/desi/: Surgical Strike Edition

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>>66100975
Hi :)

Was there a Navratri/Dussehra thread? Didn't see one.

>>66100957
What about us

>>66100957
?
Pakistan is SAARC and so is Afghanistan

>>66101248
He probably doesn't know about SEA having Indian influence in culture. Of course you should be invited.

I hear you put pandan leaf in puttu. What does the leaf taste like? Sweet?

>>66101274
They're uninvited

>>66101248
Are you friendly?

>>66101235
Yes

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>>66101399
> Yes
Belated Shubh Vijayadashami then!

>>66101389
Here is Indian puttu

>>66100957
http://anjaliramkissoon.org/

wew

>>66101478
aw yeaaa. give me some spicy kadala curry and banana chips with that

why do you explicitly mention afghans as if we want to post here?

>>66101557
I think there was a time where a few angry Indians and Pakistanis got into a fight with some Afghan diaspora.

Also are you the half Tajik, half Pathan guy or the Hazara?

>>66101557
No need to be upset. You guys are just subhumans and we don't want anything to do with you. Nothing personal. Have a good night.

>>66100957

Yo, semi /pol/ related, for those of you from the subcontinent:

If you were to date interracially, would it piss your family off more to go white or to go black?

>>66101646
My dad beat me with his belt when he found out I went on a date with a white girl. I've never gone on a date since then because I'm scared.

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>>66101549
Are you mallu?

>>66101557
Because some threads, an afghan posts, and either he or some pakis/indians get butthurt about whether they belong.

Just post your food, rabab music or attan or something, stop arguing.

>>66101646
No, they're liberal to the point of caring only about the girl's character. Although, my parents would be really upset if I dated a Pakistani.

>>66101620
hazara

>>66101634
did /pol/ teach you to speak that way lmao

>>66101702
Afghanistan isn't desi though, I 100% agree

F R E E K H A L I S T A N

>>66101781
it's free. now what faggot?

>>66101781
Khalistan is already a free country just north of the USA

>>66101739
Is Attai a surname for Hazaras? I knew a girl in high school who I think stated she was Afghan and she has that Asiatic look

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>>66101646
No difference, both are equally bad.

>>66101728
> don't want Pakistani
> ok with westerner
Your parents are retarded; at least a Paki would have similar values and culture. More similar than a westerner.

>>66101739
>isn't desi though
I agree too, but it has a lot of relation to the subcontinent, even in ancient times. So of all non-desis, its reasonable to invite afghans.

>>66101805
>Chill out while Pakistan and India destroy eachother
>Profit

>>66101869
>paripp vada
>puttu

how do you know my favorite foods that i haven't had in a long time?

>>66101869
Mallu foodposter detected

>>66101896
>Pakistan and India destroy eachother
>Khalisthan in the middle
spoken like a true sardar, gtfo

you guys think by the time we all die we will stop being bullied everywhere?

>>66101865
don't know anybody with that last name tbqh, but it's possible

>>66101869
haha I guess man, although india had relations with pretty much all of it's neighbours and beyond

>>66101869
>at least a Paki would have similar values and culture.
Well there was a certain incident 35 years ago that made them shift their opinions. Granted, I don't really agree with that opinion. Besides, they're find with me dating outside my race but, they expect me to marry some Bengali girl

>>66101965
No

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>>66101927
Puttu podi is available in stores here, chetta. You have no excuse!

>>66101947
Not mallu.

>>66102051
Tamilian then

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>>66102020
>Well there was a certain incident 35 years ago that made them shift their opinions.
Of course, but westeners have done far more damage than that, to our subcontinent.

>>66101987
>india had relations with pretty much all of it's neighbours and beyond
true, but its closest ties are with south east asia and central asia, and there was a time where the latter was full of buddhists, hindus, etc, and tribes in that area are mentioned in many Indian epics. I guess its just a quite close relation, in the classical period.

>>66101965
4chan =/= everywhere

>>66102146
Guess again :)

>>66102158
>but westeners have done far more damage than that, to our subcontinent.
Nah, I think Bangladesh was better off under Britain than Pakistan.

>>66102158
posts motta curry, claims he's not mallu
hmm

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>>66102321
>motta curry
>exclusive to Kerala
Munduwalla pls
Happy belated Onam btw

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bump with mithai

>>66100957
Afghans are more desi than they are mena desu take them plz

>>66102594
Is Iran /mena/?

>>66100957
>Afghans (you are not desi)

They are welcome in /desi/ nonetheless

>>66101478
never know this was influenced by hindi culture, this is good af

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>>66103913
Yes, it is special to the most southern area of India! We sometimes eat with jackfruit also. Apam is another south indian dish that I think you have there.

One of the most popular breakfast dishes in south india, idli, apparently came from Indonesdia btw:
>Indeed, the Chinese chronicler Xuang Zang categorically stated that there were no steaming vessels in India. Achaya writes that the cooks who accompanied the Hindu Kings of Indonesia between 800-1200 AD, brought fermentation and steaming methods and their dish Kedli to South India.

tfw getting paid 4k per day to literally PRETEND to be a chef at a wedding

>>66104149
always though it was brittler version of chinese mantao.
but looking at these
>>66101702 (kolak)
>>66102051 (ape)
>>66102158 (semur telur)
>>66102575 (pastel)
i wonder what else is actually indian, what is that green jelly thingy beverage in >>66102432.
we called it cendol, indonesian favorite.
padang food is also heavily influenced by indian cuisine iirc

>>66100957

.

:^)

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>>66104264
Wow, cool that you recognize some. I think your 'Ape' is for us, 'Appam', which is the word for many such breads/pancakes. Here is another type of Appam.

Green drink is yogurt, cendol seems to be made with coconut milk instead.
> tfw never had Indonesian food

What sort of things do you learn of India in your schools? What do average Indonesians think of India?

>>66104468
>What sort of things do you learn of India in your schools?
mostly about hindu history and its influence into our culture.
>What do average Indonesians think of India?
they love your lores, but generally quite ignorant about indian culture.
indian diaspora isn't that well known and received because they tend to stick to their own kind too much (in our perception).
no offense, but the chinese assimilate better.
to sum up, we're basically inherit chinese social attitude but indian tradition.
your tourist are perceived as one of the best though

>>66105110
>>66105110
I thought indian tourists were one of the worst.

>>66105126
nah
loud tourist? try to beat australians
drugs? try to beat taiwanese and nigerians
drunkard? try beat koreans and europeans
pedo? try to beat mainland chinese, korean, and australians.
being slightly unremarkable isn't necessarily bad

>>66105110
Is bollywood this popular there?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aiMi-dYoaZQ

>>66105179
>aussies are loud kiddie fuckers
whoa.
I thought koreans were all autistic robots.

>>66105221
used too, and still significantly do.
though the series somehow prone to be insulted as its usually middle to low class people watching it.
your full-length movies got the exact opposite reaction, its perceived as quality student's movie

>>66105286
koreans are much better at socializing than you think, they're confident and usually deserved to.
also the children usually 14-17 that willfully whore themselves anyway.
not that i approved it, but everyone for themselves

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>>66105110
>mostly about hindu history and its influence into our culture.
cool! In India, we also learn of a little Indonesian history, but only of kingdoms and things, not of your culture much. We love to go to Bali to see the temples :)

>they love your lores
yeah! I know you have Mahabharat/Ramayana there! Do you learn of Hindu/Buddhist philosophies?

> they tend to stick to their own kind too much (in our perception).
yes Indians are like this everywhere. even in India, people stick to their own communities mostly. I also wish we were more open people :(

>>66105297
Have you seen any movies from south indian cinema? They have less dancing, if you don't like that.

>>66105297
The power of trashy films always amazes me tbph.
>>66105365
The koreans I have met were in america and they were your stereotypical robots, so I projected that.
So, I assume that the underage prostitution is more of a cultural thing rather than genuine exploitation?

>>66105376
>Do you learn of Hindu/Buddhist philosophies?
no, because its already considered as our own traditional value anyway.
>Have you seen any movies from south indian cinema? They have less dancing, if you don't like that.
mind to name few? there's resurgence of indian movies in the last 8 years.
here's few that gained great popularity:
>PK
>3 idiots
>Taare zameen par
>Talvar
>Dhrisyam
>Ra one

>>66105413
>underage prostitution is more of a cultural thing rather than genuine exploitation?
yeah, you know, we didn't reach 250 millions of people because the female are frigid.
i lived among sundanese for 3 years for example, and their girls spouting vulgar jokes casually

>>66105534
population growth has a lot more to do with the resources you can sustain the population rather than how horny your culture is.

>>66105582
i mean, despite the outer islamic conservationism look, our female aren't that frigid.
so its just natural for them to get pregnant early, therefore wider breeding window

>>66105481
>because its already considered as our own traditional value anyway.
Ahh ok. Yeah, same thing in India. Do you celebrate any festivals from Hindu/Buddhist times (obviously not religiously)?

All those are great movies! Drishyam is a south indian one, originally in Malayalam (you should see it in that language if you have not! its the best). I'd suggest in order:
> Mazha (Malayalam)
> Mayabazar (Telugu) - this won awards at Indonesian film festival
> Pudhupettai (Tamil)
> Baahubali (Telugu) - recent, more action
> Thoovanathumbikal (Malayalam)

Maybe other Indians here can suggest more.

>>66105690
MALLUS [spoiler]in please, we need more people like you and less like bhayyias.[/spoiler]

>>66105690
>Maybe other Indians here can suggest more.

Not an Indian, and it's probably not something most people here would watch, but all of Satyajit Rays films are excellent

>>66105712
I am from Telangana! (just a malluboo)

> less like bhayyias
yes

> tfw this poster seems like Moorica
am i right?

>>66105738
>> tfw this poster seems like Moorica
>am i right?
what?
>>66105725
ray's films aren't exactly for recreational watching. They legitimately make you think.

>>66105690
>Do you celebrate any festivals from Hindu/Buddhist times
religiously yes, but for not religiously its more assimilated and merged with chinese, islam and local culture, like nadran for example.
indian culture are more visible in our traditional entertainment like wayang, gamelan, sinden etc

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>>66105725
> Satyajit Ray
Yeah they are pretty famous, but not that popular. Besides the three famous ones, should I watch any others?

Are you Tamil or Sinhala?

>>66105792
ashani sanket is a good one, or shatranj key khiladi.

pretty much every one of his films is good from a technical perspective.

>>66105773
>what?
There is a mallu poster named Moorica. Are you mallu?

> tfw no mallu girl who can do mohiniyattam to cook me puttu and feed me jackfruits while in her mundu

>>66105792
Besides his Apu trilogy I've seen and liked
-The Music Room
-The Big City
-Charulata
-The Hero
-Days and Nights in the Forest

In that order of preference

I'm sinhala

>>66105843
no.
100% Bengali brahmin here.

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>>66105779
Wow, your classical dance and music seems pretty influenced by Carnatic (south indian), cool!

>nadran
cannot find english explanation of this. can you explain?

>>66105882
Nice. I'm Parsi (from Hyd). How was Durga Puja there?

>>66105855
lack of resource to watch these films

>>66105897
the custom of giving offerings to the sea

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>>66105915
Cannot find online? Might be hard to get with subtitles :(

>>66105947
ahh ok.

>>66105897
>Nice. I'm Parsi (from Hyd). How was Durga Puja there?
10/10, I was visiting india for the puja, but my grandmother is on life support so I am caring for her now.

>>66105983
lots of them are old movies, looks good, still trying to find them

>>66105996
>I was visiting india for the puja
I'm always so jealous of Hindu festivals. Ours are so boring in comparison ;_;

Best wishes to your grandmother, mine just passed away a few months back, and I really regret not going back to see her.

>>66106001
Just come to India sometime, you can get as many of them as you want, pirated for almost no price haha.

Indians are mughal rape babies

>>66106247
You are the Pot.

>>66106089

yeah, durga puja becomes full on carnival tier party in kolkata. Pretty comfy place to be.
>tfw danced like a whiteboi in several processions while high as a kite.

>>66106247
>this is what pakistanis tell themselves at night while they marry their first cousins and make rat babies.

Wall soon.

>>66106428
Jihadi

>>66106440

NOT REAL desi

>>66106392
>full on carnival tier party
We have some nice things during this time in Hyd, like gurudakshina, but its not as important a festival like in Bengal.

>marry their first cousins
i-is there something wrong with this?
;_; pls don't judge

>>66106342
Kala.

>>66106483

Neh tujhe pala :^)

>>66106483
>i-is there something wrong with this?
>;_; pls don't judge
its alright
CK2 taught us that zoros marrying their first cousins mean superhumans

>>66106563
>marrying their first cousins mean superhumans
No, khwedodah is defined as between first-degree relations like siblings. Does ckii say it is for cousins too? Cousin marriage for us is like normal, everyday thing lol. Sibling marriage is some holy thing for high-caste people.

>>66106612
it was a joke

>>66106653
lmao, it actually happens though. I am married to a distant cousin though, so it is not so bad XD

>>66100957
>dalits invited.
>Afghans not invited

Please let someone else make these threads Rustom.

>>66106703
>Rustom
? I (the parsi) didn't make this thread.

>>66106867
Sorry Avari, I though you were the OP.

>>66104229
Fuck you gora bhenchod.

>>66101965

it's only on 4chan m8

>>66107177
>Avari
Long time since I started these threads lol. Do I know you?

Does eating curry and oily food like samosa give you acne and oilier skin? I do.

>>66107728
what?
just exercise more nigga.
>>66107236
this place seems far less like friendly banter and more like people actually believing the shit they spew every day.

>>66107177
>Fuck you gora bhenchod.
>getting angry at the white guy
blame the subhuman punjabis who have more money than sense who had the bright idea of hiring a fucking whiteguy to play with knives to show Jaswinder how rich they are.

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>Thread is healthy
>I'm up now

>>66106703

go fuck yourself hitler wannabe.

the Dalit hate in these threads drives me up the wall.

>>66101248
>203 million muslims

fuck you

>>66108540
muh gomata.
how the fuck are we going to know if you are a dalit if you post here retard? its a bit of banter.

>>66108540

Don't worry love, they're all converting to buddhism kek.

Are there any good-looking indian females studying in Russia right now?

>>66108852
yo, bro, dont post in this thread
let the indians buttfek themself in enjoying the surgey strike lies
fekkers cant kill a flie

>>66100957
Why are Porkis not invited? They are literally the second largest Desi faction

>>66108540
Literally nobody gives a fuck about caste here. This general is full of one of the most liberal fucks on the planet

Have there been any activity in the red corridor recently?

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>mfw seeing all these plebbit tier newfags in /desi/

>>66107988
>more like people actually believing the shit they spew every day.
this. its just uneducated people trying to banter based off their shitty knowledge.

>>66109173
>This general is full of one of the most liberal fucks on the planet
not quite that much

>>66109255
not as much as a few decades ago, its still dangerous though.

>>66108940
I have a cousin who visited some years back. She said there were plenty of Indian students.

>>66109102
Diaspora "nationalism".

>>66109616

>LE DIASPORA NATIONALISM XD btw I AM PARSEEEEEE <3 DON'T HIT ON ME SILLY MUSLIMS JEE-HADEES HEHEHEHEHE ^-^

>>66109616
Where do they study? MSU and RUDN?

>>66109849
>>66108940
>good-looking Indian females
>in Russia
Heт
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzIduby3fsk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2lWSjceOXw

>>66109826
hi :3

>>66109849
MSU

I want a brown gf please provide instructions on how to achieve this

>>66110275
Don't hit on me silly boyzzz xDDDD SOOOOO RANDOM HEHE ACTUALLY HONHONHONHONHONHONHON
>>66110410
Do you need some pickup lines, mate?

>>66101685
hehehe

>>66110488
maybe
and where can I get one?
do I have to go all the way to your shithole countries to get one?
is your colonial possesion? Londonistan a good place to start?

>>66110410
I wish I knew.
They want to suck D so badly but they just dont want get called slut or problem from parents or relatives. So instead they suck Ahmed coolies D secretly.

>>66105690
Drishyam and Kireedam are good Malayalam movies. And Gangs of Wasseypur is good too.

>>66110410
Your country has a tough immigration policy and pro-integration policy does it not? If there are brown women there it shouldn't be as different as getting a white one in Switzerland

>>66110100
Goddamit, why?

Let's go boys

>>66110561
DELETE
>>66110488
>>66110541

>getting a pick up lines from a paki.


wouldn't advise that unless you are into brown lolis.

>>66112641
Are you fine with halfies?

can someone explain to me why pakistanis and indians dislike each other?

they seem pretty nice

How do I get a Westernised Indian gf? They're a scarce natural resource in Finland.

>>66113244
Go for the ones in the UK.

>>66113244
move to america/canada, ton of em there especially in brampton/surrey or california

>>66113266
They really worth the effort of moving to the no-longer-in-europe-land`?
>>66113301
It might be a career wise move to emigrate into North America.

>>66101646
My parents wouldn't give a fuck but they've lived in the USA/Canada for 15 years so they're kind of used to it.
>>66113339
I've heard America is better for jobs but I dislike their politics and crime rates.

>>66113339
I wouldn't know, though they are pretty westernized

>>66113211
Political and religious bullshit.

>>66101646
Isn't that the same for all first generation immigrant groups? Little by little the old ways change.
>>66113521
Crime rates are getting worse even in the sacred land of social politics(Scandinavia)

>>66113056
Yes.

Why are so few Indian/Paki/Bangladeshi girls fit?

>>66114448
lots of girls, a few of them in indian terms mean a lot in finn terms.

>>66113211
The shit has began a long time ago, since the Islamic invasion and establishing of Dehli Sultanate and Mughal Empire afterwards.
The new power has been oppressing locals after the death of the sanest Mughal emperor, Akbar.
So, by the time of colonisation India was less developed and torn apart by wars of local kings of all kinds.
During the English rule the brits have established the National Congress - back then it was a sort of a pet-party. After the Congress have started to raise the question of gaining some privileges, like self-governing and dominion status, the brits decided to play on the religious problem and established the Muslim League, which said "we demand the privileges for ourselves and to hell with those other monkeys". They asked for the separation of islamic regions into the "Pure land" - Eastern and Western Pakistan.
So, to keep the cash flowing the brits decided to give the people of British Raj a new reason to hate each other.
Something like that.

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>>66114384
How's this one?

>>66114448
They don't feel the need to exercise.

>>66116270
Meh.

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>>66100957
Kys poojeet

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>>66100957
Just kys

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>>66116643
:(

>>66116734
I see such girls on the streets almost every day.

>>66117135
>everyday
I'm so jealous.

>>66117192
Come on, she's not even that beautiful

>mfw can go to jail for 3 years for viewing torrent sites

suggest some good free VPNs lads

>>66117390
How do they watch the traffic?
I've been using FriGate and Hola.

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>>66117333
Well I wouldn't say she's gorgeous but, I think she's good looking. Plus she's a gold medelist and the closest Bangladesh will ever come to winning an Olympic medal. So she gets extra points from me.

hiiiiiii

>>66117390
Calm down, you can download your latest Sallu bhai films. Just don't seed.

>>66118796
Fuck off.

>>66116658
that girl looks attractive ngl
>>66117390
they wont do anything dw
>>66118796
ayyyyyy
>>66118846
why so mean m8

>>66118846
arrrrre bhai

any of you bitches in india (delhi) know any good cigar shops?

>>66118912
>why so mean
Because he's a gora firang who ruled us for over 200 years.

>>66118944
Smoking is haram for Sikhs. Your post has been reported to the local SGPC.

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>>66119010
i'm only half

my friend said that to me when i was smoking a cigar. i blew smoke in his face

>>66119010
>Because he's a gora firang who ruled us for over 200 years.
hmm

>>66119102
>i'm only half
I know bhai. There is a tobacconist in CP behind Pind Baluchi. You'll get your cigars there. When are you coming to Delhi?

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>mfw kejriwal btfos of all of you corrupt fuckers

>>66119102

wow such a badass!

epic, simple epic!!

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>>66119616
Makes me contemplate.

>>66120388
They are definitely related. Equal amounts of bakchodi from both.

>>66119102
http://kastros.com/
This showed up on Google.

>>66120462
Point is, who gives the better head?

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Bump

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>This thread

Bhaiyas

>>>/out/

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>>66119356
nice. will make a note of that.

thinking beginning of next year

>>66120127
shukriya janaab

>>66120467
their selection is non existant. probably need to just get there and ask around.

>>66122798
>>66122798
OYE JAGIRDARA

>>66123422

Le puff on others face man xD

guys i did so much brown people stuff today

haha my parents told me to study to become a doctor and i ate curry :DD