ITT: We write sentences in our native language and others try

De goede gast uit 's Gravenhage nam de gele trein richting Goringem om neger uur veertig.

Try and do this
Protip: You can't

>>66493316
El veloz murciélago hindú comía feliz cardillo y kiwi. La cigüeña tocaba el saxofón detrás del palenque de paja.

achtentachtig prachtige kachels in de grachten van drachten

>>66493374
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BEfsdU8CzV
>>66493376
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nU0nhQ59T4

>>66493455
>nam de gele trein
This sounded 100% Dutch
well done

Unique New York, unique New York, you know you need unique New York

uiteindelijk keuren wij leuk een ui op zijn uiterlijk

Rod grod med flode

>>66493455
9/10 really good.

>>66493427
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QCSMzVFVui
>>66493514
Thank you, thats surprising. I dont usually do too well with Dutch.
>>66493531
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xI4Z8QcosX
Not a native English speaker
>>66493532
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EOJ4vF3r0V

Sou muito baitola.
>implying gringos can say this

Od nekdaj lepé so ljubljanke slovele, a lepše od Urške bilo ni nobene.

One more:

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

>>66493556
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qoI07XvwGM

>>66493727
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b87DGVcgJH

A jó büdös kurva anyádat te faszszopó geciláda hogy basznám teherbe a húgod

>>66493316
No co tam kurwy?

Erlik’in molozları bitmişte yerkürenin üstünden gafil beşerler almaya çıkmış gibi bir halin var. Frenk alametleri ile yanıp tutuşan bir çift mahlukat görmüş gibisin. Gobi çölü gibi donuk suratınla kim bilir kafanda ne melunluklar dönüyor.

أنا الديوث، كنت تريد أن تعرف ما هو؟

Good luck fatties

>>66493316
Chuir cara liom a mhéar fhada inti taobh amuigh den dioscó faoi aois i gCeatharlach uair amháin

Der står et askebeger på mit bord,
et smukt og rommelig og praktisk beger.
Det er en hodeskalle av en bror,
som engang boltret sig på denne jord.
Gud vet hva mannen var og hvad han gjorde
for han fikk hedersplassen her på bordet.
Om han var hvit, gul, rodhud eller neger -
om han var hyrde, bonde eller jeger -
om han gikk trossig eller boiet gjennem livets gru,
det er det samme nu.
For alt som er igjen av ham er dette askebeger.

>>66493316
Standard Albanian:Është një budallallëk të mendosh që Trampi mund t'i fitojë këto zgjedhje

Gheg Albanian:Âsht marri me mendu Trampi munet me fitu kta zgjedhje

>>66493998
How does a country thats so tiny and irrelevant have 2 diffrent languages?

I mean there must be like 20 people speaking it

>>66493661
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uUjT990jst

>>66494051
There not different languages,just dialects.It has them so different because it's mountainous

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

>>66494054
kek
10/10

>>66493661
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZAbiHzXCaq

I think I got it

>>66493990
http://vocaroo.com/i/s129CQAItKxR

>>66494250
You said HUEUEHUE but you forgot the BR at the end.
4/10

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>>66494191
>tfw I just called myself a huge faggot

Ma chi è chel mona che bate la porta e ghiude urlando dio cane

>>66493990
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I1DzFUbXNQ

Tilluke talleke tatsas tasasel pinnal.

>>66494500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZQkwbIkLJG

>>66494363
>implying I didn't just record my cage of monkeys

>>66494382
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LB2NV2qWQ6

>>66494157
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I6CN8RQqgf

>>66494382
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jc7LYzjkl7

Haхyя хyёвый хyй, зaхyя и дляхyя, ecли c хyeм дoхyя

Dia guit, cé chaoi bhfuil tú?

atomiydinenergiareaktorigeneraattorilauhduttajaturbiiniratasvaihde meni rikki pete meidän uusi tulokas peruspalveluliikelaitoskuntayhtymästä kusi homman.

Den fölelsen ingen rullestol kjæreste

>>66493998
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nQ8cwdTGMH
I tried

>>66494370
Relax...no one will find out...

>>66494619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jroUtFtlok

أنا يمارسون الجنس مع الماعز

>>66494382
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ts2VQyByyw

watashi no omanko ni tappuri noukou ochinpo milk dashite!ikkuuuuuuuuu~~~!!!!

EH goin out for a rip eh are ya baud?

grab me some Tims quick will ya, needs some timbits for the hackey game.

Övergångsstället till höger finns flera läderplånböcker efter våldtäktsförsöket

>>66493374
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I5nvba43df

>>66493990
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VCZmyxOjwS

>>66494500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12HXUyGHUVM

>>66494567
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZQzgvnHPkk

>>66494619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mXCXT7QcXm

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>>66494382
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rHH95Xj9bc
no clue wtf I am doing
>>66494739
just like my hentai

>>66494770
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AxtuGRbM9Y

i.k.e.a.

>>66494619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pdmVpQ2vZ6

>>66494548
>>66494786
Pretty good

>>66494816
kek

Darüşşafaka, İstanbul'da kurulmuştur

töpörödött törp ördögök

>>66493374
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s03G9G5cKIlU
I know I made it sound swedish but it's funnier

>>66493531
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12BUz19m61n

>>66493556
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a2u1oveNss

>>66493661
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mOgQyDKZDa

>>66493777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yONdPyB0gf

>>66493896
http://vocaroo.com/i/s034y5jOmwmk

>>66493924
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aULr1oumUZ

>>66493942
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01mf5OtJqjM

>>66493990
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JvQvBpFoTv

>>66494157
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LRhDA67Ud1

>>66494857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SjyYQpyWH9

>>66494871
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tFvGGpt540

>>66494857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05wevGZYXAA

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America

>>66494857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KVbZsWssF8

>>66494877
niiiice

>>66494877
your accent a cute

oravan selkälihaksistoksi

>>66494382
I tried to make my voice as high as I could for la mama Mia language

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GRH8hfeBWb

Jestem trzy kołowym samochodem z brzęszczęczykowa.

>>66493376
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06psodWkIus

How is my accent?

>>66495037
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b4qhEyf4RU

>>66495037
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ny0eETKH81

>>66495007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yZnLAL91zc

>>66494877

>>66494500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dMKRFbBLtG

>>66494579
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i0et4qH42X

>>66494619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cDaxtTVoit

>>66494700
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PFQJZW3Iou

>>66494739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bUJaAkf1PZ

>>66494857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vbuj3wE17l

CAPO, una sola cosa nomas queria decirte, me agrado mucho tu post, en serio, es de lo más sensacional que he visto en el momento, es una obra de arte, sin exagerar, es algo que, a simple vista, podria haber sido hecho por el mismisimo da vinci, la genialidad que tiene se puede notar desde kilómetros de distancia, ni siquiera la peor de las malas lenguas podria decir que no nos encontramos ante una majestuosidad vista una sola vez cada mil años.

>>66495037
"Trzykołowy" pisze się razem, debilu

>>66495087
hey, that was pretty good

>>66494937
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GsHYsgSVlv

>>66495007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s111ijCZwohx

>>66495037
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17E6HIzd4T2

someone do: 36 SUCK A NIGGA DICK NO FOREPLAY

>>66493316
quiero tú matarte por favor

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>>66495105
lol

>>66495132
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rd2rowi8PC

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Mă urăsc și vreau să mă sinucid.

>>66494983
which one?

wo zui shi huan nan ren. wo yao chi ta men de rou, na hou xi ta men de jin. wo wei sheme bu shi nu ren? tai ke xi le.

>>66495140
Well, we are all slavs.

>>66495125
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JdJ2KT98AE

>>66495214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RDTlehNAhg

>>66495184
Not bad.

>>66495214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fGorgSiHV8

>>66495201
every single one

Try this famous idiom in Russian:

O suka blyad idi nahuy, rush B!

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>>66494563
I think Dustin Hoffman's character in Midnight Cowboy was actually Jewish kek

>>66494565
ch = k otherwise pretty nice

>>66494723
lol are you from Nova Gorica?

>>66494813
t. terrone

>>66495028
An Albanian who can speak Venetian. Really makes you think.

>>66495214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05TMcA8gEjt
i know i sound half alive

>>66495037
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r2QS0Kk11J

>>66495214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q5MknlxNRc

>>66495037
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0osia3j7DZG

En snekker og nok en snekker
satt på stillaset og spaset.
Da er det en planke knekker og
vipper dem vekk fra stillaset.
Og A hugg seg fast med sin hammer,
men B la beslag på hans legge,
og en vill og evindelig jammer
steg opp mot det blå fra dem begge.
Og hvinet ble verre og verre,
og folk fulgte med dem i jammer'n.
Slipp, hylte hammerens herre,
slipp, ellers slår jeg med hammer'n.
De hang der, gud bedre, og spaset
for mengdens beundrende blikke.
Men så ble det stilt på stillaset,
og plutselig hang de der ikke.
Men om det var ham som hang fast,
som skal legges til last,
eller ham som sa slipp, som slapp,
det blir hipp som happ.
Og dette vil ergre de store,
men enkelte små vil det more.

>>66495369
write something in finnish

Misia Asia, Misia Fela,
Misia Kasia, konfacela,
Misia A, Misia Be,
Misia Kasia, konface.

>>66493316
wew lad

>>66494871
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hiQnwU1oNc

Rioolwaterzuiveringsinstallatieconsumentenonderzoekershondenbrokkendieetwinkelgarderobejuffrouw

>>66495321
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BIu4KAjV2O

here i tried again.

i wonder why popular TV associates that line with italians then.

Hottentottententenbouwtentoonstellingsterreinaf
sluitingsmaterialenvoorraadsverzendingskosten
berekeningsstatenadministratieboekhoudkundige

>>66495394
Sing along with this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMjZHGBJgmk

>>66495125
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wqZPkGk9ws

>>66495161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yKdKHz2M2Q

>>66495384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0meqgoYYP6g

>>66495313
you are a true madman if you listened to all of them, respect

Dame cinco pe' pa' comprá' ese vi" pa tomá' con lo' pi' en la pla-za.

In Duitsland is een plein ontmoft, want er is een mijn ontploft.

please.

بطة بطتنا بطتكم بطتين و بطة تقدر بطتكم تبط بطتنا بطتكم بطتين و بطة زي ما بطت بطتنا بطتكم بطتين و بطة؟

>>66495431
pretty good

Otorinolaringolog

>>66495482
> Hottentottententenbouwtentoonstellingsterreinaf
> sluitingsmaterialenvoorraadsverzendingskosten
> berekeningsstatenadministratieboekhoudkundige
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O2qMPMDzXb

Vier vunzige vrijers verijdelden vrijdag vrij vroeg een vrijpartij voor vijf vrije vrijdagen vrij.

>>66495566
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J4dOQQKCQw

>>66495384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eh1I2PH4K0

>>66495582
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09nUM3K8iFX

>>66495582
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u2maXbRL96

>>66495384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pzgPKktY2r
pls r8
>>66495214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K3z1TLrvBV
Where are the tones?
>>66495037
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oHVdmSLdGL

>>66495568
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06Mv80KZXYR

>>66495566
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wYs8ySYZEF

ok easy
أبي فاء الى الفيافي فإذا فاء الفي أفا

>>66494994
thx senpai

>>66495582
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B7aQArZNAC

>>66495609
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p3SJUGEa52

>>66495561
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p00zMdjFoY

>>66494932
Perfect. Do you know turkish? or did you used some kind of translator it kinda sounds like a machine no offense.

>>66494978
>>66495105
Nope not even close.

>>66495711
understandable 5/10

Mikor a Margit hídról repül egy vasszék, minden vágyad, hogy csinálj egy sasszét.

Zdravstvuite vashe velichestvo praporschik

>>66495794
That was impressive.

>>66495037
https://youtu.be/AguPH0XBxdw

>>66495608
its one word.

>>66495568
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08uYTe7JJDx

>>66495806
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pUtVP2eacR
>>66495609
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xsPyrDmocU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GetnZ13yAL

>>66494567
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VpfRT95S3R
>>66495037
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M8pboBEtrL
>>66495214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gnrQOeJ2d2

>>66495737
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PmEfqBF780

>>66495214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17vbQLTvMGY

>>66495858
patrician

>>66495910
ok

>>66495910
Hi Kim

>>66495820
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EaZjejqLo1
>>66495830
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XW7G5che2Z

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>>66494841

>>66495830
careful its a bit loud

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gn9xrPVXSq

>>66495856
Gracias hace 6 meses que estudio español

Ash-hadu an laa illaaha illa Allah, wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasoullu Allah.

This is the kind of thread we should have more of on /int/, not those generals where we isolate each other instead of learning about different cultures and language

>>66495711
pretty good

>>66495901
Good 8/10

>>66495806
Nah I didn't use it.
I was in Turkey for four times, may be it just deposited in my head

>>66495930
Hello there

>>66495910
well shit, Kim, I knew you studied in Switzerland but I didn't know you knew Chinese too. Also kudos for supporting 4chan in such a difficult moment.

>>66495820
http://vocaroo.com/i/s087SeVGubzR

>>66495975
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VTde0Rz10u

>>66495975
You're right

>>66495975
There used to be one every night when I come here. I don't know they why just disappeared.

>>66495955
Search "dame cinco pe" on YouTube. You even made it with the riddim.

>>66495924
I just love the sound of the Polish language, my friend

>>66495975
I think this one is actually better than the last one

>>66495990
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1epQmgTC9FA

Setze jutges d’un jutjat mengen fetge d’un penjat; si el penjat es despengés es menjaria els setze fetges dels setze jutges que l’han jutjat.

>>66495910
How is North Korea these days?

>>66495958
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t5ZP0nM1o0

>>66496022
come to Bergen and we'll talk

Kenőmájas a legjobb, ha utálod szétverlek

>>66496120
What is this German/Spanish hybrid of a language?

Bounjour, est ce que je peut m'appelle la toilette boire de l'eau?

>>66495958
DON'T REPLY TO THIS

>>66496160
Catalan kek

>>66496074
Sh-sh-sh, snake language

>>66496174
why? will i become muslim?

>>66496139
Dude I wish, thats where Id go in Norway. My native language has the Bergen R sound so your dialect would be easier for me too.
>>66496152
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u3q222Trcz

>>66496207
yes

>>66496136
You just became a muslim. You should burn a Quran to denounce it.

>>66495958
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yffeNHmzHV

>>66496112
Rare flag or proxy?

I have a song for you:
Yo no se cómo explicar
Que te llevo hasta en la piel
Sos la droga que en las venas
Me inyectaron al nacer
Se me parte el corazón
Cada vez que vos perdés
Me pongo de la cabeza
Y otra vez te vengo a ver
Muchaaaaaaachoooooooos
Traigan vino juega Lacadé
Me emboracho bien borracho
Hoy no podemos perder

>>66496246
Have a guess

>>66496173
Thats not even correct French you anglo pleb.

Décalisse, tabarnak.
>>66496197
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LROjYnsTwB
No idea how to read Catalan desu

>>66496173
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qm9H0MKne9

>>66496246
i don't think there are any proxies in north korea

>>66495958
Fuck this guy, now 2 russians became a muslim, cyкa блять пиздeц нaхyй

>>66495958
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13Jl8Cdu8Pz

>>66496206
mina sovot pidar

"Tänkte dela med mig av det som hände inatt.

Jag har en kompis som är lite speciell, av hänsyn heter han härmed Gusten. Gusten är utvecklingsstörd och 19 år men som medmänniska med samvete brukar jag sätta mig in i rollen som kompis och vägledare i livet för denne herrn, alltefter hur mitt tålamod tillåter.

Gustens favoritintresse är att skriva sms, och då menar jag många sms. Till alla, om nästan inget, och alltid med en stark ton av dryghet som de flesta tröttnar på direkt. Jag brukar dock svara, av hänsyn.
Exempel på sms:

"Hej gör du idag har du runkat din KUK nåt idag"
"Hej får jag SUGA av dig haha gjort IDAG"
"Vi är väl kompisar känt varann sen vi var små. Hatar du mig"
"Du är väl inte SUR på mig, va. Vill att du svarar på mina sms"

>>66496173
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U2e7fCIARe
>>66496131
very good come visit us any time soon

>>66495568
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QICZOrL6ko

>>66496321
Ti psa krevia

>>66496318
10/10

Turku on Suomen perseenreikä

>>66496136
>>66496245
t. Tamerlan and Dzhokar

>>66496302
no shit my very mad Quebecois friend

Ja, vi elsker dette landet
som det stiger frem
furet, værbitt over vannet,
med de tusen hjem.
Elsker, elsker det og tenker
på vår far og mor,
og den saganatt som senker
drommer på vår jord

>>66496330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rFZgG8UGX6

>>66495482
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F4LWLbgAnD

>>66496173
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TKVY90gTlq

Nie umiem muwic po polsku i nidgy sie nie naucze

Central europe slav edition:
"My budeme bojovať za svoje územie, za metre štvorcové, za každý meter štvorcový a nedáme ani centimeter štvorcový tým hajzlom maďarským... a my pôjdeme do tankoch a pojdeme a zrovnáme Budapešť!"

>>66495690
Perfect.
>>66495707
Good. But you can hear Russian accent in the end.
>>66495753
Good.

Thought that will be harder. Try this: Pikčasta ptička v pikčasti kletki.

>>66496288
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y4LiJho7uL

Siesh etih myagkih francuskih bulok da vipey chay

>>66496382
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AfdEES1jbg

>vocaroo threads are dead
>vocaroo threads that aren't vocaroo threads get hundreds of responses
why is that?

>>66496496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aycqVRrUUY

>>66496427
haha, not too bad. Very stuttery, but that's understandable. Are you the same leaf that took swedish lessons for awhile ?

>>66494877
Love the third one lmao

>>66496496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rz8HQQU0ct

>>66496537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wYYjRdzc2L

>>66496302
Not bad but for some reason in most of the words you changed the syllable stress

Nxënësi shkon në mësënjtore

Read this

>>66496503
Awesome, desu. How do you know the song?
>>66496330
A friend of mine is swedish and taught me how to read the letters, but I forgot, so have a nice taste of platinean accent:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dDPBVAvxyl

>>66496619
>>66494877

that's actually how danish sounds

I want type something on chechen language, but i think its too hard
https://youtu.be/5N8Ah33CViE?t=20

She sells seashells by the the sea shore

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Az érzés amikor nincs barátnőd.

>>66496496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DMRAsUPLn3

>>66496777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mEJh6kxHxv
>>66496784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lkOU9LDBcW

>>66496766
I thought chechen would be at least remotely like russian. turns out to be absolute moonspeak

>>66496841
Nais proksi :DDDD

>>66496777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N5Qf2pz0Ow

>>66496784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15R0CSkQkvu

To uczucie gdy bez dziewczyny
(tfw no gf)

Kuulilennuteetunneliluuk oli katusepanija poolt telliskividega kinni müüritud

>>66496766
It sounds like he is making random sounds.

>>66494937
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UIVKdJ8wJs

>>66496909
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bL9DJRr0Xt

>>66496777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BKx83bfs2W

>>66495958
stop trying to convert people mohammed

Vi må sikre eksistensen til vårt folk og en framtid for hvite barn

>>66493316
Polish visiting germanistan

W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie

>>66496846
Lol dude its not slavic language, but you dont weven see how they type words

>>66496915
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11v3u7Mn2aB

>>66496909
See nägu kui pole tüdruksõpra
(Tfw no gf)

>>66496784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f2NHWRM243

>>66497033
I know that it's a caucassian language type, but you know, the long years of russian overlords... I'm not a smart man

>>66497034
A+ actually, on point

>>66496909

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YxqxnBEkz2

actually slovak
"Mal by som radšej robiť veci do školy"

>>66497050
nice

>>66497034
Wtf that is exactly the correct. Where did you get the right pronounciation?

>>66497146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JyEk1ynEKk

>>66497013
>>66497013
Rate
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kWh4GtmYvE

>>66497028
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R1nkRxxN04

>>66497224
actually not bad at all, people would understand you, but they would mistake you for a russian

>>66497218
I used to watch a lot of Hydraulic Press Channel on youtube.

Vallate immense, con fitti boschi dove la pietra dell'uomo non viene posata da millenni

Gesù cristo n'é morto de freddo

Hey someone read this

Ajo ndienja kur nuk ke të dashur
(Tfw no gf)

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>>66497314
kek

>>66497050
very good

>>66497218
hungarians are pseudo finngolians

>>66497293
thanks! I actually learned how to read the Cyrillic alphabet with a Russian pronounciation! How do Czech and Slovak different that one?

>>66497335
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d0VqGKz96i

Tere, see on hüdraulilise pressi kanal ja täna on meil hävitamiseks hunnik türasid

(Hello, this is the hydraulic press channel and today we have a pile of dicks to destroy)

>>66497146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1puntfhmua4

>>66497345
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kbxYVtcJGX

>>66497335
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N5IJOIuOPA

>>66497461
very good you sound like a russian try to speak italian

>>66497146
>>66497146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0foICkrYuFr

>>66497439
well, russian (east slavic) is quite different from czech or slovak (central slavic), but we have some words and grammar in common. also if you learn czech, you'll most likely understand som slovak as well, pretty much like swedish and norwegian (or so I've been told)
example in slovak: "Mal by som radšej robiť veci do školy"
in czech "Měl bych raději dělat věci do školy"
you can try to pronounce the czech version

>>66497345
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dZJidJ0aat
ayo

>>66497548
You sound funny as fuck desu

>>66497530
Not quite.Here try now
Ayo nyenya kur nuk ke t' dashur(English r)

>>66497335
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sZAaVygxQ0

>>66496585
Very good. Regarding the last word - we have two ways to pronounce "e" you went for the wrong one in that case.

>>66496669
Really good. Although what I said before appleis here as well.

>>66496836
Perfect.

I thought you guys would struggle more tbqh.

>>66497597
Holy shit lmao.
7/10

>>66497461
try this
Domo chena misura, domo chena ventura.

>>66497485
very good, you from the northern parts?
>>66497571
not bad, although you pronounced "veci" like "вeчи", should be "вecы", still pretty good

>>66497727
5/10

>>66497594
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eRZjRtEnUN

Una cinta en tus cabellos
Una flor en tu ventana
Un canario en tu balcón
Canta al sol
De la mañana

Y una calle me separa
De este amor que estoy sintiendo
De tu amor no exijo nada
Sólo quiero
Ser tu dueño

Y mi amor
En busca de ella va
No me importa ni el dolor
Que ayer me hizo llorar
Yo se que al ventanal
Mañana asomara
Su cara angelical

>>66496496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yVJRG1prZz

how's this? doesn't look that hard

>>66497863
post some Soda Stereo dude

>>66497335
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0trck4CqGMn

>>66496735
yeah authenticity is what I was going for (unlike with some of the others)

Si sta come d'autunnosugli alberi le foglie

>>66497789
I'm from central Hungary but I don't think there's a difference in how we'd pronounce that

>>66497763
https://clyp.it/v0zsv41k

>>66497912
7/10 you sound like valdostano

>>66493942
>Arabic speaking German
Shocker

"What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals and have participated in numerous on Al Qaeda and have over one hundred confirmed kills."

>>66497728
>slovak would struggle with slovenian
bruh
also, I almost said pička instead of ptička
>>66497763
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L5NgoRClWN
>>66497852
I see you struggle with the 'ě' sound, I'll show you how to say it correctly
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JJpx0sGKe3
>>66497863
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sxxufZKWQF

>>66497923
https://clyp.it/t3x15gah

>>66497902
Here you go. Classic and easy for the other /int/ pals.

Ella durmió
al calor de las masas
y yo desperté
queriendo soñarla
algún tiempo atrás
pensé en escribirle
que nunca sorteé
las trampas del amor

De aquel amor
de música ligera
nada nos libra
nada mas queda

>>66498018
Good but this is not italian but sardinian
>>66498081

>>66497728
>>66498081
(same guy)
oh shit, my father's cousin is in slovenia as a priest and sent me a tee with "oča naš" (paternoster), I could try read that too

>>66498081
thanks man. So ě resembles the Russian E, right?

>>66498081
Good but it lack the rythm. Search "Una calle me separa - Nestor en Bloque" on YouTube.

>>66497872
Quite good. You stressed "v" quite a lot but that's details.
It is used as a joke between kids sometimes because it's quick to say "pička" which means "pussy". So I thought some of you guys will struggle, but not really.

>>66498049
That makes my spelling 50% italian at least ?

>>66498078
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EJjVopFSvn

Hy чe вы cынки ёбaнa

>>66498078
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rIdT5axmoT

can someone say:

I'm a gorilla dick nigga. I make dyke pussies wet.

>>66498272
yep

>>66498201
in pronunciation, yes, pretty much
>>66498215
thanks, pretty good for my first time I guess
>>66498296
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PlroewRqc9

>>66498129
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06fJD9IbY3C

>>66498337
https://clyp.it/3lddjz1i

>>66495794
10 argiedollars says you're an expat

>>66498337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bnBC86CdeC

>>66498337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ob6EtLU0Uw

Bocsi tesó meg tudod mondani menyi az idő?
Hallod tesó van egy szál cigid?

De kat krabt de krollen van de trap.

>>66498129
thanks bro Gustavo was so good. Can't sing right now cause I caught a cold.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eRZjRtEnUN

>>66498362
8/10

>>66498484
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TnindepunK

>>66498081
>almost said "pička"
Heh, that is the point of it. See >>66498265
Also, check this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWKfyP5ppWs
"Fukaj" here means: "To fuck".

>>66498186
Would love to hear you have a go at Slovenian.

>>66498362
ё is always stressed.
Hy чё вы cынки ёбaнa

>>66498454
>dick pussies

l-lewd polan

>>66493316
que xopa compa?

Un jour j'ai mangé du rhododendron en papillote, une recette pas piquée des hannetons.

>>66498566
i dont know how to spell dyke kek

>Hei. En ymmärrä mitä puhun, mutta siitä olen varma että olen ihan vitun hinttari. Nautin kullin imemisestä enemmän kuin mistään muusta. Ah, niin ihanaa.

Try me.

>>66498469
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ckWeWBDeWa

>>66498545
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TnindepunK

quite nice

>>66498484
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FbbaVUBvR3

>>66498599
its die and then normal k sound

>Trentatré trentini entrarono a Trento, tutti e trentatré di tratto in tratto trotterellando
>Tre tigri contro tre tigri
Try it anglos :3

>>66498581
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DvqFIjgIim

>>66498581
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qWQl2L0Y2k

>>66498469
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04vrJSP6IDa

>>66498581
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bnppc6h2JR

>>66498602
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01P4Ti2QWkM

>>66498602
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05fiJHCRfhN

>>66498581
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1guN0JHpdPU

>>66498433
Close. But I ain't no spic.

>>66498716
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P2w4NSxKKZ

>>66497146
Oh shit nigga you're right.

did we hit the bump limit?

>>66498856
breddy good

>>66498933
15 posts ago

>>66498728
Nice try, that wasn't an easy one.

>>66498736
Good, keep going.

>>66498764
9/10 for nose effect and pronunciation, I dunno how do you get them all

>>66498561
oooh, I get it now
>>66498548
original text:
oča naš, ki si v nebesaj, sveti se ime tvoje, pridi k nam kralevstvo tvoje, bojdi vola tvoja, kak v nebi, tak i na zemli. krüha našega vsakdenešnjega daj nam ga gnes i odpüstu ban duge naše, kak i mi odpüščamo dužnikom našim. i ne vpelaj nas v sküšavanje, nego oslobodi nas od hüdoga, ar je tvoje kralestvo zmožnost i dika na veke. amen
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vnSWC9BmiW
sorry, took me a while

>>66498337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iNQejhgY69

Zehn tschechische Streichholzschächtelchen liegen zwischen Couch und Tischchen.

>>66498581
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZQNp5IkhMZ
did i read piquee right?

>>66499004
squinched my nose between my fingers kek

>>66499090
ezpz
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jj2KGCT4pm

>>66499090
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZN2DVsxhrB

>>66499221
>>66499221
>>66499221
>>66499221
>>66499221
new thread

>>66493777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MWx7PcUEQ6

>>66498337
Oh my leaf friend, who you try to impress with such statement? Be aware that gorilla has a penis about 1,5" in length.

S'esh esche etih myagkikh frantsuzskikh bulok i vypey zhe chayu.

If anyone dare to...