/brit/

Listening to Death Grips

>>65922095
Official /brit/ 'choco bar

janny janneth janunson

shes actually only like a 4/10 in britain trust me im british

>>65922095
wut a qt wud fug tbd desoo

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Ah yes, the alt-right

>>65922095
Wow the queen really let herself go.

ole' janold, where are ye to enforce law and order upon this macabre mortal plane?

Fuck off Janny

>>65922153
you going to see them?

>people who find maisie attractiv

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Without examples, without models
I began to believe voices in my head,
That I am a freak, that I am broken,
That there is something wrong with me,
That I will never lovable. Years later,
I find the courage to admit that I am transgender,
And that does not mean that I am unlovable.

JANNY JANNY JANNY

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>>65922165
fuck me

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>>65922165
Bounty

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Comfy Sunday afternoon

so this... is the power... of the janitor

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>>65922095
damn straight

>>65922248
what's that monkey lol

>>65922239
>red Bountys

the devil's business

>>65922236
mars bars suck

maybe she didn't fuck Chad...

literally peeing as we speak

anyone want a picture?

disappointed ill probably miss the opportunity to go on erasmus

>>65922248
me on the right

>>65922291
Rasheed

Tiocfaidh ár lá

>>65922293
she did mate. he made her cum all over his massive willy as well

>>65922322
alright allergy boy

when I was a kid I used to think everyone in the world thought in English and only spoke in other languages to mess with us

ISS in 10 minutes ish

Going to London in a week, I'm a twink power bottom

>>65922291
I smell curry

not sure how it happened but my knob literally smells like dogshit

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baka

>>65922272
It's a runt

>>65922248
You posted this before

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Lads, ive had a revelation

There is something very alluring in particular about the month of October, especially in Ireland and Britain

I realised this as i went out for fag, the cold air pierced my skin and i stared into the dark rural abyss

I could almost feel it, the festival of samhain, the unseen dead walk the earth on this month, i could feel their presence. Look outside your windows now, you may feel it too. Its ingrained heavily into my psyche, theres a primal feel to it all. Theres something to it.

Theres something very alluring about this month of october and this festival of hallowe'en. Be very glad my friends, be very glad to be in these fine isles this month.

My words cant describe how im feeling right now appropriately, but perhaps you feel it too?

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>>65922236
>not wispa

ye keep your "caramel" away from me you pleb

>>65922407
usually happens if you fuck a dog

>>65922358
where? can I see it from London?

bet having a fanny would be amazing. imagine a big hot chad tossing you around and filling you up as he pumps in and out

probably so hot

Got to go to a flat meeting lads

Room full of strangers

Shitting it tb h

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>>65922365
Coffee Crisp is my favorite common bar
favorite would be a meme deluxe chocolate like Green&Black Maya Gold

>>65922446
Fuck off heathen.

>>65922446
>be me
>want get this feeling
>look out the window
>see nothing but a bottle of buckfast lying on my courtyard

good post anyway

>>65922487
flat meeting?

english people = rude

>>65922236
>tfw the Mars Bar was invented in Slough
Truly the official /brit/ bar.

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>>65922473

overhead travelling from the west

should be the brightest thing in the sky other than the moon

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>Lads, ive had a revelation

>There is something very alluring in particular about the month of October, especially in Ireland and Britain

>I realised this as i went out for fag, the cold air pierced my skin and i stared into the dark rural abyss

>I could almost feel it, the festival of samhain, the unseen dead walk the earth on this month, i could feel their presence. Look outside your windows now, you may feel it too. Its ingrained heavily into my psyche, theres a primal feel to it all. Theres something to it.

>Theres something very alluring about this month of october and this festival of hallowe'en. Be very glad my friends, be very glad to be in these fine isles this month.

>My words cant describe how im feeling right now appropriately, but perhaps you feel it too?

>>65922446
idk but I like October a lot as well, its my favorite month and the most comfy.

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How do I acquire a 10/10 British gf?

picture related

>>65922581
poor post, i was just trying to describe this strange feeling to you all

>>65922446
The weather has been top notch the last week.

Cool with clear skies and no wind.

>>65922623
oh piss off you utter melt

hi guys

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>>65922568

and the ground track

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Me and the lads at the pissup last night

got a 50$ gift certificate to the local chinky restaurant
debating what to get

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name my hacker crew /brit/

>>65922568
can you see it move?

>>65922694
would fucking headbutt your stupid infantile yank babyface to dust you wanker fuck off you fool

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>oh piss off you utter melt

>>65922745
i have a beard

>>65922805
a neckbeard

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it's going to travel from this spot to london in around 5 minutes

>>65922805
dont give a fuck mate, would knock you out and drag your limp body into heavy traffic fucking cunt

>>65922724
Next time there's a meetup, I'm going to show up and bully them.

>>65922694
Fucking dare you to say that to one my brothers again and I'll spin your jaw like a fucking roulette wheel you mug

>>65922803
spacker

>>65922822
oh fuck off yank cunt

>>65922824
the ISS doesn't even want to pass over northern england its so shit

>>65922738

yes it will be moving pretty quickly

off to go and find it now

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>>65922871
>oh fuck off yank cunt

hate being a social autist lads

honestly tired of this shit

>>65922943
bellsniff

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>>65922943

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>Its a yank tries to insult those native to Britain and Ireland using British and Irish colloquialisms

perplexing

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The wife, daughter, and I

oh my god

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doing a read

eating chilli con carne x

wished I'd have played more sports in school lads. maybe I wouldn't have wound up a 580lbs hentai addict whose parents would kick him out of the house if it weren't physically impossible anymore

seen the isis

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just seen it fly by

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Aussies?

didn't see it lol

>>65923087
*cracks knuckles*
seems like youre posting on the wrong board, yank

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>>65922986
.......?

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Redskins WILL beat the Ravens

>>65923137

depressed at how alone we are in the galaxy

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wew, just watched it fly by

VERY comfy i tell you lads

>>65923118
you silly twat

Saw it

was too busy watching my screen

https://twitter.com/AnishUKIP/status/785068785854210048

Rorkesheed released a rant lads.

my willy is happy again

jonathan nolan didn't deserve for his film to become a meme
feel a bit sad for him


christopher nolan did though

>>65923199
why would you want a bunch of other civilizations blocking yours off from the start of the game before you even start expanding

any of you lads ever try to make your own alcohol?

I've made wine a few times and mead once.

>>65923118
>580lbs
don't believe you

proofs

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>he doesn't watch the best new show on telly

>>65923239
Mental to think Rorkesheeds exist

>>65923234
was it magical?

>>65923118
I came to this conclusion when I became annoyed at my drunkard father for not instilling a yearning for success in both academia and physical sportsmanship in me at 16

since then i picked up weightlifting and boxing

You may observe that those most successful in life come to these conclusions of their own when they are in their developing years, unfortunately 16 was still too late

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>>65923214
>tfw I was looking In the opposite direction and nearly missed it

give me a good film to watch

>>65923275
>show
FOY

@65923264

fedora bait

>>65923264
Ye but it took forever and still turned out shit so I stopped bothering

>>65923264
remember, the very first cup of moonshine out of the barrel is the highest quality, so make sure to drink it right away

>>65923303
suspiria

>>65923285
That's the power of integration working right there.

>>65923193
>indians beating up birds
is this some traditional ritual they have or something?

>>65923257

they are our space brothers and when we meet them, they will help us evolve into beings of pure thought

>>65923289
Just looked like a plane really.

I just observed it flying past my window, how awe inspiring, utter beauty

>>65923345
maybe it was :\

>>65923344
or eat us

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>>65922165
obviously this

mostly because it's actually Australian

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were you as cute as this when you were a kid?

>>65923264
House mate made moonshine with his brother in law

Tasted like shit

>>65923389
Cuter

new welshdrive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdf2sJtPIJY

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made a thai curry lads

it's WAY too spicy

hate music and dogs

ahh yes, very good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs

>>65923344
t. future vassal state of a major intergalactic power

>anon, do you think my arse is fat?

well, how do you respond?

>>65923305
ok program then
gosh

>>65923440
>meme music
>meme statue
baka

>>65923373
N-NO

>>65923430
shit excuse for a human bean

>>65923429
eat it, don't be a puff

>>65923465
not fat but nice and juicy how I like it *wink emoji*

>>65923465
"i think it looks nice"

>>65923465
ye with a ph

>>65923479
rancid swine

>>65923468
Dont you mean programme you fucking proto yank bastard?

>>65923465
ask her why shes talking like a retard and saying "arse"

>>65923508
it's spelled poof you fucking poof

you're saying puff as in 'up in a puff of smoke'

>>65923465
"not as fat as ur mum"

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this song came on the radio while I was driving about yesterday
extra comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwbaUVtympY

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>are you sure it's not fat? you can try squeezing it.

do you squeeze her arse?

>>65923465
*grabs it*

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>it's spelled poof you fucking poof

>you're saying puff as in 'up in a puff of smoke'

>>65923562
give it a nice solid slap

>>65923562
I'd slam her mug into the mirror

ugly bint

>>65923562
but of course

>>65923465
Fat with a ph wahey

*squeezes it with both hands*

Doing a bowl excavation

>>65923562
I've lost the sensitivity in my hands I'll have to use my dick to gauge a true opinion

>>65922176
why do you post this all the time
its not even funny

>>65923465
Gonna have to check it.

*places hands on bum*

No, just right.

how about an irish guy ;)

>>65923655
ah yes, the alt-right!

having a burpo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w4dxa2IdoX

>>65923559
very good image

>>65923548
rasheed

>>65923655
same reason (((They))) spam all of this shit

Vocaroo yourself saying your best "wahey"

>>65923655
no one here likes you, cunt

>>65923664
what county?

my great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpappy was from donegal

>>65922165
yorkie
(NOT for girls)

how about a fuckin headbutt

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Cancer in it's purest form

ello u cunt

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>>65923664
get in this box and hush

wow the only potential positive about having acne


https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/10/161003133005.htm

People who have previously suffered from acne are likely to have longer telomeres (the protective repeated nucleotides found at the end of chromosomes) in their white blood cells, meaning their cells could be better protected against aging, scientists have discovered. Telomeres are repetitive nucleotide sequences found at the end of chromosomes which protect them from deteriorating during the process of replication. Telomeres gradually break down and shrink as cells age, eventually leading to cell death which is a normal part of human growth and aging.

so spicy lads

close to tears

>>65923761
people who play mei were abused as children

>>65923729
No one likes you

>>65923771
oh piss off you weapon

why do girls drain the life out of me lads? i swear, a single conversation with one of em makes me want to slice open my wrists and its fucking me off

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All this talk of arses is very lewd.

>>65923794
she's a really fun play, it's great pissing people off with her ult

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>oh piss off you weapon

>>65923810
u mite b homo

>>65923801
No one likes you

>>65923729
I do
>>65923664
all me
>>65923809
truly awful gimmick
consider self inflicted harm

and my nigga biggie got an itchy one grip
one in the chamber 32 in the clip
motherfuckers betetr strip
YEAH NIGGA PEEL

Miss flirting with girls and making them blush.

>>65923810
autism makes the conversation mentally strenuous I reckon lad

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>>65923678
>>65923729
*heems the both of you at the same time*

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>>65923794
>tfw she's my favourite hero

>>65923810
you have to apply some degree of scotch-tape over your third-eye to prevent such discombobulation.

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The Irish race are the best thing to happen to this earth. We have contributed the most to the world through literature, science and mathematics. We have the most intelligent posters in all of /int/ and the far reaches of 4chan.

Me? Why yes I am the archetypal Celtic male. I am tall. Barrel chested. Strong. Prominent jawline and cheekbones. Plenty of facial and body hair. Bushels of ginger hair upon my head, blue eyes.

I have inherited both the martial and poetic spirit of my Celtic ancestors.

I'll lance ur mum like a boil m8 watch urself

>>65923886
nah lad, my favourite is a toss between Mercy and Pharrah

>>65923860
bugger off you utter fuckwit

what's it like driving in manchester?

picking someone up salford, never driven in a big city before

>>65923871
Ready to die is the GOAT album by a distance

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Who else saw the ISS

It was too cloudy in my area

>>65923902
>ginger

hahahahahahahahahaha

IMO all life in the universe was seeded by a DNA brain that exists at the quantum level

when all the intergalactic cousins unite we will be so evolved that we will literally be able to rewrite DNA at will telepathically, we will all unite into one cosmic consciousness. there will be no flesh or bones or blood, most likely consciousness will exist as clouds of gas.

Watching football

>>65923902
*unsheathes Roman empire*

pshh

>>65923922
it's aight, watch out of for the sodding bus lanes though

>>65923922
it's okay

lots of speed limits though all over the place

and roadworks
and busses
and trams

>>65923935
The so-called ISS, you mean.

>>65923945
sounds like anime

>>65923922
Hooking up with Poleaboo?

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>>65923958
fuck off passwanker

>claiming you saw the ISS when the earth is flat and thus that orbit is impossible

not fooling me sunshine

>>65923935
*ISL

Fun fact: Birmingham is the congested city in Europe

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>>65923905
I didn't fucking ask you who your favourite was did I

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>oi there bruv, brap brap, can 'ou help me home? you look all arms and tonk *burp*
well, do you?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQ60Cq2sL4

>>65923949
sanders is a communist faggot but lots of things can be taken out of context and sound retarded

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need a gf

What do you call an Anglican cross with a Jehovah's Witness?

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bought a legit facebook hacker lads

except it's massive fucking trial and error so you have to guess the exact password for the software to determine the correct one

NEED to break into my gfs account

>>65924004
The North Pole is a literal pole. The sun, moon and "sattelites" spin on it like a maypole

>>65924020
I don't give a fuck lad, I told you anyway

Who's your favourite?

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>>65923902
>tfw beautiful blue eyes but black hair
fucking cucked again

>>65924043
kmt ya butterz sket, ya na wort lickin d' dert off mi boots

did a thing
>>65924099

>be at the zoo
>see penguins
>shout out 'yo you'z a penguin-lookin' muthafucka!'

waited nearly 25 years to do that. I regret nothing

>>65924079
Just check her phone once she's asleep you scoper

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>>65924079
>bought a legit facebook hacker lads

>>65924064
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQ60Cq2sL4

howling

>>65924079
runt life

>>65924069
npr.org/sections/itsallpolitics/2015/05/29/410606045/the-bernie-sanders-rape-fantasy-essay-explained
it isn't out of context though

>>65924127
if you're not black then i pity you

>>65924141
>ThinkPad
Disgusting.
Everyone knows that Latitudes are far superior

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>looking at flats on RightMove that I cannot even remotely afford but I would be able to afford if I was a normie in a relationship or I had a job that wasn't a £16.5k call centre runt position

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>OI BLUD
>YEAH YOU BRUV
>COME HERE INIT
>I SAID COME HERE NOW DON'T GET ME VEXED PHAM
>AIGHT COOL MAN'S JUST FILMING A QUICK TING FOR YOUTUBE INNIT
>BAIT OUT THE BIGGEST ANIME NONCE YOU KNOW

>>65924079
if you have to give it the exact password, then wouldn't you be able to log in to her account without the facebook hacker then?

>>65924083
fuck off is my favourite, my second favourite is you're a cunt

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>just updated Tinder for first time in 6 months
>instantly get match and a message from a wealthy looking qt
Fuck lads
Help

me and the lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbZe8YK0OgA

>>65924234
Pics

>>65924250
i shall bed my knob deeply into your tight broom shaft

>>65924216
no because then the account would just get locked

went shop

twas closed

thus is life in a village

>>65924208
NEED to kill some mandem

frankly mr shankly this position i've held
it pays my way and it corrodes my soul
i want to leave
you will not miss me
i want to go down in celluloid history

>>65924280
never respond to one of my posts again taig

>>65924188
>Dell

>>65923949
Bernie was running for the centre-left nomination and the article in question was an attempt to discuss rape fantasies etc. as they relate to respectful real-life relationships between men and women.
Drumpf is running for the socially conservative party, the one that's attempting to pursue the husband of the centre-left's candidate over his historical infidelities.

>>65923949
Isn't this what /pol/ is worried about? Bernie confirmed for redpilled

:(

>>65924208
*puts hands together and presses them to my lips*
senpai... dis guy yeah... oh my days... where do I start senpai

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>>65924186
Found a picture of his dad

>>65924293
whic village wich 1?

>>65923664
alri kev

gettin feisty aint ye

Might buy a packet of Starburst tomorrow. I can do that because I'm a wageslave and I have the disposable income. Take that NEETs.

eating skittles lads

>>65923812
enjoyed this post quite a bit

keep it up

>>65924307
i hope you're scottish or an inbred rat faced cunt

stratford deserves atomic restitution

>>65924378
I'm a NEET and I can get my mum to buy me 10 packs right now.

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really made me put my tinking cap on...

>>65924290
so the facebook hacking device gets around the lockout, and allows you to brute force it? so just make a script that generates random strings up to a reasonable length and supply it to it?

>>65924428
neither

>>65924378
bought a pack of wine gums the other day on a whim

they were fucking incredible, they must have changed the recipe up

>>65924352
shan't be saying lest i be doxxed

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>>65924441
wageslaves BTFO

>>65924479
bit embarrassing to use the slur taig then

why don't the irish stay in /eire/

>>65924442
wow young hillary was hot. no wonder that old dog bill wanted to ram her so much he married her

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01K9am8eJHu

Ahh yes

>>65924535
shut the fuck up you potato twat

>>65924442
qt

Where do you get your hair cut, lads?

Protip: NEVER go to a paki unless you want nothing more than some variation of "short back and sides"

https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/2016/10/09/incompetent-vermin/

>>65924539
because /eire/ is really just /westbrit/
hence why /cum/ exists

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me and lads and d childer

Heh at least I get to retire in 45 years

>>65924206
How old are you lad?

>>65924539
why didn't you cunts stay in england

didnt want to wank today but i might

/ausnz/ + /balt/ is a strange general, i must say

do not give the wog aloo a second of your time

>>65924599
>There was a little girl running around with her mother, she was a year old, perhaps, I liked it when she bumped into me and held me for support
fucking nonce, you're just as much of a paki as the rest

>>65924675
I had 2 before lunch time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-fWDrZSiZs

>>65924587
make me wanker

you can't C:

>>65924599
I thought you wanted to be a girl poleaboo

>>65924628
Looks just like Northern Direland today

>>65924599
Local barbers. Old bloke does it for me.

>>65924539
Give the 6 counties back and we'll give /brit/ back

>>65924718
*punches you in the mouth and knocks you out cold*

heh... fucking twat

>>65924650
20s.

>>65924713
belter

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>heh...

>>65924698
It's womanly to enjoy little kids, brings out maternal nature

>>65924740
Too shy to go to a hair salon

>>65924599
i actually used to get my haircut by some fucking kurds or some shit, and literally every single time no matter what i said, theyd give me the same shitty hair cut. id ask for TAPERED sides and every single fucking time theyd just do the sides all the same grade.

stopped going back to the cunts now and went to a white barber who actually knows what hes doing

>>65924757
*dies*
*you go to jail 4eva*

>>65924675

did 3 this morning
and 3 yesterday

>>65924651
Normans wouldn't let us

think this girl is parring me off lads

bit annoyed but going to tell her to do one tbqh

>acts all keen then hangs out with some other guy because she'd arranged it before she met me

fuck that.

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Not going to lie, poleaboo is a mentally ill pakistani and hes probably more of an English nationalist rasheed hater than half of you "rorkes"

>>65924818
do NOT engage with the king prawn bhunawog

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/09/meet-nutmeg-could-this-be-the-worlds-oldest-cat/

I'd love to kick this rat's furry head off its scrawny little cunt neck

Bernie's populist rhetoric was far worse than Trump's ever was. don't think I even once heard the man say ANYTHING of any actual substance or specificity. just fluffy meandering obstructionist drivel about getting money out of politics and getting better jobs and blah blah

at least Trump actually creates discussion when he goes off script as he does. sanders was literally just a wind-up doll

>>65924824
*smiles to self in jail*

heh... worth it

>>65924873
i ran over a cat in my car earlier

saw a little bell on its collar and felt bad, threw it into the hedge at the side of the road and drove off though

FONT

>>65924873
End yourself

>cat hating
a cherished gimmick, one i very much enjoy

>>65924844
yeah not a fan of that mate, bin her

>http://www.4chan.org/bans
ah yes
the janitor

in terms of barbers
top tier will always be old black guys or italians

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1932090/arrest-as-girl-12-is-brought-to-hospital-pregnant-by-her-40-year-old-husband/

>Girl, 12, is brought to hospital PREGNANT by her 40-year-old ‘husband’ who tries to pass her off as 20-year-old wife

>A MAN has been arrested after taking a pregnant 12-year-old to hospital for a check-up.

>He tried to pass off the little girl as his 20-year-old wife.

>A member of staff at the hospital in Xuzhou, China said: “It’s obvious she is just a child”

LMAO

>>65924931
>complaining about 4chan is grounds for banning

Why do people actually hate cats I don't understand how you can dislike an animal so much.

>>65924913
Should have reversed over the little cunt

>>65924913
Congrats on being a criminal

>>65924952
not really funny

>>65924900
*purple aki does your bum in*

my cat hasn't come home yet, a bit worried

Used to go to a turkish barbers when i lived in belfast and they always gave me a good cut and did that fancy turkish razorwork with the shaving cream and the hot water and flannels, was very nice and i never once had a bad experience, they were top banterous fellows too

But still, having a turk yielding a razor to my throat aroused a primal suspicion in me

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>>65924868
Most of the Rorkes ITT probably don't even watch football

>>65924972
it was already dead

>>65924982
ahh yes, can't wait to be sent down for mowing down a cat

In love with the girl in the hat lads

https://youtu.be/ayv7ZEtSQgY

young women are like dogs lads

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wew

Seinfeld is very much growing on me lad

it has some good bants for a Yank show

>>65924868
i literally despise pakis with every fibre of my being though

>>65925022
Did you genuinely run a cat over or are you just baiting.

Where is Ellen, Jaggy and Roorah? Why are all the Irish anons left so shitty?

>>65924970
its just a fresh gimmick

>>65925038
that's some mental handwriting

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>ywn have good handwriting