/brit/

>>65926098
France

maisie

>>65926136
nah it was bait

was just bored waiting for the new thread x

>this retard bragging about killing cats

Lower class chav inbred scum

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quite literally picked a cat up by the tail when i was 17 and began spinning it around so that i could hear its tailbones break and crunch then i fucked it hard at a wall and started kicking it in the ribs, after that i tried to stamp it to death with my boot but realised this would be too messy after about two stamps and a significant amount of feline guts on my boot so i picked up a shovel and beheaded it, it made the strangest squeals throughout the entire ordeal hehe

>>65926192
can't wait for this kid to die of MMR or something

A Nando's is opening soon in my neighborhood.

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tf just sent me this

>>65926186
>not following the conversation

confirmed fake story la

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>The Devil May Care (Mom & Dad Don't)

I like BJM but they are a bunch of emo hipster twats

>>65926234
Talking about the Irish inbred

Train wanker really loves his trains

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ah yes.

"african americans"

Ran over a janny on the way to work this morning lads.

Checked his wallet before I threw his body of the hedge, but it was empty.

>>65926192
bit confused
why has she got multiple different skin coloured emojis
what is that flag
what is with they eye, heart, ying yang and crown emoji?

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>>65926265
a secret 4 u my pal: im lying over the internet LOL

i own and care for multiple felines as i live on a farm and their handy for the ole' rodent culling

>>65926273
I'm white but I can't swim because I have a phobia of deep water

Can swim alright in shallow water though

>>65926273
what
"vibrant"
names

>>65926301
no we aren't

>>65926192
dumbass fucking niggers

kids gonna end up with polio

>>65926317
Can you keep your head above the water without holding onto anything/

Can't remember what it's called

>>65926218
it's mad to think yanks see being that fat as normal

>>65926301
>3 posters

ROFL runt, this is the real /brit/ thread. Now post away, squire

>>65926328
and thats a bad thing because??

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>>65926301
trainlad isn't

>>65926292
flag is malawi

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>>65926301
>3 replies

>>65926354
oh piss off you complete and utter weapon

>>65926360
guess who ends up paying for it?

>>65926327
>>65926358
>>65926361
>>65926369
Fine I don't need you lot anyway I'll just talk to myself

>>65926315
ur a mong

Spoke to a yank today.

Sounds weird hearing them irl when you're used to only hearing them on the telly.

head is absolutely banging lads, i can NOT be expected to study in such INHUMANE conditions

>>65926353
Treading water I think

And no because I'm literally terrified

I see deep water (aka swimming pool I can't stand up in) scarier than tightrope walking between two cliffs

>>65926422
Do it with curry and leave bowls around Rotherham

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>oh piss off you complete and utter weapon

>>65926367
didn't know that
stupid cunt
does she even know that the vast majority of slaves taken from africa to the americas were from west africa?
clearly not

cats are vermin

>>65926392
bet you're a fat bastard

>>65926441
What were they doing in Britland?

>>65926424
aha rite nobother to u anyway

>>65926463
EXCELLENT post

unironically drinking blue tesco lager haha

minorities are vermin

just had a productive hour or so lads

cleaned up all my kitchen and got a bunch of washing up done

gonna do a vacuum the floor now i reckon

>>65926448
To get over that you'll literally just have to desensitise yourself to it.

Jumping into deep water probably will do more harm though
>panic
>start genuinely drowning
>get saved
>NOT DOING THAT AGAIN

So just practise treading water in shallow water and move deeper and deeper until you're swimming across the channel.

>>65926441
Always bully any yanks I meet

Vaporwave is literally the future of music

What exactly is a bellsniff?

>>65926419
ROFL your thread got nuked

hilarious, unlucky squire

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

>>65926422
fucking love cats but im unironically enjoying this gimmick

>>65926463
nice, kill some young while slags

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Do people practice their signatures or does it come naturally?

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>>65926563
Fuck off chinky cunt

>>65926502
Probably capitalising on the fallen pound.

You should come here for a holiday m8

>>65926576
I usually get about halfway through my first name and then it just turns into a bunch of loops

>>65926533
alri mum

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where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?

>>65926549
The swimming pools near me are expensive and full of people

>>65926563
thanks worst Korea

>>65926611
I've been to London
Where should I go next?

>>65926576
Mine was always shit but now I can barely remember it so when a Yodel driver asks me to sign it's just a squiggle.

>>65926422
I bought some blood from an old guy with hiv and wiped it on a bunch of razors once
Used to go around the parks and glue them all to the edges of the climbing frames and slides etc.

>>65926422
you better be fucking joking

>>65926576
It stabilises with use. Do it a few times on a sheet of paper if it bothers you. Used to forge my mum's on school letters

>>65926576
Just put an X myself usually

oi lads just got home from the telly and learnt i got meself a BBC in my A-levels, can i ever pass my D-levels and get into queening college without an ABBA or am i buggered to become a telly repair lorry?

>>65926623
the woes of living by yourself mate

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Macbeth the movie is proper kinology

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>Interpol went shit after Antics

>>65926629
Shut up, squire.

>>65926576
Just comes naturally, my signature is literally just my name written in my normal handwriting though

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This is what a 10/10 face looks like

>>65926576
I just scribble my name vaguely since school never taught me cursive because I'm left handed

>>65926635
I'd go swimming with you if I lived near you m8 to help.

But I probably don't so tough.

>>65926629
everwhere lmao, we got slags flowing through the windows

>>65926487
YOU'RE vermin

>>65926098
A rude boy SHUT UP

Owned
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3828732/Here-s-Cambridge-students-think-sexual-consent-classes-Women-s-officer-posts-picture-hall-freshers-boycott-patronising-talks.html

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>>65926658
>tfw forgot to get my friend to forge a firearms license paper and forged his signature based of the other 3 he made

>>65926681
About as close to perfect as you can get

>>65926422
Did the same with sausages and rat poison tb h

>>65926629
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broadmoor_Hospital

>>65926422
Got tears in my eyes laughing at the thought of the little fuckers wailing in agony while they shit blood out of their stupid furry arses all over their owners' kitchens. Vermin.

>>65926673
fassbenders accent is shit

>>65926681
kek no, that's like a 7/10

it all comes down to personal preference, one mans 10/10 is another mans 6/10

>>65926647
Hire a car and drive through the country stopping at pubs, stately homes, historic sites and staying in B&Bs. Drive down to Devon and Cornwall (you'll love it, full of yank tourists and they cum themselves over the place) and then go all the way up north to the lake district and Northumberland.

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Descendent of Gallic chief Vercintegorix and Brian Boru, High king of Ireland here

AMA

once when i was like 16 i kicked a cat as hard as i could and it landed in the street and was just lying there doing these weird whining sounds

dragged it out of the road by its tail but it couldnt walk anymore so i just put it out of its misery and stomped on its head several times

never really bothered me ngl

>>65926629
Pigeon park, bet you still haven't been there

>>65926629
is that Rose?

>>65926678
Miss that meme

>>65926678
why did an international police cooperation organisation "go to shit" after these so-called "antics"

>>65926681
Bizarre photo desu.

>>65926681
whered you get a pic of my gf

>>65926758
um yeah, hi sweetie, would you mind NOT stealing my posts?

>>65926681
Who

>>65926576
I've started to just put an x on it 2bh

volunteering at the local boxing gym

it's not like i'm actually working for free, though, i'm only putting up my ballbag

>>65926719
> Why don't people want to turn up to be passive aggressively lectured and made to feel like rapists

>>65926681
>pointy chin
>thin face
>10/10 lmao

LEGGO MY EGGO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq0ztaCwb-A

>>65926681
I posted this yesterday or the day before
thanks for saving it

>>65926756
>full of yank tourists and they cum themselves over the place
er no, the only other foreign tourists are old dutch/german/french

>>65926786
you haven't posted that in a while, you always used to do it

>>65926754
No it doesn't, you're wrong.

I don't like this cat gimmick desu

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Post pictures of the average /brit/

>>65926681
just knowing her would make my life 100 times better than it currently is

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FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!

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To the utter CUNT the other day who said the big shop was the place and not the act, go chin yourself you fucking sadcase

feel horribly self indulgent filling out my POF profile

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how does this make you feel?

DESPISE the left. Absolutely hate Muslims. Hate wogs. Hate foreners.Hate pikeys. Hate refugees. Hate pakis. Hate gays. Hate special needs lads. Far right nationalist and proud. EDL, PEGIDA. Love the pub and football

>>65926849
Utterly retch inducing.

Very, very fucking good. What a game, ever since MW2 this franchise went to shite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfW1bkPI8Kc

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>DESPISE the left. Absolutely hate Muslims. Hate wogs. Hate foreners.Hate pikeys. Hate refugees. Hate pakis. Hate gays. Hate special needs lads. Far right nationalist and proud. EDL, PEGIDA. Love the pub and football

>>65926827
There were quite a lot of yank tourists in Cornwall when I went.

By which I mean I saw one old couple.

delete this

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truer words have yet to be uttered

>>65926756
Sounds pretty cozy desu

Will I get beat up for being a yank though?

>>65926818
You're welcome, I REALLY like that picture
Do you know her irl?

>>65926758

did this to my dog
wouldn't stop barking so i gave him a swift kick to the legs, broke his legs, thought dogs work the same way as horses - if they break their legs you have to put them down. Cant afford going to vet so just picked him up sorta suplexed him.
Threw him in the recycle bins afterwards tbqh

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truer words have yet to be uttered

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look what this madman sent me

I was on the fence about Trump, but after he said that one thing about women 11 years ago I just cannot be associated with the Trump campaign and it seems neither can anyone else. They are truly a disgusting group of people. It's been made clear that anyone who votes for Trump is in favor of sexually assaulting women in the street. The Trump campaign has just turned into an misogynistic and bigoted cacophony of lies and scaremongering. I don't understand how anyone can associate themselves with such a truly disgusting and misogynistic campaign. I don't want to be associated with these violent misogynistic fascists. We should listen to our leaders like Obama and Clinton. Let's just stick with what we know. They ran the country for years, saving us from the brink and back. We can't sacrifice all that we have. How can we trust crooks like Donald Trump and Mike Pence? Do they truly act in the interest of the American people? Absolutely not. Lets stay with the democrats and just stick with what we know. Why would we want to risk an economic disaster?

>>65926837
literal 7/10 maximum if i'm being generous

poor taste lad, literally just kilos of makeup

was wondering why i didn't have a girlfriend

then i realised i have a shit job, i'm ugly, live with my dad, have no car and have no personality

>>65926136
you're autistic

>>65926928
neurons are in overdrive

A 10/10 to me is literally any girl who talks to me. I have a slight attachment problem so I fall in love really easy so I tend scare girls off. Currently still a virgin because of this.

>>65926930
Nah, might get a bit of bants but if you come here you'll be used to it.

>>65926928
how do you be a side chick to a loyal nigga
surely he's not loyal if you're his side chick

baka

Used to go to the playgrounds in the middle of a night with a bunch of razor blades and glue them to the slides and on the top of the monkey bars.

Often I'd hide in the bushes with a camera and watch as some innocent, cute little 6 year old girl goes down the slide and is torn to shreds by the blades.

Still wank to the sounds of their mothers screaming and crying for an ambulance while seeing the blood flowing down the slide as the child wails in agony before losing consciousness due to blood loss.

>>65926955
Definitely the key to a healthy relationship.

>>65926963
Me

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Really causes my neural cells to depolarize by opening gated channels in the membrane and passively diffusing potassium ions out of the cytoplasm down its concentration gradient leading to a sequence of action potentials to stimulate in accord with long term potentiation pathways developed through the release of serotonin at key moments of sensory input.

eating some wine gums

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Mark my words comrade, one day things will change. We will take the fight to their land, to their people, to their blood!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToXWuAULsf0

>I will never play this as a fresh faced teenage babby again

>>65926974
>I have a slight attachment problem so I fall in love really easy so I tend scare girls off
me too la haha x
tend to get nervous if she shows any interest whatsoever

m8s sister brought some fat loud valley girl from her sorority over yesterday. Bitch wouldn't leave me alone so I just went to bed.

>>65927012
was gonna fedora post but honestly lad you ok?

really dont like this "twisted fucking psychopath" gimmick
think there should be a "nicest guy you'll ever meet" gimmick instead

>>65926869

there's a cut there after which you cannot see his shadow so he's probably harnessed to the building

>>65926937
nah
saved it AGES ago

do you think you're better off alone? do you miss her like the desert misses the rain ? is rhythm a dancer ?

>>65926681
not my type tbqh

>>65927078
THICC

>>65927029
Hi Lyndon LaRouche

>>65927078

ok

*imagines it*

now what?

>>65927040
probably the best call of duty, such a great story

remember going through it on veteran with my best mate during an all-nighter with some drinks and a takeaway

miss those times

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>was gonna fedora post but honestly lad you ok?

>>65926955
disgusting misogynist

>>65927117
gay

>>65926962
>kilos
it's some makeup to look natural

>>65927101
>her

Who?

>>65927029
me on row 4

>>65926963

me

>>65927012
stopitgetsomehelp.gif

>>65926974
this is me
I unironically managed to get a gf like this but it turned into a trainwreck

>>65927152
fuck off you stupid cunt

>>65927117
Good lad, brings back many a fond memory for me too

>>65927117
It was damn good but I still think the original Modern Warfare was better overall

Alri lads, can anyone even remotely rival how gim/JUST/runtish or just in general shit my life is? Post yours too and let's wallow in misery together.

>be officeslave, ZERO skills
>fuck around with HTML, Excel etc for the equivalent of 10 bongs an hour
>expensive as shit city, so still have to life with flatmates like a runt
>do nothing but jack off and manga all day
>also a raging heroin addict, shoot up smack at least once a day
>can afford speedball binges twice a month
>buy druggos from dodgy Russians in dodgy parts of downtown, constantly paranoid concerning the amount of rozzers monitoring the areas
>tfw they're the only thing bringing me happiness
>tfw locking myself in my rook and digging for my shit-tier veins is the pinnacle of my life
>tfw it doesn't matter as soon as I push off and feel the Coke and Smack wreaking havoc

>that beautiful smell you get after it rains in the city at night

can wank

ping ping who's online now

>>65927029
>bank of america and macy's above religion and military
>yanks

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>>65927147

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>fuck off you stupid cunt

real question: how come some irish people sound american/american people sound irish

>>65927154
the igf

>>65927213
>that beautiful smell you get when you fart out your bf's cum the morning after sex

love the warm goo flowing out of my bum

>>65927029
Actually, I'm in the Committee of 300 hun x

once when i was like 16 i kicked a cat as hard as i could and it landed in the street and was just lying there doing these weird whining sounds

dragged it out of the road by its tail but it couldnt walk anymore so i just put it out of its misery and stomped on its head several times

never really bothered me ngl

>>65927117
wow bet that was an AMAZING night!

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>>65927110
Now wrap your hand around your willy and move it up and down quickly imagining your hand to be her vagina

>>65927147

have seen this exact view IRL

hiked up to those two big waterfalls, yosemite falls i think, was so comfy i had a nap on the rocks next to the river

>>65927078
yeah i wouldn't mind

>>65926360
>>65926219
the kid had nothing to do with it, you fucks

>>65927288
no one has breasts that large

looks like a case of elephantasis to me. something karl pilkington would be fascinated by

>>65927286
no bully

>>65927212
m8 speedballing really? are you for real

>>65927212

>speedballs

very good lad

>>65926962
>kilos
Fuck off Euro

>>65927212
>still masturbate to girls I knew in High School
>budgeted at $14/day
I'm still in College at least.

>>65927242
Because of rhoticism 2bh. I wonder if any English speakers other than Yanks, Canadians, and the Irish pronounce their r's.

want to beat a person to death just once, think it would be cathartic

>>65927212
>heroin

Fucking hell mate get help

>>65927325
gay

>>65927326
I fucking hate this generation

>>65927288

saw her torbe bukkake video where she's got herpes on her lip

>>65927288
Bit cold or something?

>>65927397
would you say you were born in le wrong generation?

>>65927325
>not liking those big'uns
>>>/lgbt/

Business idea: Move to a small Icelandic settlement and slowly murder each inhabitant

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the gf and I

State your name cuz!

>>65927429
kek

considering suicide lads

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had this wrapped around a brick that was chucked through my living room window lads

is Karl Pilkington faking it

Business idea: Sit around all day and post in a general of another country

Im leaving to fight in Donbass

AMA

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C H E B S
H
E
B
S

>>65927449
chikka chikka slim shady

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need a gf with nice barms

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>>65927496

>>65927496
where's mancunia?

>>65927502
who's side you fighting for

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got this in a SMS which is weird because that's not how a SMS works

>>65927045
>>65927189
NEED a gf with a nurse complex who loves me because i'm an emotional wreck. She'd help me get over my deep seated issues and drug abuse. She wouldn't abandon me when I get angry at her and threaten her with domestic violence/semi serious suicide threats for no reason.

Where can I aqcuire such a gf?

>>65927511
She's a rotter lad

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>>65927326
What absolute horseshit

>>65927496
There's also the Republic of New Afrika in the South tbqh hlads.

>>65927450
something funny about my post, weasley?

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>>65927527
They're called rolls you twat

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Any tights man in

>>65927565
Novorussiya

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got this in my latest dark web order lads

anyone here fancy shagging me?

it'll be fun i reckon

>>65927563
Manchester

>>65927212
>be HVAC technician's assistant doing mostly changeouts/installs, HVAC/electrical/plumbing skillz
>chainsmoke in a pickup truck for 9 hours a day for $15 an hour
>have a little house, rent out a room to a friend
>work all day, then have a beer and a nap
>used to be a benzo and heroin addict, now a functioning alcoholic
>can afford getting slammed at the bars every weekend
>drink so much a drunk bartender called me an alcoholic
>fuck that guy, he drinks more than I do
>do lots of wanks, lots and lots of wanks
>don't have any physical withdrawal symptoms and don't want that shit back, either.

>>65927496
>Replublik of Mancunia
FUCKING KEK
POORTHERNERS PLEASE STOP

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Yo normies. How do you know when you've gone from dating to being a couple?

Need to know for a friend like.

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had this hand delivered by the girl herself

i like you lads
you are my friends

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Post camel toe lads

https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/784345297585639424

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>>65927603
Yes mate

>>65927608
good lad

>>65927654
unsure whether to put this in the milf folder or the tits folder

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>>65927667

>>65927416
smuggling tic tacs

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>>65927567
cracking chebs

How do I become a billionaire lads?

>>65927671
you're in for a nasty surprise, FRIEND

>>65927675
you first

>>65927675
You first you absolute cretin.

>>65927603
>ankle boots w/ mini dress
oh hell no

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>>65927691
good la

>>65927719
learn javascript

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>>65927675

>>65927624
if you're a girl

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what did she mean by this?

>>65927743
fucking hell shes fineeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm a gorilla dick'd nigger

tights posters are all my favourite posters

>>65927722
why~?

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>>65927754

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wife just sent me this pic of her sister

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>>65927765
>it's real

What the fuck

opinions on the ukranian civil war? Who (if anyone) do you lads think is in the right?

>>65927676

fuck me imagine having a group project with this cunt

>>65927705
I just have a picture folder and a webm folder
my porn is super disorganised

>>65927765
will need some sauce on this

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>>65927793
me in the middle

>>65927743
went to pilates with this girl

knobbed 'er too

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fight the capitalist machine!

>>65927773
i'm not but i could dress up

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So many self-righteous hypocrites ITT. Watch their (You) numbers - and mental health - go down!

>>65927844
twitter

Homelessness levels in Manchester are abhorrent and it's so fucking heart breaking

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Wife's son's father just sent me this pic of his son's mother

>>65927770
my sister

>>65927743
she doesn't look like a real person

Nah, we're going to return to greatness, we are the fifth (FIFTH!!!!) largest economy, 9th largest island and have the number one most used language in the world (stfu we're not just riding on America's coat tails on that one) so as you can see we are a big, powerful and very important country. Now we are free from our chains we will return to greatness! Soon we will even be able to beat Iceland at football!

AUSTRALIAN STYLE POINT SYSTEM

Commonwealth anyone?

Trade WITH THE WORLD not just Europe

Cheeky pint? HAHAHAHA

The good people, the ordinary people, the decent people.

Two world wars and one world cup, doo dah, doo dah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY

>>65927825
government should give up, eastern ukraine is heavily pro-russia, might as well let em annex the whole bloody area

either way it's a senseless war, couldn't imagine dying because of it

>>65927816
want her ta smear buckfast all over me bollocks and release some starving runts on me

>>65927856
>QT anarchist who works at Tesco
Presses all my buttons desu.

thought she liked me

fucked a chad...

>>65927856
I can see at least 8 problems with that statement if it was posted with that picture

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>>65927847
Is this photoshopped

Found a self-hating cuck lads:
>>65927885

>>65927765
read that as Rustlers Breaking News

>>65927888
Just another nail in the coffin tbqh

>>65927774
who are these rape apologists? muslims?

>>65927828
>I'm a super sekrit marxist guys haha

Bet she's absolutely shite at hiding her power level.

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S C O N E S
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>>65927856
marlin manson is looking good

anyone got that fedora picture that says "if he can't quote shakespeare etc etc then DON'T FUCK HIM"?

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>>65927676
sara is v. cute. shame she's obnoxious

>>65927921
you're actually worse than poleaboo

don't like the homeless 2bh

cunts always come ask me for money like I've got it just piled in, then if you give it to them they'll be at the same place asking you again tomorrow

>>65927907
She's a commie m8

Do some men honestly think women being nice means we're romantically interested and warrants you being a fucking creep or

Not sure I like this new ribena season. The whole tranny plot arc just feels like jumping the shark.

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thought on this meme I just got fresh from reddit?

>>65927921
Not a surprise seeing as you are literally the biggest runt ITT

>>65927967
yeh

>>65927953
My my look at them lovely baps. Those are some lovely, big, juicy baps. I do say.

what does it feel like to be kissed by a girl

>>65927974
shes not cute because shes obnoxious

>>65927986
Same thing once you really get down to it.

>>65927921
howd you find out she fucked a chad

>>65927987
>"everybody wants me and nobody can say no"
fuck off

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>>65927974
>this >>65927816
>cute

flat is now nice a tidy!

feels nice desu, been wallowing in a bit of a shithole for like a month

>>65927992
I don't like it because it makes me remember that Scots exist

>>65927991
>new
literally months mate

>>65928020
Like a soft pillow in a world of broken glass

>>65928054
>essex

still wallowing in the shithole then i see

internet gf 3.0 is in session

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Rank em lads

>>65928020

intrusive and degrading

>>65927992
>So on it she's never going to get another referendum again
>ONCE IN A GENERATION
Absolute fraud.

>>65928080
not actually living in essex tho desu

haven't for over a month for like 3 years now

trainwreck of a person
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/781624912788193280

>>65927921
he was probably hung like a horse m8 nothing you could've done to stop it

>>65928020
Had my first on Friday desu

Feels like just joining with someone for few seconds

Literally didn't want to stop, it got embarrassing so I left her and found another one

once when i was like 16 i kicked a cat as hard as i could and it landed in the street and was just lying there doing these weird whining sounds

dragged it out of the road by its tail but it couldnt walk anymore so i just put it out of its misery and stomped on its head several times

never really bothered me ngl

>>65928089
1, 3, 2

>>65927987
Only if a girl is so boring that her only merit is being a cock-sleeve

>>65928118
she needs a good shag

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Ah yes Yanks

>>65928118
Does she have diabeetus?

>>65927981

most of them ended up on the streets because of their own poor decisions