/brit/

Second for vikings.

vape nash ya'll

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>>65933075
Dinner is doot doo doo!
>>65932962
>>65932962
>>65932962

>>65933078
Honestly don't know how to stop myself from it.

Anything about sex ever mentioned makes me really uncomfortable.

>>65933122
>>65933096
thanks for enriching our general

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m2Z00UUFbK

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>>65933042
>>65932874
>>65932816
>destroying the only thing good about Canada so we can shove more wogs in
its sad because we are literally doing this, Canadians are such arrogant morons, especially regarding the environment where they act as if we are some paragon when in reality we have a worse record than the majority of US states

state of /r/unitedkingdom lads,


fucking hell.

plymouth

Need to be brutally raped by a group of six feisty Latin women with arsehole-stretching strap-ons.

fuckin kill myself lads

Could do with the so-called slags being posted

>>65933196
Prepube, can't talk because his parents have work tomorrow

would rather be dirt poor but have loads of mates and family than filthy fich and lonely

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dy3HWIFF3U

*sniff sniff*

I smell a RUNT in this thread

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>>65933160
>OP

welfare state doesn't work.

e.g.

pensions and disabled benefits can be composite and the people are excluded from reassessment meaning their savings grow continually.

people of working age who need to get into the job market receive no such support

>>65933196
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f1kngziDmf

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>>65933214
Here you go lad, this one's for you

>>65933203
It has literally always been a cuckhold, self-hating shit hole. What's new?

>>65933221
I actually have work tomorrow too lad

Honestly too arrogant and weird for my own good lads

Not sure what to do. I feel so weird haha, every time I want to persue someone I hate them if they ever become interested in me because I think so low of myself that they must be a runt to want to speak to me

But then if they aren't interested in me I get really bitter and annoyed

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post tummies lads

>>65933248
JSA

https://streamable.com/b9m9

howling

dude artificial lines on maps lmao

>>65933248
You're going to miss it when it doesn't exist anymore

ColumbiANO

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>>65933214

lower class brits all have that "look" to them

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>Indicators of borderline personality disorder include:

>Concerns with abandonment
>Idealizing people
>Devaluing people (often switching back and fourth from idealizing them)
>Disturbance about self-image
>Lack of sense of boundaries
>Impulsive behavior (for example, binge eating and substance abuse
>Inappropriate anger

H-ha ha

do you pronounce they're and there in the same way?

>>65933166
I have no idea lad, I was out with a mate today and he started shouting shit like "NO I Don'T WANT TO FUCK HER" and I had no idea what to say

I mean I've had sex and all but I'll never be open about it I reckon

>>65933317
Quite literally all me

Hypersensitivity to rejection/criticism

Self-imposed social isolation

Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships

Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus

Feelings of inadequacy

Drastically-reduced or absent self-esteem

Self-loathing, autophobia or self-harm

Mistrust of others

Emotional distancing related to intimacy

Highly self-conscious

Self-critical about their problems relating to others

Problems in occupational functioning

Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful

Feeling inferior to others

In some extreme cases, agoraphobia

Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts

>>65933166
haha same, uni friends eventually got used to it and dont bring it up out of politeness.

>>65933317
have none of these but the last

Okcupid.com/profile/abbiraebktobcn
The Gf is trying to acquire street smarts and got New tatoos for that purpose

ahh, this is a classic gimmick of mine

>>65933317
Literally the ex

>>65933269
first time ive been on there ever

who the fuck are these people? do they even live in the uk?

>>65933345
What are those for?

have done my morning wank lads

>>65933345
literally me haha

gf cheated on me

dont like homos

>>65933345
>>65933317
Are these even mental disorders or just personality traits?

Symptoms of depression may include the following:

>Difficulty concentrating, remembering details, and making decisions
>Fatigue and decreased energy
>Feelings of guilt, worthlessness, and/or helplessness
>Feelings of hopelessness and/or pessimism
>Insomnia, early-morning wakefulness, or excessive sleeping
>Irritability, restlessness
>Loss of interest in activities or hobbies once pleasurable, including sex
>Overeating or appetite loss
>Persistent aches or pains, headaches, cramps, or digestive problems that do not ease even with treatment
>Persistent sad, anxious, or "empty" feelings
>Thoughts of suicide, suicide attempts

ah yes

>>65933293
more

want to stop drinking so much but am afraid I'd just replace the drink with shitty food and end up getting fat

EVERY SINGLE THING apart from agoraphobia

and while i do avoid physical contact, its not because of an unpleasant stimulus. i dont actually know why i do it

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>>65933345
>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships

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>>65933405
rather fight for the alliance

Symptons of illness may include
>Existing

>>65933385
>>65933408
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant_personality_disorder

>>65933301
keeps people in poverty

lower class: drinking too much alcohol
middle class: drinking too much water

Went for a walk with a girl today and went went through a forest and all I could think about was how long it would take to get caught if I beat her to death and threw her in the bushes

I didn't even want to do it but I couldn't help thinking what if

>>65933405
Bit depressing that we can no longer keep the peace

>>65933317
woman personality disorder

>>65933345
that's more like it

Picked a girl up and set her on a pool table today with me standing between her legs. Felt VERY manly.

went for a walk with my runt british male friend (i'm a girl btw) and we walked through some forest
the fucking pussy was so worried about getting lost haha

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>>65933214
Janny ban requested me earlier for slag posting but his superiors didn't deem it necessary

>>65933443
Same

started sniffing coke at work for banter

Is there a place you can just go and get diagnosed with the many fucked in the head things you have?

Some of the typical symptoms are:
>out-of-body experiences
>loss of feeling in parts of your body
>distorted views of your body
>unable to recognise your image in a mirror
>a sense of detachment from your emotions
>feeling like you are watching a movie of yourself
>feeling like you are unreal

>>65933464
I reckon I have Woman Avoidant Personality Disorder, haha

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qFZgZ14gbJ

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When Hillary is elected all normie scum will be purged from 4chan

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>ywn cycle through london in the 1800s and know that at this very moment, you are at the very heart of civilisation and experiencing the pinnacle of human progress

lads you ever think how easily you could kill your gf

I'm a good foot taller than mine and must weight almost double

could pick her up and snap her like a twig

I remember she got really turned on when I picked her up and shoulder pressed her for reps

welfare state doesn't work

e.g.

rich people have access to computers and vehicles that lets them find out about, claim everything they want, get to the schools they desire and use public facilities at their leisure.


poor people who it is supposed to be helping have no such advantage.

>>65933514
symptoms of sniffing a fat line of ket?

>>65933512
Go to your GP, tell them you think you're fucked in the head, they'll refer you to a mental health team.

>>65933512
A psychologist I presume

>>65933458

Done this many times when alone with females
Used to obsess over how easily I could have killed my flatmate

>>65933550
Depersonalisation lid

>needing ket

lol

ANNOUNCEMENT:

I AM GOING TO BED

GOODNIGHT

http://www.strawpoll.me/11398328

>>65933541
>very heart of civilisation and experiencing the pinnacle of human progress
ah yes a smelly shithole with a life expectancy of 50

Woman at work fancies me I think lads

Constantly touches my hair and makes awkward references to dating and she told me how I remind her of the ex she is still in love with, also shows me weird porn on her phone occasionally

She's over 10 years my senior though and I work like 2 feet away from her

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what are you lads going to dress up as for halloween?

gonna do this

>>65933583
'night

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>>65933419
> irish
> alcohol dependency
Is it genetic?

I ask because I'm 1/32nd Irish.

>>65933547
I realised this when she first asked me to put her on my shoulders. Practically tossed her up there with one hand.

>>65933583
night night

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>Got to get on a plane in 8 hours

>tapping

Literally the worst ASMR trigger. Hate people who cater their videos to tap-niggers

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dqh6JcwDDH

just watched american hostory x lads

>tfw too smart to be a neo nazi
>tfw too redpilled to be a normie

looks like i have every mental illness fucks sake lol

i need a freak in the morning, freak in the evening

>>65933547
she's already dead

>>65933317
Think my mum has BPD, she's a nutter.
She'd go berserk over nothing, then come into my room at night crying her eyes out and apologizing. She's never had a bf for longer than 3 years. She used to cry randomly and blame me and my sister for being the reason she has no money. Etc, etc.

>>65933583

noight noight

Business idea: ASMR porn films

aka: porn with good audio

>>65933614
tapping's ok but close ear whispering's the best

>>65933614
>ASMR
runt

me in the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDA8MWz7L2s

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>>65933597
Going as this

>>65933600
the fuck
they just put a hat on a jew then said hes irish

>>65933600
I'm descended from Irish runts and drink too much as well, plus I have a family history of alcoholism.

>>65933614
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TBMvMazQCe

gf wont suck me off because im uncut

>>65933645
Thought this was something about cooked turkeys going by the thumbnail desu.

>>65933568
Was choking my ex once and I slipped and really badly crushed her throat and I couldn't stop thinking about how in that moment I could have been sat there with a lifeless body

We aren't together anymore and I think about how easy it would be to just break into her house (she keeps her front window unlocked) wouldn't even do anything aside from fuck about with stuff

>>65933646
interesting theory

http://www.asmrxxx.com/

>>65933600
Irish communists literally orchestrated the easter rising

>>65933681
tell her to FOY

>being an alcoholic

how

>>65933645
black dicks are so ugly

>>65933645
I bet you're that cretin who always spams porn on /tv/ to """trigger""" people and gets me banned on my phone

Business idea: take away pensioners bus passes

>>65933614
I quickly realised the only reason I got tingles during my optician appointments was because a cute woman was within an inch of my face and I could feel her breath on my skin.

>>65933664
great quote

going to frame it and put it on my wall

>>65933691
kek

>>65933728
they literally look like big pieces of poo desu

all these shitty clown videos are just shitty vines people do with their mtes

>>65933704
the ICA were commies but the IRB which made up the bulk of the leadership were ethno nationalists

Just starting to think I need to actually sort out my head, you know? It's getting daft now and other people are noticing.

My only concern is that it'll affect me in the future if I admit I've had mental health problems.

>>65933737
no then they'll become even worse misers

>>65933715
>drink a lot
>don't stop
I've been drinking less lately though because I hate feeling like shit in the morning when I drink.

Business idea: don't give disabled people cars

*pfffarrrfffpu*

Safety haha

SIXTEEN REASONS
WHY I LOVE
1. THE WAY YOU HOLD MY HAND

>>65933596
weird how

Business idea: only give disabled people cars

business idea:
cars for the blind

Business idea: create a new brit thread at 100 replies

Kid who played tommen just got a sextape realeased

just him wanking off with his cousin

Is this part of british culture?

http://m.gayboystube.com/videos/dean-charles-chapman-jerk-with-his--cousin-521052.html

>>65933755
won't, so long as you aren't a genuine threat to other people there's no obligation for them to tell anyone

>>65933755
yeah I can't do the job I want to do if I go doctors and get diagnosed with some nut problem so I'm just gonna leave it haha

Those with this disorder may often choose jobs of isolation so that they do not have to interact with the public regularly, due to their anxiety and fear of embarrassing themselves in front of others. Some with this disorder may fantasize about idealized, accepting, and affectionate relationships, due to their desire to belong. They often feel themselves unworthy of the relationships they desire, so they shame themselves from ever attempting the relationship.[7]

People with avoidant personality disorder are preoccupied with their own shortcomings and form relationships with others only if they believe they will not be rejected. Loss and rejection are so painful that these individuals will choose to be alone rather than risk trying to connect with others. They often view themselves with contempt,[3] while showing an increased inability to identify traits within themselves that are generally considered as positive within their societies.

me chimping out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOdKGEyUhko&list=WL&index=93

>>65933788
One was of a bloke getting his bollocks pummelled by a baseball bat

pretty sure everyone above the age of 21 has some sort of mental issue

Lads I woke up and you wouldn't believe what day it is!

It's my birthday! Haha 10/10

Business idea: take the housing benefit provided to pensioners and give it to people on universal credit.

>>65933596
do some guys really think being nice to them means its ok for them to think you like them or be a creep or

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Want to watch the debate but I have to be early.

Looks like the 'Press will be earning its keep tomorrow!

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So a video of him jerking off with his friend on omegle just leaked. What's gonna happen now lads. Will he jump out the window like his character?

He is 19 btw.

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Why are a lot of Brits so swarthy? I see it mostly in girls from southern England. Is it the Roman genes?

>>65933780
*digs you in the arm anyway*
wahey smelly cunt

>>65933802
definitely going to watch this

>>65933596
qt in uni keeps making references to us dating. Like she'll complain about some lad that tried to flirt with her and then she'll say "Next time he comes over, just ask me out in front of him for a laugh haha it'll be a laugh haha don't forget to ask me out and specify that it's a date haha okay? haha"

lads tell me if this is weird or not pls

>cute girl at work rarely speaks to me
>had a conversation with her on friday
>she says how she hates leaving for work whilst it's dark
>went into town earlier and bought a wind-up torch with the intention of giving it to her tomorrow
>having second thoughts about whether it's weird or not

what do i do

>>65933819
ask her if she wants to act out such a situation

>>65933600
you honestly expect me to read all that shit haha

what is this place

>>65933856
great post

>>65933840
link

>>65933841
We're less swarthy than you, Hakim

*walks past the irish runt and gives him the stink eye*

>>65933840
really?

>>65933840
source? he's cute

>>65933841
>I see it mostly in girls from southern England.
Actually its the native celtic population (eg west england, scotland and wales)

southerners and easterners are more blonde hair blue eyed because of german rapes but its been like 1000 years since that so its all mixed up now

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>>65933814
>Some with this disorder may fantasize about idealized, accepting, and affectionate relationships, due to their desire to belong. They often feel themselves unworthy of the relationships they desire, so they shame themselves from ever attempting the relationship.

business idea:a website where you can befriend people you know IRL in order to share pictures, bios (relationship, hometown, etc), message eachother, etc

>>65933856
That's weird lad. You should offer to give her a lift/walk to work with her.

Imagine Actually hating black and brown people just because of the colour of their skin and then because of this voting to leaving the eu even though eu migrants are white

Fucking idiot ukip brexit twats

>>65933856
would just be banter desu

AVD is the literal catch all of mental illnesses

>>65933856
Just walk with her you fucking twat hahaha if I worked with you I'd call you wind up torch boy

what is it about reviewbrahs videos thst are so comfy?

>>65933841
native Britons are related to ancient Iberians and the Basque

also Romans colonised the south heavily since it was such a major center of trade.

>>65933879
scroll up idiot

>>65933879
>>65933888
>>65933889
check >>>/tv/75160953

>>65933856
don't tell her you bought it specifically for her

Business idea: Buy your oneitis a wind up torch

mental illness is a social construct just like the EU

>>65933856
oh fucking hell mate no
stop

lads i love running so much

you might laugh, but i listen to 1989 by taylor swift and hare up and down the canal like a madman and it fills me with joy every time

it's making me a happier person, i want you all to share in the magic

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> neighbours are having loud sex again

>>65933856
if she likes you she'll think it's gallant and if she doesn't she'll think it's creepy but still be happy that she got free shit

>>65933840
Hot.

>>65933938
Spastic, fuck off this board you little queen

Business idea: anytime you can't be arsed paying rent just tell the government you're """"homeless"""""

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>mental illness is a social construct just like the EU

>>65933954
bit gay

>>65933938
wish I had a canal to run up and down

SLAGS
L
A
G
S

>tfw have the belly of a woman six months pregnant

having loud sex and can hear my neighbour sobbing like a pathetic worm lmao

>>65933920
that's hot

>>65933938
great choice in music

>>65933971
sorry lad but I will be informing the police of this one

Nan wacked with with her walking stick and kicked me when I was on the floor because I swore in front of her friend when I was 10

Haha, didn't expect that from her

>>65933938
once jogged through some empty remote forest with a nice playlist on me earphones

never been happier in my life

business idea: website where you can vote to lynch local people

Sold this little twat a wind up torch earlier lads

Proper mumbling little autist, told me how he's giving it to his 'lady friend' at work and how he hopes it'll impress her

Mug

poo is a social construct

>>65933802

Bruh, that looks a lot like child porn.

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>>65933938
> post yfw runner's high

Tomorrow

I'm going to see someone tomorrow

Don't let me pussy out

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>>65933938
I am laughing at you but I also do the exact same thing, right down to 1989.

I recommend Emotion by Carly Rae Jepsen too.

>>65933954
bit gay

wacked my grandson with my walking stick when he was 10 because he swore infront of my friend

little scamp didn't even expect it lmao

>>65933856

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>65934010
hes 19 but i agree. going to delete it

>>65933954
>>65933920
Nice. Would have been hotter if they'd sucked each other off or even just kissed or something.

when I feel sad, I have depression and when I feel nervous or insecure I have anxiety.

how is that so hard for you to understand ?

>>65933954
incredibly gay

>>65933971
>tfw have a woman who is 6 months pregnant

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>>65933954

>>65934006
For england james?
https://youtu.be/NAE1YBxEE38?t=11s

>>65934010
How would you know?

Don't forget to take your wind up torches on your way to work tomorrow lads.

Got a girl coming over soonish

Need to hide my alcohol, the box of 200 cigs and change my cummy bedsheets

Cba

>>65934057

Kid in the background looks young as fuck.

>>65934047
Honestly that's what I think

If I go and see a doctor they'll just call me a melt and tell me to fuck off and that my problems aren't shit.

>>65934010
>Bruh
fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9Wp6QVbsk

ah yes the "exceptional german culture" i've heard so much about

going to take a while to force this gimmick 2bh

>>65934067

just be yourself

Pre-ordered my vote for trump lads. Feels good

>>65933840
what a shame. was certain he was going to be the next Arnold Schwarzeneggar

going over to some lads house soonish

the disgusting slob has alcohol, cigs, and cummy bedsheets according to mutual friends

might just cancel on him

>>65934109
Told her I don't smoke or drink haha

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Hmm yes Tories very high IQ shall definitely be voting for them (not)

Business idea: Move to Japan and start a crime syndicate to rival the Yakuza

>>65934119
you're shite at this gimmick, stop it

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desu

>>65933840
what the fuck man
celebrities just cant help fucking up their careers

>>65933856
rattle rattle rattle here comes anon hahahaha

https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/doctors_who_are_freemasons
>Dear Frances,
>The GMC is run by Freemasons, that is how they are able to manipulate the Judges in the High Court.
>Do you expect they will expose their fellow masons?
>Best regards
>Dr Pieter Jooste


*scratches the noggin*

>>65934155
it doesn't work when it's more than a 2 line post desu

got some canadian runt coming over soon, gonna tie him up in my cummy bedsheets and rape him haha

There's this girl I am really in love with

She goes to the same uni as me and I see her every tuesday at 9AM

really want to kiss her belly

>>65934188
get her a wind up torch

hope i get raped when i go over to his house lads

bit of a fantasy of mine

Fucking hell

Every bad personality disorder is literally me

Don't even think the best doctor ever could fix this.

>>65934188
and you've never spoken to her right
is she aware of your existence?

Remember yanks literally think europe is just one giant historic castle

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incredible stuff

did a cummy all over my little faggot slutty face.

im such a cumslut hahah

spank me /brit/

>>65934219
they are a meme just ignore them, just used for categorising treatments for certain personality traits

now who THE FUCK is this so-called "reviewbrah"?

choon
Why is anime so gangsta?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea8U9CVM9QA

>>65934219
the only thing you have is hypochondria

>>65934219

that's the point

"mental health" treatment a jewish racket

>>65934219
*gets out shotgun*
*blows your head clean off*
*puts cigarette in mouth and quick as a flash lights it with the flick of a zippo*

Consider yourself cured, kid

need a shower

anybody want to join

Lads, post a picture that sums up 2016 for you.

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I try to catch these threads early, but every time I check there is already a new one with 200+ replies.

>>65934225
She's aware of my existence because I really make sure to stare at her when I see her. Last week I had a golden opportunity to talk to her, she was sitting next to me on a bench and there was nobody else in a radius of 30m or so. Didn't say a word.

But I have the patience of a camel, I will succeed.

>>65934237
more like one big mosque now innit

Why is Devon so rude? Still reeling from being called an idiot.

>>65934257
Yeah but it's surely not a good thing if I can relate to that much

The only thing I wouldn't do is off myself but that's only because I'm a coward and it would upset my mum.

NEED an update on tim lads, eviction of the SILENCED singer when?

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>>65934237
Remember everyone literally knows europe is just one giant historic mosque

>>65934298
You were called an idiot?

>>65934289
keep us updated friendo

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>>65934283

>says Cheshire
hmmmmmmm... think in progress

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>>65934283

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>>65934283

>>65934298
get over it

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>>65934283

give me your british cock NOW

>>65934241
vomiting

>>65934098
literally fucking mental

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https://twitter.com/clairefp_/status/785203269320802305

He's fucked

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>>65934312

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>>65934289

>>65934289
I did this with a girl I fell in love with in uni, minus the staring. She eventually came to me. Patience is a virtue lad.

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>>65934283
Me on the left

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>>65934283

Got offered therapy for my depression and fucked self esteem, but I was too scared to go so they cancelled my placement.

I think I literally have avoidant personality disorder

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>tfw you realize we're all figments of 9 year olds imagination trying to decide if he wants to live with his mum or dad

we don't exist

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> hmm this wikipedia page about a mental disability vaguely describes me

> I must have this disability

ah yes good gimmick

>>65934316
yeah it was in greggs

>>65934298
his poor wage

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>>65934283

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>>65934283

>>65934375
Why?

>>65934298
Redpill me on Devon, it's where my family comes from

All I know is that Cornish pasties are actually from Devon

he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

>>65934312
You're the one living in a country that's 30% nonwhite pal.

cumming all over my little faggot face

i love cum and cocks :)

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>>65934283
> tfw my year was productive and good and next year is planned to be even better

i either have about 10 disorders
or hypochondria

Greater London is a nigger.

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>>65934283

If you accept that you have a so called personality disorder, you will start to embody that personality disorder

stop you idiotic runts

victims of your own minds

overcome

>>65934337
https://twitter.com/antxnyr/status/785244133610909698

Christ what an absolute knobhead

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>>65934283

>>65934383
He was being an idiot in Greggs

what did he mean by ths

>>65934398

a tad gay

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>>65934283

>>65934390
>country full of asians
>country full of Muslims

hahahaha they're so comaparable xdxd

>>65934337
man they love doxxing people and reporting their unis dont they
cunts

>>65934418
Was a funny joke but he should've knew his audience 2bqh

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>>65934283

>>65934337
>>65934418
Looking at his picture, that lad could not give less of a fuck.

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>>65934283

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>>65934283

>>65934443
Neither countries are "full" of either Tyrone. The argument could certainly be made that yours is however.

>>65934337
what if its a frape?

going to bed lads

night

>>65934470
>can clearly see a white baby in the photo

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>>65934283

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>be me
>be hungover
>eat a spicy chicken sandwich
>be not hungover
>start drinking
Feels good lads

>>65934418
>>65934337
really not a fan of this current way of thinking

just staying out of it all, live in my own world

>>65934337
>Liverpoo

A very smelly place

>>65934289
yeah but can you pluck up the courage in 3-4 years though. because after graduation youll never see her again

>>65934470

reminds of the story of PD Ouspensky seeing the truck full of artificial legs

>>65934415
>victims of your own minds

Well that's kind of the thing yeah

>>65934521
THANK YOU SMUG SANCHEZ

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> had sex multiple times
> made new friends
> went out a couple of times
> did really well with study to the point where i was even helping out my teachers and i knew them on a more personal friendly level
> fitness really took off this year, joined the gym and started running a lot more
2016 has been a great year lads, a great year

>>65934516
>That's what he thinks white people look like
Londoner I presume?

just realised london is a shithole

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howling

>>>/pol/92185889

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>come home from uni for the weekend
>Dad says "your friends in halls won't be wondering where you are right?"

>>65934557
Then post a bloody picture to sum it up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua9dE_MKtWM

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>>65934557
Fuck off Chad

>>65934447
they function like the KGB, they go after your personal life to try to destroy you if you step out of line.

the veil must be maintained
http://history.hanover.edu/courses/excerpts/165havel.html

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>>65934599

>>65934542
I'll have to do it within a few months I guess. I have this autistic feeling that she likes me, but that feeling has betrayed me so often that I don't know whether or not I should trust myself.

Would be really awkward if she rejects me though haha

think i might be non-binary queerfluid lads

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>>65934576
>parents think I'm a lonely shite at uni who just goes to class on his own and in silence
>mfw they see me carrying a girl through town one day

>>65934572
trb isn't british