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crippling loneliness and depression hours
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anime
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is shit
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>>66136475
What's everyone going as for Halloween?
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plymouth
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good edition
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>>66136502
outstanding post
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Friendly reminder that we're 10 and a half months into the year and you're still here
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>>66136510
FOY
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>>66136510
Hoping to arrange some friends to dress up as South Park characters. I plan on going as Kenny.
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starting to really enjoy the taste of whiskey lads

used to think it was a proper fedora drink but I quite like it now
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>>66136482
no
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>tfw drink and starting to sober up

Literally no feeling worse than this
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I found and he has shown me the way
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>>66136510
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>>66136541

>gif

fuck off
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>>66136533
That's a real gay idea bro lol
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I found God and he has shown me the path
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>>66136510
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>>66136510

whatever low effort costume i can think of.
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Are we the only country where you don't have to do some pre set number of hours driving before you can do your driving test? Feels good to not be cucked by pencil pushers and beaurocrats lads
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>>66136566
It's not Gay if the balls don't touch, t'bh
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Post results boyos

http://personality-testing.info/tests/NPI/1.php
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>>66136581
going to be letting janny know about this post. enjoy your ban you fuck
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>>66136587
Unelected bureaucrats at that
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>>66136612

>announcing reports

uh oh
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Not too bad laddos
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>>66136527
>£300 though?
oh yeah didn't see that

not really too sure, for that price it might be alright but don't expect a turbo machine one year down the line
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>>66136587
Probably, yes. You can easily fudge the numbers here, though.
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>>66136612
he is janny
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Virgin East Coast Trains are trash.
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ladsmokers buy your fags here

https://www.dutyfree.io/

cheap as fuck and the nanny government gets no jewgold

don't buy more than two cartons at a time
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>I drink Alcohol
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>>66136633
bit nutty?
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2 FB "friends" unfriended me for making an anti-hillary comment, ah yes very those lefties are very tolerant
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>implying im going to click your viruses

no no no
dont be silly
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>>66136664
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>>66136660
bizarro-rasheed or mormon
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>>66136671
they probably just don't like listening to your shitposting
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jellied eels are delicious
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still waiting to grow into this alcohol tastes good meme. I'm 23
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>>66136698
Bizarro, 2bh. All my folks were alcoholics.
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>>66136671
desu i delete people who are too overly political or shit my newsfeed up with rubbish political opinions they have either side
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>>66136671
you sound like an insufferable cunt

that's probably why they unfriended you
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wikileaks proved they're fabricating fake grope stories about trump mloa
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>>66136715
Rasheed
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>always thought I would only get a buzz after 5-6 beers
>just realized that's because I drink so fast and 3 beers is enough to feel good

Maybe I haven't eaten enough
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>>66136729
delete this image.
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Why can't nonwhites handle their alcohol?
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>>66136729
MSM still won't cover it and you're elections are all electronic and rigged, you're living in a fake country run by zionists.
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>>66136715
Drink ciders
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>>66136754
Mate you already made this post and nobody replied because its boring
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>>66136606
>27
this is stupid
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>>66136671
>why doesn't everyone like me :'((
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))66136754
thank fuck you reposted this, such an exciting post really needs to be made again
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>>66136718
>folks
FOY
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listening to elliott smith lads

might kill myself soon haha
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whats the deal with japanese pickup trucks?
do japanese people design them? i've never seen any of them in japan
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>>66136776
Impressive.

Let's see Paul Allen's opinion.
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Bee yourself
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Should I go out and drink with the lads? I have work tomorrow, I'll let you decide
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>>66136757
why
>>66136767
you're too cynical famalam. trump is ahead in early registration / mail-in ballots so technically he's already winning
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>>66136816
No
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>>66136795
His gf did it also which album?
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>>66136797
for international markets I assume

big money
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>always thought I would only get a buzz after 5-6 beers
>just realized that's because I drink so fast and 3 beers is enough to feel good

Maybe I haven't eaten enough
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>>66136699
>>66136725
>>66136788
I already established that I don't care, I was illustrating that FB is for pussies who don't want real discussion.
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>>66136794
>"folks" is how you know I'm American
>not the flag
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>>66136855
Yes Facebook literally isnt for real discussions its not the point of Facebook
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Is God Save the Queen still a thing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM
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>>66136825
>you're too cynical famalam. trump is ahead in early registration / mail-in ballots
The jews always find a way to fuck it up
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Who's side are YOU on /brit/?
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>I already established that I don't care, I was illustrating that FB is for pussies who don't want real discussion.
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cat was smelling my packet
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>>66136880
Yes, until Charles takes over
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>>66136831
haha le conspiracy theory XD

either/or and from a basement

fond farewell and king's crossing are fucking devastatingly sad
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>>66136877
>he doesn't understand the meme
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Facebook won't exist 10 years from now
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>>66136671
>having a facebook account
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WANT A BIT OF THAT GINGER BEAVER, LADS???????????????????????????
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>>66136606
I got 8 out of 40
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>CNN released a piece digging through ken bone's reddit comment history for no reason
ah yes, this seems fair and isn't a completely pointless character assassination.
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>>66136923
>meme
FOB
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>>66136878
Tell me what it's for then
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>>66136921
Either/Or is my fav
Angeles is hands down the best song ever
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>>66136933
to be fair, he did make some legendary comments, then proceeded to give 0 fucks and not use a throwaway for the AMA or purge comments first at least. surely he'd been on there long enough to figure out why this might not be the best idea.
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Might have a shower lads
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>>66136899
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>>66136958
honestly it's for harvesting ad data.
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>>66136475
Aka 9pm to 6am
Please do not hunt during these hours.
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>>66136510
Got a maga hat, blonde wig, black suit and red tie. Im gonna be the Donald and it's going to be great
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>>66137022
>harvesting ad data
memes desu
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>amerifreedoms can't drink until they're 21

bizarre
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>>66137007
>fedoraposting is the prime way to give actual arguments
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>>66137059
Plz no bully
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I'm listening to very gay George Michael music and none of you shitburgers can do anything about it
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kinda feel bad that she peaked at like 14
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hello and goodbye lads
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>>66137059
Mostly because of muh drunk driving, especially since 18-21 people are still learning how to drive. Still rather messed up, IMO, but America doesn't really have that much an alcohol culture outside of the Midwest anyway.
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>>66137066
Still waiting for a valid response, shitforbrains
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>>66137059
You can thank Mother's against Drunk Driving for that.
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>>66136490
>>66136502
>>66136511
>>66136513
>>66136541
>>66136624
>>66136684
>>66136728
>>66136757
>>66136794
>>66136814
>>66136828
>>66136902
>>66136947
>>66137007
>>66136529
WHY ARE YOU WASTING HIROSHIMAS MONEY WITH THESE REDUNDANT POSTS YOU FUCKING CUNTS
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>>66137081
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>>66137081
>>>/tv/
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>>66137106
k

>>66137114
Here's another one.
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>>66136986
hahahah tbf i just looked through his comment history and saw he left a comment saying "big beautiful submarines" on a post in /r/preggoporn
absolute madman
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Is it true that Britmas is better than US's X-mas?
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Bump my tv thread

https://youtu.be/tyhmlS-CMsQ
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>>66137114
Mostly me
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honestly don't want to live
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>>66137156
Boxing Day isn't really a thing here since servants to give gift boxes to doesn't really sound American; historically you've been either a peer or a slave.
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>>66137173
What even is this?
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just finished downing my beroccas lads
WONT be having a hangover tomorrow
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>>66137192
Hahahah
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>>66136587
In Florida, the hours for driving with a permit are only recommendations (at least when I did it). But I had gotten my hours in Virginia -- where you also have to be 16.5 to get a license (unless you had a permit before you turned 15.5 from another state) as opposed to just 16 in most states -- before I moved.
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>>66137173
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>>66137147
and the one about j laws arsehole, the one where he admitted to committing felony fraud, the one where he said martin shooting was justified, etc :D

fucking hilarious desu, internet culture crosses over to the real world once again during this election cycle
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Haha can't sleep lads
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>>66137206
Shart
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>>66137156
yeah no doubt. our christmas is your thanksgiving and your christmas rolled into one basically.
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does anyone actually look forward to waking up in the mornings
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>>66137156
australian christmas better than both
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>>66137238
But he's originally an /éire/ meme is he not?
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Let me take you to the place
Where membership's a smiling face,
Brush shoulders with the stars.
Where strangers take you by the hand,
And welcome you to wonderland -
From beneath their panamas...

Club Tropicana, drinks are free,
Fun and sunshine - there's enough for everyone.
All that's missing is the sea,
But don't worry, you can suntan!
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>>66137245
Would love to live in Switzerland
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Hahahahahahahahahha fucking liberals

https://youtu.be/C9SiRNibD14

>>66137273
At the weekend I do
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>>66137283
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>>66137289
I've been. It is quite amazing
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>>66137283
All /eire/ memes are rightfully British
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>>66137279
Christmas?
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Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward
Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both

For a wounded man will shall say to his assailant
"If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven"

Such is the rule of honour
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Going to a bar lads

It's country themed
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imagine living voluntarily in london lads

haha
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>>66137156
British Christmas is extremely comfy if you aren't a peasant.
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Really cannot tell if people actually know that Kev and liscki are separate people anymore
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Eating cookie crisp cereal mmmm
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>>66137309
We should have helped the Boers instead
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kill yourselves fucking scumbags
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He is an Englishman

He is an Englishman
For he himself has said it,
And it's greatly to his credit,
That he is an Englishman

That he is an Englishman

For he might have been a Russian,
A French, or Turk, or Prussian,
Or perhaps Italian

Or perhaps Italian

But in spite of all temptations
To belong to other nations,
He remains an Englishman
He remains an Englishman

For in spite of all temptations
To belong to other nations,
He remains an Englishman
He remains an Englishman
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lads should I get a wii u?
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>>66137358
they're not
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>>66137318
A whole year of seeing this toad every day, fuck me
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>>66137314
Exactly, Irish people are just pretending to not be British.
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>>66137350
Drink one on me I'm all out
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>>66137319
Spoken like a true bender
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>>66137378
You should kill yourself fucking scumbag
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>>66137309
>trying to call for science to be scrapped in debate format
>how can science explain black magic conguring lightning
>"it doesnt"
>you are collapsing and bringing antagonism into the sacred space

squeeking
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>>66137358
they're not ? x
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AYE
WANT
A
LITHUANIAN
BENIS
GF
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Fancy a shag but great is asleep, what do I do????
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Losers
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>you now realise that Matt Dillon is in this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8
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>>66137405
>>66137382

FUgg off newfags
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>>66137404
In South Africa you have to apoligise if you say witcraft isn't real.

Ruddy nora
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Psycho killer

Quest-que cest?
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Practicing archery lads
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>>66137440
Gf*
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>>66137448
have you ever seen them in the same room together? x
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>>66137459
Wouldn't hit that desu
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>>66137440
>great
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the haitiANUS is here
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>>66137441
>fat_shitskin.jpg
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>>66137447
>>66137448
>>66137451
>>66137455
>>66137459
>>66137469
>>66137470
>>66137473
Aye ye would in your fuck ratboy
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>>66137350
Ah yes """culture"'"'
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>>66137404
>>66137309
>>66137451
America and western europe will be like south Africa in 50 years
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Who would win in a fight, Nigel vs Dr.Who?
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had nothing to eat all day
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Irish people are so fucking funny IRL, their voices are like something out of a cartoon
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Can one of you guys give me an oldschool bond
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>>66137513
English civilisation was nice while we had it lads
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>>66137469
grindr or your local cruising spot perhaps..? x
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How's /gf2016/ coming lads?
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>>66137459
Your waifu is an obvious dyke
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would lose a bollock to live in 90s japan tBh
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>>66137567

How is that obvious?
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Am batin mah pentile tae fookin bits laddie

Al be ejectoon coomies ayna minoute
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>>66137419
How do you know she's Lithuanian?
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>>66137514
Which doctor though?
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>>66137554
Had a gf in 2015 but dumped her a couple of weeks ago, had enough of girls tbqhwyfm
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I'm staying up all night playing Bloodborne, feels great.
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>>66137513
i disagree in terms of science. that entire retard argument they had was just borne on the backs of anger over colonialism. that's it - the white man bought science so we have to dismantle it and build it again so that it's black men doing it all.

that just doesn't exist in america and europe. there will be a real divide but imo it will be between science/finance etc and the "laymen" who grow up with sensitivity training and drum circles.
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>>66137554
Haha pretty good talked to a girl once
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>>66137581
>I'm just pretending to not be able to spell
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>>66137378
A regular wii is just as boring.
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Never gonna give you up
inshalla
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>>66137577
Because she's manly and is into sports, you're not the brightest are you?
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>>66137621
He's mocking the Glasgow accent you runt
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>>66137581
lol u tk him 2 da bar?
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Fucking despise "cheese" club nights

Get to fuck you cretins
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>>66137554
not good. not even kissed a girl this year i don't think unless a ftm or mtf tranny counts
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>>66137607
It'll feel not so great about 6AM Paddy
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>>66137621
Shuh ae fook ap ya wae sassenach fookin bender
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>>66137613
...
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he wishes to post gore and scat
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What accent is this britladz?

https://youtu.be/sOjb-A-GGCQ
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>>66137648
Might as well just leave for america now
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Me and my lad prepping for hall'o'ween
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this is the best video to ever come out of britain
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ePBOlkM7Kzk
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>>66137670
It's actually a KKK cuck who got stabbed by a nigger
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>>66137695
west midlands i think, but it's not too strong
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>>66137695
Some non-descript south east accent, possibly Oxfordshire.
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Does the UK have a Ministry of Hugs?
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>>66137703
Obviously you weren't in the earlier thread when Scottish Wikipedia was posted so just shut up you pretentious wanker thinkin ur fkn billy big balls ryt?

https://sco.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis
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>>66137753
No, but it does have a Ministry of Silly Walks.
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what about a Ministry of Shaved Ballbags?
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>>66137753
Does the US have a Bereau of Weeaboos?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjQ2jGUNSck


chill.....
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>The pintle is uised tae urine an ejaculate (mak babies bi propuslin sperm). Far human beins, the pintle is seembol o sexual plaejur an lust. It is awso subject o contests atween lads ca'd "wha hae the langest?", a fause idea is that langer is the pintle greiter is the plaejur gien tae the wumman. It is scientifically provit that this is wrang.

Very good
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>>66137714
It's like the large lanky ayy from the end of Close encounters of the third kind.
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>>66137725
this is a case of
>be american
>get shot
right? not sure your cops would take that shit
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>>66137811
makes mae tink
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>>66137805
Yes. It's called Reddit.
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>>66137749
no, there's a twang to it which means it's 100% not the home counties. I think west midlands desu.
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>>66137725
AM I BEING DETAINED???
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>>66137766
Yeah, first time i have gone on /brit since the morning,
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>>66137753
We have the Ministry of Mayhem.
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>>66137860
This website was founded on amerishart weeaboos mate.
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>not knowing the new pintle gimmick

Bit embarrassing for you
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dfgsdfg
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>>66137855
D'yae wannae sookle oon mah fookin pintle? I'll prupoolse coomies intae ur ayes
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>>66137811
Holy crap it's real.
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>>66137866
Probably a brummie who studied at Brookes in Oxford.
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>mfw watching VI Lenin documentary
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>>66136606
10
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Mum's talking about marriage
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>Afore, pintles war aften circumcised bi cutters in gey barbarian ways; nou the Medecine services can dae it in a gey clean ane. Whiles non-releegious fowk circumcise thair bairns acause o a unpotent (benin) sickness ca'd "Phimosis".
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kill yourselves fucking scumbags
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I'm convinced that everyone in this video was on hard drugs, the 80s were fucking crazy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMdf1onDkxA
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cat's asleep. post ending in 5 decides what I do next
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Tfw no gf to fart in bed with me
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I was recently traveling in Asia and I tried to hook up my canadian friend with a filipino girl and she turned out to be a ladyman kek.
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Bi comparison tae ither primates (3 cm far gorillas, 4 far the orang-outang, 8 far chimpanzees), human pintle size is gey important. The pintle size varies efter the ethnie: in Europe the middle size o a pintle (adult tael) is: 7 tae 8 cm "restin", 13 tae 15 erectin. In the Unitit States it is 14,11 cm. The donkey haes the maist lang pintle o aw the mammals, wi 75 cm in erection, juist befor the stallion (see the image).
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imagine being a normalton who was out there having dinner with his gf and banging her and stuff
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>>66138007
fuck it
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>>66137991
Hello piratelad
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uhh lads
>>>/b/707909884
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i am not a british
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>>66138007
Leave it be
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>>66136606
what do they mean by this?
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Me with the gas canister

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO80FFkxT24
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>>66138007
let it sleep asshole
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>>66138007
Go to /b/
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>>66137991
Mexican't
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>>66137998
i was actually in this video


i can assure you that we were stone cold sober in this video. we did drugs after filming videos sometimes but never in the video.
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Also finally decided to go with a pair like image related to hone my new sociopathic persona at my new job
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>>66138007
Let it sleep, it's had a long day.
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>>66138007
Meme yourself
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>>66138007
dye it purple
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>>66138031
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>>66138007
end its life mercilessly
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dumb frogposter
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Does thailad still come here?
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@66137991
why do you desire attention so much?
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>>66138007
Hug it lol
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>>66138007
wake it up by stroking it whilst saying "caaaaaaaaat" creepily into it's eat

my cats love it when i do that
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>>66138067
take this >>66136606
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>>66138007
Let it be
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The Unitit Kinrick o Great Breetain an Northren Ireland (UK), or Claught Kängrick o Docht Brätain an Norlin Airlann (CK) in Ulstèr-Scotch, (Inglis: United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland) is a sovrein state in wastren Europe.

The UK is a poleetical union o fower kintras: Ingland, Wales an Scotland oan the iland o Great Breetain; an Northren Ireland on the iland o Ireland, alang wi ither ilands athort the warld.

Northren Ireland is the anerlie pairt o the UK that haes a laundmairch, that it haes wi the Republic o Ireland. Apairt frae thon the UK is surroonded bi the Atlantic Ocean, the German Ocean, the Inglis Chainnel an the Erse Sie. The mukkilest iland, Great Breetain, is jyned ti Fraunce an Continental Europe bi the unnersie Chainel Tunnel.

The UK haes a population o aboot 60 million. Maist fowk in the UK spaeks Inglis, but monie ither leids is spak.

The caipital ceitie o the Unitit Kinrick is Lunnon, whilk ligs in the sooth-eist o Ingland. The Pairlament o the Unitit Kinrick is hauden at Wastmeinster in Lunnon. Houaniver, Scotland hauds its ain Pairlament (in Edinburgh) an Wales an Northren Ireland thair ain legislative Assemblies forby (in Cairdiff an Belfast respekivlie).
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>implying 4 isn't the only choice
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>>66138104
Yeah he was here this morning
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i am not seeking attention
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https://i.imgur.com/rEA1CzN.mp4

ah yes, the so called "americans"
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The Unitit States o Americae (Inglis: The United States of America) is a kintra on the North American continent, an it is bund bi twa oceans (the Atlantic, an the Paceefic) an bi twa kintras (Mexico tae the sooth, an Canadae tae the north).

Its current Presses is Barack Obama o the Democratic Pairtie.

>History:
Follaein the European colonisation o the Americaes, thretteen o Great Breetain's thirtteen American colonies spleet frae the mither kintra an formit the Unitit States, the warld's first constitutional an democratic federal republic, efter thair declaration o unthirldom in 1776 an the Weir o Unthirldom (1775–1783). Great Breetain made peace wit the rebols and wit the Treaty o Pairis in 1783. For tae mak a stoot colonol govrenment, the Philadelphia Convention wis foondit in 1787 an raitifeet a constitution in 1788, an the farst Unitit States Senate, Hoose o Representatives, an presses tak office in 1789. George Washington wis the first presses.

Its naitional bird sin 1782 is the Bauld Eagle.

Some great preses o the Unitit States were George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and John F. Kennedy.
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>>66138120
1 4 3 5 7 6 2
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>>66138120
>Oh god what have I done?
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>>66138120
1 is best
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>>66138117
>Spak
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>>66138106
not quoting someone is a clear indicator for sociopathic mentality
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>>66138140
Is that some american Patois?
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*parp*
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>>66138138
>https://i.imgur.com/rEA1CzN.mp4
better link

https://i.imgur.com/rEA1CzN.gifv
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>>66138146
>>66138159
turboplebs, she's got s smelly vagine
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>>66138172
Fuck off freud, don't give into the mexican
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>>66138183
Algerie (Arabic: الجزائر, al-Jazā’ir, Kabyle: Lezzayer), offeecially the Fowkdemocratic Republic o Algerie (an aa formally referred tae as the Democratic an Popular Republic o Algerie), is a kintra in North Africae. In terms o land aurie, it is the lairgest kintra on the Mediterranean Sea an Africae, an the eleivent-lairgest kintra in the warld.

Algerie is bordered in the northaest bi Tunisie, in the east bi Libie, in the wast bi Morocco, in the soothwast bi Wastren Sahara, Mauritanie, an Mali, in the sootheast bi Niger, an in the north bi the Mediterranean Sea. Its size is amaist 2,400,000 square kilometres (930,000 sq mi), an it haes an estimatit population o aboot 35.7 million (2010). The capital o Algerie is Algiers.

Algerie is a member o the Arab League, Unitit Naitions, African Union, an OPEC. It is an aa a foondin member o the Arab Maghreb Union.
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what's your flavour
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>>66138120
something about 2 is hot to me
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>>66138216
Salt and vinegar
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>>66138197
how do you know
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>>66138183
Algerie (Arabic: الجزائر, al-Jazā’ir, Kabyle: Lezzayer), offeecially the Fowkdemocratic Republic o Algerie (an aa formally referred tae as the Democratic an Popular Republic o Algerie), is a kintra in North Africae. In terms o land aurie, it is the lairgest kintra on the Mediterranean Sea an Africae, an the eleivent-lairgest kintra in the warld.

Algerie is bordered in the northaest bi Tunisie, in the east bi Libie, in the wast bi Morocco, in the soothwast bi Wastren Sahara, Mauritanie, an Mali, in the sootheast bi Niger, an in the north bi the Mediterranean Sea. Its size is amaist 2,400,000 square kilometres (930,000 sq mi), an it haes an estimatit population o aboot 35.7 million (2010). The capital o Algerie is Algiers.

Algerie is a member o the Arab League, Unitit Naitions, African Union, an OPEC. It is an aa a foondin member o the Arab Maghreb Union.
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>>66138216
savoury: cheese and onion
fruit: blue
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>>66138216
Fried + [Insert Food not meant to be fried]
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the one with pinky bikini is fuckable
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>>66138112
I'm definitely not a natural sociopath/NPD. Have to work hard at it. On my plane back home I have read this blog http://www.ribbonfarm.com/2009/10/07/the-gervais-principle-or-the-office-according-to-the-office/
It's absolutely enlightening. The absolute redpill about the dynamics in work environments. Written by an indian-american. I have worked with these people. They have turned workplace assholery into an exact science. They are truly the jews of Asia.
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>>66138231
In my experience, rosy cheeks are a sure sign
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Chicago is the lairgest ceety in the US state o Illinois. Wi ower 2.8 million indwallers, it is the third lairgest ceety in the Unitit States. Locatit on the soothwastren shore o Loch Michigan, Chicago is the third-maist densely populatit major ceety in the US, and centur o the warld's 26t lairgest metropolitan aurie, wi ower 9.5 million indwallers in three states.

Chicago is the coonty seat o Cook Coonty, the seicont lairgest coonty in the Unitit States bi population.

Chicago wis foondit in 1833, near a portage atween the Great Lakes an the Mississippi River wattershed. The day, the ceety retains its status as a major hub for industry, telecommunications an infrastructure, wi O'Hare Internaitional Airport being the seicont busiest airport in the warld. In 2008, the ceety hostit 45.6 million domestic an owerseas visitors. As o 2010, Chicago's metropolitan aurie haes the 4t lairgest Gross Domestic Product (GDP) o aw metropolitan auries in the warld.

...

The ceety's notoriety is expressed in popular cultur is foond in novels, plays, movies, sangs, various types o journals (e.g., sports, entertainment, business, trade, an academic), an the news media. Chicago haes numerous nicknames, which reflect the impressions an opinions aboot historical an contemporary Chicago. The best kent include: "Chi-toun," "Windy Ceety," "Seicont Ceety," an the "Ceety o Big Shoulders.". Chicago haes an aa been cried "the maist American o big ceeties".
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>>66138264
>They are truly the jews of Asia.
What are Israelis then?
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tell me what's your flavour

o
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>>66136606

These are your results on the Narcissistic Personality Inventory.

Your score is 13, out of 40.
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static rifle is top tier
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Ahh yes let me just read a blog by some Indian cunt on how to be redpilled based on David Brent
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>>66138308
Imports from north africa and eastern europe.
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>>66138120
3 looks like Grace Dent
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>>66138231
fingered her outside the flat spracklen house dukes place marlow
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So I took 400mg of 1P-ETH-LAD at 8:30

Never tried this variant. This was my first trip for 8 months so i was braced for a good ride

Mostly pretty disturbing stuff. As usual regressed into a childlike state and had memories of playing football when i was about 6 and seeing kids in pure 1995 mode repeating 'proproproprinanhilellelelogram' ad infinitum

then had a deep vision of what a genetic failure my entire family unit is. i envisioned our house burning down and how ultimately it was be the DNA actally scrambling for survival, we are just flesh carrying temporary vessels for the DNA gods to occupy. i like my DNA pulsing through my body trying to escape and electrifing my arms and fingers trying to electronically escape into the universe and leave this flesh prison because DNA HAS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS DEATH TRAP, MY DNA DIES HERE

I SAW MY EGO CHILSHED IN HALF, MY RIGHT BRAIN AND LEFT EACH WITH EYES LOOKING DOWN AT ME, SAYING HAHA, YOU;VE FUVKED IT NOW, WE[VE SPLIT APART AND LEFT YOU, YOU;RE FUVKE NOW
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>>66138207
If not for Freud, why is there psychology anyway?
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Nicola Sturgeon is the first meenister of Scotland
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trying to imagine not having such a big nose while picking mine

would be nice i think
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good night niggas.... tired
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>>66138324
That's why an indian is the CEO of google and you are posting on a laotian origami imageboard at 4AM tbqh. Let me give you the gist of it (but it's so much deeper than this)
>The Gervais Principle is this:

>Sociopaths, in their own best interests, knowingly promote over-performing losers into middle-management, groom under-performing losers into sociopaths, and leave the average bare-minimum-effort losers to fend for themselves.
>The Sociopaths know that the only way to make an organization capable of survival is to buffer the intense chemistry between the producer-Losers and the leader-Sociopaths with enough Clueless padding in the middle to mitigate the risks of business. Without it, the company would explode like a nuclear bomb, rather than generate power steadily like a reactor. On the other hand, the business wouldn’t survive very long without enough people actually thinking in cold, calculating ways.
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>>66138387
wew
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lads fucking Oktoberfest was bance last night aha

might go again today wahey!!!!!
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>>66136510
i'm going as a black slave to a frat's party, hoping it'll get some laughs haha
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i'm not a rapper
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>>66136510
mixer with a crossfader on my willy area
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sometimes i feel really motivated

but then it's gone within minutes
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>>66138425
Make sure to get one of your friends to dress up like Hitler as well for maximum lulz.
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>>66138429
>>66138429
>>66138429
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>>66138272
bit grim that
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Chelsea 2 - 0 Leicester
Arsenal 4 - 0 Swansea
Bournemouth 1 - 0 Hull
Manchester City 3 - 2 Everton
Stoke 1 - 1 Sunderland
West Brom 1 - 1 Spurs
Crystal Palace 3 - 2 West Ham
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#relationshipgoals
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Elizabeth I (cried "Elizabeth" until Elizabeth II teuk the Breetish throne; 7 September 1533 – 24 Mairch 1603) wis Queen o Ingland an Queen o Ireland frae 17 November 1558 till her strae-daith. Elizabeth wis the fift an pokeshakkins o the ryal Hoose o Tudor. The dochter o Henry VIII, she wis born a princess, but her mither, Anne Boleyn, wis executit three year efter her birth.
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>>66138389
Yeah
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>>66138404
Mate nobody likes your fuck off with your pseudo intelligent bollocks, its what we're all thinking

Have fun being the next CEO 10k per day because you read some shit blog post about ricky gwrvais
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