retro futurism edition
korean pop
Wish this was my flag
>>65961425
Jellousy >>65962280
Gay
Need to shag a black girl desu lads
This is what a 10/10 face looks like
post this for the benefit of spastics
>>65962203
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guided_bus
>>65962215
retro futurism > modernism
mummy won a thousand quid at the bingo last night lads so shes being generous and buying me a chinese very excited about it
>>65962303
Why do you keep posting this?
Is it weird to send someone a friend request if you've never spoke to them?
We go to the same uni but never speak
just realised my cousin looks like harmony reigns
>>65962280
>discrete leaf posting the best flag
nice
>>65962303
bit too manish
vag looks like it's been fucked raw
>>65962303
no it doesn't desu
>>65962337
because I really REALLY like the image
LDR gf has started ignoring my messages
been together for 2 years and she's stopped out of nowhere
>>65962145
I drive a car because I couldn't get a bus to work because it's too far away, but fi I could I'd definitely cycle/ get the bus.
Cars are wank
>Ah yes let me charge you hundreds each month for a shit car
>Ah yes, something breaks? That's £300, oh, nothing's broke? MOT anyway haha!
>Insurance too don't forget! You're not 40 with a 50 year no claims bonus so that's 30k a year to insure!
>Petrol? Go on then! Fill up your tank, only 50 quid a litre!
Bet you're a mug who bought an Audi with 120k miles on it to show off
Why aren't we allowed to request an all male jury? Males use logic a lot more, women are driven by emotion
notice that the object i use to sit in traffic at 5mph is more expensive than the object you use to sit in traffic at 5mph, heh.
>>65962303
she looks a sim from the Sim 4 creator whose creator went to nill on the fatness slider
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
looks rather utopian
>>65962361
>vag looks like it's been fucked raw
all me
>>65962334
just wait til i win the euromillions . then you'll see
>>65962383
Males would let a woman off if she was fit
>>65962391
But anon, mine goes from 0-60 faster than yours, which I literally never use unless I'm going onto the motorway!
wish americans would decide if canadians are just like americans or if canadians are all fags and cucks
bit embarrassing if it's both, no?
i dont make the rules, i just enforce em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JI609SZNKw
>>65962361
looks like it's been shaved poorly
>>65962404
Have these been invented overnight?
Find it utterly bizarre that I never knew these existed until now
I've been plenty places too
>>65962303
>bushy eyebrows
>pointy chin
>thin nose ridge
>mouth isnt large enough for my dick
>>65962435
Do you drive like a granny?
rules don't exist if you don't enforce them
heheh i am girl who likes to make AMSMR VIDEOS! xD
>>65962412
i dreamed of euromillions i dreamed i scooped the lot
and i've two words for my boss and the second one is off
>>65962334
Runt life
Why are the press taking the "Killer Clown" meme seriously?
>>65962485
link to vids
>>65962338
answer this
>>65962478
Yes desu, used to race to work at like 90 on the motorway but then realised if I set off 10-15mins earlier and drove calmly at 70 I spent like 20 quid less a week on fuel.
>>65962448
I live in Manchester and have unironically never heard of or seen these either.
Nipple hairs longer than my pubes lads.
>>65962404
looks public works you find in europe.
likely one reason why northern cities lag behind is the South east preventing them from adopting more strategies like this for fear it makes the country too much like Europe. Definitely the case with bendy buses.
>>65962495
they know that reporting on it increases the number of copycats exponentially
another distraction for the runt masses
>>65962444
>vegan ASMR
>>65962495
would also like to know this, REALLY fucking with my head every 4 seoncs seeing a channel 9 news article about it
:-(
Can someone PLEASE wank me off.
Slags
>>65962535
Same
I'm shaved clean in the pubic area desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY4tD2Hbg_A
Creasing
>>65962524
it's weird to me
http://www.mercurynews.com/2016/10/06/yahoo-ceo-marissa-mayer-led-illegal-purge-of-male-employees-lawsuit-charges/
how would you punish her?
Reminder that we all find the Mexican quite funny even if we try our hardest to hate him and not laugh
>>65962524
Very weird.
would probably run over a clown if i had the chance, anyone participating in this shite deserves it
>>65962487
got me thinking of katrina and the waves
>>65962568
very good but where are the fucking machines
Gf just faxed this over
>>65962495
It'll turn out to be some viral publicity shit for some clown horror film
are there any british pornstars that aren't chav filth
Funnily enough the manchester to leigh busway used to be a trainline.
>>65962495
At first I thought it was just viral marketing for that stupid new horror film remake coming out but now it's everywhere.
>>65962592
i find him unnerving, because he is beyond my understanding, he stands in the shadows of my social understanding
>>65962653
Wew
>>65962590
hook her up to the fucking machine and let the robots have their way with her
>>65962524
>>65962338
no it's fine. it's facebook that's what you do
i'm assuming this is some girl and you're hoping she has some good bikini pictures to wank to
>>65962673
Yeah but they're all dommes
>>65962673
Danny Dyer
zimbabwe hahahaha
>>65962592
this tbqh
actually howled at this post>>65962485 for some reason
>>65962673
Sophia Knight
>>65962311
so... what are the advantages of a simple paved lane that segregates buses from other road traffic?
>>65962689
>>65962670
probably was to begin with but now its out of control
Want to punish her
>>65962736
yeah that's why I said
still giggling now
>>65962708
Haha can't believe I'm in 2013! Bellend
Fucking howling lads.
My boss at work said he was going to a gay wedding and a member of our team in the meeting thought it was appropriate to say 'careful, make sure you dance with your back against the wall'.
Somebody got really offended and started saying he thought all gays were weird sexual deviants and he's getting a disciplinary.
Creasing
>>65962544
>>65962444
>vegan mcdonalds
What's the point
Reckon if there were hidden camera put up in my house and watched by a psychiatrist I'd be locked up for being a bloody mentalist desu. I do some weird fucking shit. It's like I've got tourettes or something.
Me on the left
>>65962689
at the start it was. Early footage was genuinely a bit creepy, people driving along in the countryside and then a clown would just be stood on the road in front of them or whatever. Quite good production values, and the people who were getting spooked by the clowns were clearly actors. However, on seeing this a load of attention seekers thought itd be a good way to go viral so they started dressing up as clowns
>Reckon if there were hidden camera put up in my house and watched by a psychiatrist I'd be locked up for being a bloody mentalist desu. I do some weird fucking shit. It's like I've got tourettes or something.
>>65962820
what a lad
should be standing up for him desu
>>65962827
so would everyone
>>65962820
>careful, make sure you dance with your back against the wall
top banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93uk4tLex54
Hehe. x
>>65962827
Elaborate la
>>65962852
park street mentioned
>>65962852
piggy runt
>>65962700
no I just want her to know I exist
>>65962580
>>65962631
I shall not, thank you.
zimbabew!
>>65962820
political correctness gone mad!
hmm yes
http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/october/10/newsid_2541000/2541071.stm
>>65962875
this one is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDN0zqAef8Q
>>65962852
2,3,1
>>65962875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKS3MGriZcs
bizarre
Din dins :)
>>65962820
but gays are weird sexual deviants
what's the problem?
Doing a watch of the ruggers lads
For tea today I mixed a tin of beans with a tin of hotdog sausages and mix in some black pepper, paprika and cayenne pepper, then I microwaved it all
Off on my tinder date boyos
back to NEET life it seems then
>>65962651
>>65962884
Just do weird shit lad. A lot of gurning for no reason. Sometimes I start walking like a T. Rex for no reason. Sometimes I'll make up quick improvised raps about the kikes or my dick. I'll dance around to music that isn't there. My dancing in and of itself looks like tourettes.
There's weirder shit but I'm forgetting a lot of it and there's some I'd just rather not mention or else I'll sound loony.
>>65962748
faster and more consistent
patriotism is a measles of the mind
>>65963006
Social media is a cancer.
Doing a wank
Look at the BBC website from 1997 lads.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/special/politics97/news/05/0505/stats.shtml
>The UK might or might not join the single currency when it finally goes ahead on 1 January 1999. The Blair government says it will only join after "a hard-headed assessment of Britain's economic interests" at the time when a decision must be made.
(((he))) is a complete madman
https://youtu.be/VXI5MLJ1RNo
post choons
>>65963021
EXCELLENT post
tinder date tonight lads
thoughts?
>>65962960
rapist
*picks up old chewing gum off the floor* finders keepers losers weepers lol xx
>>65963073
you're going out on an arm and a leg with that get up lad
>>65963073
Trying to impress the Mexican with your fashion sense Bruce?
>>65963073
alri headless monk
The gf and i
>>65963062
why do you love mudslimes so much?
>>65963039
Its a troll account you dip
pipe 2 pipe bushmen
>>65963062
I'll start then
https://youtu.be/gXHoNxfP3rY
>>65963073
Eerie
>>65963073
blackshirt/10
>>65963119
Love thigh highs
nars x
>>65963073
ahh good idea, lob of your head so you won't have to see how vile she looks
>>65963129
Yes, and?
>>65963031
dont buy that, Curitiba has a BRT system that transports millions of people a year and it isnt guided, the buses run on pavement that regular cars are banned from driving on
>>65963021
seen her get gangbanged by blacks
>>65963020
>replaced with screaming
Me on the right
>>65963073
wheres your head lol
>>65963073
are you expecting to get head? heheh
Theres one canadian here that literally posts here for 12+ hours a day
which of you is it
>>65963203
All me
Off out for dinner with the black gf lads
>>65963192
Ah, so the Jew was a robotkin all along.
Ismo38 is a fucky pussy. He insulted Bassem's mother everyday and told him he was going to kill him but when Bassem go IRL to see him, he shits in his pants and say "We're not going to fight, we're muslims brothers, it's because of sionists !!!!!!!!!!"
Fucking faggot.
>>65963203
Me, me, me!
nah, i'm just kidding. i'm actually from Iceland
>>65962382
>being too poor to buy a car outright
>not having a warranty
>worrying about 40 fucking quid for an MOT
>being 18 and not having a no claims
>also being a child and not realising fuel is actually a lot cheaper than it was a few years ago
lmao retard
post toot
>>65963203
Nova Scotia
>>65963203
nova scotty
>>65963203
>>65963272
allegedly me haha
fucking machines
>>65963272
yeah i dont have reddit flags, but he's the one that tries his hardest to fit in
Im assuming hes here
The wife, daughter, and i
>>65963229
this post made me confused and angry
king dede
redpill me on higher wiscombe
>yeah i dont have reddit flags
>reddit flags
really not tryna to make a name here
>>65963203
Don't look at me goyim, I had nothing to do with this
>>65963361
What's her name based Israeli anon of this weird dildo machine?
>>65963318
Bassem accepted to not beat the shit out of him.
>>65963341
all Canadian posts are cancer apart from are nova anyway
>>65963307
I don't either but you'll catch him going on about TPB at least once a day
The gf and i
>>65963361
why is there a condom?
>>65963396
literally this
>>65963403
nvm i retract my "me"
>>65963361
What do you think of the clash between Bassem, Ulcan (the french-isreali) and Bassem ?
>>65963396
t. nova scotia with proxy
>But of course national flags are not enough, good sir! I need to enhance my 4chan posting experience to a level which you plebs will never comprehend!
>find out how this canadian poster managed to not be universally despised by /brit/
>yanks hate him!
Where are Saracens from lads?
the green letters
>>65962303
Manface
Mr. Skeltal body
well good evening
Best account on Instagram
teenbikini1234
Lads, do you have a guide how to get gf from the UK, that get an UK citizenship?
Harrogate looks lovely but unfortunately its in the North
taking a piss, brb
>>65963506
Salut mon grenouille ami.
>not having reddit flags
NORMIES OUT
OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>65963579
king dede
Anyone near Hitchin, Hertfordshire want their willy sucked? Need some money for new anime figurines...
really want a fucking machine
Happy thanksgiving to the other Canadians
>>65963579
fuck off reddit flagging cunt
bit cold out. typical french weather
>>65963594
roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>65963625
you first cunt
>>65963603
Post lewd pic of yourself
Why aren't you lads in bed cuddling with your gfs?
>>65963603
hmm
>>65963623
Had dinner with the family last night, got leftovers today.
Good stuff.
Happy Thanksgiving bud.
>>65963579
>>65963625
>haha le we don't have reddit flags ;)
fuck off you useless reddit cunts
>>65963656
I like bois
>>65963632
at the rouen service station now. gonna see if i can get some baguettes.
back
>>65963507
>teenbikini1234
shant be clicking that
Freshers flu when I haven't even shagged any freshers.
why do Canadians celebrate thanksgiving?
>>65963680
gay
>>65963726
we invented it, the yanks stole from us
Novel life idea: Kill myself and be reincarnated as a Finnish rally driver
>>65963726
A celebration?
>>65963685
get a tradition not a basic one
>>65963726
we've got these tanned blokes called "natives" and our relations with them have been topsy turvy for literally centuries
>Christmas stuff already in the shops
>>65963726
because they're literally yanks in all but name
Why don't brits celebrate thanksgiving?
>>65963802
for the good goys
>>65963643
Last time I did that I didn't even get any money...
>>65963819
because we only take
dumb pirate frogposter
>>65963775
Canadian Thanksgiving has nothing to do with Chugs though innit?
Only Yanksgiving is about natives.
afaik ours is just a harvest festival.
>>65963834
desu don't think you sound like a very nice person doing sexual favours for money
@65963802
>celebrating chr*stmas
runt
just got a bunch of meme answers from the Canadians about why they celebrate an American holiday.
Bit embarrassed or something?
do people communicate with their gfs every day without fail?
>>65963722
me too la
>Brits celebrate Christmas
What the fuck? Since when?
MAAAATES
How to get a bride from the UK?
They say this is a big rich town
I just come from the poorest part
>>65963073
This that halloween costume you were on about lad?
gay pedophile jew
>>65963912
well thats the point kinda
>>65963912
yes
>>65963926
since we stole it from the Romans
1-2, MIDDLESBOOGIE!
shouldn't have put sea salt on my hotdog
>>65963877
I just don't earn enough from my job ok! ;_;
>>65963807
>>65963909
well it's more likely that we did it first, actually
the only similarity is in the name and that turkey is a common thanksgiving meal
>>65963935
find a desperate middle aged woman
that presidential debate was uncomfortable
>>65963935
Just b urself lad
It's all about confidence
>>65963863
Are you ok?
>>65963863
post sombrero
>>65963973
Deary me lad
You're better than this
>you will never date Josh Thomas
Ah yes.
>>65963926
There's is different though. Instead of Santa they have some baby in a barn or something. Really odd.
>>65963963
what kind of sausage?
i hope its not the disgusting yank type
Why don't Brits celebrate New Years?
Are there any billionaires who have one of these?
>>65963963
Was it in those big lumps or granulated?
>>65963992
we did that
>>65963985
so you're proto yanks
gotcha
im cold lads
>>65963656
because she's far away
;_;
>>65964062
Nah you're proto yanks.
We're neanderyanks.
>>65964062
so are you
>>65963656
>hogging the machine all for herself.
That's not nice.
>>65963986
ohh. Are there other not too hard ways to get UK citizenship?
>>65964023
this type
>>65964026
lumps
Never been on a date
>>65964076
shut the fucking windows
>>65964025
yes
lovely things
>>65963991
this ones a good one. i like when they smile and get all into it
Lads, just had a big fat poo and it absolutely stunk! Jesus it smelt rancid.
>>65964013
>PLM S3 ending
Kill me
Might do that ETH-LAD trip I was going to do in March
>>65964125
The Russian billionaires in London find a way
>>65964025
nah
parents got those japanese type of toilets though, with the water spray and stuff
bit cool
>>65964127
yeh thats the gross yank/kraut weiner shit.
get some real sausage m8
i live in the north, here we do not have volcannos
>>65964174
> not too hard
It's hard, btw
Our Thanksgiving was a national holiday before theres was.
Canadians have such a weird obsession with Americans. It's why 70% of them live within 100 miles of the US border
>>65964140
Was it big and narstie
>>65964187
how about you give me some proper british sausage :3
>>65964188
>volcanno
FOY
>select all images with commercial trucks
FOY
>>65964174
(((russian billionaires)))
>>65964140
haha great post!
mind if i screenshot it and post it on reddit?
>>65964213
me 30%
going to get a little high lads :3
You know them poos that absolute ruin your arsehole and your crack is basically caked in shit? Just had one of them, it stunk, if not worse, like rancid baby shit. There was so much of it as well, literally like a trash pile
>>65964024
They celebrate it in July like the Australians
Think it has to do with how they drive on the other side of the road and water goes counter clockwise down the toilet
>Éle está presente.
Remember like 15 years ago when there was a meme that white women had flat asses?
>>65964236
go ahead
>>65964262
pics
>>65964147
Awkward. Season 4 begins 9th Nov.
Hopefully he doesn't end awkward again. It's only 6 episodes this time. Don't like the open relationship at all, but I guess they're supposed to be early 20s.
>>65964236
>Pass user since 2016
Lol. Indoobetedly sir.
>>65964285
how do you know what rancid baby shit smells like?
oh and also
>trash
fuck off yank
>>65964334
>Don't like the open relationship at all
It's clearly fallen apart since Arnold immediately got jealous as hell
pretty much stopped talking to the tights girl at work now
>>65964312
>asses
Foy
>there are girls in this thread AT THIS PRECISE MOMENT IN TIME
>>65962907
I know this feel
>>65964402
N-no..
mom
>>65963991
one of the first videos she did was fake taxi haha
>>65964399
she must be devestated
>>65964402
prove it
>>65964402
honestly doubt it
>>65964399
their ploy was successful
>>65964402
>girls have read through your shitposts and giggled at them
>>65964402
im a girl (male)
>>65964402
haha
no don't be silly sweetie
>>65964320
lol
eating some cherry pie
>>65964372
I have came in contact with babies before anon.
>>65964402
nah josie's out eating her gfs muff at the minute
>>65964373
Not just that, felt like I've watched 3 series just to end up disappointed. Thought the point was """finding love""".
Why is the police station called Scotland Yard it's not even in Scotland lol u fucking retards
>>65964488
nonce
>>65964402
i don't think there are many other girls here than me 2bh
>>65964488
Nonce.
why does autumn air smell better than summer air?
>>65964488
nonce
>>65964487
*the smell of my rancid shit fills the cavity of your nostril, it is nothing like you've ever smelt before*
>>65964488
based
>>65964460
my heart started to speed up after reading this
>>65964504
The two of them do go well together though, they're equally weird, that's the thing.
>>65964402
im a girl
ill be your gf if you pay me 20k
Babies > adults
what a zinger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbh2qXBMjuY
15 minutes into Westworld and can't be arsed to go on because its so shit
>>65964581
literal paedo
whats wrong with durham, lads?
Guarantee if there are any girls in this thread they're pig fucking disgusting
>>65964570
I'm embarrassed that I laughed at this
>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic housewife
>>65964618
i meant their personalities
first debate host was a black
second debate host was a bender
the state of the usa lmao
>>65964402
not REAL girls, just effeminate guys who identify as girls, i.e. fairies.
>whats wrong with durham, lads?
our media is saying that hillary won, and the most important (((((mexican intellectual)))) has said americans will commite suicide as a nation if trump becomes the next prez
>>65964643
>tfw no stocky scandi gf
>>65964532
youre downwind from me
>>65964665
no you didnt you fucking nonce
imagine being white and having brown eyes ahahahahahahahahahha what a joke
tfw 5'3'' and built like a kpop girl
josefinas in durham: 1
josefinas elsewhere in the world: 0
durham wins
listening to american football
>>65964708
>Tfw born with very dark brown/ almost black hair and deep blue eyes.
Winning combo desu, people always ask me if I'm Irish but other than that it's literally the god tier combo.
>>65964708
>white
>brown eyes
oxymoron
>>65964708
>white
>having brown eyes
>>65964723
good lad
>>65964460
Fucking hell, does he not have a towel
>>65964708
>tfw Green eyes
>>65964634
a-a-a-a-a-are you a qt gril
>>65964665
>Babies' ««««personalities»»»»
>>65964708
Having brown eyes is based tho.
Genghis Khan raped my ancestors
>>65964729
>>65964728
>>65964708
delete this
my ancestors were jews
>>65964717
*bums you until you cry*
>>65964708
>the people that created my blue eyes also created my sister's brown eyes
>>65964722
she is actually perfect
if i go to jew land i would pass as a local btw
>>65964725
black hair green eyes masterrace over here
bitches love that shit
dark hair/light eyes truly is the winning combo because i can die my hair blonde if i really desired
big fan of cheese that can be spread onto crackers
>>65964682
Durham is a prestigious University anon! Yes yes, all my northern lackies do law there, such squires that they couldn't get into a real Law University, Oxford, really! Squires, the lot of them. You don't happen to be a ... Squire? Anon?
>>65964805
I've unironically shagged 5 birds better looking than her and im barely above average
>>65964723
Good lad
>>65964804
Your pa got cucked lad. Sorry you had to find out this way.
>>65964842
A girl has never once commented on my green eyes apart from family members you little lying faggot, and they're forest green mixed with a lighter green. So fuck you, you lying arsehole. Yeah.
>>65964842
>Die
Why are Canadians so stupid?
>>65964842
the leaf gets it, black hair + blue or green is best
looks pretty good on a girl too
>>65964871
my pa has brown eyes
>>65964722
would she let me call her mommy and suck on her baps?
me and the brown eyed lads
>>65964853
hmmm no sweetie she's a 10/10
had sex lots of times but i've only ever had one partner
feeling like a protestant
>tfw 4'11'' and built like queen victoria
>>65964893
Side effect of living next to a country full of anti-intellectuals.
any gays here?
i wanna DAB you're ass
is wes anderson a nonce?
how did he get away with the beach scene
>>65964890
probably because the rest of your face is atrocious you ugly cunt
>>65964722
her eyes are massive. it's just like my animes
>>65964951
i wish you dyed
might colonize greenland
>>65964961
ART
Hate hate hate hearing others having fun with their friends
>>65964958
I want to give you a proper clandestine bumming down in the 0161 if you know what I'm saying, give you HIV whilst killing what dignity you had after.
>blue eyes
>had blonde hair as a babby
>turned brown as I got older
Tempted to dye it back desu
>>65964951
>>65964893
only one letter seperates i and y on a QWERTY keyboard you complete and utter racists
>>65964920
what books do these come from?
>>65964936
Same here
>>65964986
But your statement inferred that simply having green eyes meant that girls commented on them? It's not my fault you're a fucking moron that can't communicate.
>>65964958
*looks at the floor*
*blushes*
all of my posts are completely dreadful
if I had a trip or something then all of you would have filtered me by now
>>65965117
(You)