/brit/

memes

Australia is one big shithole
It's a punishment to live there not a retirement plan

>>66240535
t. London

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its gotta be ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC
if you wanna dance with me
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xsF6zjIilxI

>>66240492
>the worst is yet to come
It's like they're are doing this shit at gunpoint

Can't Assange just connect to a different wifi

>>66240574
why doesn't he just walk down to maccies the daft cunt

gay

Now almost certain I have skin cancer lads time to off myself

just realised I've only left the house twice since January

Haven't been to lectures for over a week now lol

>>66240620
how?

>>66240574
should get a phone with 4g la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2-ZUGuczHg

fuckin choon

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clogged the potty lads

>having a parade for Olympians now in fucking October

Only in Britain would something that retarded happen

Why wait two months, until after Olympic hype has died and the weathers shit?

>>66240574
might stand outside and turn wifi tethering on on my phone for him

>>66240663
Found 2 maybe even 3 moles that have black dots in them. The only thing I find online is that this is cancerous. Moles can be different colours from each other but individual should be uniform in colour.

Also Australia has massive skin cancer rates to the rest of the "modern" world. I'm fucked.

>>66240699
because fuck you thats why

What if Julian didn't earn enough GBP to use the Internet this month? Maybe the ambassador just unplugged the router and threw away his tendies.

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gonna watch some Black Pigeon Speaks

>dis gon be gud

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Anyone else really love Walls' Mini Milk Ice Cream Lollies?

Been thinking too much about the word Funny and now it just dawned on me that it's such a fucking retarded word

>>66240739
he went full madman mode on women lol
cant really take him seriously after that

>>66240762
gingerpeach mfc

Lads, i have MASSIVE shits

I block the toilet almost every time I take a dump, how do I prevent this?

>>66240620
>>66240721
Ahh yes, Australia. The paradise we all dream of living in

This is why white people should stick to our own climates

>>66240826
get a better toilet

Imagine being white and living in a sunny country

>>66240826
>dump
fuck off yank

>>66240826
eat less you fat cunt

*drinks tea*
mmmmmmmmmm lads
i tell you
that is one
FINE
cuppa
mmm yes

>>66240918
I'm bulking

>>66240806
I don't take any of these guys seriously but I watch them anyway

thats what I love about youtube commentary. any old lunatic can come on and spew whatever utter insanity they want and it makes for endless lulz

HOLY SHIT BASED UNILAD

https://www.fb.com/uniladmag/videos/2415145018508543/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

DRUMPF BTFO

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lmao

>>66240864
>Imagine being white and living in a Sunni country

I do

t. brit

>>66240963
> unilad
> facebook
> american politics
ahh, all the things I literally could not care less about, condensed into one post

What are some good anime that have come out in the last 3 years? I am deadly serious. Open to any suggestions with one caveat: no moeshit.

>>66240568
who says they aren't

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Worth resharing

>>66240953
bulking up your poos hahaha

>>66240994
k-on

sadness covers me like a blanket.
tuck me in.
let me die.

>>66241008
OMG YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SLAYYY

https://twitter.com/randygdub/status/787747220267278336?lang=en

ah yes, yank politics

>>66240791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOluIDYtmc0

>>66240826
Buy yourself a smaller bumhole

>>66241021
*tucks you in*

>>66241028
federal crime I do believe. Enjoy state pen you bint.

>>66241015
haha

>>66241008
This elicited a humorous reaction from me

>>66240957
some of them make decent points to be fair

at work still

>>66240978
What was Boris actually doing in the years leading up to his recent appointment as Foreign Secretary anyway? Wasn't he the Mayor of London?

How is pushing through legislations about London bicycle lanes adequate preparation for a foreign secretary position in the government of the 5th largest world economy?

>>66241008
because they'd be with their own kind

non-Americans aren't human

>>66241008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMERICA IS SO BAD AMIRITE HAHAHAHAHAHA

mum just died lol x

>need some new white T-shirts
>favourite brand sold out AGAIN

they'd be billionaires if they sorted their fucking supply out smdh

>>66241087
rip ur mum

>>66241087
rip x

>>66241087
wudhavegrabbedpuss/10

>>66241087
haha xxx

>>66241096
>white t-shirt
you can get them in primark for like 5 quid lad

>>66241096
Only buy my white t shirts from Acne and Nudie desu

>>66241028
this is why there's no way to trust the result

dumb cunts literally destroying votes where they can

>>66241134
they're shite

t. expert

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>manlets

business idea: offer goods or perform services and charge a fee

next do pretty decent bog-standard t-shirts. variety of colours too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ1tiTV-Ez4

Classic

>>66241073
He was an MP and shadow minister.

Theresa obviously wanted to evade what's currently happening to Labour so she gave Davis, Johnson and Fox coveted positions in her cabinet.

>>66241087
I wish mine would drop dead

>>66241146
Sefton are my favourites tbqh, £29/ea

Sunspel are shite, APC are mediocre, Albam are good.

Acne look okay, bit long.

When I was about 3 and my mother was taking a bath id walk in and show her one of my toys so I could look at her tits

>>66241073
They're giving him enough rope to hang himself, along with the rest of us

>>66241164
Don't think this would work

>>66241165
MULTIBUY
U
L
T
I

currently inebriated

>>66241193
you want to fuck your mother

t. ya boy Sigmund

I drink so much that I literally can't get drunk anymore

As I drink I just get groggier and more tired, but there's no other effects. I don't feel happy or comfy or giddy or drunk anymore. Just tired.

>>66241241
it's monday

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Reckon he's lost his mind, lads?

>>66241281
yeah but my mum just died and i was waiting for an excuse anyway

>>66241279
You need to drink faster

>>66241150
I got my ones from Topman
they're only a tenner and its p nice

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So is it a good sign or a bad sign that my uni accounts have been reinstated?

Also, the language used here worries me

>>66241295
ah my condolences

>>66241073
they just put the most popular MPs in their cabinet.
happens with every government desu

Gove went from Secretary of Education to Secretary of Justice
cabinet reshuffles happen often and they just stick their strong allies in any position they feel like

>>66241087
>>66241129
woops hehe :)

sending luv ur way!!! Xx <3

>>66241166
kek I remember when that first came out and all the comments were like "Oh you went out with a black man..."

absolutely freezing

>>66241327
doesn't look good

justice has been served boyo

wonder if all this political hype will eventually blow over in the next few years

>>66241327
>the language used here worries me
why wou-

>the outcome of the misconduct hearing is that the allegation of misconduct was proven
>due to the severity of the allegation
>the penalty for this instance of misconduct is in the process of being confirmed

hmm yes i'm sure it'll be fine

http://www.strawpoll.me/11447718

http://www.strawpoll.me/11447718

>>66241395
hope so

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aesthetic af but I don't think i'd ever wear them

£460

if there's one thing I hate more than stubbing your toe it's Secretive Jewish Elite Bankers Subjugating the White Race For Complete Control

haha who's with me??? hahaha

> people who leave their clothes in the washer or dryer for hours after they're done
why?
I take pleasure in chucking them out and onto the floor. Why would you leave them in there and put them at risk of a clothes-chucker such as I? Do you think I will wait for you? Hahaha. No.

need new trainers but I cant find any nice ones

>>66241327
what even happened?

really need a gf to bash my testicles in with a bat

>>66241428
>pedo
FOY

>>66241467
eejuts desu, they begin to smell terrible if you allow them to stay wet for too long.

>>66241467
had enough of your posts lad

going to have to ask you to a) stop complaining and b) man up

>>66241448
you're literally a marketing peon lad

went to dublin yesterday and bought up all the nice trainers lads

>>66241512
Posted facebook pics and unpleasant messages on /r9k/ about a couple of girls from my uni

finally got fat enough to warrant losing it wahey

literally all beer and no sleep though so not drinking is 99% of it

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>>66241536

>>66241531
*grabs you by the head and throws you to the ground next to your sodden clothes*
hahahahah
*stamps on you until you stop moving*

>>66241448
>spending more than £40 on trainers
RUNTY RUNTY ROOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why do /fit/ talk about manlets 24/7 when they worship one?

>>66241550
does beer actually make you fat? surely it's better metabolised than sugar-shit z

t. drink quite a bit

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>>66241546
haha, and they linked the thread to those slags? and they somehow found out it was you?

damn you're the worlds worst pseudo crimal senpai

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-basf-blast-fire-idUSKBN12H12R

>>66241572
>died randomly from heart attack

PRobably gunna happen to me now

>>66241591
absolutely will make you fat

don't try to drink straight spirits to get around it though oh boy

>>66241591
Of course it does, if ingested in large quantities. Alcohol inhibits fat production slightly so calories in alcoholic drinks are less efficiently turned into fat/more wasted than say, sugar, but that doesn't mean it's not fattening.

>>66241572
>moscow russia
not a fan

>>66241600
haha

>>66241448
>falling for the footwear jew

>>66241601
>pumped litres of shit into his body every week
>"random" heart attack
aha nah

sometimes i sniff hard as fuck when a girl walks by to smell her vagina lads

>>66241645
i drink alcohol and eat snack food sometimes. thats shit

>>66241667
fuck off murderer

>>66241667
i used to think you were alright, turns out you're a turbo-runt.

>>66241626
>>66241634
haha fuck sakes

is it true it degrades muscles aswell

>>66241667
stay away from my gf, runtimus maximus

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Here are the notes from the misconduct hearing

>>66241595
Girls got doxxed and in the thread I described how I knew them...and confessed to the police because I vastly overestimated their abilities

>>66241667
don't even have to sniff hard in my area

>>66241700
post pic

will be posting a song soon lads

>>66241689
not really but you won't want to lift hungover and workouts will suffer for it

gains would be shitter and maybe it'd have some other issues

>>66241689
>true it degrades muscles aswell
Not directly but it inhibits muscle tissue production too. It inhibits a lot of things while your body is basically working to fight a mild poison. Don't get me wrong, I drink too I'm not calling Alcohol Arsenic but it's pretty bad for you in the short term if you wish to treat your body well.

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>>66240492
How does the British government view this symbol of hatred?

>>66241704
poley why have you censored your name?

is it not actually amer hussain?

>>66241704
>Did the student admit the misconduct
>Y
oh shit nigga what are you doing hahahaha

>>66241742
how do you pronounce suffolk over there?

>>66241704
>Amir continued that he had only been fined £300 and that this was a minor offence which could come off his record in 12 months in the same way as a speed fine.

o i am laffin

the slut I stalked on facebook got a nosejob lads, completely fucked it all up she has

>>66241722
doxxable info

66241704
don't care

you are a thorn in /brit/ - your presence alone has a negative impact - i wish you were inanimate paste

Documentary of the year came out last night lads

>>66241751
They said "were you convicted of X"?

and that was enough to prove misconduct, they weren't there to establish if misconduct had occurred, it's like I said, it was just an execution

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>>66241742
how could anyone hate pepe?

saw the first 10/10 today

probably isn't even from here

>>66241779
post a picture then lad

>>66241772
Suff Ohlk

>>66241789
I'm British, I belong here

You're Australian, you belong back on your inhospitable rock

right here is the song then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSh5ZJd7DnE

have at it

Gave my mummy a Thom Browne cardigan :)

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>>66241814
>10/10
>in britain

>>66241823
can you vocaroo it?

>>66241830
He's already on his inhospitable rock.
He doesn't fly over to Britain just to post in /brit/ you dunce

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lmao they remade inbetweeners but with blacks lads instead, lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>66241823
It's suff-ock, the L is silent
fucking yanks

>>66241864
Happens more than you would think, especially in southern cities.

>>66241881
why is the voice amplified oddly?

the camera work seems weird too

shoddy editing

>>66241874
Fuck off, Auscuck

>>66241864
Our people aren't ugly

We just have a large lower class

>>66241830
>I'm British, I belong here

you're barely human you bearded effeminate half-runt

screech elsewhere about your self-inflicted poverty problems you troubled little insect

>I'm British
AHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
no amir
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAgegxdVdFU

tune

>>66241908
>>66241917
provide an example

>>66241889
>>66241823
It's actually more like Suff-uck I just misstyped it.

>Wikileaks has a dead-mans switch. If Assange is unable to deactivate it via Internet every 24 hours, a password will be released for a 90gb dump that is already available.


ah yes hillary clinton

Just heard a group of at least 3 yanks walk past my window

Lads, am I pathetic enough to move my old pictures of her over to my new phone?

>>66241941
Don't need to prove anything to you

>>66241915
No info on what channel it's coming out on.

Probably the youtube channel 2bqh

>>66241881
ah modern britain lads, white women literally line up to get bred by a black bull

>>66241951
ok thats better. good lad.

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>>66241959
me on the left

>>66241931
Being barely human still places me above every Australian in the evolutionary chain

>bearded
below the belt and temporary

>runt
stop stealing our memes

>>66241933
English, I mean

>>66241957
haha wow it's fucking nowt

>>66241968
Are you not with her anymore?

things that class themself as human but who are in fact inanimate paste:

1. Amir

>>66241941
Provide an example of a thin American

>>66241957
ah yes world war 3 is caused by roadworks accidentally cutting a cable

NEET /brit/ is so slow

>>66242000
Does it sound like I am?

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>>66241972
>>66242007

>>66241957
imagine if he accidentally forgot to do it
haha imagine the reactions

>>66241968
of course you fucking are you runt

>>66241990
apparently not considering your pathetic circumstances

>>66241746
It's Adeel

Who /leeds/ here?

Leeds area power ranking:

1. Horsforth
2. Roundhay
3. Chapel Allerton
4. Cookridge
5. Headingley

>POWER GAP

9000. Holbeck
9001. East End Park

>>66242004
Aussies are more closely related to Abos than they are to any other form of human being

>>66242046
but Adeel seems too small for the given name space

>>66242029
better not then

>>66241996
that's a lot of simple text files tbqh

>>66242032
>>>/b/

>>66242050
You the creepshot guy aye?

The Aussies almost exterminated the abos 2bqh

>>66241996
>>66242011
>>66242035
that's what the codes posted yesterday were for

>>66242051
the difference is that that's some half-attempted at /int/ meme and plainly false while you are actually black and neither man nor woman

>>66242083
fuck off

10/10 british women don't exist

wikileaks is nothing but a front for russian intelligence

>>66242062
Adeel H

>>66242115
> i assume

>>66242115
what is denmark like?

>>66242136
He's Jewish

>>66242109
How about we just stick to the facts, yeah?

This is /brit/
I am British
You are not British

I belong here
You need to fuck off

Even if the emails were the result of a Russian hack, what does it matter if they're genuine?

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>wikileaks

>>66242147
small, flat and grey

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>>66242115

>a retard
>a corrupt criminal

ah yes america well done

>I am British
no you're not amir
not using your monica gimmick anymore, either?

>>66242158
He however is ethnically British

>>66242115
and? it doesn't matter where it's coming from. leftists refuse to acknowledge they're a neo-liberal marxist cult

>>66242089
? Nope.

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>>66241704
>confessed to the police

Think I saw Poleaboo earlier.

If you're here were you walking this morning opposite the sixth form college?

>>66241957
What's in there?

>>66242191
nothing but buzzwords

>>66242177
ah excellent
planning my holiday now

>>66242126
what kind of bloody name is Adeel anyway?

>>66242214
proving my point

You now realise that Wikileaks has never released anything actually interesting.

>>66242188
There is not British ethnicity and if there is then it includes pakis and blacks now, just like angles and saxons

>>66242187
My name is Monica, yes, what of it?

>>66242211
...yeah, do you remember what I was wearing?

>>66242226
paki name

>>66242011
would have a bit of a giggle if decades from now it's taught that WW3 was started 'cause some Australian in an Ecuadorian embassy couldn't connect to the internet

>>66242110
>>>/b/

>>66242226
A paki one

>>66242258
Think you were in a hoody and jeans. I thought it was you from behind because I saw your haircut and glasses, you were by yourself.

I was driving with my family otherwise I would have shouted you or something, feels weird having seen you 2bh.

>>66242241
t. mongoloid that views wikileaks through the lens of the mainstream media (i.e. not at all).

think I saw Poleaboo earlier

If you're here were you peaking with beady paki eyes from the storm water drain as I was on my way to work?

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just got back from school lads

learned a bit about hinduism in RE and beat the skins 12-7 at lunchtime but someone nicked my crazy bones (including my gold Sharky) so it's been a mixed day

who invited tunisia?

Assange most banterous Australian?

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>>66242115
How much is Ms. Clinton paying you to shitpost?

>>66242281
>>66242268
My name is Monica

>>66242309
>I was driving with my family
are you 12?

>>66242319
*peeking

unless he was hard on the dizzla or summin

>>66242284
to this day i still don't understand how they physically make themselves do that

even if you hype yourself up and were super into the idea of eating shit, wouldn't the taste (i'm speculating here i don't each shit) make you gag, reel and throw up? wouldn't that happen before it makes it into your mouth?

>>66242284
I see your dad's taking the divorce well

>>66242348
>Monica

is your name legally Monica?

if it isn't then you can't complain when people don't call you that

>>66242345
this year's bonus will put my kids through university

>>66240492
the fucking state of it

>>66242348
>are you 12?
Not really if I was driving.

It was you then? I don't live in Rochdale so I'm not going to stalk you or anything.

>>66242370
good post this one

>>66242315
t. Reddit user

Business idea: kill all intellectuals, anyone who wears glasses and knows how to use the internet.

Business idea: manchester meetup in some shitty pub

On day 16 of no fap lads, feel pretty good overall.

Not sure whether to keep going to blow a big load later tonight.

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ah yes

>>66242147
People constantly risk stepping on Legos.

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>dad wants me to learn to drive
>i don't need to drive anywhere
hmm

should I go to this lecture or just continue to wallow in misery

>>66242428
Post in your accent again, it's cute x

>>66242448
it's part of being a man you fucking boy

>>66242431
once you reach that point it's p. healthy to release it once a week or so, crucially without watching porn though.

>>66242448
get it done and out of the way, especially if your dad wants you to learn and is willing to pay for it

>>66242448
It's worth doing

I use mine to go to KFC and Burger King only

>>66242443
oh wow this is certainly legitimate and not just something some runt cooked up

>>66242386
Yeah, it was me, I was on my way back from the GP

Didn't have the nerve to just say I have gender dysphoria and ask for GIC referral, instead I opened up by telling him about my social anxiety, that I'd piss myself at work because I couldn't ask to use the bathroom over the radio

Next I said I was self-medding tranny drugs
He asked which ones
I said Cypro
He asked why I was taking them
THIS WAS WHERE I FUCKED UP
Instead of answering his question as talking about my dysphoria, I continued to list tranny meds I was taking

He then asked how I'd like him to help me
I said I'd like a referral to GIC but considering my other problems a general psychiatrist is probably more appropriate
He asked where the nearest GIC was, confirming he never had a trans patient before, I told him and he said "gosh, you'd think there'd be one closer"

He asked for details on my previous GP and said that he didn't have any notes for me
Asked what I was doing, if I was a student, what I was studying etc.
I told him I'd been suspended from uni and arrested because my blog where I post my feelings and stuff caused fear and alarm
He asked if that was to other students or the uni, I said a bit of both and told him how I hadn't even been charged, just left on bail for a year

He circled back to the tranny drugs, asked where I'm getting them and that I should know that the stuff I get isn't always legit
Tell him I know it is because of the effects (softer skin, less desire to masturbate, less ejaculate, bit of breast growth, slower hair growth, thinning of hair)

Asks about self-harm, tell him I don't do it any more, last time was in April

He says that psychiatrists around here are shit, a general psych won't do shit for me, he's going to see what he can do, try and get a specialist

It lasted around 5 minutes, the GP seemed gay, I sounded like I was close to crying and could not make eye contact, spent the whole thing looking at his desk

>>66242443
>filename

you need to go back

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Anyone watch this? I am now woke af

>>66242443
I'm sure this is genuine

>>66242443
fake and gay

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Hey lads I'm a child of muslim immigrants from london. Can I post in /brit/?

> no fap
why do people continually fall for this shite? it's as bad as astrology

>>66242348
haha show me where

>>66242506
fuck off paki

>>66242512
no fap works lad.

>>66242443
where'd this come from?

>>66242506
Statistically this poster is not white

>>66242454
Ahlhraett. nehkstt fyoo pohstts

>>66242500
Yeah mate it was brill

don't reply to me

>>66242506
i hope you dropped that shitty ideology

>>66242506
hello ashraf

>>66242443
>reddit smarter than the 'chon

lol

>>66242469
>crucially without watching porn though.

How come? I usually wank to tranny femdom

>>66242538
:3

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Papa told me that britsh and germanic are the only white is it true desu

Waiting for my epilator to charge so I can get rid of my leg hair

I let it grow out for a while, try and even out the growth cycle

Biotin really made it grow quickly, either that or Bica isn't working too well

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>>66242428
*kill all pseudo-intellectuals

fixed that for ya

>>66242545
aehl mayk syuhr nott too

>>66242500
yes, was p. decent

a few dodgy links between plot points but good; less tenuous assertions than Bitter Lake.

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>>66242428
Gas the intelligentsia, class war NOW

>>66242428
Alri Pol Pot

>>66242603
this ngl

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>>66242603
Very good

I've been seeing a lot of white muslims lately. Have we had a recent influx of Bosniaks and Turks or something? Or are these all pathetic converts?

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>>66242592

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>Why yes, I am a pseudointellectual runt who watches Adam Curtis films

>>66242659
pathetic SJW converts I imagine

>>66242675
Sounds better than it looks ;)

>>66242659
We don't all live in London, Rasheed.

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>>66242558
You mean the religion and shit.

Yeah senpai you can't have a good fry up without that haram shit.

>The Dr has got back to me about your medication and we are happy to go ahead with treatment so when would you like to book in for your test patch?
yesssssssssssssssss

>>66242659
Lots of Brits convert

>>66242700
Nope, it's chavs, the complete opposite

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adam curtis

would genuinely heem polearunt if I ever saw him haha

>liberals converting to islam

lol

>>66242659
it's probably just middle eastern immigrants who end up looking fairly white anyway

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may very well end up shagging a Finnish bird tomorrow night if I play my cards right

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WOULD YOU DELVE INTO SOME AUTUMN GINGER BEAVER, LADS????????????????????????????????

>>66242790
font

just found out the cute girl at work watches anime lads

>>66242727
>Archive footage dubbed over with Joe Rogan-tier insight

>>66242727
literally 'non sequitur': the film

>>66242806
good archive footage though

>>66242826
>non sequitur

t. went to oxbridge

>>66242803
into the bin she goes.

>Hi,

>That's great. any time this Saturday ideally but I can do Friday afternoon too.

So when do I want my laser patch test?

>>66242803
who is her favourite keion

Have you donated yet?
https://www.4chan.org/donate

Stop replying to him now lads, he's had enough attention for one day.

>>66242884
but if we keep replying he might OD on (You)'s

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>meant to text my mate slagging off our other mate
>accidentally sent it to the other mate because I'm tired and got the names confused

this is gonna be a bad'un, I can feel it

Hi lads

>>66242938
>slagging off your 'mates'

you're a shit lad, lad.

>>66242884
come now, little girl, feed your massa some more (you)s and then maybe, just maybe he'll be too tired to fedora you later when you try to have a grown up discussion

>>66242938
>getting the names of your friends confused

>>66242965
alri

>>66242965
hello Texas

>fap when cat was on the bed
>getting into it
>didn't notice it creeping up
>swats me on the dick
ah yes cats

very impressive

>>66242965
hello? haha!

FUCK OFF TEXAS! NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE!!!!

>>66242996
I come to /brit/ for these moments

finna eat me some lunch my lads

>>66242938
>having more than 1 friend
this was your first mistake

>>66242965
hi :3

Australians, why does that succulent Chinese meal guy start talking like a thespian when he's getting arrested? Is it a normal accent or a normal thing over there?

>>66243109
he's a hungarian

>>66242790
have fun m8. i shagged one of them once

>>66243610
thank you for the belated (You), now I remember why I kept the thread open

HE DOES IT FOR NO MONETARY COMPENSATION

wew