ITT: We write sentences in our native language and others try

Nännipihan talonmies kusi omaan nilkkaansa

negros de mierda

Nyálazd be a makkom rendesen, kis bogaram.

Cheeky breeky i v damkee

>>66499247
http://vocaroo.com/i/s094jWqc0O6Q

>>66499278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OHDRGavqrr

>>66499278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Pis9BappRY

>>66499307
CHEEKI

B
R
E
E
K
I

I'm a cuck and I love to watch big black bulls fuck my wife

>>66499307
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0STWCtHx0hC
>>66499302
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WNdmlgmLAf

>>66499247
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZeR6ngT855
>>66499278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02Sk3hX77HD

>>66499387
Идeaльнo
Perfect

>>66499379
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07eG4WSrJmd

Ella y yo comemos pollo

>>66499278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hp7RGNwzis

>>66499307
aхaхa
>>66499387
good

>>66499379
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OCY3uktaf7

>>66499370
You sound qt tbqh my dude

>>66499387
s = sh, otherwise not bad

Man shut your bitch ass white ass mouth, muh dick.

>>66499370
say ya hochyu tebya
я хoчy тeбя

where are the slovenians at doe? I wanna know how accurate my take at slovenian paternoster was
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vnSWC9BmiW
>>66499566
I always get sz and s sounds mixed up

>>66499584
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aHkLfCzu9p

someone say: I like to lick buttholes

>>66499614
>я хoчy тeбя
you wish

wo chou si le. zao bu dao nu ren xi huan wo. wo yong yuan jiu shi yi ge chu nan. ze me ban?

>>66499307
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GDRgv1ykb5

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>>66499673
I wish to hear that

beautiful slovak short love poem:
Pýtala sa kedy jej ho do análu narazím,
ja jej na to: Milá moja, ešte prejde veľa zím.

>>66499200
>>66499213
bretty good

>>66499670
hahaha kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GUwfuYzKLQ

Afyonkarahisarlaştıramadıklarımızdanmısınız ? That is a single word

J’ai vu six sots suçant six cent six saucisses, dont six en sauce et six cents sans sauce

>>66499701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q9WXiZ9EyM

someone say: I sat in gum

Çekosyalaştıramadıklarımızdan mısınız ? Faülatün Faülatün Faülatün Failün

>>66499526
Danki.

>>66499614
http://vocaroo.com/i/s043kbGKYUoh

How bad did I butcher it?

>>66499847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L3Zs2a3pds

honhonhon

>>66499673
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oDHZCye61i
you wished for it
>>66499891
it's not that bad

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>>66499624
Where is your father's cousin at? Prekmurje (pic related)?
Because that was heavy accented version of Oče naš so I can't really rate it since I myself didn't understand a word or two.

Official Slovenian version would go like that:
Oče naš, ki si v nebesih,
posvečeno bodi tvoje ime,
pridi k nam tvoje kraljestvo,
zgodi se tvoja volja,
kakor v nebesih, tako na zemlji.
Daj nam danes naš vsakdanji kruh,
in odpusti nam naše dolge,
kakor tudi mi odpuščamo svojim dolžnikom,
in ne vpelji nas v skušnjavo,
temveč reši nas hudega. Amen.

>>66499945
Bretty good, only forgot the first "en"

>>66499801
>>66499878
come on ahmed, give us something easier

>>66499891
still can fap/10
not so sexy as 1st tho

>>66499701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AfO6T6dn7v

>>66499508
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Sftxv88Gil

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>>66500015

>>66499370
RARE FLAG

>>66499670
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GLUXzBoC3K

>>66499801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G4HySMu7lE

>>66499847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oyUMZoPhdK
sthing about deepthroating 600 bbcs

Noi dam muie gratis la ciori si bozgori.Sloboz pe sufletul vostru.

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>>66500073

מוות לערבים, מלחמת גזע עכשיו

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>>66499307
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1chA6L878vw

>>66499278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XCTlm4nNSO

>>66500007

kartal kalkar dal salkar

>>66499379
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZPbnUa52n8

>>66500150
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Kiyc9J6dfl

I guessed what it reads

>>66500150
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nDJjZZN576

Rossiya - strana govno, strana urod, strana pidor

>>66500120
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BCT6iu3JVB

noooo le saque la ficha JKASJKASJKAJKSJKAS >>66500271

>>66499945
>>66500116
Here's the "solution" btw
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pewyYoQ1U1

>>66499975
might be, I have no idea, i'd have to ask my grandmother, but the soonest I can do that is tomorrow
>>66500150
could you transcribe your moonrunes to latin pls? also I've been listening to al kanfei hakesef lately, bretty gud song
>>66500189
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ucchZ3ROHq
>>66500007
czech my quads

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>>66500145

>>66500116
The first part was true

>>66500150
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xdSbyZVGOf

>>66500189
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PDyNZ0r8xR

>>66500123
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jq4tqExIz8

>>66500270
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kKaNM5sWzO

>>66500165
ты чe, eбaнyтый? ты чe тaм дeлaeшь?

>>66500331
b-but Finland..you're cute :3

>>66500270
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xY3CrhcjMc

>>66500270
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XmiArLk7Pv
>>66500403
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HX1aTGUkkP

>>66500150
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X8rYbh44YQ

>>66500296
Ma saucisse sucant sauce ta mere

>>66500256
beri good

>>66500391
8/10
"O"s in govnO and urOd should be stressed and longer

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>>66500556
thank you master

Lež večná meno toho nech ovenčí sláva,
kto seba v obeť svätú za svoj národ dáva.
A ty mor ho! hoj mor ho! detvo môjho rodu,
kto kradmou rukou siahne na tvoju slobodu;
a čo i tam dušu dáš v tom boji divokom:
Mor ty len, a voľ nebyť, ako byť otrokom.

>>66500451
madman/10
>>66500459
9/10, the stress in govno should be on the second syllable

>>66500652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06SQhBAAELO

>>66500270
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IJmRveDUfR

>>66500459
0-12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kY3mBLa65I

>>66500611
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14tZmO01nK0
what do you think about this one?

>>66500652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PfRDP1bfG2

>>66500793
Nice
You sound like a drunk a little bit

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>>66500403
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cBLHRIwokp

>>66500793
you sound like guy from middle Asia (because of accents)

requesting:

TELL ME ABOUT BANE WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN

well perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

>>66500865
kek nah I tried to put a little more emphasis since I was confident about the pronounciation even tho I didn't know what I was saying

>>66500773
Do you always stress the last syllable in French?

>>66500765
>hungarian gives up on pronouncing slovak freedom poem
>historical kek
also not bad
>>66500784
slovak version of your sentence:
Si jebnutý? Čo to tam robíš?
>>66500810
noice

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>>66500905
thanks!

>>66500921
Russia is a shit-county, an ugly-country, a faggot-country

>>66500873
what in the end?

>>66500403
>>66500784
you wrote "ты чe тaм дeлaeшь", I said it. in the video he says "shto ty tam delajesh" (fuck writing that in azbuka, I;m tired)

>>66500918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14aaQLK3fdn

>>66501000
I mean, I don't know about the first two but
>faggot-country
this surprises me quite a bit

>>66500951
Yes.
Actually, it's more like we don't stress any syllable.

El peronismo es el cáncer que esta matando a mi país.

>>66498581
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EvYwTNpGVW
avec l'accent propre russe

the last tread is dead, so I reply here

>>66501164
>El peronismo es el cáncer que esta matando a mi país.
que trata de decir con esto?

>>66500270
И кaн'т peaд дaт ниггa

>>66500270
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19v6YLPInc8

>>66501250
кeк

>>66501164
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1diJfzw6ZSp

>>66501164
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10JsWBktHiu

>>66501098
in the video he says SHO it's in ukrainian

>>66501132
that about country itself, not population

>>66501250
вce вы тaм пaтpиoтaми ниибaтьcя cтaнoвитecь

Keksy a kokotiny, ale cibuľu doma nemá v byte, bzdocha vyjebaná!

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>>66501164

>>66501350
yes, I also can't distinguish russian and ukrainian. I know that russians say "privyet" and ukrainians say "privit" and that their alphabet is slightly different, but that's all

>>66501200
8/10 pas mal !

>>66500918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QhDIrpv6oz

>>66500765
>eternal hungarian surrenders
victory at last... its national slovak poem

>>66500810
p good but your voice is pretty fucking creepy

>>66501164
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09uf8McWUaY

>>66501362
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jQOHhu5B4J

How does it sound?

>>66501415
Ukrainian it's russian+polish
>I know that russians say "privyet" and ukrainians say "privit"
also we say kot (cat) and they kit (whale)

>>66499847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lqO3HeVBD4

Is this a tongue-twister?

>>66501296
10/10

>>66501498
kekd, the J is pronounced like Y btw

>>66501439
I'm half whispering.

>>66499847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vkq17AMrK8

>>66501498
was pretty good up until "bzdocha vyjebaná". in slovak, the "ch" diphtong is pronounced hard, as in "Loch Ness". we have a separate letter 'č' for the 'ch'. also 'j' is like 'y'

Six scies scient six scies sissi

>>66499278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rnsxCYeqtm

>>66501498
>>66501624
you can try one more time though, I also have the original video with the quote, if you want

>>66501419
His pronunciation was nearly perfect tbqh

>>66501527
Yes, nicely done, a bit jerky though

>>66501362
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sn8U8ZbuMK
check it bro

>>66501743
yes, very good. although the accent is strong with this one. no bother though.
in slovak, the accent is always on the first syllable

>>66501430
good bane impression

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1377l3uZYKP

is your accent northern quebecois?

>>66500918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TK3eRsDQIj

anti parazi anti parazi anti parazi anti parazi

Bjeri gajdes gajdexhi,bjeri mos t'u thaft dora

>>66501102
love it

>>66500918
requesting some CIA too:

HABLAME ACERCA DE BANE, ¿POR QUE USA LA MASCARA?
CUANTA LEALTAD PARA UN MERCENARIO

>>66501164
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1itofImLk49

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>>66501944

throwing in some random Czech sentence, unfortunately my mic is kill, so I won't be able to return the favor
Když jsem šel dnes večer z hospody, tak jsem zakopl o kámen páč sem byl najebanej jako dobytek

>>66499847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xrvPpuf66I

>>66500918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0raIYCuZ69X

Aye mere pyare watan, aye mere bichhade chaman tujhpe dil kubran
Too hee meree aaraju, too hee meree aabaru, too hee meree jan

Tere daman se jo aaye, unn hawao ko salam
Chum lu mai uss juban ko jis pe aaye teraa nam
Sabse pyaree subah teree, sab se rangee teree sham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAdeqOrfzPA

Eu adoro sugar caralhos africanos.

>>66502005
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0akqAiKcPH5

>>66502165
how do you pronounce eu?

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>>66502165
you said it

>>66502165
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12NzJQsBqWr

im just gonna guess this says something along the lines of I adore huge cock of africans

>>66502165
Good for you.
But what's about some phrase for us to speak?

>>66502165
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yAFZixiL8g

>>66502151
not gonna try to say that but the song is quite nice
>>66502093
I'm not czech, so this is fair game:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kHCtW6ZkPr

>>66501975
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uk1rD1KcYN
pls r8

>>66502151
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J9t1kbjwa2

>>66502165
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oH5P1B3cTs

joke's on you, I fap to trannies

>>66502165
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yyl3TT8lUJ

>>66501975
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f9Vg0fkcDa
tried to be as off as possible

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>>66501944
>>66499221

A Jew thinks first of wife and child; a Pole thinks first of a horse or dog.

>>66502486
KEK Are you high?

Volim crne djevojke

>>66502304
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kHCtW6ZkPr
quite good

>>66502525
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mX6A2gyS3H

>>66502589
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10E581WVLWM
nice, you too?

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>>66499307
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YEu9C0CYzo

>>66502582
high on life, nigga

>>66502589
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FnnXRD86fP

>>66502641
my only problem is that i can't say ř for shit. I always pronounce it like ž. and it pisses me after 2 years of living here

>>66502690
cheater!

>>66502690
underage? or trap? or qt gril?

>>66502589
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QfLejwMnDs

is this about liking black dicks again?

>>66500793
Everything is comprehensible, but pronunciation slightly affected by the accent. However this is real Russian. Good one!

>>66502711
did you take any Czech courses?
from my experience, learning to pronounce ř is just a matter of practice
learning to say zmrzlina on the other hand proved to be quite a challenge for some people

saleelul sawarim
nasheedul ubah
wa darbul qitaly
tariqul haya
fa baynaq tihamin
yubidu tugha
wa kateem musawtim
jamilun sadah

>>66502848
vocaroo zmrzlina pls

>>66502848
ř is hard even for Slovaks

>>66502754
actually about black pusi
djevojka == girl
>>66502848
nemyslim si, ze by slovak nejake kurzy potreboval :D hlavne 20 rocny clovek u logopeda by vyzeral cudne
>>66502894
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z5Ku7ISjMF

>>66502754
actually it's about liking black girls

>>66502862
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VCHGFKOX7A
it said post in your own language

>>66502848
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nrgQs3Xd5Y
Doesn't look so hard

>>66502980
Impossible for english native speakers

>>66502951
that is actually true
are you the croat who always posts blak pusi?

>>66502969
HE DID IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>66502980
spot on

Here's a tongue twister:

Cvrči cvrči cvrčak na čvoru crne smrče

>>66502928
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11korMMOK1a

>>66503013
'oh'
Native speakers tend to pretty shitty at learning proper pronunciation or languages altogether

>>66503040
Noice

>>66503013
>>66503072
English native speakers*
wtf brain

>>66503051
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVorabUn3M
ez
>>66503053
also spot on

>>66503015
nope

>>66503051
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BVjzp0dTFO

>>66503132
he's a national treasure

Getting over a cold, sound underage when I haven't aged past 16
I'm 21.
>>66499247
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u7ONhlVsvQ
>>66499307
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DsaEpsgNL4
>>66499278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yE6DACA9XX
>>66499701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uG1aV56RTY

>>66503051
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YxInQOpmxO
fuq :DDDD

>>66501656
>sisi means woman's breast in Russian informal speech. Kinda childish term.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05AVJOkUaNW

>>66503128
>>66503169
nice

Porco dio e la madonna
Tutti gli angeli in colonna
La colonna è cascata
Porco dio che capocciata

>>66503220
the chikibrik is stronk wid yuo

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>>66499370
>>66499891
Do you look as cute as you sound?

>>66503257
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yeDyUZTfqy

szeretem a feka puncit, nem tagadom

there. ez.

>>66499520
Wow Hungarian accents are awesome

>>66502589
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16T5u4TBeUm

>>66503409
i have an accent but it sure isn't hungarian

>>66503051
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ALAdg5f0kR sounds quite russian

Rozprostovlasatela sa dcéra kráľa Nabuchodonozora, alebo nerozprostovlasatela sa dcéra kráľa Nabuchodonozora?

>>66503537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ClYWbcX8LZ
kinda fucked up how it's supposed to be a question

>>66503405
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AfBZkrMNi1

>>66503753
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AfBZkrMNi1
not one mistake. wow

Oj Alija Alija ljiljanima babo
i tebi će leđa okrenuti švabo
Oj Alija Aljo primi hladan tuš
u brk ti se smije tvoj prijatelj Buš

Oj Alija Alija muslimanski izrode
prevešće te Tuđman žednog preko vode
Oj Alija Aljo male su ti međe
da si ost'o sa nama bile bi još veće

>>66503780
wew, really?
What about the accent? Obvious foreigner or passable?

Madonna calamita nella valle dei cazzi di metallo.

>>66503810
it could pass under the right circumstances

try
>>66499302
for a bit more (not too much) of a challenge

>>66503805
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GEqExYSjek

W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie.
t. Janusz

>>66504012
Kinda hard
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rUCeG88WCx

>>66504482
the pronunciation is correct, the rhythm is a bit off

have you been here before?

>>66504690
Nah, I've never been abroad, unfortunately

>>66503805
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18x1bePEdHu
Had to sing a bit low because granny is sleeping

>>66504731
so how do you know how to pronounce correct Hungarian?

>>66505168
I like Hungarian butthurt songs about the Treaty of Trianon :^)

This one, for example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSLfEZUCxLY

>>66502192
pretty good my leaf friend

>>66505359
jeez :|
do you go to uni?

>>66505516
Not anymore. I used to study Biology, but I took a leave of absence so I could study to get into Language Studies next year

>>66505580
http://csfhungary.hu/
there are hundreds of brbrs each year here on exchange

Es que
Cerca de mi casa
Vive una piba
Que por cinco mangos
Te chupa la pinga
Yo la conozco desde muy pendeja
Poresonomecobrasiquiero tocar sus tetas
Ella vive a dos casas de mi puntero
Por eso cuando voy a comprar faso la veo
Ella me dice
Chicoooooo
Invitame a fumar que sos ricooooo

No te asustes porloque te cuento
Peroenmi vecindario todo esto es cierto
Todos tienen fierro
La yuta tiene miedo
Por eso tiran
Sin preguntar primero
Los azules me persiguen porque fumo marihuana
Y yo los mando AHHHHH

>>66505691
Ah, Science without Borders? I'd love to use it to study and travel around, but it was cancelled last year due to cuts in the budget. Thanks, based Dilma.
Hopefully, it'll be back when we get our shit together and fix our economy in five years or so

>>66505800
lol, typical Brazil :(
anyway, i'm off to try Civ VI, everyone seems to have gone to sleep

>>66505749
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10XRnXiyeqF