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Russian qt edition
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first
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wanker
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added to the filter:
>well adjusted
>bitter virgin
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>>66355865
sub edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wansHAHgH4k
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Our Nige
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>>66355852
$400
grabbed it up asap, other comparable laptops were bare bones without a hard-drive or cables or anything really.

you just gotta grab good shit up quick when it comes along, and check a lot of places like liquidators, ebay, kijiji or whatever.

Thinkpands and Macbooks are common to find because companies especially liquidate them often.

I was considering picking up a used macbook pro and wiping it to put linux on but this was a better deal
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So why are there so many foreigners in the brit general and why isn't nobody talking about british things ?
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>>66355602

Some of the girls are pretty hot, 2bh
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is filtering the height of autism? if i come across something shitty i hide or report it if it breaks a rule, cannot believe these runts literally create a safe space on 4chan
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>>66355934
filtering is hiding you tard
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>>66355934
only redditors use 4chan "extensions" because they hate old school forums
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∠( ᐛ 」∠)_
paint me like one of your French girls
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just told the mom to fuck off
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>>66355968
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>>66355947
i literally only hide scat and gore and shit when im high because its jarring
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>not using Temple OS
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the cat snores like one of those fucking things from pikmin. if he wakes me up again tonight I'm going to punt the little shit
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>>66355995
>tfw that lain operating system was never completed

*goes back to skinning linux DE's*
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Rate me lads
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>>66356013
>using a de
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>>66356020
do you use bsd or something you FUCKING hipster?
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I'm watching this lads, I am quite enjoying it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO8uhme0o3Y
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>>66356018
poor man's trudeau/10
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>>66356018

No
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>>66356018
head too small for body desu
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olga is claimed
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>>66356027
I just use a window manager and dmenu because I'm not a ram hogging faggot
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>>66356044

headlets, when will they learn?
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>have phimosis
>forced the tiny ring that is the end of my foreskin down over my penis head
>willy looks like a mushroom being strangled at the base
>get the idea if i start wanking like this, maybe it will fix my phimosis
>all my knob circulation is cut off
>as I cum nothing comes out
>entire body been feeling weird since then, maybe because i didn't cum properly and my body doesn't know what to do
>decided to wank again but properly this time to see if it'd fix it
>it didn't
>feel like I'm on the verge of passing out
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>>66356076

giz a look la'
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>>66356076
when you wanked the second time did you ejaculate?
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>>66356055
i used dmenu once... and then i got more than 2gb of RAM
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>>66355921

when i ask questions about britain and british things the post is ignored.
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>>66356133
Go on Bruce, ask.

We'll respond this time
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>>66356144
I wish your terrorist country had been wiped out in one of your many wars with Denmark.
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>>66356144
>>66356158
go ahead and delete these please
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mummy didn't do my laundry and now i have no clean clothes
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Brits please say thanks for the more than 1 million Canadians that served in defense of the Empire in ww2 and impregnated many fine lasses in England.
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>>66356176
No.
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on my way to work

sick of these early shifts
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No because actually I hate Canadians
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>>66356169
I deleted just because you said please
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>>66356076
>not knowing enough about genital hygiene to develop phimosis
poor brits
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>>66356076
roll it back over the top desu, youre cutting off the circulation.
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>>66356176
Should've cheekily bombed Canada and retaken it all while we were at it 2bh
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>>66356180
>>66356187
>>66356194

spotted the sheeds
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>>66356076

youre seriously gonna die.
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do women like hairy lads?
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>>66356200
2bh
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>>66356210
new zealand is less white than america 2bh
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>>66356210
Much better
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>>66356200
>>66356210
>NZ mentioned
yes hello
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>>66356143

i forgot all the things ive been meaning to ask.
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>>66356076
you've just added two doses of semen to your bloodstream
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>>66356221
Why did you have to be contrarian pricks and design a blue uniform rather than a nice red? Bit rude
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>>66356229
Problem solved then
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i bet this anti canadian runt thinks republican paddies arent jfs
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>>66356170

sounds she needs a whipping.
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Is this a real person?
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>>66355991
>mom
Fuckin proxy cunts
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>tfw you poo and save on tp by showering right after
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>>66356254

idk, but I would honestly rather be looking at what that swedish cunt is posting
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>>66356254
would shove my cock up its tailpipe either way
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>>66356209

probably some do. especially if they have daddy issues.
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>>66356259
Trust the Jews to come up with zany money-saving schemes.
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Canada is literally a stealth republic where most of the population are unaware Queen Liz is their head of state
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>>66356268
So crass
Why are Canadians so uncivilised?
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>>66356228

did he recover?
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>>66356276

based sweden
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>>66356288
Many decades of unlimited American influence

Canadians, Bruce. You just can't trust them. They've no respect for the order of things.
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>>66356235

there is actually an ancient eastern technique of cumming back into your bladder so nothing comes out when you ejaculate and you just piss the cum out later.
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only just gone and done it
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>>66356247

is he gonna be ok?
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bet /b/ has higher quality posts rn
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oh no an edgy teenager is spamming gore on 4chan im sure we're all horrified and have never seen anything like this before

this poster truly is desensitised, different and special because nobody else here could possibly do what he is doing

i think we should all give him a big pat on the back before his school lunchtime
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>>66356329
Bit of stitching back together and he'll be right as rain :)
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>>66356324
>mint
runt
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what is the swede doing?
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>>66355991
>mom

FOY
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>>66356303
>>66356288
australians are the most vulgar anglos
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>>66356334
Exceptional post
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>>66356303
When the Islamic-German Reich rises and starts WW3 to fuck Europe up properly this time, you can count us out when it comes to help save your tea gargling cunts. Ungrateful twits.
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>>66356210
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>>66356350
Perhaps but at least they ARE anglos rather than just Yanks
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>>66356242
TEMERIA
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The swede is making me sick while I'm trying to have my tea and toast
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>>66356301

is this a boy?
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Sweden yes
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It's the same bloody swede as last time
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>>66356363
acknowledging the spammer
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>>66356218
New Zealand is basically England.
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>>66356378
Just a proxy la, no doubt it's a leaf trying to disrupt the thread. A truly pitiful people
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>>66356218
Maoris are alright though. They're agreeable
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el HatiANO
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>>66356363

how are you not desensitized to gore?

straight off the boat from reddit, friend?
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>>66356342
it just werks and thats what I need rn
might load up Debian soon
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>>66356335

a lot of these pics have motor bikes lying next to the munted cunts. kinda turns you off motorcycles 2bh.
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>>66356398
It's more of the scat, also I haven't been on /b/ since 2007....kind of a normie you know, not a big deal or anything.

So if Sweden wouldn't mind respecting my normie sensibilities thx
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>>66356339

oh, thats a relief. get well soon munted cunt x.
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el haitiANO
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>>66356364
No.
Is she like a boy?
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>>66356411

yeah i used to want a motorcycle but then i decided not to get one haha

might get a dirt bike one day though

seems fun
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>kind of a normie you know, not a big deal or anything.
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>>66356457

good post
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>>66356358
Australia has a higher percentage of chinks than we do
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>accidentally click on /v/
>post quality declines massively

what's wrong with those people?
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>>66356482
Imagine doing this lads, imagine being such a wasteman that you make up lies on 4chan
christ
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>>66356457
post fucking machines
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for all these mad hatters that dont have a clue about canada

a comprehensive guide
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Fuck off
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went to sleep at 6pm to fix my sleep schedule and I just woke up now

haha lads
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>>66356525
this is an excellent map

though is southern ontario split from the north?
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>>66356525
also thought the frenchies were on the other side
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>>66356482
>>66356512
It's just Un-Australian
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>>66356525
Ah yes, the only """anglo""" part of Canada is the part that wasn't even Canadian until the late 1940s
What a remarkable and most definitely sovereign country you have there
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Business idea: go to Canada to have sex with Canadian girls.
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>>66356533
so is it fixed?
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absolutely NEED an australian bf
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>>66356525
the Maritimes are shit bud
refuse of the nation
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>>66356576
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>>66356573
I hope so, hopefully I can last untill nigh time, I usually go to sleep about now so I'll probably start feeling sleepy again soon even after sleeping for 12hours

haha mad man I am
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Did trump lose AGAIN?
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>>66356576
no
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>I care about other countries elections
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>>66356539
from another map i saved where some guy split ontario

literally everyone lives in the south pic rel

>>66356563
New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and PEI were part of the original provinces in 1867 you turbo runt
>tfw canada conferedated earlier than australia because we built our cross national railway first

lazy 'victs

>>66356557
no, how could the french had settled the west coast of north america? They came through the St. Lawrence river

>>66356581
literally fuck off they're beautiful, wealth isnt everything
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>>66356603
yes
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Why does she always wear the same dress?

Is she a real doll?

Is Reece a a real doll too?

Are they even a real couple?
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well good morning
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Australia sucks honestly
my granmum is Australian and I've been loads of times

like some dire American suburb became its own country.
its like "generic in-store brand" the country.
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>>66356603
Yes even though every poll with more than 3 votes has trump winning the debate by a landslide. Funny isn't it
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>wealth isn't everything

The words of a non-anglo 2bqh
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https://twitter.com/MichelleHux/status/788860125675134976

rape is the same as murder
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>>66356595
Well I've stayed up all night in hopes of sleeping early tonight, hope it works. Although I might just lie down for a bit in a minute, just for a minute...
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>>66356643
oy vey
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>>66356603
He blew it when he said he wouldn't accept the result of the election if he lost
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>granmum
Dear oh dear, I'm going to need a minute
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Browsing an old dead niche forum
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>>66356647
reaaly makes u fink
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>>66356616
>no, how could the french had settled the west coast of north america? They came through the St. Lawrence river

idk m8 never bothered to look at Canada, but I know all the locations and names of the 50 US states
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>>66356616
Ontario still manages to be top tier even despite the poos

worst part are Toronto fags buying up loads of "cottage land" up north.
can;t wait until this shit housing market crashes.
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>>66356661
nonce
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>>66356666
51 states, you can name Canada as well la
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>>66356623
Whats going on near her left forearm and her stomach
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>>66356688
Australia is an overseas territory
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Should have got out of bed 45 minutes ago lol

It's okay because I've got a doctor's appointment haha
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Funny isn't it
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>bigly
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Thinking of wearing a pumpkin helm for halloween

what do you guys think?
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>>66356666
>tries to belittle colony
>ends up getting emasculated by prodigal son

oh dear
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>>66356695
Really gets the neurons firing
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>>66356018
absolutely love the hair

hate the flag
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>>66356695
Washington is the bluest of blues
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>>66356695
you think they would learn their lesson after how many decades of getting shafted by Democrats
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choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2hhqWzIwU8
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a common injury in motorbike accidents is getting your bollocks ripped clean off
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>>/pol/93782503

tears
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>>66356743
sort yourself out
hiding all further posts from you tonight thanks to that little mistake
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Going to pop off to the motorbike store lads, any recommendations? Aiming for complete and total decimation of my genital region
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>>66356743
fresh from reddit i see fucktard

shitting on /pol/ already too in random threads
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>>66356743
mong
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>>66356757
currently correcting the record
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>>66356756
then a 900 is what you want
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>>66356442
>Is she like a boy?\

not really. i just dont trust 4chan anymore.
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>getting ready for bed
>check online resource for uni course
>mid term in 6 hours

ah yes, and i was planning on skipping it
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kill yourself fucking scumbag
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>>66356449

my brother in law is always having accidents on his bikes. he works as a repairman so owns a couple.
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TFW when I invited the neighbour to our Diwali party and he refused, saying "I'm Muslim brother".

The Jewish/Christian/Atheist neighbours are all coming.
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>>66356743

Twat
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>>66356743
.>>>/pol/93782503
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>>66356743
LITERALLY
just copy the URL of the post you want to send

then paste in the reply box

4chan automatically converts it
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>>66356833
how nice it must be living in such a culturally diverse community
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>>66356743
imbecile
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>>66356858

It's alright desu. Everyone's very nice and helps each other out.
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fuck muslims
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>>66356849
Been here five years and didn't know that tbqh
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>>66356833
tell him #youaintnomuslimbruv
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>>66356482
No, you do. But only by 0.4% I think.
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>>66356874
go away
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>>66356872
sounds like any rich/middle class neighbourhood
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Oh the ironing
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on the bus
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I didn't watch the latest debate
was it as fun as they other two?
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>Hillary approves of 9 month abortions
wtf
all abortions are bad but this is ridiculous

might as well just chuck babies off a cliff like the Spartans at this rate, then at least we can stop pretending this is "moral" in the slightest and be fucking honest.
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>>66356899
kill yourself fucking scumbag
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stay safe kiddos
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>>66356925
HOWLING
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>>66356951
good
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>>66356951
french cunts

sending those children back smfh
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>>66356932
where are people getting this "hillary approves of 9 month abortions" thing from?

Was Trump making a fool out of himself again?
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>>66356739

just fuck that completely.
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>>66356951
copper on the left is disgusted with these 20 something runts lying their way to benefits
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>>66356951
Does anyone actually fucking believe these are kids?

Feels like they absolutely can't and that they just say their kids for a better chance at more refugees.
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rorke

are you here rorke
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>>66356932
desu you can make an argument that spartans chucking babies off cliffs is moral from a certain perspective

I don't agree with it, but arguments can be made
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think my cat has perfected making her voice as annoying as possible to ensure she gets fed promptly
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>>66356191

what

>>66356076

use skin cream and force your skin to stretch
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>>66356993
always
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>>66356992
they are "kids" in the same way men can be "women" under the law.

anyone with sense can see they are not but legally they can't say this.

these people are probably French/European residents as well who burned their French papers in order to get a free ride in the UK.
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business idea: phone in sick to work
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what battlefield edition should I get?
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>>66357032
business idea: work is 40 minutes away and starts in 10 minutes and i've only just got out the shower
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>>66357050
Business idea: allow workers to come in a little bit late but then pay off the time they missed at the end of the day or at a later date
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>>66357008
I'm saying I'd prefer it since it would be honest in its moral system.

my issue is people twisting Christian morals completely on their head and claiming it as a coherent "morality"

not to mention the Spartans at least took direct responsibility instead of shoving it off as we do with absolutely everything.

the mum should have to kill the baby personally if she wants to abort it.
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>5% of the people in the Calais jungle are from Syria

llloooooolll
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>>66356951
They actually gunna destroy the Jungle camp?

That's great fucking news
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>>66357044
goto battlelog and download their client, play BF2 and 2142 for free. Special Forces and any other DLC being added is in the pipeline. Quite a lot of people playing them now.
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>>66357070
good idea
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>>66357081
>syria is the only country at war
ah yes
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>>66357081
"Syrians" aren't even the real issue

more the instability is allowing millions of wogs to migrate.

when Qaddafi dies it opened the floodgates
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>>66357111
Hello Bilal
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>>66357070
or they just stay later
called flexible working hours la
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business idea: pay the doctors the same wages as the men on the front line
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business idea: elect a far right government and lock up all the parents and doctors that sterilised minors because of cultural marxism
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teriyaki chicken with udon noodles for brekkie lads

haha

didn't have dinner last night
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businss idea: allocate GP appointments to longest residence first
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>>66357124
I think that was the joke
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business idea: change the spelling of business to buisness
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Business idea: start a militia where we all wear black shirts and harass people we don't like then march about town giving speeches
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>>66357193
Sounds a bit edgy
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business idea: oxygen tax
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Business idea: freedom tax
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Hillary admitted she asked the emails be deleted

What does this woman have to do for people not to vote for her? What does she have to do to get imprisoned?
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business idea: leave this circlejerk of a thread
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business idea: abolish all taxes
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>>66357169
ru my practice manager
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>>66357231
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>>66357228
Business idea: have bumsex with pakipoo
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business idea: pet tax
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>>66357248
who's this tranny
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business idea: runt for rent
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>>66357248
Would pound boipucci
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business idea: walk into my bosses office, lay my stark bollocks on his desk and allow him to take a free shot at them if he forgives for my lateness
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>>66355865
>Russian

Cara is English tho
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Business idea: conscript runts into runt-regiments
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>>66357381
I'd love to be conscripted right about now
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>>66357403
Tbqh an all-out war would negate my mediocre progress in life, everyone would be in the same boat
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>>66357430
yeah, If anything I think I would excel in that environment. I've always been physically gifted, I'm intelligent and probably have a better constitution than most people for war, Just shit at motivation mainly but in a war scenario you don't have a choice so its a non-factor
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If I were conscripted into world war 3, would my nuts get obliterated at some point during the war?
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>>66357486
>If anything I think I would excel in that environment

I disagree
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>>66357507
*storms the beachhead balls first
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>>66357507
If you volunteer as a test subject for MoD weapons development labs then probably, I'm sure they'd have a ball-busting weapon in development.
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Oh lord how I wish I could take the last 9 hours of my life back.
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Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
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>>66357527
well you don't know me so your disagreement means absolutely nothing
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business idea: hire inventors to invent an invention that invents inventions
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>He fell for the Molymeme

Screeching
>>
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>yeah, If anything I think I would excel in that environment. I've always been physically gifted, I'm intelligent and probably have a better constitution than most people for war
>>
Been wracking my brains on how to monetise the 'business idea' meme, the 'eureka' moment cannot be far off now.
>>
is the obsession with purification a strictly catholic thing? Never met anyone else who understands what I mean by this.
>>
hey mr. crazy dont you see
>>
theres a yank thread saying our best meme is "poortherners" like its actually a fucking meme hahahahahaha

anyway flood it with top /brit/ gimmicks
>>
>>66357606
our best meme is bollock crushing or kev
>>
>>66357606
Link it then you dafty
>>
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>3 meals worth of indian takeout in the fridge
>>
just took a BIG poo in some jokers fridge
>>
>>66357552
Ok friend, enjoy your kingdom in the ashes of society. I'm sure it'll be great
>>
>it's a shit edition episode
>>
Mum just randomly text me

>Love you, remember that x

Might just ignore it lol
>>
Well good morning
>>
>>66357527
I actually had a marine buddy who told me that nerdy types are the quickest to go through a total transformation during training. Its because they get cut off from all the stuff they used to occupy themselves with that they fill it in by obsessing with their training and exercise while everyone else is socialising.
>>
>>66357684
Tell her you'll kill yourself if she doesn't reply to you right now
>>
>>66357684
if shes about to do something stupid you are going to look a right twat lad x
>>
>>66357684
Ask her to post pics of her feet
>>
>too edumacted to vote for Trump
>>
I'm supposed to be sober by 10

it's nearly 10 adn I'm not sober

nobody told me being an adult would be this hard
>>
>300 hours in cities skylines
>still cant build a city for shit
fuck
>>
Its nearly that time again

a time for a new thread

I shall be creating the next one

It shall and will be an anime edition

just letting you know
>>
Had a little laugh with my Dad about how retarded the beeb will look if Trump somehow wins
>>
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>>66357759
I'm making the new thread lad.
>>
>>66357753
>nobody told me being an adult would be this hard
Stop drinking in the morning and it won't be
>>
pretty fucked lads
>>
>>66357684
Either:
>she's about to kill herself
or
>she thinks you're about to kill herself
>>
>>66357761
bet you want to fuck him

bender
>>
The JSA are sending someone over the visit today

Sometime from 9am to 1pm

Had to get up early
>>
>>66357810
Why they sending someone?
>>
Going to be late
>>
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>>66357757
embarrassing
>>
at a loss lads

it was dark yesterday at half six ffs n now it's 7 and it's light out
>>
>>66357810
really?

what for
>>
>>66357819
>>66357836
They do home visits to check everything is on the up and up

People are selected randomly I hear
>>
>>66357826
>>66357797
>>66357782
>>66357019

worst posts in the thread
>>
>>66357825
lets see your city from a birds eye view lad
>>
>>66357826
winter is best season mate

darker earlier

lighter later

perfect
>>
>>66357757
That's so weird I just downloaded this
Loading up my first city
>>
Sim City 2k is my favorite city builder
It's just so simple and perfect
3000 is good too but I don't like the art style
4 is good but way to big so it makes starting new regions tiring.
>>
>>66357615
>>66357623
here ya go nerds
give em your best
>>66355766
>>66355766
>>66355766
>>
>>66357849
new computer, dont have any finished projects

but i usually tend to model existing cities (grid networks) with satellite towns and commuter rail to spice things up
>>
going to work bye
>>
i hope you don't mind
i hope you don't mind
that i put down in words
how wonderful life is
now you're in the world
>>
Just finished my doctors appointment lads

Gonna enjoy a leisurely stroll to work picking up a nice baguette and coffee from the cafe haha
>>
>>66357940
have a nice day
>>
>>66357781
no, drinking into the early hours of the morning actually
>>
>>66357940
>Not calling in sick like me
Heh, nothin' personal kid.
>>
>>66357761
she's plummeting. every post-debate focus group was in favor of mr.trump by a large margin. her crimes are coming back to haunt her, BIG LEAGUE
>>
>>66358016
I
>>
http://www.met.ie/
>>
>>66358045
Not clicking this virus
>>
>>66358045
Irish weather
>>
>>66357507
unless you have a useful degree(engineering, physics, etc), speak multiple languages or are a literal doctor you will end up on the front lines with the rest of the human fodder

so yes, definitely
>>
>>66357810
That was a mistake. Time management shows you're able to work
>>
>>66357970

bet you're gonna get an all day breakfast baguette

you CUNT
>>
Just fucking downed this fucking coffee oh boy am I wired woooo yeah

t. everyone at my work

sniff some coke you runts
>>
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Ah

Yes
>>
>>66357552
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME MUM I CAN BE A SOLDIER
>>
>>66358097
haha yeah x
>>
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>Just fucking downed this fucking coffee oh boy am I wired woooo yeah

>t. everyone at my work

>sniff some coke you runts
>>
>>66358111
amazing blog post you race mixing runt
>>
>>66358099
has anyone drawn what a runt is meant to look like yet?
>>
Make a new thread RIGHT NOW
>>
>>66358137
*holds a mirror to your face*
>>
>>66358117
you aren't going to elicit an emotional response from me
>>
>>66358137
you
>>
>>66358099
drugs are illegal though

coffee is not
>>
>>66358136
It's ok if you don't have kids with them

Mong
>>
dance my peons dance
>>
>>66358169
>>66358169
>>66358169
new-nouveau
>>
>>66358153
coffee (caffeine) is a drug
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