/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

>>66526997
first for honorary kebab remover spain

>>66527005
>>66527005
>>66527005

non shit edition

Fuck anime

nowhere is safe anymore.
the world isn't safe anymore.
maybe i should just go live in a log cabin up in norway or finland and forget about the rest of the world.

>>66527051
>non shit edition
>noncime
hmm no

wowie, looks fun. I'm betting that after a few years, sharia law will be off of Qatar. If not, a few bombs will are going to go a long way to help our country along. :)

>>66526997
>brit leave stove on
>blame islam
as usual

>>66527115
*a few bombs are

>>66526997
What 3rd world country is in OP's pic?

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>>66527054

*sits down and smiles contently*

>>66527171
France

>>66526997
You have no sense of perspective do you?

We're currently helping (((Saudi Arabia))) and (((Qatar))) destroy Yemen. We're backing """moderates""" in Syria who are committing atrocities against humanity and yet you're talking about a few migrants in Calais?

The victim complex of the alt-right is truly fascinating.

https://youtu.be/Hnp4he3TDaE

absolute banger

>>66527234
for the record i don't support any of this

>>66527234
>We
No, they

>>66527234
>we're

Oh yes definitely me. I supported all these things as did every other resident of a western nation yes indeed it was all me.

>>66527342
(((we)))

give a fuck what ya heard
yeah fuck what ya heard

>>66527234
kys

>>66527234
>The victim complex of the alt-right is truly fascinating.

Ah yes, only the alt-right can hate Muslims they've done nothing to anger any other group!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWMNEiq9l7o

choon

poosting a poo

Unironically starting to believe the Jews rule the world meme

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_von_Coudenhove-Kalergi

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what does xer mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzErh_s62Wk

*you try to hit me*
heh... guess you forgot about my krav maga training.... prepare to face the israeli art of killing

just fucking signed up for the job center
scheduled appointment in 15 days or so
feels bad

>>66527234
this actually

>>66528937
seems like a nice man

>>66528962
>center
foy

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So I got this qt's number yesterday.

Was talking to her, should I ask her to a coffee?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl6Vo0NBJPw

Spiders desu

>>66528962
hmm

never been on the dole myself and I've been working since I was 16

>>66528962
https://youtu.be/8GtVUkyzvhU

here you are mate

*drives your head through a wall*

sorry what?

>>66529009
best endz in london mentioned

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>go to a concert
>the singer asks you to stop screaming like demented runts
>continue screaming and add booing
>surprised when he walks off stage

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need an english gf

>>66529037
good lad

WOI OIIIIIIIIIII

>>66529000
huntsman spiders a cute
when they see a person they'll play dead, so when you walk away to get a tissue or whatever to pick them up, when you come back they'll have run off
They're ranked as dangerous because they like to hang out in cars and do the play dead thing. Only, after the car's been moving for a while, they realise playing dead isn't making you go away, so they try and run off. Naturally seeing a fuckoff massive huntsman in your car suddenly increases carcrash risk. They barely ever bite people though

>>66529045
>singer walks off stage
>immediately place by bollocks under his feet

>>66529050
ah yes...the self hating potatorunt....very good...

got bummed when I was drunk the other night

it was awful, don't understand how faggots enjoy it

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if you wanna send for me send for me proply

>>66529096
fucked that up didn't you

>>66528923
I do very much indeed enjoy lo-fi music

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ARRRDDDDDDD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sey6OMxnODc

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>>66529104

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plymouth or sheffield lads?

>>66528974
a nice man who wanted to construct a single race of peoples over whom a ruling jewish aristocracy could impose their will. it is happening already

Percocets and the codiene got me floating desu

ahh yes, time to study the daily Welsh on duolingo

ffwcio y saesneg llysnafedd

>>66529128
SOPHIE
YOU KNOW WHO YOU AAAAAAARE
YOURE THE GIRL WHO IS A RETAAAAAAAAAARD

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>>66529104

>>66529105
he looks like Kendrick Tbh

LEWISHAM HIGH STREET'S GOLDEN BOIII

WHO /HERTFORDSHIRE/ HERE

>>66529128
How do you even find shit like this do you know them

>>66529099
how is that self hating?

just sent her a thumbs up smiley

kill me

>>66529104
I got bummed last week and his cock just hit all the right areas while he fucked me in doggy style. I was moaning like a little slut and he kept going and I actually had a long, hard orgasm just from being fucked. Legs were shaking for hours afterwards.

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>look like a tramp with facial hair
>look like a teenager without

>>66529128
>trying to cover the video with annotations
haha
Remember when you couldn't disable annotations?

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me & the gf

>>66529143
a bullet to the cortex

>>66529128
never post my gf's videos here again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzQ6gRAEoy0

fucking tune.

Porter Robinson is one of them few artists who'll stay by his principles.

>>66529145
nation states don't make sense anymore
globalisation is good
the jews have done nothing wrong

>>66526997
islam is a religion of piece you racist

>>66529174
it's the biggest anthem of 2016 mate

>>66529225
wahey alri 190 stone don't have yourself a heart attack with all that typing

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due a smoke

>>66529195
Lad in red is an absolute TANK

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>used to drive 30 minutes to work each way
>spent £160 a month on fuel
>have to wake up fucking early and get home quite late
>hour of my life every day (about 1/16 of my waking hours) spent behind the wheel
>work relocated to 10 minutes' walk away
>roll out of bed into work
>save a fortune every month, can afford to buy nicer things
>can spend more time in bed and have more time in the evenings to myself

fucking GOOD feel t bh

Just wrote this in a different thread but I got angry while writing it so im posting it again

"fucken abos mate they can get fucked

when i visited straya i was all liberal and ready to be outraged at white australians. And then i got there and saw literally hundreds of abos out lounging around in the sun, drinking literally all day, with their kids, who must have been out of school for the fun of it.

the only abos i saw doing ANYTHING were all painting terrible paintings (for the artisitic abos meme) or telling their creation stories at Ayers Rock which tbf were alright.

Correct me if im wrong but they seem to make 0 (zero) effort to be successful.

I remember having an argument with my mum who kept saying poor abos victims of colonialism and shit, beautiful old culture blah blah blah. But then I realised that they were in Australia for fucking 30,000+ years pre-European discovery and all they did was burn down all the rainforests and convert the land to desert, killing out tons of species.

Fucking waste of resources mate. Absolutely fuming at abos if im honest"

Would you shag Sophie Aspin lads?

SOPHIE ASPIN ON SUICIDE WATCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xewiRZUBG0

AWWWW YEAH
PERFECT
*glass smash*

browsing /r/atheism

https://reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/18fyfp/in_response_to_all_the_atheist_are_obnoxious_post/

>>66529225
You're kind of a cunt, but you have pretty good taste in music.
Theres no way you're as normie as you say you are if you like this weeb shit

>>66529260
me 2 good old tobacco ahhh yes

>>66529228
>globalisation is good
spoken like a true german. your country used to be so strong 100 years ago. now it's getting raped
>>66529248
>islam is a religion of piece you racist
no it's not and it's not racist to point it out. all violence should be called out and recognised for what it is

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Tim was forced into exile and appears to have completely lost his mind

There can be no doubt that Vinay has won

>>66529195
around blacks never relax

actually surprised they all didnt jump in and beat him up

I... I am the Dentist.

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Can I bring my dog to the pub?

more time i just want gasha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSMolI_EqZk

*skanks out*

>>66529284
is this what the kids are up to these days?

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>>66529284
the absolute state of your life

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>>66529332

>>66529336
pubs usually have their own dog

>>66529307
actually germany is the strongest country in europe

fuck off rorke you don't have a clue

>>66529312
le monke

>>66529270
>Correct me if im wrong but they seem to make 0 (zero) effort to be successful
you are completely correct. there's still a long way to go to help aboriginal communities but you can only lead a horse to water. you can't make it drink

>>66529336
in some pubs you can but both dogs and beer are haram so yeah enjoy it while you can I guess

>>66529336
I take mine all the time and he lies in front of the fire and the qt barmaid gives him a bone from the kitchen to much on

>>66529336
yeah I take my mum all the time

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>>66529352
who /bleep/ here

>>66529284
would beat the absolute shit out of this dyel if i ever saw him

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>>66529365
be quiet mohammad

>>66529225
Not that good desu
The faggy anime doesn't help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g

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>>66529392

>>66529050
so ugly

https://vimeo.com/21320844

REALLY like this video if im honest

bare chebs an ting

>>66529284
crease

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just found this gem

>>66529405
ye

>>66529409
she's his new gf 2bqh

HAXBALL
A
X
B
A
L
L

>Buy shiny new phone couple of months ago
>Already scratched and scuffed
>Makes me sad to think about what it'll look like in two years before I get to have a new one
Should have fallen for the case meme

>>66529307
>no it's not and it's not racist to point it out.
Well, it depends entirely on what your definition of peace is. Yes, war is an important part of Islam.

Yet america (an outwardly christian nation) is a nation of war and so is the UK.Tthere's hardly much peace going round yet everyone seems to claim this to be the case.

>>66529419
made me pintle go literally granitic

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>made me pintle go literally granitic

>>66529336
countryside pubs let dogs in
city pubs are sometimes a bit funny about it

>>66529436
me in the red tie

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=speng

Shall definitely be stealing this word

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enjoying a nice cold one

>>66529455
>war is an important part of Islam
it's the only part of islam. the pagans laughed muhammad out of mecca the first time he went so he came back with an army and killed everyone there. the whole religion was conceived in the blood of nonbelievers

>>66529507
FOY

>>66529545
phwoar look at the bonce on that

>>66529562
Nah I'm just southern

>>66529545
if paul pogba were beer

>>66529545
enjoying a dutch pint i see

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>phone up insurance to change it slightly
>cheeky cunt on the other end couldn't help me
>asks me to stay on the line to rate her 1-5
>say I'll rate her 5
>actually rate her 1

>>66529545
Ooo, looks dutch.

Heineken is it?

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>>66529294
cheers lad, but yeah I'm subnormie as fuck.

being a normie is just about looks 2bh. or maybe I'm confident about my looks, so what if I like anime, that's me. there are ppl who are like

ANTHUNY JOSH IS NEXT MIKE TYSON LA' HAHA XD
LIVUUURPUUL, NEVER WALK ALONE LA'
and just straight up plebby but owell

>>66529616
oi leave heineken out of this mate

*cheekily clicks at least one incorrect square in the captcha everytime*

D E V I L I S H
E
V
I
L
I
S
H

>>66529478
disgusting shitskin

If Trump continues with this type of rhetoric, he will guarantee Clinton victory.

https://is.4chan.org/wsg/1476867450535.webm

>>66529545
Really want to put my dick in it

>>66529616
>>66529604
not a fan of these posts
not a fan at all

is there an economics general on 4chan?

off to tesco xx buying some leaves for dinner as im on a diet x got to impress the hubby xxxx

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>breathe in
>breathe out

>>66529552
>it's the only part of islam.
So taxation, law, punishment, religous rites, and dietary restrictions are not part of it? What exactly are you saying here?

>the pagans laughed muhammad out of mecca the first time he went so he came back with an army and killed everyone there.
So they expelled him from his native homeland and he went back and invaded it with a bunch of other people who were also likewise expelled? That's already far more reason for war than most western ones.

I'm just saying, don't be a hypocrite. Just say you don't like Islam because it's from somewhere else. Making up transparently bullshit reasons to justify it is sad.

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>>66529545
BRUH

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

LOOK AT THE TOP OF 'IS HEAD

>>66529611
D E V I L I S H
E
V
I
L
I
S
H

>>66529647
can asians be naturally blonde?

>>66529326
They tried and failed.

Props to the pasty white kid.

lads i dont get strip clubs

why would you pay for blue balls? is it actually enjoyable when you cant even touch them?

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>>66526997
Stupid Todger,
most of these people dont even practice/ follow Islam

Pic related, your level of stupidity

The amount of people that just went "a Dutch pint" proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.

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WE CUMIN ATCHA WIT DAT WUN HUNNA YEEEEEEET *dabs dabs dabs* YEET

>>66529647
arr rook same

>>66529364
...could /brit/ get it's own dog?

>>66529691
Anyone can be naturally blonde

It's a question of genotypes

>>66529647
chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyina

>>66529680
You're a sad case Amir

Suddenly pongs in here

>>66529705
>Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
don't let the door /brit/ you on the way out

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Howling

>>66529674
>LET THEM HOES FIGHT
>PULL A WEAVE OUT

>>66529700
>they're not real muslims
why does everyone say this? they're clearly not christians, atheists or jews, just saying they're not proper muslims ignores the core problem with your religion

>>66529713
HA
GOT EEEM

>>66529647
dont like the way you tricked me to click this

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too bloody right

Rolling drugs

>>66529695
>is it actually enjoyable when you cant even touch them?
kek

>>66529680
>Just say you don't like Islam because it's from somewhere else
i don't like islam because they throw homosexuals off buildings. the end goal of islam is to convert everyone or kill them. no kaffirs allowed. i've read the koran multiple times. i have a couple friends who left islam who could tell you shit you wouldn't believe. that's why i hate islam

>>66529732
english please franz

>>66529792
he's saying what we're all thinking!!

>>66529745
Well, I'm only half English so what am I to do?

I think the middle eastern countries are way worse than the west and I disagree with them too. If there was a country that agreed with me I would move even though I love England.

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redpill me on Lance Armstrong

>>66529700
>most of these people dont even practice/ follow Islam
then why do they say allahu akbar when they explode?

>>66529792
wikipedia? more like leftistpedia

>>66529672
cornetto

>>66529756
This is unironically the future

>>66529713
Was in the metro once and it was crowded because service was down and when the train came a group of nogs started chanting YUH YEET YUH and dancing

They're so cute with their riddim when they're not being violent

>>66529769
You are a Muslim only if you practice it, stupid
If you say you are and dont practice it then you arent
Do I become a Jooos just by saying I am Jooos?

it might work with your religion but it doesnt work in Islam
You are a Muslim every second of your existence
If you dont practice it you arent

>>66529808
if your genes code for blonde hair you get blonde hair

>>66529833
He got cancer so bad that he injected blood into his balls and was able to beat the French at something.

>>66529833
One ballsy man.

>>66529833
A Medieval pun.

Business idea: migrate to Romania and see how they like it

>>66529833
his name isn't actually Lance, it's Wank

>>66529870
then why do they explicitly refer to religios texts to justify what they do?

>>66529871
interdasting

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>Canada-EU trade deal blocked by Wallonia after 7 years of negotiations

>>66529750
sorry mate

>>66529805
living among millions of muslim, can confirm this.
don't believe any forced sugarcoating muslims and SJWs trying to feed you.

>>66529769
its the nature of islam though. None of them are the real ones except the very specific one that whoever you're talking to is following.

That way whoever you are talking to can appear to distance themselves from whatever undesirable thing you are discussing, without ever having to question whether there is anything problematic with the wider muslim population, because the secret is that actually the "radical" beliefs that shariah law should come above state law, or that non-believers are the enemy etc is actually widely held.

Heres one for you, if "radical Islam" is infact the norm, can we call it radical? or is it just Islam, wherein the moderate people are infact the radicals?

You alright lads?

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>>66529859
AHHH BRUV TIS BANTER *offers hand to shake but pulls away just as you go to shake*

YEEEEEEEEET

>>66529918
a fucking FARMER

haven't brushed my teeth in 4 days

Just finished class lads
Had to interact with the German exchange student

>>66529918
I'm happy it didn't go through

Romania and Bulgaria were trying to pull a fast one on us

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>>66529769
>>66529805
Why is we can say "we don't support that" like these 3 posters did:

>>66527313
>>66527342
>>66527361

But Muslims can't say they don't support Islamic Jihad?

Seems like a glaring double standard that Muslims must be held responsible for everything their people do but we have a nice escape clause.

>>66529960
bought me some comfy sweatpants and zeeman for 8 euros, feels good.

don't like model girls

they all go for this """natural""" look that is just awful

>>66529973
runt

purple drapes
all my life I've wanted purple drapes

>>66529992
why were they trying to pull a fast one on you?

>>66529870
>You are a Muslim only if you practice it
but they do practice it. they go out and rape infidel women, they explode, they kill catholics. they are literally practicing islam

>overcooked my pot noodles
reeeeeeee

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>reviewbrah is literally on the front page of reddit

how long till tim makes it there

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normies absolutely LOVING these at the moment

>>66529805
Now we're getting warmer.

>the end goal of islam is to convert everyone or kill them.
I'm not sure of the details but this is inaccurate. You're not allowed to force anyone to convert and that includes by threatening them with death. This is practised in Iran for example, where religious freedom exists to a certain extent.

> i have a couple friends who left islam who could tell you shit you wouldn't believe. that's why i hate islam
I think I would believe it and I disagree with it. I do not like or support any of the middle eastern countries and wouldn't leave England for them. It's a disgusting way of behaving. But just because a religion is used to justify atrocities committed by some disturbed primitive monkeys doesn't make it wrong.

>>66529960
my tummy hurts a bit

all of my experiences with the NHS have been shocking lads

gonna go private tomorrow

>>66530042
too late to get one now desu

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here's what I think of so-called """halloween"""

Thought I only had enough weed left for one joint. Turns out I've got enough for two.
GET IN

>>66529805
No thats not true. Your friends are a couple of West softies who just want to drink and fuck white girls i.e. dont like morals

True Islam is not meant to kill or end non Muslims. Just to show everyone what Islam means by Muslims practicing it themselves.

If someone doesnt want to become Muslim, fuck them, thy can be whatever they want to be.

The only thing not allowed is Satan worship and those who change invent new things in Islam i.e. Qadyanis

>>66529838
because thats not Calais Straya, thats Iraq which burgers invade for Oil and shit

>>66529847
well hello grab 'em by the P****

>>66529874
Damn he was one crazy son of a B
I used to look up to the fucker for his epic struggle and shit

>>66530042
Alri 2014

https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/mzmdf/i_have_200_if_i_dont_get_at_least_600_upvotes_in/

lol

>>66530039
when you post it paddy

>>66530068
I have had great experiences with them 2bh

They sorted me out proper after my stroke. Full recovery.

The hospital food is dreadful though.

what's with all these thread about negresses

i got a (You) from bradley poster yesterday

it's a pretty big deal for me

About to pull on my willy until I ejaculate while looking at pictures of Rachel Riley and there is nothing and of you can do about it

>>66530081
>halloween in india
HOWLING

>>66530081
that's a nobbly one

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>>66530039

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>tfw she stops responding to your emails

>>66529938
Radical muslims follow Koran to the letter (isis)
Normal/moderate muslims are probably very conservative, to the point of being highly antiquated for the west (female modesty, patriarchy, shariah, etc)
Progressive/reformist muslims basically reject most tenants of Islam and are compatible with the west only because they aren't real muslims

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>>66530147
>when you cant wait longer than 30 minutes for a reply

>>66530039
He was famous on Reddit before you cunts started posting him /brit/ didn't discover him

>>66530122
>They sorted me out proper after my stroke.
you had a stoke?

damn, i hope you're ok :3

>>66529994
Because moderates are both cover and fodder for radicals.
Because Jihad is not only fought with swords but with bellies as well.

seeing pics of negresses everywhere

>>66529973
>>66530003
go much longer than that all the time
no one's ever noticed

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>tfw she deletes you on bebo

>>66530025
Trans Atlantic dumping ground for gypoos

>>66530098
Death for apostasy, true or false?

>>66530197
it was when I was young, I posted about it here once before. Made a full recovery thankfully, although I may have lost a bunch of memories from before it.

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>tfw she stops breathing

hiding every thread that has pics of darkies

>>66530046
>But just because a religion is used to justify atrocities committed by some disturbed primitive monkeys doesn't make it wrong
but it does. they use it as a get out of jail free card. literally. a migrant raped a 10 year old boy in austria because of a sexual emergency and he was released because he didnt know it was wrong supposedly. any other man would have been locked up for life

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>>66530226

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>>66530266
>mfw she stops breathing

>>66530026
pipe down rorke

>>66530190
yeah but the novelty of him posting on comments on tim's video was unique

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15mins until the new okeefe tape lads

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I'm going to get this picture on a cake from a christian bakery

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abnormies LOVING these at the moment

>>66530203
>Because moderates are both cover and fodder for radicals.
How is that any different from saying people against Iraq/Afghanistan/Libya/Syria/Yemen interventions are just cover/fodder for globalists?

If ISIS hold all Brits responsible for the Iraq war, is that fair? If not how is it fair for Brits to hold all Muslims responsible for ISIS?

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funny af

>>66530292
rasheed

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so that's it?
goodnight

The British? Not a fan

business idea: Funnel arms and provide financial support to India before sending in agents provocateurs to ignite a fifth Indo-Pakistan War, then pressuring India to turn the entirety of Pakistan into one big glass crater

Willing to take $5,000,000,000,000 for a 25% stake

popping an imipramine (25mg)

>>66530339
my sides

>>66529912
Todger did any of those faggots in Calais do this? No, so STFU and think before you type

>>66529925
Said a Pole, right right. Also fek and kek

>>66529938
No, Islam is the books, Quran and Hadith, anyone believing and practicing them are Muslims. The Messenger didnt kill Christians or Jooos, infact he signed declarations giving them right to worship. And no the Jooos tribe who tried to kill all the Muslims by joining with their enemies doesnt apply here. They were befriended, made alliance with which they then betrayed and made enemies of Muslims and then tried to wipe the Muslims out.

>>66530026
kek
only sane replies, not high with weed ones speaking from your ass kinda

>>66530048
eat some fiber

Also STFU all you Dus Wult muthafuckas, its like a giant gasm on Calais here

the definition of true islam varying depends on what the conquerors needed.
one can say "radicalism" is the true islam if needed, and then pull out the "religion of peace" card to cater with upset non-believer.

>when she doesn't update her social media

I need a wank ffs

>>66530339
I've refreshed page 3 times but it freezes every time?

People not from Hampshire or Sussex?

Not a fan.

>>66530275
>69p

Raucously laughing over here

Can Muslims pop a cheeky eccy or nah

>sat here for the past 3 hours listening to choons and britposting

I NEED TO STUDY BUT I CANNOT BE ARSED

>>66530409
Good post

>>66530364
what's the quarter yearly return on this?

>not being from Surrey

Howling.

>>66530274
No, it doesn't.

I hate that paedophiles and rapists get let off for things like that and I despise the people that let them get away with it. I'm not sure what the punishment for rape is in Islam but I think it's execution.

>>66530098
>Your friends are a couple of West softies who just want to drink and fuck white girls i.e. dont like morals
actually neither of them drink and both are married but nice try though. they're a lot more moral than any muslim
>True Islam is not meant to kill or end non Muslims. Just to show everyone what Islam means by Muslims practicing it themselves.
i wouldnt believe a single word coming out of your mouth because taqiyya >>66530098
>because thats not Calais Straya
so all of the extremist attacks in europe didnt happen? funny that. i seem to remember video of a muslim man plowing a truck through 80 people in france not too long ago

iridium tank arrived today

goodbye forever lads

i wish all mosques would get destroyed

>>66530450
We're looking at upwards of 182 million dead Pakistanis by the first quarter

>>66530427
almost all the muslims ive ever met smoke weed, drink copious amounts of vodka and sniff shitloads of lemo

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Suck it up you worthless anglo bitch


warriors of islam are going to rip your pastey queen a new vagina

Unobtanium tank arrived today

>>66530457
off yourself harry

>>66530457
>tfw you're from a povvo essex area
we're from different worlds 2bh

>>66530373
i done did watched a bbc news segment about a pakistani girl who got murdered

i think her name was qandel and she was killed by her brother for dishonour

is pakistan literally the most repressive muslim country? you're always killing women for dishonour you damn savages

>>66530373
i don't care about calais really, i care about the middle east tearing itself apart due to religious disagreements

sunni shia is the new cold war ideology battle and it's a shit

>>66530498
and the projected profit?

>>66530483
Mosques are actually quite pretty.

>>66530525
is that difficult to get?

>>66530561
Um
I tell you what, my mate Dave has most of these numbers, I don't really have them memorised right this instant

>>66530373
>No, Islam is the books, Quran and Hadith, anyone believing and practicing them are Muslims.

It's not that simple though is it? The Hadiths were written sometimes hundreds of years after Muhammad died, often by scholars who were being paid by local rulers. You have to consider WHY they were written.

That does not even take into account the fact that several of the Hadiths conflict with one another. The fact is that way alot of Muslims approach their religion is classic "no true scotsman" arguing.

>ISIS are just one of many groups in the Middle East and around the world that murder people in the name of Islam, perhaps there should be some debate as to how the religion might reform to make it clear killing people is not good.

Ah but no TRUE Muslim kills people so the problem cannot be Islam

>>66530470
>so all of the extremist attacks in europe didnt happen? funny that. i seem to remember video of a muslim man plowing a truck through 80 people in france not too long ago
Of course they did. Well, what did you expect?

You let in millions of people whose families have just been blown up and then expect them to integrate peacefully? That's retarded and I'm a muslim saying that.

The guy who decided to let them in was a moron.

>>66530373
you can ignore whats being done in the name of islam all you want muhammad, it doesnt mean its not still happening. please stop throwing gays off buildings
>>66530459
>I'm not sure what the punishment for rape is in Islam but I think it's execution
so why do so many islamic men go to europe and rape women then say they didnt know it was bad?

>>66530600
hmm... I'm gonna need a think about this one

*pivots round on my chair and ponders out the window behind me*

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>>66530470
>so all of the extremist attacks in europe didnt happen?
when they happen is illuminating though

right around the time NATO fucks shit up in the middle east

Just got in from work, what's happening lids? Found out this qt grill takes TWO buses home and it takes her an hour and three quarters. Worked out it'd take me about 20 minutes to drive her home. How do I use this information to ram my cock in her fanny?

You lot are fucking insane if you think I'm going to be reading even a single word of any of these novels

FUCK OFF

>>66530589
cant wait for mosques to be thought of as beautiful pieces of art and history rather than used religiously

>>66530589
t. abdul bin hussein

>>66530673
offer her a lift
do it regularly
ask her out to drinks one ride home

i feel like destroying something beautiful

doing a miss

>>66530611
>You let in millions of people whose families have just been blown up and then expect them to integrate peacefully?
of course id expect them to integrate peacefully. any country giving you free passage, a free house and education should not be met with violence. but of course their religion would never allow them to integrate peacefully

How would you describe /brit/ humour?

>>66530610
You clearly don't understand the No True Scotsman fallacy.

If I come to you with a fixed criteria and say that anyone who does this is a muslim and everyone else is not then that's not a No True Scotsman.

Only if I modify it after the fact does it become a No True Scotsman. But I haven't done that, because from the outset for example I maintain that anyone undertaking a suicide attack is not a muslim.

>>66530669
>leaders go to war without consulting the people and amid massive protests
>none of the war criminal leaders are harmed but random citizens that were against the wars are blown up

Ah yes

>his post is more than 12 words
didn't read lol

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>>66530653
>>66530653
>>66530653

new lol

>>66530322
>How is that any different from saying people against Iraq/Afghanistan/Libya/Syria/Yemen interventions are just cover/fodder for globalists?
First you are ridiculous because interventionism is part of globalism and I never said that I hold moderates responsible for anything. If I meant to say it I would have said it.
Second, quit the ethical reveries and smell the burning buildings. Stop putting the wellfare of foreigners above the safety of your own citizens.

yes we all know islam is a fucking scourge on this earth and deserves eradication but lets just stop talking about it for a bit.

>>66530730
*introduces you to my daughter*

>>66530756
beyond early you cunt

>>66530673
keep driving her home

then keep giving her gifts, then ask her out, then go out and drug her (GBL) then rape her

>>66530168
Canadian speaks the truth you fuckers
If anyone of you internet fundies are interested in the truth then its what he said

>>66530244
Somewhat.

If you "Choose" to convert to Islam, think before you do so, because if you leave it, and you live under Shariah enforced country you will be given 3 choices: convert back, be exiled for ever outside their borders or be killed. Killing is the last option not the 1st but Jeezus fundies like to state right away, kill kill kill. Jeezus fundie hatred for us.

>>66530274
But in all honesty and fairness you lie or have been told a lie.
You claim he didnt know raping was bad.
Islam says raping is haram including of non-muslims and especially in this case.
He being a non practicing illetrate/ semi literate person who only remotely or not at all follows Islam followed his own desire.
You like to call the above as being ordered by Islam.
How fair and honest of you.

>>66530322
How nice it would be if you were to taste one of those bombs being dropped in Syria on women and children's hospital. Its because of people like you we have wars around the world. IZ IZ is not the problem, they are a response, you are the problem. Your hatred, ignorance and denial of the truth. Alternatively you are just stupid, dumb or naive. I dont know which it is.

>be me
>loads of munters like me
>waiting for a tall model like girl to like me
>not even picky
>will never happen

sigh

>>66530739
you're a moron if you think anyone whose son has just been blown is going to be happy because he get a warm safe bed.

how stupid are you?

>>66530639
>so why do so many islamic men go to europe and rape women then say they didnt know it was bad?

Well I think I can help you with that:
1 - Islam is shady on the rights of non-believers anyway so there's a big card
2 - alot of middle eastern/indian/pakistani men come from very repressed societies in which they do not associate with women ever. many are virgins
3 - they do however have access to the internet and shit loads of porn
4 - they watch porn in which it LOOKS like you can just approach white women in the street and proposition them for sex and they're always up for it
5 - back to point one, they come from societies where women have no rights or voice so they believe women in short dresses with cleavage on display are literally asking for it

Multiculturalism a shit

>>66530669
>right around the time NATO fucks shit up in the middle east
and that is somehow the fault of the general public? two wrongs dont make a right my man. if you want to prove that islam is peaceful then stop not being violent and raping women when you enter a country as a civilian who has been given refuge

want to do sex on a woman lads

>>66530673
Run her over and fuck her corpse

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have christmas songs stuck in my head

>>66527234
Fuck the FSA, fuck Saudi Arabia, and fuck the rapefugees.
It's simple, the MENA is trash and we should have nothing to do with any of it.

>>66530712
>offer her a lift
>do it regularly
if he does this he'll just become the car cuck

wouldn't mind muslims if they ate pork, liked dogs, drank booze and didn't treat their women like shit.

>>66528993
Coffee in the UK was dogshit

>>66530926
did you try Bristol coffee?

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~9k people waiting in line three hours before the rally begins

How can you guys hate islam after watching something like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6nx1oQUoe4

>>66530963
>american "line"

>>66530812
>But in all honesty and fairness you lie or have been told a lie.
nope ive read the koran.
>You claim he didnt know raping was bad
no he claimed it, not me
>You like to call the above as being ordered by Islam
so the rape of captive women isnt allowed in islam?
http://zeenews.india.com/news/world/allah-allows-muslims-to-rape-non-muslim-women-in-order-to-humiliate-them-claims-islamic-professor_1846312.html is she lying then? i mean, shes an academic. youd expect her to know what shes talking about

might make an omelette

>>66530945
I can't remember. The tea was, as expected, perfectly great, but I remember the coffee being absolutely horrid.

>>66531087
Where were you?

Chain shops are dreadful (cafe Nero is the only acceptable one really) but there are some nice independent shops

>>66530611
>You let in millions of people whose families have just been blown up and then expect them to integrate peacefully? That's retarded and I'm a muslim saying that.
When they give you their land for your homes, that's exactly what is expected, you fucking animals.