/brit/

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snp campaign manager <-

bender

>How would you describe /brit/ humour?
like perpetually shitting out of your arse hole for all eternity

>>66530653
>lol mortgage
>lol finance

So what? Everyone on /brit/ is a billionaire who buys nice cars and houses outright? You children make me laugh

>Predictable response: t. barratt house owner

>>66530739
you're a moron if you think anyone whose son has just been blown is going to be happy because he get a warm safe bed.

how stupid are you? literally retarded.

>>66530653
Jesus Christ that copypasta + that image is too real

Reminder that the British people overwhelmingly supported the Iraq war

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canals tbqhwy

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>Work in a middle class environment
>All my colleagues love to boast how Labour they are and how much they love corbyn.
>Take class test
>I get working class
>They start berating me for not going to the theatre and unironically saying I'm an embarrassment

I fucking hate middle class liberal elites in this country.

>>66530858
Alri Deano mate

>>66530639
>so why do so many islamic men go to europe and rape women then say they didnt know it was bad?

Well I think I can help you with that:
1 - Islam is shady on the rights of non-believers anyway so there's a big card
2 - alot of middle eastern/indian/pakistani men come from very repressed societies in which they do not associate with women ever. many are virgins
3 - they do however have access to the internet and shit loads of porn
4 - they watch porn in which it LOOKS like you can just approach white women in the street and proposition them for sex and they're always up for it
5 - back to point one, they come from societies where women have no rights or voice so they believe women in short dresses with cleavage on display are literally asking for it

Multiculturalism a shit to be fair

>>66530653
who is the lad in the image?

don't just say deano

>>66530653
fantastic addition to the barratt gimmick

as CEO of the gimmick I give it my stamp of approval

>>66530919
you're probably a 19 year old child who won't be getting a mortgage on fuck all for over a decade

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>wake up in LONDON
>It was all a dream

>>66530927
Deano Smith from Essex

But in all seriousness: https://twitter.com/bringerofrain20/status/753349177401184256

>>66530927
D E A N O
E
A
N
O

>It's now legal in Northern Ireland to force people to act agaisnt their religious beliefs or face a huge fine
Ah yes, very impressive. Looking forward to forcing muslims to touch bacon and alcohol and support gay marriage.

>>66530906
hebden bridge aka lezzaville

why do gays self segregate?

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>>66530653
absolute god-tier gimmick

are you a sociologist or something? this is too spot on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpwmRHvaZFA

me irl

>>66530979
i used to read word up magazine

>>66530950
Ahahaha alri Deano, buy yourself a nice new pair of jeans on Jacamo to calm yourself down

>>66530858
Buying a new car on finance is runt-tier.; should be buying a worse car or at least 2nd hand before resorting to finance.

Obviously mortgages are the norm.

>>66531000
Because multiculturalism doesn't work

t. gay rorke

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>>66530992
>the paddies are the only ones doing secularism right

all my old schoolmates have careers, some of them are married with kids. I'm just on the internet and taking drugs everyday. Sound mate.

>>66530981
mentioned

>tfw a newbuild estate is going up on the plot of land where you used to play sunday league

felt proper sad when I saw it

Watching old episodes of Spitting Image lads
Really is a very good show, wish there was something like it today

man I hate womyn.

i'm so done.

>>66530950
Only Deano would think that is an achievement worth bragging about

The Barratt New Build life actually seems quite comfy desu :x

ah yes...the 190kg master runt.....very impressive...

>>66531060
They're building one where the coal mine used to be in my village lmao couldn't make it up (you could)

>>66531067
Did they get it in Australia mate ha ha

Going to be instituting the same rules that apply to Poleaboo to 190kg master runt lads

Do NOT reply to it

>>66531054
living the dream lad

>>66531081
>>66531043
Why is the average /brit/ poster a child with literally no idea how the real world works?

Would take the rope over the Barratt new build life ngl.

ahhh yes...
yanks...
https://youtu.be/2WWwkArWajM

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nig nog

should I try fuck hookup?

>>66531108
FOY

>>66530653
>>66530906
Both very good gimmicks

>>66531135
>traveller

oh christ
yeah go for it lad her knockers are on a next level

>>66531108
it's the same guy

>>66531117
>why aren't you impressed with my financed Audi?


Jokes aside, what else do you expect froma board of NEETS and students from middle class backgrounds?

what bitcoin wallets do you lads use

lads what does the outside of a fanny feel like?

not the inside but the around the hole and the flappy thing

>>66531135
>No hookup
Ah yes, the "I'm a slut but gotta keep up appearances in case anyone I now comes by me" line
A favourite 2bh

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>>66531041
Cool I used to read magazines too we have so much in common haha

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mummy and daddy have gone away for a few days so I will be smoking weed in my room

Deano Strikes Back

>>66531135
maybe if she was 22 and not 29

>>66531171
reminds me of that spacker documentary on the bbc about a year ago

>>66531215
runt

>>66531171
I've never seen a stuck up downie until now
what a cunt

>>66531164
I drive a 10 year old Golf and live in a rented place, as I have for 3 years. Home ownership (even something like a new build) is a pipe dream for the vast majority of people under 30 in this country. Can't wait for all the children who post on /brit/ to enter the real world

>>66531215
hope your gaff burns down with you in it

>>66531201
>not hiding stubs

pleb

>>66531244
shan't be passing the spliff round your way

>>66531135
Yes. If she refuses the hookup, threaten her with spoilers.
Once it's done, spoil her anyway for being easy.

>>66531271
we have this conversation every single time

it brings me immense joy seeing his little runt face posting and knowing that it falls on deaf ears

>>66531266
I was teasing lad, I know.

I used to sneer like them too, then I graduated, got a job and realised that at the end of the month my pay packet doesn't really go that far when you need a deposit in 2016.

Bit grim really.

got a tinder date on wednesday lads

she's really cute, I hope she's as nice as she seems

>>66531310

you're doing it all wrong mate.

the greatest victory over him is forgetting he even exists.

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THIS IS NOW A GINGER BEAVER THREAD, LADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>66530653
Im stoned as fuck and I can't stop reading and laughing at the OP
10/10

>>66531337
literally would have no idea what to talk about on a date or where to go

wouldn't even know how to ask the question Tbh

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>>66531158
yeah, clearly fake tho


>>66531230
doubt she's actually 29 desu

Im working class scum and have 10 grand set aside for me for a house deposit when I want it

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CAN YOU HANDLE THE FIERY RED BEAVER, LADS????????????????????????????

>>66531355
>boring ginger camwhore

next

>>66531371
MATE
DOOB
AHA

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>ywn

>>66531398
t. proto deano

>>66531398
wow a whole ten grand! really?!

Finally here lads. Now I can become a new level of shitposter

>>66531355
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of her nose,
Her nose,
Her nose,
With a ring at the end of her nose.

me

https://youtu.be/6yOH_FjeSAQ

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>>66531371
dude
weed
lmao

>>66531436
one day mate
>>66531438
fuck off billionaire posh cunt

>>66531385
usually you talk about each and things that you have an interest in. just a conversation but with some more direct questions. if it's meant to be you'll get flirty automatically so don't worry about that.

you can go anywhere but I usually opt for restaurant (nothing fancy, just not mcD) or a cafe

>>66531431
Who is he?

>tfw no tights gf

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CAN'T HANDLE THE GINGER BEAVER, CAN YOU, LADS??????????????????????????????

>It's the all cap spamming autist
Ah yes, what a wonderful gimmick
Fucking spacker

want ALL the /brit/ personalities to reply to this post
notice me senpai

>>66531483
It's ironically female

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>>66531451

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>tfw no girls feet on my face

>>66531523
alri it's me

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me

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Are these jeans ugly?

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me

>>66531603
put me off drugs a bit desu

Opening in another group in work, feel like switching but I'm pretty sure my group would hate my guts and I'd be bottom of the run again.

Literally no reason to do it other than I'm bored with what I do right now.

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>want a girls face on my feet

FOR FUCK'S SAKE

>>66531523
im here

>>66531614
dunno but your genes are haha

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>>66531523
What the fuck do you want from me you little shit I'll fucking end you in an heartbeat

>>66531603
why weren't people like this ever given fucking braces as a kid? i wore them for like 18 months and it was annoying but at least now i don't look like a fucking idiot with gaps in my teeth

>>66531630
whats he up to these days?

>>66531337
if you're good looking you can just skip the date desu

just ask them what they're doing, if they say they're not doing anything, say you're not doing anything either and ask them to come over and a lot of the time they'll actually say okay then it's fucking easy, you can do whatever you want, maybe order food, drink or just chill for a while then maybe get lucky

literally done this a few time with 8/10s

obviously play it by ear and make jokes in there too, recent girl said she was just doing chores and washing and shit, jokingly asked her to come over to do and she said she would, so I said I won't have any clothes when they're in the wash and it worked

do you fucking faggot brits like this dance at minute 1:54?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqaC3Sy-3wQ

>>66531643
haha reply to me on myspsce ed

There are people out there who spend their entire working lives in perpetual net debt
Boggles the mind

>>66531614
only for literal twig legs but theyre alright

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CAN'T FOOKING TOUCH THE RED HOT BEAVER, LADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My "natural selection" shirt came today
Having second thoughts about wearing it outside though haha

Breitbart is less biased than the BBC.

>>66531664
I know that mate but that's really not what I want. I'm decently good looking and get 5-10 matches a day but it's too much bullshit to keep faffing around like that.

I'd rather just get a girlfriend 2bh

>>66531718
hat.png

>>66531698
I'm trying to lose weight and need something to aim for

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>>66531679
Average group of Portugese "people"

>>66531716
what do you mean by this

>>66531718
somebody hat this spazz

>>66531716
Bet she has to get checked for cancer so regularly

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/594g3i/this_guy_reviews_cheap_fast_food_like_its_a_fine/
The 'dits got to reviewbrah lads

Ah yes. +£700 for a Google Pixel phone.

>>66531716
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT "GIRL"?

School: With school, I've had many difficulties. My severe addiction to video games, major lack of sleep, and dozens of bullies made school very difficult to me from grades 3 to 10. I hated school a lot, especially my 5th and 9th grade years which are the worst times of my life. By 10th grade, however, things began to change. They changed so much that I actually began to like school, despite all the difficulties that I had. From grade 10 until the end (grade 12), I finally managed to succeed and graduate and now I frequently get into watching educational TV shows and, recently (as of May 29, 2007), even subscribed to a magazine with a lot of science-related stuff (Scientific American to be precise).

browsing the 'dit lads

>>66531749
lmao, i'm not wearing it because im a fedora. It's the shirt one of the columbine school shooters wore. It's 2edgy.

>>66531782
How fucking slow are these people they literally had reviewbrah on CNN before reddit found him

I wish ginger beaver lad would fuck off.

>>66531782
Jesus Christ reddit comments are retarded.

>>66531782
he has his own sub you fucking spanner he was always reddit

>>66531814
HAT THIS MAN IMMEDIATELY

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>"Films? Aha yes mate, love Wolf of Wall Street and The Avengers"

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>lmao, i'm not wearing it because im a fedora. It's the shirt one of the columbine school shooters wore. It's 2edgy.

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>somebody hat this spazz

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GINGER BEAVER WILL NEVER FOOK OFF. HAHAHAHA, UP YOURS, LADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>66531840
>he was always reddit
He browses and posts on 4chan. He's admitted as much.

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>lmao, i'm not wearing it because im a fedora. It's the shirt one of the columbine school shooters wore. It's 2edgy.

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*secretly farts*
*it doesn't smell so nobody notices*

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>and then he told me that the BBC is more biased than /pol/

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Halloween costume sorted lads. Going as Igor and I've made a hump out of a little bag, gaffer tape, and a load of cushion feathers. Whack a black cape over the top and some makeup and I'm sorted.

>>66531888
he also posts on reddit you fucking chomp bar

>>66531735
>I'd rather just get a girlfriend 2bh
You will, until you get one and realise they're too much effort

>>66531888
>He's admitted as much.
When?

>go to interview
>they ask about gap on employment history
>oh i had savings so I didn't need to work at that time


is this acceptable and if not why not

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I think reddit is even worse than /brit/ and /brit is the biggest normie wanna-be circlejerk of shitposting this side of the galaxy

literally cannot stand normies or 99.9% of humans in general tbqh
going to work and studying in solitude on my days off is all I have

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FANCY SOME MONGY GINGER BEAVER, LADS????????????????????

https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/790503800679391232

the gf

>>66531928
no, shows you're only motivated by money and likely to quit when you have more 'savings'

say you went travelling

not a very good gimmick ulster

>>66531910
That's true though...

>>66531928
No because it looks like you don't give a shit about sitting on your arse all day. Say you were looking after a disabled relative

>>66531928
not really, you should have made some bullshit up about personal development

you want to appear to be a career animal

>>66531840
Ah yes of course
Bit thick aren't you? I was referring to him being in a front page post with 7000 upvotes, not whether he's been on the 'dit before

>>66531928
Not at all

Just say you had savings and were travelling

Less than a year gap right?

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Ah yes, which category should I begin my masturbation with this evening.

>>66531942
Hope she jolly well stays there

>>66531932
Reddit is awful

Literally everyone just making politically correct snarky jokes for karma

https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/790274894256824321

why is the gf so smart lads?

bet u wish she was urs x

made a very bad cup of tea

ffs

>>66531991
behind the scenes

>>66531991
Incest

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Laaadsssss

holy shit this thread smells like ass
open the windows at once for fuck sake

>>66531965
>say you went travelling
But that would be a lie...

>>66531910
alri sara?

>>66531991
lesbian

>>66532014

it's not on the list can you recommend anything?

>>66531991
For Women

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>GINGER BEAVER

>>66531927
In the comments of one of his videos.

>>66532012
patrician

>>66532014
pleb

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lads, is Breaking Bad worth watching? not sure i can be arsed watching 5 seasons or so

>>66532009
Can never go wrong with a piping hot cup of Lipton black tea lad, give it a shot

>>66531991
gay

>>66531965
that's stupid. Most people would give up work right away if they one the lottery . Same thing

it's also the same thing as only being able to claim benefits when you don't have other income/savings

It's literally not their business whether I was travelling or not

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Woke up at half 4 in the middle of the day again. ahhh yes

>>66531991
>virtual reality

Wew
Remember when we thought virtual reality was gonna be years ahead but it's happening already

Chinese gf was teaching me mandarin and said if I do well I get a treat then rubbed my willy

Ah yes, better chance of a job and a blowie, ill take that

>>66532023
based

>>66531991
children

>>66531932
horrifying t b h

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WHAT ABOUT THE CHEBBY GINGER BEAVER, LADS????????????????????

>>66531979
>they actually believe this
you MUST go back
>>66532038
alri wee la

>>66532056
No it's shit

>>66532012
We're starting off slowly it seems

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57f5049be840f


Which category next?

>>66532023
literally dictatorial

>>66532065
whats your malfunction

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true

>>66532100
mate I'm not choosing your fucking porn, get a grip and fuck off

>>66532068
Is this the Chinese e-gf?

>>66532056
>seasons
FOY
FOY
FOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY
FUCK OFF YANK

Hey it's me ur brother

>>66532061
no employer gives a shit about your rationalisations about why you didn't work. you're not that important or remarkable. you'll be out the door and on to the next candidate

i like my beats hard like 2 day old shit

>>66531988
you're literally making so sense

you act as if him being discussed on reddit is something new DESPITE the fact he's been on Tosh.0 and CNN as a result of his success on Reddit, in part because of the sub dedicated to him

>>66532107
>waaaaah the party I don't like is popular

>>66532125
Irl gf

>>66532056
it's pretty good
just stop at the end of the 4th series because the 5th just starts to get too silly and characters start doing illogical things just to make the plot go on for another few episodes

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the so called "chinese gf" and her friend

>>66532056
yeah best thing I've ever watched
first season is a bit slow but after that it's unreal
you'll be saying 5 seasons wasn't enough after

lads at /lat/ are mean to me
can i stay inside here for a while?

starting to think the ginger beaver poster is a bot

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>>66532112
Unemployed, friends are working. Have literally nothing to do but get stoned and watch the telly

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>tfw you're the original author of OP's Barratt pasta
>all those second-hand (You)s

feels good

>>66532133
>no employer gives a shit about your rationalisations about why you didn't work
so why ask and why then would 'travelling / development' suffice . it's all tangential to whether someone can do the job or not

>>66532124
But eventually porn gets boring and you end up on the same videos over and over again.

I need some masturbatory inspriation

9gag and 4chan should merge so we can have double the memes desu

>>66532179
Only if you recognise the British rule over the Falkland Islands

>>66532179
cause you can you gay cunt


could cause a bit of argy bargy waheyyy

>>66530653

People like this will be jumping in front of trains next year due to the brexit economic recession lel

Tim on the front-page of reddit when?

>>66532056
>>66532056
Nah, it's fucking soap opera-tier shit with ludicrous plotlines that don't make any sense and are forgotten when it's convenient.

Watch this scene. Sums up the stupidity of it all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6CjCEyAJ2s

>>66532037
fucking spacker, you don't deserve a job

autistic mong, try out your method and we'll see what happens

spastic cunt

>>66532061
jobs want people they can keep on for as long as possible, not some fucking layabout who as soon as he earns a few bob is going to sack it off and sit on his arse then get another job

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>>66532188
>tfw want to smoke weed
>tfw too socially awkward to find a dealer

>>66532214
we should combine into 13chag

>>66532222
im sorry but the falklands are clearly peruvian
>>66532224
nyaa~

I'm rather enjoying how it has now become socially acceptable to hunt Poles down in the streets as if they were game

My social life has improved drastically

Sundays are always the best, we gather around the Polish church and get them as they leave, tie up the parents and make the kids watch as we smack their teeth out of their mouths

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>>66532269

>>66532210
>>I need some masturbatory inspriation
camwhores.tv

>>66530653
got me election by mail ballot, lads

whom should i vote? learning towards #IamWithHer

>>66532270
good post

>>66532242
Just ask someone you know to introduce you to one

Having some mild visual distortions/hallucinations

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>I'm rather enjoying how it has now become socially acceptable to hunt Poles down in the streets as if they were game

>My social life has improved drastically

>Sundays are always the best, we gather around the Polish church and get them as they leave, tie up the parents and make the kids watch as we smack their teeth out of their mouths

>>66532023
How is it ukip -2 when they only have 1 seat now

>>66532195
How's your living siutation? But yourself a nice £500,000 Georgian house outright? Park your fully paid for Jaguar on the drive?

https://twitter.com/LiveAction/status/789086753152000000

Women are evil lads

>>66532235
but what if it wasn't my fault i didn't stay on at the previous place

>>66532294
that war was pointless
incas are the rigthful owner of those islands

>>66532300
*leaning

>>66532242
order it online

Not showered since September

>>66532328
absolutely horrendous post

>>66532308
I only have a couple friends and they don't smoke weed.

>>66532346
done talking to you, autistic little swine fuck off

>>66532342
>But

>>66532344
Shan't be opening that

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>Not showered since September

Who /theoffspring/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs0OSasQYgA

>>66532242
I'll send some in the post

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>>66532269

>>66531044
>>66530858
Isn't car financing for people who want to switch every 3 years or so?

I smoke a pack of fags a day but I'll never touch weed

NEVER, absolutely terrible drug

>>66532377
I unravelled the contradictions in your argument. You're welcome.

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What's his name, /brit/?

>>66532344
how have people been defending this so far?

milksteak is delicious

ah yes the 90s

>>66532382
ah yes a typo how bizarre and unique

>>66532435
David Cameron

>>66531942
Ever since I learned she shaves her fanny she's been dead to me tb h

Aisha is where it's at

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me

anyone got that copy pasta about deano with the 24k recruitment job

>>66532337
1 - 2 = 0

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Best thing about the Deano gimmick is how it genuinely triggers aspirational runts

@66532342

>>66532404
im sorry i cant speak monkey

Why is drake such a britaboo lads?

https://youtu.be/llpBPGg6nJU

What's coventry like lads? Considering a job there tee bee haych

looool the OP has really touched a nerve with some runt ITT. Probably has some pleb motor on finance draining his monthly salary.

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u mad? you on the left

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>>66532425
Yes,so many of my friends have over dosed or ended up selling their arses on the street for their next fix

>>66532480
grim

>>66532408
yep but people who post that shite probably don't even drive never mind have houses and mortgages. this is /brit/ for fuck's sake

>>66532344
foetuses aren't "alive", nor are they legally humans
they also don't feel pain

nothing wrong with abortion before ~24 weeks

>>66532428
no you didn't

I can guarantee that if you walked into a job interview and said "I had some savings so I didn't want to work any more but now I'm out of money so I need to work again for a bit" they'd laugh you out of there

you need to make yourself sound interesting, going travelling with your savings is more interesting than sitting on your arse drinking super skol

>>66532436
Because there are occasions when it's necessary

Getting out of bed

>>66532471

La cisplatina che?

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>>66532436
They're quite rare

>>66532480
what do you think, even churchill famously let it get bombed hoping it would be an improvement

>>66532460
>ridha

good lad

prefer him to the nimr tiger

the oneitis has a new bf and he's kind of a dick
she hasn't text me back in days and she never answers her phone
her boyfriend is a fucking cunt, so i guess i'm never going to see her again
i'm going to miss her sanguine beauty

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>>66532056
No.

Watch Fargo instead. It's fucking GOAT, probably the best TV show for ten years.

>>66532408
No, you're thinking of leasing.

>>66532480
apparently there was a bomb or two dropped on it in the war

>>66532460
Fuck off, shitskin.

>>66532501
It's a terrible drug. It might not kill you but it completely fries your brain. Turns it to mush. I know plenty of people who smoke weed and their all barrat new build idiots who talk about weed and weed only.

>>66532511
Can you just get a car by paying monthly though

Just to keep it, not switch every few years

>>66532023
So the lady vicar gambit paid off

>>66532521
I would not word it like that. I am done talking to you now. Build a straw man of someone else

>>66532560
the more telling part is that the place was better after the bombing

Dont read this post

Disobedient little shit, arent you?

pirate scumbags

I wanna take the piss out of deano runts but I can guarantee my life will probably end up more pathetic than satire

>>66532538
dr partizan has good media but its only on kurds
sidorenko is also dece

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>If you stick their backs together with another one they give birth

>>66532360
>>66532360
Ever seen Aussie customs, they're mental? I'll get fucking deported when they inevitably find it in the post.

It's not like living back in England where every man and his dog smoked weed and could find it for you and I ordered a brick of Lebanese hash online and it came within 2 weeks by royal mail.

that deano guy looks a bit like an arsenal player

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>>66531718
>not getting wrath

i wear it to my school that has had a shooting, great banter

https://twitter.com/SteveStfler/status/790598832929312768

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>>66532471

>sorry i can't speak monkey
>official argentina language: spanish

alright then

>>66532543
>being a literal beta-orbiter

Screeching.

>>66532637
Why are black people arguing in /brit/?

What is the colour of night?

>>66532584
enjoy signing on runt

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>US/Canadian/French SOF freely operating around Iraq/Syria
>Turks freely operating in Syria
>US building 2 airbases in Syria

ahh yes

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need a taytay gf

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>i'm going to miss her sanguine beauty

>>66532630
regret clicking this

>>66532592
How do you know I read it, you judgmental fuck?

>>66532614
It won't have to go through customs
Surely you can find an Australian vendor?

>>66532577
one of the most common forms of car finance here (because it can be structured as part of a tax efficient salary package)

>>66532571

Except we dont have "barrats new builds" in Ireland you prick

Hello, young lady

Is your mother home?

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>>66532637
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

what do gooks call their japs eye?

not the setup to a joke, I really want to know

*rates you a 2*

heh

>>66532680
Our SOF are in there too la

>>66532719
El haitiANO

Would love to visit Hong Kong

>>66532571
What kind of stoner who talks about weed all the time has a house worth hundreds of thousands of pounds and a mortgage?

>>66532702
You know the type of self obsessed personality I'm referring to

>>66532696
*stabs you mid-sentence and runs off*

>>66532723
their 3rd eye

>>66532719
Have the swedes finally start to uncuck themselves?

>>66532723
gooks are korean mate

>>66532742

I dont know anybody who smokes weed and has a job, nevermind a car or house

>>66532727
I didn't even do anything!

>>66532719

Go back to ramadam

>>66532732

el sirio?

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>Miss, Anon is eating chewing gum

Looks like its a pretty sarny for me to fill the gap 'til I get home at half 9.

>>66532571
This.
I get quite angry and suicidy when I can't get stoned

>>66532610
syracuse is one of the best, he's also a big map maker

maytham is decent too

the official """journalists""" who write for magazines are almost all shit

>>66532614
you can filter from where they shop from

plenty of sellers in australia