/brit/

first

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

generals are aidssssssssss

>>66040796
>>66040796


>>66040796
>>66040796
>>66040796
>>66040796


explain yourselves

End the taig plague

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Don't mind me lads just having a chip sandwich

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>>66041465
our cheese differs slightly from yours

Hello I'm a fenian and we're breeding you out of existence.

Imagine if 52% of the country could vote for us to go bankrupt. Would be a mental world that haha

>>66041584
>Tomato sauce
Don't mind me lad just having a vomit

Grow up

>>66041570
you're a retard and i'm not bumping your dumb thread

>>66041629
are you the yank from the last thread
your taste is utter shit

>>66041584

>sandwich

its called a butty you mong

Why do celebs think the plebs genuinely care about what they say?

What do you make of this?

http://www.camwhores.tv/videos/39668/mariahleonne-tinder-stranger-facial-part-1-in-private-premium-video/

>>66041631
explain

>>66041629
excuse me friend but you appear to be lost, this is clearly a '/brit/' thread i.e. it is for british people

you may not post in this thread, please leave immediately

>>66041661
It's a chip sandwich, he got that much right

>>66041652
Eating tomato sauce past the age of 10 is runtish to the extreme

>>66041616
Rasheed

>>66041700

>It's a chip sandwich

Its called a Chip butty. kys

American mustard is for fannies.

My eurorail trip
>flight from Birmingham to Budapest
>train to Bratislava
>train to Prague
>train to Munich
>train to Vienna
>train to Turin/Milan
>flight home to Birmingham international
2/3 nights in each over a 2 week period

>>66041672
VIRUS

DO

NOT

CLICK

Well the pope he went to Dublin on a big Italian plane
Collecting for the chapels and the Vatican
The nuns had plastic buckets an the priests had empty tins
And the Catholics had to stand and put there giro money in.

Alter boys with candles and plastic rosemary beads
And drank so much communion wine the al went af their heeds
And the pope said thanks my children for givin me your dough
but all the time we were there the boys of sandy row!

We hijacked the pope mobile painted it red white'n blue
We took it to Derry's walls and up the shankill to
We took it to sandy row to see King Billy on his horse,
Were he knelt'n kissed king Billy's feet and the horses arse!

>This is my last tune. I'm leaving music production due to some ongoing and incurable problems with my ears.
>Many thanks to my fans for all the support. It's time to concentrate on the new challenges ahead.
F

Evening boys

>>66041661
chat that shit to my face mate i dare you
>>66041674
1) the uk gov did not make that chart
2) it is based on geography and has nothing to do with any cultural or ethnic grounds (nowhere is the blue section referred to as 'nordic')
3) slovenes and greeks are not the same thing are they
>>66041700
get a better palette you complete philistine

>>66041748
>Huns can't even spell right when they're copy-pasting
I'm almost impressed.

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>brexit
>border is back with NI
>all the EU subsidies are cut for the Ulster-Scots language universities
>their dole is cut
>they cant go on holiday since the pound is worth nothing
>massive unemployment due to huge layoffs and closures
>all remaining industry moves out of NI

>catholics have also become the majority

>NI votes en-masse to reunite with us

This is happening now

>>66041751
who

>>66041743
sounds painful

>>66041744
when are you leaving

>>66041794
heamy

being drunk seems like such a good idea when I'm sober then when I'm drunk I'm just like 'oh this isn't that great actually'

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All I want is someone who can fill the hole in the life I know.

>>66041744
are you going with lads? should go a bit more eastern desu

You'd go to Slovenia and then onto Croatia and Serbia if you had balls

>>66041744
How many people are you going with, do you have accommodation already sorted or do you just pick a random hostel when you get there

>>66041793
ah yes

I'll certainly be voting for a united ireland after seeing this post

Finally able to wear jeans for the first time in several, long months lads :)

>>66041793
Who cares, Northern Ireland is more trouble than it's worth, you can have it.

>>66041820
>>66041794

>>66041793
>benefits scrounging cunts leaving the UK
You're acting like that's a bad thing

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>>66041793

Can he ever be stopped?

>>66041835
*sticks my willy in your bum*

filled your hole right up ;)))

why does UK english sound so much worse than US english?

is this on purpose?

>>66041902
russian dnb producer

>>66041793
if this unification thing becomes popular I might just vote against it in the referendum just to be contrarian

>>66041923
give an example or two you eejit

>>66041890
>more trouble than it's worth
>trouble

triggered

>>66041938
>eejit

stop culturally appropriating our words brit

>>66041923

Why are you not sucking my willy dutch boy?

Is this on purpose?

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how's gf 2016 going lads?

is it true britbongs will think youre a hooligan if you wear stone island and fred perry

i dont know where i got it from i didnt even know of the casual subculture until recently but ive always dressed like that desu

scared of going to london now lads

>>66041978
I'm half irish it's fine

>>66041792
Arriving back in Italy he complained of feeling poor
So they sent for a doctor to try and find a cure
He quickly found the problem and the cure was diagnosed
He had to have his nookie or become the Holy Ghost!

As he lay on his single bed his cardinals did explain
You got to get your end away or the smoke will rise again
"I'll do it said the papa, in fact mi thrilled to bits
But she must be blind deaf and dumb with a great big pair of tits!"

Now the bird she was a cracker, of that there was nae doots!
Black stockings and suspenders and kinky leather boots
But he cudnay get a hard on, in fact he felt a fool
Which proves if u don't play the game don't make the bloody rules!

>>66041923
We invented it so of course their version is worse

>>66041803
November 20 (?) Can't remember the exact date
>>66041849
Why would I do that? They're all shit
Going on my own btw
>>66041865
going with 0 people and I haven't sorted accommodation yet but I'm gonna book hostels beforehand
hopefully meet some people in the hostels but I'm happy doing my own thing anyway

>>66041938
eejit for example.

the whole sound and word choice sounds ugly and forced

very intoxicated lads

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>united ireland

L O V E this meme

>>66042029
in the middle of the day?

>>66042020
but that's an irish word, not a british word

>>66042001
They'll ask you what team you support and if you answer wrong you're FUCKED

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>the eternal anglo finally gets micked by the eternal hibernian

>and we always looked like the good guys all along

>>66042035
the orangemen know the republicans will be far less generous with the bennies

>>66041700
shut up u fuckin prick

>>66042058
the whole sound and word choice sound ugly and forced

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>wake up
>smell sausage cooking
>go downstairs and see this
wat do?

>>66042001
You're gonna get done in, mate.

Hope you know how to fight.

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Just skipped Psychology don't tell mum

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=426

>>66042105
Those sausages look shit

>>66042035

>2010

You should do a new poll now, look at how many people in NI are getting Irish passports all of a sudden

Imagine if I put my willy inside a girl in Prague lads haha

>>66042137
muh brexit xD XD xD

>>66042143
prague!!!!

>>66042137
ah yes because this equates to people wanting a unified ireland

sound reasoning

>>66042082

Our social welfare is almost 350% more than in the UK, 6 months time they will all be burning their orange sashes

>get home
>see someone talking trash about Poland
*cracks knuckles* (all 10)
Time to correct the record

>>66042001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9HoPB1inIU
you getting battered

>>66042110
Psychology is a meme degree

kind of thinking that I might call a sicky into work
though I need the money

>>66042018
>Going on my own btw
Discarded

Irish or British passport?

I feel like Irish is more useful because of EU freedom of movement and the Common Travel Area

>>66042011
>"""""""""Ulster""""""""" """""""""""""""""scot""""""""""""""""""

downloaded some JAV

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>get your island cucked and completlely invaded by the island next to it
>throw a wobbly and demand you get your entire island back
>fight a war against the country when they're already fighting WW1 on many fronts
>m-m-m-muh victory
>secede 6 counties (almost a quarter of your '''country''')
>m-m-m-m-m-muh victory!
>launch a taliban-nigger-tier assault against a peaceful peoples demanding you get your entire island back
>lose
>m-m-m-muh victory
>chocky are la!

is there a more cucked race than the irish?

>>66041529
https://youtu.be/djuAvmn37ug

'avin lunch at office watching this

>>66041929
You hang first.

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RIP

>>66042282
get both lad

>>66042329
Poleaboo you look awful ffs what have you done

>>66042282
fuck off leaf

>>66042265
Why? I can handle myself on my own and I bet I'll make a couple mates along the way
Not a sperg desu

going to wash up and make te

that wasnt dinner however was just some soup and that

probably have diner proper in maybe a couple of hours; the pizza place closes at 11pm so im in no hurry

in the meantime might watch a film, on a netflix free trial at the moment

>>66042282

The Irish passport is also a bit like American travellers putting Canadian flags on their backpacks compared to using a UK passport

>>66042329
christ

>>66042321
Ulster Scots, obviously.

>lose
Want to know how I know you're underage?

>>66042291
Famine Dodger go home

>>66042321
>is there a more cucked race than the irish?
Yes, the "British" Northern Irish

You're all Irish to us

>>66042143
you can't mate we brexited sorry

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>>66042329
What a fabulous haircut!!!

>>66042364
>Not a sperg desu
But you have no mates to interrail with?

>>66042321
100 years later
>w-we're going to get the rest of the island soon guys! b-because i said so

>>66042366
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099871/

>>66042380
I am home. You're the one who's supposed to be in Scotland m8.

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i've had enough

don't try and stop me

goodbye cruel world

>>66042282
at this moment in time, the British passport lets you get into more countries visa free

If we don't get freedom of movement then it will be the Irish one
but get both

>>66042329
He is literally a walking human disaster

did pakipoo get heemed today?

>>66042426
alri porridge

>>66042364
will people at hostels not think you're a weirdo travelling on your own

>>66042409
actually ive already decided itll be a tv series so delete that post

>>66042440
can't say I'm going to care if he did or didn't

>>66042340
is triple citizenship legal?
>>66042356
maybe your country shouldnt have been such a shit hole back in the day and my grandpappy wouldnt have had to leave
>>66042368
but the UK passport gets nice visa agreements with former colonies
>>66042438
Will look into being a triple citizen

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=426
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=426
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=426

NEW GAME

taig here ;)

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>>66042383
We're Irish to us too. Or maybe I'm just old fashioned in that belief.

>>66042143
Pro tip: Make a tinder and fake GPS to the cities you're visiting in advance, get a few matches and go from there

Even if you don't get a bang, you'll still get to meet up with people

>>66042409
I knew it would be that before I clicked on it

>>66042404
>Catholicism has constant growth
>Protestantism has constant decline
>There's an entire generation of hun children being raised with Irish passports, identifying themselves as Irish any time they go to an airport
It's only a matter of time.

>>66042400
All of my mates went to ibiza and magaluf in the summer and don't have the money/annual leave

I've got time off work I need to take and the money so I thought fuck it why not
You're the sperg if you can't do anything without your mates holding your hand
>>66042447
Possibly but I'm not arsed

>a UK rule prevents live football from being televised between 2.45pm and 5.15pm on Saturdays.

Da fuq?

>>66042420
but your
>"""""""""""""""""scot""""""""""""""""""
implied that I'm not a scot. Make up your mind m8.

>>66042481
>Royal Irish Regiment
>only prods

Don't make me laugh

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>>66042321

We will win this war through democracy and higher birthrates.
Dont worry lads, we will fence off the north east so you can still fling poo at each other in your containment zone, afterall the new Ireland is a place where all cultures, and indeed ARE WEE KULTURE can live in harmony.

Cant wait to laugh at all the silly impotent riots afterwards

>>66042466
you can have as many citizenships as you want, as long as there are no conflicting laws between them (i.e. need to give up one in order to get the other)
Many people here have Irish and British passports.
My brother has an American and British one.
In theory if one of our parents was born in Ireland he could get an Irish one too.

Don't quote me on this, but if someone can have a Canadian and British passport or a Canadian and Irish passport, I don't see why you couldn't have all three

>>66042538
>Huns can't understand basic English
Why am I not surprised?

>>66042543
Vast majority prod.

>>66042535
dont know dont care

Now that the pound is in free fall I will be doing my Christmas shopping in the North and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

>>66042535
Because all lower leagues play their games on Saturdays at 3pm

Honestly the blackout rule in America where they won't show a game being played in the area on TV if a game isn't sold out is way more fucked up

>>66042578
Neato. I feel like a right bad ass with 3 passports innit. MI6 material

>>66042605
thanks for injecting money into our economy la xx

>>66042605
>buying parcel bombs

>>66042636
No problem. The UK is the lesser evil currently.

Leeds

>>66042605

Do it before they put the border back, then they will have to close the shops

>>66042535
>Da fuq?

back to reddo

>>66042669
White Rose is shite.

>>66042535
Sauce?

The regiments traditions are all actual Irish, not smelly "muh fleg" rotters

>>66042686

It died alongside Woolworths

>>66042645
>Sniffer dogs wont stay away from under my Christmas tree.

>>66042605
might go up north and buy a few cheeky fireworks for halloween

*invokes article 50*

woops haha

*presses ctrl+Z*

>>66042323
>guy talking about obama
>looks just like obama
lol
>>66042516
sure thing hun

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>>66042569
>all cultures
My fucking ballix. Ulster will be forever mosque-free. If you try to change that, I'm getting the boys together and we're taking over the Irish government and making Ireland great again.


>The clear true eyes of this man almost alone in his day visioned Ireland as we of to-day would surely have her: not free merely, but Gaelic as well; not Gaelic merely, but free as well.

>>66042055
it's not even noon

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>A power cut interrupted the World Cup qualifying match between Venezuela and Brazil in the Venezuelan city of Merida on Tuesday night.

>>66042726
>sure thing hun
*fenian

I am the only true Irishman in this thread.

>>66042742

You are in no place to be making demands, there is so much empty housing up there we will have to just send them that way

>>66042784
that's not what i mean hun x

just getting in to bed, anybody want anything?

>>66042795
Watch your fucking mouth traitor.

>>66042440
decision in 5 days from today

>>66042820
caramac and a lilt

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>>66042794
Arthur pls

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippa_Bacca

>>66042820
Packet of Wotsits

>>66042812
*fenian

>>66042865
Dumb mobile poster

My life flows on in endless song;
Above earth’s lamentation
I hear the sweet though far off hymn
That hails a new creation:
Through all the tumult and the strife
I hear the music ringing;
It finds an echo in my soul—
How can I keep from singing?

What though my joys and comforts die?
The Lord my Savior liveth;
What though the darkness gather round!
Songs in the night He giveth:
No storm can shake my inmost calm
While to that refuge clinging;
Since Christ is Lord of Heav’n and earth,
How can I keep from singing?

I lift mine eyes; the cloud grows thin;
I see the blue above it;
And day by day this pathway smoothes
Since first I learned to love it:
The peace of Christ makes fresh my heart,
A fountain ever springing:
All things are mine since I am His—
How can I keep from singing?

>>66042865
fucking phone posters

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>>66042849

>>66042870
sure thing hun xoxo

>Poleaboos misconduct hearing is over

>It was just a charade, they were in it to screw me from the start
>They didn't have any questions, just asked if I had anything to say in my defence ("mitigating circumstances")

>One of the two women on the panel (the third was just taking notes) wasn't even familiar with my case, I tried quizzing her but she shut me down, it repeatedly came down to her saying that I have a conviction for stalking and that's fact, it can't be argued, I "stalked" other pupils and violated their academic regulations 3 times

>I tried explaining what I actually did "post shit online" but it was pointless, the woman who did the talking preferred to use the term "stalked out students"

>There was nothing to say because there were no questions
>There was nothing to say because they weren't familiar with my case at all
>There was nothing to say because they didn't understand my points (you already suspended me for a year for nothing, you owe me)
>There was nothing to say because they had clearly already made up their minds

>The one woman who didn't talk, my course leader, she was familiar with the case but I don't know what she remembers, did make a note that I was fined 300 quid when I bought it up but I doubt that's a legit attempt to be unbiased

>My body language said it all, I was relaxed at first, leaning on the table, face resting on my first but by the end I was leaning back, exhausted

>Game is rigged

>They reply in 5 days
>At most you will never see me post again after 2 weeks but YOU WILL post about me

>Gonna call detective now, I want to speak to a real person that know about me, just ask him if I deserved it
I-Is it...dare I say...finally over?

>>66042897
*fenian

Accidently reported the thread :(

>>66042934
sure thing hun xoxoxo

*fenian

>Tottenham are keen to play host to a permanent NFL franchise, too, with Levy telling ESPN: 'We would welcome close co-operation with the NFL and a dedicated team.

>'A decision is entirely theirs whether they bring a team to the UK, and where it would be is something that would be talked about, but yes, we would very much welcome that scenario.

>'We worked together [on the stadium design] because it needed to be viewed as a combined soccer and NFL stadium.'

You lads wanna go to a REAL football match with me?

How long to get to Belfast on the bus from Dublin?

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>pakireland thinking they've got a chance

charge your fucking phone

>>66042865

I just saw a photo of her. Eugh. Who'd want to rape her?

sure thing hun xoxoxo

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>>66042321
>not posting superior version

>>66043027
Remember that time you beat the IRA?

Neither does anyone else.

>>66043029
It's clearly on charge you fucking mong

>>66043022
Took me four hours on the train to get from Belfast to Dublin. Bus would probably be a couple more.

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>>66043017
>>66043017
>>66043017
>levy

>>66043022
Bout 2 and a bit hours.

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made me think

>>66043075
Fuck that then. Ill buy my cheap tat here.

Game still going:

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=426

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=426

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=426

THINK OF GOOD NICKNAME GIMMICKS

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>>66043027

How does it fel to be a minority in your own "country"?

>>66043055
Remember that time you had an independent united Ireland?

Neither does anyone else.

>>66043093
Is this in reference to Dia de los Muertos?

>>66042913

Maybe if you hadn't stalked your fellow students you wouldn't be in this mess.

>>66043093
ahh yes 'separate but equal cultures' very left wing

>>66043075
Which train did you get? There's ones that have much, much more stops than others. Like the one that has about 15 stops from Belfast to Newry, as opposed to the one that has 3 stops from Belfast to Newry and then like 2 more stops from Newry to Dublin.

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alri

>>66043119
>>66043055

>fenians coping poorly with banter

what a surprise

>>66042913
anything ever come out of that guy ringing the terrorist hotline lol

>>66043126
Yes, I do. You should into history.

>>66043119
ah yes

northern ireland outside of belfast

>>66043146
why do you expect regressive sheep to have a coherent world view? they are slaves to social pressure.

Who /protestantirishnationalist/ here?

Only problem is I love the Queen and hate the Irish flag.
>tricolour
not even once, get St Patrick's up in this shit.

>>66043192
relax hun xx

>>66043192
>REEEEEE KILL THE FUCKING FENIANS I HATE THEM I HATE I THEM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>omg like why can't fenians take banter like omg

If poleaboo actually does anything we've all fucked it

>>66043147
I can't remember was like 5 years ago.

anyone want their willy sucked

if you do reply to this post and i'll suck them all in the order of replies

>>66043245
excellent strawman

>>66042913
Me on the panel
Going to throw the boom at this little nonce

>>66043216
>Wanting St. Patrick's Saltire over the harp on the green background
Terrible taste lad.

Good Protestant man though.

>>66043266
It takes about 2 and a half hours max, if you get the one that has less stops.

>>66043216
this, the orange should be removed

just drank a pint of my own piss

>>66043270
depends if you're a girl 2bh

(please dont suck my wily for this post(unless you are a girl))

>>66043278
>I don't know what strawman means but I've seen it on 4chan a bunch and it usually kills an argument, so I'll try it here

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>>66043245
might want to simmer down there pikey WEW

>>66043242
are you from dublin cause my dicks a-dublin xx

>>66043322
this is first person to have their willy sucked thanks for replying

>>66043270
belfast

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Gf wants to try rape roleplay lads
What do I do

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me on the right

Hey Brits. Explain to me your ruling party and Theresa. Are they left or right wing? What are their opinions on social, economical, racial problems, foreign affairs? Immigration?

>>66043363
please i must know are you a girl

>three cornish pasties, 4 hash browns, half a tin of baked beans and peas and broccoli

This is why I'm getting fat

leaving e.u. was a big mistake imo

business idea: open a tape and dvd rental shop just as the internet becomes popular and never have any internet presence

>>66043304
Adopting Irish culture?

>Northern Ireland vs Ireland Threads
Irrelevant backwards shithole vs slighly less irrelevant backwards shithole.

I dont know how anyone can argue over these two places.

well good evening

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>these fenians

why don't you fuck off to /eire/

or, better yet, kill yourselves

>>66043376
the literal gf on the far right

>>66043403
OH MY DAYS BLUD

>>66043371
Catch her off-guard

>>66043403
fuck off you froggy cunt

oj babe french are bro-tier you're more than welcome here

>Can't kill based Fenian warriors
>Beg for them to kill themselves just so you stand a chance
Prods.

>>66043371
stick ur willy in her mouth whens shes sleeping

unsure if ive already wanked today desu

>>66043398
It happens at least once a day

>>66043460
Wanked 3 times today myself 2bh

in pain every second because she'll never acknowledge my existence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3EWyLRrIN0

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bf just sent me this

>>66043460
i didn't hear anything

>>66043371
Chase her into the bed room and throw her on the bed and tickle her. Or maybe she means you should get black out drunk and beat the shit out of her. I can never tell with women.

>>66043371
>tfw gf likes to dominated and wants me to take her from behind as i push her head into the pillows and grab her neck
>i just want to kiss her lips and have sex in missionary

terrible feel

>>66043492
could hammer out a rune full helm on that chin

>>66043492
bet you're one of the low test betas in the comment section as well

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ITT: images that make you go "hmmm..."

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have actually come to love the french over the past year

for some reason my work has attracted loads of french so about a fifth of the workforce in our department is french

they all speak excellent english, are great at banter and are generally great fun

I think all negative views of the french are held by those who haven't been around the french enough

they're basically british people but with funny accents

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Gf wants to try vape roleplay lads
What do I do

>>66043460
Check your bedsheets.

>>66043492
ah yes I'm sure this attractive young woman who makes a living from showing her mug on camera knows all about social anxiety

>>66043575
I want some french colleagues desu
Big fan of the so called frogs

have obtained the entire eatbrain catalogue through the 'port and the 'seek ama

never seen anyone anywhere saying that travelling alone is for weirdos, except on this general
some of you lads need to get a grip

>>66043573
Ah yes, Catholics. A wonderful people

don't know why some people think that their life goes up and down with the pound

>>66043575
once i bumped into someone in london and forgot i wasnt in quebec and said sorry in french and they responded in french

fucking frogs taking over the UK

Anyone else just post on /brit/ and sometimes forget just how weird people on 4chan are outside our little buble? I was on /r9k/ the other day and there are people there who are virgins in their TWENTIES.

>>66043377
they are centrist m8

>>66043565

some me

>>66043407
relax yourself HUN xxxx

>>66043615
It was just one sad loser that's never been invited on vacation with his friends and is too paranoid to travel alone so he has to put other people down

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/china-terracotta-army-ancient-greek-sculptors-alexander-the-great-marco-polo-a7357606.html

>Ancient Greeks artists could have travelled to China 1,500 years before Marco Polo’s historic trip to the east and helped design the famous Terracotta Army, according to new research.

>The startling claim is based on two key pieces of evidence: European DNA discovered at sites in China’s Xinjiang province from the time of the First Emperor in the Third Century BC and the sudden appearance of life-sized statues.

>Before this time, depictions of humans in China are thought to have been figurines of up to about 20cm.

>>66043632
london is the sixth biggest french city

>>66043519
>irish
>encouraging beating women
some things never change

>>66043656
sounds like honey haha

like what a wife calls their husband lol

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>>66043635

haha, wow they must be like total freaks heh

And so the book closes on another /brit/ saga

note: suicide or murder suicide still possible

>>>/r9k/32035432

>>66043666
montreal is the second

its proper shit living around the french all the time

>>66043661
RE RUZ STRATEGOS

reckon the post office will have my package i missed even though it says next working day

wednesday is the only day they're open late

>>66043667
Great post

>>66043573
Its a clever move really. Catholicism needs some retarded subhumans that will murder in its name to make the headlines and attract the stupid.

>You need religious reasons to want to murder Brits.

>>66043667
>not hitting your gf when she doesn't do what she's told
fuck off looney lefties

>>66043632
hahaha yes this happened to me once in london
I was in a burrito shop and all the lads behind the counter were french. some middle aged women came in too and she was french. talked to them for a while and felt in france for a second

>>66043619
I like this Aussie

>>66043216
Isn't that a bit of a oxymoron?

>>66043723
I thought that was what the Irish were for

>>66043376
>A british loli will never sit on your desk so you can sniff and lick it later
JFMSU

>>66043720
>hating devon
?

Watching Menace 2 Society and can barely understand what they're saying though playing San Andreas helped.

Next thread will be an anime thread edition

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>>66043774

>>66043802
great film

Might stay up late to access her facebook and check out her new email account

>>66043785
Jannys hometown

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>>66043720
;_;

>tfw your city is full of pakis, poles and niggers
>no frenchmen in sight
REEEEEEEEE
The only frog I've met in England was black

>>66043690
Dont listen to anyone who tells you to practice on fat birds. You end up developing a taste for them.

cannot wait for this fucker to top himself, it's been far too long

>>66043729
>not having her so well trained that she never disobeys

>>66043770
Yeah...I said that in my post. Work on your banter.

>>66043942
the french only go where the money is

>>66043581
don your fedora

Business idea: do a hip hop album that deals with the issues of having sex with lots of women, having lots of money and being violent

>>66043997
If you cant hit them then whats the point? No wonder your fertility rate is so low.

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VERY relevant

>>66043615
Too many sad cunts in here who barely leave the house so of course their views of shit that happens in the real world are going to be a little off.

Lads never been on a plane ebfore, how do I check in?


I've printed off a boarding pass, do I just go through security or what?Do I nede to go to my airline's desk?

>>66043661

>European DNA discovered at sites in China’s Xinjiang province

me going back in time and jizzing all over China for a summer

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about to go and watch death grips lads :)

>>66043941
Nice :)

>>66044048
I think it could work.

>>66043980
>implying I won't take someone big down with my, pledge allegiance to ISIS and make the headlines for weeks

>>66044073
jump the fence and stow away in the luggage hold

t. martin lewis

>>66043696
The gf is going to Montreal for business
Anything worth checking out?

>>66044063
excellent graph

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the gf

>>66044137
French willies

>>66044122
kek

>>66044063
>yanks higher than canada

bit gay

NEW

>>66044174
>>66044174
>>66044174

>>66044073
Bring metal objects in your carry on bag and after the cute lady eventually clears you and says "have a nice flight" just say
"You too"

>>66044073

if you have hold luggage you need to go to your airlines desks, or in some places a self service kiosk where you print out the baggage tags and then hand the bag in.

if not then go straight to security.

>>66044157
British Canadians are just yanks at this point and french canadians are cancer.

wouldnt personally mind having it away with the blonde girl from daredevil

>>66044188
Janny doesn't care either

Fuck off

>>66044157
go put on some dnb and smoke some weed you fucking leaf

>>66044198
Thanks anon.

It's just hold luggage.

I've brought an inflatable pillow cushion and travel bands for me and boss so hopefully that wins me some brownie points with him.

Is it gay if I bring him some sweets too? Never done this flying thing before.

>>66044153
but they'd be french canadian

even worse..

>>66044200
this is how it works

west of quebec = yanks
quebec = frogs
east of quebec = canadians

>>66044188
Hahahahaha! Get rekt, you fucking quim

ello chum

>>66044137
>Old port/montreal
>notre dame basilica
>mount royal park + observatory
>st josephs
>mary, queen of the world
>bike ride on the lachine canal

i just posted things that are different from most NA cities, she should find them interesting

>>66044251
So newfies are the only canadians?