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are jez edition
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>>65965063
>tfw lizzy will never be a healthy weight again
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plymouth
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*goes on a pure mad one*
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Taking the gf on a surprise trip to Monte Carlo tomorrow, she hasn't got a clue and I've booked it all secretly.

Can't wait to see the look on her face.
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>another day
>another girl with shit taste in trees
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1944740/woman-so-terrified-of-her-tinder-date-she-fell-14-floors-to-her-death-in-bid-to-escape-him/
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the minimum standard for being white
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about to watch ninja turtles film/
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am ugly as fuck but my green eyes get complimented from time to time
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Rasheed.
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brown hair brown eyes is ANGLO master race
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post bona fide 10s
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Post normal yorkshire lads
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would rather wee in my own gob than let the gf pick another film

fucking FED UP pleb tier 'films'

RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>65965113
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kill yourselves fucking scumbags
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I know you were all curious but now you know
THIS is what a 10/10 face looks like
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>>65964722
link to her twitter?
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>>65965144
Those eyes are awfully slanted..
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r8 beard lads
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Don't say 'fuck', or 'bugger'!!!
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poo
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>tfw around average face but i get complimented on my nice blue eyes
downside is though I have naturally massive pupils so people assume i'm pinging when we're on a night out and treat me like im retarded
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>>65965210
that's stubble, not a beard

also kill yourself
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>>65965210
wish I was good looking
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>>65965187
alri pasolini hahahaha you fucking nerd
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What's his victim count now?
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>>65965182
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>>65965209
Icelanders have slanted eyes but they are still white
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>>65965210
unironically jealous of your jaw line la
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in love with a girl that gave me her number at a pub
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>>65965238
more lesbian
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Which train is better?
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>>65965210
>attached earlobe
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>>65965272
>still white
lol
pity you 2bh
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>>65965210
Fucking hell why are you copying my jawline
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>>65965238
get your grubby non-goy logo off the top left of this webm
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>>65965307
>Romantic & Legendary

Didn't know they wrote books about me
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>>65965144
>>65965063
>>65965182
>>65965203
>>65965272
unironically look like AI Synths
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pakiwog
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prozzie gyal texted me a heart
what did she mean by this?
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the opportunities of application of marxist thought are starting to fade
we will soon be entering the age of the machine
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>>65965144
she looks like an aliem. my gf (pic related) is much cuter
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>>65965307
left is more poncey. therefore patrician
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>russian trainposter

big fan of this gimmick

*subscribes*
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>>65965316
is it cool when they are not attached?
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>>65965318
Icelanders don't have slant eyes
it's a meme
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>>65965208
https://twitter.com/kriemhildsrache
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Kill yourselves fucking scumbags.
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>>65965351
this post is correct
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>>65965391
synth
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Lads what's your guilty music pleasure?

Still listen to Taking Back Sunday like I did when I was edgy and 14 in secondary school and I still enjoy them loads.
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>>65965389
yes

attached earlobes are a freakish birth defect
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Been watching Smashing Pumpkins and Puppy music videos for the last hour

The 90s were the cosiest decade tbqh
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>>65965444
GRIMEEEE
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Have you ever donated to Wikipedia lads?

I got my first proper job and donated £2 for the first time last month
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>>65965420
una vela motherf*cker
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>>65965460
the 1810s were much cooler
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>>65965374
wouldn't mind her giving me mouth to mouth resuscitation (i.e. a kiss) if I needed it (if I drowned at the pool she worked at)

if you know what I mean!
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>>65965374
this looks like ed's gf
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>>65965144
>dark hair dyed blonde

ah yes
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>>65965492
someone clarify this post
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Who's more attractive ?
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>>65965444
vaporwave and meme rap
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>>65965474

no because it's run by jewish lefty shites
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>>65965444
Was about to say this >>65965462
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>>65965511
man on the right looks like a synth so I wouldn't trust him
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>>65965511
Stop you'll make the only girls here rub one out and leave!
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>>65965444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKtrWU4zaaI
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>>65965444
literally no guilty pleasure that's for complete mongs and nonces
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>>65965378
But the right is more manly
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>>65965525
Oh please fuck off to /pol/ and stay there you boring twat
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i like jez
i don't agree with him politically but i think its good to have diversity in the house of parliament.
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>>65965580
he's right tho
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>>65965566
>says the nonce
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>>65965503
looks darkish blonde to me
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>>65965598
I like him because him being labour leader means that the tories will win the next election
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>>65965203
Looks a bit like Georgia May Foote
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You just gotta try harder bro!
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>>65965621
>liking the tories

are you an absolute cuck or something? do you like being monitored? do you like having weird authoritarianism imposed on you? do you like random shit getting banned?

go fuck yourself
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>>65965444
at the drive in
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rate
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>>65965604
fuck off nonce
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>>65965644
all look a bit similar
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>>65965203
This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
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>>65965144
looks like a tranny
>>65965182
ugly
>>65965203
stop posting her
>>65965210
fuck off runt
>>65965238
good post
>>65965272
good post
>>65965374
this one's alright
>>65965391
ugly
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bollocks imploded when the missus sent me this pic
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>>65965568
lower class
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>>65965580

triggered
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>>65965666
FUCK
looks delicious 2bh la
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Need a lower class ginger gf
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>>65965684
disgusting. retching here

literal manbody
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>>65965444
https://open.spotify.com/user/spotify_uk_/playlist/4bCPWQHtBRBl4TpC6u3acy
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>>65965684
based homosexual bro
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>>65965637
may stick my foote up your arse if you don't shut up
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>>65965644
>being filled to the brim with testosterone
>maintaining razor sharp hairline

they don't know ho good they have it
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I thought that I was dreaming when you said you loved me
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the gf
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>>65965721

God has to be real
No way did the universe just randomly create an object of such flawless beauty
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Are we totaly fucked, lads?

Be honest
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>>65965391
>>65965144
the only good looking ones in this thread you nonces
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>>65965721
josefina is a literal 10/10

you can't find someone better than her
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imagine how much better life would be if you were attractive

*le sigh*
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>>65965727
You should probably stay in your safespace then hun x
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>>65965777
>tfw no geordie shore gf
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>>65965795
factual post
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>>65965802
I dream of suicide daily because I'm ugly
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Hey lads! Just be yourself! You can be just like him.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1476124310796.webm
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>>65965807

bent bastard
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>>65965787
yes and it's all the bremoaners fault!!
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Getting my daily dose of coronation street
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Having a drink
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>>65965391
>>65965144
>>65965832

wanna give these albinos all my bone-o

aahahahhaha thanks lads
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>>65965848
>how to get orally transmitted diseases with one simple trick! slags hate him!
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>>65965880
>hey guise look at my out-of-the-ordinary and slightly quirky drinks hey lads do you approve of me yet
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>>65965889
this one is like a more manly version of me
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>>65965848
I don't really want to be like him.

These people all have deficiencies in their characters- I see no virtues to desire here.

All I need is a loving, supportive and loyal woman. Just one.
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>>65965721
did her dad die? that's sad
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Anyone watch Black Mirror here?

The new season looks extremely american, I don't like it
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>>65965938
what region of iceland do you live

want to meet you
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>>65965921
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>>65965848
wow those girls are pathetic
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>>65965879
Good lad

>>65965880
Good taste
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>>65965848
my 12 year old self would be pissing himself in jealousy
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>>65965968
loved the old series, you're worrying me about the new content
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british slags look so good
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>>65965980
bread and milk section
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>>65965272
looks like paul joseph watson
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not going to say anything, just going to let the video do all the talking

you've been warned

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GNmm4D3HPj0
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>>65965980
Hveragerði, southern parts

not ever going to meet me though
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I'm the inventor of the brit method™

AMA
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Just watched a video of a girl who's 23andMe said she's 99.9% European

Yet she has brown eyes and brown hair

/brit/ BTFO
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>>65965880
I drink a ripoff version of these from aldi

taste good
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>>65966010
shame you look fucking DISGUSTING and will never stand a chance
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>>65965999
check out the new trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDiYGjp5iFg

I did the maths, 11 main characters are female while only 7 are male

As the seasons have progressed, more women have been in leads roles, and the quality of the episodes have decreased
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>>65965980
It's a country with a population smaller than Cornwall
Can't be that hard to find him
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>>65966032

timed one of the escalators on the st petersburg subway and it took over 3 minutes
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>>65965848
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Anyone else worry sometimes about the nonsense you got up to on the internet in the past?

Seems like its so easy to get arrested over things you say on the internet right now.

Certain times of /brit/ when the commie girls discovered the threads existence I genuinely thought we could have been investigated and perhaps one poster could have been arrested for harrasment.
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>>65966018
VERY far from being a factual post
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worried my neighbour is dead

he was like 90 and his post has been piling up downstairs for over a week
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>>65966049
>not knowing that daggos are simultaneously european and non white
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>>65965042
>old footage of him being pro-brexit
>later claims to be anti-brexit
>wins labour election
>"the people have chosen and I won't challenge it"

Corbyn is a master ruseman
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Post the pic of the Mexican poster
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>>65965968
didn't like the first series at all but the new season looks great
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFuiaQ6g5o0

C
H
O
O
N
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>>65966032
this video is a bit dishonest tbH he took one of the best metro station in the world against one of the worst station in paris
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>>65966044
>go there
>ask around for the comically short autist who rarely shows his face
you are FUCKED sunshine I'm coming for you
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>>65966101
Knock on door
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>>65966141
but what do i say if he's alive

would be a bit awks :/
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>>65966156
You just say you were concerned

Maybe he'll give you an apple
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>>65966156
Say you're "giving him his mail"
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>my mother is 75
>she's the closest friend that I have in my life
>take her from me
>I'll break down and bawl
>and whither away like old leaves in the fall

miss her lads

been two years since she died but still think about her every day

does it ever get easier?
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>>65966165
dunno if i can do that
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>>65966120
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>>65966156
say that you noticed his post has been piling up downstairs and you were worried about him
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>>65966044
You ever heard of stairs m8
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Do slags taste as good as they look?
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>>65966183
>>/r9k/
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>>65966195
n*rmie t*at
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>>65966156

More like what do you do if he's actually dead? Like who do you call?
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>>65966139
that might actually genuinely work
ill just be ready with my spear gun in case some foreign looking guy with his teeth on the outside of his mouth shows up at my doorstep
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>>65966180
https://youtu.be/UwWfE4DAyao
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>>65966180
My grandmum is dying of cancer and i dont think many other people in my family know

My grandfather told me it when no one was around

Im sad
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>>65966180
haha unlucky kid my mum's still alive
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>>65965144
Gothan Dagen m8
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>>65966070
oh god

literally hollywood tier trailer where they show everything exciting in the first bit

the best part of black mirror was going in blind and being blown away by the content

fuck this
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>>65966220
probably the l*ndord and the ambulance people
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>>65966220
ghost busters
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>>65966210
Im only socially able with old people

Im too autistic to ask this american girl out

She's really cute, wat do
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>>65966237
not nice
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>>65966268
you see if my neighbour is alive i'll ask the girl out for you
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>>65966237
>>65966276
Lets not be mean /lads/
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lads how to i properly pronounce twat

i say it like TWAH-AHT

dont think im doing it right if im COMPLETELY honest
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>>65965968
Watched the first episode of S2 on Netflix. It wasn't as good as S1 but still a decent watch.
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>>65966156
say you're concerned how his post has been piling up and how you're a good neighbour
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>>65966239
Góðan daginn
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>>65966288
Awright mate, come to milton keynes
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>>65966329
>milton keynes
errrr no thanks
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>>65966308
Season 2 episode 2 was a good episode too

Skip episode 3 for your own good, watch the christmas special
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thoughts on this?
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>>65966262
Have some gold you magnificent bastard
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>>65966337
Didn't you detect my cry for help?

I feel like a fucking minority in my own neighbourhood for fucks sake
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>>65966318
guten tag
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Black mirror is fedora-tier garbage
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>>65966044
please give me guide for Ìslenska pronunciation.
is "y" same as svenska and german "ü".
What about diphthongs.
>>65965921
bitter cunt.
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>>65966303
>mfw yanks say twot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eul_Vt6SZY
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>>65966367
Progress.
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>>65966367
pretty good desu

throw in greenland and iceland in for some laughs and extra airports/docks
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>>65966107
She's was 96% Scandinavian and 0% Southern European
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>Black mirror is fedora-tier garbage
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>>65966388
We just assume it rhymes with "u wot"
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>Black mirror is fedora-tier garbage
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Just seen a chihuahua running down the road without a lead so I chased and gave it an almighty toepoke
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>it's a Sarah + Bethany episode
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>>65966426
>Dr Pavel I'm CIA
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Ah yes, the alt-right!
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>>65966378
god dag
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>>65966384
eat my arse
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>In 2014, Public Health England found that 74.4% of the population was either overweight or obese with a BMI greater than 25.[41]
ah yes, Doncaster
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>>65966468
*trucks you in*
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Pumping my penis
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used to think people were saying Eve Agabor all this time LOL
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>>65966463
Don't insult my clan
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>>65966463
>he's a retarded faggot
Look at Shakespeare over here
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he is right, giving cunts the right to vote was a mistake
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>>65966468
Do you have a cold
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>>65966070
Why do Americucks always have to ruin everything they touch with 'diversity' and 'feminism'?
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>>65966392
Puff
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>mfw the majority of this country secret supports the tories

rly makes me think
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>>65966387
https://translate.google.is/?hl=is#is/en/typpi
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Back from the gym lads
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http://youtu.be/FtveSk1N7Uo

Choon
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>>65966094
Wouldn't worry about it desu. Less than one percent of "hackers" get arrested, and they're doing much more inflammatory stuff than us, by simply visiting a website and posting slags.

This reminds me of a few years ago when I went through my script kiddie phase. I was jacking as many accounts as I could and I got the twitter/email/facebook of this black "musician" based here in the UK. I can't remember the name of him, but what I found doubled my rates of redpill easily. He had emails and messages from the mother to two of his children, asking him to pay child support, because she couldn't afford to pay for the kids and one of them sounded very ill. He didn't ever respond, and by the look of it he didn't have a job either, other than making these shitty music videos. He was spending all of his money on Youtube views and twitter followers.

Redpilled at 17.

Anyway, yeah, wouldn't worry about what you got up to on the internet in the past.
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>>65966318
how to make english great again:
step 1: replace "th"s wiþ þorn and eð
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Lads I'm trying to remember a kids TV programme that was on in the late 90s or early 2000s and it was all CGI like Beast Wars or that Reboot one where it looks shitty, but it was a fantasy setting.

Anyone have an idea?
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>>65966526
>It's being ruined because there are womz

Get a grip on yourself
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>>65966544
Nice gains bruh
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>>65966486
ayy. that's my joke, isn't it?
>>65966519
it's danish
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>>65966526
Blame charlie "cuck" brooker, he wrote every episode

He's another britcuck like john oliver
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>>65966544

You should be hitting the supermarket to buy a fuckload of food before you hit the gym.
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>[progressive house]
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southern ""castles"""
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need a babestation gf
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>>65966544
lets see the right arm
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>>65966544
alri smeagol
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>>65966601
>progressive communist house
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me nan gave me a 50 euro note the other day, as I walked home I was wondering how many people's noses had it been up, and shur by the end of the night it was up me own nose....fuck sake
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brb lads

gonna have a shower

keep my tomato soup warm
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Lads,
If a girl who i don't know comes and sits next to me during a lecture, even though there are pleanty of other seats more easily available...
she wants the D right?
>>
Why is Ross Kemp so based?
>>
>>65966659
aite

*sits on the can*
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imagine being a southern twat with a poofter haircut going around faking a cockney accent drinking martinis and dressing business casual
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>>65966561
Þat's a good idea

in icelandic "þ" is only used in the start of a word

while "ð" is used anywhere else
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need HMS Elisabeth to send her harriers over and carpetbomb the country lads
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>>65966576
Go back to tumblr feminist

>>65966589
Funny that all these cucks go over to Americuckistan where they can fully embrace their cuck fetish
>>
>>65966661
That's normally how it works yes
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>>65966589
he was alright before he got married
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>>65966659
sure!

*spills your tomato soup*

oh no!
>>
>>65966659
heinz tomato soup is disgusting
>>
>>65966719
Shut up you little spacka
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>>65966094
I've had at least 20 people try to locate my whereabouts because of shit I've done online. not really bothered anymore desu
>>
>>65966717
>>65966719
I can't find my pyjama bottoms

How am i gonna get comfy after my shower
>>
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Thoughts?
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>>65965490

Alri granddad
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>>65966661
she just wants to copy the nerd's papers
>>
>>65966712
phwwwoooooaaarrrrrrr
>>
>>65966701
>>65966561
if you're going to do that you may as well replace all digraphs with singular letters
>>
>>65966094
I'm legitimately paranoid about this considering I want to be prime minister

what if people look at decade old comments i made where i said nigger
>>
>>65966584
danish is legit the worst scandi language
>>
>>65966742
Don't care
>>
Need a gf who wears dungarees
>>
>>65966779
KEEP IT WARM CANADAKEK
>>
>>65966694
Literally all me

Except I don't dress business casual very often
>>
>>65966735
it is awful though

the only good heinz soups are minestrone and ox tail
>>
>>65966743
great hair
>>
If a girl comes and talks to you at a pub, and stays to talk with you for another 30 minutes even though her friends were there in another room as well, does that mean she is interested in you
>>
>>65966736
>I've had at least 20 people try to locate my whereabouts because of shit I've done online. not really bothered anymore desu
>>
>>65966743
THE LEFT
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>>65966776
danes are top lads, but the language is horrendous
>>
S E A X E S
>>
Business idea: I bounce everyone's head off the fucking pavement
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need a blonde haired, bookish gf with massive anime eyes
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>>65966791
ditto
>>
Really craving fruit these past weeks. I've never cared for fruit that much.

Also Cat groomed me on purpose for the first time!
>>
>>65966810
Minestrone is good, put a little salt in and eat it with bread and tomato soup is godly
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Didn't find the cgi programme but found this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxeTWZJjTkE

Absolute banger
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>Its a lecturer doesnt respond to your email but he sends out a group email so hes just ignoring you

ah yes
>>
>>65966773
Happened to that young SNP woman didn't it? They found all her old tweets.

I honestly don't think I could be in the spotlight because of the sheer amount of fucked up stuff I've done online and at school, I'd need some sort of Max Clifford on steroids to keep my name clean
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>>65966824
*Guitar solo*
>>
>>65966773
lel
>>
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>>65966831
a fucking bank salesman
>>
If a girl tells you she's interested in you does that mean she's interested in you
>>
>>65966824
>>65966886
my gimmick
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>I've had at least 20 people try to locate my whereabouts because of shit I've done online. not really bothered anymore desu
>>
>>65966856
Do they still do proper theme songs for kids tv? Seems to have gone away.
>>
>>65966830
yeah and the country is very cool too
but their language tho. truly horrendous. I kinda speak swedish (I mean I understand it a bit and can spit a few sentences but they won't be very good) and danish sounds like fucking shite
>>
if a girl tells you she is into you does that mean she is into you?
>>
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>>65966864
>its a prof doesn't explain the assignment in any fucking way so naturally people ask him through email and he follows up with a passive aggressive rant episode
>>
>>65966701
umm, but "that" has /ð/ phoneme at the start of it.
>>65966601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sCqR-rzjX8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQwnt9dMDUU

>"Cut the mid-range"
What did she mean by this?
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>>65966946
doubtful
>>
>>65966924
Mate kids tv has basically been dead for a decade or so, they just import american shit now and don't make anything British.
>>
RIP Stephen Gately
>>
someone please post slags, preferably of the paki variety
>>
>>65966917
Lol

I don't even mean anything serious, I just used to be overly cocky
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>They haven't released episode 4 of South Park yet
WHY
>>
Remember the Grimsby Arcade gimmick lads

Haha good times
>>
>want to buy something online from the US
>forget that our economy is in freefall and $100 = 300 Canuck funbucks and that my job is shit/taxes are high.
>>
>My Parents are Aliens

Fucking AWFUL
>>
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The mainstream MEDIA keeps trying to PUSH its LIBERAL social JUSTICE warrior NARRATIVE
>>
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>>65966094
Yeah I worried quite a lot but nothing came of it
>>
>>65966987
Unironically my gimmick, created as part of my tirades against the North
>>
>>65966864
>emailing or conversing in any way with your lecturer

Spacker
>>
turned the heating on
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>>65967012
Top tier gimmick this one was
>>
65967012
he has red eyes
>>
>>65967019
check the archives mate, think you'll find I created it
>>
>>65966985
>willy
Jåñ won't be happy with this
>>
>>65966907
What became of our dear Howard?
[Molests wee girls while shouting "EXTRA EXTRA"]
>>
>>65966561
>>65966701
>>65966761
Greek is better

Δe δelta letter is good for the 'Th' in 'δe, δat, δough'
Δe θeta letter is good for the 'Th' in 'θank, θink θought'
>>
>>65967024

t. York university student
>>
>>65967000
>on the left
JUST
>>
Why is Haiti so shit?
>>
God Is Great, Death to America, Death to Israel, Curse on the Jews, Victory to Islam tb h lads
>>
>>65967036
Shan't be doing this, just put a dressing gown on.
>>
>>65967103
bill clinton unironically ruined it
>>
>>65967068
greek letters are scary though
>>
>>65966989
>want to buy something from US
>$1.10 to £1
>20% import duties

yeah nah
>>
She wants a man from...
>>
>>65966951
turn down the cutoff on the notch filter over the middle frequencies
>>
>>65967103
They genocided their entire white population
>>
>>65967066
He wouldn't dare
>>65967036
Would you?
>>
>>65967109
bad lad
>>
>>65967138
Exeter
>>
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>>65967101
This is him now apparently
>>
>>65967103
the french
>>
>>65967046
Great post, gille.
>>
okay lads what is all this about killer clowns
>>
>>65966924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvJu15fw1sc

Quality kids pop-rock
>>
>>65967138
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
>>
Might go and visit a random cute historical town on my own at the weekend for something to do
York, Lancaster, Bath etc.

Where shall I go lads?
>>
>>65966094
I would be behind bars already
>>
>>65967153
would i what?
>>
>>65967012
why does he talk so slow
it's like he's saying something smart and profound but he's sayng the most simple things
>>
>>65966705
>Funny that all these cucks go over to Americuckistan where they can fully embrace their cuck fetish
Stop sending these turds.
>>
>>65966880
Yeah but twitter is a public platform, social media

I can easily delete my past on all my social media, but on other websites that i dont remember logins to what if people trace me back to those usernames and find crude shit

What if people posted saved shit that i've said on snapchat

that's what im very anxious about, considering that while ive been extremely cautious with nudes, they may still have lewd shit by me or retarded shit ive said
>>
Jessie Woodrow Wilson Sayre is my waifu
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>>65967141
>dumb dindus
>dont they know theyre better off enslaved

wish idiotic turbororkes would leave, the intellectual ones are alri though
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>>65967212
>York, Lancaster, Bath
The only decent cities in the UK
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The Devil May Care (Mom & Dad Don't)
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>>65967138
McDonald's at Warren Street station
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>>65967187
Train to Aberdeen takes 7 hours from Birmingham
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>>65967138
Dentalign Orthodontics Marlow
The Marlow Studio, First Floor, Spracklen House, Duke's Place, Marlow, SL7 2QH
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The girls from My Parents Are Aliens are well fit now
>>
>>65966846
thats a babygrow
>>
>>65967187
Did they deliberately choose somewhere as far away from the rest of the country as possible?

Or is it literally just poleaboo trying to lure people into conversation with him.
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>>65967212
Durham is also nice, Ludlow, some others
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>>65967165
Plymouth
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>would i what?
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>>65967212
Horsham
>>
new
>>65967312
>>65967312
>>65967312
>>
>>65967288
you're responding to poleaboo

t. knower

>captcha: craven close
is he fated to return?
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>>65967288
take a guess
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>>65967317
Posting from the dog and bacon wifi right now
>>
>>65967297
no thankYOU >:(
>>
>>65967219
You import them. John Oliver was nobody before you gave him his own cuck show. I don't think anybody here even knows him now
>>
>>65967068
ευχαριστω, I know ἑλληνιkόν αλφάβητον,
but not much of the glōssa beyond the words loaned by english.
>>
>>65967229
People have photos of my cock, me naked, my arse, sexts, recordings of me talking about all sorts of edgy rubbish, old screenshots of me taking the piss out of people amongst other things.

Just roll with it
>>
>>65967508
Yeah but will you ever be in the public spotlight
>>
>>65967553

What does it matter though? At least he's living life.
>>
>>65965353
Taytonigger
>>
>>65967012
*imagines his nasally voice and better-growing facial hair than mine*
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