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https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrogation_scene edition
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/brit/ for Brits!
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We're all in here:

>>66161690
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Lads can anyone remember a choon where this young lad walks up to a table and starts eating a chicken leg and then he touches something in front of him and it gets all trippy
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Respectful Discussion of Cultures
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>>66161630
it's 2 different political cartoons made by the same liberal cartoonist in different election cycles
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Marxist breh reporting in
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not a fan of recycled threads
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im a gay black man

got something to say to me eh?
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>tfw no qt 3.14 syrian refugee gf to convert to christianity and marry
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Mosley
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lads
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quick

post what you're bumping right now
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NEED a Scottish gf lads
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>tfw no irn bru and a bag of chips
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>>66163794
got to do our bit for the environment lad

reusing threads cuts on post emissions
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>>66163808
yes

im glad youre gay because that means you wont reproduce and pollute the british gene pool
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>>66163818
>qt
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>>66163738
>>66163764
>haha it's pleb because I said so XD XD

fuck off.
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>>66163808
you need 2 ropes
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mosley tried to save us
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>>66163843
don't do it shel'll just leave you due to referendum
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>Nigel Farage backtracks on Donald Trump support

Dont know why the mong backed him in the first place. probably just wanted to be a contrarian haha
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>sign up to POF to message one specific girl
>she doesn't respond
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>>66163834
this thread tBh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vU7XqToZso
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>I've never truly loved anyone in my life

>not even my parents
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>>66163834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMNXWid9fnI
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The girl who filmed me on snapchat also tweeted
>anon makes my nights out
Haha they find me funny because I act like a madman when I'm smashed but they wouldn't even shag me
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I want to marry a suicidal British lad and nurse him back to health
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>>66163834
ket
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>>66163882
thanks for the source
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>>66163898
memes aside, you have to admit this looks pretty badass
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quick

post what you're posting right now
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>>66163888
funny post

>>66163902
shit post
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>>66163891
>when this comes on in the club
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wanna shag the black girl on itv
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>>66163882
Farage never said he agreed with Trump on everything
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>>66163869
it literally is pleb though

just because a film is popular doesn't mean it's good

there are plenty of films with much much better scripts but just because they don't have the budget of those hollywood films they go under the radar and plebs like you never watch them

all the more for me
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WE'RE ALL IN HERE


https://www.reddit.com/
https://www.reddit.com/
https://www.reddit.com/
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>>66163920
me last night on the right
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quick

someone call me based
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>>66163934
this thread tbH
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>>66163877
She'd be a unionist lad.

Don't want a GF that's a fan of neverendums
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>>66163869
youre the ultimate pleb
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>>66163937
>>66163937
>>66163937
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>>66163921
>>66163946

>Farage runts scurry out of the cracks to defend him

Hes literally saying. 'i didnt really support him lol'

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/oct/15/nigel-farage-backtracks-on-donald-trump-support-amid-groping-claims
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>>66163882
Farage is just dramatic
remember when he said Leave was finished as the votes where still coming in?
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>>66163824
but you already did shag her right?

should just try and monopolise her

take her out minigolfing
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>>66163876
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> replying to it
why?
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detecting very prominent racial undertones in this thread lads

a lot of unjust resentment brewing in here and I DONT like it
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>>66163943
its freakin epic
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>there are plenty of films with much much better scripts but just because they don't have the budget of those hollywood films they go under the radar and plebs like you never watch them
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>>66164015
rasheed
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>>66163988

the thing he said about not needing to fire a bullet to leave the EU also showed that desu.
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>>66163562
>I'm not a pleb, so no capeshit/anime/entry-level nonsense.
>i've seen Kidulthood
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xE5f62vPOo
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>>66164045
>MORE PEOPLE OF COLOUR

em
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the 'ween 'tume
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>>66164045
>more homosexuals

sounds good to me
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Lads, is it paedo to be involved with a 17 year old girl?

I'm 21, 22 next week.
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>>66164074
>>66164081
ffs Canada
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>>66164083
not it's FONT
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>>66163985
this groping "controversy" is such wank
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>>66164078
Mum i'd prefer to be referred to as "Oswald" from now on ta
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>>66164015
>unjust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s11n5l6tDNQ
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>>66164083
I'd do it but just not tell anyone
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>>66164074
DOXED
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>>66163927
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>>66164083
na faM you clean
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How do I get a Cockney accent girl out of my house? I invited her over for coffee and she's been here for the last 6 hours just talking and talking.
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>>66164074
alright mike
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>>66164083
no that's fine
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Was chatting with an Indian lad in the smoking area last night about how much we hate pakis

Based
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>>66164045
>discriminate the french

sounds good
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>>66164083
no, but you are a nonce
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>>66164146
>>66164116
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>>66163916
seen, good rec.

>>66163937
seen, also a good rec.

>>66163869
lmao, you're beyond saving my lad.

>>66164071
strong logic friendo
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Constructing the language of the 10th dimension by experimenting with psychedelic sacraments
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>>66163999
me on the left
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>>66163927
he he was muscular maybe
skinny = look better with shirt on
fit = look better with shirt off
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>>66164045
>Discriminate
>People in love

FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEE
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>>66164156
indians are pakis
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>>66164083
nonce
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GF is going to a club tonight haha. Ill be at home playing videogames.
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>>66164045
>Hate Happiness
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>>66164102

Im surprised Trump didnt trigger religious republicans earlier desu. He never really seemed big into religion and never emphasised it like most republican candidates
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(age / 2 )+7
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listening to radiohead lads
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>when you enter Northern England
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>>66164219
it's alright m8 I'll take good care of her don't you worry

don't wait up
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>>66164156
>rolling 20 on a bluff check
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vaping

*vapes*
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Scottish wikipedia should definately be a gimmick

https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis

>The pintle is uised tae urine an ejaculate (mak babies bi propuslin sperm). Far human beins, the pintle is seembol o sexual plaejur an lust. It is awso subject o contests atween lads ca'd "wha hae the langest?", a fause idea is that langer is the pintle greiter is the plaejur gien tae the wumman. It is scientifically provit that this is wrang.
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>>66164183
I'm going to watch 'The Infiltrator' (2016)

Looks like a pretty mediocre thriller, but just need a distraction haha. Features Walter 'When Does the Bacon Narwhal' White.
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fun fact: if you have to announce your ''gimmick'' it's not a gimmick
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>>66164236
that clearly says portugal you illiterate southern cunt

the first motorway in the UK was in the north
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>>66164251
fucking nerd
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>>66164254
Much prefer the Irish to the Scottish desu
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>>66164254
>definately
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Mosul is about to fall
>believing the ISIS meme
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>Northern Direland
>Unsanitary drinking water
>Sectarian violence
>High crime rates
>Rioting causing billions in infrastructure damage each year
>alot of gun violence
>wall splitting belfast in two like israel and palestine
>people are constantly angry
>drunkards everywhere
>streets are untidy with burnt pallets and rubble everywhere
>Belfast and Derry have highest poverty rates in the UK next to Glasgow
>Accent is like a jackhammer penetrating your cranium

3rd world shithole
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>>66164226
>Im surprised Trump didnt trigger religious republicans earlier desu.
yeah i'm tired of american politics in the brit thread now. this combined with the guy yesterday who thought hillary had nothing to do with america's foreign policy under policy
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>>66164171
very intrigued
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>>66164254
fuck sakes, you CANNOT make this shit up.
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>>66164290
>getting the reference

utter virgin GIMP
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>>66164254
>beins
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>>66164312
>america's foreign policy under policy
fascinating

don't reply to me
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>mosleyposting
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>let's post old stale jokes in our "hilarious" accent, won't that be funny?

t. scots
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Where's the lad that had a break down in front of his GF?

I want a word with him.
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>>66164312
tired of it too mate

can you just like elect someone already
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>>66164305
yeah, we're not exactly proud of it mate.....

Should cut them off hehe
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>>66164312

At least you know how it feels when every Yank decides to educate you on your country
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>>66164274
er
ok
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>>66164335
>>66164290
Guys let's play a campaign in /brit/.
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>when you enter Southern England
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>>66164361
im here
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"sugar is just temporary energy, anon"

of course it fucking is. find me an energy source that isn't temporary and you have solved the biggest problems in the modern world
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disabling my firewall to download bladerunner, don't let anyone break in while i make more coffee right?
>>66164226
the reason ted cruz - the man the charisma of a dead rat - was the last republican standing against trump in the primary is because of how badly evangelicals hated trump
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well good evening
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>>66164074
>>66164081
>>66164167
>>66164186
>>66164225
doxxed
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>>66164284
>M1
>the north

ah yes

inb4 preston bypass
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>>66164403
How does someone so beta end up with a GF in the first place?
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>>66164395
me paladin
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Average muh degenerates poster
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BABA YETU YETU ULIYE
MBINGUNI YETU YETU AMINA
BABA YETU YETU ULIYE
M JINA LAKO E LITUKUZWE
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>when you enter Southern England
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>>66164398
the belurussians are very interested in england eh
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>>66164361
What happened?
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€20
This, curry sauce, drink, and prawn crackers
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>>66164444
only coffee
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>>66164431
Preston Bypass mate
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pop a vallie i'm sleeping woo
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>>66164395
>when you enter Southern England
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>>66164395
me elf ranger
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1P-ETH-LAD is a beautiful substance
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>>66164444
really like that drugs have social stigma because if they were legal and popular they'd be as expensive as fags or a pint in a southern pub
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>>66164444
everyone over here used to abuse diazopam

back when i was a schoolboy knackers would be taking stacks of 20 that they stole off their grannies
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>>66164412
>find me an energy source that isn't temporary
Cosmic Energy
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>>66164468
>€20 for at most €5 worth of ingredients
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>>66164395
i'm a human fighter with neutral/neutral morality. i used to be a paladin but i lost my faith. can i do that as a backstory? i've never played dnd
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>>66164444
I take drugs medicinally NOT recreationally
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The Yank gf is obsessed with heritage lads, what do?
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when you enter yorkshire
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'people' thinking there is any moral distinction between alcohol and other drugs

looool

>>66164468
would demolish/10
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>>66164412
excellent banter
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>>66164480
>20 mile dual carriageway
>motorway

euros, everybody
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>>66164395
me halfling rogue
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>>66164518
what heritage
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don't get the yank rapper obsession with mandy desu

they're meant to be pretending to be hard and mandy makes you a soft cunt
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>>66164281
Impressive.

Let's see Paul Allen's gimmick.
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>>66164444
People say that alcohol's a drug. It's not a drug, it's a drink.
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>>66164431
what would you know leaf
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>>66164518
send her over to me lad
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>>66164444
the only thing I take is paracetamol if my chest acts up and I can't breath
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>>66164508
You could do that in 3rd edition.

I haven't played anything newer so I don't know if you still can.
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I think I'm big meech
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>>66164454
>G A Y

Manchester has one too. got kicked out because my mate shouted 'get off me you fucking bender' when some guy held his waist
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>>66164534
motorways dont exist in your country foy
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>welcome t'Yorkshire!
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>>66164468
could have whacked a £1 bag of chips and nuggets in the oven and had the same outcome
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>>66164539
mandy hypes me up and gets me ready for a fight, it makes me feel amazing

Not angry just ready to fucking go, idk anyone who acts like a soft cunt on yokes or mdma, most people over here love a scrap on that shite
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>>66164539
yeah weird how they talk about mdma
also a bit weird how they rap about benzos and opiates
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when you enter London
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>>66164412
look up zero point energy
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>>66164537
English/Scottish/Irish/Scandinavian

>>66164556
Nah lad, she is a good cookie.
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>favourite australian pasttime
https://is.4chan.org/wsg/1475789766229.webm
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ITT: backup dancers
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the black ex gf said she's sending her roadman cousins to m house

I'm FUCKED lads
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>>66164539
tadoe off the molly water so nigga be cool like water fore you get hit with this lava
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>>66164539
>ey bruh you got some molly?

would actually crease if a yank dared to gob this at me

would send my jaw flying at him
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>>66164544
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might go get pizza
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>>66164573

AIDS containment zone
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>>66164584
Of all the counties you could've picked to go with your picture, you went with one of the whitest?
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>>66164640
perpetuating the stereotype
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>>66164620
So just fucking everywhere then?

Never heard of a Yank muh heritaging England 2bqh
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>>66164573
kek

>>66164596
you're doing it wrong
smoking area of the local sweatbox is literally the loveliest place ever
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>>66164539
because it's only become popular there recently & pop musicians all try to stay relevant.

>>66164596
fucking savages
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when you enter the north
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might go spear a whale
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r8 the bird lads
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>>66164621
crazy to think that the country has all of that exotic wildlife, and is also almost exclusively populated by white people
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me doing deathlift
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>all aboard the 19:28 express to london euston
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>>66164685
She is an Anglophile tbqh.
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>>66164666
>northern posting "skills"
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Gimmick idea: Bring back/adopt these letters

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorn_(letter)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delta_(letter)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eng_(letter)
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>>66164582
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>>66164716
good lord, that must be unbearable
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>>66164709
hahahaha snap city bitch
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>Welcome to Devon!
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>>66164709
more like CANt
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>>66164606
>vintage motorcyles on display so the public can appreciate them
>fresh fruit for sale because the population values their health
>bargains for sale including scarves and trousers, hand tailored on site
>advertisements for entertainment going on in the city, written in various languages (all londoners speak at least 10 languages so it's not an issue)
>many small businesses set up and growing, reflecting London's business-friendly culture

don't see a problem personally
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>>66164735
>Evacuated_Highway
>motorway

hurrr
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>>66164690
"molly" has been a thing in rap since 2011/2012 if not since the 90s (sure I heard that once)
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when you enter London
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>>66164738
In what way?
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>>66164735
>filename says "highway"
FOY
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>>66164731
>Not in scots wikipedia
will not be reading
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>>66164714
>from Bradford
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>>66164757
find those yanks a bit annoying 2bqh
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>welcome to edinburgh
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>>66164750
>>66164769
I wasn't claiming canada has motorways.

And they're called autoroutes here btw
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this train terminates at Cockfosters
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>scottish "people"
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>>66164795
I like it tbqh.
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>>66164453
civ5
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How did he finish below the greens lads
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>>66164661
>pakistan
>white
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http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=457

lads
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ȝ
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>>66164806
don't respond to me then
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is it cold enough in London to warrant winter clothing
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>ey up billy where should we build our houses then
>let's just put them on flood plains that is a great idea

northerners ladies and gentlemen
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>>66164832
it's in the middle of Birmingham
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doing a POO POO PEE PE WEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>66164828
why's that pal?
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still rock hard like 5 mins after reaching crisis

is this normal?
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>all aboard the 12:42 Northern Rail service to Southport
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>>66164837
well it is for Yorkshire
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>>66164832
he lives in a paki shithole, what did you expect?
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Time to hop on the ol' Northern Rail!
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>>66164859
>london not on a flood plain

XDDDD
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>>66164871
It is like playing on easy mode.
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>welcome to london
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>>66164878
crisis
hmmmm?
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>>66164883
at least that they're white
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http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=457
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convinced that aussies cum in this

way too creamy
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remember when the North flooded and poortherners got bantered out of the thread
>>
>it's a london vs the rest of britain thread
ah yes, keep it up
>>
Just put the water in the pot noodle.

That'll be my din dins ready in 5 minutes.
>>
>>66164895
does she like you purely because you'r english?
>>
absolutely FUMING at all of this North and South bashing

As someone who was born in the South and brought up by Southerners in the North, I have to say it's all horrible.
>>
>>66164584
Is that Tower Hamlets?
>>
>JDM style cars

The hallmark of a runt
>>
>>66164946
No, but that was how I met her to begin with.
>>
>>66164890
you could have just posted their actual trains, it's just as embarrassing lmao
>>
>>66164944
runt
>>
cum farts
>>
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>>66164883
I'd rather ride that than the Official Locomotive of the so-called Northern "Power"house
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>typical poortherner
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>>66164845
3
>>
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>ey'up flower, why don' weh build t'house 'ere!
>>
might wander down the shops and buy more alcohol....
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>>66164926
its brewed in the UK you knob

the aussie advertising thing is just a gimmick
>>
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>National Express shuttle to Newcastle Airport!
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>>66164938
i do
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Time to hop on the ol' Southern Rail!

Oh wait
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>Doing sports to get more Uni credit
>Only scrawny pakis in the basketball team
>One qt White girl
>She was constantly being chatted up and followed around by the guys

Pooskins are so fucking beta

Wanted to get to know her myself but some currymuncher who literally looks like Apu with glasses wouldn't fuck off
>>
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>I pronounce says like "sayz" rather than "sez"
>>
Honda will never ever make a sports car no matter how hard they try
>>
>50% of the UK's Muslim population live in London
>50%
>>
>>66164981
Having coco pops for dessert as well.

I'm living the runt life and I'm loving it.
>>
Succ
>>
>>66164989
the absolute state of that
>>
>The English argue over trains
>The Irish kill eachother over religion
>The Scots fight eachother over heroin and football
>The welsh do absolute fuck all
>>
>>66164854
13c peak
>>
Inglis, English or Inglish (English) is a Wast Germanic leid that arose in the Anglo-Saxon kinricks o England an spread intae what wis tae become sooth-east Scotland unner the influence o the Anglian medieval kinrick o Northumbrie. Follaein the economic, political, military, scientific, cultural, an colonial influence o Great Breetain an the Unitit Kinrick frae the 18t century, via the Breetish Empire, an o the Unitit States since the mid-20t century,[1][2][3][4] it haes been widely dispersed aroond the warld, become the leadin leid o internaitional discourse, an haes acquired uise as lingua franca in mony regions.[5][6] It is widely learned as a seicont leid an uised as an offeecial leid o the European Union an mony Commonwealth kintras, as well as in mony warld organisations. It is the third maist natively spoken leid in the warld, efter Mandarin Cheenese an Spainyie.
>>
>>66165045
Your mum's in a state have you seen arrr
>>
>>66165006
>Foster's Lager is an internationally distributed Australian brand of lager.

kys
>>
>>66165020
>Newcastle
>Southern
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>>66165045
fuck off
>>
>>66165050
like and share
>>
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welcome to the republik of mancunia
>>
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Attention ladies and gentlemen, we are now landing at Manchester Airport
Please fasten your seatbelts
>>
>>66165043
are we talking about "succ" in terms of successor function the set theoretical basis for the construction of the natural numbers here?
>>
Go on

Have a word
>>
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feel like pure shit just want her back x
>>
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>>66165050
too busy being comfy
>>
I am the man that time forgot
>>
>>66165050
they're in the fields lad, with the sheep
>>
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Ahh yes, midlands rail
>>
>>66165076
>brewed in the UK
>no one in Australia goes near it

it's like saying Apple is Irish
>>
Have a post ready to go that would absolutely BTFO the Londoners, but I feel that it would be in poor taste
>>
>>66164883
What are those called
>>
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C'est une bonne journee a visiter la Paris!
>>
>>66165132
alri pete
>>
why would someone want to put part of their country down

southerners sense of loyalty is disgraceful. confirms they are rasheeds 2bph
>>
>>66165114
can guarantee they are man met students from hertfordshire or some other southern cuck factory county
>>
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>>66165050
>>
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>the infrastructure of the """"""Northern Powerhouse"""""""
>>
>>66165170
what are you on about?

this all started with yet another northerner obsessionpost about london
>>
>>66164998
good post
>>
regional differences in the UK are a spook
>>
saving myself for that special someone
>>
>>66165147
apple was invented in america. fosters was invented in australia
>>
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>>66165114
>>
Rasheeeeeeeeed, curry muncher curry muncher
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I
>>
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>>66165195
ahhhhhh
>>
>>66165209
your grandad was a spook, that's why he got lynched
>>
actually leaving it for a bit
>>
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>Yorkshire service station in about a mile folks!
>>
>>66165170
>backhandedly putting down southerners in the same post
>>
why was homosexuality so popular in british parliament/political scene of the 60's/70's
>>
>>66165170
>northerners in charge of handling the banter
>>
Love the north 2bqh lads

They are our countrymen.

Please direct all future hatred to the Scots
>>
might have a whiskey
>>
as a neutral ""midlandser"" the southerner posts are better, northerners just seem butthurt
>>
>you walk out of Luton train station
>>
This has been on my mind today for some reason. Which of these is correct:
"He did a good job of providing them work."
OR:
"He[...] provided them WITH work."

Thoughts lads?
>>
>>66165196
proofs???
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1qRsVR-3Bk choon
>>
Why is life hard guys?
>>
>>66165253
might give a fuck
>>
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me arriving at gatwick
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>>66165219
>manchestercucked4.jpg

lmao someone has an obsession
>>
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>>66165243
>here we are!
>>
>>66165246
only their sense of loyalty, not their overall ability
>>
had a weird one today. started drinking at about 3. finished up at like 7.

now im home, slightly tipsy and wondering what to do. another night on the chon with you cunts i guess.
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>I am not a Yorkshiremen
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>>66165300
>flooded
>pakis

clearly in the north, must have been a ryanair flight
>>
How can one man be so red-pilled?
https://is.4chan.org/wsg/1474625785743.webm
>>
>>66165259
As a true midlander I disagree
Bet you're from like Northamptonshire you twat
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>>66165272
No difference
>>
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>as a neutral ""midlandser""
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>>66165303

Im from manchester i just find the pictures funny.
>>
>switch gyms
>show up first day
>find my drug dealer doing inclines with the 100s
>literal junkie
>tfw ashamed of my 80s incline
>he sees me and walks up to me
>can tell he is high as fuck currently
>gives me a bro hug
>says "well bie didn't know you lifted, maybe i'll start selling you protein powder too now"
>Laughs
>start responding with "I didn't know you did either"
>he walks away mid sentence and proceeds with another set with the 110s on the incline
>never talk to him at the gym again
>>
>1 meme post about london
>spam thread with northerner memes

this damage control lol
>>
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Welcome to London!
Enjoy your stay!
>>
>>66164731
ȝha
>>
So the moral of the story is that everywhere in England is shit?

Got it
>>
>>66165402

>>66165402

>>66165402

NEW
>>
I'm a paki I come from South London I went to Oxford Uni cause I'm a dirty paki curry cunt that has no life
>>
reminder that the midlands have the most pakis of all
>>
>>66165383
>lbs

FOY
>>
http://projects.andrewwhitby.com/uk-ethnicity-map/
>>
>>66165278
French rap is so yanky
When will you get your own style

https://youtu.be/tSK9mtdLwKE
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>>66165359
nah I'm actually a southerner you northern twat
>>
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>>66165377

these stupid cunts use the same signs for years

>>66165114

i know for a fact the image i've attached is from about 2012 and yours is from last year. some wanker has these in his house.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8aBnxSXEI

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