/brit/

Anyone know what this dance is called?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1476234266957.webm

>>66047068

sounds shite desu

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anime

>>66047079

>>66047129
who

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me doing a jump

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The gf

>>66047040
not good enough
tell her to get a move on

>>66047078
dont ever make this kind of accusation again
kyary is patrician highbrow j-art and nothing to do with foul swarthy korean dogs

Always feel like I have multiple organ failure after having a short nap during the day

>>66047095
gook walk

>>66047160
chairman of hillarys campaign

>>66047170
*the guelph

Can't think of anything more grim than kpop/jpop

The girls look fucking horrible, the entire genre looks like some shite from 2004, the music is awful itself

So fucking grim

>>66047170
This is a 10/10 In the Islamic caliphate of britbongistan

>>66047170
Can tell she keeps her thoughts to herself

fuck off panhead

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MY MUG OF TEA JUST EXPLODED ALL OVERRR

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nearly Christmas lads

Is there any way you could act as your own ISP so kikes arent monitoring your traffic?

plusnet are fucking wank

hate the cunts

I bloody did it lads I'm chewing a whole pack of chewing gum right now and its fucking glorious

https://www.4chan.org/donate

12 years moot resisted

Hiro's been here 6 months and has broken the cardinal rule

Fuck

downtown chicago looks pretty cool

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How hard do you think it is to get one of those Jobs working for an MP ? dont we have some runt who works there on the inside that can hand me a job if i give him the secret words

>>66047095
The "I took the job expecting just to stand around next to products the company is selling, I am so surprised and mortified they made me dance to earn my wages" dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5xFhfleEvs

what do you lads think of chris brown spitting bars in an english accent with section boyz

his verse starts at 5:30

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>>66047318
nearly Halloween

Just threw a couple chicken breasts in a bag with some peri peri seasoning, salt, pepper and paprika. Banged them on the george foreman and threw them in some wraps my my fucking god was it tasty.

Better than any chicken I've ever eaten.

Don't get paid until the 31st.
Me or the cats are going to starve, maybe both.

>>66047361
If you let me shag your anime bp i'll get you a job

Going in for the fucking kill lads, getting her messaging deets

Just threw a couple chicken breasts in a bag with some peri peri seasoning, salt, pepper and paprika. Banged them on the george foreman and threw them in some wraps my my fucking god was it tasty.

Better than any chicken I've ever eaten.

>>66047385
better english accent than most northerners

>>66047361
Suck grant shapps off and you'll get a job

>>66047394
currently starving my cat because she's done some nasty p*os and a bit of vom

feel really cruel

>>66047394
eat the cats

starting to think my entire life is some kind of post ironic shitpost

dunno how the fuck i've got to where i am

>>66047394
food bank, then pay for cats food

dont let the cats starve lad

would lying about the site failing be embezzlement?

Tim Farron really is a joker.

test

Why is Dominos' menu so retarded?

deleting my /brit/ account lads

>>66047481
what's retarded about it?

>>66047481
To appeal to its customers

fourchan favours the brave

>>66047394
you better not be one of these runts who struggles to feed themselves and then gets a load of pets

>only has skype

ffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYmm_QrF618

WHY ARE YOU CUNTS PIRATING KSI'S FILM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CM_--di7L8

haveing diner

Stockpiling Marmite and Ben & Jerry's to beat the price rises lads

Who the fuck listens to uni radio pmsl

>>66047540
*pushes it off the table*

>>66047537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7XJIioZEgQ

>>66047537
that video is disturbing as fuck

molyneux is a psychopath

>>66047529
What a whiny cunt, he's already made millions from his bent little Fifa videos

>>66047095
me on a pinger

>Overhear all these lads in uni casually talking about how they went to the clinic last week as part of the usual routine
>haven't even held a girl's hand
>not even as a joke
hahaha can't make it up lads

>>66047540
what you having? x

>>66047503
>Offer different pizzas for the same price but with differing amounts of toppings
>Let you change two toppings free of charge

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Me on the left

With cruise control do you keep your foot on the pedal or can you take it off?

>>66047529
didn't know he had a film and I wouldn't even want to watch it

>>66047610
>not getting free chlamydia tests in the post

>>66047610
how can you not have sex at uni?

surely it's easier to have sex than not have sex

unless you're staying away from everyone else and not going out

even if she's minging surely you can fuck something

>>66047537
they have to pay processing charges probably

>>66047631
you take it off
t. uses cruise control every day

What's the best pleb pizza place?

Dominoes, Pizza Hut, or Papa Johns?

>>66047631
how do you think cruise control works?

>>66047529
I love that he pretends crew get paid based on the the film's profits.

Decided im gonna go to university lads
Accommodation is £100 per week. Bit expensive desu.

look at this retarded normoid creature

its like millionaires/billionaires asking why poor people exist
>>66047653

>>66047630
Alri'

>>66047653
this 2bh
I'm FAR from normie, but I've shagged a girl in uni

who remembers when the grime collective boy better know made a mobile phone service provider called boy better know mobile

that was mad

>>66047666
Dominos > Papa Johns > Pizza hut

>>66047701
mine's like £120 a week

>>66047666
never tried pizza hut but papa johns is a little better than dominos

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>>66047394
How many cats do you have lad

she accepted my skype request lads :3

>>66047653
>unless you're staying away from everyone else and not going out
ta da

Nailed it in one.

I don't like clubs and shit, so uni is pretty much solely an educational experience for me with some socialisation between classes.

>>66047673
Well I thought that maybe you can just depress the pedal all the way and not have to worry about watching your speed but still have to give the car fuel.

>>66047653
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>>66047653
Shagged a few ugly girls at uni and would rather just have a wank 2bh

>>66047723
did they have caller id

>>66047701
eh, for a first year it's not too bad
at the unis I looked at it was between like £75 and £110 a

>>66047743
>I don't like clubs
drink more

>>66047537
I like some of this guys videos, but holy shit his ego is HUUUUGE

>>66047612
a large sized pizza from a local establishment with the following toppings: chicken, ham, pepperoni, some other kind of chicken

Reviewbrah please say "bit cold out" on an upcoming video

>>66047743
I've NEVER been out and I still shagged a girl, but that was because she was REALLY persistent in getting me in bed

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>tfw can hear the normies heading out without inviting me again

internet gf 2.1 is a go lads

>>66047819
err excuse me its quite haram actually delete this

>>66047787
I don't drink.

>>66047813
I had a girl that was really persistent with me too, but she was always persistently asking me to go out to clubs with her. So I said no.

>>66047733
Cats are for pakis and homosexuals.

>>66047859
rasheed

>>66047782
>>66047727
How am I supposed to pay it though? Like what if I can't find a part time job?

>>66047743
well if you're not going to clubs and shit then why are you expecting to have sex?

do you think those other lads are having sex with their loving female companions that they met out at the park walking their dog while being completely stone cold sober?

no mate they fucked some drunk slag from the club and she left the next morning

>>66047653
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1476294670319.webm

>>66047868
Catholic desu.

>>66047813

FONT

>>66047747
nah
there's cruise control and speed limiting

my car has both
with cruise control, i flick a switch by my handbrake, then if I'm at the speed I want to cruise at I press a button on my steering wheel and then take my foot off the accelerator. The car then keeps the speed until you hit the accelerator, brake or clutch


with speed limiter, you flick a switch by the handbrake, press a button on the

>>66047842
have you made a single attempt at socialising? its shit that they dont ask you but if you put yourself across as not interested then they wont bother trying.

>>66047537
What's up with his semen slurping accent

Sounds like a yank trying and failing to be Irish

>>66047863
You say it like it's something bad

>>66047879
student loan silly

The muslims were right in banning alcohol and smoking

>>66047886
>why are you expecting to have sex?
Not sure where you got this from. Where have I even come close to implying an expectation for sex?

>>66047886
Hmm
How do I acquire a gf without going to a club?

>>66047916
Yeah but they stopped inviting me out after the first few weeks

>>66047913
>>66047747
shit accidentally pressed send

with speed limiter, you flick a switch by the handbrake, press a button on the steering wheel if you're at the desired speed and then you keep your foot on the accelerator. You can come to a complete stop and accelerate back up to speed an it won't let you go over but you have to keep your foot on the accelerator

>>66047922
dogs are haram

>>66047937
Rasheed.

>>66047653
lost my virginity to a fat, smelly and autistic specemin at uni and have hated myself for it ever since

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>all male customers are subject to a 7% Man Tax at Thompson Chemists

>the new policy was to highlight instances of gender pricing discrepancy.

>It follows a study conducted by the New York City Department of Consumer Affairs which found that on average "women's products cost 7% more than similar products for men." The gender price gap was even greater when it came to adult clothes and personal care products.

>The pharmacy's owner Jolie Katzenberg told the Gothamist website that the man tax was a way of drawing attention to that. "We want to bring awareness on how it feels to be a woman, so the men actually get to feel it," she said.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-37611512

>>66047886
Personally and most people I know have shagged more from tinder than clubs desu

fucking hell /brit/ is not an anti-"normie" domain this isn't /r9k/

if you spend your time moaning about "chads" and "stacies" and "normies" you are an embarrassment

>>66047879
maintenance loan mate

someone post the poleaboo pic

How long after passing your driving test and getting your first car was it before you went on the motorway?

>>66047947
you don't meet your gf at the club

>>66047972
>Katzenberg

ah yes. america

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>>66047991

>>66047955
because you weren't keen or didn't go probably

cannot stand my cat right now, going to fucking cry

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>>66047972

>>66047972
ahh yes random yank buzzfeed facebook shit "news"

getting my reading glasses out of this one

>>66047984
font

>>66047972
Free market will solve it

>>66047984
Fons

>>66047972
wonder how long that will last when men start walking to the next pharmacy down the road instead

>>66047972
when are these adult children going to move past "raising awareness" and instead work towards actually solving problems

>>66048023
that isnt him and im on about the new one

>>66047868
seeing the amount my parents drink, they money the spend on it and the arguments it's caused, I've chosen to not drink. My dad will drink 8 pints in an evening at home, and my mum can finish off a bottle of wine in two days which is like a weeks worth of alcohol units


I've had like 3 beers and a few shots of whiskey since turning 18, and all of that was within 2 weeks

>>66047984
This isn't fucking Facebook, fuck off

You retards have ruined this general completely, go to /soc/

>>66048019
i did a 4 hour journey on the motorways approx a week after passing. was fine.

tfw my house mates are all down in the living room and i can't join them because one of their fat ugly girlfriends fell asleep on the sofa and there aren't any seats left

also i hate them all

>>66048064
>8 pints
>bottle of wine
sounds like an average pres lmao

>>66047933
>>66047987
tyvm lads
Can't wait to go to uni and find a qt communist art student to be my gf

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>>66048046

>>66047972
business idea
chuck a brick through the window at night for as laugh

>>66047947
it depends
some like to go
some don't
she is in a few lectures
mine wasn't a huge fan and I just went to study in the library with her, and then eventually her house and she eventually got me in bed

and I don't even live at uni, I live at home

>>66048067
/soc/ is for weirdos

this isn't facebook but it isn't fucking /r9k/ either

>>66048019
motorways are easy senpai. much easier than town driving.

>>66047972
New York is about 70% Jewish, so its natural

>>66047984
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>>66048095
this REALLY made me ponder

>>66047701
that's fuck all what the fuck

my uni is like 90 quid at the cheapest and went up to 200

>>66048029
But I did go? I just told you that.

you now remember age of empires 2

If you enjoy going out to do things with a group of people, you need to leave this thread.

>>66048166
Played it just the other day desu

>>66048088
they'll do it EVERY weekend
they'll give up for a bit for stoptober or when they get a bollocking from their doctor, but in a few weeks they start again

my mum's idea of stoptober is to drink 3 times the daily units instead of 8

>>66048111
Fuck off you newshitter

>>66048158
then you weren't keen

>>66048019
I went on the motorway when I learnt how to drive so before I even had the licence
Is it not common in the UK ?

>>66048199
i do (did) it like 3 times a week wahey

>>66048187
>says the yank

if this is an anti-normie domain then what's the point of britfeel desu

been at uni 2 years and not gone out once haha

fuck everyone in this thread

>>66048211
learner drivers aren't allowed on motorways here

Not now mum, i'm thinking about how the bourgeois is oppressing the proletariates again

>>66048211
Not really. You can have motorway lessons but its not mandatory.

>>66048019
That weekend, by accident. Was in the wrong lane and somehow ended up on the M25.

Shit myself, but it was fine

>>66048019
like two weeks after on my own just down a short stretch of motorway that's never got much traffic

>>66048211
No. Some twat decided that you can't go on the motorway until you have a full licence.

>>66048252
me first

*presents bp*

not now mum, i'm having a wank agani

>>66048242
/brit/ doesn't really belong on /int/. we dont discuss international culture here at all really. just a chatroom for bellends

>>66047537
>twice as many people liked the original vid as disliked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhCVNn5sLzo

>>66048064
>8 pints a night
That's pretty bad unless you're a student desu.

>a bottle of wine in two days
That isn't too bad desu. More than is advisable but not too bad

the bird is online on POF but hasn't responded to my message from yesterday. dare i drop a cheeky "please respond"

>>66048245
in my second year and I've been out once and it was only because we were on a study tour

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>>66048206
Oh were you there?

>>66048253
>>66048267

Alright I see
It's not mandatory either here but a good driving teacher will take you to one several times since it might be asked the day of the exam

>reluctantly go out with '''normies''''
>act like a miserable git, don't get shitfaced (a necessity in 2000s uni life), don't bring the bants, leave early
>surprised when the invites stop coming in

want selasi to win bake off desu lads. seems like a top lad

>>66048242
If /brit/ is for normies then why does the entire internet outside of 4chan exist?

>>66048335
well you must've been boring because they ain't inviting you out are they

my lamb thai green curry is very nice desu

bit spicy though haha

>>66048318
not a night
he'll drink 2 or 3 on week days and then go through 16 over the weekend

>>66048354
hope he gets booted off and are candice takes the crown

>>66048317
Because Freedomain Radio is literally a cult

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtCyepuLt8Q

>>66048404
Not an argument

qt girl at uni was talking to me today.
accidentally made too much eye contact and she caught me staring at her.
im such a fucking autistic creep, just kill me NOW

>>66048351
we practice on dual carriageways a lot which easily translates to motorways

>>66048402
yeah would quite like candice to win too

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Post them lads

http://www.isidewith.com

>>66048447
yeah me too and by that i mean sit on my face and piss on me haha

>>66048377
did you use a particular recipe?

how acceptable is it to start predrinking for a night out on a train when you're by yourself

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>like girl
>find out she's vegetarian

>>66048467
fry lamb and onions
pour stuff on the top
mix it around a bit
wait like 10 minutes
eat

>>66048470
it's fine lad i do that

went to Burger King but left the queue after anxiety kicked in when he couldn't find the menu

Went to McDonalds next, entered me order on the electronic order machine thing but it wanted a card, I only bough cash
left embarrassed

Went to KFC last
was served by an Eastern European, got a burger meal (Zinger)

Saw a guy from the amusement park I worked at, crossed the road to avoid him but he may have recognised me

>>66048470
you'll get kicked off the train lad, not allowed to drink

Why is gay pride still a thing? Literally noone cares if you're gay anymore. It's so redundant.

>>66048473
>find out
you mean it wasn't the first thing she said to you?

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How do you sleep?

Freefaller here. Wish I wasn't as I sometimes wake up with my teeth aching as I literally lay face down and the pressure hurts my teeth.

>>66048493
stuff from a jar?

>>66048514
fack off i'm not in london mr 'sheed

Jesus christ lads how do people message girls on Tinder? Is there a cure for crippling anxiety?

>>66048514
that's the tube lad. drinking on the train is fine

>>66048539
Soldier/Starfish

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My brother was waiting for the kettle to boil while making tea, when he wasn't looking I put the milk in first.

Would you watch your mum getting BLACKED for £1m?

>>66048539
i sleep

with your mum

>>66048353
You can't have fun with a bunch of random people you're not good mates with

>>66048546
nah
just googled some recipe and bought the spices and shit

feeling a bit kafkaesque today

Never heard of a lamb thai dish tbqh

unauthentic/10

>>66048539
Freefaller I guess.
My primary sleeping position isn't there desu, it's a combo of yearner and foetus

>>66048456
i got 99% trump but i fudged a little bit on the environment

>>66048539
foetus, I have a bad back because of it.

>>66048539

I sleep with my arms up in the air. Not even kidding. I wake up and find them pointing up at the ceiling.

>>66048576
I never lay on my bike as I read that it massively increases the risk of sleep paralysis.

Had it twice, both times I was lying on my back and it was horrible. It was like there was a terrifying woman sitting on my chest staring right into my face and I couldn't move an inch.

>>66048602
actually you can, but anyway nobody there is proper mates in the first few weeks of freshers.

>>66048473
vegans have better tasting pussies i hear

>>66048631
fancied lamb instead of chicken so i bought lamb instead of chicken and cooked lamb instead of chicken lol

>Voted leave
>Realised it was a huge mistake
>Pretend I voted remain and laugh at 'idiots' who voted brexit
>Used 'muh heritage' to get a second passport of an EU country
>Hoping the pound doesn't crumble anymore

>>66048675
Why the fuck did I say bike. I meant back.

Has anyone got a Samsung S5? Do you have Android 6.0.1?

>>66047361

Easy if you join a party and help your local MP.

>>66048539
freefaller but i put one arm under the pillow and kind of lean on it hehe

Hello everyone, first time posting in this general. Hope we can get a long.

>>66048690
>fancying lambs
alri lisicki lol

>>66048539
tiny mutant foetus
CANNOT physically sleep unless ive got a hand under the pillow

>>66048539
foetus

most comfy position

>>66048726

Would rather cave my fucking head in rather than work for my MP. Its one of Corbyn's crazies

>>66048757
amazing post

>>66048716
bin yourself, maybe do some reading outside of brit/pol/ before you vote (on anything) again.

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>>66048245
Likewise lad.

>get asked out by a girl on 12 different occassions over the course of 3 or so months
>turn her down every single time
>she doesn't even text me anymore after sending me 7000 texts over the course of those 3 months
>mfw
Boy, I sure do love being an autist.

>>66048716

I regret Brexit because I thought it would be free markets, free trade, free movement with the world. I didn't count on illiberal Theresa May.

>Tottenham Hotspur redevelopment: Premier League club 'to pay TfL £12m to rename White Hart Lane station'

ah yes

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>>66048757
wahey

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the deck

If I find this 'John Smith' cunt i'm going to kick his head in.

>>66048767
Do you have a vagina. How can you sleep like that . It crushes your old boy.

>>66048593
it's how i was born

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>>66048456
>when you find out you're a GIGARORKE

>>66048539
Mix of foetus and freefaller. Like to have my face buried in the crevice between my bed and the wall next to it.

>>66048831
have a fairly large willy

it does not

>>66048768

Then join the Conservatives and help the candidate. Go on a few campaign trips to nearby constituencies, get yourself invited to events, don't be a complete mong and people will be offering you jobs.

>>66048686
>putting your mouth on women vaginas

>>66048831
can only sleep in foetus for precisely that reason

i literally am diane abbott lads

>>66048781
dont understand how someone can do that
do you just not think at all for those 3 months? how hard is putting on some nice clothes and stepping outside once a week

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>>66048716
>voted leave
>have no regrets
>would do it again

Thinking of putting a hammer and sickle badge on my bag and wearing a red star on my jacket. I'm not actually a commie, I just want a commie gf. Will my plan work?

In the event I actually do find a commie qt, would she like it if I refered to her as "comrade"?

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>>66048860

imagine siding with or supporting donald trump in anything

the guy's an embarrassment

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pizza burnt my mouth

Will Brexit affect me bennies?

>>66048860
Laughed

>>66048891

>burnt

*burned

>>66048555
Someone reply to this

I even got trips

>>66048831
put something between your legs to keep them appart

>>66048913
FOY

>>66048862
I don't mind going out, I just didn't want to travel for an hour down to her town and then end up going to a club or some shite that I have no interest in going to.

>>66048922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

>>66048555
just fix (λB.E. -> B.E. entirely) yourself

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>>66048913
>yanks

What is a Hotspur anyway?

>>66048946
what a stale meme
Reddits that way, pal

>>66048946
Yeah but literally just do what? I don't even know where to begin

spider bite still hasn't passed away

>>66048922
good double

>>66048555
good triple

>>66048939
then dont be such a stroppy susan later when she stops asking you out jaysus

>>66048998
was genuine advice

>>66049001
hey name :)

>>66048986
READ A FUCKING HISTORY BOOK YOU POLISH SON OF A FUCKING WHORE CUNT

>>66049009
Not being stroppy, just annoyed at myself, I suppose.

I could honestly put you all in the ground

just bit the inside of my cheek really hard by accident lads

send help

>>66048831
i put the top leg forward a little bit, so i'm really sleeping a little face down

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*slop*

>£12m to rename a station

???

so, here we are then.

bowl o' alpen

>>66048855

>don't be a complete mong

I post on /brit/ mate. Might be a bit hard haha

>>66047361
Worked for an MP before, now a lobbyist.

ama

made a very cheeky britpost on another board
i've a shiny sixpence for the clever fellow who sniffs it out

Just bought a suicide bag, lads. It's over.

>>66049014
Look like a weirdo then? And what do I even say when she responds? Why must women exist? I have little problem talking to them in person because there is context in the environment but messaging women is just cruel.

>>66049057
which one

>>66048675
I had it this morning

It wasn't any demons or what not, I just couldn't move

You break out of it by jerking your head, you wake up right away

>>66049047
I would do her

>>66049057
TfL are desperate for revenue

it's a big marketing win for Spurs...what's the problem?

I'd have demanded more desu, £12 is a pittance for something like that.

>>66049129
not really weird is it

then you ask her how she is

and hopefully she says something interesting and you ask something about that but if she doesn't say anything interesting then bin her

>>66049114
what colour should my curtains be if my carpet is navy blue?

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*becomes a headlining dj*
*plays this album*
*fingers rosy behind the club after the set*
ahh yes

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>>66048456

>>66049129
maybe you should be on grindr instead

Just realized I use words that aren't real and nobody knows what they mean apart from me. Apparently it's a sign of autism and schizophrenia.

Stoshy - Like sloppy wet bread
Roarming - like Fidgeting but being lazy at the same

Im so fuckin autistic

>>66049136
white hart lane tube station to tottenham hotspur tube station because they're getting a new stadium that won't be called white hart lane

>>66049189
*bursts into the cubical rosy is in*
i'm gonna have a bloody revolution i can feel it, set us a line love

>>66049034

wish you would

I'm going to self harm again

It'll make me feel better and get a reaction out of the GP when I talk to him on Monday
I'll just lay everything out there and say I'm suicidal, depressed, mental and taking tranny pills

>>66046446
Do you know how empty my life is?

There is nothing good, I don't even like posting here anymore, I don't like any shows, I don't even like Hearthstone despite playing it for hours every day

>>66049212
Lmao get a load of this cretinous jebsmelt.

been 2 months still heartbroken over my ex gyal when will this get any better ffs it's limiting my life can't remember the last time i had any motivation to do anything

oh do fuck off poleaboo you prancing queen

>>66049212
thats really funny and also a bit sad

>>66049253
Shave your head please.

the fuck is 'dabbing'?

>>66049200
Probably yeah haha might meet a new ladm8 haha

>>66049173
Yeah might try that. The lads convinced me to say something stupid earlier but if she texts back now and I'm alone with no support I might just off myself. You're right really, it's all about making the first move I suppose.

>>66049295
Never gets better, actually it gets worse

>>66049295
start lifting son

>>66049311
can't bring myself to do the silly pick up line shite, i get a reply from saying hey most the time

Just bit the inside of my bum cheek really hard by accident lads

send help

very depressed about my job prospects lads, meme degree and lack of social skills make homer something something

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reading the girl with the dragon tatoo at the moment lads. about halfway through i realised i was literally picturing anders breivik in this photo as the main character. can't seem to stop. bit weird.

>>66049253
Just get over yourself

>>66049219
fascinating
*walks away to go an talk to someone else*

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>why would anyone ever wanna leave Baltimore?

>>66049332
i'm skinny as fuck i've tried to go before but everything is so fucking difficult/near impossible that i can hardly even get a starting point

>>66049307
you know, cheeky dab of dizzle inna dance

>>66049354
lol

>>66049359
>just kill someone and get over it
Interesting suggestion

>>66049248
delete this

>>66049295
I got back with mine after about a month after dumping her, but only on the condition that we take it very slowly and some other things

>>66049295
unless she died in your arms youve got no right to be moping like that you flower

>>66049354
that is quite strange a bit alarming id say you strange person

>>66049307
i refuse to believe someone can be alive in the 1st world on the 12th of october 2016 and not know what dabbing is
get the first train out of my thread you neanderthal

>>66049319
you're joking

hopefully she comes back then

>>66049341
go crazy?

>>66049372
stat eating more at try to get at least 100g protein/day and just do body-weight exercises in your room for a few months.

pull up bar and dumb-bells would help too

then gym once you feel a bit more able to.


Having said that, you could just go gym now, nobody is actually judging you there, but I do know where you're coming from.

>>66049440
DONT MIND IF I DO

BFROJG{RIJGOIRJHG{OURHGOURHG

>>66049404
she's already with some other bloke
got with him about 2 weeks after splitting with me after being head over heels for me for year

>>66049440
DONT MIND IF I DO

>People who are genuinely depressed will rarely talk about it, and even when provoked to go into detail they still might hold back

>People who are """depressed""" talk about it as much as possible, casually bring it up and post about it on social media

The #1 reason why I hate normies

>>66049457
yeah i need to start eating more but i struggle with it

not self conscious about being skinny or whatever, don't care about people watching me at the gym it's just that i can't get a starting point because i'm shit at it all so i don't make progress

>>66049307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ItKcPJ96d8

>>66049498
thanks for your expert opinion, mr armchair psychologist

Commuting is so grim

>>66049498
people deal with it in different ways tbf

but at the same time a lot of people think being depressed is just being sad

>>66049543
good post

>>66049554
>not working from home

anon

>>66049469
ah sorry mate
like others have said it only gets worse before it gets better

found an EXTREMELY Rasheed post on facebook
saving it for the next thread xxx

>>66049543
good post

make a new

>>66049411
>unless she died in your arms youve got no right to be moping like that you flower

i know i feel like a pussy but can't help it