/brit/

First for Manchester City

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RclRkDUH6_g


Why is Nigel so based?

>>65928969
>>65928872
you both make a good point but you see-
*walks away mid sentence*

Your shoes untied mate.....AND youve dropped your gay card. Btw if your hand is bigger than your face that means you have cancer. Haha pinch punch first of the month no returns. Oi its (you)'s birthday lads ahaha I'll give you 20 pounds *gives you 200 birthday beats* whoops aha always was shit at maths *does 20 more* ahh thats better *suddenly lunges at you so you fall over my friend crouched behind you* hehe *everyone bundles on you* wayy dickhead *empties your bag* *breaks your ruler in half* *unscrews all your pens so they leak* *breaks all your pencil leads* *rips your rubber to bits* *throws your PE kit in the girls changing rooms* *pours your capri sun all over your books* *throws your shoes on the roof* *stabs you in the neck with a chisel*

>>65928969
yes, what kind of irresponsible selfish fucks get pregnant on benefits

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>>65928964

5 bintangs

even if i got a gf i think i would ditch her when i got up close and realised her body has any kind of fault

Real life gimmick idea: Organise a dead-drop trip going from the north to the south of Britain.

Only /brit/ users participate. First person drops a package as far north in Scotland as possible, then another picks it up and drops it a little further south. The process continues until it reaches Dorset.

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Aishas bum tb h

>>65929019
first Kpop girl with some actual boobs
and even then they're not that good

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>>65929000

hurts knowing that some guy out there gets to be her bf and its not me

>>65929000
He's one of the enlightened few who knows about (((their))) plans

>>65929051
check out the ribs on skeletor

watching candid feet videos on youtube, havin a great time

>>65928947
>be wolfe
>tell hooken to come outside to sort shit out
>get knocked the fuck out

>>65929051
>that runt holding her

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>65928709
Oh dear, I hope this isn't it >65929026

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rare amer

---OFFICIAL BETA MALE TEST---
-PARTICIPATION MANDATORY-

INSTRUCTIONS
>wrap your index finger and thumb around your wrist
>look at the distance between your thumb and index finger

RESULTS
>Finger and thumb don't touch
True alpha male

>Finger and thumb almost touch/touch slightly
Beta male; average

>Finger and thumb overlap
Kill yourself, runt

>>65929051
skinny girls can't moon people without showing genitals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIUL10qOeR8

underrated as fuck

angry and depressed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYgaOclL5zo

>>65929026
I'VE FUCKING HAD ENOUGH OF YOU
*brings knife into school*
*stabs you at break time*
*pegs it to the bus stop*
*police cars come up to me*
*plods throw me to the ground*
*get arrested*
worth it

>>65929110
where did you get this

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>>65929000
common sense

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Rate today's Macros lads

Just watched Lawrence of Arabia, was a bit long.

>>65929115
>average beta
I just won the genetic lottery lads

>>65929000
based nige, trump's still going to lose by a landslide though. i never really expected him to win from the beginning, just hoping it'll have some impact on the republican party and bring nationalism back

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kissed a human female this evening lads

looks like /gf2016/ is actually going to happen

>>65929110
looks nothing like him desu

can't decide if I want to be a cute girl, or I want to be with a cute girl.

>>65929115
1.5 cm gap

Got a flirtatious work colleague who always looks really hot in person but is somehow very unphotogenic and doesn't look great in any of her Facebook photos. Makes things VERY problematic when it comes to the end of the day and you just want to do a cheeky wank.

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>>65929115

I can touch my thumbs to my LITTLE fingers on both wrists simultaneously

>>65929199
be with

40th for kill all the disabled

>>65929163
what app lad

>>65929115
doesn't that mean you just have small hands?

>>65929205
post pics?

>>65928947
>The first British political party with a black leader is going to be UKIP
How will the left ever recover?

need some funny lines for the POF profile lads

>>65929158
>>65929197
>>>/r9k/31974263

Is asexuality real?

>>65929148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1vwnr_u6fc

>>65929245
myfitnesspal probably

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>>65929196
>thinks kissing a girl means he's sealed the deal
you have yet to understand true suffering

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the missus on the right

girl sent me a piccy of her barms last night and told me to come over

what did she mean by this?

>>65929196
Lel same, first time

And she wanted to shag but I got scared

you think you found that cute girl?

nah, she's a slag as well.

I found this cute girl who was studious, worked for charities, funny, charming. Nah though, she went and fucked a chad.

>>65929268
Communist, Irish Republican, Catholic #FreePalestine #NoDAPL #RepealThe8th

>>65929245
My fitness pal la'

very comfy lads.

just did a relaxing cummy on myself

>>65929272
yes

sociopaths and weirdos

gays generally claim to be asexual until they realise they're a queer

>>65929202
Would pay £10,000 just to be like this

>>65929115
>An obese manchild would be counted as an alpha
>A beta with tiny hands would be counted as an alpha
Flawed test. Come up with another one m9

>>65929314
can i lick it off?

pretty please

shut that door. were you born in a barm?

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gf on the right

>>65929195
have some faith lad, everyone thought Brexit would fail and look what happened there

my lack of inhibition toward work is what is holding me down, the intellect is there but the ethic is not.

>>65929163
RIP

He wouldn't sing God save the queen
McClean McClean
He told the north go fuck yourselves
McClean McClean
Now he plays for the boys in green and now he sings Amhran na bhFiann
James McClean hates the fucking queen
Na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
James McClean hates the fucking queen
He turned his back against the flag
McClean McClean
He called the queen a dirty slag
McClean McClean
He loves the Pope he hates the brits he hates the north they're fucking shit
JAMES MCCLEAN HATES THE FUCKING QUEEN

>>65929267
>ukip leader is black
>tory leader is a woman

>Labour leader is an old, grammar school educated white man

>>65929291
i-it doesn't?

>>65929385
does she make her own luck?

what was the last big event to happen?

i.e. wall to wall coverage for days on end

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>>65929218
You know nothing of what it means to have thin hands / wrists.

>>65929361
Get those fucking lights of son you paki bastard! It's like the blackpool illuminations in here

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Selling a 500GB Samsung 850 Evo SSD, bidding starts at £100 ladies and gentlemen.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/222273321119

>>65929385
excessive make up should be illegal

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>>65929115
>Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm really awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly colour. I'm so glad I'm a Beta.

once when i was like 16 i kicked a cat as hard as i could and it landed in the street and was just lying there doing these weird whining sounds

dragged it out of the road by its tail but it couldnt walk anymore so i just put it out of its misery and stomped on its head several times

never really bothered me ngl

>>65929255
No, that would be incredibly disrespectful to her and I am certainly not a misogynist.

>>65929400
Vocaroo

>>65929385
is that limmy

>>65929272
yes

starfish for example

>>65929438
alri dexter

>>65929417
would literally off myself if this was my hand

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>>65929417

>>65929385
how the FUCK can you not even have eyebrows
blokes have it amazing

now that we did brexit are we going to set up the empire again?

>>65929417
ayy lmao

>>65929402
>DUP leader is a woman
The rabbit hole continues

>>65929425
>first initial g
>surname pick
>born in 1992

we are anonymous

we are legion

we do not forgive

we will find you

reading a wikihow article on how to increase wrist size

want them to be a big as my thigh

>tfw my (you) projection was on point
Im too good at this

>>65929385
ah yes, makeup

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>>65929492
Why? It's really not that bad in the scope of bad things about my life.

>>65929465
getting better

>the average soviet private life expectancy in Stalingrad was 6 hours

>>65929430
good book t bh might give it a read again soon

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The Indians are evolving, they're are becoming more powerful

,¸¸,o¤º Excellent Ebayer -:¦:- Thanks Very Much º¤o,¸¸,

sometimes i remind myself of the joker

i'm seriously damaged...HONKA HONKA! hahahaha!

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ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TIRED OF BEING BULLIED EVERY DAY

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>>65929553

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just a little snack before bedtime

>>65929272
you'd be surprised, some guys have such low sex drives they get on a yearly basis. not shitting you. there's no way you're actually straight at that point

>>65929553
Alright, calm down fishboy

but she's so charming...

>>65929581
so this... is the power... of shit

>>65929610
I can do some close-protection work for you if you like.

I don't charge much.

>>65929632
you think she rode chads dick? Or did he just pound her from behind

>>65929610
Have you thought about purchasing a gun? I know a guy, Johnny I think, who got one. Helped him immensely

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activity: top 3

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Ugh, such a pretty girl but so retarded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWTGsUyv8IE

I love Dance and other EDM these days (Dubstep, Trance, Techno etc) but I always find time for a bit Taylor Swift. Who doesn't?

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show us yer hands lads

Hillary = lower taxes + law and order + individual rights + cutting government waste = comfy

Trump = high taxes + no law + no individual freedom = not comfy

FUCK THE GOPe

*sits down*
*thighs melt into puddles*
ah yes

ate FAR too much kale ffs

>>65929666
6, 7, 5, 1, 8, 4, 3, 2

>>65929666
7,6,3

bed time in 15 minutes lads ;/

>>65929666
gf: 6
fwb: 3, 8

those are my top three. don't think 6 is particularly hot but she looks like my type, just needs to not pluck her eyebrows so much

What do you prefer, cocky and arrogant Lisicki or depressed and defeated Lisicki?

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Getting my daily dose of coronation street

>>65929677
don't know what point you're trying to make
that isn't real communism

>>65929697
you've been on /brit/ about 5 days this week fucking nerd lol

aisha > sara

>>65929666
8 3 7

5 6 4 1 2

>>65929666
5 > 8 > 3 2bh

>>65929666
6 8 3

>>65929741
*gets naked*
*slips under your duvet*

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>>65929759
>tfw been on all 7

>>65929385
this is rape

>>65929756
Yes indeed, this was filmed when the country was recovering from the horror that were the soviet union times.. It's hard to imagine how much worse conditions really were during the soviet union...

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>>65929678
yeah, but then I move SWIFT-ly on

>>65929666
7 5 8 3 1 2 6 4

>>65929666
3 7 8

>>65929759
can never escape

>>65929779
bit too rare

>>65929752
it's a Sunday though

the only person posting about sara is tom

>>65929779
looks like it'd be yummy cooked. it's squirming because its entire body is one big muscle. that's means it's high in protein and good for making you stronk

>>65929779
Must be Japanese

>>65929779
fucking japs

it's really not that difficult to kill something before you eat it

>>65929779
Why is this allowed? I presume this is in Japan or some other backwards SEA country.

>>65929779
literally me when I'm talking to a girl

>>65929385
tbf if she had eyebrows and took better care of her skin she'd be fine without makeup

but because she cakes her face in fifty different shades of shit, her skin looks the way it does

vicious cycle being a slag

>>65929666
36785142

>>65929759
my chakras are slowly realigning with the chon

Yeah and I'm watching Monday's episodes
I'm always slightly behind but I've watched EVERY episode of coronation street since August 2009

hi

>>65929872
squirmy wormy heh heh heh

>>65929841
>>65929852
>>65929857
Took literally 3 seconds to find out it was Korean

feeling a bit lonely lads

chuck some (you)'s my way

shan't be clicking this virus

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OI LADS!!!

DO YOU FANCY A STAB AT SOME JAPANESE BEAVER??????????????

>>65929885
yeah no one cares you fucking twat

>>65929888
mre like runtland ll

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>that's not real communism
nice joke aisha

Gonna ask for the complete eastenders box set for Christmas

>>65929952
no thank you I'm not a degenerate cuck libtard interracial cuckmaster 30000 cuck

>>65929812
>>65929852
>>65929857
stupid cunts it's dead and this is what happens when you put salt on it

>>65929940
iktf
here's one on the house

>>65929883
your taste in fanny is spot on as well senpai

>>65929952
I wouldn't mind

>>65929952
nah

>>65929973
>complete eastenders box

Are you asking for a van to keep it all in too?

the USSR was capitalist

bye

>>65929851
t. slave mentality

laughed for ages thinking of posting just "Rasheed" by itself
might do it later

>>65929996
i am something of a connoisseur

>>65930022
but the ruling party was the Communist party???????

>>65929796
Holy shit, murder him some more lad.

farts stink of weed desu lads

>>65929952
yeah alright

LYN THESE ARE SEX PEOPLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8I6qt_Z0Cg

Absolute banger of a tune lads

>Doing a skate and smoking a joint with the lads
>8 year old chavs come over
>"is that a spliff? Can I have some?"
>tell him not a chance because he's 8
>the 8 year old calls me gay and asks where my boyfriend is
>Point at one of my mate and say "hes there"
>they look disgusted, they run off while calling me a "fucking gay dick sucker" and threatening to get their older brother to fight us
>tfw i'm 20 years old and literally got roasted by an 8 year old

For real though, what the fuck is up with kids these days?

i'm a fucking alpha, i don't need a female to make me happy.

fuck that bitch.

>>65929986
t. someone who's never prepared seafood

There's clearly at least part of the brain stem attached. Raw meat doesn't fucking move just because

might trade the gf in for a tall brunette

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I want to fucking hammer katy perrys pussy to bits

>>65930022
t. imageboard student of history

piss smells like vanilla

>>65930086
>skating

fuck off kid

nearly slipped into old habits earlier and ordered lots of high quality class a drugs from the deep web

but i stopped myself and now I'm glad I didn't

thanks for reading

>>65930024
see you soon x

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me and the husbando

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>stupid cunts it's dead and this is what happens when you put salt on it

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Class 142: Official Locomotive of the Northern Powerhouse

really like this bloke here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjqFU12Iy30

>>65930109
I reckon I'd last about 4 seconds desu

>>65930088
how hard did he fuck her? You think she made him wear a condom?

>>65930086
fucking gay dicksucker

>>65930086

I get shouted at by schoolgirls when I walk to work. there's nothing i can do to retaliate because they'll just say I touched them and everyone will believe them

>>65930088
hmm yes interesting

*walks away and fucks someone else*

FUCK lads
Just stuck my head out the window and sparked a spliff and my dad was in the garden for some reason

>>65930088
you dont sound very hip hop happy
want to have a cry? its ok we're all friends

had a gf with decent chebs but dumped her before spaffing over her chebs
what a silly man I am

bellends

complete bellends

>>65930129
Hey, it's fun. You meet a lot of skate slags too.

>>65930088
She probably fucked someone else because you were too busy obsessing over your height. And before you say, "OH HURR DURR MANLET" don't worry, even if I was a manlet I still wouldn't care. At least I'm not a shell of a human who has to obsess over his physical appearance because of his lack of accomplishments.

>>65930134
really glad i read this post

>>65930088
The virgin alpha, kek

>>65930193
*raises paw*

>>65930188
What do they say to you?

>>65930134
well done:)

>>65930086
>Doing a skate and smoking a joint with the lads
I hope for your sake you aren't much older than the 8 year olds, that's pathetic if you're over 18 desu

>>65930088
me too, being an incel is the true redpill

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>FUCK lads
>Just stuck my head out the window and sparked a spliff and my dad was in the garden for some reason

>>65930228
*lays down law*

>>65930228
*Raises spork*

>>65930228
ah yes the liverpudlian accent, much cuter than the welsh accent

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>the uk will never have double decker trains

sad t bh

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It's that time boyos

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>Doing a skate
>smoking a joint

>>65930215
i'm glad you're glad you read it
/brit/ is my support group

>>65930292
That's a lie
Welsh accent is the best accent in the entire British Isles tbqh

>>65930261
Atrocious use of this meme. Literally the worst I've ever seen.

>>65930277
Le no strong convictions therefore I can feel morally and intellectually superior man

>>65930331
t. 190guysfuckedmyonetruelove master race

>>65930325
not so glad i read this post

now you have to do a forfeit

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should i pound them? should i slice them?
should i singe them? should i ice them?

vices, hammers, screws and nails
instruments designed to impale

rusted hooks and toxic needles
matches and a tank of diesel

oh, what fun one man can have
with his included ballbag

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>>65930298
>his country doesn't have double decker trains

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Anyone got any current-affairs Pepes for sale?

when is the yank debate tonight?

>>65930365
stellar post

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>>65930292
delete dis la

>>65930365
sounds like a cannibal corpse song

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>>65930417
This one is both current and a classic, never ages

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Found a new funny YouTuber lads how come you never talk about him

>>65930277
shouldn't the centrist be facing the center?

Listening to DJ slipmatt and smoking a cheeky spliff lads

>>65930298
we could if we build new lines
it is possible to upgrade the midlands main line to european loading gauge meaning double decker trians

>>65930086
nice beta presence.

>>65930471
Yeah, funny if you're about 15

>>65930417
>Leaks the same day a tape about Trump is leaked that completely blows Wikileaks' emails out of the water
Bravo Julian

>>65930481
It's pretty cool

really wish I had another life to spare with those pour souls who fight for my country...

evening

>>65930471
havent a clue what a h3h3 is desu
the only things ive watched have been the things with michael rosen and the bald coon chef from like 3 years ago
redpill me on it

>>65930474
he should be looking up at both of them rotated as if he's standing on the wall

>>65930497
>You
>Calling someone a beta
lmao

>>65930481
why is the south so empty?

>>65930476
__P
N O R T H E R N
__W
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>>65930481
its cramped and expensive

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>nice beta presence.

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me on the left

>>65930417
julian's timing was massively fucked, to the point where i think he may have been paid off to wait to release it when he did

>>65930524
nail bombing civilians is not fighting for your country

>>65930481
as someone who lives in the south i find it incredibly biased to north of the river, unacceptable

public transport is povvo tier

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maybe I'm autistic but I just fucking love watching chemistry videos on youtube

fascinating

>>65930240
Why though?
I skate with a group of about 15 people aged 17 - 30, most of whom are sponsored. We chill and smoke weed, make videos, it's a lot of fun desu. Absolutely nothing wrong with it. Skater girls are maximum qt desu as well desu.

See, i bet you think skaters are those faggy 15 year olds in snapbacks, right? Yeah, no, they're called posers.

Thinking of switching banks to Halifax lads. Should I do it?
Pic related. I don't give a fuck about overdrafts; never needed one.
£100 bonus + £5 a month for nothing seems like a good deal.

>>65930582
*coughs*

>>65930618
Whenever we had the bunsen burners out in school I'd burn whatever was in my pockets

Really fun

190cm guy probably looks like a human green bean

>>65930640
sound like a massive fag mate

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>See, i bet you think skaters are those faggy 15 year olds in snapbacks, right? Yeah, no, they're called posers.

>>65930656
good pic lad

>>65930560
Northern Powerhouse mate

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>>65930656
forgot pic

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>skating past the age of 15

>>65930618
me too
I watched this video today

>>65930640
I see why they called you all gay, you sound like massive fucking poofters

>>65930597
the burden of proof is on you friend

jamie ur a fuckin poser dude

>>65930640
thought you said you were gay

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>>65930640
>I skate with a group of about 15 people aged 17 - 30, most of whom are sponsored. We chill and smoke weed, make videos, it's a lot of fun desu. Absolutely nothing wrong with it. Skater girls are maximum qt desu as well desu.

>>65930669
I liked attaching them to the taps and turning the taps on

>>65930723
do you watch nilered too? that's some damn good chemistry

gunna post a pic of my face - fuck it

rate me /brit/

>>65930772
7/10

>London is getting a £1bn new train line, one of the largest infrastructure projects in Europe


....meanwhile in the north, deano is getting an extension on his 2 bed house in scunthorpe

P
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>>65930656
Do it lad, pretty good desu

I switched and told them I didn't want an overdraft but they gave me an interest free one of £100. They gave me a credit card after a few months as well

>>65930772
Look a little nonexistent there lad haha

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>Why though?
>I skate with a group of about 15 people aged 17 - 30, most of whom are sponsored. We chill and smoke weed, make videos, it's a lot of fun desu.
>Absolutely nothing wrong with it. Skater girls are maximum qt desu as well desu.

>See, i bet you think skaters are those faggy 15 year olds in snapbacks, right? Yeah, no, they're called posers.

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I want to be a cowboy, because cowboys dont care

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TACH9AJsuMw

>going to sleep because I have nothing better to do

Ah yes, crippling depression, very impressive

Rasheed

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>>65930772
forgot pic

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>>65930784
take that back

>>65930768
nope, but I jsut subbed to him

>>65930723
going by a reverse backtrace of the proxy filters applied to this url, i've narrowed down your exact IP and geocode to one of 3.

you're fucked

>>65930515
>>65930596
That's one way of looking at it, alternatively you could say that he gave Trump supporters a bit of counter-ammo during a scandal which might otherwise have ended his campaign for good. Either way I can't wait for the debate desu, anyone know when it starts UK time?

>>65930681
>>65930717
>>65930764
>>65930730
Sure mate
And what hobbies have you got besides posting on 4chan and getting drunk on weekends? Boring cunts. Love it when people try to take the piss out of me for doing something I enjoy. Saddos desu, take a good look at yourselves.

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No idea why my father despised me so much

i wish i had some guidance, i wish someone could help me in this life

>>65930785
t. northerner

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>I skate with a group of about 15 people aged 17 - 30, most of whom are sponsored. We chill and smoke weed, make videos, it's a lot of fun desu. Absolutely nothing wrong with it. Skater girls are maximum qt desu as well desu.

>See, i bet you think skaters are those faggy 15 year olds in snapbacks, right? Yeah, no, they're called posers.

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>>65930826
stop posting pics of me

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>Yeah, no, they're called posers.

>>65930838
good luck
I'm behind 7 proxies, and each of them is behind 7 proxies

Got called over by the police last night at the end of a night out, they said I was involved in an assault and then decided to take down my details. Obviously I had literally no clue what they were talking about so I couldn't help them.

Feel like they just took my details down because they needed to make it seem like they had done something.

Anyone else had anything similar? And will the police end up at my door?

just doxxed everyone ITT

>>65930790
I don't have a credit card at this moment and never had one.
What is the benefit of it?
I always have few thousand £££ in my account so does it even make sense for me to have it?

>>65930772
*fucks your face*

>>65930785
glad deano is finally getting that extension, he's been waiting ages for the planning permission and his wife has been nagging him no end

lads

got a good meme for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvZwYadmgPw

>>65930874
Something off about his face but I can't quite place it

>>65930874
>>65930826
who is this unfortunate hobgoblin i see here so often

>>65930897
Yes just a couple of weeks ago our friendly gardai stopped me and told me I had to be held accountable for my /brit/ posts

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>KEK!

>>65930849
Drinking on weekends with a couple of mates is more respectable and grown up than skating while some some weed lmao

literally any woman in this country could batter the fuck out of me

I am a stick

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>Sure mate
>And what hobbies have you got besides posting on 4chan and getting drunk on weekends? Boring cunts. Love it when people try to take the piss out of me for doing something I enjoy. Saddos desu, take a good look at yourselves.

>>65930849
>getting this upset when people call you out on your childish hobby

grow up mate

*gets behind 7 layers of irony*

poo

>>65930800
me every night of the week

>>65930849
I'd like an explanation as to why you didn't reply to me in this

lads if I apply for a credit card and get it denied, will it affect applying for a card in the future?

any memes lads

Hi brad

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>>65930949
I saw him in a "faces of /int/" thread and stole it

along with this scary slav lad

>>65930946
most of those lines aren't electrified and have very slow line speeds

>>65930946
a map of mainlines that doesn't include enough

>>65931022
Jesus Christ! He looks like a super villain! Quite menacing!

I remember in school we used to give the skaters and rockers an awful time
The UK is really slacking if people think it's socially acceptable to be a skater desu

>>65931022
cripes wouldnt want to call him to prayer at 5 in the morning

>>65931047
>>65931047
>>65931047

New

>>65931022
I'd let him fuck me

no homo though

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Sun is sinking in the west
The cattle go down to the stream
The redwing settles in the nest
It's time for a cowboy to dream

>>65931069
hmm

>>65931072
>>65931079
lol

>>65930900
Allegedly buying stuff on a credit card and then paying it straight off can look good on your credit history. It's just handy to have there really.

>>65929163
>That sodium

Last for America.

>>65929553
please clean your keyboard, i cannot bear to look