/brit/

trump going ham at the rally tonight

>>66020591
good i need them protein gains

dropped a few red pills at the dinner table tonight. mum was NOT happy

>>66020586
>posting doxxable info


you're in for it now lad

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the missus

fuck me lads adult nappies are expensive

even a conservative estimate puts a reasonable supply at a grand a year.

>John Smith

imagine having such a boring name

>>66020644
cute

>>66020639
see if i care. my name is Jón Smiðsson

>>66020648
you microwave used ones?

>>66020577
>tfw have an idea for the next killer app but too lazy to learn to program
Basically it sends an alert on your phone whenever a women's nipples are hard in the vicinity. It's called "Nip Alert"

>>66020690
http://jonhalldor.blog.is/blog/jonhalldor/?month=-%20%20%20resp.next_month%20%20%20-;year=-%20%20%20resp.next_year%20%20%20-;offset=620
nice blog Jón

>>66020695
if i did then cost would not be a concern

except the cost of air freshener

dad posted a proper hardman rant about them clowns
might go round his house in clown facepaint and kick the shit out of him for a laugh

wow i actually feel good today


maybe life aint so bad after all.... :)......

>>66020716
Jón Smiðsson just means John, son of smith

see>>66020656

>>66020737
what if he shoots you

When will the Remainiacs start necking themselves?

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>>66020749
o_o you've opened my eyes

>Uni tutor got my name wrong
>"I will be meeting Peter the following Monday to discuss his progress"
WHO THE FUCK IS PETER
WHY DO I MAKE YOU THINK OF PETER
I'M NOT PETER

>>66020770
what

very fucked up rn lads

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Is there literally a more unfunny person in existence?

Glad he dropped off the fucking map tb h

>>66020842
You can solve your problems with some whiskey and morphine.

>UK government finally concedes cannabis has a medicinal effect

>>66020873
actually red stripe and weed

>went to the kitchen to get a banana and had to use my hands to open a bottle of water so put the banana in my pocket
>tfw for a brief moment i was eligible for one of those "is that a banana in your pocket?" jokes but no one was around to use it on me
>tfw no qt gf who asks if i have a banana in my pocket so i can pull the banana out and we could laugh and laugh for hours together

( v_v)

>>66020899
Fanny.

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>>66020887
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>66020899
Good lad

>>66020911
*grabs you by the scruff of your neck*
*drags you out back and shoots you*

>>66020887
>UK government finally concedes cannabis has a medicinal effect


can't believe you guys are so far behind even america in decriminalizing weed

someone is selling a PS4 for £125 but wants payment through a bank transfer
says he's desperate for cash to pay off a loan and his paypal account isn't linked to his bank account so he can't transfer it

scam?

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>>66020577

>>66020911
>Ew anon, is that a boner..get away from me weirdo

>>66020929
>Trying to piss
>nothing comes out
>see pic
>Think to myself "PEEter hitchens"
>Start giggling and piss with ease

That should not have happened and is most certainly going in the list of shameful experiences I should never relate to anyone but did.

>>66020911
had a dream i had a gf last night

it felt nice

>>66020938
*cums forcefully*

-why are you voting 4 clinton.
-PFF i do not know, she has vagina

>>66020944
are rotherbergs and goldsteins pro or anti weed?

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1476221506757.webm

need a babestation gf

>>66020749
>>66020690
heh

unironically prefer late night /brit/ with more yanks and canadians

>>66020959
got some stuff done rabbi, so pretty average

>>66021042
it's slower

might do a sleep tbdesu

>>66021024
jews love weed


see: seth rogen and jerry seinfeld

>>66020959
more

>>66020644
>I accidentally super size a lot idk why

>>66020644
fuck off i swear to god you runt is every girl in NC hideous?

>>66021065
guess that's why your weed push is happening then

we don't have any jews in power so it will come slower for us

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might have a watch of this t b h

>>66021094
>we don't have any jews in power so it will come slower for us


heh heh, cute. thats exactly what they want you to think.

kikes and anglos created the cultural marxist shit, to show that the west is not authoritarian compared to eastern europe during the cold war

>>66021028
fake tits and she never spread her arse cheeks

waste of 45 seconds

>>66021104
Certainly she meets a human being ?!

>>66021104
taking all bets, what do you think shes going to do?

i bet shes gives birth later on in the vid

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VERY fascinating

>>66021104
hope theres a robot aha

I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t had a cavity ever).

keeps the body strong as well, you know what they say use it or lose it,
that's why my liver is swole as fuck, not like your limp wrist sissy livers.

>>66021138
people knew their stuff back then

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mum asked me to print out my resume

going to have to start applying for jobs soon

I guess this is it lads

reddit is so pro-weed its hilarious

>>66021172
why not fake autism and claim bennies?

>>66021176
husband: how was work today hun?

her: busy day at the office

wow, where does he get his fucking machine videos

>>66021172
So long, Bruce.

We've had some good times together.

watching dragon ball super
realising that goku is getting his arse kicked as much as vegeta does

:(

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>>66021172
>he thinks he'll get a job immediately
you really are new to the job market aren't you

>>66021152
pretty much everybody who drinks heavily daily has fatty liver

>>66021176
I bet she never considered this when asked "where do you see yourself in 10 years" hahahahahaha

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>>66021172
you could also just distance yourself from society and live like humans were meant to

>>66021215

not new to the job market

i've applied for 6 jobs in the past year and a half

:^)

>>66021189
yea
honestly I don't see weed as some horrible thing but honestly its not that great either.

honestly don't care about legalization at all, its such a non-issue especially here. all I'd like is the option to grow a plant or two on my own without issue.

I think there are a lot of people who are addicted to weed and fervently attached to "stoner culture"
its a bit silly.

>>66021210
is the show any good?

>>66021176
dont think the blowjob robot is necessary desu but she seems to be enjoying it so whatever

>>66021228
mine is all muscle

>>66021272
the pussy robot IS "necessary"?

>>66021272
>It's all staged

>>66021272
>dont think the blowjob robot is necessary


heh... you just don't "get" fuckingmachines do you

Spilt water on an extension cord but I can't turn it off because someone's asleep on their bed next to it

not sure what I should do so I'm going to stay awake and make sure the house doesn't set on fire and turn it off in the morning

>he's never blown a load in a cute girls mouth

better than sex desu

cant wait to have sex for the first time 2bh

>>66021311
I never got blowing in a chics mouth desu

I feel creaming her is much more sensual.

My long lost brother just got in touch with me on facebook, what do i do?

Neither of us know our mum, he doesn't know his dad but I know my dad, feel really confused tbqh

>>66021298
there has to be at least one robot otherwise it wouldnt be a fucking machine now would it :/

>>66021335
>never got it

what the fuck? what is there not to get?

>>66021346
i never got it as in "never got any"

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>Hi, I'm from the United States of America

>>66021353
love the doggystyle ones desu

prefer in the pussy though

>>66021346
>>66021357
I mean like yeah its hot, but it doesn't do it for me like a rawdogging it and busting in her.

do you guys want to go explore the arctic together

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>Why yes, I am indeed from Iceland

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the dinner

All yanks must hang

>>66021417
I've been to nunavut.

Its shit.

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>>66021433
KILL ALL THE KOALA FUCKS

ITS GO TIME

>>66021430
mama mia!

>>66021417
last time i did that, i had to walk so far that the soles of my feet started to peel off

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>>66021437
I've been to the Yukon
its comfy as fuck

>>66021418
d-do girls get THAT wet during sex

>>66021404
you already gave it away that you're obviously a virgin man, give it up

>>66021482
People are going to respond and say yes, but the answer is sometimes.

Sometimes when girls get real in the mood they will be absolutely sopping, like your bed will be super soaked from it.

It doesn't happen all the time, but it happens

>>66021482
>>66021510
was literally going to write sopping hahahahah

Casanova yank

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Gin does make me angry desu

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IF YOU'RE LOST YOU CAN LOOK AND YOU WILL FIND ME

TIME AFTER TIME

>>66021510
>Sometimes when girls get real in the mood they will be absolutely sopping, like your bed will be super soaked from it.
hot

can't stop listening to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTDHnwnAf_c

My oh my do you want to say goodbye?
To rule the country, baby, you and I?

I think I may have poisoned myself lads

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Oh the posh posh traveling life, the traveling life for me
First cabin and captain's table regal company
Whenever I'm bored I travel abroad but ever so properly
Port out, starboard home, posh with a capital P-O-S-H, posh

>dedicated 100's of hours to watching my team
>they are going to lose in the first round of the playoffs

dunno why people do this. might give up on sports

what a waste of time

>>66020577
I don't understand this comic

>>66021597
good lad

going to bed early
1 sleep closer to getting a gf

>>66021597
Test

>>66021600
>dedicated 100s of hours


if it feels like something you have to stick through in a dedicated fashion you're doing it wrong. if it isn't enjoyable to you just don't watch sports.

>>66021645
you can enjoy something while dedicating time to it mate.

maybe you dont know what dedicate means?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DXTKTgArQY

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>>66021546
Girls just want to have fun tb h

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>>66021600
>my team

>Bu-bu-but it isn't Guy Verhofstadt's decision whether an i-independent Scotland ge-gets into the EU

Nice try cunt, but Guy's wholehearted support of Scottish independence is only an illustration of a wider shift. Now a vast majority of the EU understands and supports Scotland's independence from England and would welcome Scotland into the EU with open arms.

A UK outside the single market literally has NOTHING going for it. It would CRASH AND FUCKING BURN like you wouldn't believe. It would honestly be fucking hilarious to see how utterly, utterly irrelevant England would be in 40 years without the single market. You'd actually be Spain-tier.

>>66021666
that woman was originally referringto me

Is it gay if I like the song dancing queen?

>>66021697
it would be unnatural to not like that song 2bh

>>66021682
think we stopped caring like 2 hours ago sweetie

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>get with girl on a night out
>look her up on facebook the day after
>she looks normal and happy

Crushing feel

>>66021680
I own season tickets. I pay for the players

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

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Post your current top 5 boards in order.
what boards within the last month or so have you browsed the most?

me:
/int/
/g/
/ck/
/his/
/x/

>>66021697
Only if you never admit to it publically and mock anyone who does

>>66021708
Phone ran out of charge cunt, and time don't change facts kiddo. The UK without the single market is done.

>>66021682
Nobody cares about Scotland Jock.

English culture is British culture

>>66021725
back 2reddit you go

>>66021713
Fuck off you shitskin cuck

>>66021725
/b/
/pol/
/int/
/lgbt/
/mlp/
/a/
/ac/

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this is my favourite reaction image ever

>>66021754
learn to count dummy

>>66021734
Yeah, English culture is British culture and the English and some dumbfuck Orangemen are literally the ONLY people who kid themselves that """British culture""" even exists.

>>66021725
/sp/

/int/

/pol/

/out/

/k/

>>66021521
So you are the robot porn jew people were talking about

>>66021759
getting two birds stoned at once

una vela

Jock's having a tantrum lads.

>>66021788
make like a tree and fuck off

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>>66021759
this is mine

>>66021764
was just trying to get a rise out of people by posting the worst boards there are, didnt even read your post

/his/ is a failed shithole, don't know why the chink decided to create that board

>>66021725
/int
/tg
/k
/tv
/ck

that was a fun gungeon run
only flawlessed one boss but still beat the lich what am i like

might go to the park tomorrow and purposely get stung by some bees to see if I'm anaphylactic to them

>>66021725
I only really browse /brit/ and /sp/ (/heem/ and epl)

Been on /pol/ recently but that place is full of literal retards

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>>66021806
>/a/
>bad

*crosses my arms and shows disinterest*

>>66021831
good lad

>>66020577

>That pic

I know that feel

Any other awkward merit badges like this that can be described?

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Doing a contemplation of suicide again lads

>>66021831
have you never been stung by a bee before?

does anyone else here hate canadians or is it just me? absolutely fucking awful posters

>>66021682
Lol you got fucking BTFO in that thread hours ago then disappeared instead of replying and now want to pick up where you left off? Fuck off retard

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trump announced he'll be doing presidential rallies after he wins

Sissy little englacucks, their world's gonna come crashing down around their necks.

Government doesn't even have money for a new Royal Yacht. Going to be fucking hilarious watching all their hope and optimism and British nationalism get stomped into the fucking mud.

Britain is done if it doesn't have the single market. We may actually live through the destruction of Britain and honestly it gets me a little hard just to see all you xenophobic fuckwits on suicide watch for the next 20 years.

>>66021867
no idea

I have a fatal allergy to something but I need to find out what its to

>>66021808
>>66021725
yea its pretty bad
but I've been on it recently

honestly /int/ has better history discussion.

I should mention /k/ /out/ /vr/ and /pol/ as other boards I frequent but haven;t been on much lately.


mostly just /int/ /g/ and /ck/

>>66021833

Why only/brit/ and /sp/?

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>>66021872

>>66021860
Sitting in the seat next to someone on public transport

>>66020954
if he wont take cash in person then yes

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>>66021876
The time of the Banker Rasheeds is over
the time of O'Rorke has begun!

>>66021902
So what would happen if 5 white dudes rape a 15yr hijabi?

>>66021838
easy to trigger newcunts with animeposting

>>66021876
SEETHING

>>66021905

Pretending to text on your phone when you're standing by yourself in a crowded room.

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>>66021902
>tfw agree with Muslims and have a hardon for Orientalism but they still make me mad.

>>66021876
Haha, it doesn't even matter because I'm suicidally depressed and will just kill myself

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>>66021933
>hating anime
why even come to 4chan?

>>66021957
haha me too lad
me too

>>66021927
idk, try and see what happens

CANAKEKS FUCK OFF

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>>66021960
i dont you moron

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the vape gf

>>66021902
Need a Muslim gf 2bqh

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>tfw when meme joke music is actually good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZKDhDV6oto

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eating licorice and i accidentally bit down on my monitor cable haha

>>66021934
You wish. As I said, genuinely rather happy.

>>66021939
pretending to do something on your phone while you are waiting in public so people don't think you are weird

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this Chinese girl seems a bit desperate desu
she's qt as fug and has good music taste but she acts like she wants to marry me or something and we've never met.

would it be mean to make her help me get an apartment then dump her?

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wew

>>66022022
>not eating salmiakki instead
savages the lot of you

Today is gonna be the day that they're going to throw it back to you

>>66022043
me on the top right wanking off the sea pancake

>>66022039
Yeah kinda.

>>66022023
Happy but not confident enough to actually reply to the posts which pointed out how retarded you are? Great

Somebody please kill me I'm begging

>>66022059
made me smile

>>66021960

When it comes to /a/ you really are dealing with the ugliest side of anime addiction and shut in losers. There really is no filter or structure when you have thousands of socially awkward, narcissistic, self righteously indignant losers who will be offended at any response just for the chance to feel smarter and superior to everyone else.

Now that can be said for every board on the site, but /a/ is one of the most blatantly obvious when it comes to that. Maybe that's a good thing though in a way, cuts out the bullshit and gets right to the autism. Still a sad excuse though.

can't tell if /mu/ is a joke or they're actually serious about what they post

>>66022062
I've dated Asian girls before and they can be MENTAL when you break up or disobey them

honestly terrifying, and I'm pretty brutal with breakups since I just want it over with asap and cut contact completely because I'm autistic

>>66022082
gettim to sort you out

>>66022104
>disobey them
You're doing it wrong

Genuinely want some kind of war to start so I can go off and die but not be associated with the stigma of suicide t b h

>>66022047
the gas station was out of salmiak
i really like salmiak though

>>66022034

Thank you England for articulating and basically adding more words to what I already said, I always knew you had it in you.

>>66022123
>stigma
who cares if you're dead? :/

>>66022088
screw that other guy

THIS is what an attractive face looks like

>>66022135
I do

It's the only thing holding me back, knowing it would destroy my family's lives, especially my dad. Don't want to put that kind of burden on people close to me.

>>66022152
why do the people who were close to you matter if you are already dead

is this clown shite the most boring thing normies have forced all year

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrm_Mlg-znI

Hypnotic and sad tb h

>>66022119
>dating a sexy thicc Korean girl
>very sweet most of the time
>she had some stupid bullshit she was very intent on me going with her to
>I said no fuck off I want to drink and play videogames with my mates
>she kicks me in the balls from behind and starts clawing at my face after jumping on my back until I throw her off.

then she started bawling her eyes out like a lost puppy on the floor so I didn't hit her back.

I was just stunned honestly, white girls never do shit like that.

>>66022176
Because they will carry on after me you stupid twat.

>>66022128
Its ok.
I suppose we can also add the horror of making eye contact with someone you know while in the supermarket or on the train.

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literal 10/10

>>66022192
why do you care what they feel or do the rest of their lives if you are dead and can't think about them anymore

i remember him, he was always talking about how he wanted to fuck that coworker thicc chink cunt

>>66022212
Because know I can actually think. Like when I'm putting the belt around my neck all I can think about is my mum being told. Always stops me.

>>66022190
I know the type tbf, I feel like I can spot them just by looking at them which is weird.

Not saying they all do but some of them just carry around this scowl and chip on their shoulder. Avoid at all costs.

>>66022128
waving at someone accidentally

>>66022212
because you care about them now

>>66022183
I'm so detached from mainstream media I only found about clown shit on 4chan and I still don;t understand exactly what is going on.


seems like viral marketing for the IT remake.

>>66022184
Thats some trippy shit

>>66022247
yeah it's either for "it" or the purge tv show

>>66022210
6/10, 4/10 without makeup

>>66022201

What about pointing something out at a meat stand, getting what you didn't expect, then just accepting it because it would be too awkward to tell them to take it back?

I unironically enjoy this kind of autism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuEBKV6T5aU

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>>66022270
>purge tv show
wtf
that was such a stupid movie

>>66022282
That will do. Or going into a small shop to have a look and feeling obliged to buy something.

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>>66022283
played this game so hard i got blisters on my thumb

>>66022283
any tech mods make me hard
especially old modified tech like old computers or radios and such.

Just read this

>To determine the treatment of frostbite, prisoners were taken outside in freezing weather and left with exposed arms, periodically drenched with water until frozen solid. The arm was later amputated; the doctor would repeat the process on the victim's upper arm to the shoulder. After both arms were gone, the doctors moved on to the legs until only a head and torso remained. The victim was then used for plague and pathogens experiments.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_war_crimes#Human_experimentation_and_biological_warfare

wtf

>>66022184
Genuinely sounds like the music an insane person would have going on inside their head

yeah and amerilards forgave them

>>66022299
pretty sure they're making a TV show about it now after two movies haha

>>66022303

Kek, I know that one. Also, how about the discomfort you feel for hours after telling a salesman on the street that you aren't interested?

>>66022326
quite a lot of our modern day understanding regarding the physical effects of frostbite comes from these experiments

>>66022243

Also responding to someone's question when they were talking to someone else

death race 2000 tv programme when?

just smoked a fat joint. ym eyes fucking sting probably should go to bed tbqhg. just won $30 on online poker though so buzzing still llmao

>>66022326
In 2004, Yoshimi and Yuki Tanaka discovered in the Australian National Archives documents showing that cyanide gas was tested on Australian and Dutch prisoners in November 1944 on Kai Islands (Indonesia).[98]

Will the Japanese EVER pay for their crimes?

>>66022415
yeah the japs were fucked. back when jap POW camps were liberated, the liberating forces had to drag australians away because all the australians wanted to do was torture and murder every single jap who worked at the camps hahaha

It simply is not true? I know, butterflies, more important than 300 deaths which are based on the number of high school, I have peace.

Monkeys trained to fight, and I'm not a military sniper. You anything, but it was not. We wanted to determine the sex. I mean, I see the face of the earth.

If you think you can find something on the Internet? Evo cars. Be prepared for hidden spy network in the United States to attack the larvae of intellectual property rights, I must say better. The storm destroyed painful memories. Half of the children died. You can do it anywhere and I can already killed hundreds of hands. This is wrong, but smaller oil reserves, like an old man "that some phones Navy to play ugly." But now we can not pay ridiculous prices. I do not want to disrupt their wounds.

Half of the children died.

>>66022348
Thats pretty bad, like when you make eye contact with someone handing out leaflets or begging for change/ playing music in public.

>>66022372
Just an observation

you wanna scrap

>>66022445
post that webm of the aussie guy torchign the jap with the flamethrower lmao

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>>66022311
more of a mariokart64 man myself
>>66022325
same, watched loads of videos restoring old arcade box systems and such.

Never knew about the "Nintento playstation" until recently.

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>>66022467
yes please

genuinely cannot see myself having a happy life
wish i had the gall to end it all

>>66022447
is this the navy seals rant?

>>66022445
Had that time we trapped some jams in a swamp, good banter

hat night [of the 19 February 1945] was the most horrible that any member of the M. L. [motor launch] crews ever experienced. The scattered rifle shots in the pitch black swamp punctured by the screams of wounded men crushed in the jaws of huge reptiles, and the blurred worrying sound of spinning crocodiles made a cacophony of hell that has rarely been duplicated on earth. At dawn the vultures arrived to clean up what the crocodiles had left.... Of about one thousand Japanese soldiers that entered the swamps of Ramree, only about twenty were found alive.

—Wright[11]

>>66022467
don't have it lad soz haha

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>>66022476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ML1l-5C0_Q

lol fry piggy

>>66022468
look up "handheld [n64, gamecube, dreamcast, etc]". pretty cool stuff. guys vacuum form a case and put the system motherboard and all the buttons and sticks on it with a small screen built in

>>66022515
>You will never watch on like this as the greatest Empire the world has ever seen utterly obliterates every filthy runt who tries to get in it's way because we gave women the vote and they ruined everything

>>66022454

That gets me too. Also, when everyone turns to look at you enter a room and you wanna shrivel up like a jellyfish in the sun

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>>66022535
>>66022515

>>66022516
Seen

Also breakthroughs in emulation is enjoyable.

>>66022222

>>66022515
Twenty years before Australia [and the rest of the empire] was allied to Japan

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>>66022566
great post. here have a biscuit

>>66022508
>>66022515
good banter

>>66022515

Literally not human, don't feel bad at all being it burn

>>66022539
Yeah, theres an image of that which people here often post

testicles?
bollocks, more like!

>>66022599

Is that the one with all the girls staring?

well, no one talks about chink crimes, because the victims were not jews :)

>>66022535
Used to use a fedora picture when people said women voting was bad, but every instance of naiveté and arrogant stupidity i have seen, online and real life, such as taking the onion seriously , leftie bullshit about no borders because feelings etc. has been done by women.

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>Used to use a fedora picture when people said women voting was bad, but every instance of naiveté and arrogant stupidity i have seen, online and real life, such as taking the onion seriously , leftie bullshit about no borders because feelings etc. has been done by women.

>>66022627
Thats the one, i hate that image. The looks of half hidden contempt

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>there's an abandoned railroad in America with old abandoned trains along the way that you can climb into

want to do this

>>66022655
read the play by Aristophanes called "Women in Parliament" or Ecclesiazusae in Greek

its pretty funny and very relevant satire on women in politics.
>tfw no one ever learns from history

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>>66022675
doesn't really work lad

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>leftie bullshit about no borders because feelings etc. has been done by women.
the CIA did it hahahaha

>>66022690
HATE those lycra "srs bicyclist" wankers

>>66022690
hope one of those planks caves in and sends that smug dickhead face first into a load of rocks

>>66022712
thats really mean anon

ahh yes it's the runt dog that won't stop barking episode

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>read the play by Aristophanes called "Women in Parliament" or Ecclesiazusae in Greek
>its pretty funny and very relevant satire on women in politics.
>tfw no one ever learns from history

>only £360 to fly to LA

ah yes

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safari live is on lads

it's a sunrise episode

>>66020577
oh fuck lads I'm freaking out, my 16 y/o gf just inboxed me saying she thinks she's pregnant, not had her period and keeps waking up to be sick, she has some ovaries problem which could explain the period thing and has recently been ill which could explain the being sick thing - we had sex without a condom once and it was literally 3 pumps and I didn't cum. Is it game over for me boys or are we just worrying about nothing?

you are either a beta scumbag or an offended cunt who can't handle reality

>>66022734
game over lad. best order some abortion pills from china

>>66022693
>>66022655
It is ridiculous how obvious it is. I was like you, I thought bare faced misogyny and disallowing women the vote was stupid because I'd been raised by a single mum had a majority female family and they were all great, all voted Tory and were mildly informed voters, certainly more than the average. Then I've watched over the last decade or so as every single movement and ridiculous claim/lie/"policy" that has been laid out to strip people of their freedoms and their money has been spearheaded by entirely or majority women.

It's always some crying sob story telling mother who wants to ban the next thing because she spawned someone thicker than pigshit who managed to take their DNA out of the gene pool by offing themselves with a fucking prittstick or something retarded.

>>66022693
Thats surprisingly accurate
Any instance of stupidity by the general public- if its physical then its a man, like the clown bullshit.
if its to do with handling alcohol badly or taking something stupid seriously/ supporting something stupid/ saying something stupid its always a woman

>>66022693
yes we should take an extremely misogynistic society seriously on women in politics

sexist loser

>>66022751
she's fucking told me she won't have an abortion, any ideas on how to make her lose the kid without getting caught? or convince her to have an abortion?

holy shit lads
http://imgur.com/gallery/6QYgU

well at least the (((patriarchy))) is still controlling the world

>>66022705
>wearing normal shorts and baggy top and a go pro ontop of a safety helmet
>srs bicyclist

Fuck off cunt. The ones in the full latex suits and aerodynamic racing helmets are retarded but dressing for the occasion while you're on a huge fuck off bridge in a desert is fine.

>>66022734
>we had sex without a condom once and it was literally 3 pumps and I didn't cum.
Very unlikely if accurate but if she is, congratulations you're extremely fertile.

was making a grilled cheese on the stove with shredded cheese and discovered something that could easily become a dark secret

shredded cheddar cheese tastes fucking amazing when you put it straight on a pan and sit it on the stove. it tastes like cheezits but a million times better

>>66022769
>http://imgur.com/gallery/6QYgU

just use a fucking lift desu it's 2016

>>66022765
crush the abortion pills up in one of her meals you faggot

she'll think she had a miscarriage

are you a chav or something? what are you doing knocking up a 16 year old

>>66022782
grated cheese tastes more intense because a greater area of cheese is hitting your tastebuds

>>66022781
DON'T FUCKING CONGRATULATE ME I'M SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING KILLING MYSELF IF I CANT MAKE HER GET RID

>>66022798
I'm not really a chav just a pervy 19 y/o

>>66022756
>no guns someone might shoot up a school, the ability of people to defend themselves is not worth the possibility of a shooting

>let refugees in, sure a few may be terrorists but we have a moral duty to let them in, not all muslims are terrorists

ffs women

>>66022769
>jump down
>forgot to do Sif
FUCK

>>66022801
kill yourself fucking scumbag

>>66022769
would love to throw myself off that australian one t b h

>>66022823
seems like that's going to be the choice if she ends up having the kid

>>66022764
>yes we should take an extremely misogynistic society seriously on women in politics
>implying
Greece was hardly close to that. and neither was Rome.
>>66022756
its not like there are no men guilty of the same though it makes me laugh how terrified and loving of repression these people are. and yet I'm still subject to their terrors.

>>66022828
then, kill yourselves fucking scumbags

Go to this when we hit bump limit
>>66020466

>>66022839
why do you seem triggered anon, what've I done to upset you?

>>66022801
I can tell by your capital letters you're very serious.

people have sex w/o condoms all the time and avoid pregnancy by pulling out before they cum. It's not impossible but unlikely is what I'm saying. Get her to the GP, today.

>>66021092
no they have some A+ qts there

well, u want to commite suicide

>>66022770
If they were then women wouldn't be fucking things up in europe right now.
Also JF out.

>>66022801
You can't have got her pregnant how you described, either you forgot about another time or she is loose. Am judging though, thats a bit young.

>>66022782
don't let them know brother
the secret of baked cheese must remain hidden.
soon you will be slicing blocs of cheese with ninja skill and making cheese chips, or making cheese-balls and frying them up.

>>66022853
she's picking up a test kit today

>>66021172
don't be afraid to lie a little bit on it

Just not about having skills relevant to the job you want. That will show when you start working.

>>66022861
I could have got her pregnant if I precame a bit and I'm extremely fertile, you're right though if she's pregnant with any luck she cheated on me, I'll get a dna test before I kill myself

>>66022866
I'd put my money on not pregnant, for what it's worth.

How old are you btw?

>>66022861
because (((they)))) tell'em to act stupd....i mean think more freely

>>66022892
19

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this is my favorite from the banner contest
/out/ and /trv/ are also great.

>>66022756
screeching
>>66022856
>replying to a 1 1/2 hour old post

top yourself

>tfw sterile

Feels good, but also sometimes, incredibly bad

>>66022906
nonce

>>66020623
Test

>>66022891
If you are the father you get to go to prison.
You need an exit plan, or proof perhaps you didn't know her age.
An EU country will, at this time, be difficult.
You may have some luck disappearing to America quickly, or maybe eastern europe/Russia.
South America is always an option too but its dangerous

sterility is genetic

>>66022921
id kill myself if that was the case wtf