/brit/

> Irish flag
Won't be posting in this one

nth

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Just doxxed cat yank

>>66161753
you just did lol

Did somebody say something about a bomb scare in notts? Aware me lads

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just caught this runt lads

>>66161772
the south of the US, east of texas still has plenty of white southern belles, they'd hate to get called yanks though the proper term is dixie

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china

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>these new captchas

Lads does anyone remember a choon where this young lad walks up to a table and starts eating a chicken leg and then he touches something in front of him and it gets all trippy

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karen lads

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my laptop

oh my days

"city" in scots is "ceety"

2 visitors on my OKcupid today

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>Pointless Celebrities
>Strictly Come Dancing
>New: Tipping Point Lucky Stars
>New: Meet the Parents
>New: The X-Factor
>NCIS
>New: NCIS New Orleans
>The National Lottery: T-Star Family Reunion
>8 Out of 10 Cats does Countdown
>Casualty

All in here

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>>66161872

Suicide Squad is so cringeworthy, don't waste your time

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pound euro parity edition

oh my days

who did drugs last night

whose on drugs tonight

>>66161976
>overlapping stickers
this is what triggers me the most

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the gf

>>66162046
I drank some alcy last night hehe

>>66161939
Love the way he says that

>>66162057
my sister

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the lads

any #cheeky slags in the apprentice this year lads?

>>66161998

who cares

TV is for the braindead bovine insectoid masses of unthinking worker-consumer slaves

Need a cuddle

>>66162019
Fuck off William ulsterman
>>66162046
all me

>>66162057
Bit thin for me

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>>66162046
Me.

I have some MDMA, Xanax, Ketamine, Tramadol, Codeine and DMT.

Gonna get proper fucked.

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>>66162057
Too thin, obviously deliberately restricts her calories. Binned.

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>>66161976
my laptop

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>>66162057
as nice as mine

whats a sesh?

just a bunch of mongs getting together and doing a lot of drugs in someone's basement?

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>gas the taigs lads

>>66162046
Taking some time off to really get in touch with my chakras

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>>66162135
>>66162057
mines cuter

>>66162057
VERY nice desu

>>66162135
She's so perfect it actually rolls around into the uncanny valley a bit. Like she's TOO perfect

>>66162161
wouldnt have even considered shagging this runt in secondary

>>66162125

can't smoke DMT properly
most of it seems to burn even though the flame is nowhere near the pipe
not to mention the acrid smoke

Ill lad here, what eat for dinner.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11434457


http://www.strawpoll.me/11434457


http://www.strawpoll.me/11434457

our gdp is below zero lads

Fucking hate protestant farmers, absolutely despise them

>>66162135
Oh so this is what a 10/10 face looks like

>>66162161
she's very cute

>>66162127
>heater right next to guitar
>one of those stands that take off nitro finishes
>messy as fuck room

Women are literally sub-human. Wish I was gay 2bh

>>66162135
6/10

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>>66162151

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the wife

>>66162135

her body appeals to the instinctual desires programmed by my DNA which wishes to propagate itself and is merely using me a temporary flesh host

>>66162231
ayy lmao

>>66162217
>pointed jaw

umm try again sweetie x

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>>66162140
fuck off leaf

away visiting the province lads

>>66162247
fantastic chebs

>>66162191
Try with a VaporGenie

why are these so-called "celebrities" so fucking thick lads?

Was watching the celebrity chase and they give them questions a 10 year old would find easy and they struggle with them

and the bad thing is they always let them win too as the money is going to a so-called "charity" but it's really just to enhance their already over-inflated egos and given them an even higher false sense of self worth

how are these ACTUAL runts so respected and well known?

>>66162057
>>66162127
>>66162135
>>66162161
not cartoons

For the first time in literally a month, someone else is making dinner for me

>>66162248
Interesting post, made me ponder the natural yearning in primates to pass on our genetic lineage and establish dominance over females

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would you eat this?

>>66162298
Some asian in McDonalds made mine

>>66162298
don't care

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>>66162283
what about this?

Brothers having people round so I'm staying in my room all night (no change there haha), they should be here soon

Got my food and drink supplies up here already and I'm going to stay silent so I'll be using my headphones, if I need a piss I'll have to sneak to the bog.

Wish me luck lads.

>>66162280

very few get where they are because of intelligence or hard work or even talent. they know the right people, their parents know the right people, or they've sucked off the right people.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37666392

>Dame Lowell Goddard is alleged to have said Britainhad so many paedophiles "because it has so many Asian men", according to a report in the Times.

Based Kiwi milf judge

>>66162191
Pillow method lad. Bit of green on the bottom, bit of DMT in the middle and bit of green on top.

Light the green a little then just pull through the bong to get the heat to the DMT.

evening

>>66162247
Looks a lot like my ex but my ex had even bigger tits

>>66162315
absolutely fucking vile

>>66162280
why would you think actors/singers (especially the type that would appear on an ITV game show) would be any more intelligent than the average runt off the street?

basolutely love farmers of all faiths

>>66162315
yeah probably

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gf sent a new pic

>>66162330
fuck she's even cuter in 2d

>>66162315
If they didn't use the second worse noodle cup int he world, I'd reluctantly eat it if someone bought it for me

>>66162330
near enough

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>tfw you were sniffed out of your face and the girls kept getting you in snapchat acting like a twat
>she's probably got hundreds of normies on there watching me acting like a mong

>>66162341
>say something hateful that makes absolutely no sense and has no basis in reality
>lol based!!1
Fuck off you alt right tard.

Going mad with loneliness

>>66162335
glfh

>>66162374
you got the UKIP shop?

need it for research

Who'd win in a fight
London vs the City of London?

>>66162374
better not be showing any yanks that pic or they'll be invading her face

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>>66162374
>tfw no 10/10 oxbridge alumni mathematician gf

Pot noodle and a Welsh pastie for din dins.

Might have a bowl of coco pops for dessert.

Yes, my life is grim.

>>66162335
what are your supplies la?

>>66162435
hand on hand?
London

If there was time to prepare including buying shit? City by a country mile

Can Kiwis be knighted?

I know Bruces can't

>>66162335
literal fucking autist

>>66162453
gram of coke and a litre of water

>>66162435
>8 million blacks and pakis vs 3000 Jews
Hmm

>>66162140
yes

>>66162315
W-what is that

Heads fucking fried

>>66162441
Funny thing is, she had a long-term, nerdy boyfriend at uni who she had been with for years. Then the moment she got the countdown gig she dropped him straight away and got herself a Chad to fill her with hot sperm every night.

All women are the same.

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*makes you a sandwich*

a token of our commonwealth friendship

>>66162435
City of London is rich jews

>>66162477
just remembered that rolf harris is a massive nonce

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>>66162409
Loneliness... Loneliness has a face... and you must make a friend of Loneliness. Loneliness and madness are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared.

>>66162523
ah thank i've been looking for this dot webm file

>>66162408
>Asian men from Islamic countries, particularly in South and Central Asia are disproportionately involved in paedophilia in the UK
>the UK has a lot of such migrants

Wish I had something to be at the night

>>66162523
my name chef

i wish i had a British husband tbqh

>>66162523
alri john

>United Ireland
>Scottish Independence
>Welsh cuckoldry???

DNA is basically a virus that is using us for it's own ends. it wants to pass on to a new flesh body to evolve into something better and will discard you like a piece of trash.

>>66162562
a drag queen

>>66162523
wew that looks so good
wish I could slice cheese that thin

have to wait 3 entire weeks until the next sesh with the lads

>>66162508
>tfw her financial security was up in the air she settled with a beta provider and as soon as she started getting healthy cheques she dumped him

sad!

>>66162477
Yes and no. You can't get Knight Batchelor or Knight in the ORder of the British Empire, the two most common and what people associate with "being knighted".

You can get Knight of the Garter/Thistle/Royal Victorian Order, but that's a technicality and would require you to marry royalty basically.

Otherwise your highest order is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_New_Zealand, which isn't a knighthood

>>66162566
>youtube humour

can you fuck off you literal teenager

>>66162482
i like it, should have brought a 4 pack of lager too though.

Note: Captcha was a based Avro Vulcan

>>66162523
aaaah yes, the so called 'grilled' cheese

looks p. good though.

>>66162589
wales are bro tier
fuck off norn and (((scot)))land

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business idea: hire a car in Anchorage and drive 400 miles to that abandoned thing

>>66162603
dont get it

oxo cubes

>>66162580
PARIS

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Hello is this the Strictly thread

>>66162589
Wales has never existed as an independent country
>>66162638
This Scotland an NI are both fucking scum

>>66162632
Thanks lad

Somalia
Eritrea
Niger
Chad
Mali

The five worst countries in the world.

did people do as many drugs ten years ago?

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>>66162418
Just made this

>>66162298
same la, feels fucking beautiful

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does Britain have barbecues?

might have a nap lads x

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me doing deathlifts

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>>66162507
don't care

>>66162711
yes

>>66162684
mate of mine fingered her outside a club in bray

Met two lads that came from Basingstoke who are stopping in Birmingham for the weekend to go to a vaping expo

So fucking tragic

>>66162728
that looks eejit

England
Wales
Scotland
Northern Ireland
Mali

The five best countries in the world.

only let out a tiny little grunt when i come

>>66162728
I suddenly have an urge to go get Brisket and spend the rest of my day cookin it.

Wonder why.

>>66162744
quite literally all me

>>66162808
You used eejit wrong you wop

>>66162728
>burnt on the outside raw on the inside

ah yes american cooking

>vaping expo

how
ling

>>66162823
Come on lad it's obvious one of these doesn't belong.

Scotland? Seriously?

>>66161976
>>66162130
am i missing something about lainchan? i googled it and cliked on the website and it just looks like a dead 4chan ripoff. why do these guys have stickers of it

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horrendous posts top yourselves

>>66162781
fuck me, imagine the runts in there. Govt. should really step in and clean up the gene pool.

>an unfortunate zyklon B leak at a conference in Birmingham has left 5500 'people' dead.

my name chef

>>66162676
Not yet, not yet anon. I will first work and buy a pretty house in yorkshire where me and my husband can live.

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rate my gf

>>66162823
scotland would be ok but for the scottish who are objectively the worst people in the world

should I go out and grab something real for tea or just stick with shreddies?

>>66162900
quiet literally 100% me

>>66162900
not a single one of these is me

>>66162909
should do that at mosques is what they should do

>>66162924
kinda feel bad for the gent sometimes

when did people figure out scooby was gay?

or have we always known?

why do people do that thing where they reply to like 50 posts at once? never understood it

thanks for the free (You)s though, dickhead! hahaha

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>Northern Direland
>Unsanitary drinking water
>Sectarian violence
>High crime rates
>Rioting causing billions in infrastructure damage each year
>alot of gun violence
>wall splitting belfast in two like israel and palestine
>people are constantly angry
>drunkards everywhere
>streets are untidy with burnt pallets and rubble everywhere
>Belfast and Derry have highest poverty rates in the UK next to Glasgow
>Accent is like a jackhammer penetrating your cranium

3rd world shithole

>>66162900
don't care

>>66162961
literally why

>>66162918
I live in bradford you can come live with me

>>66162964
i think most people knew at first sight but some were in denial. have you seen his halloween costumes?

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>>66162982
>Derry

think you mean Londonderry m8

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Going out for some fags, yu lads want anything?

>>66162989
he's just unhappy clearly and he still comes here even though everyones always mean to him so he clearly doesn't have many friends or anything

just don't think anyone tries to end up like that

Fit bird has requested to follow me on twitter

Panicking

I can't wait for these stupid yank elections to end.

>>66162864

Fuckik raging over this Chevy slag. I know this whore fucks loads of different men every weekend while out clubbing. I see them every weekend,I sit watching bitches like her go into the toilet cubicles every Friday night with some man she has just met. It makes my cock so hard. slut like the bitches at the club wouldn't give me the time of day,fuckin slags.
I want to shove my cockrage right up her well used cunt while panting in her chav slut face"take it bitch,this is for you you whore,fuck you bitch"as I cum.

>win 2nd world war
>70 years of economic decline relative to western world
>defeated, ruined, divided nations experience 70 years of economic success relative to neighbours

for what purpose?

>>66163046
great film

Things that should be legal but aren't:
>Abortion regardless of reason
>Euthanasia
>Cannabis
>Heroin
>Revenge porn
>Public sex
>MDMA
>Face sitting porn
>Setting mosques on fire
>Murdering muslims

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i want a gf/wife to make me a full breakfast in the mornings with love as the secret ingredient

>>66163051
but hes a paki weirdo that is now pretending to be a tranny on an anonymous nepalese goat herding board for attention

>>66163055
don't respond too soon, you'll seem desperate

>>66163070
hmm

>can literally rent a car for £15 a day

why is it so cheap lads

>>66163042
im from dundalk lol

>>66163080
tell us what happened lid

>>66163092
Haha fuck off you clueless abnormie

>>66163041
no, are they cheeky?

>>66163087
>tfw gf cant cook for shit

and her younger sister literally yearns to be a homemaker

think i bought the wrong model

>>66163081
Bizzaro Rorkesheed

>>66163081
face sitting porn is legal

>>66163036
but I'd be a burden.

Guess he preferred not to say

>bored as fuck
>only 7PM

need to sort something out for the rest of the night lads

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>tfw eugenics aren't a thing because "le big evil nazis"

Bit pissed honestly
Wouldn't've minded being somewhat attractive or average-looking

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>>66163072
It's because the West lost WW2

>>66163168
sesh?

>>66163148
to watch
not to produce

>it's a "had a mental breakdown to the gf" episode
ah yes I'm sure this won't have any future repercussions hahaha
*starts crying*

>>66163168
film m8

getting my daily dose of 'gon and 'neux lads

>>66163087
You do realize that the last time Love was used as the secret ingredient to anything was in 1948 right? 1949 is when Love went extinct.

>>66163151
all you have to do is keep the house tidy while I go to pray 5 times a day and run my corner shop

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>Abortion should be legal
>Euthanasia should be legal
>Drugs should be legal
>Unmodest sex should be legal

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with this spastic?

>>66162523
Looks tasty but what a fucking sperg way to make a grilled cheese.

>>66163188
what did you do m9

Sershlad

>>66163169
If you're ugly and eugenics existed you'd never have been born you utter runt.

>>66163173
it's quite funny how japan and germany have thrived

>>66163203
nothing christ fag

kys chrasheed

>>66163169
>being able to afford eugenics
fuck off trillionaire

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>>66163072
>>66163173
We didn't listen etc.

Fuck off Janny

>>66163203
he hasnt found god

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>>66162404
iktf

>tfw you wake up the next morning and see the gf's snaps with you in the back, jaw doing its own thing

going on the sesh lads

what should I wear?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdFw3p0O8Ds&feature=youtu.be

absolute madman

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>>66163203
t.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li8oTUdzd9c

edgy tune

>paypal closes account
>doesn't say why
>sign up with a new one in literally seconds
>continue buying shit i don't even need off ebay

N-nice security there electronic Jews.

>>66162964

most people into bodybuilding are gay

almost every "pro" bodybuilder is also a male escort or does gay porn, it's the only way they can afford the necessary $1000 of drugs per week

>>66163239
I think you just need your pre pubescent face stomped in, what a horrible opinion. Im glad not everyone is as ridiculous as you.

>>66163252
Im glad I have

>>66163269
a noose

>>66163269
burka

>>66163269
retro adidas jacket

>>66163239
fuck off murderer

dont tell me to fuck off

>>66163293
Why dosen't Nigel run for US president?

>>66163284
watching that exact father ted episode

>>66163316
fuck off

>>66163225
had a mental breakdown
started crying her and begging her to promise she'd never leave

think she got scared
fucked it desu

don't tell my man to fuck off

fuck you and fuck off

watching meet the parents

If your in favour of abortion you are fucking sick in the head

>>66163316
stay here

*puts the kettle on*

so tell me about yourself

>>66162404
>>66163261
Snapchat is one of the worst inventions ever

fucking hate it, literally a digital normoid shame chamber

and i dont have an account either so its always my cunt mates or gf being like ahahah did you see this story i made of you????? 30 people have already seen it, so funny!

>>66163234
japans economy has literally been in the dumps since the 80s and germany literally just committed demographic suicide in order to prevent the same from happening and not appear "racist"

>>66163269
skinnys and a white tee with some shoes with lights in if you have any

>>66163349
Haha good lad

>>66163130
>tfw your gfs sister is sexier and better in every way than your gf

>>66163198
Of course
Then you don't mind if I bring chad home while you're gone, it's only for girl meetings tee hee

saw jess glynne live a couple weeks ago

she's a qt

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I have this up on my bedroom wall alongside a dixie flag

http://www.strawpoll.me/11434647

>>66163360
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>>66163409
why do you have that pic copyrighted haha

>>66163375
this is why I stay in my room all the time

wish I was born in the late 70s

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>>66163249

>>66163130
trade her in haha

Checked my bank account online and panicked for a second before I remembered I took out $400 in cash yesterday so I'd swipe my card less

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>>66163341

who are some great people from history who were drug addicts?

hitler was ofc

>>66163409
Bit racialist

don't tell my nan to fuck off

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>when you see your own death 40 minutes into a k hole

>>66163442
>took out $400 in cash yesterday so I'd swipe my card less

why?

>>66163341
cannot fathom ever doing this

>>66163354
t. Pope's fuccboi

>>66163458
Amy Winehouse

>>66163458
Caesar

>>66163458
literally everyone

>>66163409
good ladeen

>Wanked 4 times a day five years ago
>Now I'm lucky if I manage one every 2 days

What the fuck lads
Am I an old man already?

>>66163168

read a book you pleb

>>66163408
she's pretty good live t bh

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>>66163435

>>66163494
which one?

>>66163501
if anything i wank more now than i did five years ago

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me at skl

>>66163458
the only reason people don't take drugs is that they can't afford them

>>66163527
Iulius

>>66163458
russell brand

Recommend me a film to watch tonight lads

I'm not a pleb, so no capeshit/anime/entry-level nonsense.

>>66163426
Frankly, that's pretty spooky F.am

>>66163072
basically our power was waning and the germans were about to conquer most of eastern europe for themselves and this would have made them much more powerful than us and our entire existence as a state would be riding on the whim of a dictator who broke every deal he ever made with us so we thought fuck it and cucked his plans and complete continental hegemony forever

>>66163470
That's about what I'll spend on drinks and gas and little things in the next 2 weeks but I have a habit of swiping away $600+ without thinking about what I've spent. Gonna try just pulling out what I can allow myself to blow so I can keep the rest put away in the bank.

Reduced my wanking to once a week.

>>66163442
>swipe
FOY

>>66163341
worm

hey brit, which gaming skill do you use the most?
1) strategy
2) mechanics
3) mouse accuracy
4) critical thinking
5) reaction speed

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>tfw no qt 3.14 syrian refugee gf

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>>66163508

>>66163442
Swiping my card like kaiba

>>66163501
nah I go through periods of extreme horniness where I wank like 3-4 times a day but at the minutes I'm going through a period where I just cant be arsed wanking

>>66163506
how are things with the girl?

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>>66163562

>>66163533
Me with the long straw

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just copped this

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>>66163562

>>66163501

I'm 28 and still regularly crack out 3-4 a day. I am a desperate sexually repressed virgin however.

>>66163626
>sydney gets fucked by an alien invasion

good, melbourne is way cooler

>>66163582
wanking

>>66163562
Kidulthood

asked me brother to pay me 20 quid because im overdrawn and the cunt said he did it and the money hasnt gone in (its been 2 days)

so fucking typical of him to not even be able to work out how to pay someone on online banking

>>66163562
here's some of my favs:
In Bruges
Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift
Any of the Bridget Jones
Pacific Rim
Kill Bill
Forrest Gump

>>66163651
pretty sure you aren't allowed to own a negro anymore

>>66163454
LEAVE ME ALONE ITALY

>>66163476
I'm a mess, lad
I can't help it
don't know what I'll do if she leaves me :/

Haha just realised in India they have a designated shitting hand.

I've never truly loved anyone in my life

not even my parents

>>66163697
howling

>>66163705
hope she leaves you

>>66163626
that is thinly-veiled capeshit, and a bad film to boot.

Jog on.

>>66163656
will investigate

>>66163670
seen

>>66163688
this has GOT to be bait. Fuck off lisicki, i'm superior to you in every conceivable way.

>>66163716
i loved 2 girls in highschool

at separate times

>>66163375
Snapchat is the most narcissistic bollocks conceivable

You have to take pictures of yourself all the fucking time because your ''story'' is deleted every 24 hours

Normies are like a different species

>>66163688
pretty pleb taste

wasn't expecting anything different from someone like you anyway

ha *scoffs*

>>66161872
>>66161872
new

In here

>>66161872
>>66161872
>>66161872
>>66161872
>>66161872

>>66163759
I know, its ME TV

A selfie a day? Kill me

The girl who filmed on snapchat also tweeted
>anon makes my nights out

Haha they find me funny because I act like a madman when I'm smashed but they wouldn't even shag me

>>66163768
>>66163781
great. an other thread wa- oh

>>66163619
well she liked my old profile picture recently but I swear it's just her being a twat. So many guys like her and she knows it and then I don't play along with her shit because I'm not a beta so she does small things to make me like her.

She needs to let me go honestly.

Will see her soon enough though.

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>>66163768
>>66163781

>>66163824
don't care

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>>66163562
Watch Bladerunner.

>>66163738
If you're in the mood for something dark and haven't seen Requiem for a Dream, it's definitely worth a watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57OYuBZ0rqE