/brit/

Enough about Aleppo, lets talk about Assad. I'm sincerely worried for him.

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

penile

Bushy armpits are great.

>>66018380
that's a man

How do people go on holiday in 3rd world countries?

So many things can go wrong

The tap water can kill you, the dogs can give you rabies, the drivers are suicidal, the police are out to fuck you

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>>66018413

>>66018422
Yes the psni fucked me before

>>66018422
most of that describes michigan too though

>>66018422
you just described my last visit to London

>>66018384
he fucked her up good, now she's a massive bitch hahahaha

absolute lad he is

>>66018456
one of the cleanest, safest cities i've visited imho

Wish I could get hands on capital to buy a small pharmaceutics plant in China - pump illicit drugs out on the down low.

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really made me thingk

me avoiding to get arrested by the border patrol

>>66018466
What cities have you visited? Bradford, Birmingham and Delhi or some shit?

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Me

>>66018479
howling that some runt actually took the time to count this

>>66018479
howling at the thought of someone autistic to count every person
christ

>>66018489
London receives tons of investment and is responsible for something like 40% of the wealth of the country

>>66018496
(You)

>>66018374
top right quadrant includes the entirety of the 2 party american political discourse atm. aint just trump ya over-simplistic dingus shitheel

>>66018479
literally autism

>>66018507
That has absolutely, preciserly FUCK ALL to do with how much of a dirty, paki and nigger ridden shithole it is.

But you alread know that. You're only defending it because you're one of those London pakis yourself.

>>66018501
>>66018504
snap

>>66018453
this is hilarious because it's actually fucking true

going to sign up to coach youth soccer tomorrow lads

signing away my free time

>>66018446
Do NOT appreciate you considering Northern Ireland a separate country.

>>66018501
>>66018504
>>66018524

this rally was also at a huge liberal university where the professors gave students extra credit for attenting it. infowars was there interviewing random people asking why they're there and they said because they have to be. they also said they're not bothering to vote for clinton kek

>>66018457
>celebrity gossip

ISHYGDDT

Need a green-haired gf

>>66018550
nonce

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I'm thinkin bout those beans

>>66018507
t. Rasheed

>>66018531
London is clean and 95% white

Don't really care about 4chan memes, doesn't affect me. I just know you're bitter since you can't afford the rent prices

>>66018422
you just described my last visit to Mogadishu

Just been to see the Blair Witch lads, you see the Blair Witch in it and she is slender man

>lost my only friend years ago
>realise i'm actually too autistic to fit in to imageboard generals too
>come here because i've been run out of the last one
>will never have a friend again
kind of hoping for ww3 by the end of the year desu. ideally with my body turned to radioactive ash by christmas.

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>>66018579
>London is clean and 95% white

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>>66018579
>London is 95% white

>>66018531
he's sort of right, the UK would be poland tier if london didn't exist. Sure poland is white but it's third world.

London is 95% white as long as you avoid the poor outer areas which nobody goes into

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Trump will drop out and Jeb Bush will become the new candidate winning a landslide victory and ushering in a new era of prosperity to the globe

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>>66018507
From 2011-12 but still really makes u think.

>>66018605
Maybe you shouldn't have lost your friend then m8

london more like asiandon LOL

>>66018615
second world*

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>>66018615
>London is clean and 95% white
>He's sort of right

>opens up rightmove.co.uk
>enters price range
>'flats in London'
>0 results

p-pakis

>>66018605
Where'd you lose him? Silly thing to do

>>66018618
The sewers are 100% clean as long as you avoid the floating shit

>>66018605
ah yes, do the exact opposite of a solution to your problem

>>66018656
Lel fantastic post

pirates getting pirate'd

>This triggered paki

London is quite literally 95% white

>>66018644
i mean about wealth you runt

>>66018665
there is no solution to my problem.

plus if there is, there's something suitably poetic about getting a friend only for an ICBM to immediately turn us both to dust, hand-in-hand.

>>66018563
it was posted here all the time when it first came out. I wouldn't judge too hard seeing as you post on 4chan which is probably as trashy as any of those magazines

London is nice only for literal millionaires. If you're a banker that never leaves the City of London it might be nice but for regular folk it's shit.

>>66018624
o no it's 2010-11 i have now totally discredited myself
>error you must wait before posting a reply
WHY DOESN'T 4CHANX AUTOMATICALLY ACCOUNT FOR THIS SHIT ANYMORE.

>>66018555
I don't care at all m8, the photo is still autistic as fuck

>>66018694
The discussion wasn't about wealth, you spastic.

>>66018710
Not really, if you're middle class/upper class, its probably one of the best cities in the world

If you're not, then you should just move to the North or somewhere cheaper

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bottoms up lads haha

might meet my family in london now that we have a good mayor

>>66018698
Go volunteer to fight in Syria for the kurds or Ukraine for novorussiya

Cannot wait until Hillary thrashes Trump and all the embarrassing underage /r/The_Donald newcunts commit sudoku

>>66018727
that's fine i'm just pointing out how fake hillary's campaign is

Why is the food in England so shitty

cannot i repeat CANNOT find my fegs

>>66018605
>lost my only friend years ago

recover and start doing things to make new ones, the vast majority of friendships are impermanent, you can make even better friends. i went through this recently and reconnected with my old best friend and while it was fun we still barely see each other and hes kind of an asshole now. im sure there were loads of reasons that you grew distant from your friend but the relationship probably ended for the best, most relationships have an expiration date. maybe you can reconnect or maybe you can make better friends, but it isn't that big of a deal.

>realise i'm actually too autistic to fit in to imageboard generals too

we all are, no one fits in on 4chan because everyone hates each other. this isn't the real world.

>>66018735
kill yourself fucking scumbag

racists get out of my thread

>>66018768
ah its you

>>66018759
haha yeah I care tonnes

*walks away and talks to someone else*

Literally cannot wait until Trump thrashes Hillary and all the embarrassing shills commit suicide.

business idea: The Islamic caliphate of Mexico

>>66018727
>open up photoshop
>put a dot on everyone's head
>look at the number of changes that have been made

Maybe 5 minutes at max, autistic maybe but it's to debunk hillarys lies

>>66018768
Mate seriously what's your fucking problem? Just you calm yourself down to fuck fatboy

>>66018782
>

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>>66018783

glasses broke a few weeks ago and have been wearing contacts 24/7

left contact lens turns into a blurry itchy mess by the end of the day

life is suffering

>>66018783
cool idea, would literally stay the same tho

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

F A T C A M
A
T
C
A
M

>>66018793
Glad I've filtered flags like these, Probably a terrible post too.

>>66018555
typical. nice trips btw

Picked up Taco Bell for din dins lads

>>66018800
i correct myself
the islamic caliphate of Mississippi

Lost my spoon so now I have to eat oatmeal dinner with a dirty fork. This is what I dreamed of as a child. Later I will be living out my boyhood fantasy of washing socks in a small bathroom sink.

you wanna scrap

its throwing a fit, dont acknowledge it

>>66018837
yea

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I was speaking to my friends at the mosque about the American election and my friend said that the phrase "Make America Great Again" was simply a coded way of saying "Make America White Again" is there any truth to this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGTnkrw3Tc0

someone called my music taste unrelentingly shit earlier, hope this makes them think otherwise

TUNE.

>>66018581
there are no police in mogadishu

really want to take a British girl's virginity again if I'm being honest lads

>>66018786
>say nothing but call it autistic
>autistic maybe

glad we're in agreement

*posts laughing reaction image*

Guess I've won the argument folks

>>66018521
ahh yes the marty sharterson

imagine getting mad about people posting about clinton while you shill trump like a good goy

This overweight Mexican rat needs to calm himself down right fucking now and stop throwing a fucking shitfit every time he reads something he doesn't like, autistic fucking dummy

Otherwise he'll get my boot to his triple chin

>>66018848
Trump loves everybody with a US passport

This has nothing to do with race

>>66018838
I just want people to think I'm funny. Why do people like you continually ruin this for me?

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>66018849
No it doesn't, its still fucking shit

>Ps: didn't open link

imagine being a dirty irish

not a fun thought folks

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>>66018828

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/22/barack-obama-arrives-in-britain-to-tell-voters-to-remain-in-the/

>>66018866
This, at least Clinton shills get paid to do it

Even if Trump got in I doubt he would change shit that much, he'd be a far flung from the saviour of humanity the alt right make him out to be

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>At 0840 the next day Army Group Don received the last message from north pocket:
>XI corps, with its six divisions, has done its duty to the last.
>Long live the Fuhrer!
>Long live Germany

imagine getting mad about people posting about trump while you shill clinton like a good goy

>>66018891
howling

>Studio Ghibli color designer, Michiyo Yasuda, has passed away.

It begins

>>66018910
Imagine having bread more than twice a week.

>>66018850
thats what they want you to think

>>66018929
What

>>66018877
it's easy to ignore really
he has just been repeating the same words and they have lost their meaning a long time ago

>>66018929
imagine me breeding your twink boy pussy and making you into the little sissy bitch you are and then going on dates with you and cuddling you because it's not gay since you look like a girl now

>>66018929
It's called being a Trump supporter and proud.

>>66018849
*listens to song*

hmm yeah thats really good!

*walks off and fucks someone else*

Going to pig the fuck out in Greggs tomorrow

>>66018972
wew

>>66018848
trump isn't racist. that's just democrat fear mongering

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>Surrender is forbidden. Sixth Army will hold their positions to the last man and last round and by their heroic resistance make an unforgettable contribution towards the establishment of a defensive front and the salvation of the Western world

>>66018980
*calls you a racist*

>>66018909
Strecker survived though

my goal is to live a beautiful life lads

>>66018951
It's food for the middle class.

>>66018980
>pig
haram

>this fucking Trump shill

Hahaha

https://twitter.com/JordanPeele/status/785712419167350785

haha

met this girl who told me should would never vote trump and asked me how i felt regarding the situation in the us

i told her i didnt like any of the presidential candidates

tfw i matched 96% with trumps policies
tfw i lied

who /actor/actress/ here?

cat wants to go outside but i'm not going to let him out

>>66019007
maybe you should start by fixing that face of yours

ZING

no one cares about ur shitty life, nigeroid

>>66019020
>should would
im gonna end it there lads

>>66019017
Proof humans have emotions.

What now, shill?

>>66018964
Give me animal protein once a week and I wouldn't even care.

>>66019020
>trump
>policies

>>66019023
stfu nerd

>>66019020
>/actress
alright let me stop you there, i know you swedes are all for diversity and inclusiveness but there are no females in /brit/

>>66019017
yanks are a strange bunch

>>66019059
you'd be getting some animal protein alright, twice a day

>>66019054
https://twitter.com/br_uk/status/785812795556302848

>>66019059
here's your animal protein
*spurts a load of semen in your mouth*

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>>66019022
that's animal abuse you scumbag

>>66019082
>>66019084
Probably better than the current diet of potatoes and oats.

>>66019022
cant imagine all of the wacky adventures australian cats get into what with all the spiders and koalas running about

Saw a side of my dad that I've never seen before on Sunday. Someone parked their car really close to his in a car park, and he got really angry and he wanted to key the side of their car. He put his side window down and he was about to do it, and I had to physically restrain him and make him realise that there were cameras everywhere.

>>66019083
>I bookmark twitter posts
Classic shill tactics.

lord of the flies
lord of the rings
or lord of the dance?

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>>66019078
>aussie calling anyone a yank
laughing

>>66019120
foy

>>66019116
You're funny

>>66019017
This man is making an "interracial horror" movie where white people are evil because they make black people act civilised or something.

>>66019094
no it's not, he's still got his knackers so i'm doing the world a favour

>>66019131
see
>>66019120

>depressed
>can't be fucked with uni
>parents think i'm gay
>am actually mtf trans
>mum almost found my pills

what do i do ;_;

>>66019138
FOY

>>66019133
Mission accomplished.

>>66019110
the urge to key cars in older men is one of the main symtpoms of dimentia... im sorry m8.............

>>66019150
FOY

>>66019144
if you're cute you can move in with me but you gotta give me a kiss ;)

>>66019120
t. Yank Yankton III

>>66019152
Hahahaha yea sure thing

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>brits

what is this luke cage shite reddit is wanking over

>>66019144
Stop being such a little bender and get on with your uni work

>>66019160
are you cute?

>>66019156
so is misspelling "dementia"

>>66019168
sorry if I struck a nerve sweetie x

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Really surprised cars don't get keyed often

>>66019188
Not at all bb u less you mean the funny nerve

>>66019182
waheyyyyyy

>>66019171
Luke Cage the bulletproof black man who fights criminal black men

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reasons to love england
1) the accents
2) god save the queen
3) cardigans with flat caps
4) did i mention the accents?
5) cute boys
6) funky music
7) fish and chips
8) austin powers
9) did i mention their bloody accents!!!!!??
10) they killed hitler

>>66019156
Well he's been treated in the past for depression and anxiety, but keying someone's car is just a twattish thing to do. I've lost some respect for him.

>>66019201
not sure americans have 1

>>66019196
Keyed a cagerunt when he almost murdered me while I was cycling

>>66019196
where i live they do

fucking 13 year old polish chavs when will they learn

Honestly cannot believe how incompetent of a military general hitler was, he really fucked up the eastern front for himself

>>66019220
Hahaha there you go again

>>66019120
>this is what yanks actually believe

>>66019212
only agree with 2/10

>>66019181
i wouldn't say cute but i'm not ugly. a mexican girl told me i had pretty eyes in highschool as well as by proxy from the friend of a girl who had a crush on me but already had a boyfriend and was kind of crazy

>>66019171
bulletproof nigger

>>66019182
omg fucking nerd stfu

>>66019017
literally me

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>>66019212
reasons to love B R I T A I N you paki

>>66019235
;)
>>66019212
I approve this message

>>66019242
It's just the one retard that keeps posting the map he made

>>66019247
post pics

>>66019260
no i post it too but i saved it as the same filename

>>66019216
acknowledge him as the alpha male you runt

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>>66019120
>russians are yanks
literally what

>Axmann's Hitler Youth formed a major part of the last line of German defense, and were reportedly among the fiercest fighters. Although the city commander, General Helmuth Weidling, ordered Axmann to disband the Hitler Youth combat formations, in the confusion this order was never carried out. The remnants of the youth brigade took heavy casualties from the advancing Russian forces; only two survived.

>>66019120
>some of the most redneccky parts of the country
>not yank
puh-lease

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feel sorry for the animals that suffer and die in natural disasters

>>66019292
They should've moved when they had the chance la

Survival of the fittest

>>66019288
Grim as fuck

Imagine being 13 and being given a panzerfaust

>>66019226
idk the nazis did pretty well for themselves considering it was them vs the rest of the world

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>>66019274

>>66019277
He's becoming a silly old man, I'm the alpha now. He gets confused a lot and he's a lot weaker than he was a few years ago. He used to be big and strong and now he's thin and frail.

>>66019310
cute

>>66019310
x

>>66019308
i would have killed for the opportunity to faust panzers when i was 13

>>66019308
if it makes you feel any better, the hitler youth summer camps were basically orgy fests. the administrators promoted it. lots of parents were pissed their daughters were getting pregnant. so it balances out

>>66019327
you should have keyed the car then pussy

>>66019310
can't say I would. soz.

>>66019310
x

>>66019327
Nows your chance, you have to force him out and claim his wife as your prize. He's weak, he can't protect the household any more

>>66019327
sounds like he's on the way out m8

should cherish the time you have left

>>66019327
just get him put down and end his misery mate

>>66019327
>He used to be big and strong and now he's thin and frail.

considering this and all the emotional instability sounds like his health is failing him in a big way 2bh

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>>66019309
No. They really didn't. They had horrible logistics. Something like 20% of their military was mechanised and about 80% of the red army was mechanised. They relied on horses, mules and donkeys for transport. More horses were used by the Germans in ww2 than ww1. They were abysmal at urban warfare and Stalingrad caused the loss of ww2. If hitler didn't decide that Stalingrad would be a huge propaganda victory because it had stalins name in it and took the oil fields in the Caucasus and pushed for Moscow in August rather than October like his generals told him he would have won the eastern front.

He was an incompetent cunt.

>fire alarm is chirping

put me out of my misery

checkmate

Always feel angry, irritable and in pain after I nap during the day

why is this

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>Cloud base 15,000 feet, visibility seven miles, clear sky, occasional scattered nimbus clouds, temperature minus 31 degrees centigrade. Over Stalingrad fog and red haze. Meteorological station now closing down. Greetings to the homeland.

>>66019403
had he gone straight for moscow they would've been slaughtered, at least the battle of stalingrad was pretty close

>>66019403
Seems like his own hubris got the better of him

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Can't stand super extroverted people like Jim Carrey

*reaches into my monitor an slaps a random person on /brit/*
hehe. who'd i hit?

>>66019477
hmm makes u think

banter

>want to wear glasses
>no vision problems
>don't want to risk being caught as a hipster wearing transparent lenses
>not yet crazy enough to damage my vision on purpose, but only because i don't know how to do it reliably enough to need glasses without fucking it to the point where it'd stop me getting a drivers licence or such
fucking hell the obsessions are not good.

>>66019523
god dammit this fuckin nerd just smacked me

No answering back.

ow lads
some tosser's just hit me

>>66019520
Have you thought about my cock today?

>>66019538
>>don't want to risk being caught as a hipster wearing transparent lenses
Holy fuck who gives a shit

I want to do it but I can't find any physical stores, they're all online and I can't try the glasses out

>>66019538
Just wear fakes

>>66019520
I always thought he'd kill himself before Robin Williams

>>66019476
Not at all. He wouldn't have been as spread out as he was in the push for Stalingrad. His army could be reinforced. His army wouldn't face encirclement like they did in Stalingrad. They would of had closer fuel depots.

Also had he spent less time removing pockets of resistance in Ukraine.

>>66019538
>>66019565
I literally clock every little fruit I see wearing fake glasses.

>>66019538
>don't want to risk being caught as a hipster wearing transparent lenses
>would rather intentionally damage eyesight to require glasses

gas yourself you utter lunatic

>>66019538
>>66019565
the definition of a hipster

t. glasses wearer

>>66019601
>>66019586
I just want to wear them because it will cover the ugly parts of my face and make everything more symmetrical

Literally nobody cares, piss off

>>66019596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAEmoLcoAqw

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>>66019601
>Implying hipsters are bad

>>66019618
>Literally nobody cares, piss off
i'd say about 60% of the population would think you're a superficial jackass if they found out you wear fake glasses

you can't tell the difference between fake and real glasses

>>66019623
Foresight 20/20

>>66019538
im pretty sure you can get glasses that arent prescription glasses

just buy some of you really want some

>>66019618
Protip: The only thing glasses hide is your eyes, oddly enough.

I can't count the number of women who have remarked on my eyes being blue after seeing me without glasses as if they haven't known for me years.

They hide NOTHING else.

>>66019565
>Holy fuck who gives a shit
Me. I have serious self-perception issues and I'd rather the entire Kurdish race exterminated than be caught "pretending" and get ranted at by some specky cunt.

Actually my resentment over the issue has built up so much that I'd probably break the glasses of anyone who genuinely needed them and challenged me on it. (And then they'd beat me senseless.) I am not a mentally well man, and the resentment of people who need glasses towards people who don't but want them has fuelled this to dangerous levels within me.

>>66019586
clock as in catch, or as in hit?
because I warn you I will hit back. and then you will break my ribs, but i will hit back.

>>66019596
fuck off australiacunt

>>66019601
REEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU BASTARD FIGHT ME IRL KILL YOURSELF
IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR
WHY DO YOU FUCKS NEVER CONSIDER HOW I FEEL, IT'S ALWAS WAAAAAAAAAAAH THEY CALLED ME SPECS IN SCHOOL AND I'VE STILL NOT GOTTEN OVER IT SO YOU CAN'T WEAR THEM NOW.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I WAS ALWAYS NICE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

joking, but only about 10% joking.

>>66019640
lenses usually look different and are more reflective in fake glasses

>>66019538
>he hasn't drank himself to sleep for the past six years thus causing irreparable retinal scarring similar to that of a diabetes sufferer and therefore actually needing glasses

just fuck off you fucking insufferable normie twat

>>66019659
As in hit.

>I will hit back
You won't survive the first hit. Nobody ever does.

>>66019659
>joking, but only about 10% joking.
stopped reading right there

starting my roid cycle this week.

fucking excited

>>66019640
Lenses warp your face beneath them, fake ones don't.

>>66019660
>>66019659
>>66019652
>>66019601
>>66019586
>>>/pol/

>>66019673
Good. Can you make it fatal?

>>66019678
That was the end of the post, friend. You're allowed to end there.

Unless you didn't realize in which case get new glasses (and give me your old ones)

>>66019683
runt

take a pic of your ballsack before and after for giggles

bill clinton's daughter, is not even his daughter

>>66019695
Shouldn't be too hard with a runt like you.

>>66019698
>runt

says the skinnyfat nu-male. I'm already pretty /fit/ but ill be fucking jacked in a few months

>>66019711
specky specky spacker twat
go invent a new dildo poindexter

hahaha look at his glasses doesn't he look different let's socially ostracise him hahahahahaha

Come on you runt now you've got to give me that you.

>>66019725
*clocks you*

there are rumours that clinton has a mullato son hahaha

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XbttBH6Ip4

>We ran across a field towards our house. Everywhere there were trenches dug by the German defenders. At the entrance to our neighbourhood, there was a huge trench that we had to crawl through. But we reached home safely and my father hid us in the cellar, and covered the trap door with rugs and blankets.

>However, there was no escape. I prefer not to talk about what happened when the Russians arrived at our house and discovered us, because it is too painful.

>The front-line Russian troops who did the fighting – as a woman, you didn’t have to be afraid of them. They shot every man they saw, even old men and young boys, but they left the women alone.

>It was the ones who came afterwards, the second echelon, who were the worst. They did all the raping and plundering. They went through all the houses and took whatever they wanted. They stripped homes of every single possession, right down to the toilets.

>>66019737
haha better get a new pair of specs, specs, you missed!
*takes glasses*

now say please return my glasses, nigel. my name is nigel now.

>>66019743
god who fucking cares, fuck off crypto-yank

>>66019761
*they were fake glasses*
*clocks you thanks to my contacts that I wear with the fake glasses*

heh, nothing personnel punk

>>66019758
that's why you don't fuck with the red army desu

>>66019777
>he wears contacts
I have no quarrel with you good sir. May I apologise that you cannot have perfect vision naturally, like me.

Pity that the lord should have gotten our orders mixed up.

Why yes, I am self-conscious about the shape of the lens in my glasses!

>>66018749
Oi, that quarter million-willion /r/The_Donald chappy-wappies are fooking 'ere in me /int/ channel

>>66019796
*beats you into the ground*
learn your place, punk

might have a yank

imagine finding out that someone who wears glasses not only doesn't need them but the glasses themselves have no lenses in them hahaha

you'd think they're a fucking psycho

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>I have such shitty genetics that I need glasses under the age of 30

Literal runts.

>bottled water is 1900x more expensive than tap water

ah yes

>>66019812
giggled

>>66019811
Now if you just wanted to assert authority, we could do that without involving my growing resentment over going without glasses.

But just so you know my dad works at the RAF and he'll bomb you like an Iraqi hospital and bum you like a Syrian refugee if you touch me again

>>66019817
Stop making fun of him. I'm in charge now. I'm the alpha.

>>66019830
it means you're white you fookin nignog

>>66019831
*slaps your nuts*
*sips fiji water*

>>66019847
I'm pale as fuck. Sorry that I have good genetics and can see

Literally been behind some sort of screen my entire life, TV, computer, etc

Never needed glasses. Feel like my time will come soon though

>>66019841
Oh yeah? My dad's the IRA and as well know, you can never ever beat the IRA.

>>66019720
i'm actually 220lbs 10% bf natty, but believe what you want bud

>>66019789
NEVERENDUM

Just letting you all know that my dad actually owns a 20mm artillery cannon and If any of you have anything bad to say about me, you'll be eating shrapnel

It's just starting to dawn on me how mentally unwell I am.

I kind of like it. Unlike the meme depression they diagnosed me with, I'm comfortable with this while self-aware that it's going to lead to bad things (that only harm myself, and are therefore okay.) while knowing that expressing it to other people in person (i.e. not here, where I can talk into the aether.) would be a VERY BAD IDEA that would lead to horrible things like intervention. The awareness that it's something I've actively got to keep to myself instead of something I could flaunt for some sort of social status re-assures me that actually my assessment is accurate, and thus my powers of self-awareness are still active, even if they are actively indicating that I am being a very silly person posing a mild risk to himself.

Ah, yes.

having a cig

>>66019857
it's actually caused by lack of sunlight during childhood

>>66019877
>tfw 5'6 16 stone skinnyfat

>>66019707
imagine fucking masie on the floor................... mmmm....

>>66019817
>no lenses
never understood why people do this
clear glass lenses sure, but no lenses people should be beaten.

t. very resentful angry man who can't get glasses because he's got perfect vision.

>>66019903
honestly just start taking estrogen and grow your hair out at this point

>>66019900
Stop this childish nonsense right this minute.

>>66019913
imagine married life with her and having her cook dinner waiting for you when you get home from work every day

>>66019900
u sound fuckn gay lmao

>>66019864
GO ON HOME BRITISH SOLDIERS GO ON HOME
HAVE YOU GOT NO BLOODY HOMES OF YOUR OWN

and i forget the rest.

captcha: car PIRA
did the Provisional IRA do 9/11?

>>66019884
i remember when they were little tots


now theyre fucking CIA agents and shit

>>66019926
No, I'm having fun. Angry fun, but fun.

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW MUMSY YOU CAN'T STOP ME FUCK OFF :^)
>>66019936
And you sound like an AMERICAN

Right that's it

Your all getting my dads artillery piece

Prepare for hellfire

>>66019941
FOR 800 YEARS WE'VE FOUGHT YOU WITHOUT FEAR
AND WE WILL FIGHT YOU FOR 800 MORE
BUT IF YOU STAY BRITISH SOLDIERS IF YOU STAY
YOU'LL NEVER EVER BEAT THE IRA
FOR THE FOURTEEN MEN IN DERRY
ARE THE LAST THAT YOU WILL BURY
SO TAKE A TIP AND LEAVE US WHILE YOU MAY

>>66019958
Behave like that again and you'll be castrated.

>>66019961
MY OLD MAN'S A PROVO
WITH A BERET AND A GUN

n.b. MY old man is from newcastle and most certainly not a provo.

lads i've just done a poo, now i'm hankerin' for a wankerin' desu

Imagine actually fighting heroically in a war and living to tell the tale

Especially one like ww2 where you were completely encircled with little to no chance of survival

bloody depressing life is innit

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I just watched a show that encouraged women to use tinder for "random hookups" and for teenage boys to go through circumcision because his jew gf wouldn't go down on him.

I fear for our nation.

WE'RE NOT BRITISH
WE'RE NOT SAXON
WE'RE NOT ENGLISH

WE'RE IRISH AND PROUD BEYOND TO BE

SO FUCK YOUR UNION JACK
WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK
WE WANT TO SEE OLD IRELAND FREE ONCE MORE

>>66019974
kinky

actually wondered about castration, can i still wank and cum like normal? would it just lower the desire and urge more? sounds fun if so.

probably wouldn't actually do it. ballsack is a good place to rest one hand to keep penis hard while wanking.

in conclusion please don't actually castrate me but the idea warrants further investigation and should be referred to the department of penile health (room 107)

>>66019981
stop playing cod m8

>>66019996
My kind of tv programme

>>66019958
very observant of you nigel

>>66019992
>92

WHY DO I SEE THIS FUCKING NUMBER EVERYWHERE

>>66019961
*cranks a wheel until Katla is pointing in the right direction*
*flips a switch and a beam of lava fires across the ocean and engulfs Ireland*

im planning on running for president in the 2030s

i will start preparing now

if any of you guys want in on the new world order get in this early.... work with me to make america great again

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>yanks aren't anglo

>>66020014
its when i was born desu

>>66020001
>>WE WANT TO SEE OLD IRELAND FREE ONCE MORE
>once more
seriously what is this crap?

>>66020005
Nah mate I'm obsessed with war and actually know quite a bit about it and strategy so just fuck up yeh? Or I'll hit you a dig in your fat flapping fucking mouth

>>66020009
I am very glad that I do not sound like an AMERICAN.

Though my voice is deeper than ideal.


>>66020014
It's the year that Kinnock lost and Clinton won, thus ensuring the "Third way" cunts would get to ruin our countries.

Well, not your country, but you're not a country New Zealand.

>>66020021
alri jeb

Want to go back to Wales and do a fuckton of shrooms tbqh

I resign.