Brexit just got real edition: No more Hellmans Mayo or Marmite in Tesco!
Unilever told Tesco it wanted to up its prices by 10% due to weak £. Tesco refused and so, as of today, Unilever is not supplying them.
Fuck the eu 2bh
Based EU
Might buy 4chan lads.
How much do you reckon it'll cost me?
Got about £60 spare.
Unironically was able to dox lillium today
Not sure if I should publish my findings
Lads, how do you politely decline shifts without them taking it badly? My boss keeps calling me in constantly, and then offered me another 9 hour shift tomorrow which I felt compelled to accept and I am in again the Friday and Saturday. It is killing my feet, I don't think I have had a day off for a week and a bit.
>>66044906
Take them, you'll benefit from it later on if you're planning to stay in that job.
Eventually you'll be put on a higher hour contract and your shifts will be permanent.
>muh sovereignty
Literal spastics
>3-4% inflation
>increased current account deficit
>reduced investment
>increased unemployment
>reduced purchasing power
Brexiteers need their heads kicked in.
>>66044906
Buy some Hoka One One shoes to work in. It's comfy as fuck even after 12 hours.
Doing my third poo of the day
it's time to du-du-du-du-dddddd-duel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVr14XbYRus
big new grime tune from jammz very underrated mc very hard very authentic very road very important very significant
>>66044954
I only want to do this job for a year full time, maybe another year part time while I study again, as I want to be a teacher down the line.
>>66044876
send a pic my way of you in a skirt
Me on the top and bottom
So if you were only capable of killing one person in the North East of Scotland for the sake of making headline who would it be?
I'M A DOG
I GO HAM I'M A HOG
>Clicking through Youtube trending
>There's a video that has 1.7 million views
>It features a young girl doing the splits while a woman 'in character' talks about the little girl's "tookie" and gesturing to her vag
Ah yes. America.
haven't been on /brit/ for about a fortnight and it seems like the entire character of the thread has changed to be saturated with children from /b/ or something
adam beyer lads
>>66045126
Alri Rime
>>66045103
why do we pretend that we DON'T find women attractive?
the Finnish gf:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxbf-5Kqx6Q
>>66045103
>>66045103
Kek
>she wants to chill with sosa
>but not every day
>>66045126
hey trab
>>66045103
Why do those men act like men don't talk like Trump did around their mates?
>>66045074
what job
starting to regret this gimmick
lads smell my fingers
>>66045240
because theyre emasculated cuckolds that let the jews get inside their brain
>>66045254
McDonalds
We're all in here
>>66045037
>>66045037
>>66045037
>>66045268
*inhales sharply*
smells a bit like sunday mass
>because theyre emasculated cuckolds that let the jews get inside their brain
>>66045240
it's that he actually says he does it that people are irritated
everyone talks about women with their mates there's nothing wrong with saying the word pussy
he's talking about being able to grope women because he's rich and famous
CERTAIN DJS KISS ARSE SO MUCH BUT WHY?!
WIPE THAT SHIT OFF YOUR LIPS
grabbed her by the pussy outside the arcade by the wheelie bins in grimsby
runt
>>66045132
also there's nobody here
Lads what's the name of that greek ASMRtist again? You know, she's greek and she has a big greek nose. She's one of the early ones.
>>66045188
She's so quiet I couldn't understand her after about 30 seconds
>>66045292
Fuck off and kill yourself
>>66045352
bit rude that
garage v grime at culture clash?
I'm like why?! same fucking culture senpai
>>66045373
Not at all
>>66045315
>men don't talk about what they do with women all the time
???
even women talk about what they do with men.
this is the stupidest manufactured "controversy" ever, all to distract from the Hillary leaks
>>66045378
Wow, rude
on the bus
haven't been on /brit/ for about a fortnight and it seems like the entire character of the thread has changed to be saturated with children from /b/ or something
>>66045332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52hQ0n7ctbg
>>66045402
*spins you out your loafers*
>>66045416
so sorry im just in a bad mood, just found out im a muslim
@66045378
runt
Driving my tesla
>hiro not stating how many donations hes gotten and how many he needs to keep the site running like every other site that takes donations
hmm, wonder why...
got embarrassed
gf keeps pestering me on messenger
had to lie and tell her i was writing an essay so i could watch youtube videos in peace
but it backfired and she just asked what my essay is about
>>66045433
>doesn't post regularly
>thinks anyone cares about his opinion
kek
>>66045464
Just tell her an essay you already did so you can show her it if you have to.
Smh lads, got on the express train by mistake, will cost me 20 mins
>>66045103
STOP POSTING FUCKING TWITTER PICS
>>66045459
but who was phone
>>66045455
*brings my trap niggas to parliament*
>you used to be able to enslave women like this and have sex with them whenever you want
what went wrong in society?
when did men become so weak
Student buys a caravan shell on Gumtree and turns it into luxury vintage-inspired home for just £3,600
The pad features a kitchenette, bathroom, retro-looking living area and romantic bedroom nook
poo
>>66045560
looks fucking shit
>>66045572
>>66045103
>moms against pokemon go
fascinating
>>66045541
jews
Just stocked up at aldi lads
>>66045515
*zooms towards you on my hoverboard*
say again senpai?
>>66045453
cheers fa
just saw some runt walk out of aldis with £500 worth of food
smfh
>>66045596
would like to put my hard willy in her armpit
>>66045618
>supporting German brands
Please kill thyself
>>66045596
What's her snap la
Asking for a mate
>just learned I can post image on poleaboos blog comments
room stinks of shit and cum
Might get some pear cider from Aldi tomorrow 2bh
just got a 4 pack of scotch eggs, some motorcycle boots, a chiminea and an angle grinder at aldi lads
online dating looks hopeless
>>66045674
Xcxworld lad
>>66045596
PENG
just got a job stacking shelves at aldi
got the twilight shift lads
6pm-2am
£10/hr
easy money
>cyclists who ride around with cameras on their head
>>66045716
that lad with only half a beard
How many of you are stocking up on dollars?
WHEN is the JANiTOr going to DELETE the other thred?
>tfw 52% of British people chose to crash the pound just to be a bit racist
Kek, I love this country.
>>66045722
Pics like this are what's stopping me from going to McDonalds but I'm still miserable at least the foot would give me a short high
Agenda
-Have a cup of tea
-Walk dogs
-Do a wank
bellend REEKS of skips
>>66045719
Top lad
what can you tell me about Swansea?
I might be able to go there on study abroad
>>66045797
pakis
>>66045797
It's in Wales
Business idea: Proposition Charli XCX for a shag
>>66045797
I would commit suicide if anyone suggested so much as driving through it
>>66045797
They just signed Bob Bradley as their manager
you can make friends with Lisicki
>>66045797
don't anger the swans
Ah yes the residence of the so called TheOneLillium
>>66045844
fund it
>>66045459
Edmonton wanker
Creasing at the thought of some yank coming back and telling all his mates about his exotic study abroad year In fucking Swansea
>>66045844
got the t shirt mate
Unironically talking to a girl about kpop
living the meme lads
1 Bitcoin equals
523.28 British Pound
>>66045856
>discussing irrelevant manager appointments
what does display name and message do on the donate page?
>>66045427
Go over to her and start massaging her legs.
Not boasting but if I had confidence I'd slay more pussy than anyone here
>>66045915
fuck off
>>66045863
washed up and mentally deranged
anyone here fancy being knocked out?
amuses me how easily i could take you all
>>66045915
so hiro can pester you for more money after he steals ur rl info
I feel like crying
There's no one here to console me, what else am I supposed to do but complete my destruction?
>>66045797
190cm masterrace is from there
>>66045797
my mate goes uni there and he's loving it
the uni has 2 campuses one of them is literally brand new as in just opened this year so it's very nice, haven't seen the other older campus though
apparently nightlife is decent
there's beaches but weather isn't anything special
dunno desu
>>66045861
they can break a mans arm you know
>scrolling through the last thread
>ribena posts some image showing over 1 shooting EVERY WEEK in a US school
>claps all rush to defend it
>>66045820
well obviously, Im visiting the UK
>>66045856
already got a team and it isnt Swansea
>>66045890
I'll tell all the boys back home about how brits are outplayed by Sheep shaggers in the footy
>>66045958
alri lad chin up haha
Went 200 calories over budget lads not a fan, might do some cardio
>>66045936
Ahh yes the good looking fallacy
Not boasting but I DO slay more pussy than anyone here and I'm half ugly
>>66045427
and then grab her by the pussy.
>>66045891
What was her fanny like lad? Can imagine it's a tasty brown roastie.
>>66044898
Without giving too much away: how?
>>66045971
nonce
>>66045693
Taurus dark fruits cider 2bh
>>66045969
they cannot
>>66045958
kys poleaboo
>lisicki is welsh
top lmao, what a total mess of a human being
>>66045378
literally all me
>>66045936
Not even memeing here confidence is the key to life
Every time I have been assertive and confident has turned out better than otherwise
Need to learn how to do it constantly
Literal life hack this
>>66045962
thanks. British beaches sound nice
SAVE ME
SAVE ME
SAVE ME
I'm upset, terrified and broken, why won't anyone save me?
How do you expect me to react?
What moves do I have?
Kill myself or lash out at everyone else with equal force?
>might do some cardio
>>66045974
The Welsh are brits you mong
How much do you reckon matty has donated to hiro so far?
>>66046022
Who would win in a panzy fight?
Him or Pakipoo?
>>66045972
Some Brits defended it too
Are there any 2nd generation half-paki attractive females running around England? It's hard to imagine such a thing. Keyword: Attractive
>>66046003
It was her fault lad.
>>66046046
then why are England and Wales 2 different national teams?
>>66046055
theyre the same person
just had a wank
>>might do some cardio
cold out lads
comfy weather is starting
thank fuck for that
>>66045560
>just £3,600
FOB
actually cringing irl over this conversation haha
>>66046078
because fuck you thats why
>>66046070
Yes
an older sister of friend of a friend was so fit
had to get a breast reduction as well
inb4 calling me a sheed
fuck off
>>66046102
i'd forgotten what cold air felt like
it's fucking great
>>66046117
ah, of course
I see now
>>66045560
ah yes, new money
>>66046000
flawless mate
at least it was before I got there, looks like aleppo now
*twitches under braking*
wonder if i could get away with selling antique reaction images 50 years from now
>>66046126
Alri 'sheed
>>66046115
explain
>>66046167
talking about kpop with a girl on a dating site
>>66046150
we'll probably have gargantuan archives of everything
>>66046126
you bloody sheed lol
>>66046187
>tfw no girl to talk to on a dating site
It's a Sarah episode
best ket vendors on the DNMs? asking for my friends cat
>>66046187
ask her if she likes the new bts song
guaranteed she will love you lad
I'M CRYING AND NO ONE CARES
NORMIES DYING AND EVERYONE STARES
has Daisy from Spaced replaced Sean Lock on Countdown?
>>66046161
>>66046194
haha pack it in lads!
Any lads unironically got tism?
>>66046126
Point and laugh at this silly sheed
>>66046226
no trying to downplay my interest so I don't seem like an autist haha
>>66046223
Oh Superman where are you now
When everything's gone wrong somehow
The men of steel, the men of power
Are losing control by the hour.
>>66046070
Half pakis are quite rare desu they get arranged marriages and shit
>>66046253
yeah some mong is talking about kpop on a dating site
Turned the my radiator up full to dry my clothes because I didnt want to pay to use the dryer at the laundrette and now its FAR too fucking hot
Managed to dry all my boxere but the T-shirts aren't quite done yet
vid of me and the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGZHHXiUYQ
>>66046284
VERY nice gimmick lad.
>>66045667
All previously proud British audio companies (amplifiers, speakers, microfones) have moved production to commie controlled mainland China, Cambridge Audio for example.
On the other hand, many German audio companies manufacture their products in Germany.
So, Gott strafe England, you spineless sons of bitches.
>>66046320
bryants bottom, 1am tonight
you don't get to bring friends
>>66046253
I'm "autistic" but don't have autism
>>66045779
taking minutes for it now
Bought a hot dog stuffed crust pizza which I will be having tomorrow morning for breakfast before lectures
>>66045103
Quite right. He didn't question a woman's allegation of sexual assault, he believed her straight away. This is what we need to see in our judicial system senpai.
>a finnish nazi
What a surprise
Imagine being fucking Northern.
Terrifying thought.
>>66046253
Not diagnosed but I'm undoubtedly on the spectrum like most people here
Definitely have some sort of chemical imbalance in my brain but don't want to find out what
>>66046253
My therapist gave me the preliminary test, said autism, specifically 'high functioning aspgergers syndrone' was a "significant possibility".
I declined further testing. Rather not have it in writing.
>>66046370
finnish? he hasn't even started!!
>>66046363
mong
buy on tuesday for buy one get one free
eat one on the day and have the other wednesday morning
>>66046346
yeh because you have none to bring
oh, why won't someone save me from this horror, make it end?
don't you understand someone who wants to discard their life?
someone who says that nothingness is preferable to the hell I'm living?
TFW you've had your bum pinched and crotch grabbed by drunk girls but never thought anything of it. Have I been molested?
>>66046346
*shows up with a pack of bloodthirsty migrants*
they are not my friends
Got 10gb of mobile data to use in 5 days
things feel beyond hopeless desu
>>66046253
never got tested haha but probably do
>>66046415
>tfw no girl has ever sexually harassed me
>>66046394
lol i laughed out loud at that one
>>66046406
Don't be so overdramatic
>>66046363
>hot dog stuffed crust
doing a vomit x
>>66046400
Got it from aldi la' not a takeaway
>>66046394
Exceptional post
>>66046419
donate it to charity
lads every year you get older you start to hate younger people
mad tbqh
>>66046405
yeah well thats why I was trying to make sure the bitch didn't get one over on me
smart alec
>>66046416
*the police show up*
*it was a trap*
*you get arrested for harbouring illegals*
feeling a bit you know errrr a bit you know haha errrrr bit you know errrrrrrrr ummmm a bit of errrr a bit of the you know errrr uhhhh ummmmm errrrrr a bit burpy you know a bit gassy
What does it mean when you shit pebbles like a rabbit?
>oh, why won't someone save me from this horror, make it end?
>don't you understand someone who wants to discard their life?
>someone who says that nothingness is preferable to the hell I'm living?
>>66046490
>>66046490
get some fibre in your diet
Been thinking about the world-wide proliferation of the English language lads.
Might be handy if we ever get an empire haha.
Tried the stuffed crust meme a couple times and they're all shit
You lose half your pizza too and they have cheek to charge you more
>>66046474
I hate old people too though
They make me angry everything they do
>>66046490
eat weetabix
>>66046490
stop eating grass
>>66046438
You just need to leave the house and hang around with Chads and Staceys senpai. Do they even have British equivalents?
do dominos personal pizzas come with dipping sauce?
got any toilets for me to plumb lads?
just friendly neighbourhood polak
Did a SPECTACULAR poo today lads. Had to stand up while pushing the log out just so it would fit in the toilet.
>>66046469
>ALDI hot dog stuffed crust pizza
mate
got called a mephistophelian troglodyte in the job centre
>>66046553
>personal pizzas
would absolutely love to chin you
Really enjoy bringing on chewing gum lads
Got a few multipacks in, love nothing more than chewing a whole pack at once
https://twitter.com/Reece_Sanderz/status/784890041361436673
>russian tanks
>>66046595
woud love to rip that cunts head off
>>66046568
these are the sort of posts I come to /brit/ for Tbh
>>66046594
>>66046589
>>66046581
>>66046577
>>66046568
some very funny posts which i laughed at
bit worried pakiboo is gonna do something drastic lads
calling the rozzers
used to believe love was real lads
what a naive plonker I was ahaha
>why yes I do hate aldi, I would prefer to shop in an inferior British equivalent to avoid give those dastardly krauts any of my pennies
fuck sake lads
I had a blood test last wednesday and my arm is STILL sore
Family has taken to calling me "doc martin"
Not best pleased
got called a great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jelly in the London Assembly lads
>>66046667
weak cunt
>>66044764
thicccccccccccccccccccccccccc
Anyone care to explain what 'cheeky' means?
You guys seem to use it differently than American English
>>66046664
fuck off paki
cat knocked over a laptop stand i had upright, now pushing it around like a silly billy
>>66046667
thought they didn't allow massive bent cunts like you to donate blood?
>>66046695
foy
yeah alright trying a bit too hard to please me now didnt laugh at any of the subsequent posts back off yeah leave it just leave it
>>66046695
define it in american ""english"" first
>>66046717
I'm just asking then I'll leave
>>66046695
Stupid bloody Yank asking what "cheeky" means.
He can fuck off.
>>66046699
Enjoy asda runt
thinking of buying a thinkpad
on an unrelated note someone link me some good paki porn
>"Hey anon, the teachers not looking, have one of these bad boys"
>ta lad
I shop at the nearby Polski Sklep because it's cheap, convenient, and the cashiers are v. pretty.
Am I guilty of supporting the immigrant menace?
shouting from the rooftops
everybody scream your
can't believe the stones on this Yank lad to ask what 'cheeky' means
yeah he can suck a fart out my arse whilst he's at it
@66046747
go fuck yourself
>>66046749
More like a chinkpad
>>66046760
Get about 3 in a pack
>>66046748
ill enjoy superior waitrose and marks and spencers tyvm paki cunt
What are you dressing up for Halloween as lads?
So she took her love
For to gaze awhile
Upon the fields of barley
In his arms she fell as her hair came down
Among the fields of gold
>>66046713
>>66046677
delet
>>66046797
Nothing because I'm not a fucking Yank.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/lists/Michael-OLearys-most-memorable-quotes/
How is he so based lads?
>>66046766
Nah mate they have to stay in Britain now
Can't believe these neets get this triggered over one American.
Really shows the inferiority complex
>>66046797
>>66046760
>giving away the GOAT chewits when the jews only give you about 4
not bloody likely mate
indirect post
>>66046824
definitely opening this bet it's absolutely fascinating
My musical tastes run the gamut from ancient Sumerian folk songs to Norwegian Black Metal and everything in between. So I need speakers that deliver. Any recommendations for good speaker shops in Britain?
>>66046766
IDK lad. The reasons you listed are why I'm pro immigration.
>>66046760
got 4 packets of these for £1 earlier and i've eaten them all already
The UK is essentially an American colony these days tbqh.
>>66046836
This
holy shit janny is quick today, that has to be a bot
>>66046855
Shan't be reading this
pringles will be the death of me
especially when they're on sale for like a quid
swear they're laced with coke or meth or something
just broke my neck
>ill enjoy superior waitrose and marks and spencers tyvm paki cunt
Alri boyos
>>66046871
skyrim high elf lookin ass niqqa
>>66046786
A FUCKING NONCE
making a thai green curry with lamb because that's all i've got
Janny's on speed tonight boys
>>66046797
Nothing because I am not a 12 year old girl.
>>66046875
literally me
>>66046920
had a chinese for lunch today, was fucking delish desu
>>66046903
hehe just wana give that doggo a pet
mega LOLZ
>>66046898
Bought a tube from poundland just
Nearly finished
>>66046907
alri
>>66046902
not good is it
>>66046907
OI OI
>>66046952
EEEEEEEEEERRR
would love to sling one up your marge
if your old man don't mind that is
these threads are seriously weird
I think its all bots
>tfw 18
>no degrees
>no proper a levels
>no maths GCSE
>still get an interview on the first job I applied for
was sitting at the back of the bus when some runts came on and started calling me mean names
went down to the front but got called a bellend by the oaps for takingup seats
ended up getting off way before my stop
>>66046957
>>66046959
well tis alright like
breaking my spine now
it's the janny that is gonna send poleaboo over the edge lads now us
god help him
>>66046907
OI OIAY DEANO
GOT A DIRTY PINT HERE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT SON
GET IT DOWN YAAAAAA
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LIKE TO DRINK WITH DEANO
COS DEANO IS OUR MATE
AND WHEN WE DRINK WIV DEANO
HE GETS IT DOWN IN 8
7
6
5
WAAAHHHEEEYYYYYYYY
>>66046898
ONE YOU POP
they really meant it
>>66046986
yank
BBC Weather has stopped forecasting rain
rained about 10-15 times and it didn't get a single one
>>66046992
what's the job you're going to get lad
>>66047000
WAHEYYYYY, BATTY BOY
HAHAHA WAIT TIL DEANO, SMITHY, BARRY, GAZZA, SMITHSTER AND THE REST OF THE LADS HEAR ABOUT THIS ONE
OI OI
*enters Nandos with the lads*
>>66046992
>an interview
>>66047046
machine operator
I think the North is okay, shame it's full of Northerners.
>>66047044
>>66047044
>>66047044
Hand crafted new
>>66047027
what the fuck i literally just posted the exact same gimmick
hmmmmmm
>>66047040
stop ban evading Ludford, it's unbecoming
someone on pol got into Podestas social media accounts, it's over desu
>>66047046
Some administration job, didn't read it tbqh. Only £300 a week but that's ok since I don't pay for anything
>>66047079
Why?
>>66047078
Fuck off new
I'm going to self harm again
It'll make me feel better and get a reaction out of the GP when I talk to him on Monday
I'll just lay everything out there and say I'm suicidal, depressed, mental and taking tranny pills
>>66046446
Do you know how empty my life is?
There is nothing good, I don't even like posting here anymore, I don't like any shows, I don't even like Hearthstone despite playing it for hours every day