MP opposes Heathrow because their constituents are literally chimping out over the thought of yet more noise and filth and pollution.

Reminder that London posters are also statistically non-white.
>>
>be australian
>get stabbed by stingray
>>
>>66565304
SREUTH MAYTE, YA HIT THE BLOODY NAIL ON THE HEAD THERE MAYTE
>>
>>66565332
but how can planes take off and land at the same time
>>
>>66565374
You statistically haven't got a single fucking brain cell
>>
>>66565344
Maybe that one of your business partners was a swindler
>>
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>>66565163
>mfw historical sites are destroyed for modern convenience
>>
>>66565362
Tell me more about this 'Geothermal' energy.
>>
>>66565357
eh, it's only really noncey if you're attracted to pre-pubescents
>>
favourite hot sauce lads?
>>
>Giving an airport another runway is national breaking news and the top story of the week
Embarrassing. Meanwhile Yanks and Chinks build them at the drop of a hat.
>>
speaking of peados where is poleaboo
>>
>>66565395
I didn't have any.
>>
>>66565416
Maybe not yanks

But chinks build about 12 high speed lines 15 airports everyday
>>
>>66565408
gash juice
>>
alri lads ahahahahaAHAHA
>>
>>66565433
>>66565433
>>66565433
NEW
>>
>>66565400
It's just a temporary hype
It will lose steam very soon
>>
>>66565163
>hurr something is old

who fucking cares
money talks grandpa
>>
>>66565437
what kind of gash are you having
>>
>>66565455
>It will lose steam
hehe
>>
>>66565390
I can tell you're angry but there's nothing I can do about the fact you will have planes flying over your head 24/7 and lung cancer at age 30 from all the fumes.

Write to your MP, maybe he'll resign like Zac Goldsmith is going to. Meanwhile I'll enjoy living up here in the North, in my quiet 100% white village, no plane noise at all.
>>
>>66565427
What sort of business was it?
>>
>Ah yes, HS2
>Let's spend £55.7 billion (FIFTY-FIVE POINT SEVEN BILLION) on a train that will allow rich bankers in London to reach Birmingham 10 minutes faster and vice versa

Ah yes, excellent idea
>>
>>66565460
the hot one
>>
>>66565416
Fuck off
>>
>>66565151
hmmmm
i must remember which words work same way as glad in the rote memorization?
>>
>>66565483
web biz
>>
>>66565505
Damage to the servers?
Cyber attack?

Maybe you can work with either of those
Anyway, it must be awful. Good luck explaining it to your father
>>
>>66565408
Frank's red hot or Chilouha
>>
>>66565344
99% of businesses fail m8 no need to be ashamed

nepotism is a bit shit tho
>>
>>66565484
>estimated to be completed in 2033

why the fuck would it take so long
>>
>>66565573
>Damage to the servers?
>Cyber attack?
Need something more general like "the market declined" or something like that.
>Anyway, it must be awful. Good luck explaining it to your father
It is pretty awful. Wasted lots of money and time. My Dad is OK. I already explained it to him and he was very understanding.
>>66565621
Thank you man.
>>
>>66565290
>and nobody lives around the 3rd runway
Are you fucking thick?
>>
>>66565408
dragon's blood by chilli pepper pete

i'd say the yellow naga one is the best of the three
>>
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>>66565482
>Not to mention no money, jobs, and women which you share no familial relations to.
>>
>>66565330
Yes and 100% of the UK's population lives a few miles from Manchester too. What's you point, you paki creep?
>>
>>66565496
yes
>>
>>66565434
Yes, and they have slave labour, zero concern for people or the environment and 1 billion chinks to please
>>
>>66565719
English is too hard for me
why can you guys handle this insane language...
>>
LADS

Fellowship of the Ring is on SkyAction right now
>>
>>66565793
We're brought up on it so it's fine

At the same time we'd probably have a lot of difficulty with Japanese
>>
>>66565904
i dont believe in it
I guess that is because you didn't try to study Japanese
Once you get the essence of it, you will handle it with ease
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