This is a 10/10 in Britain edition
Listening to Death Grips
>>65922095
Official /brit/ 'choco bar
janny janneth janunson
shes actually only like a 4/10 in britain trust me im british
>>65922095
wut a qt wud fug tbd desoo
Ah yes, the alt-right
>>65922095
Wow the queen really let herself go.
ole' janold, where are ye to enforce law and order upon this macabre mortal plane?
Fuck off Janny
>>65922153
you going to see them?
>people who find maisie attractiv
Without examples, without models
I began to believe voices in my head,
That I am a freak, that I am broken,
That there is something wrong with me,
That I will never lovable. Years later,
I find the courage to admit that I am transgender,
And that does not mean that I am unlovable.
JANNY JANNY JANNY
>>65922165
fuck me
>>65922165
Bounty
Comfy Sunday afternoon
so this... is the power... of the janitor
>>65922095
damn straight
>>65922248
what's that monkey lol
>>65922239
>red Bountys
the devil's business
>>65922236
mars bars suck
maybe she didn't fuck Chad...
literally peeing as we speak
anyone want a picture?
disappointed ill probably miss the opportunity to go on erasmus
>>65922248
me on the right
>>65922291
Rasheed
Tiocfaidh ár lá
>>65922293
she did mate. he made her cum all over his massive willy as well
>>65922322
alright allergy boy
when I was a kid I used to think everyone in the world thought in English and only spoke in other languages to mess with us
ISS in 10 minutes ish
Going to London in a week, I'm a twink power bottom
>>65922291
I smell curry
not sure how it happened but my knob literally smells like dogshit
baka
>>65922272
It's a runt
>>65922248
You posted this before
Lads, ive had a revelation
There is something very alluring in particular about the month of October, especially in Ireland and Britain
I realised this as i went out for fag, the cold air pierced my skin and i stared into the dark rural abyss
I could almost feel it, the festival of samhain, the unseen dead walk the earth on this month, i could feel their presence. Look outside your windows now, you may feel it too. Its ingrained heavily into my psyche, theres a primal feel to it all. Theres something to it.
Theres something very alluring about this month of october and this festival of hallowe'en. Be very glad my friends, be very glad to be in these fine isles this month.
My words cant describe how im feeling right now appropriately, but perhaps you feel it too?
>>65922236
>not wispa
ye keep your "caramel" away from me you pleb
>>65922407
usually happens if you fuck a dog
>>65922358
where? can I see it from London?
bet having a fanny would be amazing. imagine a big hot chad tossing you around and filling you up as he pumps in and out
probably so hot
Got to go to a flat meeting lads
Room full of strangers
Shitting it tb h
>>65922365
Coffee Crisp is my favorite common bar
favorite would be a meme deluxe chocolate like Green&Black Maya Gold
>>65922446
Fuck off heathen.
>>65922446
>be me
>want get this feeling
>look out the window
>see nothing but a bottle of buckfast lying on my courtyard
good post anyway
>>65922487
flat meeting?
english people = rude
>>65922236
>tfw the Mars Bar was invented in Slough
Truly the official /brit/ bar.
>>65922473
overhead travelling from the west
should be the brightest thing in the sky other than the moon
>Lads, ive had a revelation
>There is something very alluring in particular about the month of October, especially in Ireland and Britain
>I realised this as i went out for fag, the cold air pierced my skin and i stared into the dark rural abyss
>I could almost feel it, the festival of samhain, the unseen dead walk the earth on this month, i could feel their presence. Look outside your windows now, you may feel it too. Its ingrained heavily into my psyche, theres a primal feel to it all. Theres something to it.
>Theres something very alluring about this month of october and this festival of hallowe'en. Be very glad my friends, be very glad to be in these fine isles this month.
>My words cant describe how im feeling right now appropriately, but perhaps you feel it too?
>>65922446
idk but I like October a lot as well, its my favorite month and the most comfy.
How do I acquire a 10/10 British gf?
picture related
>>65922581
poor post, i was just trying to describe this strange feeling to you all
>>65922446
The weather has been top notch the last week.
Cool with clear skies and no wind.
>>65922623
oh piss off you utter melt
hi guys
>>65922568
and the ground track
Me and the lads at the pissup last night
got a 50$ gift certificate to the local chinky restaurant
debating what to get
name my hacker crew /brit/
>>65922568
can you see it move?
>>65922694
would fucking headbutt your stupid infantile yank babyface to dust you wanker fuck off you fool
>oh piss off you utter melt
>>65922745
i have a beard
>>65922805
a neckbeard
it's going to travel from this spot to london in around 5 minutes
>>65922805
dont give a fuck mate, would knock you out and drag your limp body into heavy traffic fucking cunt
>>65922724
Next time there's a meetup, I'm going to show up and bully them.
>>65922694
Fucking dare you to say that to one my brothers again and I'll spin your jaw like a fucking roulette wheel you mug
>>65922803
spacker
>>65922822
oh fuck off yank cunt
>>65922824
the ISS doesn't even want to pass over northern england its so shit
>>65922738
yes it will be moving pretty quickly
off to go and find it now
>>65922871
>oh fuck off yank cunt
hate being a social autist lads
honestly tired of this shit
>>65922943
bellsniff
>>65922943
>Its a yank tries to insult those native to Britain and Ireland using British and Irish colloquialisms
perplexing
The wife, daughter, and I
oh my god
doing a read
eating chilli con carne x
wished I'd have played more sports in school lads. maybe I wouldn't have wound up a 580lbs hentai addict whose parents would kick him out of the house if it weren't physically impossible anymore
seen the isis
just seen it fly by
Aussies?
didn't see it lol
>>65923087
*cracks knuckles*
seems like youre posting on the wrong board, yank
>>65922986
.......?
Redskins WILL beat the Ravens
>>65923137
depressed at how alone we are in the galaxy
wew, just watched it fly by
VERY comfy i tell you lads
>>65923118
you silly twat
Saw it
was too busy watching my screen
https://twitter.com/AnishUKIP/status/785068785854210048
Rorkesheed released a rant lads.
my willy is happy again
jonathan nolan didn't deserve for his film to become a meme
feel a bit sad for him
christopher nolan did though
>>65923199
why would you want a bunch of other civilizations blocking yours off from the start of the game before you even start expanding
any of you lads ever try to make your own alcohol?
I've made wine a few times and mead once.
>>65923118
>580lbs
don't believe you
proofs
>he doesn't watch the best new show on telly
>>65923239
Mental to think Rorkesheeds exist
>>65923234
was it magical?
>>65923118
I came to this conclusion when I became annoyed at my drunkard father for not instilling a yearning for success in both academia and physical sportsmanship in me at 16
since then i picked up weightlifting and boxing
You may observe that those most successful in life come to these conclusions of their own when they are in their developing years, unfortunately 16 was still too late
>>65923214
>tfw I was looking In the opposite direction and nearly missed it
give me a good film to watch
>>65923275
>show
FOY
@65923264
fedora bait
>>65923264
Ye but it took forever and still turned out shit so I stopped bothering
>>65923264
remember, the very first cup of moonshine out of the barrel is the highest quality, so make sure to drink it right away
>>65923303
suspiria
>>65923285
That's the power of integration working right there.
>>65923193
>indians beating up birds
is this some traditional ritual they have or something?
>>65923257
they are our space brothers and when we meet them, they will help us evolve into beings of pure thought
>>65923289
Just looked like a plane really.
I just observed it flying past my window, how awe inspiring, utter beauty
>>65923345
maybe it was :\
>>65923344
or eat us
>>65922165
obviously this
mostly because it's actually Australian
were you as cute as this when you were a kid?
>>65923264
House mate made moonshine with his brother in law
Tasted like shit
>>65923389
Cuter
new welshdrive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdf2sJtPIJY
made a thai curry lads
it's WAY too spicy
hate music and dogs
ahh yes, very good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs
>>65923344
t. future vassal state of a major intergalactic power
>anon, do you think my arse is fat?
well, how do you respond?
>>65923305
ok program then
gosh
>>65923440
>meme music
>meme statue
baka
>>65923373
N-NO
>>65923430
shit excuse for a human bean
>>65923429
eat it, don't be a puff
>>65923465
not fat but nice and juicy how I like it *wink emoji*
>>65923465
"i think it looks nice"
>>65923465
ye with a ph
>>65923479
rancid swine
>>65923468
Dont you mean programme you fucking proto yank bastard?
>>65923465
ask her why shes talking like a retard and saying "arse"
>>65923508
it's spelled poof you fucking poof
you're saying puff as in 'up in a puff of smoke'
>>65923465
"not as fat as ur mum"
this song came on the radio while I was driving about yesterday
extra comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwbaUVtympY
>are you sure it's not fat? you can try squeezing it.
do you squeeze her arse?
>>65923465
*grabs it*
>it's spelled poof you fucking poof
>you're saying puff as in 'up in a puff of smoke'
>>65923562
give it a nice solid slap
>>65923562
I'd slam her mug into the mirror
ugly bint
>>65923562
but of course
>>65923465
Fat with a ph wahey
*squeezes it with both hands*
Doing a bowl excavation
>>65923562
I've lost the sensitivity in my hands I'll have to use my dick to gauge a true opinion
>>65922176
why do you post this all the time
its not even funny
>>65923465
Gonna have to check it.
*places hands on bum*
No, just right.
how about an irish guy ;)
>>65923655
ah yes, the alt-right!
having a burpo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w4dxa2IdoX
>>65923559
very good image
>>65923548
rasheed
>>65923655
same reason (((They))) spam all of this shit
Vocaroo yourself saying your best "wahey"
>>65923655
no one here likes you, cunt
>>65923664
what county?
my great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpappy was from donegal
>>65922165
yorkie
(NOT for girls)
how about a fuckin headbutt
Cancer in it's purest form
ello u cunt
>>65923664
get in this box and hush
wow the only potential positive about having acne
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/10/161003133005.htm
People who have previously suffered from acne are likely to have longer telomeres (the protective repeated nucleotides found at the end of chromosomes) in their white blood cells, meaning their cells could be better protected against aging, scientists have discovered. Telomeres are repetitive nucleotide sequences found at the end of chromosomes which protect them from deteriorating during the process of replication. Telomeres gradually break down and shrink as cells age, eventually leading to cell death which is a normal part of human growth and aging.
so spicy lads
close to tears
>>65923761
people who play mei were abused as children
>>65923729
No one likes you
>>65923771
oh piss off you weapon
why do girls drain the life out of me lads? i swear, a single conversation with one of em makes me want to slice open my wrists and its fucking me off
All this talk of arses is very lewd.
>>65923794
she's a really fun play, it's great pissing people off with her ult
>oh piss off you weapon
>>65923810
u mite b homo
>>65923801
No one likes you
>>65923729
I do
>>65923664
all me
>>65923809
truly awful gimmick
consider self inflicted harm
and my nigga biggie got an itchy one grip
one in the chamber 32 in the clip
motherfuckers betetr strip
YEAH NIGGA PEEL
Miss flirting with girls and making them blush.
>>65923810
autism makes the conversation mentally strenuous I reckon lad
>>65923678
>>65923729
*heems the both of you at the same time*
>>65923794
>tfw she's my favourite hero
>>65923810
you have to apply some degree of scotch-tape over your third-eye to prevent such discombobulation.
The Irish race are the best thing to happen to this earth. We have contributed the most to the world through literature, science and mathematics. We have the most intelligent posters in all of /int/ and the far reaches of 4chan.
Me? Why yes I am the archetypal Celtic male. I am tall. Barrel chested. Strong. Prominent jawline and cheekbones. Plenty of facial and body hair. Bushels of ginger hair upon my head, blue eyes.
I have inherited both the martial and poetic spirit of my Celtic ancestors.
I'll lance ur mum like a boil m8 watch urself
>>65923886
nah lad, my favourite is a toss between Mercy and Pharrah
>>65923860
bugger off you utter fuckwit
what's it like driving in manchester?
picking someone up salford, never driven in a big city before
>>65923871
Ready to die is the GOAT album by a distance
Who else saw the ISS
It was too cloudy in my area
>>65923902
>ginger
hahahahahahahahahaha
IMO all life in the universe was seeded by a DNA brain that exists at the quantum level
when all the intergalactic cousins unite we will be so evolved that we will literally be able to rewrite DNA at will telepathically, we will all unite into one cosmic consciousness. there will be no flesh or bones or blood, most likely consciousness will exist as clouds of gas.
Watching football
>>65923902
*unsheathes Roman empire*
pshh
>>65923922
it's aight, watch out of for the sodding bus lanes though
>>65923922
it's okay
lots of speed limits though all over the place
and roadworks
and busses
and trams
>>65923935
The so-called ISS, you mean.
>>65923945
sounds like anime
>>65923922
Hooking up with Poleaboo?
>>65923958
fuck off passwanker
>claiming you saw the ISS when the earth is flat and thus that orbit is impossible
not fooling me sunshine
>>65923935
*ISL
Fun fact: Birmingham is the congested city in Europe
>>65923905
I didn't fucking ask you who your favourite was did I
>oi there bruv, brap brap, can 'ou help me home? you look all arms and tonk *burp*
well, do you?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQ60Cq2sL4
>>65923949
sanders is a communist faggot but lots of things can be taken out of context and sound retarded
need a gf
What do you call an Anglican cross with a Jehovah's Witness?
bought a legit facebook hacker lads
except it's massive fucking trial and error so you have to guess the exact password for the software to determine the correct one
NEED to break into my gfs account
>>65924004
The North Pole is a literal pole. The sun, moon and "sattelites" spin on it like a maypole
>>65924020
I don't give a fuck lad, I told you anyway
Who's your favourite?
>>65923902
>tfw beautiful blue eyes but black hair
fucking cucked again
>>65924043
kmt ya butterz sket, ya na wort lickin d' dert off mi boots
did a thing
>>65924099
>be at the zoo
>see penguins
>shout out 'yo you'z a penguin-lookin' muthafucka!'
waited nearly 25 years to do that. I regret nothing
>>65924079
Just check her phone once she's asleep you scoper
>>65924079
>bought a legit facebook hacker lads
>>65924064
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQ60Cq2sL4
howling
>>65924079
runt life
>>65924069
npr.org/sections/itsallpolitics/2015/05/29/410606045/the-bernie-sanders-rape-fantasy-essay-explained
it isn't out of context though
>>65924127
if you're not black then i pity you
>>65924141
>ThinkPad
Disgusting.
Everyone knows that Latitudes are far superior
>looking at flats on RightMove that I cannot even remotely afford but I would be able to afford if I was a normie in a relationship or I had a job that wasn't a £16.5k call centre runt position
>OI BLUD
>YEAH YOU BRUV
>COME HERE INIT
>I SAID COME HERE NOW DON'T GET ME VEXED PHAM
>AIGHT COOL MAN'S JUST FILMING A QUICK TING FOR YOUTUBE INNIT
>BAIT OUT THE BIGGEST ANIME NONCE YOU KNOW
>>65924079
if you have to give it the exact password, then wouldn't you be able to log in to her account without the facebook hacker then?
>>65924083
fuck off is my favourite, my second favourite is you're a cunt
>just updated Tinder for first time in 6 months
>instantly get match and a message from a wealthy looking qt
Fuck lads
Help
me and the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbZe8YK0OgA
>>65924234
Pics
>>65924250
i shall bed my knob deeply into your tight broom shaft
>>65924216
no because then the account would just get locked
went shop
twas closed
thus is life in a village
>>65924208
NEED to kill some mandem
frankly mr shankly this position i've held
it pays my way and it corrodes my soul
i want to leave
you will not miss me
i want to go down in celluloid history
>>65924280
never respond to one of my posts again taig
>>65924188
>Dell
>>65923949
Bernie was running for the centre-left nomination and the article in question was an attempt to discuss rape fantasies etc. as they relate to respectful real-life relationships between men and women.
Drumpf is running for the socially conservative party, the one that's attempting to pursue the husband of the centre-left's candidate over his historical infidelities.
>>65923949
Isn't this what /pol/ is worried about? Bernie confirmed for redpilled
:(
>>65924208
*puts hands together and presses them to my lips*
senpai... dis guy yeah... oh my days... where do I start senpai
>>65924186
Found a picture of his dad
>>65924293
whic village wich 1?
>>65923664
alri kev
gettin feisty aint ye
Might buy a packet of Starburst tomorrow. I can do that because I'm a wageslave and I have the disposable income. Take that NEETs.
eating skittles lads
>>65923812
enjoyed this post quite a bit
keep it up
>>65924307
i hope you're scottish or an inbred rat faced cunt
stratford deserves atomic restitution
>>65924378
I'm a NEET and I can get my mum to buy me 10 packs right now.
really made me put my tinking cap on...
>>65924290
so the facebook hacking device gets around the lockout, and allows you to brute force it? so just make a script that generates random strings up to a reasonable length and supply it to it?
>>65924428
neither
>>65924378
bought a pack of wine gums the other day on a whim
they were fucking incredible, they must have changed the recipe up
>>65924352
shan't be saying lest i be doxxed
>>65924441
wageslaves BTFO
>>65924479
bit embarrassing to use the slur taig then
why don't the irish stay in /eire/
>>65924442
wow young hillary was hot. no wonder that old dog bill wanted to ram her so much he married her
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01K9am8eJHu
Ahh yes
>>65924535
shut the fuck up you potato twat
Where do you get your hair cut, lads?
Protip: NEVER go to a paki unless you want nothing more than some variation of "short back and sides"
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/2016/10/09/incompetent-vermin/
>>65924539
because /eire/ is really just /westbrit/
hence why /cum/ exists
me and lads and d childer
Heh at least I get to retire in 45 years
>>65924206
How old are you lad?
>>65924539
why didn't you cunts stay in england
didnt want to wank today but i might
/ausnz/ + /balt/ is a strange general, i must say
do not give the wog aloo a second of your time
>>65924599
>There was a little girl running around with her mother, she was a year old, perhaps, I liked it when she bumped into me and held me for support
fucking nonce, you're just as much of a paki as the rest
>>65924675
I had 2 before lunch time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-fWDrZSiZs
>>65924587
make me wanker
you can't C:
>>65924599
I thought you wanted to be a girl poleaboo
>>65924628
Looks just like Northern Direland today
>>65924599
Local barbers. Old bloke does it for me.
>>65924539
Give the 6 counties back and we'll give /brit/ back
>>65924718
*punches you in the mouth and knocks you out cold*
heh... fucking twat
>>65924650
20s.
>>65924713
belter
>heh...
>>65924698
It's womanly to enjoy little kids, brings out maternal nature
>>65924740
Too shy to go to a hair salon
>>65924599
i actually used to get my haircut by some fucking kurds or some shit, and literally every single time no matter what i said, theyd give me the same shitty hair cut. id ask for TAPERED sides and every single fucking time theyd just do the sides all the same grade.
stopped going back to the cunts now and went to a white barber who actually knows what hes doing
>>65924757
*dies*
*you go to jail 4eva*
>>65924675
did 3 this morning
and 3 yesterday
>>65924651
Normans wouldn't let us
think this girl is parring me off lads
bit annoyed but going to tell her to do one tbqh
>acts all keen then hangs out with some other guy because she'd arranged it before she met me
fuck that.
Not going to lie, poleaboo is a mentally ill pakistani and hes probably more of an English nationalist rasheed hater than half of you "rorkes"
>>65924818
do NOT engage with the king prawn bhunawog
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/09/meet-nutmeg-could-this-be-the-worlds-oldest-cat/
I'd love to kick this rat's furry head off its scrawny little cunt neck
Bernie's populist rhetoric was far worse than Trump's ever was. don't think I even once heard the man say ANYTHING of any actual substance or specificity. just fluffy meandering obstructionist drivel about getting money out of politics and getting better jobs and blah blah
at least Trump actually creates discussion when he goes off script as he does. sanders was literally just a wind-up doll
>>65924824
*smiles to self in jail*
heh... worth it
>>65924873
i ran over a cat in my car earlier
saw a little bell on its collar and felt bad, threw it into the hedge at the side of the road and drove off though
FONT
>>65924873
End yourself
>cat hating
a cherished gimmick, one i very much enjoy
>>65924844
yeah not a fan of that mate, bin her
>http://www.4chan.org/bans
ah yes
the janitor
in terms of barbers
top tier will always be old black guys or italians
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1932090/arrest-as-girl-12-is-brought-to-hospital-pregnant-by-her-40-year-old-husband/
>Girl, 12, is brought to hospital PREGNANT by her 40-year-old ‘husband’ who tries to pass her off as 20-year-old wife
>A MAN has been arrested after taking a pregnant 12-year-old to hospital for a check-up.
>He tried to pass off the little girl as his 20-year-old wife.
>A member of staff at the hospital in Xuzhou, China said: “It’s obvious she is just a child”
LMAO
>>65924931
>complaining about 4chan is grounds for banning
Why do people actually hate cats I don't understand how you can dislike an animal so much.
>>65924913
Should have reversed over the little cunt
>>65924913
Congrats on being a criminal
>>65924952
not really funny
>>65924900
*purple aki does your bum in*
my cat hasn't come home yet, a bit worried
Used to go to a turkish barbers when i lived in belfast and they always gave me a good cut and did that fancy turkish razorwork with the shaving cream and the hot water and flannels, was very nice and i never once had a bad experience, they were top banterous fellows too
But still, having a turk yielding a razor to my throat aroused a primal suspicion in me
>>65924868
Most of the Rorkes ITT probably don't even watch football
>>65924972
it was already dead
>>65924982
ahh yes, can't wait to be sent down for mowing down a cat
In love with the girl in the hat lads
https://youtu.be/ayv7ZEtSQgY
young women are like dogs lads
wew
Seinfeld is very much growing on me lad
it has some good bants for a Yank show
>>65924868
i literally despise pakis with every fibre of my being though
>>65925022
Did you genuinely run a cat over or are you just baiting.
Where is Ellen, Jaggy and Roorah? Why are all the Irish anons left so shitty?
>>65924970
its just a fresh gimmick
>>65925038
that's some mental handwriting
>ywn have good handwriting
I wish Turkey was still this mysterious exotic place full of fragrant poofters
>>65924935
shut up you queer no one cares what you think
>>65925051
shut up fitizen you wankstain
>>65925047
nah i did, was going around a bend and it sprinted out, couldn't do anything
there was nobody else about but i didn't want to leave it in the road so just chucked it in the hedge
>>65924994
:(
One of my kitters has been missing for a month
>>65924868
I want every paki and nigger dead in the most painful way possible, hows that?
>>65925043
Poleaboo hates pakis 10x more and more intimately than you ever will
A paki raped my mother
My bullies were pakis
Pakis imposed their values on me
etc.
>>65924952
>tfw no chinese loli gf
>>65925038
>functional strength
>>65925104
You are an awful person
>>65925051
i am the only good irish poster
Wait ribena's blog is back? I thought he had some kind of internet restraining order
>>65925110
Can't agree with you on that
I don't mind blacks, just hate pakis
>>65924310
Trump is attacking Bill's raping, not his cheating.
>tfw your handwriting is truly patrician
>I want every paki and nigger dead in the most painful way possible
Billions of living creatures on this planet and somehow I get stuck being this loser
un-fucking-believable
>>65925114
but
you are a paki
>>65925114
i barely go 2 minutes without thinking about how non-whites need to be deported from europe though
>>65925156
how? what was i meant to do?
>>65924713
toon
>>65925167
Bail expired on the fake charges. He supposedly hashis hearing with the uni on Wednesday and is arranging a huge gay orgy for afterward
>>65925109
dead
>>65925169
>I don't mind blacks
t. never been to stratford
i feel like letting you know
how much i love you today
i feel like letting it show
showing you rightly now
and never going away
>>65925051
Irish people in general are shitty
>>65925167
Bail expired about 3 weeks ago
Didn't have enough evidence to indict
>>65925203
Same
>>65925187
No I'm not, I am ascended, I am the 1 paki in 1 billion
why do some people have better handwriting than others?
>>65925090
Are you watching the footy?
>>65925207
Ask someone nearby who's cat it is not just 'chuck it in a hedge' and post about it on 4chan like you're proud of killing someone's pet and then defending yourself when people point out how bad it is.
Are you autistic or something?
>>65924952
saw a pic recently from the 50s or something of a pregnant 9 year old in some south american country
apparently the indians in remote mountain villages there have drink/drug-fueled orgies that go on for days during which the men just rape anything that fucking moves
>>65925217
You're all literally welcome to the misconduct hearing
ANYONE PLEASE COME TO ABERDEEN ON WEDNESDAY
I will give you £10 to spend at McDonalds and we can hang out for the day
please
>>65925237
I've seen maybe about 10 black people in my life until I returned to Rochdale this year
They all look quite flash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpkS2DU_qMs
choon
>>65925226
delet he's gone to live on a farm
>>65925038
unreal handwriting
>>65925248
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>>65925306
>>65925320
>>65925244
>>65925237
>>65925217
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>>65925207
physically inferior, beady eyed little anglo specimens. Ill dilute your womans womb with globules upon globules of thick paddy sperm and she will love it.
>>65925320
kek
ask someone nearby? i was on an a-road mate, do you genuinely think anyone would go door to door along a long, open stretch holding a dead cat asking who it belongs to?
get over yourself, it's a ball of fluff
>>65925367
llf
Lads, I literally don't have a signature
I just write my name
>>65925361
>Ill dilute your womans womb with globules upon globules of thick paddy sperm and she will love it.
My dad did this and can confirm my mum loved it
dogs, rats, vermin, the irish, women
>>65925363
nixon was red pilled af
got my cock out again lads
>>65925404
I did that when I was younger, got me in trouble because by the time I was doing my driving test I had a signature and it didn't match the kiddy shit on my provisional.
Mine copies my dad, where the last few letters are just a line. I'm not sure why but i recently started elongating the first letter, so it usually starts below the line.
>>65925404
same lad
always want one but i dont know how to do one that looks cool because i write it differently every time
fucks sake
is there a name for the feeling that you never really appreciated the past even if you enjoyed it
just putting my cock away
>>65925521
>I did that when I was younger, got me in trouble because by the time I was doing my driving test I had a signature and it didn't match the kiddy shit on my provisional.
that happened to me to, kept having to try it again and they wouldn't show me the original signature in case i was trying to forge it lol
>>65925394
You must be autistic or have something wrong with you if none of that bothers you.
Fancy chucking someone's dead pet in a hedge and then acting all tough and uncaring about it on a website, there must be something really wrong with you.
>>65925521
I've decided to just have an x as my signature tbch
>>65925537
There probably is in German.
r8 my signature lads
*licks pen*
>>65925320
>>65925593
Spoiler: you're the autistic one
Bad situation but fuckall you can do
idk if I should go to the gym now and get Chinese after or eat now and go to the gym latter tonight.
I haven't eaten today so going to the gym now would be rough with no energy.
>>65925656
unreadable/10
good job
>>65925593
this happens multiple times a day
if i could have avoided it i would have, but sometimes there's nothing you can do
it's just a cat though, if you want i'll give you the coordinates and you can go bury it
>>65925537
yeah
its called being a limp wristed cuck
once when i was like 16 i kicked a cat as hard as i could and it landed in the street and was just lying there doing these weird whining sounds
dragged it out of the road by its tail but it couldnt walk anymore so i just put it out of its misery and stomped on its head several times
never really bothered me ngl
canadian posts are absolutely abhorrent
lads i did something bad, something really bad
i did a cross board shitpost
Rate me lads
>>65925521
yea honestly I write one clear letter for each name, then maybe the next one or two then just a squiggly line
I've only been trying to make the initials more clear and defined.
>>65925715
cold hearted OUT
rrreeeeeee
>>65925720
scrounging me mates sisters internet to shitpost on /brit/
>>65925744
i like your chest and tummy hair
really nice
>>65925711
It's not about the situation it's about how you acted and how you're acting now.
>>65925724
agree, maybe even as bad as the yanks
Listening to black men talking at a fast pace over bassy instrumentals
Business idea: kill cats and post pictures of their mutilated corpses on local Facebook pages to taunt their grieving owners.
>>65925038
FONT (calligraphic that is)
>>65925744
You should fight the Irish lad for dominance of /brit/
>>65925794
what do you want me to do? hold a vigil and cry me eyes out?
fucking hell mate you must be a poof or a child if you get this upset over dead cat
janny gave me a warning lads
what a cunt
>>65925597
An x is silly, but I have a variant signature which is just my initials, that I use when I have to sign lots of things at once and I can't be arsed with the full name
>>65925882
what for?
>>65925882
going to have to let the janny know about this post, sorry.
>>65925907
posting my willy
>>65925929
please don't
>British girl gets pounded by BBC
Ah yes, definitely will be wanking to this desu
>>65925870
Fucking listen to yourself m8 if you can't see the reason for me having a go then there is genuinely something wrong with you.
That cat was someone's pet and you're just going
>lol it's a just a cat why do you care lol look at me I don't give a fuck about just a cat
>>65925870
fuck off murderer
>>65925958
>yfw it's the weather girl picking up her wages
Got super skinny wrists that I'm really insecure about
Going to ask a random person outside on how noticeable it looks
>>65925990
been baiting you all along 2bh
don't even drive
>>65925537
gay
>>65925907
excessive shitposting
>>65926048
pics
>>65925870
Lower class chav scum
quite literally picked a cat up by the tail when i was 17 and began spinning it around so that i could hear its tailbones break and crunch then i fucked it hard at a wall and started kicking it in the ribs, after that i tried to stamp it to death with my boot but realised this would be too messy after about two stamps and a significant amount of feline guts on my boot so i picked up a shovel and beheaded it, it made the strangest squeals throughout the entire ordeal
>>65926098
new thread
>this kid thinking he's hard for running over a cat and he just has to post on /brit/ about it
i've hit a couple of cats and a hedgehog in my 7 years driving but i don't post shit online about it because it's just one of those unfortunate things in life
>>65926051
If that was bait then it genuinely got me angry.
Unless you're saying it's bait and you actually did do it.
>>65926126
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>>65926126
New
>just got game winning cam on overwatch as mcree
>everyone bullies my aim
oh ok
>>65926038
Good post
>>65926105
i will mill you
unironically drinking blue tesco lager haha
hahaha
hahahahahahahahaha kill me
>>65924599
>he doesn't even attach a picture of his new haircut
come on poley you spastic
>>65926200
lel, that guy is punching hard.
everybody knows shit's fucked
>>65925089
bit like this except shite
>>65922176
what's the problem? this is 100% accurate