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korean pop

>that first sip of the day

Where did it all go wrong?

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1476528995608.jpg

>The King of Jordan, Abdullah bin al-Hussein was an extra on Star Trek: Voyager

ah yes

caffeine obliterates the pineal

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>>66151060
>linking images to an imageboard

>>66151061
Would give her arsehole (asshole) a good sniff

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>>66151071
what about coffee

got really retarded last night lads

>>66151168
Potato famine

Are Nige fucking destroying Hillary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdFw3p0O8Ds

>>66151168
daily reminder that the 7/7 attacks were a falseflag attack

>>66151147
That actually happened on the night you born, you just think it was last night because you're still retarded.

>>66151147
As per usual

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Fucking hilarious watching those povvos in the last thread speculate what rich people get up to. Literally all sourced from movies and tabloids

>>66151201
Imagine if Nige was running for US president instead of Drumpf

>>66151237
Hillary would already have given up

reading timequake by kurt vonnegut and there's a bit where a guys testicles are hanging down from the rafters of a building and a policeman smacks them with a billy club

>>66151201
literally zero points made

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do most /brit/ons live in London?

na na naa na

na na naa na

hey jude

don't make it bad

take a sad so-hohohohhng
and make it better

is it legal to sell stuff on gumtree/ebay cash only?

isn't that technically untaxed?

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>Cornish nationalist movement just marched by my house

>20 people tops


They need to give up

>>66151228
of course

took me an hour and a half to do a 20 minute walk because I was acting like q spastic lmao

Liked Farage before he became a drumpf supporter

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Hmm... yes of course

>>66151282
There are about 3 max

everyone is too poor to live there

Does anyone have that liverpool football game webm where the pete postlewaite type rises?

>>66151273
You're a fucking idiot.

>>66151282
no

>>66151273
that would require an hour long seminar

her entire life is full of scandals and controversy

Well lads, back from the GP, just said I had flu + an inflamed throat

Nothing to be done except pop cocodmol & eat ice cream, got a tub of that dank peanut butter Ben and Jerry's looool

>>66151338
>all the bad things will continue

ah yes very insightful

>>66151311
Farage is a covert hyper-rorke that supports Enoch Powell and used to support National Front
(this is a good thing imo)

>>66151035
>not classic
fucking degen

>Ben and Jerry's
REDDIT

>>66151295
On Gumtree it's encouraged. On Ebay it's acceptable but you must also offer online payments as an option.

>>66151295
Ebay and Gumtree won't let you do that cos then they can't deduct their fees, you've got to pay the intermediary since they're the ones putting the buyers and sellers together. Also hmrc won't give a fuck about you selling fifa 16 for a fiver on ebay you mong

Quick lads, post your stats
Pineal gland calcification: 0.32%
Third eye openness: 99.93%
Chakra alignment: 99.65%

Whats the best screen recording software. Preferably free (free as in freedom not free beer).

>>66151295
If you don't do it professionally e.g sell your laptop or TV I don't think you have to pay tax.

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just spilt my pasta and ate it off the floor like the filthy animal i am

>>66151353
>let's not bother with the details it would take too long

trump manifesto

some of the words i typed while tripping last night

PPTTTTTTTPPPPYPPYYPEPRPPRRPPRPRPRPOTOPTPTPTOGNMNNNMHNNNGNGHNGNGJGND RIGNSUMSTRD PREPROPDPRIMUMSTRUGG PRE PREETED NAMMED

lnelnelneololonloolomnpriproprinandrumppsis (repeated infinitely when scraping through very early memories)

brrghghrhan proproprinomnmdrdrumns (these were blindingly bright superhuman warrior godlike beings, I was too afraid to be absorbed into their infinite light)

>>66151393
>Chakras

laffin

>>66151397
Hypercam

>>66151371
The things he listed in the video, fucking hell listen to it again you dimwit.

>>66151393
willy: 3 inches
bum: flat as a board
backne: 20% complete

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Me on the right

Heading back from the laser clinic
Didn't get the patch test

They couldn't find my meds on their list to check if they were photosensitive...bit weird since they're common among trans people

Anyway, they said they'd be in contact soon

what would it take for rorke to admit brexit was a mistake ?

>>66151434
Me adn my bf both on the right

Every time I get drunk I'm really horny the following day, I've already wanked twice in the last two hours and I want to do it again.

>>66151410
haven't seen this post for an extremely long time

I need to start taking drugs again

>>66151431
all generalisations about west involvement in iraq etc. stuff we've heard about every mainstream political leader

>>66151446

> ?

For you to move home you frog cunt

>>66151438
Nobody gave a fuck the last time you posted that you filthy Brown animal

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>>66151410

>>66151476
why would that be a french thing?

Thinking about doing a poo

>not posting from phone
Reddit.

>>66151473
And finiancial corruption in politics. You think these things aren't important?

>>66151470

This is a fresh one lad. I have posted some psychedelic glossolalia before, possibly in January this year.

>>66151503
another general comment levelled at all mainstream politicians with no details

>>66151497

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=french+space+before+question+mark

@66151500
Dumb phone posters are all redditors
This is a fact

Thinking about installing the pornhub app.

>female friend gets a septum piercing

o i am laffin

>>66151521
so what would it take for rorke to admit brexit was a mistake?

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>>66151500

This

Got a growing collection of chon photos on the phone

Newcastle brown 500mls are £1.05 at my local tesco. What a saturday, lads.

Where can I find videos of women masturbating while men do everyday things like watching TV or eating dinner?

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>phoneposters

ahh yes

>>66151521
it looks desu !

>>66151520
There's plenty of vids where Farage goes into fine detail, what the fuck do you want?

still have no clue what gamergate was

>>66151551
>>66151500
i hope you are out lads. can't think of anything sadder than posting from phone while still in your house

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>someone asks how I'm doing
>say OK
>I'm actually doing shit

>>66151592
it was about ethics in video games journalism

>>66151556
Nah that's nothing I got a pack of Mr Kipling bakewells for half price from Iceland earlier

>>66151583
why not post them instead ?

>>66151598
>Yeah I'm all right you?

Every single greeting

>>66151597

Yeah on the train to Waterloo bit I phonepost from home if I don't fancy booting up the old lappy

Saw the biggest runt I've ever witnessed yesterday

>two massaive ear guages
>5'10 tops
>terrible posture
>overweight
>monster energy drink in one hand
>cigarillo in the other
>bright coloured dyed hair under some meme-cap
>baggy shorts, baggy hoodie, some backpack that looked like nyan cat or something

I mean for fucks sake. How does this happen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7wRILTYiLQ

>>66151556
i found a 3/4 full lighter on the floor

>>66151592
Same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

the absolute state of britain

>>66151626
it takes like less than 10 seconds to turn on a laptop now

>>66151627
anime. Don't do it.

>>66151637
ahh yes

turks

>>66151201
wanker

british people should stay out of US politics and vice versa, nige went from being a national hero in june to being a clown now

>>66151623
Cos the one I posted was uploaded today.

>>66151648
>sign in
nah you're alright

>>66151672
so?

>>66151640
nice lad, i'm on 3/4 haha MAD

>>66151655

Yeah but it's heavy and on the ground and I have some images on my phone that I don't on my laptop

>>66151592
zoe quinn had sex with five guys for good reviews of her game

>>66151551
>not putting your 4chan folder on google drive

>>66151655
>it takes like less than 10 seconds to turn on a laptop now
maybe if you're a billionaire that can afford a laptop with an SSD

laptop manufacturers overprice them massively

>>66151697
>heavy
hello 1996

>and on the ground

put it on a table, idiot

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ah yes

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>>66151625
>what did you get up to over the weekend?

>>66151299
Kek imagine if Cornwall went independent
It'd be utter ruin

>>66151738
remembering when we were getting double dollars for our quid

>>66151716
my desktop pc goes from power button press to password screen in about 3 seconds

SSDs are great

*shits in your gob*

hmm really tickles the taste buds

>>66151625
>do this at work
>they're already out of earshot by the time I've said you
works alright, i guess.

>>66151716
haven't used a HDD since 2012

literally cannot imagine going back to that horrible performance. No idea how the human race survived for so long using fucking spinning hard drives. Dear lord.

if you shower/bathe more than once a fortnight you are unhealthy . enjoy killing off your good bacteria

>>66151776
You guys are doing it wrong, in most of those cases you shouldn't say anything. A small nod is enough.

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>>66151746
>what are your plans THIS weekend

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>>66151818
>what are your plans for the summer?

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>literally cannot imagine going back to that horrible performance. No idea how the human race survived for so long using fucking spinning hard drives. Dear lord.

Normies actually think that getting drunk and going to an earsplitting nightclub and paying £6 for a shot of vodka is "having plans for the weekend".

I don't know how normies live with themselves desu.

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Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interrnational ballbusting grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this ball busting ground ,
and men made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, waste testicle mush storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main busting facilities which hold thousands of the heaviest black weights,
With hydraulic tubes attatched to them which are then lifting up and dropped on the mens
groins, busting their balls.

Then after they were busted they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The chunks of bollock went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of litres of fleshy mush from the popped scrotums filled a large pool
There were medical facilities for the men to stop them from bleeding out.

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the gf

>>66151818
>>66151842
not much
bit of this bit of that
you getting up to much?

>>66151358
Great episode, really enjoyed it

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>Normies actually think that getting drunk and going to an earsplitting nightclub and paying £6 for a shot of vodka is "having plans for the weekend".
>I don't know how normies live with themselves desu.

Just stubbed my fucking toe

Thanks a lot you fucking brexit chavs

>>66151871
haha you know

the youge

>>66151648
>'''''britain''''''

it's english, don't include the rest of us

>>66151875
cheers la, still miffed I missed out on the acid though.

>>66151894
decent
well see you in a few months then

>>66151564
What was gamergate?

>>66151858
>not dropping a bit of MD like a right normie and holding a can of red stripe
>not going to someone's gaff with the 'lads' and smashing a bit of ket and sharing a weed.

normie life is quite fun desu (only do it ironically tho)

>>66151918
Hello réddit

drunk as hell lol I can't feel anything

>>66151927
ah yes burning my synapses off for fun, sounds like a riot

>Thai king, world's longest serving monarch, dies after 70 years on the throne
>Queen Elizabeth II is now the world's longest serving monarch

wew lads
wew

>>66151927
>ket

absolutely runtalicious

>>66151913
>>66151894
I try and embrace it, most people don't have plans for the weekends either

>I'm gonna be doing the square root of fuck all and its going to be great. Gonna have a massive lie in on Saturday and see where the weekend takes me

People respond better when you're your authentic self

>>66151912
Can't imagine acid whilst you've got the flu is very enjoyable

>check designer clothing site
>small, medium out of stock

>check cheap clothing site
>large, extra large out of stock

really makes you think

>>66151966
really fun with uppers desu, have a lot of out of body experiences. Rarely do it because I'd like a working bladder in later life.

need to do laundry, lads

>>66151648
>Those comments
HOWLING

>>66151971
nah that's what I was thinking, will I either have to do it solo now or wait for ages until friends want to do it again baka

>tfw you got pissed and got off with a qt guy on a night out
>tfw you might be gay

Quite worried desu lads

>>66151990
compensating for something eh

>>66152024
I did this a lot at uni

not even gay, but at the end of the day a hole is a hole

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wew

>>66151035
Literally worst monster, baka desu senpai.

>>66152024
I humour gay blokes far too much and have got into some pretty awkward situations with it

Find it pretty banterous desu, I'm completely straight desu

Reminder that only pakis hate poles

>>66151716
30quid for a 60GB one off amazon la'
GB parity soon

>>66151930
Gamergate was all over reddit
There are subreddits dedicated to it

>>66152107
Hello Janusz

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WAYYYYYYYY LADS! LOOK WHAT IVE JUST PICKED UP FROM THE LOCAL CO-OP

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Why does every single person in the Home Counties have this haircut?

>>66152101
What's the best one?

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the gf

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Why does every single person in the North have this haircut?

going to the football in a minute like a right LAD

>>66152170
All young white men look the same, the only thing that differs is hair and eye colour

I don't think my parcel is coming today...

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Trump has lost it

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Why does every single person in London have this haircut?

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>>66152239

>>66152239
>not getting DPD next-day delivery

loooool

>>66152257
he was never going to win anyway

dusting my room

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Are Ched

just drank a beer after brushing my teeth, not good tbqh

>>66152239
what is is?

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>>66151964

I'm pretty certain are liz will make it to 105

She will abdicate when phil dies though

>>66152318
rapist

>>66152318
Could he have made it in the Premier League?

>>66152257
he will win, calling it now

Americans are that retarded

>make an order on the 20th of September
>fucking kraut STILL hasn't shipped it

>>66152332
prefer not to say

>>66152345
Makes me appreciate my barrat new build

>>66152257
>John 15:18 "If the world hates you, know that it has hated me before it hated you."
really makes you think

>>66152345

didn't like hong kong personally

there was an estate there called the "Pak-Tin Estate" which made me laugh (packed in, like sardines)

The urge to vote for Trump comes from the same place as the urge to inject heroin or stick your willy through a glory hole in a motorway service station toilet.

>>66152318
sounds like a fucking dimlow reading some of the case details. No surprise there tbqh.

>>66152395
yeah ok
*walks off to talk to someone else*

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is having sex an achievement

>>66152407
>a glory hole in a motorway service station toilet
Are these standard in British rest stops?

>>66152407
really made me think, this

watching a doc on that yank Weiner guy hehe

>>66152428
>dimlow
hello cheltenham

>>66152442
i unlock this achievement everyday

>>66152469
you only get achievements the first time numbskull

>>66152445
no

I've been in multiple service stations and NEVER seen anything like this

Just done a very smelly poo
RUINED the toilet

>tfw the snus arrived

>>66152488
nice job responding to the right post you fucking twat

>>66152445
Never seen one desu. I reckon they'd get plastered over pretty quickly in most public bogs.
>>66152453
Watched that a few weeks ago. Absolute madman.

I think most people who've had a fair amount of trips (Say at least 100+ solid doses) find that the physicalist view on consciousness falls apart at the seams when you examine it. And if I may risk sounding even more condescending, I genuinely don't believe people who haven't tripped a fair amount are very qualified to even enter the discussion on consciousness because they're missing so much of the puzzle. You can be assured the great philosophers of the ages would have shit themselves if they had access to LSD.

"Give her the LSDick" - Descartes

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need a big batty twink bf

>>66152506
maybe you could be a bit more passive aggressive you fucking loser
it's not like i just woke up or anything

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>>66152500
>do a big poo
>it doesn't flush away

>>66152533
on paper twinks are great

but in reality they act like women /too/ much so they also emulate womens mental health problems

>>66152542
I'm hanging like a cunt tbf

reminder that they're only gay for the attention

don't give them attention

>>66152552
Who're these top slags

>>66152445
There's special places for nonces to go dogging but I can safely say I've never seen a glory hole

>>66152576
Surely they're gay for the sex?

Why else do guys have sex with other guys?

>>66151648
Who in their right mind would think kids would want to watch this. It's like a Skins reboot through the eyes of a black boys fantasy

>>66152649
i'd shag your mum

could do with a wank

want to sex the gf but i'm ill baka

playing witcher 3
not a fan of this triss bird to be quite honest with you family

>>66152644
they do take it to the extreme sometimes

>>66152622
There's a popular dogging spot near where I live and me and some of the lads went out there at the height of the dogging media sensationalism ~2010. It was Tuesday night, about 10pm and was really weird to watch. Cars were coming and going constantly. Blokes would pull in off the main road, park up, smoke a fag, realise nothing was going on that night and then drive away. Bunch of giggling teenagers probably didn't help

>>66152647
>Executive Producer: Stephané Alexandre

https://twitter.com/stephaneatweets

Some black yank christfag

gf woke me up with a blowie lads

it's going to be a good day

>>66152708
want to have sex with the soon to be gf but she's being a retard and won't

>>66152730
Would do yen right up her arse to be honest

Keira is top tho

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caught this fat runt out in the fields today lads, what do you think of him?
might use him for milking and breeding, the other runts are getting a little restless

>>66152647
Looks absolutely tragic desu

I knew a girl from Surrey, and these are the sort of gimpy black lads that attend local runt colleges. They're not super good looking ones that get admired anywhere they go and nor are they very athletic or threatening, they're forever destined for 6/10 white girls. This is just a black version of inbetweeners written from the perspective (or fantasy) of the blacks that star in it.

The entire video reeks of insecurity.

>>66152180
Normal tbqh, monster rehab is good too.

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name my band

>>66152768
VERY good taste

>>66152748
that is rape

want a gf but im ugly

>>66152269
Because they are all black.

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>>66152809
why don't you just go rape the local catholic nun you fucking mick monkey? It's all you fucking green niggers ever do

>>66152796
2 > 4 > 1 > 3 > 5

>>66152796
YYNYN

>>66152798
Just going through B&W right now family

haven't wanked in 36hrs

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>why don't you just go rape the local catholic nun you fucking mick monkey? It's all you fucking green niggers ever do

>>66151648
>college jock
>red cups

what yank fuckery is this?

This lot are clearly early-mid 20s too.

Aside from that the quality of the script & humour is pretty low, and the narrater struggles to speak properly.

tempted to just ask this girl out desu, shed almost defo say yes

just dunno what I'd do, never been on a date thing before

>>66152796
so cuck crew

internet gf is kicking things up a notch lads

shes going to get a faster connection installed

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> i'll fedora post that'll show him

>>66152863
The prroducer is a black american

>>66152832
wow calm m'dude

how many members of your family did the ra kill again?

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eh you like dags?

>>66152796
Shlomo Bad-Postureberg and the Topshop Youth

>>66152879
i fucking love this picture

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JEREMIAH WUZ A BULLFROG

WUZ A GOOD FRIEND O' MINE

>>66152790
>monster rehab
Haven't spotted this desu

I've seen: Ultra, Ripper, Original, The Doctor and Absolutely Zero

UK shops are SHITE

>>66152899
dags?

>>66152885
so she just tries to shoehorn yankisms into a British production? What a hack.

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ARE YOU READY

>>66152785
I burst out laughing at the part where he said 'none of the white kids will ever fight you'. Boy who wrote it is clearly playing out how he wished his time in school went

>>66152940
BUMNETAGOOOOOONOMNABEDA

Most runt-tier activies:

>vaping
>FOBTies
>consuming energy drinks
>eating ready-meals
>drinking carling

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need a tumblr gf

>>66152796
tranny with marfen syndrome and the runts

potato famine

>>66152938
"""""British"""""" production

>>66152981
screaming

>>66152917
>no Khaos
>no Punch
>no Ultra Red
>no Ultra Sunrise
>no Assault

oh my daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyssssssssssss blud

United States of America? Nah, not a fan.

>>66152973
just lurk about Goldsmiths mate, broken bitches like this are 10 a penny.

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need a reddit gf

playing with my wiener

>he drinks fruit flavour monster
fucking poofters

>>66153044
is it considered assault to put somebody in a bin? Would literally bin her if I saw her.

>>66153044
cute :3

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Tim

>>66153044
>christian cross is a downvote
>pillar of islam is an upvote

wtf

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How do you get motivated and stay motivated?

No meme responses allowed.

>>66153072
shes lovely

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hmm yes

russians are scum

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>broken bitches like this are 10 a penny.

>>66153102
well just reply hey again

The phrase 'I can't help it' doesn't really make any sense considering it actually means 'I can't stop myself'.

What an odd collection of words for that particular message

>>66153106
Tissemand

what are you reading

>>66149450
did you not watch the All Ireland lad? Mayo got fucked fairly hard.

>>66153102
>Leah

shit tier name

>>66153136
your post

>>66153136
your post

>>66152796
Autismo and the slags

>>66153136
my psot

hey lol

so cold lately

>>66153028
Actually have seen Khaos now that I thought about it but it's shite
Where do you live bruv

Americans who say poop and peepee need to grow the fuck up, you're not in primary school anymore for fuckssakes

>>66152946
Fucking hell, honestly I know of the EXACT types of people in this """programme""" and none of them are like are like that despite wishing they were, they're all massively insecure about white lads. I wouldn't be surprised if all of the people starring in this would kill to be white, the ones who whinge about all this stuff and act like BTEC Malcolm X's are always the most insecure

>>66153136
My textbooks

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>what are you reading

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need a 4chan gf

>>66153184
WOAH BRO

DON'T CUSS BRO

>>66153102
this is when you reply "coffee?"

is 'coz' an americanism?

>>66151035
>MOSTER
>FLAVOUR
KYS

>>66153184
You're a big poopoohead

>>66153227
nah cuz

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>>66153212
need a /cgl/ gf

>>66153212
She's 15 btw

>>66153236
'coz' as in, a shortened version of 'because'

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>>66153136
howling at posts made by delusional neo-liberal cultists

>>66153227
'cause

something called lifelog appeared on my phone and started recording how many steps i take, doing 10,000 a day it says

>>66153244
really?

let me re-examine her image to confirm this

>>66153197
I was at a house party once while I was still at school and there was one half black kid who was absolutely wasted accusing a fat bird of being racist because she wouldn't kiss him. He then started 'freestyling' in a Jamaican accent trying to do reggae. So fucking cringe

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>howling at posts made by delusional neo-liberal cultists

"colorized"
"colourised"
"colourized"
"colorised"

>>66153259
That front is NSFW it is a symbol of hate
Please delet

>>66153297
what kind of vape rig is that

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>>66153244
>implying you wouldn't inseminate these prime teen feet

>>66153271
only fatties pay attention to those things

wonder if DAK will be anything

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i'm not long for this world...

>>66153319
Looks like a piffpuff3000 triple x edition
High grade vaper right there

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>>66153368

>>66153288
Howling, always playing the race card.

Ex had this black beta orbiter who also really fancied my ex's best mate and he would send messages to my ex like 'I was gonna dance with your friend but I didn't want to get hard I ain't white I can't hide it like that'

Literal 5'6 anime autist Somalian pretending he's asap rocky, he hated being black as well. Would heem him on sight if I wanted to venture into some greater London hovel

>>66153368
what is that

>>66153212
look how sweaty she is, can smell her from here

watched a ridiculous amount of porn the last 2 days

>>66153325
terrific

>>66153368
what in the fuck is that?

>>66153449
>>66153449
>>66153449

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Just opened the window to let some of the farts out

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me getting off the train

>>66153410
Is this why Greater London is like he is?