Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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ミクさんの足

be honest kudasai

http://www.strawpoll.me/11495670
http://www.strawpoll.me/11495670
http://www.strawpoll.me/11495670

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>>66525327
16.5 cm master race reporting in

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もうだめですね
乙ではない

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スウェーデン

>>66525360

What makes that more of a master race than a full 7 inches?

>>66525410
いじめないでください

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>>66525321

>>66525396
女か男かわからない

>>66525435
I can sex hot Japanese girls without hurting them with the extra .5 :>

ホモだちがいる?

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>>66525236
kek

>>66525435
It fits better for a Japanese vagina?

>>66525477
アレは男なのです

>>66525512
>tfw your whole body was once in a Japanese bagina

>>66525517
冗談です

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>>66525554

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>>66525477
does it matter?

why posting nipples?

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>>66525457
That is an technically anatomically correct buttocks but it is a lot bigger then it should be and the perspective is a bit off in relation to the rest of the body which adds to it looking a bit odd

Still a good image for what it wants to accomplish

>>66525585
yes

http://girlschannel.net/topics/689196/
>アレが大きい彼氏と同棲していた時、朝一でムラムラして濡れる前に無理矢理入れたら一日中股がヒリヒリw

and the end everything its evolution
female select the best males to reproduce

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>>66525633
>処女なのでありません。

>>66525601
I once met an autistic man that could tell anime butt proportions just by looking at one picture

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>>66525702
I can do that as well

I am an expert at appraising and critiquing art

今日のズイテンジンはよりガイジだ・・・

>>66525702
Well, if he and you get taken hostage and they will only release you under the condition that you can clearly critique anime girl body proportions, he'll be the one who comes out alive!

>>66525633
がるちゃん読んでる…(´・ω・｀)

>>66525764
だめですか

>>66525757
I'd be happy to sacrifice my life for him or other Swedish anons. They've been so good to me.

>>66525842
What have we done for you?

>>66525794
女の意見を聞いてはいけません(´・ω・｀)It's just depressing or disappointing.

>>66525644
Which means you succeed the DNA's of all the best males which makes you the best of the best!

>>66525847
they are here by my side when my soul was in trouble...and one of them even showed his nipple.

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time to go outside

>>66525868
面白いですよ

>>66525916
Brown here brown there
brown people everywhere

>>66525916
peru...that business tourism thing is the only idea for you to establish a company in hong kong?

>>66526039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpQmFfdYFzY

がるチャンってなんなんだろ。
本当に女ばっか書いてんのか。
どうやったらそんなこと出来るのだろう。

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now I must open that door and go outside, there is a big work to be done in a few hours ,
but Im a warrior, I survived in china ,mexico, chile,hong kong, macau, brazil, america and peru
I must not fear
this is a joke

>>66526279
>survived chile

No anon, you died like the rest of us.

>>66525633
いい年こいて一度も経験ないので経験したことない自分が黒歴史になりそう

>>66526320
Iquique, culiao

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ホフディラン

>>66526334
日本語…だと??

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>>66526334

>>66525633
LOL THIS SITE LOLOL HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS BEFORE

time to go confirm all my suspicions. you did good sven bro, keep the no fap going (Y)

俺でも書けっぺや

何回もイッたふりしたこと

>>66525633
>>66526377
>>66526404
oops i copy pasted wrong one

急にクンニしてきてたけど、お尻に少しうんちついてたみたいで吐きそうになってた。洗わせてくんないからだろ!何で私が傷付くんだ!

http://girlschannel.net/comment/731374/2/

>>66526560
But I thought you were not a 外国人?

>>66526613
I'm Japanese

運転中の彼氏にフェラ
事故らなくてよかった

>>66526633
So what does a Japanese person with a Swedish body smell like?

>>66526671
Like Swedish strawberries

>>66526699
K let's do it :3

酔っ払ってHした時に『愛してるわ!』とか普段絶対に言わないようなクサイ台詞を言いまくったwwww
ほんと次の日消えたかった

+1517

>>66526730
ダメです

http://girlschannel.net/comment/731374/26/

さっきの選挙の行く末の方が気になるな

>tfw google translate doesnt work well on all these girlschan comments

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>>66526747

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>>66526807
you noticed ppl here tend to use plain eng sempai
this is omotenashi

>>66526151
2chの既女板とか有名だろう

あと有名なのは韓国のメガリアン
「韓国男は9cm」と下ネタが凄まじい

>>66526939
男が書いてもわからんような気がするが。
メガリアンというのを探してみたけど、
記号ばっかでサッパリわからんかった。OLLTLO□

>>66526807
How about you use these site?

http://translation.infoseek.ne.jp/
http://www.excite.co.jp/world/

>>66526699
:^(

>>66527256
どうしたんですか

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"Thanks for taking me to the beach, Anon!"

>>66527307
No problem
Now spin around and show me that ass bbygirl

>>66527307
No problem, Snooki!

white haired devil

>>66527307
Holly fuck she is ugly.

>>66525327
I haven't measured my penis since I was 16 or so but I guess it's still ~17cm

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>>66527332

>>66527596
人が違うわ

>>66527650
オナを控えているんです。。。
こんなイメジを貼らないでください

>>66527742
>>66527650
それに、その服はどこで買えますか?

>>66527779
着るつもりか

>>66527796
彼女にあげるつもりです

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my life is complete now that i've seen autism manifest itself in women. also, based on what ive read it should be renamed to bbachannel. there are no girls on that site. pic related.

women, top fucking kek

it actually might help white people learn moonrunes though, so i guess its not all bad.

>>66527307
Thats called Yamanba

>>66526334
30歳まで童貞で居続けると、魔法使いになれるんだよ

>>66527842
>Normie
REEEEEEEEE

>>66527938
うるさいわ
リア充じゃなくて

どこで買えるか教えてください

https://twitter.com/52745972

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じゃあ、なんの肉なの?

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>>66528170
fucking yellow japの肉

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I find that Chinese girls frequently have smelly soles.

how about japanese girls? do they have stinky feet?

よし、寝る
おやすみお前ら

明日も素晴らしい一日

>>66528547
日付変わってます
はやく寝ましょう

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peru would you let a gay chinese man fuck you in the ass for 100,000 dollars USD?

I heard chinks are getting filthy these days. some chinks that work for baidu got 1 million rmb bonuses for no reason at all. the CCP is throwing money around like crazy

俺音楽聞いて。

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i feel like i've fucked enough chinese girls

i really wanna fuck japanese girls. hearing their weird moans and making them call me senpai or sensei, stick muh big cock in and hearing the scream ITAI

>>66525236
4chanは在日まみれ

このスレも在日まみれ

ネトウヨってなんですか?

ネトウヨってなんですか?

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look at this ugly creature

>>66525321
ちょん

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>>66527779
Aliexpressでそういうの買えるよ

>>66525236
ayy lmoa

>>66529140
you do realize we can't look at you through your computer,right?

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>>66529140
look at these ugly avarice pigs.

日本語スレの9割以上が在日かちょんです

在日が日本の国旗使って発言してると思うと、むしゃくしゃする

マジ

うざい

ネトウヨは消えろ

>>66529201
My last girlfriend was Greek
I've fucked more Greek girls than you
loser

テアトロ・デ・ティティレ

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Chong

>>66529305
I've fucked more German dudes than you loser

在日くそすれ

>>66529335
Oh hi. I'm sorry for my rude post. you are nicest and most beautiful poster I've ever seen here
Do you have skype or something so I can send you some pictures? ;) I love you :*

>>66529460
i do lets talk

>>66529460
you do realize I AM a dude right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plRHHNH9sww

1. Taiyaki - Taiyaki is a Japanese fish-shaped cake. The most common filling is red bean paste that is made from sweetened azuki beans. Other common fillings may be custard, chocolate, cheese, or sweet potato.
2. Okonomiyaki - Okonomiyaki is a Japanese savoury pancake containing a variety of ingredients.
3. Tornado Potato - spiral-cut potato.
4. Yakisoba - fried buckwheat.
5. Baby Castella - a popular Japanese sponge cake made of sugar, flour, eggs, and starch syrup sold on different japanese restaurant / stalls

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>>66529602

なんで4ちゃんって在日まみれなの?

クソ在日どもが偉そうに日本の国旗使って、日本のことあれこれ偉そうにしゃべってんじゃねーよ

>>66529610
you do realize I AM a bisexual girl right

>>66530445
i thought you were koreaboo

>>66530414
I will give you a free (You)

ゲイ祭りの画像貼っただけでBANされたんだが?

What do Japs think of based Duterte?

>>66530831
The F. hates poofters. And quite rightly, I should add; nobody wants to see that disgusting shit.

>>66530481
I am

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>>66530965
but koreaboo is a guy

>>66530997
do you ever listen to me. 90% of the things I say are lies
Am I a girl or a boy? who knows. I just like manly Korean girls that play football

>>66530846
I'd rape Mocha Uson

>>66531115
youngju isnt manly though, she probably the most feminine looking out of the entire busan sangmu squad

在日沸きすぎだろ
まじなんなのここ

あと、ネトウヨって誰?

つーか、なんで4ちゃんって在日まみれなの?

在日まじうざい

日本国旗使うな

在日は韓国国旗使えよ

まーたチョンモメンの自演か

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>>66531243
Is this real or vandalism?

>>66531352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pemhKoN8UQ

>>66531522
I'd vandalize her asshole

>>66531522
In just a span of a day, a Change.org petition to shut down the Mocha Uson Blog Facebook page gathered a little over 20,000 signatures—almost reaching the 25,000 goal.

The petition, created by Paul Quilèt, cites how Mocha’s Facebook page “spreads fictitious and false information about pressing issues in the Philippines…” Mocha, a staunch supporter of Pres. Duterte, has received much social media flak and shameful headlines for her outrageous and even illogical statements concerning political affairs.


Remember when everyone had a field day on Twitter when rumors came out of her getting appointed as social media consultant for the Bureau of Customs? And when a student publication lampooned her for her “insightful” opinions? Apparently, that’s not even scratching the surface. The petition is still going strong. People have left comments ranging from “I’m signing because she post (sic) malicious, not reliable news on social media that causes division to people” to “I don’t think FACEBOOK needs another page that propagated nothing but lies and hatred towards those people who do not share the same views as hers. It is so insulting and disturbing to intelligent human beings who know the truth.”

Uh-oh. Our best to Mocha (well, no, not really) but it looks like people are going in for the jugular on this one.

>>66522053
>>66522169
For the last time that is a proxyfagger in China who switches between the Macau and Cambodian flag. China is literally all he talks about.

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>>66532272
im genuinely sad im not on that list

>>66522053
I didn't buy NMS at full price last time I checked

>>66532413
It seems like he's only been here a few days

>>66528746
I fuck but Im not fucked

>>66532514
is this you then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5_-ou6H7eg

Victor (gimmeaflakeman) > that boundless faggot

>>66532942
post more comfy nagoya

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It's a stone monument in Chang'an, China in the 6th century,

where are those footfags? i found the perfect thread for them while iw as browsing /s/ on the other tab

>>>/s/17040137

>>66535706
lösch dich etzala

>>66535993
how racist is your life?

How do you learn the language? I have a basic grasp on the language and know the kana, some vocab, grammar, and a handful of kanji, but I mean how do you learn vocab and kanji? Do you study vocab first and write it out with hiragana or do you study the kanji first and then the vocab associated with that kanji?

>>66536110
I don't know.
Sometimes I beat up jews when I see them with their silly hats or niggers who take away our women
but that's not really racist, it's because those people are assholes

>>66536391
how racist was your grandfather?

>>66536217

Use a fair mix of textbooks and exposure to native speakers. WaniKani is a great website for learning Kanji

I wonder, how many people who try to learn Japanese (not including weeaboos) learn Kanji for real?

>>66536437
not very he was like 5 when the war ended

>>66536583
So kanji first and then related vocab? I'm mainly trying to expand vocab, but kanji is always something that needs working on. My friend lives in Tokyo and wants me to visit so I have been studying. Most weebs probably just repeat phrases they hear in anime.

>>66536705

learning Kanji takes a lot of time, so start learning vocab too. Also make sure to practice listening and speaking.

Peru send more pictures I took pls, with food
also do you have any from Korea (except the water fountain)? I lost my phone

ayy ワロタ

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/oct/24/australia-giant-spider-mouse-carry-horrifying-impressive?CMP=edit_2221
fuck australia

>>66537497
mhh so this is how you can get the gerbil out

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>>66537451

>>66538195
lel do you save every picture I post?
that means you have at least one real picture of me but you'll never know which one ㅋ

>>66538376
I have posted my face in this thread once as well (:

>>66538578
or maybe twice

>>66538578
post it again I only saw your ass

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>>66538841
I didn't tell anyone it was my face
Maybe it's this one

>>66538578
kek, but since nobody cares about you, nobody saved your face

How many years does it take to understand japanese? Anyone here learnt japanese by themselves?

@66538978
You cared enough to (You) me kekeke

>>66538984
Depends on how much you study famalam

>>66538903
Your mom used to drink a lot

>>66538984
are you the girl who insulted my gf?

>>66538841
Then you saw his face

>>66539285
ㅎㅎ

>>66539248
No.

>>66539646
good. I hate her. she laughed at me because my Spanish is bad and insulted my gf
she's in the top 5 assholes in this thread

>>66539880
Why did "she" insulted your gf?

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>>66540163

>>66540140
she was jealous because she's probably really ugly

>>66540312
She's probably a dude desu.

>>66540312
>she
>in 4chan
kek

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>>66540202
>>66540312

people on this thread will never have the joy to study on an asian university
KEK
E
K

>>66540425
I can study in Japan with my uni program but I'm too lazy to learn Japanese

>>66540163
That is officially the german koreaboo in the back left

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>>66540501
yeah sure

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>>66540557
It's peru

>>66540423
>>66540394
she's an artist or something. she posted her twitter here once
she only comes here like once a year

>>66540425
kek I always wanted to study in the US. I love Korea but I would rather study in America
If you only go there for the girls there are plenty at American unis too and Americans are really nice and more importantly speak English

>>66538984
just take the time it takes to learn a similar european language, then multiply this time span by 4 or 5 and this is how long it will take you to reach the equivalent japanese level

>>66540669
peru is the german koreaboo?

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>>66538578

>>66540719
So literally never?

>>66540712
Oh, I think I've seen her drawings.

>>66540853
top kek
that's not me

>>66540930
of course not
you look exactly like guy in the Mia Khalifa fucks virgin fan video

>>66540930
Oh, OK *wink-wink*

>>66540863
really depends on your goals though, if you want just want to understand your slice of life anime then it's a lot quicker I guess

but if you want to be able to read their newspapers as if it was english then you'll have quite some years ahead of you

>>66541032
:(
I didn't even make that post
Why would I name a picture of myself "nice hat fag.jpg"?

>>66541006
Have'nt seen that

>>66541205
You have self-esteem issues

>>66541279
:( ok
you have bully issues

今日ドテルテが来日する

>>66541346
I'm sorry.

>>66541346
That's how you know you're not really Japanese

>>66541460
?? I'm Japanese

>>66541514
Your insistence ironically proves your Swedotry more and more.

You have already fapped to kanadajin3.

There's a girl in my class I really like tommorrow our lessons both end at 11
I wanted to ask her if we could eat lunch together
but I just realized that I've never talked to her before, I'm too shy and the Dark Souls DLC release is tommorow
what should I do

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>>66541603
This might help you understand

>>66542042
This is truer than you know, you can make one for every nation.

音量最大でお楽しみください
http://c2.ftbucket.info/may/cont/may.2chan.net_b_res_441557880/img/1477320819684.webm

>>66541661
Literally who

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What does it say on the second pic?

>>66544805
"Slow" (slow in acting.)

>>66545027
haha I get it

>>66525236
Does nipon approve of TempleOS?

>>66545027
I think it's "Too slow"
Right?

who wants to be my friend

>>66545462
umm Almost correct. but pic say only "遅い". not 遅すぎる.

>>66545462
It's 遅い (おそい, which means slow or late. Too slow would be 遅すぎます。
>>66545766
Sure, we're friends.

>>66545462
Not really, in this context the meaning would be preserved if you translated it that way, but directly it's just a shout out "Slow!" or "(It's/you're) slow!".

>>66545462
That's I would translate it even if 遅い literally means just "slow." It sounds more natural.

>>66545829
cool good night I'm going to play DS3 now

I can't believe it...
BBC News - Pete Burns: Dead or Alive singer dies aged 57 http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-37755445

>>66546125
>I can't believe it.
Why not?

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>>66546125
That's horrible...does that mean that there won't be another game?

>>66546157
He was only 57.

>>66546220
He was fucked up .. in many ways

>>66546045
>DS1を遊ばない
やれやれ

>>66546220
Well it's called "live fast, die young" and not "live fast, find a nice retirement home"

Can you translate this for me?
とっても可愛らしいですね。不思議の国のアリスみたい。ハーフですか?

>>66546276
I know. Maybe this early departure was the release from pains...

>>66546345
Do you like his music?

Why do you care about his death?

>>66546328
いうまでもなくDemon SoulsがDS1もD2もそれにBloobourneも済んだ
ギツッグードー

>>66546339
That was very sweet (of you?), right? That's like a miracle of the country of Alice ( Alice in Wonderland, maybe?). Is it half (mixed, usually racial)?

What's the context, anon?

>>66546330
>>66546400
He was successful once but fucked up everything.
But somehow he made a comeback.
He showed us that even craziest people deserve a second chance.

>>66546515
>He showed us that even craziest people deserve a second chance.
That's kinda inspiring on many levels
Rest in peace

>>66546216
There won't be another game for quite a while anyway.
Except if this game sold nicely maybe.
I wish we would get more gameplay modes, and maybe multiplayer beachvolleyball next time.

>>66546339
You are a very cute like Alice in Wonderland. Are you mixed?

>>66546591
As long as there is a pc version I'm fine with whatever they give us.

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Are cultural school festivals really existing in Japan or is it just something my anime invented

And also, if they exist, are they that popular?

>>66546615
>>66546494
Thank you for translating that. Can you translate "thank you. I am not half but I am actually part Native American and New Mexican Spanish."

>>66547144
>part Native American and New Mexican Spanish
who raped whom?

>>66547092
Of course. Just about every school has its own version, but the content varies. Some schools have food stalls and invite the folks from the neighborhood; ithers make it a more private affair; some have plays; some have musical performances, etc.

>>66547294
What did your school do back in the day?

>>66547144
Yeah, no problem.
ありがとございます。でも、私は鳥人半と犬半です。
Good luck.

>>66547375
Oh, I'm not Japanese...

>>66547227
New Mexican Spanish people are a mix of actual Spanish, native Mexican, and southern Native American hybrids. So yeah, spic Indian rape babies.
>>66547417
rude desu I can read slight Japanese

>>66547462
Ah English teach?

>>66547498
At least you seem to be pretty, getting that response from the jp qt

>>66547092
Everything in anime is real

>>66547498
すみません
”ありがとうございます。でも、私はネイティブアメリカ人ンとスペイン人です。

>>66547639
冻。。冻鳗是不会骗人的!!

>>66547639
Tell me where I can watch rl keijo

>>66546635
I don't think there will be a pc version.

>>66547294
>you will never gather your courage and participate in a school play, impressing all of your schoolmates with your acting skills

I only was able to act once while in school, in a really small presentation, still everyone was quite impressed.
Even some girls afterwards told me I shouldn't be so shy.
How wuld my life have been different if we had a school play...

Alter Schwede verpisst euch aus meinem Thread
müsst ihr nicht in die Schule oder so morgen

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>>66547684
>How wuld my life have been different if we had a school play...
I was playing the fat caterpillar in Die kleine Raupe Nimmersatt in kindergarden as a fat child

>>66547786
I played Rumpelstiltskin in third grade.

>>66547092
>Anime invented
How the fuck can you think like that

>>66547786
We also played the same in primary School.
I dont remember it too well anymore though.

Did you know that I jerked off to a kanadajin video once?

>>66547092
it exists. some classes sale something, and some classes perform something.

>>66547551
Actually, I'm a straight asexual girl but she is pretty cute
>>66547654
Thank you!

>>66548295
life is unfair...

>>66548042
I'm starting to think all the people who made fun of her did. You're at least the third person to say this.

>>66548381
she's definetly the cutest Japanese girl I know

>>66548381
challange accepted show me a good video

>>66548576
There's one where she's naked but I'm not one of those three. I'm not attracted to her and I don't care enough about her to make fun of her.

>>66548576
there's one where she talks about her pubic hair or something
that got me but it was like 4 am and it was either this or thai ladyboys again

>>66548348
I'm sorry footman. You'll get a at gf someday.

>>66548650
Neither am I attracted to her but this isn't about attraction but about the callange!

>>66548656
Thai ladyboys don't sound have bad compared to her

>>66548690
With cute feet?

>>66548295
>>66548690
Maybe me helping you will net me some good karma. I should convert to Nichiren Buddhism until I get a gf.

>>66548711
But I don't care if you jack it to her.

>>66548763
Once a man has seen a mountain he wants to climb it. He doesn't need any encouragement, the challenge itself is enough to motivate him.

I'm willing to take on this monumental task not for your sake, but for my own.

>kanadajin
I kind of find her really fuckable, and I don't know why.
She is kind of ugly, but attractive to me at the same time.

>>66548711
if you want a challenge stop jerking off for a month or so
I did it while I was in Korea with no porn and it was really good.
After a week you don't feel the need anymore and you feel much better
not even joking.

>>66548881
nah

>>66548878
ブスかわいい

>>66548850
Okay, then do it. I have no part in your excursion.

>>66548881
It's so hard to do when you are essentially 24/7 in front of your fap-station.
You can only do it if you have stuff to do.
While in Japan i didn't too for 2 weeks.

>>66548878
how can you fuck ugly woman even if she is attractive?
can you fuck old women if they are attractive?

>>66549030
how can you fuck ugly woman even if she is attractive?
attractive and ugly/beautiful are different things.
You can be attracted to fat women or such for example.

>can you fuck old women if they are attractive?
Yes.

Anyway, I can't fuck anyone either way ;_;

>>66549030
>can you fuck old women if they are attractive?
How old?

>>66549133
your age +30

>>66549211
52?
Pretty old. Still I would, if attractive.

>>66548711
Perphaps
>>66548760
That's the spirit! Never give up, fighto!

>>66549030
>can you fuck old women if they are attractive?
i had sex with a 33 or 31 year old when I was 20

I had a relationship with a 28 year old woman when I was 19
She was great in the sack

>>66549301
are you sure you're not that guy from the Mia Khalifa video?
he looks like you and he was a 20 yo virgin too

>>66549301
33 is still fuckable age

>>66525236
ayyyyyyy

>>66549382
You have never seen me, Hans

>>66549301

my oldest was a 37 year old Jap. housewife as a 23 year old German

it was a situation straight out of a JAV - and hence that kinda porn gives me some of the best jerks a man can have

Am I the only virgin here? wtf I didn't know this thread turned into a thread for normies that go to the gym and have a social life
fuck off and go fuck your tinder sluts you normalfags

>>66549524
yes, you are

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>day 1
>guangzhou
>peru goes to the markets in guangzhou
>he hires a local guide and interpreter to aid him in his transactions with the vendors
>peru goes to the first toy market
>i want 10,000 of these units at 1 RMB a piece you monkey! screams peru
>peru's guide betrays him, says in chinese to the vendor:
>"why are you helping this brown devil? we can make even more money if we scam him. quote this fat brown fuck a higher price"
>"OK!" laughs the vendor
>they quote peru at 300 RMB for each toy unit that cost 0.50 rmb to make
>peru rages

>>66549520
Story time

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>>66549524

>the autist koreaboo german is a virgin

figures

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Can you stop coming into my country?

>>66549902
Can you speak English ?

>>66549524
No, I am a virgin too.
Just too autistic to get advances of women.

I will make next thread

>>66549852
technically I'm not, I had gay sex once
Anyway, I'm not interested in girls anymore. I tried tinder and failed but it made me realize that all those stupid sluts don't mean anything to me
I only smiled after they blocked me on kakao talk and never send me the pictures we took
then I watched an interview with my gf and felt much better because those women will never be as perfect as her

>>66549974
Ching chang mochi man fuck off

>mad
Not him btw

next
>>66550039
>>66550039
>>66550039

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>>66550016
I wanted to make one

>>66550075
sorry