Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>66550039
>tfw I'm more Japanese than any of you so called Japanese citizens

New Zealand masterrace reporting

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Please stop.

does girlschannel actually have women in it for real

or is it "women"

>>66550133
This is an edible dog

why do you have 3 alphabets with ten million nearly identical hieroglyphics in each
why cant you be normal?

>>66550333
only applies to katakana for the latter part

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>>66550348
>only applies to katakana for the latter part

>>66550371
but literally all katakana looks the same

>>66550237
That's why you call it chow chow amirite baka

>>66550393
To gaijins maybe, I wouldn't know

>>66550420
just look at tsu and shi

こんにちは。

I'm so glad I found Jesus. He appeared to me and said I should never stop loving my gf
Thank you. Amen and good night my friends

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>>66550348
まき
なね
めの
はな
われ
にた

>>66550699
that's not nearly as bad as katakana where just adding/removing a single line in changes it completely

or even the angle

返事ください(´・ω・｀)

>>66550780
これ!

>>66550780
FUCK YOU REEEE

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>this will be peru's life soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i8tK8KguYs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk

これはお前

今日ドゥテルテがやってくる
みんな楽しみにしてる

日の丸俺しかおらん

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>>66550039

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I know some of you Nihon-jins have to be rich since you are NEETs and don't work.

How much would you pay me if I came to Japan and taught you how to talk to and pick up Japanese women? Don't worry, I won't try to have sex with any of them.

I will be your gaijin NAMPA sensei, and push you out of comfort zone to meet women. How much would you pay me?

グリーンランドは中谷宇吉郎先生が氷の研究をなされていた場所だな。

>>66551633
I would pay for your drinks. (not joking)

>>66551568
おはよう

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>>66551633
>you Nihon-jins have to be rich since you are NEETs and don't work

>>66552054
おはようございます

>>66550396
Eat early

>>66552054
>>66552106
おはよう、日本人友達。お元気?

>>66552634
朝からビンビンです

>>66552634
おはよう、USA kun、元気だよ
How about you?

>>66551499
>みんな楽しみにしてる
意味深だなw
キャラ濃いよね、濃すぎw

>>66552809
あの、私はよく分かりません。お茶を飲んでみたらどうですか。
>>66552835
眠いですよ。でも、日本語を勉強しなければいけません。

>>66553091
今、あなたの家は何時ですか?
>日本語を勉強しなければいけません
試験があるのかな?頑張って

兜美女
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjRFRrrRRpM

>>66550039
>いえいえ日本語できてる!すごいです!
What does this mean?

>>66553218
兜美女じゃなくて鎧美女だった

Im at the doctors please pray for me or Ill die

>>66553243
no no, you can speak (write?)Japanese!
awsome!

>>66553243
Your cook is big! Great!

>>66553474
awesome*

>>66553209
今、丁度二十二時間です。
>試験があるのかな?頑張って
はい、ありがと!

>>66550166
Many lulz were had while lurking there last night. Let me break it down for you leafbro.

Most posters are too fucking old to be called girls. They are also probably fat by jap standards.
They love Johnnys gays so LOL.
The autism level is thru the roof but theres no mud slinging cuz, wimmenz.

But it is a genuinely good peak into the minds of many suzukis (upvote system helps) and the site is well organized.

People learning japanese should read the site imo.

>>66553540
東の人か、(アメリカは広いね)
そろそろ眠くなる時間だけど、コーヒーでも飲んで頑張って

>>66553403

どうしたん?

>>66553540
二十二時*
時刻を表す時には「間」は必要ないよ。
「何時間寝てる?」などの質問には
「八時間」など、「間」が必要です。

>>66553773
運動とかオナニしたら頭が痛くなっちゃう

>>66553831
ま、まさか!
大丈夫?

>>66553831
アスピリン

>>66553650
>suzukis
What did he mean by this?

>>66553896
スズキ達

>>66553831
>頭
In japanese does this also refer to the tip of the penis? We call both 'head' in english

>>66553931
>スズキ達
What did he mean by this?

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ハメ
結婚する
殺す

このグループからどうするか

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>>66553956
i know that pic related does

>>66553887
一週間何回も痛くなっているから深刻な問題かも

>>66553956
Well its not my knob its my head

>>66553872
さあ、まだ待っている

fucking weebs holy shit

>>66553976
suzukis

>>66554099
深刻な病気でなければ良いな

>>66554099
可哀想に
虫歯の頭痛とか痛かったから分かるよ

>>66554089
アメリカンジョークか?

>>66553976
鈴木?Maybe
It's a typical family name in Japan.

>>66554128
ベッドにweebの女は熱狂的になる

>>66553474
Thank you

>>66554284
ni hao, to you too

>>66554260
I know, but is that supposed to be a name for BBAs? Like we use Chad for alpha numale keklords.

>>66554128

it's funny because jordan jovchev went to japan about 3 or 4 times and they loved him there

>>66554464
No nigga i just meant japanese people in general

>>66554499
>>66554499
>>66554499
>>66554499
So like Chang or Kim yung Park

Nice quadruple doubles faggio

>>66554237
そうです。
ファックマリーイキルゲーム!
さあ選んでください。

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>>66554483
we have lots of weebshits here tb h

>>66554790
帰れなさいホワイーピッグめ!

>>66554847
im not buying your shitty Xiomi you fucking chink

>>66554790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uC4AUyju7k

http://potato.2ch.net/tubo/

I stumpled upon this board and have no idea what it's supposed to be about. Help?

>>66554899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I13Dd3prDZg

>tfw homoerotic tension with friend
is this common in japan?

>>66554847
帰れホワイトピッグめ!*
or
帰りなさいホワイトピッグさん!*←more polite desu

>>66554962
This yogurt is very popular in Japan kek

>>66555237
it is common for japanese to jerk off each other. that's why japan has low birth rate.

>>66555237
It's just skinship, my dude.

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why yamato girls are so autistic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY3_IhFDihI

>>66555384
Is this what the onsen is for?

>>66555414
it might be

据え膳食わぬは男の恥 !!!

>>66555237
weren't japanese people really fucking gay historically

almost like romans

>>66555517
>almost like romans
that's faggot propaganda

>>66555408
That's only Su and Yui though. Moa is super normie except for her perverted behavior and being otaku.

>>66555408
>orange amp
Is this a japanese thing? I've only seen Japanese bands use orange amps.

>>66555517
https://youtu.be/fxQYu4MOFCY

japanese are historically gay

>>66555384
Haha nice joke

>>66555625
there's a famous brand of amp that is iconically orange, i've seen them in the store before but forget specifically which brand it was.

>>66555665

Why are you contributing to the low birth rate?

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>>66555300
based gooks


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLJq14i2pp4

>>66555668
The brand name itself is orange. Boris and I believe Church of Misery use Orange amps as well. I know they're shilled hard in the states, but I have no idea who use them besides Japanese bands.

>>66555625
That "orange amp" was in a metal awards ceremony in England.

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>>66555512
けっ、女を据え膳にしたこともないくせに
>>66555517
まったく違う
男色は戦国武将のたしなみ
google for 陰間

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>>66555564
Suはアスペはいっている
Yuiはshyなだけ

世の中は闇だ

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>>66555720
>女を据え膳にしたこともないくせに
関係あんのか?ああっ?

>>66555818
nah yui too

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I want to go to Japan for three weeks what do I have to see?

Please respond bakas.

おやすみなさい。

>>66556296
良い夢を

>>66556272
>baka
Rude tbqh

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>>66556365
Please i need help anon-dono

>>66555564

>perverted behavior

w-what perverted behavior

>>66556272
>>66556408

Go to akiba
Go to mixed onsen
Go to terracotta warriors

>>66556408
Stop posting worst girl then

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>>66556477
>Terra-cotta
>Japan
>????

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>>66556517
Please help I'll stop anon-dono.

>>66556567
テラコッタ武士に行くよ

>>66556594
How many yenjamins are you gonna bring?

>>66556602
I will anon sama , I made a mistake
ごめんなさい

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>>66556424
She's into girls and she's very open about it.

>>66556623
60000 ¥ to spend excluding food and accommodation

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人生で初めて眉毛整えた

整える前

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>>66556703
整えた後

どう?

>>66555408
HNNNGGGGH

I want a nip daughter to teach English to...

>>66556718
ましになった

>>66556779
ありがと
美容ブログを見ながらやってみた

>>66556698
Tokyo: shibuya (and its adjacent stations in every direction), roppongi just cuz, akiba/ikebukuro if you like anime, yurakucho/shinbashi for the real tokyo life, kagurazaka for faggy frog shit, odaiba for the fresh air, nakameguro if you know what youre doing, shinokubo if you like korean shit, ueno for the park/museum if you care, skytree if you care about big phallic buildings

Just some random scribblingz.

>>66556718
いい感じ~(´・ω・｀)ｵｯｹｰ

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Doctor said no exercise and no masturbating for 2 weeks

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>>66557031

>>66557031
What kind of injury or illness requires you to refrain from exercising and masturbating for 2 weeks?

>>66557098
i'd guess a heart complication. both make your heart rate go up a lot

>>66556916
Anything outside of Tokyo?

>>66553650
RU mad they don't like K国 very much?

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>>66557149
I have never once been outside of Tokyo in the great Kanto area. But kamakura, nikko, disney are the standards.

I gotta peace out right now but heres a screenshot of some shit close to tokyo that my favorite ramen store niggas told me. I have not been to any of these places but maybe other jap bros can help you out

Also, just man up and bus down to kansai. Its awesome esp kobe and nara. Kyoto is my least fave jap city but im a contrarian asshole. You should go.

>>66557031
(S)He didn't say "no sex", just "no masturbation"? doctor bants are the cruellest

>>66557391
>한
What are you plotting for?

>>66557098
Its >>66553831

>>66557394
I told them I got headaches from having a wank

>>66557391
Thanks a lot for the advice anon-dono.

お客殿

>>66557031
oh…キウイくん、お大事に(´・ω・`)

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>>66558003
ありがとう

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>>66557437
You needed to tell your doctor that "オナニーすると頭が痛くなります"?

>>66558197
Why not
It's not normal to get a headache doing that

>>66558405
Do you have some kind of weird posture that hurts your neck while doing it?

>>66558427
Are you asking if he tries to eat his own cum?

>>66558458
真面目な質問だったのにww

>>66558427
No it's probably to do with pushing myself too hard at the gym. Something similar to an exertion headache.

>>66558405
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_headache

>>66557437
Do you stay hydrated?
Do you do any physical activity besides fap?
Do you honestly believe you can last 2 weeks without?

Japanese Thread Music Track
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re3PzspwEWo

>>66559443
再生不可能

I want a good fap

>>66559443
これ可愛い曲だけど、よく聞くと怖いw
浮気したら、毒殺されるw

>>66559489
抜きたい?

bf1の動画見てたら黒人兵士みたいなのがいたけど当時奴隷じゃなかったの?彼等

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Mayuyu?

http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20161024-00000099-mai-soci

Now you guys only need to work till 10pm.

高木沙耶が大麻で逮捕か
相棒の再放送どうなるんだ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBsYgqXn7hU

>>66559717
Wudup?

>>66558553
>>66558514
I've done 1 week easily but 2 weeks might be too much

>>66558527
Yeah its probably something similar to this

>>66560225
くっそワロタwwwなんだこれ

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>>66560330
Your thoughts on Hokkaido

Is しまった ever used in real life or is it an anime word like ぞ?

>>66560494
Too cold, too snowy, too rural

>>66560504
しまった means oops!
we often use this

>>66560478
寂寥の結果

>>66560504
>Is しまった ever used in real life or is it an anime word like ぞ
neither of those are anime words, get the concept of anime words out of your head unless you're using zamasu instead of desu or something

>>66560524
Isn't it the same where you are?

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>>66560605
but he hates where he are

>>66560524
Are you tired of snow?
Do you prefer Okinawa to Hokkaido?

>>66560568
寂しすぎたのかw

>>66560634
>he are

>>66560656
Okinawa wouldn't be my first choice out of all of Japan, but If it's between Okinawa and Hokkaido I'd go to Okinawa any day.

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>>66560682
hmm..?

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>>66557031
口から精子がでるぞ
>>66557437
頭は頭でも亀頭が痛いんだろ?
>>66560504
しまった!
は、よく使うぞ
ぞも、よく使うぞい

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>>66560690
>lives in a cold climate
>complains about it and wants to live in a hot climate

every time

>>66560690
Where would you choose to live?

>>66560719
ぞいもよく使うの

>>66560690
夏には北海道、冬には沖縄に住む。
そんな暮らしをしてみたい。

>>66560745
Tokyo, Yokohama, Kobe

>>66560815
Just be honest. Akiba.

>>66560815
You like big cities?

i would like to celebrate halloween with you japanese people.

where can i buy cheap face paint near umeda?
i want to buy white and black face paint

http://i.imgur.com/2QKFBRN.gifv

>>66560815
I like Yokohama city too.
Do you like port city?

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>>66560888
Are you going to be a panda?

Akiba is only for weebs

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>>66560225
Gross
見てしまった
>>66560568
Veggieに見せてやりたいな
>>66560764
使わない
実は、｢ぞ｣を柔らかくした感じが｢ぞい｣だが
かなり古臭い言葉
ぞい子の時に調べたが、
今日でも、福島県では使われている
｢福島弁｣と言っていいかも

>>66560922
for the honor of japan,
i will go as a panda school girl

>>66560865
Yes
>>66560864
I'm not really an anime guy.
>>66560913
I guess, maybe, I really liked living in Saint Petersburg at least

>>66560953
ぞい子は福島出身?

>>66560953
Veggieって?

>>66561005
>I'm not really an anime guy.
but you are a mayuyu fag

Then again she's probably too high profile for the theater I guess. Don't follow them at all.

>>66560957
Sounds good.

>>66561047
ok, where can i buy cheap face paint ;_;
near umeda pls
どこから買う?
そしてface paintは日本語で何で言うの?

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>>66560922
Lol
I thought the same face
>>66560951
GOATって何の略だったけ?

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>>66561173
Greatest of all time

Pic related

>>66561173
Greatest Of All Time

>>66561135
I don't know anything about Umeda, sorry. But you can probably find it at any 100-yen shop or Don Quixote.

>>66561233
You seem like an American

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>>66561011
涼風青葉はNew Gameの作中では
一度しか｢ぞい｣を使ってない
東京出身らしい
>>66561013
セーラームーンをアバターがわりに使うコテハン

>>66561173
そのパンツ嗅ぎたい

>>66561287
I am whiter than eddie murphy.

>>66561135
https://www.amazon.co.jp/s/?ie=UTF8&k=コープスペイント&i=aps&linkCode=plm&tag=waciatdnd-22&hvadid=97967682141&hvpos=1o2&hvnetw=g&hvrand=11132257056643937110&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=b&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=1009540&hvlocphy=1009565&hvtargid=kwd-49728376836&ref=pd_sl_82oedle50b_b

Veggie DESU

>>66561005
>Saint Petersburg
ロシア帝国の首都だね
綺麗な街だね、いつか行ってみたい

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>>66561612

3月のライオン面白かった
ひなちゃんかわすぎる、桐山もかっこよくて

>>66550039
Tokyo has gotten depressing and I haven't left Ginza for 2 weeks. - How's Taipei? I'm worried the girls in Taiwan are ugly in comparison.

>>66561696
ひなちゃん可愛いよな
台湾では将棋やる人いる?

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>>66561233
>>66561237
なるほど
そうだった
thanks
>>66561439
Babymetalのgigでは
コープスペイント強制
>>66561612
噂をすれば影

>>66561702
Lots of taiwan-jins say that taiwanese girls are better than japanese ones but they have shit taste in dressing.
My opinion? Who the fuck need a 3d whore

>>66560888
I visited Daiso the 100 yen shop last week and saw all sorts of stuff for Halloween costumes and makeups. I think there were face paints as well.

>>66561810

Have you admitted you're a zipperhead yet?

>>66561761
きっといる、日本文化研究社会とか

>>66561860
やっぱり一般的ではないんだな
このアニメを機に始める人がいるかもね

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477385731362.webm
rate this singing (totally not me guys)

>>66561946
そうだなwww
ところでマンガみった?

将棋はクソ
俺が勝てない

>>66561946
アニメに動かされてアニメしか刺激がなくて本物のやる気が出なくて直ぐに諦めて他のアニメを見て繰り返す

>>66562112
ほんまこれ

>>66561988
It was as amusing as IS's beheading video.

Do you guys play chess?

>>66562177
Yes
1.e4

>>66562025
実は昔、見てた
恥ずかしながら将棋やらないから、
途中から将棋の話についていけなくなったw(小声)

>>66562177
I used to; it's been a while though.

>>66562188
続き見ろよ

>>66562112
あるあるw

>>66562219
そうだな、もう一回読んでみるわ
ひなちゃん可愛いし

>>66562177
I'm waiting for your move son
1.e4

>>66562273
2. Your mom's ass to my dick

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ミクさんの足

>>66562254
是非
>>66562223
金髪とかコーヒーとかサバイバルとかプログラムとか

sorry i don't know how to play it

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>>66562306

>>66562177
I played chess when I was 10

>>66562306
checkmate

i want have a blonde blue eyed white anime otaku boyfriend

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>>66562177
I won the local chess tournament in the 4th grade

>>66562316
サバイバル……?

>>66562380
1.e4

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>>66562273
*teleports behind your King*
Check mate, kid

>>66562316
一番恥ずかしいのは運動だな

>>66562397
2. check mate
your king is dead.

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>>66562397
足

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heh, dodge this, jap

抜かなきゃ

>>66562412
例えば?

>>66562431
オナニーできない人もいるんですよ(´・ω・｀)

>>66562431
しょうがにゃいな、お手伝いしよう

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>This thread is full of intellectually inferior beings

>>66562316
>サバイバル
自殺島?アイアムアヒーロー?
>コーヒー
東京グール?
最近、「山賊ダイアリー」の影響でジビエ食べてみた
狩るんじゃなくて、食べるだけw

>>66562506
がっこうぐらし 見ないけど
ごちうさ

>>66562495
Or they just don't want to play with you.

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>tfw too intelligent to play chess

>>66562456
健康のために運動しおうとしてなんとなく止めちゃうってこと
ダメだな、俺と言う感じ

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>playing chess

kek I remember being 10 years old too, would checkmate half of you in 2 moves flat

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how do you japs feel about this?

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>>66562555

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>>66562645

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>>66562619
I have no feelings

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>>66551499
天皇陛下に会う時って楽しみにしてる。ドゥテルテは失礼な人んだ。

>>66562619
Wasn't he a full blown commie?

>>66562547
見た事ないけど、あの可愛い絵柄でサバイバルするんだな

>>66562619
the first netouyo KEK

>>66562726
ウホッいい男

>>66562992
neto stand for internet
that's why it is uyo.

>>66562397
1.e4 e6
2. e5 d5
3. d4 c5
4. c3 Knc6
5. Bb5 cxd4
6. cxd4 Qa5_
7. Knc3 Bd7
8. Bxc6 Bxc6
9. Bd2 Bb4
10. a3 Be7
11. b4 Qc7
12. b5 Bd7
13. a4 Bb4
14. Rc1 ...

what do white?

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>>66563076
did i ASK for your opinion, dumb jap?

>>66563353
>14. Rc1 ...
Qa5

>>66563394
that was not an opinion
it was your ignorance being pointed out

>>66563478
>>66563353
or Ne7

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>>66563489
Respond to me again and see what happens

>>66563353
[Event "Rated game"]
[Site "Redacted"]
[Date "2016.10.25"]
[White "Redacted"]
[Black "Redacted"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "1459"]
[BlackElo "1589"]
[PlyCount "54"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[TimeControl "480+8"]
[ECO "C02"]
[Opening "French Defense: Advance Variation"]
[Termination "Normal"]
[Annotator "Redacted"]

1. e4 e6 2. e5 d5 3. d4 c5 4. c3 Nc6 { C02 French Defense: Advance Variation } 5. Bb5 cxd4 6. cxd4 Qa5+ 7. Nc3 Bd7 8. Bxc6 Bxc6 9. Bd2 Bb4 10. a3 Be7 11. b4 Qc7 12. b5 Bd7 13. a4 Bb4 14. Rc1 Rc8 15. Na2 Bxd2+ 16. Qxd2 Qd8 17. h4 f6 18. f4 Nh6 19. exf6 Qxf6 20. Rxc8+ Bxc8 21. Qc1 Qxd4 22. Qxc8+ Kf7 23. Qxh8 Qa1+ 24. Kf2 Qxa2+ 25. Kg3 Nf5+ 26. Kg4 Qxg2+ 27. Kh5 Qg6# { White is checkmated } 0-1

Just finished this game.

About to head out to economic class in about an hour to take a quiz.

*yawns*

>>66563353
>not playing go

>>66563394
are you not?

>>66563550
You say same things over and over again.
How do you manage to stay boring so long?
By speaking less than three words to less than three people in one week?

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>>66563558
>[WhiteElo "1459"]
>[BlackElo "1589"]

>>66563623
It is what it is

im in love with moe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu45pyrmb8E

>>66563668
but not with Canada.
EU, Canada trade deal blocked by Belgian opposition http://on.wsj.com/2exUpC8

>>66563658
I'm around 3420 myself *yawns*

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>66563569
>66563617

>>66563737
you suck at this game and are too afraid to challenge me to a game.

make the link or don't reply to me again.

your move.

>>66563733
who cares bruv
im not even belgian

>>66563782
1.e4

I have an exam in 59 minutes doe

>>66563841
you fucking stupid, son

e6

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>>66563782
>your move.

I PLAY THIS CARD FACE DOWN AND END MY TURN.

YOUR MOVE

>>66563869
2.d4

>>66564286
Bb4

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>>66561848
watch this >>66560225 vid
is it you??
>>66561696
nhkのアニメは独特の臭いがする
>>66561988
おのれサザエ
おもろすぎる
>>66562547
大学編以降を読んでいないな
当時のPantuya recommend
>>66563353
>>66563558
>>66563841
>>66563869
>>66564286
>>66564381
まだチェスやってんだ

>>66564381
Nc3

>>66564502
Bxc3

Want to know how I know you're not cheating with artificial intelligence support?

>>66564547
bxc3
an ai wouldn't do nc3 :^)

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>>66564653
i have to go to class now.

be back in an hour :^)

b6

精液採取

>>66564704
Nf3 I have a 5h exam in 10m so see you in 1h10m :^)

>>66564820
TMI

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エムアンドエムズが好き?

>>66564843
d5

>>66564865
嫌い

>>66564892
なぜ?

>>66564865
しゅき

>>66564914
薬みたいで不味い

how are the Christians in japan?

>>66564865
うん、チョコレートは大抵なんでも好き

>>66564937
甘い薬なの?

>>66564941
sparse and disowned

>>66564993
なんか歯触りが薬みたいで気持ち悪い

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>when somebody praises japan or japs in my presence, and I could destroy them with my red-pilled knowledge, but I choose to continue letting them live in delusion

>>66565125
I knew Thai was a kind person at heart.

I'll make a new thread

>>66565166
よろぴく

new thread 新スレ
>>66565172
>>66565172
>>66565172

>>66564884
e5

>>66564865
I prefer chocolate bars.

>>66565232
h6

>>66565025
why?