/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

>>66155045
;_;

>>66155040
in la :)

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>>66155085
It's a shame, looked bro tier way back when

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lads

>>66155085
yeh...your jawline is not going to help passing

What is the alternative to the Barratt New Build life?

you runts make me sick to my fucking stomach tbqhwy

reckon I could snap any one of you subhumans in twain

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IMAGINE living in australia lads. IMAGINE.

I'd rather another famine over that tbqh.

don't actually mind barratt new builds

>>66155104
embarrassing

caaaarry meee
hooting and hooowwwwling

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>3:46
>just finished wanking to weight gain roleplays

>>66155123
Living in a tiny overpriced flat in the middle of a city and being a massive hipster. Spend your Audi A3 money on a fixie bike and sleeve tattoos made up videogame references and brand names.

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Do you believe in free will or fate /brit/?

I feel like I'm in between desu, like everything has been determined for us yet we can determine things ourselves.

>>66155143
would heem you the instant I see you

>>66155104
I'm going to buy some clothes off Forever21 right now to make myself feel better

>>66155119
Will you be my trans sister?

Frenchwomen belong to superior British cock.

>>66155123
death or social ostracisation

>>66155123
NEET in your parent's basement life
mandem on the postwar council estate life
public school educated mummy and daddy paid for a georgian townhouse life
foreign student in new build highrise condo life

>>66155175
just cos im also trans doesnt mean i'll like you/be your sister

>>66155105
you are just arguing about the optimal calorie surplus, not the concept of a bulk

>>66155189
Assuming that last one was you haha

Drat, now my willies gone all hard!

Now how on earth am I going to sort this all out?

>>66155202
You're not just "also trans", you're also a /brit/ poster, I'm sure we have plenty in common

Do you hate pakis?

>>66155207
sounds like you don't even know where the term came from, what it means and in fact sounds like you know jack shit about anything

>>66155104
He looks a little like Romesh Ranganathan on the left.

>>66155255
Get him lad

Kill him

>>66155232
almost, i was only on the second floor haha

just did a really nice big cummy

>>66155246
*puts my warm, moist mouth over your head*
hmmmmmm *pop* hmmmm *licks*

Can't fucking concentrate on my work. Popped some modafinil and everything. Never gonna get qualified at this rate

In a moment of weakness I paid for porn. Going to download as much as I can, then cancel my subscription. Once a little time has passed I'm going to dump it all on /s/ and /hc/.

>>66155252
>tranny on /brit/
>not a paki
mate

Reminder that Londoners would consider Poleaboo to be a Northern European albino.

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did a thing lads

https://www.reddit.com/r/transpassing/comments/57md3z/just_started_hormones_can_i_pass_took_me_a_lot_of/

>PS3 move controller
>£25 trade in
DUDE
I bought like 6 of them when they were a fiver each
ka-fucking-ching

why the increased demand now?

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thoughts on this piece?

>>66155255
literally not an argument

>>66155290
Share your user name/pw with /brit/ first

>>66155290
bad lad but then good lad

what site?

>>66155252
pakis are alright so long as they dont stink of curry.
unfortunately that is like the 1% of pakis

>>66155292
im actually irish/english mix. no paki genes at all. im pale as hell

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>paying for porn

>>66155309
>DUDE

FOY

>>66155035
post willy NAO
:3c

do eet

>>66155306
oh no

need a big pooey lmao

>>66155306
kek

Got a sore throat lads
>>66155306
kek

>>66155271
leave me be america i'm educating a person who has prehistoric advice on lifting

bulking - gomad tier shit and raw eggs in shakes like that stupid rocky film

cyan: buying friends 30k ea

Absolutely SMASHING you runts in this game

>>66155306
should have posted it elsewhere, I imagine that place is a massive hugbox where everyone says yes despite pakipoo looking like a weefy paki male

>>66155309
Playstation VR needs them

ribena isn't even gay right? is his end game becoming a lesbian?

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>>66155270
How do you go from this

>>66155325
Don't want to get in trouble

>>66155326
Girls Out West

>>66155306
C U N T

>>66155327
I'm the 1% and I hate the other 99% of pakis too

pls be my friend

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>pakis are alright

>>66155370
>I imagine that place is a massive hugbox where everyone says yes despite pakipoo looking like a weefy paki male

honestly, thats the point m8, its gonna be hilarious

>>66155183
Ah yes. Now here's a man that I like.

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>>66155306
https://www.reddit.com/r/transpassing/comments/57m135/covered_my_chest_as_requested_still_no/?st=iubbozxs&sh=61218d86

>>66155375
Didn't realise he had a lazy eye before desu
Bit weird

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>>66155375
To this

>>66155379
if you want advice on how to pass i cant help you. i litearlly put in no effort and i pass

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>>66155375
to this

>>66155372
I started to become attracted to men once I got on HRT

Whats the point of all these massive nice new blocks of flats if each one costs £400 a week for a 1 bedroom

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the gf

>>66155306
>one comment
>Rasheed

just ate 2 (two) croissants (crescent-shaped pastries)

>>66155391
that's what the paki wants though

>99% of pakis are revolting
>1% aren't but I have no sympathy because they're race traitors
they can't win

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>>66155270
>Ranganathan was raised in Horsham

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Take me out tonight
Where there's music and there's people
And they're young and alive
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I haven't got one
Anymore

Take me out tonight
Because I want to see people and I
Want to see life
Driving in your car
Oh, please don't drop me home
Because it's not my home, it's their
Home, and I'm welcome no more

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>>66155375
>>66155416

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off to my tinder date

>>66155306
>this sub
howling

>>66155306
upvote it please lads if you have leddit accounts

>>66155372
Naw he's flaming af

Except for his weird obsession with his sister and jacking off in her shoes

>>66155376
>go on their site
>look at the state of the girls

lad what the fuck

>>66155432
great baps on that

someone explain the barratt new build gimmick

>>66155453
I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED

just realised I had one bakewell tart left and made myself a tea to enjoy it properly

>>66155451
bloody hell has anyone told the army?

>>66155496
idiot

>>66155511
good lad

https://imgur.com/a/SzDGq

>>66155431
for people to live in you runt

>>66155524
????

>>66155496
fucking MORON

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>>66155507
Haven't had a dream in a long time
See, the life I've had
Can make a good man bad

So for once in my life
Let me get what I want
Lord knows, it would be the first time
Lord knows, it would be the first time

>>66155564
>people
ah yes the elite

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the gf lads

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https://www.reddit.com/r/transpassing/comments/57mduc/can_i_go_put_in_public_do_i_pass_any_criticism/

>>66155494
I know I know.
There's something of a woman next door feel 'em though.

Poleaboo takes all the shit he gets on here pretty well tbqh.

https://twitter.com/MayorofLondon/status/787306542865477633

hmm....

>>66155413
no, I just want a friend

Can't even think about passing until laser

>MERRY PIE SITS ON ROSSY BUSH'S FACE
ah yes....*unzips*

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>>66155563

>>66155563
virus do not click

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Round one over xoxo

>>66155593
if you don't build luxury flats for the elite they'll just buy middle class homes and remodel them instead

>>66155401
I'm a woman.

Sorry for letting that gimmick down a few weeks, I'll make a post a thread again.

>>66155612
okay then, ill be your friend
now what?

Forget to pay me telly liscence and now theres repomen at the door. Help us boys.

>>66155306
what a sad subreddit

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ6PV6HfX98

not liking his Scottish accent, feel offended.

>>66155563
wouldnt be opposed to putting these people in camps desu

>>66155596
fucking hell

>>66155524
>>66155572
oh right so you guys don't know either that's fine then I thought it was just me haha

>>66155649
oh christ how long ago was this done

>>66155376
>Girls Out West
>ugly white trash amateur chicks who don't shave

Looks like I've found my fetish.

>>66155606
Looks like a typical day in London

>>66155596
Fuck me lad, this subreddit is fucking hilarious. It's just a bunch of men with shite hair and sweaters.

*unsheathes meme*

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this one is proper convincing wew

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How to ruin yourself.

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>>66155606
The absolute state of London

>>66155636
Will you listen/read me bitching about my life on my blog and occasionally offer support?

poleaboo.wordpress.com

>>66155104
>he still posts here
Surprised desu. I thought that crossdressing cunt would have offed himself by now.

>>66155657
I evolved the gimmick from the kraut posting pics of barratt newbuilds

I hold the secrets but you will never know them

>>66155612
I wanted to be your friend but you never messaged me first on hearthstone and didn't want to play with me. The laser actually looks like it's kind of working if im seeing it right.

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have you ever experienced this /brit/?

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>>66155587
Love at first sight, may sound trite
But it's true, you know, I could list the detail of everything
You ever wore or said or how you stood the day
As we spent the last night on Maudlin Street
Goodbye house forever
I never stole a happy hour, around here

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These are exquisite

>>66155709
yeah I did it with your dad last night

>>66155698
The kraut started posting about barratt because of me

I hold the key

>go to presentation by uk power company
>the main presenter is a woman from scotland
she had an absolutely ghastly accent. if i was married to one I'd have probably killed her or myself within the first week.

>>66155649
Lmfao I accidentally had my speakers connected and my brother asked me if it was Nicola Sturgeon

>>66155708
I'm not good at initiating contact

What was your battletag?

>>66155634
I love French women.

>>66155671
>>>66155563
3 years

>>66155714
I look exactly like Morrissey. I mean literally doppelganger tier likeness. I was once stopped by a lad on the street just so he could tell me how much I looked like Morrissey and he shook my hand.

>>66155720
bought them once because they were on offer and they were quite disappointing

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>>66155709
I've fantasized about this happening with girls but if a guy did it to me I'd absolutely heem him.

>>66155694
So you don't want a friend you want a therapist?

Fuck off you unbearable paki twat

>>66155691
It's beyond saving now. It's a fucking travesty.

>>66155694
>reading
yay...just what i wanted on my day off
probably be easier if you just added me on steam, your id?

>>66155781
Can you still save the City of London?

>>66155767
Cute 20s Morrissey or JUST-tier middle-aged Morrissey?

>>66155725
haha his dads gay, that makes him half a poof lol

So, when are we warring Russia, lads?

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the date tonight lads

she's also a professional weightlifter

>>66155709
thankfully not

>>66155779
Friends listen to each other talk about their lives all the times, it's normal

>>66155782
Don't really use Steam, how about Battle.net?

You ever notice how many people are overweight? Like the majority of people I out and about are visibly fat.

you fucking druggo

>>66155748
Spiidee

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>>66155714
Arguably his best solo track. Good taste, lad.

Greater London is black

>>66155767
t. Stewart Lee

>>66155815
>that
>professional weightlifter
Fuck off twat

>>66155761
Thanks.

>>66155813
Never (see 'Nuclear Deterrence').

>>66155807
Well I'm in my 20s so the 20s version I guess.

Going to be staying in watching sad foriegn films tonight

Anyone got any recommendations?

>>66155453
didnt even need to see the picture or hear the song to know it was fucking morrissey

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i want to go back to 2009

>>66155794
>>66155834
You rarely come online but I'll save my next 80 gold friend quest for you

>>66155865
500 Days of Summer

>>66155829
No but I notice everyone seems to smell like shit if you stand to close to them

>>66155861
pics

>>66155829
yeah, counter-intuitively they're kind of invisible to me though

>>66155830
na im not

>>66155865
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2802154/

>>66155767
Wow, you could really exploit the similarity I imagine.

I get to see him live soon, I hope it's a good show.

>>66155606
wasnt it black history month like 3 months ago

>>66155865
Not foreign but I'd suggest the Royal Tenenbaums

Want to go on holiday to Thailand and just fuck loads of prozzies.

I'd imagine they're cheap as fuck over there.

oh fuck me how is it 4pm already?

Spend my entire day hoping for the night so I can sit alone, drink and fall asleep, I start speaking to people only to ignore them after a few days because I'm bored, the only people I want to speak to are those that ignore me.

I wish I wasn't so pathetic

>>66155918
>ywn have the third most popular show on radio norwich

>>66155949
the suns been pulling its tricks again

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>>66155937

>>66155949
8am here

>>66155949
haha there goes another day! only around 19,999 to go until you're dead waheyyy

>>66155825
dont use battlenet, i got steam and skype

>>66155970
literally me

Two people I hate most in the world are Jim Carrey and Robert Downey Jr

Biggest fucking dickheads walking the Earth

>>66155970
same desu

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>>66155984

>>66155857
Are you stupid ?

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>>66155865
Not foreign but this'll depress the shit out of you (or possibly arouse you if you're a nonce).

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would you?

>>66155989
same

>>66155847
Thank you. Although there's so much quality stuff it's hard to have bad taste.

>getting hungry
>gas hobs aren't lighting (even though gas is coming out and making my the fire on my match much larger, it's just not catching)

Fuck it, I wanted a sandwich anyway. ;_;

>>66155970
literally me lmao

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https://www.reddit.com/r/transpassing

Fucking hell

>>66155865
Goodbye Lenin.

How much coedine for a decent buzz (in mg)?

>>66155865
Watch The Hunt. It's not sad, per se, but it'll make you angrier than any other film in existence.

never give up lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vBS71LTlDs

>>66156029
runt life

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>>66155876
I want to go back to 2007. That sweet time just before everyone abandoned Bebo and Myspace and no one had an iphone. Everyone was listening to new rave and playing pro evo 6. It was fucking mental.

>>66156020
are you?

>>66156001
oh...well my Steam name is Poleaboo

Think I have avoidant personality disorder lads

>>66156068
Smartphones literally destroyed the human race.

>>66156054
Good film

>>66156046
130, cold water extract

codeine is shit and opiates are a bad idea if your life sucks

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And don't you runts ever

EVER

FORGET IT

>new rave

You fucking what?

need to stop looking at these trannies, making my head spin

>You do not currently have any Steam friends.

Only reason I installed it in the first place was because someone said they'd add me

might take a knockout dose of LSD and go to the movies by myself again

Scotland is a complete diddy country. This is coming from a man who unironically lives in Scotland and is Scottish.

Scottish media and television personalities all take themselves and Scotland so seriously. They think it's a significant nation, that it carries weight, that it deserves attention. It's a total diddy nation. Everything is shite.

It's like if a real country was a wedding reception at a majestic castle estate with champagne and all that shit, then Scotland would be a shite wedding reception at a local community centre with coloured balloons, those colour-ball lights and a DJ.

It's hard to describe if you don't live in Scotland. It's like the whole country is trying to pretend it's middle class but it's actually desperately struggling to stay above the bread line.

>>66156068
i want to go back to that time too and not waste it by being such a socially spastic loner

>>66156152
Steam is for gays anyway

@66156152
just join a trap group on steam and meet your fellow degenerates

>>66156105
jews*

Wish I could go back 2 years and accept her offer for a date.

>>66156103
i sent a requets to the sonic icon poleaboo

>>66156152
Ill add you :3

>>66156142
nu-rave

>SWANSHIT

>>66156117
Nah just wondering, feel I'll and taking cocodamol, its 10mg per recommended dose lmao, no buzz for me.

bought a flat in baltimore

>>66156207
Well yeah, but smartphones have been their greatest tool.

>>66156210
>>66156218
yay

2 whole (steam) friends!

Just came lads

Nice video of a thai girl

Made me think of thai lad and what he is up to over there

I want to go back to summer 2006. First girlfriend at 15 years old, first fumbling around trying to finger her while her dad was downstairs, just started smoking weed and every time was an absolutely amazing experience. Crazy group conversations on MSN messenger too lmao

>>66156278
morning the king

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>>66156174
Same. I could have had so much pussy if I wasn't so socially awkward. Now I'm chubby and balding.

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>>66156278
noncing kids as usual

Even the so-called "moderate" left is waking up and realising Corbyn is terrible
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37634018

Psycho killer

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

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average new build "double" bedroom

>>66156161
but you're part of a relevant strong country you melt

Teach her that in her veins flows the noblest blood, and that her womb is the font of kings. Not KANGS, mind you, but proper European princes, who crafted the West and elevated civilization from the mire of oppression to the egalitarian and libertarian republic that once brushed the Moon itself.

Be a man. Stay with her mother. Solve problems and earn a living. If her mother is a whore, you may have already failed, but all is not lost. Study psychology and education, even if only in your off time. Learn how to break a woman to harness. Learn how to manipulate, how to leverage through economic power, how to use terror as a means to control your environment and the people in it. Read the Prince, by Machiavelli.

The state may empower women, but your woman has to be able to live long enough to call the police in the event of a confrontation. So long as she knows that if things don't go as you want, you are willing to end her and to die for your principles, your woman will respect you and cleave to you, and your daughter will see what a man must be.

This is the hour of decline. But even in the darkness, there is light and hope. Be the light and the hope, and the West shall live on as it always has, through fire and slaughter and the black times of invasion and defeat. From these ashes we have always risen stronger, and taught our enemies a new meaning of "fear."

Bear the fire, and your children will see what they must do as well.

really enjoying those elsa jean ATKgf scenes

>>66156329
Fa fa fa fa
Fa fa fa fa fa fa

>>66156286
FONT

>>66156329
I have a recommendation for you
http://youtu.be/SlR9kcndmKE

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>When will people learn, not guilty DOES NOT mean innocent.
what did she mean by this?

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just fucking get me back to 2006

>>66156186
>>66156186
>>66156186
>>66156186
>>66156186

>can I please ask what you take these medications for?

Laser clinic is asking why I take Cypro and E

Should I try and fob them off with just explanations as to what the drugs do our just outright say "I'm trans"

thinking of becoming fat

everyone's saying how bad it is but then they all become fat so I'm thinking they're just trying stop realising the secret. bit smarter than they are though haha, can't wait to see the look on their faces when I hit 20st

>>66156307
Corbyn is the left-wing's Enoch Powell

>>66156329
>Qu'est-ce que c'est?
>What is it that it is?

French is retarded

>>66156406
sometimes courts get it wrong/ even though he's guilty of rape he still did something horrible?

dunno mate

>>66156286
honestly really bothers me that I never experienced shit like this

had one mate who abandoned me after he found an actual social life and I just spent all my time on forums and on msn talking to e-"friends"

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>>66156406

such a loser lads

think i might just join some shipping yoke or go abroad and live in montenegro or something

>>66156419
good reaction image tb h, I'll be having that

>>66156399
This video is not available

>>66156424
Just say you're trans. If the give you any grief go to the papers and issue legal proceedings against them for racial bigotry.

Besides, I'm sure they get plenty of trannies like yourself in.

>>66156470
>montenegro

Imagine living in a country called "nigger mountain"

>tfw you remember your first embarrassingly sloppy attempt at kissing

in the process of shaving all my pubes

what do i apply to stop it from itching afterwards?

>>66156474
Wew, rip. Probably because they're a Canadian band.

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>>66156491
Almost closed it before the end haha

>>66156406
Means he could still well have committed a rape, but the court simply cannot prove so beyond reasonable doubt

>>66156406
had to dunk my head in a bowl of ice water after consuming this post

>>66156512
ah yes, it was horrible

felt like it never really happened

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>>66156512
literally stuck my tongue in her gob and did laps of her mouth

anyone watch that victoria thing on itv

any good or it a bit girly?

>>66156482
I didn't want to say the words outright that "I'm trans" because I'd feel silly since I don't pass
So I'd rather they just connect the dots (I want facial hair removal and I'm taking estrogen)
How many cis guys come into a laser clinic to get the facial hair completely removed?

>see video on Reddit
>appears on BBC news 2 days later

Why does mainstream media even exist anymore besides as a propaganda arm for local governments?

>>66156470
Become an African warlord

>>66156491
>not tea

More like runt dad, no wonder his son died

>POOSENAL

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rate my car lads

>>66155306
jesus

>>66156512
Only ever tried once, completely missed the mouth.

>>66156546
haha don't worry lad, we all did

>>66156424
say you're trans. seriously trans people are like 30% of their clients.
Oh and make sure its an alexandrite laser. IPL is dogshit and wont work, especially on paki skin

>>66156507
sounds comfy

was in casino royale too and i bet they're all deprived as fuck, could live like a king on my bennies

>>66156458
>>66156534
But under Common Law, the accused is presumed innocent until the accuser can provide enough evidence for a jury to decide beyond reasonable doubt that the accused is guilty, so if someone is found not guilty, they are innocent.

>>66156588
>all

:/

>>66156585
>how I earned the nickname "arse kisser"

>>66156587
Well done Cunt

>>66156619
Jaysus he is disgusting

>>66156616
in theory yes

but murderers who get away with it, does that make them truly 'innocent'?

morning lads

>>66156619
absolute state of that

finally, dance music for me

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligent_dance_music

>>66156619
*stalks you*
*pisses in your ribena*
*sterilises self*

>>66156010
>fawning over celebrities
third eye is crusty mate

>>66156619
looks like if arthur suddenly became a real life human

>Everton are winning
Good lads

>>66156616
The decision of a court has no bearing on metaphysics. People are declared guilty only to be found innocent years later.

>>66156293
>morning

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>>66156678
>tfw too intelligent for intelligent dance music

>>66156619
he doesn't even look real

i dunno what it is

>>66156560
have considered going to western sahara and joining the polisario

>>66156512
The girl I kissed stuck her tongue in my mouth and went to town

>>66156665
I guess that's where the lines between law and ethics come in to play

>>66156712
baited for this exact reply, but was hoping it was a little quicker than that desu

>>66156738
>>66156619
absolute kip of this lad

could not look further from a bird, just looks like a bent paki

have we finally done it lads? have we scared the mentally deranged brown cunt off for good?

>>66156619
he looks like if apu from the Simpsons suddenly became real

>>66156772
hoping he's topped himself tbqh

>>66156738
>I have the same phone as this "person"
fuck

>>66156738
Puking anime girl dot jpg

>>66156772
I thought he posted on /r9k/

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rate my gaff lads

>>66156824
/britfeel/

>>66156739
No, while a legitimate cause there are other causes that would take highe priority.

So what the fuck is up with pakiboo?

Is he gay, noncy, tranny or what?

>>66156843
blimey are you a millionaire?
t. Londoner

>>66156470
join the foreign legion for the bants lad

stop giving it attention

FONCs

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wanna game lads? i've got crash team racing and time splitters

didn't know music could be intelligent

>>66156864
a gay tranny nonce

>>66156864
all of the above

IDM is a meme for pseuds.

>>66156843
interesting extension

clean that fucking rug /carpet

>>66156895
Didn't know Danes were human

>>66156864
all of the above

>>66156888
you're a big guy

>>66156922
that's what I told your mum

:(

>>66156904
good software

>>66156904
If you call it IDM its is. Ambient techno is pretty good imo.

>>66156864
An attention whore

>>66156928
>you're a big guy
With the greatest respect lad, UUUU.