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>tfw no syrian refugee gf
Any ideas lads?

>/brit/
>started by Bruce
>Ireland edition

so cosmopolitan

wank

>>66159460
iRish are pure scum

reality has an irish bias

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help me out lads

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dhn5zUjR-0

>tfw no qt Brazilian gf from the '70s

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>>66159460
absolutely dire edition

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me in the pic

Really not fond of the Irish tbqh.

>>66159513
Cringe

>>66159513
>it's real

bloomin' eck

There was literally a guy with Down syndrome at the club last night

>>66159513
Ahh yes very professional

>>66159509
stop going on about your face like that

>tfw redhead, freckled irish gf

>>66159535
Cut your losses and run, she's a fucking nutter.

>>66159504
jan won't be happy

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Another night doing shit all, fugg me

>>66159513
what the fuck is the Department of Australia?

>>66159535
sounds like shes got a good plan to defeat isis, why do you need help

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>>66159535

DAE the Simpsons went to shit after episode one xD

>>66159504
our custodian is going to go bonkers

>Emotional Nicola Sturgeon pledges importing thousands of migrants to Scotland

imagine hating the irish so so much lads yet you were reduced to taking your impotent rage out on a japanese anime forum at 3 in the morning on a Saturday night and have been doing so for the past 5 hours

just imagine such a pathetic existence lads

also you take it up the arse kek

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>>66159597

>>66159623
>series one
>worth watching
hmm yes very interesting
*walks off and watches season 2*

>>66159608
Nothing, it's a comedy account. Those other two are just dunces

>>66159513
That's not good banter

>>66159460
Is that the McDown clan?

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>this is an actual BBC news reporter/anchor

chaysus

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f1e_1476535376

Austria is literally Syria now

>>66159598
imagine a time before the internet/4chan
suicides rates surely have gone down

>>66159662
>good for wide middles
ah yes
howling

>>66159662
Forgot mentioning that i find this emblematic of the difference between the two countries

>>66159658
the state of this post

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Haven't eaten in 9 days lads or maybe more can't keep track

Have not moved from my bed since the day before yesterday

Stomach is in constant pain

Thoughts are slipping through my fingers when I try and focus on anything

Mind feels like tearing wet tissue paper or clouds splitting after a storm

Have had some waking dreams/hallucinations

>>66159679
Fuck off breeder scum

>>66159678
good banter

pintle is hard

>>66159545

Howling

been wearing the same pants for 3 days and they are absolute SATURATED with ballsweat

>>66159731
Why haven't you eaten

shant be responding to him

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>>66159662
>Waist: only slight taper
>its roomy waist
>good for wide middles

>>66159662
>good for wide middles
roaring with laughter right now lads

>>66159731
have a snickers lad

>>66159766
good post

>>66159742
I'd breed her wahey

just enjoyed a so called "choc ice"

Tinkle with the pintle laddies

Direland pls come back lads

>>66159731
you're a fucking stupid cunt for not taking any of the advice we've given you

>>66159731
Go sit outside a McDonalds with a sign begging for food, wanker.

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It's all fucking over

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Thinking of buying this lads

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0189G4CSC

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Seen this symbol on a few Corsas' and thought it was just some shitty chav thing they had going on. Didn't know it was actually the mother companies symbol.

>>66159840
ah yes, a British Guardian writer's insight into the US election

Jamaica? No she went of her own accord!!!

>>66159828
I went to Tesco and tried to take fruit like people here said but they said I had to pay for it

Collapsed on the way home

>>66159872
it will be people that have imported them from Ireland

>its a "having a crisis about what i want to do with my life and am i doing the right degree" episode
wahey, glad it's back for a new series

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You will not find a single UK weather woman who I would not shag.

I swear they must put "must be a certified spunk muffin" on the job listings for these positions.

>>66159872
So all the bogs here have little hoses attached to wash your arse with haha

>>66159896
go to a food bank you absolute fucking melt
the fact you collapsed means you should call an ambulance

>>66159872
actual idiot

figured this out when I was 7 years old

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>>66159683

>>66159925
it's like an unwritten rule that weather women need to be hot

do irish women have clean smooth arseholes? its for a scientific research

>>66159731
go to the hospital

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>tfw you will never convert a qt 3.14 syrian refugee to christianity and marry her

>>66159731
Go to A&E

>>66159978
>Hot

Foy

>>66159979
They are black like Argentinians

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>>66159979
no

>>66159983
>christianity
haha
*tips*

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3839451/Royal-Navy-intercept-Russian-warship-fleet-heading-English-Channel-practises-bombing-raids-near-Scotland-ahead-Syrian-mission.html

>Russian warships heading off to Syria to bomb Muslims
>sailing past our little island
>Royal Navy tries to look relevant by following them down the coast

We are such a pathetic little country.

>>66159970
Wow, I bet you're smart as fuck, mate!

Do irish people say ann-twacky or is that just a scouse thing ?

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>>66159925
she's not the best close up

>>66160049
depends
what does ann twacky mean

best blur song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1a_4CN4onA

Are you allowed to go to a hospital and say "I haven't eaten in 3 days"?

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lots of qts at the nice attack tribute

>>66159535
Wish I could vote for you lad.

>>66159979
yes, their anuses are never used

>>66160014
probably trying to reference the Tsushima debacle from way back when, bit of banter

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Reckon this wild ride has to come to an end sometime, boys

>>66159535
i dont know what it is about this girl but it seems like she's got her head on right, i like it

>>66160093
yes. they will arrest you and force-feed you for a few weeks straight

decided to stop taking drugs

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>>66159925

>>66160014
Saw a promo for a doco. on a BBC channel that followed some people through training in the RN, they made the people look like melts and it was all one big joke
Was a bit surprised

>>66160084
It means old fashioned, worn out.

I'm pretty sure its a (purposeful) mispronounciation of "antique"

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>>66160014
just looks like they're keeping an eye on them
can't really just sit there with them swimming only a mile off our cost

those ruskies must get cold on the way here
then they have to sweat their balls off in the med

If you don't drive a Corsa™ you shouldn't be allowed to vote to be honest

>>66160093
If you've collapsed they'll diagnose you with w/e malnutrition and will feed you until you're well I would imagine.

What's the story behind the anon not eating? Does he not have any money?

heading over to /s/ lads

what's the best general there? leanign towards /feet/ atm

>>66160093
if you want to be committed to a psych ward for detox/self harm. Here they'll hit you with a temporary detainment order until a judge decides if you need to be there or not.

Not a fan of argies tbqh

>>66160153
same, for like the 6th time

>>66160153
Good lad

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/pol/ finally absolutely BTFO how will drumpf recover

what do you think of armand van helden's recent tune lads

>>66160173
AM I BEING DETAINED?

>>66160203
Wonder how much they paid him

>>66160203
ye nah fuck that faggot

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>>66159683
Becoming more racist as time goes on seeing shite like this

>>66160228
yes

The only people screaming about Russia are Muslims trying to distract the West from ISIS

Russia is not a threat and never has been

>>66160203
Oh yeah, I forgot someone actually came up with pepe, he wasn't forged from the fires of Mt. Meme like ruseface

>>66160203
Why did they think pepe is nazi imagery?

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>>66160203
WE ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE

>>66160203
the fact he called it illegal leads me to believe he's rusing. does the ADL know it's a gay furry comic, and that's why his pen name is Furie?

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>The only people screaming about Russia are Muslims trying to distract the West from ISIS

>Russia is not a threat and never has been

>>66160203
Remember when /r9k/ claimed Pepe? Remember how this prompted /pol/ to turn him into the most Nazi, genocidal, racist, ancient Egyptian God they possibly could? Why do they expect that to not happen all over again by directly challenging /pol/ like that?

>>66160255
They are spastics and also Jewish

>>66160255
Because people made their own pepes doing nazi shit and supporting Trump.

The only reason they care is because of the Trump shit, since they're desperate to tie him to everything bad.

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Not even a weeb but Japanese is a beautiful language

>>66160203
>joyful
Apart from feels good, pepe was a long time associated with feels bad/suicidal befire turning smug and racist

>>66160255
Probably because of all the Nazi pepes gassing Bernie Sanders that were posted to twitter.

>>66160255
/pol/ used memes to support trump

Ergo memes are racist

The king of memes is Kek, the ancient Egyptian meme god, who looks exactly like pepe

Ergo pepe is the most racist meme of them all

>>66160217
you back in business sunshine? been a while

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>>66160255
clinton put a thing on her website calling it a trump fueled racist hate symbol

>>66159460
Don't be offensive to Irish. I'm 1/16th Irish.
CAN'T WAIT FOR ST. PADDY'S DAY! XD

>>66160167
I drive a Clio™ mate

>>66160322
English is unironically one of the most aesthetic languages there is

t. Englishman

>>66160337
i got temp banned for a perfectly fine shitpost on /ck/

>>66160172
they're all shit

>>66160322
>there lurks the skid demon
What a cracking line.

>>66160322
absolutely howling at 2

About reproduction
>A single vial of ejaculate is 2-5 mL and contains 200-400 million sperm
>Only 1 spermatazoa and one ovum is necessary for conception
>Artificial insemination is technologically possible and has been tested in-universe
>Sperm taken from males in cryostasis who were NOT immune and used in artificial insemination resulted both sexes coming to term
>Despite this, the male infants of non-immune donors still contracted the MK-virus instantly at birth and died within days
>Reasons are stated as "unknown"
>Sperm taken from Immune Male "Number 1" and used in artificial insemination resulted in identical results as non-immune donors; male infants contracted the MK-virus and died within days
>Reasons are stated as "unknown"
>However, male offspring from sexual copulation with Immune Male "Number 1" (penis in vagina) resulted in immune male infants who did not contract the MK-virus and still live
>Males are theoretically capable of ejaculation 48 times a day
>More feasibly, a male can have sex 3-5 times daily without any health issues
>Females vary wildly about likelihood of successful copulation given age, menstruation, physical/mental health etc.
>On average, under one single act of regular copulation given the partners are both fertile, the chance of becoming pregnant is a very low 2.5%
>If a couple is having regular sex daily, there is an 80% chance fertilization will occur within 1 year
>Once fertilization occurs, 90% come to full term
>Only 10% result in miscarriage, most occurring before the 1st trimester
>Of those that come to full term, 97% are healthy and have no birth defects (spina bifida, down syndrome etc.)
>It is extremely unlikely for a woman to become pregnant naturally without medical interference, however, when conception does occur it is extremely likely to survive all the way to childbirth

Why do you post here rather than brit pol?

>>66160372
when did you leave berlin? we've missed you xx

>>66160168
Doesn't have money, but also has no common sense

bought 7 second hand books at the second hand bookshop

>>66160372
need you back out of business ASAP

>>66160402
/brit/pol is too tense for me 2bh

here it's a bit calmer, and the people are more normie

My irish bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QCj6Ek-REg

>>66160402
There's enough underage poofs here, /pol/ might as well be a primary school. No thanks la

>>66160408
Good thing you told us. After all, there's no point in buying and reading books if people don't know about it so they can be informed of how smart you are.

why are women so lazy ?

don't see men going to the shop with nothing but a coat on over their pyjamas

>>66160403
went home for the weekend but going back on tuesday

getting quite good at german uesz

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school's out until tuesday bc of the hurricane so i'm reading all the chapters before class

>>66160402
britpol is shite

>>66160452
If you get dresses you need to do makeup and hair

fuck that shit

Update on my feelings about my oneitus:

So I loved her last week, like loads and loads but the sheer hatred she made me feel as clouded my vision, I don't even think she had sex with that Chad but I'll never know. This hurts me though, I can never truly trust her. What hurts more is the fact I know she likes me right now and I couldn't blame her. I'm tall, handsome and speak very well. I have many women liking me right now.

>>66160365
I concur.

>>66160402
>/pol/
>ever
>even once
nah

>>66160487
fuck off poleaboo

>>66160493
You aren't English though.

>>66160480
women wear trousers btw

>>66160495
fuck off communist

>>66160487
you're such a fucking wanker

hopeless

>he doesn't say his L's like a W

Non-Cockneys OUT

>>66160487
you are such a fucking autist jesus christ

Why do you post on 4chan /brit/pol, instead of infinite chan /brit/pol?

>>66160521
I am 3/4 English genetically. :^)

>>66160535
>women wear trousers

Lesbians maybe

>>66160555
I don't post on either

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>>66160255
because it was an attempt by the Clinton campaign to smear Trump by linking them with the /pol/tards who post pic related on twitter and stuff

>>66160563
Fuck off poleaboo

>>66160542
can you vocaroo this?

Someone post screencaps of 190s mental breakdown in the wee hours from last week.

Don't reply, just report everything he posts

2 b h

>>66160570
It's a bit funny 2bh
They made all these autismo memes in support of him and it probably damaged his campaign

NOT responding to ANY of his posts

The puffy vulva is also ideally shaped so that the tip of the male's penis can easily hook into its fold to be directed into the vagina during copulation. During copulation the male thrusts his penis into and out of the female's vagina while shifting his weight from one leg to the other in order to work his bulbus glandis into her. This locks the male's penis into the female's cervix, which undulates to stimulate his penis to erection. Erection expands the bulbus glandis and ties the two
Wolves together; thus coitus is achieved. Once coitus is achieved, the female's vaginal sphincter muscles tighten around the male's bulbus glandis to hold it firm as she pulls forward, triggering ejaculation of semen into the uterus. In the initial 30-50 seconds of the tie, the male deposits only clear semen until orgasm is achieved. During the initial 30 seconds or so of orgasm, a cloudy, somewhat thicker, sperm bearing semen is ejaculated; thus insemination is achieved. After insemination the semen returns to a clear state, but continues to pump forth until the end of the tie, which may last up to 35 minutes.

>>66160562
lazy bitch detected

>>66160493
>concur

Dislike this word
Always think it means "disagree" for some reason

Anyone else?

>>66160548
i have such little experience with girls who are actually intelligent and I like.

Like I've said, I've treated them like shit in the past but this one was different. I didn't even want sex with her, I just wanted to spend time with her...

>>66160586
alright - allwight

imagine that

shaved all my pubic hair and my cock looks a bit larger

>>66160615
I'm erect now

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>>66160563
Dr Pavel I'm CIA

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the gf just sent me this

how do i respond?

>>66160647
I thought you were in germany!!!

bit disturbed by what i saw in my subconscious last night

>>66160563
the first one, the stitching on the 2nd one is just nasty.

>>66160632
No

>tfw too intelligent for a gf

i hate the yank chad who posts about his tinder conquests on here.

gas the welsh lads

>>66160640
yeah it shows

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are pale girls like this common in britain?

>>66160665
seize her means of reproduction

>poleaboo and 190cm always seem to show up at the same time
Hmm... Really makes you think...

>>66160724
that's a dumb question

>>66160641
sometimes if I'm being lazy I'll pronounce it aw wight

>>66160724
wuld love to do a cum on that tummy desu

>>66160724
yeah

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>>66160724
take a guess

>>66160737
>dumb
foy

>tfw povvo accent
>can't pronounce 'th', drop consonants left and right, words that start in 'h' are fucked etc..
hmmm, really tickles the synapses

>>66160735
WOW THAT MUST MEAN SOMETHING.

Not like it's 6pm on a saturday meaning peak time.

idiot.

>>66160724
anorexic narcissists who are the living embodiment of cognitive dissonance with iphones in one hand and babby's first Marx in the other?

Yes they are very common, especially among ex-poly humanities departments.

>>66160724
yes

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gfs new ink

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>>66160773
Impressive.

Let's see Poleaboos response.

>>66160757
surely it should be single lines

how can it be so sploogy

>>66160773
melt

>>66160757
me in the light green

feels quite good lads

>>66160766
>cant pronounce 'th'
how the fuck not
just put your tongue against your teeth

>>66160820
weather changes things dramatically

>>66160766
you dropped your consonant

>>66160774
why cant you own an iphone and be communist?

like saying you cant be racist and live in a city with a muslim mayor

>>66160766
Do you pronounce "th" as an F?
bit annoying that

>>66160665
Explain to her that unions started with the best of intentions in a time when such action was necessary, HOWEVER, they have since devolved into only a legal means of extorting a business sometimes to the point of financial collapse for the sake of satisfying the greed of the low level unskilled laborer. You can reference the US auto manufacturer bailouts as an example.

>>66160766
>>can't pronounce 'th'

Used to say the 'Th' when I was a child but then I stopped because I was surrounded by chav spastics and now I've started saying it properly again because I learnt I was saying it wrong desu familia

>>66160836
oh does it account for clouds and shit too

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>>66160757
>Hours per year
More memetastic than "stone"

>>66160774
>to be a communist, you need to live an agrarian, austere lifestyle

ah yes

Business idea: release films on torrent as soon as they are made.

>>66160840
you cant though its hypocritical

room is a fucking pigsty lads

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>tfw no irish gf

>>66160865
yeah

>>66160831
it comes out weird, and doesn't sound the same at all. it's also too late to change it now, because, from my perspective, thought and fort are pronounced exactly the same so I end up pronouncing them both with a 'th'

janny could learn a lesson from the /vg/ janny desu, he's way more efficient and deleting threads that he doesn't like

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made supper

>>66160947
really makes you think

>>66160916
makes sense then x

>>66160840
>like saying you cant be racist and live in a city with a muslim mayor

Do the racists want to though

These commie girls wouldn't want to live in an actual communist society because they'd lose all their consumerist shite

resent anyone who makes me leave my room for any reason

>>66160945
>those chips
runtlyfe

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Ye lads talkin' abit mah burd behin' mah back?
*nods at yoo*

that's reit, aam talkin' tae ye weel 'en, explain yerself.

>>66160947
did a thought over this

where do you meet really degenerate girls?

like the girl in that finger video

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ready for my tinder date

rascally frog

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resent myself and those who created me

>>66160998
Those are fries

>>66160665
i think even hardcore ancapistani's don't have issues with non-governmental trade unions

>>66160902
3 pls

>>66161010
you're just a shit reviewbrah

>>66161011
zitto animale

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Doing a titration (and or other chemical tests).

>>66161020
yanks out

>>66161020
your mum is a fries you slag

>>66161002
Despise the Scotch race

>>66160902
i'll have the 2nd from left

>>66160476
Fuck off leftie labour blairite

gonna come up with some ridiculous character and story and play it out within the next few weeks

see how many of you mongs believe it

all yanks are chads reeeeeeeee

>>66161002
he's not even scottish m8 he's from manchester

Does anyone have the indeed entry for a 4chan janitor? Need it for /vg/ funposting

>>66161010
looks alright m8, tie is a bit much imo but it works

>>66161010
going out for nandos and a cheeky school shooting there la?

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gf is in hospital :-(

>>66161042
Titrations are incredibly comfy

>>66161042
not a fan of titrations, especially with shitty burettes

>>66161010
Alri nick

>tfw this cunt unironically blocked me

>>66161002
she's punching

imagine NOT being a centrist
how do non-blairites even get out of bed in the morning

>>66160947
i like how i've never seen a single person have a positive opinion of hillary clinton online or in real life (except for a car i saw with a hillary bumper sticker a month ago on campus). but that was it, literally just 1 car. whereas trump supporters are rabid and i see hillary for prison t-shirts on campus, bumper stickers, and signs all over the place

>>66161064
i already did it with my poleaboo character

had you all on the hook for years

even hired some random paki to take picture for me

but it's time to bring it all to an end now I'm retiring from my acting career

Fucking yes Lanzini

>>66161106
I did a titration that took like 20 minutes to set up and was taking ages to go though with a group of 3 people, and we all missed the colour change so we were told to stay behind during lunch and redo it

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>i care about the oppressed workers
>look at my phone manufactured by borderline slave labourers with a massive suicide rate

Blossoms are a good band

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>>66161119
THIS

>>66161101
she looked good with short hair 2bh

>>66161131
see you in 2 weeks mate

>me neither
>me either

is this a yankism?

>>66161152
gorgeous skull structure
would love to reproduce

>>66161144
Spastic
Did you not test run it
Then do drop by drop when approaching the trial number
You got what you deserved

>>66161177
me either is foyable

>>66161152
Her clothes are probably also made by shitty companies too

>>66161177
only ever hear me neither. without the n it requires an awkward pause or slurring

Considering becoming a lefty so I can shag lefty birds lads

>>66161173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9QTSyLwd4w

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>>66161152

>>66161069
>0161 master race are deep dicking /brit/'s waifus as we speak
haha where's aisha living these days lads

>>66161153
do do do do do do do do do do do do do
my charlemagne

>>66161211
you'll also need to become attractive and confident

>>66161211
do you know what happened to french women who slept with nazis during the occupation after the french reclaimed their government from them?

>>66161190
we didn't do a test run
and we weren't given a trial number

is trump a nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXE3Ku-mGrk

>>66161211
Lefty birds aren't attracted to lefty lads, they only use them as beta orbiters

>>66161228
>>66161152
Can't stand this
and it's not just her that does it
any leftie who claims that they are about ethics is full of shit

Starving but I can't get out of bed

>used to think brits were classy
>theyre really just white trash pill poppers
makes u think

getting my daily dose of infowars.com

>>66161283
You get your trial/test number from the test run la
You certainly WOULD NOT be allowed into my laboratory

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>>66161260

>>66161228
Rose gold is by far the worst colour 2bh, looks so cheap

Neighbour is selling a 1.2 Clio with 39k miles for £1500 lads might get it.

For first car btw, insurance is saying £1600 ;_;

>>66161282
seems unhygienic

>>66161363
>£1600 for insurance
get a C1/Aygo/107

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFQcZMGe4p0

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Alri

So many beautiful and interesting places in North America

wish I lived there

>>66161341
sorry la
it was our first titration
we weren't told to do a test run

>>66161389
He'll still get shafted if it's his first car + first year driving and he's still a teenager.

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Unironically see nothing wrong with these events depicted taking place in the near future

>manchester postcode and under 25

shan't be bothering with automobiles

>>66161425
I'm 23, I would have thought my age would help make it cheaper

>>66161403
this is really annoying to watch

>>66161403
need that southern belle in my life

>>66161403
>that one for poland

imagine having genetics like that

>>66161406
it's full of yanks though and it's too hot

I like cloudy, mildly cold weather

>>66161448
>le we are real city too
>le we don't need cars
stop excusing your manchild status and get a fucking license and a car

>>66161425
but it makes the shafting a bit better
when I was looking at insurance the C1/Aygo/107 seemed to be cheapest on insurance

>>66161461
nah

you're better off being a named driver on your mothers car

calling brits for haxball

http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~27c025db6cb1566520b4d1be29ad45171da322b5911425c538ce5d71e688f73a8&pass=1

pass: benin

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>gfs birthday in a few days
>haven't got her anything yet
>fuck all in my account

what do lads

>>66161159
>tfw too intelligent to be a radical centrist

>>66161461
>23
>£1600

fucking hell

I paid £800 for a years of insurance on my 1.6 Clio and the insurance started when I was 18

>>66161493
I have a license you knobhead.

No point in getting a car though since it costs significantly more than public transport.

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>>66161436

Waiting for the recovery truck and a random local mechanic guy pulls over asking in broken English if I need help. I say to him I have a free recovery so it's ok. He shakes his head and says "no I change faster"

Proceeds to do everything in the hot desert heat over the course of 2 hours, sweating like mad. As he finished the recovery people turn up. Useless as a chocolate hat in the sun, with no tools. At this point I'm beyond happy I didn't wait for them.

I try to give the local guy some money to say thank you and he just points to the sky and says in Arabic "give thanks to god" over and over and point blank refuses money until I force it onto him.

Blown away by that, hardly anyone back home would go out their way to help an immigrant stranded on the side of the road who doesn't speak the countries language. Yet this guy did everything he could to make sure my day improved. We spoke about how he wants to have a holiday one day, but has no money. Yet still wouldn't take mine.

If you're a local dubai/uae guy and need a recovery person, I recommend Abdul. Has his own truck, tools and is a genuine salt of the earth character who helped where most of us wouldn't

>>66161436
>tfw no art deco/stalinist NYC as a jewel of american exceptionalism in the 21st century

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>>66161486
Canada

>>66161486
>Haha yeah yanks are so bad right XD

Go fuck yourself you sheltered faggot I bet you've never even left your little island

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>all these amazing abandoned places in America

>tfw Britain is small and anything abandoned gets cleared for redevelopment

>>66161517
shan't be clicking this link

>>66161549
come to sankeys right now and let's have a scrap

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>>66161406
its glorious

>>66161551
not sure what this image is trying to convey

>>66161486
move to BC then
the Maritimes is more "english" but also MUCH colder because of the arctic currents

BC weather reminded me of Ireland/the UK and its mild all year round.

>>66161592
remember this poster statistically does not own a passport

>>66161598
>>tfw Britain is small and anything abandoned gets cleared for redevelopment

Sad isn't it
*keeps inviting hundreds of thousands of muslims and africans anyway*

>>66161436
Won't happen, Clinton will win and it'll be cold war 2: electric boogaloo

Reminder that england has the highest population density of any country in Europe (if you include total area for the Netherlands) while Wales and Scotland have pretty low population density

Why is this allowed?

>>66161598
America has shite transport links though. If you're in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere then there's fuck all to do, fuck all culture, no schools, no shops etc and no proper rail network to get around.

>tfw constipated
>tfw diarrhoea
>tfw belly ache
Feel like im fucking dying