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mirror image edition
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>>65917606
France
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France
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*tilts around the corner*
WAHEY
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cunts
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What's stopping people from ordering illegal shit to someone else's house to fuck with them?
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>>65917702
you can't order illegal shit you spastic
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>>65917660
Honourable post.
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>>65917702
my big balls
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>>65917702
the Heathrow connect mate
that's what's stopping them
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when u c it
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>>65917722
I think I'll stop posting that now 2bh
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>>65917702
no please that sells illegal shit would ship it to someone's house
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>>65917702
Nothing, that's why you have plausible deniability unless you're a mong about it
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3828682/University-considers-banning-National-Anthem-graduation-ceremonies-links-increasing-far-right-nationalism.html
gets the old neurons firing
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HE'S FAT

HE'S ROUND

HE BOUNCES ON THE GROUND

ITS TIIIIIIIIIIIIM
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Ban this sick filth now!
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doing a worry
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>>65917740
haha
undies
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need a katy perry slag gf
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>>65917756
You had a good run.
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canNOT find me drugs lads
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FURY
U
R
Y
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commencing with a concern
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>>65917779
>Mahamed Abdullahi
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>>65917779
>>65917833
>phone posting

killyourself
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>>65917833
think that's a chef hat though
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Bullying non-whites on the other boards. It's VERY easy.
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>>65917833
>everyone with a headwrap and beard is muslim
bit racist imo
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dressing up as a clown for Halloween lads
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475144211761.webm
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nicked that paddy's drug stash while he wasn't at home hahahah the utter mong
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>>65917864
This is literally the worst gimmick I've seen on /brit/ in my whole 3 years

Why are you trying so hard? Fuck off
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>>65917833

i thought terrorism has nothing to do with Islam?
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right, I've narrowed down my options

I can do one of two things:

1. have a wank
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>>65917927
not even a gimmick you phone posting runt
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>>65917606
Why is he walking towards the camera?
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>>65917910
Must be easy getting into character then
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>>65917933
It doesn't. That why its offensive that a "terrorist" costume features traditional middle eastern clothes.
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>>65917910

Please THINK about the message your costume will send.
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>>65918003
>>65918003
A
FUCKING
TRIANGLE
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called someone a racist in greggs earlier
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>>65917933
Islam has L I T E R A L L Y nothing to do with Islam
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>>65918003
its a technique not many understand
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>>65918019
looks like he's trying to suppress a laugh
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>>65918019
I smell curry
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>why yes sir, why, but of course! i DO spend my free time posting on the esteemed /int/ general known as /brit/.
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>>65918003
he's not. the world is walking towards him
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_EAw0HMK6c
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Haven't eaten in four days lads

The sight and smell of food now makes me nauseous
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>>65918097
me irl
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Lads, what does time smell like?
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>>65918077
this made me lol
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>>65918130
stop drinking then tbqh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz5-K4PhlOI
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poker tournament starts very soon
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>tfw no racist dixie gf
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>>65918004
WOAH!!
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>>65918134
thyme hahahahaha
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I'm dressing up as a black for Halloween. It won't be racist, it will be done in a very sympathetic way.
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>>65918097
dont see why people poke fun at a fun-loving guy like this 2bh, hes outdoors enjoying the fruits of youth and here we are posting about crisps.
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>>65918134
>lick the back of your hand
>wait 4 seconds
>smell
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>>65918130
use youre chakra to absorb nutrients from your surroundings
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We got London on the track
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>>65918255
which one is you?
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>lisicki really thinks a woman not fucking him after pretending to be nice to him is abuse
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>>65918188
When will there be one of these with a Bavarian and Lederhosen, a Scotsman and a kilt etc.
Oh wait, these don't apply to white people
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rate the Halloween costume
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Went to the footie in Germany.

Cucks.
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>>65918291
nose on the far right
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>>65918304
bit gay
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>go into the living room
>trump is on BBC news
>mum is saying "god it's scary how far he's gotten"
>brother says "he's probably friends with the devil"
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Don't have a personality
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>>65918291
me on the left
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>>65918255
Me
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>>65918308
looking a tad brown there
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>>65917721
>>65917765
Fucking newfags
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>>65918326
>gotten
FOY
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>>65918178
>that hot iron mark
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>>65918305
Delet
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>>65918357
h-haha yeah *sheathes scimitar*

just been on holiday innit
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>>65918326
my entire family hates him too haha
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>>65918305
Ah yes... St Pauli.... some call them Hamburg's finest.....
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>>65918130

>go only out when it's dark to buy food
>wait 20min in front of the store until no one is there
>as i'm about to go in, three girls walk in the store
>they probably saw me
>NOPE
>run home
>go hungry to bed

this was 3 days ago, i'm so fucking hungry
found a few M&Ms under my table tho, tasted like shit
i feel so weak that i can't even get up
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It just keeps getting better.
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>>65918326
My Mum hates him because of all the shit he has said about women and how overly-sexual he is.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij7XpmPSqhA
>this will NEVER be me
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>>65918387
but he is
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>>65918427
bad gimmick, stop posting
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>>65918427
Get a takeaway, order online and pay by card so all you have to do is get the door and take it off the Paki lad
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>>65918458
could be
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>>65918165
Would rather not have kidney failure tb h
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>>65918326

I can't help but feel this whole scandal feels a little manufactured.

1) Men talk like this to their friends. Big surprise.

2) Women are far worse. I'm a straight man who gets propositioned by men and women. The men accept rejection. They may say "what a shame" or something. Women, especially drunk women or those in groups, take rejections as an affront or a challenge. Hang around a hen party and report back on the stuff they say.

3) For all his talk, at least Donald Trump hasn't raped anyone, unlike Mr Hillary Clinton, and the rapes weren't covered up by his wife.
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>can't get a chicken parmo down south

Might as well kill myself
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>>65918434

the 12 year olds thing is a lie

he merely said he wouldn't be like congressman foley who likes 12 year olds
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why is always benevolent historical figures that black people claim were actually black.

why isn't hitler or mussolini black
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>>65918561
So his limit is 12 year olds?
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>>65918552
they are tiny bulges lmao
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>>65918574

everything has to fit the narrative
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>>65917779
and to think i went to that shithole
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>>65918552
are you trying to justify the actions of that racist sexist pig?
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>tfw no traps in my area

i want to do gay degenerate things but not with a manly bloke
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>>65918552
has soon as he got off the bus he shook the hand of the girl they were all bantering over and kept a reasonable distance

he was clearly just bantering with the other lad
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fuck's sake lads

my face is so asymmetric

one side is a lot fatter than the other, when I look in the mirror it isn't very noticeable but in photos it really is

whenever my photo is taken I have to turn my head slightly to one side which is shit

the fact I don't notice it but it turns up in photos makes me worry that I've gotten used to it and suppressed it in my mind but to other people it looks as bad as it does in photos

so I'm walking round with a fat cheek all the time
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Just got asked where the nearest "paki shop" was by some bloke
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janny just cleaned up some digital spunk for free
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>>65918596

well if he's NOT like that congressman it has to be something OTHER than 12 duh
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>>65918653
thicc
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>>65918657
traps arent real
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>>65918722
tell him that the UK abolished slavery years and but if he needs a paki he can try saudi arabia, they sell them there
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got called a opp on the block today
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it ain't safe for the block, not even for the cops
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>>65918552
>>65918672
>Yanks can't handle the banter
Was this really a surprise to anyone?
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>>65918756
shut up you dumb leaf
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>>65918723
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>>65918722
what's the problem?
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>>65918445
your mother sounds like a proper feminist
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>>65918657
just do it with a twink then
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why do black people constantly harp on about historical slavery but dont give a single fuck about modern day slavery of blacks in Africa and the middle east.
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>>65918813
Nah, she once told me she doesn't think women should be leaders. She just doesn't like Trump.
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>>65918809
bit racist
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Think I might do myself in lads. Reckon it's for the best.
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>>65918827
because they're idiotic paranoid schizophrenics who think they were kings of egypt (despite having an ancestry from west africa)
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>>65918738
So hes saying he's not like that congressmen, who shagged 12 year olds. Meaning he draws the line at 12?

Bit of a strange choice, surely you'd say the age of consent as a guideline, not a literal pedos choices.
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>>65918749
y-yes they are
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>>65918827
Never met a black person in the UK who's anywhere near as confrontational as blacks in the USA mate, maybe you're in the wrong general?
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>tfw going to a runt uni
>all the kids just want to get drunk and smoke weed instead of studying

wish I was smart enough for Oxbridge lads
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>>65918761
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>>65918898
>studying at uni
for what purpose
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>>65918898
>all the kids just want to get drunk and smoke weed instead of studying

>oxbridge

what do you think they do at oxbridge?
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>>65918837
bad lass
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>>65918883
where did i mention anything about american blacks being confrontational? read posts properly before commenting.
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>>65918883
they're not going to be confrontational when you're too busy sucking them off you pooskin loving twat
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>>65918898
Any uni is better than nothing at all. I know plenty lads who went to non-Rustlers unis but made sure to do non-meme degrees (accounting etc) and now they're doing completely fine, making £40k chartered, living that Barratt new build live with an Audi A4 not even on finance.

The only people who go to Oxbridge (and Durham because all the knock-backs go there) are autismos.
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>>65918756
fuck off leaf, youre not funny
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>>65918913
bit gay
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>>65918859
tfw want to kill myself but not suicidal
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>>65918917
Gives me a few more years of being a semi NEET before I start at McDonalds
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/gf2016/ might actually happen lads. Minor problem, she's a bit overweight. Probably about 25lb or so.

Other than that, she's great. Personality ideal, great face.

Wot do.
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>>65918967
wow rood
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britain = shit
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>>65919029
agree desu
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>>65918898
>Live with a French guy doing a year abroad
>Apparently goes to a top French uni
>Socially awkward, barely speaks English and is only interested in talking about taxes and the part of France he is from
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>>65918994
i meant it's fine going uni but actually spending all of your time doing work there is silly, degrees are easy, just spend a couple of weeks before exams in the library and you can get a 2:1 fine
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>took my own outside sweeties into the cinema today
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>>65919020
Get into the gym

Oh wait, then she'll think she's too good for you and leave you

LOL
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>>65919020
foy
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Suck a dick
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poo = poo
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in all other ways besides immigrants, france is better than the uk
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>>65919020
Go for it lad.
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>>65919029
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>>65919020
Wish a girl would show interest in me.
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http://i.imgur.com/bNirs01.gifv
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>>65918939
Thinking about black penises again?
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you guys are fucking retards
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>>65919145
Isn't that debasing currency, and hence a crime?
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>>65919177
Only if you try to use it to pay for something
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Dont reply to the 'irish' yank
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>>65919110
Got to show interest in one yourself first, mate.
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>>65918913
they're probably horrible people to have to share a country with, but black-americans are probably the best thing to happen to social media. some of the shit they put up on their fb/twitter pages has me in stitches for hours on end
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>>65919218
Don't know how to do that.
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irish = intelligent britons
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>>65919102
my mam was in the ira

gonna bomb you
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>>65919230
t. normie runt
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>>65919020
make the investment
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>>65919244
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>>65919244
>tfw my Dad was in a loyalist militia and told me he raped an ira lass
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>an island
>didn't fish

really makes you think
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>talking to another girl
>she says her favourite genus of tree is a pine
this has to stop, i can't take this anymore, does she not realise how many species of pine there are? Each one looking vastly different?
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willies = lollipops
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>Home Secretary David Blunkett said that he was "dismayed" but had also not seen the episode, because he was on holiday at the time

and maybe the fact he's fucking blind too
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Why do you cunts hate Italians?
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>>65918976

dominating another man sexually isn't gay, it's about power
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>>65919328
im sure this happened and all mate
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>another week of work begins tomorrow
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>watching that new Woody Allen romance film
>only normie couples around me, they're all kissing and hugging each other
>then there's me all alone

Walk back home was quite lonely desu
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>>65919409
thank god. bored out ma nut
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>>65919287

this makes me sad
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>>65919365
the great Dolmio war of 2015
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looks like a mix of Farage and Clooney
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would rather be at work than school

t. student runt
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>>65919409
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>>65919481
>not knowing who that is
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>>65919420
>going to the cinema by yourself
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alri lads any deliveries for me
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>>65919409
>>65919420
>>65919431
>>65919460
>>65919471
>>65919481
Brap
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>>65919393
Everyone knows Irish girls can't keep their hands off of British cock.
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>>65919481

underage
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where the fuck are me drugs REEEEEEEE

mite just go shop
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intimate secret headliner show
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*serenades you with a bolero about my true feelings*
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>>65919522
I love movies, but I have no friends. What can you do.
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*does a really funny post*
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>>65919548
im sure thats true mate, definately
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*does a really rorkish post*
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>>65919545
Honestly never, EVER, seen a parcel delivery man driver who didn't look like a criminal fresh out of prison.
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>>65919604
become a projectionist
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>>65919624
Nah can't be fucked.
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>be rorke
>commit terror attack on whites
>say allah asked you to do it
literally can't lose
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>>65919634
Rorke
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>>65919609
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>>65919624
going to go do a duty right now
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>>65917853
>and it doesn't even bang

disgusting
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what do british people think of Nigel Farage? He is my favorite politician of all time
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>>65919604
>movies

foy
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>>65919522
>>65919604
My local cinema is quite busy and has loads of singles

Then again I live in London where people are mature and civilised and the screens aren't filled with howling monkey chavs
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Lads just got home from the scene of this accident I witnessed. Had to be interviewed by 2 coppers. That white car was in front of me and spun out after smashing into the car on the right. Guy driving it was a tourist from Singapore and they arrested him lmao. Good on them too there were 2 little kids in the other car and they were crying their eyes out. Figging chinks
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>>65919750
good lad
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>>65919750
me on the right
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waiting for the 'I'm outside' text from the gf
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>>65919604
*hugs you*
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>>65919750
why cant chinks drive
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>>65919750
where can i unsubscribe to this blog
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>think of a really funny post
>keep making mistakes when typing because giggling too hard
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Only taken benzos on 2 of the past 10 days
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>>65919750
never witnessed a car crash

feel like I'm missing out
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>>65919853
cant see
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>>65919853
field of vision too narrow
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>>65919837
'I'm inside' your gf LOL
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59% of /brit/ doesn't have their driving license

Alarming
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>>65919889
what was it x
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>>65919854
the afterlife
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im a 28 year old benzo-addicted alcoholic neet
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fun fact: 5% of Lichtenstein is Muslim
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>>65919896

I've seen 3 or 4

Saw 2 dead bodies
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>>65919892
darkweb?
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>>65919921

where are they then?
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Babylon would of been a nice place to live
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>be Irish
>speak English and not Irish
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>>65919940
fun fact: poo poo poo poo POOOOOOOOOOO

hahahahahaha


fhbgr bpye7h8tgbrg8 hqe 9hv8 hby fy d8b hf ib i9pg b9 h8f7f 8b e8bhr8bhe8 vnu be
ROOOOOOOOO
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i've seen god and he's a paki
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>>65919992
buckinghamshire
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>>65919940
Fun fact, Liechtenstein is the only European country which has a black member of the Royal Family.
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pipe to pipe bushman, code for two paedophiles having sex with each other while watching children from a shrub
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>>65919985
*does not reply*
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>>65920006
haha no, see THIS >>65919995 is buckinghamshire

off by one x
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>>65920006
im actually offended youd think that was me

>>65919992
good post
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>>65919978
would have been nice to have a life expectancy of about 29
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>>65919978
it looked nothing like this
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83% of /brit/ do not have a gf

65% of /brit/ are virgins

26% of /brit/ have never kissed a girl
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Runt hunting
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>>65920065
id say half the twats in this general are suicidal even with their modern medicine so who really cares mate
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>>65920081
i'm the bottom 26% HAHAHAHAHA
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i'm coming out to you lads.....i haven't told anyone this before but i wanted you to be the first to know....


i'm cis
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>>65920065

>le low life expectancy myth

do one you mug
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>>65920107
cheshire in the sights
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>>65920065
Never understand why people use this as an argument when life is shit anyway.
>>
>>65920050
duck off
>>
nearly made a post saying i was 11 but dont fancy gettin jannied when theres still hours ahead for posting

rest assured im in my late 40s with eight kids and a credit card debt
>>
>>65920081
[citation needed]
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>>65920081
>>
>>65920107
bring back a good haul
>>
listening to Robbie Williams
>>
>>65920164
*sends some shots at your fitted*
>>
>it's getting close to that time of night when you cannot ignore the fact that tomorrow is rapidly approaching and you will need to attend your wageslavery position
>>
>>65920069
Yes it did
>>
you're a loser unless you've got a mortgage, credit cards, a leased vauxhall astra and a hairdresser gf
>>
>message on the phone from the 1st of October saying I'm late for my haircut

What do I do now lads haha
>>
im a bit late replying to this but....


dam gurl......

>>65915284
>>
howdy yall
>>
>>65920253
>tfw live in my parent's dining room
>>
>>65920065
yeah 29 year olds back then were all decrepit geriatrics
>>
Who /exneetandhavingtolearnhowtosocialiseagain/ here?
>>
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gf just msn messengered me this
>>
>>65920236
i am neet

it's the opposite of life affirming
>>
sunday night and i've had a nice roast chicken, showered and i'm all tucked up in bed already. feels good ngl
>>
alone again, alone again, alone again, alone
>>
>>65920272
>tfw live in my parent's airing cupboard
>>
>>65920206
what lol?
>>
>>65920285
Kill yourself cunt. I hate people with nice lives.
>>
>>65920236
>tfw my job is becoming rapidly unfun

Been stuck on a boring, going nowhere, project for the past two months.

Got the feeling my boss wants me to quit.
>>
>>65920305
bet you actually have friends you poser
>>
>>65920280
Me. Genuinely can't remember how to talk to people.
>>
Babylon IDF in full force tonight
>>
Why is nearly every woman in her late 30's working in beauty?

Where all of these positions coming from?
>>
have been awake for a grand total of three and a half hours

love sundays
>>
>>65920285
>showering the night before, not the morning of

Enjoy your messy bed hair and greasy sheen.

t. showers in the morning masterrace
>>
>>65920285
getting up at 3am?
>>
>>65920328
got nice clean sheets too
>>
>>65920285
>tucked up in bed already

Poor sleep hygiene m8, you shouldn't use your bed for anything other than sleep or sex.

It's probably affecting the quality of your sleep.
>>
>>65920285
>in bed at this hour

Are you an invalid or something? Literally only acceptable if you were hoofing gear or in the dance until at least 11am today.
>>
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>Kill yourself cunt. I hate people with nice lives.

Cant believe i share a board with some dickheads who would be offended by some lad having a roast chicken, a shower and getting snug in his jammies

fuck you bitter abnormie wankers
>>
>>65920355
step 1: reply to this post
>>
>>65920285
I had a nap from 2-6 so I'm gonna be up all night. This was a runty thing to do I admit.
>>
Truck stuff 2bqhwy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1ubHrljbEE
>>
want to go shop but also dont want to be ridiculed for being uglu
>>
not a fan of this "runt" gimmick
>>
>>65920375
i do both you spastic. i shower in the mornings but if i'm having a nice early night i'll generally get clean for it.
>>
>>65920385
lmao
>>
>>65920419
stay here and you will be ridiculed anyway
>>
>>65920380
This is a very reddit post. Reeks of the sort of smug condescension you only expect from aspies who read things on 'today I learned' and think they know anything about anything.
>>
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fucked it lads
>>
>>65920360
kama sutra
>>
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>Another day without king Arthur's return
>>
>>65920328

not aiming very high this one
>>
>>65920420
*cocks shotguns*
*bloodhounds begin barking*
*open door of runt cage and see you scurrying out*
*pets one of the bloodhounds*

"we'll give him a head start, doggo"
>>
>>65920464
>that nickname
>that set emoji

Ultimate runt
>>
>>65920464
lol
>>
>>65920464
Spastic
>>
>>65920458
When I was doing CBT the NHS woman told me about it.

It used to take me an hour or more to go to sleep and I used to read in bed. Afterwards I could go to sleep quicker.

But go ahead m8
>>
>:[
>>
>>65920464
kek

>watching the walking dead at all

you fucked it some time ago, pal.
>>
putting dindins in the microwave
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7PpE15yh58
>>
word around this nigga stevie
>>
putting dindus in the microwave
>>
>>65920528
>not watching the walking pleb
>>
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putting janny in the microwave
>>
CLEVER!
>>
>>65920592
imagine if it's an actually look like that LOL Lol ha ha
>>
the wire is the best american TV show of all time
>>
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>dirt rally
>it's a sweden track
>>
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Mindboggling to think there are 3 million actual real non plastic paddies not in the country

come back you fucking runts
>>
>using the 'wave for anything other than tea or porridge

looooool
>>
putting my gf's head in the microwave
>>
>>65920629
you've seen every american TV show?

twat
>>
just want to know where the fuck i left me drugs lads

doing my head in
>>
WHITE POWER


[spoiler]ranger[/spoiler]
>>
>>65920629
it's really not

rewatched it recently and it doesn't hold up nearly as well
>>
ordered some v-neck sweaters for the winter
>>
good meals you can cook in bulk and freeze (that aren't chilli)
safe x
>>
>>65920522

what's CBT like

group CBT sounds hellish for me
>>
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1066 was the year that shaped both England and Ireland tbqh
>>
>>65920629
*except for Sopranos

>>65920648
rats fleeing a sinking ship my lad ;^)
>>
>>65920678
nice one you fucking melt
>>
where are the Jews?!
>>
>>65920648
Why live in fucking Direland lad?
>>
just did a cheeky cum in my mouth
>>
>>65920592
looking forward to the saga of tim's life where vinay isn't making him miserable
>>
>>65920629
its the best tv show overall of all time
>>
>>65920648
>China is 0.3%
>they're everywhere

Ah yes, asiatic fecundity
>>
>>65920707
i hope you're not the mong who keeps Making retarded threads on /his/
>>
>>65920656
>owning a 'wave on the first place
>>
>>65920571
snorting over and over again at this post
is ANY thread on this website nearly as funny as this one
>>
>>65920775
ehmmm no aha thats not me
*looks around shiftily*
>>
>>65920778
>not enjoying 30 second porridge

literally sat here lmaoing mate
>>
>>65920733

done this many times but never swallowed
>>
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off to the KFC Yum Center
>>
>>65920834
>>65920733
bit gay lads
>>
>>65920834
why not? i swallow every time
>>
>>65920707
Fucking norman genociders
>>
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i just want a Catholic gf
>>
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>>65920846
How is that not filled with black people?
>>
>>65920872
this

fuck william the bastard
the danelaw remembers
>>
>>65920778
>not having a 'wave, oven, toaster oven, 4 slot toaster, kettle, coffee maker, coffee grinder and rice maker

Non North Americans confirmed for povvo cunts
>>
>>65920893
Suck my cock white boi
>>
I just want a fine niggress gf
>>
>>65920883
need you out of business sunshine
>>
>>65920701
Just teaches you about what your anxiety is and what it's about and how to get over it, but it's all down to you.

Literally just have to push yourself through shitty situations to get better.
>>
>>65920900
Black people don't exist in the British Isles
>>
>>65920846
why does that bird have human teeth?
>>
>>65920883
hands hand exit sign briefcase sun?
>>
dr pavel
im cia
>>
is there anything more grim than solo travel
>>
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha a few

reckon ill fo buy a yorkie and ur not getting any
>>
can we agree that if you don't know how to cook, you're a runt
>>
>>65920883
howl'd
>>
>>65920971
t. self-conscious beta
>>
>>65920971
speaking from experience?
>>
>>65920994
yes
>>
>>65920985
only puffs eat yorkie
>>
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>this used to be legal
>>
>>65920971
The fact your sister has to bathe with the door open so your dad knows if she's struggling
>>
>>65920994
indeed
>>
>>65920971
traveled to thailand by myself and was the best time of my life
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npUTCz8BJxA
Notice this guy had his daughter start driving his huge mud truck at age 11
>>
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best 'ocolate bar in the isles
>>
>>65921068
what did you do the whole time? did you meet new people?
>>
>>65921032
honestly didn't realise they changed it
>>
>>65920994
I'm an effecient cook lad.

Gave your mum some sausage and cream and kept her stomach filled for 9 months
>>
>>65921043
amusing
>>
>>65921083
we don't have chocolate here in the states
>>
>>65921083
That's what your mother told me too!

Weird!
>>
>>65921083
through
>>
>>65920375
doesn't your bed get nasty then? how can you go to sleep being all sweaty and dirty?
>>
>>65921127
bit strange, bit nonsensical, i dont like it, fuck off yank
>>
>his favourite chocolate bar isn't a Picnic

creasing
>>
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>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHNtzyXvyLc

looks wank
>>
>eating fag-burys and nes-gay chocolate
>not glorious lidl masterrace
>>
>>65921179
bet you're black
don't like you
>>
new
>>65921247
>>65921247
>>65921247
>>
>>65921208
lol povvo
>>
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second best 'ocolate bar in the isles
>>
>>65921208
simple chocolate is the best

the ones with raisins and nuts get boring fast
>>
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FUCKING NIGGER JANNNY
>>
why janny?
>>
JANNY JANNY JANNY
>>
i make more money than jani does
>>
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He is here.
>>
there's a show on TV of them and then the purpose of which is that five people each histidine a potty and 10 after which the other four encouraged to be is blistering a redo that it is possible
>>
As a 4chan Pass user, I demand an explanation, Janitor
>>
wouldnt even hesitate to knock janny flat on his mug if i saw him in the street
>>
KPOP DESTROYED ONCE AGAIN
>>
janny is being menstrual again
>>
amerikkka racist nazi state
>>
based janny btfoing kpoop subhumans
>>
>>65921549
I smell curry
>>
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Me after a couple pints and a little sniff
>>
can't find any uploads of world peace ep 3
>>
>>65921510
As a 4chan Pass user, you have a responsibility to set an example to others by trusting the janitor or raising concerns privately on >>>/vip/

Stop being a brat
>>
janny ooooooh janny oh-oh-ohhhhhhh jannyyyyy boy
>>
just did a relaxing cummy :)
>>
Solo queue is fucking cancer lads

Silver can't push to save their own lives, I've dropped so many fucking points
>>
>>65921627
Fuck off wanker
>>
bored
>>
did a cummy in your mummy
>>
>>65921627
fuck off
>>
>>65921670
what game are you on about?
>>
>>65921670
>playing CSGO
you only have yourself to blame
>>
>>65921670

haven't a clue what this means
>>
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http://streamendous.com/channel55.php

The game, boys
>>
>>65921709
>>65921710
>>65921714
Overwatch
>>
>>65921762
odd post.
>>
why are english people so rude compared to scots
>>
fucking hate 4chan pass users

arrogant little runts
>>
>>65921762
Schizophrenics out
>>
evening
>>
>>65921801
fuck off
>>
While on the road to sweet Athy, hurroo, hurroo
While on the road to sweet Athy, hurroo, hurroo
While on the road to sweet Athy
A stick in me hand and a drop in me eye
A doleful damsel I heard cry,
Janny I hardly knew ye.

With your drums and guns and drums and guns, hurroo, hurroo
With your drums and guns and drums and guns, hurroo, hurroo
With your drums and guns and drums and guns
The enemy nearly slew ye
Oh my darling dear, Ye look so queer
Janny I hardly knew ye.

Where are your eyes that look so mild, hurroo, hurroo
Where are your eyes that look so mild, hurroo, hurroo
Where are your eyes that look so mild
When my poor heart you first beguiled
Why did ye run from me and the child
Oh Janny, I hardly knew ye.
>>
>>65921806
this 2bh
>>
>>65921801
Fuck off stupid Scotch bastard
>>
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>>65921745
>not watching Redzone
>>
rooo thread
>>
what do you lads think they did to janny as a child to make him the way he is?
>>
propper sleepy lads
>>
Solo queue is fucking cancer lads

Silver can't push to save their own lives, I've dropped so many fucking points
>>
>>65921894
go to sleep then
>>
Which one of u runts is trump posting in the Skins game chat?

>>65921870
Cable box is broken apparently, stuck with streams today
>>
>>65921915
please do not steal my posts
>>
fun fact: it's literately only one arsemad janny that enforces the zero kpop rule
>>
well good morning
>>
had to hire a heavy haulage firm to deliver my new dildo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJnVmDyUagE
>>
english people think everything is their business like everyone values their opinion
>>
>>65921963
tad gay
>>
>>65921948
good lad, kpop is shit
>>
just came all over my little slutty fucking face. such a bad little cock slut faggot I am.

Spank me /brit/
>>
>>65921965
need you out of business sunshine
>>
New thread when?
>>
>>65921965
As an English Person I disagree.
>>
odds i have maoam stripes

evens i WAIT
>>
>>65922001
pics
>>
>>65922001
tiny bit gay
>>
>>65922095
>>65922095
>>65922095
>>
>>65922001
bit gay this
>>
>>65922039
giz us one
>>
Lewd amount of arrogance in the typical British runtboi
>>
>>65922102

>>65922102

>>65922102

>>65922102
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