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Saying your goodbyes edition
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>>65906456
France
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off to a great start
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>>65906464
shithole desu
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need a qt gf to cuddle
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>4chan is literally the only place on the internet you can still have an open honest debate/argument

where did it all go so wrong?
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one day closer to the ultimate demise, the absolute nothingness of the void after death.
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my throat is itchy haha
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About bloody time if you ask me
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soulseek is fucking based, showered 3 hours ago.
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ah yes, the so-called "nothern lights"
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>>65906499
Exceptional post.
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when someone wants to leech somthin off me on soulseek I just disconnect
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>>65906504
fuck off cuck b2 redit
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Watching that Luke Cage
Quite good desu
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If I was to say 'I prepared the document for directors across the business' would director be capitalised?
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needing female company
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7X7oymBxjI
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>>65906545
did you enjoy your pizza
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>>65906535
exquisite post.
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>>65906551
no
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>>65906551
no
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>>65906530
g*d save the queen
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>>65906551
no

>>65906557
yeah thanks lad
even have a bit left over
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>>65906530
>and it doesn't even bang

had a chuckle but he's right, GSTQ is a bit dead

needs to be replaced with I Vow To Thee

absolute floorfiller
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ate too many burritos last night lads. done 4 huge poos already today
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>listening to serious political radio show
>one guest is clearly eating a bag of crisps
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Greater London is black
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why is racism the worst crime possible now?
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pooing a do
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>>65906551
yes
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*violates the nap*
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>>65906580
is luke cage any good then

you said wait a few hours then ask
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GSTQ is up there with some of the most boring and drab national athems 2bh.

much rather have something like scotlands
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having a wank
doing a poo
having a think
about you
poos and wanks and fuck off yanks
having a rest
doing my best
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>>65906601
XD
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>even Georgia have better trains than us

wake me up inside
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Only just found out MBE stands for member of British Empire
My aunts got one too
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>'I Vow To Thee My Country' isn't the national anthem

bizarre imo
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>>65906667
you mean this?

https://youtu.be/ciPu4DnKBuM
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>>65906682
>caring about trains


quite autistic
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>>65906618
hurts peoples feelings
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>>65906682
looks like RERs here
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>>65906669
>>65906626
unreal posts lads, keep up the good work!
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*follows the leader leader leader*
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O Fhlu\ir na h-Albann,
cuin a chi\ sinn
an seo\rsa laoich
a sheas gu ba\s 'son
am bileag feo\ir is fraoich,
a sheas an aghaidh
feachd uailleil Iomhair
's a ruaig e dhachaidh
air chaochladh smaoin?


Na cnuic tha lomnochd
's tha duilleach Foghair
mar bhrat air la\r,
am fearann caillte
dan tug na seo\id ud gra\dh,
a sheas an aghaidh
feachd uailleil Iomhair
's a ruaig e dhachaigh
air chaochladh smaoin.


Tha 'n eachdraidh du\inte
ach air di\ochuimhne
chan fheum i bhith,
is faodaidh sinn e\irigh
gu bhith nar Ri\oghachd a-ri\s
a sheas an aghaidh
feachd uailleil Iomhair
's a ruaig e dhachaidh
air chaochladh smaoin.

Beautiful
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why do lefties constantly suck muslim cock despite mudslimes being a literal antithesis of lefty principles?

cannot fathom it 2bh
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The Indians, they are evolving, they're becoming more powerful!
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tell me your bests words to describe someone or something "bad", some really agressive
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>now it's really over for Trump!
>3 months later: now it's REALLY over for Trump!
>6 months later: this time it's finished for Trump!
>now: why this time it's different and it's really the end for Donald Trump!
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>>65906682
Really nice that, don't normally care about your trains but this one's really pretty
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>>65906748
not sure
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>>65906763
Sod off Drumf
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>>65906748
Honestly doesn't make sense to me either.

You'd think there'd be more symapthy on the right because they're socially conservative and hate gays, women's rights, anything that seems fair and reaosnable.
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>>65906778
well find out and get back to me ok
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quite nippy now, might have to whip out a 2nd layer
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hillary collapsed on 9/11
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why is trump's daughter so fit
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>>65906763
most of them are just trolls, but there is small faction that are literally shilling for hillary.
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>>65906682
actually quite pleasing to the eyes that

>>65906748
>expecting leftists to be logical
oh shit what are you doing
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>>65906748
*mumbles something about anti-white and jews*
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Anyone remember this thread haha
mental
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>>65906763
Support for Trump has hit rock-bottom
It's never been lower than this point
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Would you like fries with that?
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>>65906823
no i didn't come on 4chan until like 2 weeks after that date
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>Lefties say that if somebody 'identifies' as a woman even though they're a man, they're a woman, and vice versa
>They say that if people want to be recognised as wolf-kin gender fluid they are
>They say that we must respect people who choose ridiculous names if they think it's part of their heritage so as not to call them the wrong thing and offend them
>Somehow it's okay to call Trump a name that was nothing to do with him because it was in his family hundreds of years ago and sounds silly

Hypocrisy genuinely irks me
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>>65906823

Wasn't here, she's hot though, who is it?
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if you put a lefty, rasheed and rorke in the same room then rasheed and rorke would have the most in common and agree on more
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>>65906798
yeah but the right hates muslims too so
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>>65906823
what happened, i wasnt here
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>>65906854
rorkes are just white rasheed but they get mad when they hear that
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>>65906826
that would explain the crowds around him at NYC cheering yesterday.

oh wait.
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>>65906748

marcusian repressive tolerance
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>>65906831
Are you from r/the_donald
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going to be howling in laughter when hillary crushes trump
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dont engage it
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do not engage with the bhajiwog
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>>65906886
>frankfurt school

nice try
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calling all quality posters to participate in this thread to make a russian happy

>>65906195
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>>65906883
Lol, Corbyn can muster fanatical crowds at any moment, doesn't mean he's popular across the board
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>>65906898
its going to be brexit 2.0

genuinely avoiding this site for at least 1 year once hes elected.
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>unilad says
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>>65906949
don't care
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Might blogpost while I watch Luke Cage
THEY KILLED POP!
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>dad, mum and brother would all be dead by now if they lived before modern medicine
>would be the only surviving member of my close family

Chilling thought desu
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>>65906983
>Nearly died when I was 3 thanks to a random disease that only kids in Africa usually get

Just fuck my shit up
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>[Deleted]
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playing the playstation
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>>65907002
HIV?
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>>65906949
ahh yes the game that can barely run because consoles arent powerful enough
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>>65907002
sickle cell?
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>>65907019
No, starvation
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is poleaboo evading a ban?
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ah so """"monica""""" uses reddit flags too
filtered
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This is objectively the comfiest advert ever created:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZkMdi3XBhw
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>>65907006
what was?
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>>65907065
good lad
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>>65907049
yeah pakipoo is perm banned and isn't allowed to be on this website anymore
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Me on the left, runts on the right tb h
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>>65907065
Some nostalgia like this makes me feel strangely depressed, can't quite put my finger on it
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>>65907065
get goosebumps when I watch this Tbh
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>no videos in 6 days

what the fuck is he doing?
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>>65907111

probably waiting for the ISP to hook up the internet
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>runny nose

just end it all now
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>>65907065
>that sister

phwoaaaarrrrr
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>>65907065
>having non white friends
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>>65907111
The war has begun
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want trump to win just to see what's going to happen
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>>65907065
>PS4
>2 games

creasing
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>>65907135
ummm... x
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>mfw that scene/chapter where Malfoy calls Hermione a mudblood

>mfw Hermione was black all along and it was all a euphemism

>mfw he actually called her a nigger

Based Rowling
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>>65907127
How would Tim spend a day without internet?

Must have gone absolutely bonkers by this point
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>>65907165
he's used to people messing him about
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>>65907065
they nailed this apart from i dont live in london or have a black step brother
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>>65907165
where's he moved to?
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>>65907065
realised i never actually saw a ps3 start up when i watched this video
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>he doesn't like eating puss

wew my lad
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which bioshock should i play through again?
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>>65907164
>it's a JK Rowling retcons one of her Harry Potter characters into a bumder or a black woman or a panfried-sexual in order to stay current with social themes and keep her books relevant even though they are the best selling books of all time and she doesn't need to try so hard episode

not a fan
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>>65907133
>>65907187
I thought the black lad was his best mate and the bird was his missus
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>>65907165
i bet hes still filming himself.

prepare for a timmybacklog
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just registered to vote for trump lads
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lads
a whole month
have I made it?
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>>65907204
I don't
I did it twice on the now ex-gf and it's WAYYYYYYYYYY to salty
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>>65907210
>being a fan of Harry Potter anyway

do me a favour

only good things to come out of the series were the first 2 films, rest are fucking SHITE and don't get me started on the books

>>65907221
>>65907187
the bird is his sister, the ginger girl is his missus, the black guy (his mate) is shagging the sister
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>>65907243
get rid of her
that's way too clingy
the further you go on the more you'll come to hate her and the breakup will become worse
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>>65907243
bin her
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>>65907208
I'd say 2

>it's a I've never played the first one even though everyone says the first one is the best episode
ah yes
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>>65907261
the best thing about harry potter is the copypaste thing on /tv/
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made a website for my Dad

can't imagine working in a job where you can't apply your skills in everyday life, would kill myself desu
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thanks, communism!
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>>65907243
yeah bin that la
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>>65907300
not real communism
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>>65907280
>>65907282
no fuck off
she's just excited
I'm her first proper boyfriend
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>>65907313
you can follow her into the bin
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cara 2bh lads
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>>65907328
fuck off mate
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>>65907313
it's too clingy though
my ex said that I was her first proper boyfriend after like two weeks, but she had been in two relationships that had lasted for over a year before me
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>>65907313
HOWLING how old is she
She must be really fucking ugly, but then again so are you
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>>65907296
>Gatsby god tier
>ayn rand not low tier

hmmm
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>>65907258
The clit not the hole lad
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>>65907338
>>65907328
>>65907337
>>65907313
Nobody cares

Fuck off, stop shitting up the thread
This isn't Facebook
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>>65907337
*lifts bin lid*
say that again lad it was a bit muffled
*closes the lid as you open your mouth*
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>>65907336
she's a stale meme mate, jog on.
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>>65907350
clit was pretty salty too
my tongue got too tired
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>>65907338
Your opinion

>>65907347
she's 18
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>>65907353
it's not like YOU'VE brought up any other topics to discuss mate
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>>65907313
shes probably your first proper girlfriend too
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>there are lads on /brit/ that get exhausted by licking girls out

dear oh dear
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Reckon at least 70% of the posters ITT belong in the bin.
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Just wanked for the first time in over two weeks. I was unimpressed with my performance but satisfied with the volume.
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>>65907376
it may be my opinion, but don't come here saying how she was too clingy in a few months time because I'll say I told you so
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>>65907243
good for u mate x
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>>65907365
>meme

no
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>>65907368
Start lifting hoola hoops lad
Your tongue will get swole and you'll build up a salt tolerance
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>ROI V Moldova

don't think I even knew Moldova existed until I started browsing /int/
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>>65907390
including you
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absolutely tragic that this lad is defending his bird's total melt behaviour
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*puts the runt and his runt gf in the bin*
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>its another facebook thread

FUCK OFF
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>>65907384
i take offence to that

>>65907401
it was worse than hula hoops
I only got tired after a good 10 minutes and she wanted me to keep on going
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>>65907380
no
had three that lasted at least a year
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>>65907229
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>>65907390
getting lonely in there is it mate?
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>>65907376
How old are you
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so lads

its almost 1pm

what have you achieved today?
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>>65907426
again, bring up another topic and if it's good enough to discuss, we'll discuss it

if you don't bring up another one, you can shut up
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>>65907420
*welds the bin shut*
*chains an anchor to it*
*kicks it off the side of a ship into the mariana trench*
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>>65907445
moved my car
had a packet of crisps and a tesco jelly pot
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>>65907430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8
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>>65907442
23
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>>65907445

please don't ask hurtful questions
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>>65907445
Cleaned the oven desu
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>>65907442
52
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>>65907440
ha! a bodacious riposte
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>>65907426
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>>65907445
went for a walk with the gf
went food shopping
put a wash on
ate lunch
shitposted

might go pub in a bit but feel a bit shite.
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Reminder that this '1 month anniversary' poster is in fact Zac with his Danish internet gf that permanently looks like she's had an allergic reaction

He hasn't even met her and she's still this clingy
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is borderlands any good?
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>>65907445
got out of bed before midday
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https://www.crowdjustice.co.uk/case/demand-the-ban/

got the ol' neurons firing
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the gf is a musician

jealous? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3qe0yy5mVE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miVRaoR_8xQ

really gets the old neurons a-firing
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>>65907516
hahaha imagine if she was his internet gf
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>>65907426
>>>/r9k/britfeel

bit lost are we?
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>>65907494
t'was an honour duelling with you today sir *doffs fencing helmet*
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>>65907527
ah yes, because Trump is calling for all Muslims and Mexicans in the US to be rounded up and sent to death camps in Canada
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wats the point of having a gf if u can't see her in real
she's just over a screen o my dayz
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Considering flashing a nougat rom lads
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>>65907536
She is, he's the one who always posts about skyping her
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was in a shop earlier and they were playing New Slang - The Shins

I thought about Ed and almost cried
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>>65907582
what phone?
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>>65907599
HOWLING
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>back to work on Monday

https://youtu.be/LJnJX10PUX0
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>>65907575
OHHHHH MY DAYZZZZZZZ BLUD
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>>65907615
Note 3
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morrissey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knM7ow5vMPA
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>>65907634
>tfw 3 weeks off
>tfw going to Portugal on Tuesday for a week
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>>65907636
mad ting innit
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>>65907561
Ah yes, because Hitler was openly calling for the extermination of the Jews before he was elected Chancellor.
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>>65907656
Portugal's shit I'm afraid
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>>65907664
truss me my g. mans benning ygm
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>>65907526
unironically live about a mile from one former test site and about 2 and a half miles from a site that they'll actually be fracking at
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https://youtu.be/reP2EAMSXug
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REALLY don't know whether to watch Luke Cage or not
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>>65907638
fascinating
*goes and talks to someone else*
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>>65907516
this is accurate

>>65907599
I posted about that once
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>>65907677
wasn't really calling for their extermination
just that they were a direct threat to the germans
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lads

https://youtu.be/fnS6S3rX8BQ
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>>65907677
ah yes, because hitler never mentioned killing jews in Mein Kampf
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>>65907678
Oh really?

*cancels holiday*

Thanks mate.
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>>65907720
Do you really wanna watch a film with a darkie in it? Jsing mate
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how's your sunday shaping up lads?

>woke up at 10 with no hangover and 10 hours' sleep
>had a cup of coffee and bowl of porridge
>started playing battlefield 4 (want to finish the campaign before battlefield 1, even though the campaign is shite) but still enjoying it a bit
>had a bacon buttie
>might go to the gym
>going to the cinema with the gf later then who knows after ;)

if only the weather weren't so shite I'd be 10/10 comfy
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>>65907760
I would do if I were you
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>>65907720
if you even consider watching it, you're going to watch it you useless nignog
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>told iGF I just ate lunch
>she didn't ask what I had

I think it's over isn't it?
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>>65907720
watch it
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>>65907716
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To what do you attribute your failure at this life thing lads?
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interesting video lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faxC4Rqb0I8
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Having a lie in with the so called gf
Reading the chon
Doing a fart
Opening a curtain
Smashing cultural marxism
Wetting myself
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>>65907767
Who the fuck cares you mong, keep the boring minutiae of your humdrum life to yourself
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEtL7qzLUA0
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fucking miffed lads, weather this morning was sublime.

now it's cold and grey.

might kick off desu
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Over the moor, take me to the moor
Dig a shallow grave
And I'll lay me down
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>>65907801
multiple things really
a combination of things that I've done and things that I had no control over
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>>65907313
>>65907243
danish spacker?
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>150 miles
>2 hours

why is google maps so stupid
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arse full of poo
saving it all for you
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>>65907810
hate this yanks voice

more so than most yanks ngl
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>>65907846
it knows that you speed on the motorway
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>ywn be in the Peaky Blinders
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>Poleaboo got reddit flags
>Lisicki got reddit flags
>Now Zac has reddit flags
Hmm... sensing a pattern...
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Mate reckons he drove from Birmingham to Newcastle in 2 and a half hours
He's a real life Jay
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>Who the fuck cares you mong, keep the boring minutiae of your humdrum life to yourself
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>>65907810
ah yes
the alt-right
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>>65907801
told my friends in year 5 not to talk to me in assembly and they took it too seriously and never spoke to me again and i've not had any friends or confidence since looooool
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Once drove from bristol airport to plymouth in 1 hour 35 minutes
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Ate a protein bar lads. Wasn't very nice tbhwithhyou
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>>65907897
Done it in two mate, in my Bugatti Veyron.
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>yfw Australia's national anthem is better than Britain's

Hmm
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>>65907898
shocked and offended fedora poster responds the only way he knows how
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>>65907898
lol triggered

he's right though. no one cares about your boring life.
>>
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>"My policies on the North? I'll make William the Conqueror look like fucking Gandhi, that's my policy"

What did she mean by this?
>>
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>tfw Every Day is Like Sunday was filmed in your town
>recognising all the stuff that's still there
>all the stuff that looked different in the 80s

also has a qt in it & is Morrisey's best tune


so comfy
>>
>>65907888
Small Heath is now the paki capital of Birmingham and that's saying something
>>
>>65907634
I have Monday off because I took leave for my birthday :3
>>
i once drove from exeter to brighton in about 2.5 hours. usually takes like 4.

was at like 5am so the roads were dead.
>>
>>65907961
what's it saying?
>>
>>65907891
who the fuck is zac and what flag does he use?
>>
>>65907983
natural storyteller you mate
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqTWrC9kkuk

me
>>
>>65907983
someone archive this post
>>
>>65908004
just trying to join in
>>
>>65907989
Thst even in a city fully of paki districts this specific area pips them for pakiness
>>
>>65908012
I contacted Hiroshima to archive it
>>
>>65907445
haven't killed myself
>>
>>65908018
yeah well don't

now fuck off out of my sight
>>
please free the mandem that's locked up
i ain't saying that they never fucked up
but where is forgiveness
>>
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Who sent him this?
>>
>>65907065

the years are way out on some of that, i remember the gherkin being built and that was about 2001 yet he has a PS3 then hmmm
>>
some cunts dog is barking lads wish i still had my old BB gun
>>
>>65907983
never been to exeter or brighton

its about quarter past 1
>>
>>65907830
Yes, the danish gf

>>65907891
Shut the fuck up, you have reddit flags too

>>65907993
Kent
t. Zac
>>
once drove from my house to tescos in about 15 minutes

traffic was slightly worse than usual but not too bad
>>
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>>65907983
>Brighton
No wonder you were in a hurry.
>>
there was a guy who drove from rochdale to leeds in 11 minutes and later killed someone in a crash

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-32919460
>>
once drove from exeter to salisbury in about 3 hours

traffic was pretty bad on the m5 so I took a shortcut
>>
>rochdale to leeds
ah yes. the depression highway
>>
>rorke will purposely abstain from such high quality media just because there's a black man in it

HOWLING at the primitives lives you lot lead
>>
>>65908065
Yeah, I'm a histrionic, attention-seeking twat, too.
>>
>>65908130

could open a holland and barrets with the calcium from this cunt alone
>>
>>65908104
>rochdale to leeds

hmmm I wonder what nationality he could be

*opens link*

ah yes
>>
once drove from blackpool to Sutton in London in 7 hours
Traffic on the M40 and M25 was horrible and it was quicker to drive through Chelsea than take the M25 around to the A24
>>
>>65908130
>high quality media

you cucks are so fucking delusional it's unreal
>>
Im in london for 4 nights. is 100 pounds enough if spending money like a jew for transport and shit?
>>
cant actually drive desu
>>
> the average bill for a natural birth in the US comes in at $30,000

literally how do they afford it? how does a normal family afford to have a baby? Especially some poor black ghetto family or a teenage girl or something how is it even possible?
>>
once walked to the sainsburys at the end of the road but it was closed

was at like 5am so the roads were dead
>>
>>65908224
no
>>
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>>65908224
>100 pound
>London
>>
>>65908224
might get you a taxi 100 metres down the road one day lmao
>>
>>65908231
haven't driven for 2 years
getting a new car soon

gonna crash it immediately i reckon
>>
>it's a the one white cop works for the villain episode
ah yes
>>
>>65908224
not really but you could manage just about
>>
>>65908212
called him a cuck hahaha madman
>>
>>65908235
multiple things
depends on the hospital
depends if any drugs are given
insurance will cover most of it if you have insurance
>>
>>65908265
good
>>
>>65908235
Insurance means most people only have to pay about a grand. Poor people just default and refuse to pay until bailiffs come and take their car
>>
>>65908284
no
>>
>>65907445
went upstairs at one point. came back down since though
>>
>>65908174
>>65908212
Ahh yes you got me what a KEK I must be ay

Listen to yourselves
>>
>>65908235
your job gives you health insurance
>>
>>65908251
>>65908260
>>65908262
>>65908268
how much is bus and tube a day? I have no reference how expensive it is
>>
>>65908235
sometimes just even phoning up the hospital billing department will get the costs reduced dramatically
if you then go on about how you're uninsured or on a low income, they'll set up a payment plan for you
in some cases they'll just say you don't have to pay
>>
>>65908235
>natural birth

so that's not including anaesthesia?

also insurance pays for it

it is a bit of a meme that US hospital bills are massive because the majority of people have insurance

why do you think it's the same 3-4 pictures of $30,000 bills making the rounds on the web?

desu would rather have that opt-in system than have my wages mandatorily reduced against my will to fund fatties to have stomach stapling surgeries and keep druggy degenerates on methadone
>>
>>65908332
a 10 minute bus journey is going to be at least £20 in the city centre
on the tube it will be more
>>
>>65907445
just fell out of bed and am now browsing 4chan on the laptop in open view of the mythical gf
>>
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>£100
>4 days in London
>>
>>65908224
>>65908332
Will you be bringing packed lunches?
100 quid will barely get you a sandwich
>>
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the fuck
>>
>>65908310
it's a perfect description of what you are, not my fault you're such a pooskin lover
>>
>>65908366
>reddit flags
>>
>>65908332
a bus costs £1.50 anywhere, second bus free within an hour

tube cost depends what zones you're going into
https://tfl.gov.uk/fares-and-payments/fares/single-fare-finder

get an oyster since they banned cash
>>
>>65908366
that's a lot of flags
>>
>>65908350

majority of american insurance policies dont cover all treatments or all illnesses
>>
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>>65908102
>>
>people born in 2000 can now legally shag
>>
>>65908366
nice
>>
>>65908352
>If you only use buses and trams to travel around London, you will pay a maximum of £4.50 per day, as long as you pay with the same ticket or contactless payment card every time.
thats reasonable

>>65908361
I will spend a lot of time in hotel banging a bitch Im meeting
>>
havin a huff and puff (of oxygen lol)
>>
>>65908403
proofs please
>>
>>65908419
what if they're born in november or december?
>>
>>65908423
do not ignore me you twat >>65908390
>>
>>65908440
ask any american
>>
Why are Brits triggered by the pakis especially while they are small minority of the immigrants there? I mean, Britain have way bigger Hindus diaspora, black people, some Arabs, people from all over the Commonwealth. Yet pakis is the only disturbing thing for Brits. Explain please.
>>
>>65908448
age is just a number x
>>
Cottonmouth keeps killing all his people
This is a bad business model
>>
i have private health care insurance and i have no idea how to use it/what to use it for

desu
>>
>>65908423
Stop being a stingy cunt and invest your nazi gold money into our country
>>
ANYONE using trips, reddit flags, names, or gimmicks as an identifier NEEDS to be drowned.

t. expert
>>
>>65908448
then they have shit-tier birthdates

if i was born in the second half of the year i'd kill myself
>>
>go downstairs
>see open letter for my mum
>her car finance payments are in arrears

Not sure how a person can be 52 and be so fiscally ignorant and irresponsible. Well I do know actually: for most of her life she's had everything paid for by different men and now she's pushing pension-age and she doesn't know how to manage money.

Pathetic.
>>
>>65908465
the government doesn't owe you a fucking thing

taking MY money which I'VE earned without my permission is theft
>>
>>65908472
they're the least integrated
>>
Going to have an omelette lads
>>
IJFEPADSK
>>
fuck lads

feel a flu coming on

NOT happy.
>>
flipping a coin
heads i brush my teeth have a shower have breakfast go fra walk and piss the toilet
tails i sit on 4chan all day and dont eat anything
>>
>>65908506
good post
>>
>>65908472
>Hindus diaspora, black people, some Arabs,

they're all included in the paki group (blacks are honorable members)
>>
>>65908511
its an obligation that comes with living in this country, god bless
>>
>>65908472
pakistanis make up about 70% in some northern cities
>>
>>65908463
Im checking it out as you complain. so travelling from gatwick to chiswick will cost me 10 pounds because its off hours? I will just ask at the airport desu senpai

>>65908489
Im poor as fuck
>>
have to walk 45 minutes each way to be in work on a sunday for an hour long unpaid staff meeting

ahh yes excellent
>>
>>65908506
>being the youngest in your year group for the entirety of school
runticus maximus
>>
>>65908545
looooool xDDDD
>>
>>65908545
>arrears
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=flip+a+coin
>>
>>65908549
>May
hahahahahaha... oh lord *wipes tear*

February is the most patrician month
>>
>>65908577
ummm... think you'll find that the kids born earlier in the year are the oldest ones, if you're from a sensible country where the school year starts at the actual beginning of the year x
>>
>>65908571
gatwick isn't in london so you'll be paying for the (((train)))
>>
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>>65908576
>>
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>>65908366
>>
>>65908571
t. Albanian
>>
>>65908589
>>65908591
dont understand either of these posts
it were heads
>>
They changed Luke's backstory
not exactly a fan
>>
Greater London speaks fluent Igbo.
>>
>>65908593
>February
>a month so runtish it can't decide how many days it has
ah yes
>>
>>65908626
reee. will the jewing ever stop?

>>65908635
-t. paki. bet I will see not a single white person during my stay
>>
>>65908310

fuck off you stupid mong
>>
>2016
>not speaking fluent Esperanto

holy mother of WEW
>>
>>65908576
Illegal as fuck, especially if you get paid by the hour
>>
who /january/ birthday here
>>
>>65908698
Back to r/the_donald
>>
Do you have to actually have a reddit account to get extra flags or can you download them somewhere?
>>
>>65908710
is it actually?

maybe it is paid then i just assumed it wasn't 2bh because it's not on the rota as part of my hours
>>
>>65908744
you need to have reddit gold to use it
>>
reading my oliver sacks book for the next hour bye
>>
>>65908744
you have to set them on /r/unitedkingdom and then click the "sign in with reddit" button in the 4chan settings
>>
>>65908566
Okay, but the number of pakis is small. I don't really understand why Brits are so concerned about Muslims and pakis while their major immigrant groups are the others. Actually original British skinheads attacking black people made more sense than modern British poltards attacking minor group of immigrants ignoring the majority of them.
>>
just seen a video on the old facebook of some lass who accidentally bought five hundred kilos of chicken fillets
£2000 worth of chicken, lads.
>>
>>65908744
post your reddit account and I'll send you the instructions
>>
>>65908744
Yeah you need to go into your 4chan settings and click "sign in with reddit"
>>
>>65908800
do us a favour, re read your post and then have a think why any of us would give a flying fuck about that
>>
>>65908775
because muslims are fucking scum you chechen cunt.
>>
new thread?
>>
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>>65908834
>>65908768
it doesn't even give me it as an option

>>65908801
reddit.com/u/tomutwit
>>
Day three of feeling like utter shit

Thought getting rat arsed last night would help and it didn't

I've not even eaten

Starting to think this is a downward spiral
>>
>>65908890
reinstall 4chan
>>
what parts of london should I avoid? is shepherd's bush nigger central? what time does the last bus/ tube run? Im kinda worried I will be stuck at midnight somewhere in pakicentral.
I know it could happen here when suddenly at midnight the last trains run.
>>
>>65908894
Get some mugwort
>>
new
>>65908997
>>65908997
>>65908997
>>
>>65908890
incredibly embarrassing
>>
https://m.reddit.com/r/britreddit/comments/4t1pk2/reddit_edition/?sort=confidence&utm_source=mweb_redirect&compact=true
https://m.reddit.com/r/britreddit/comments/4t1pk2/reddit_edition/?sort=confidence&utm_source=mweb_redirect&compact=true
https://m.reddit.com/r/britreddit/comments/4t1pk2/reddit_edition/?sort=confidence&utm_source=mweb_redirect&compact=true

New
>>
janny haha
>>
watch out, janny's about
>>
>>65908993
Don't even know what that is
>>
*hums the Lavender Town music*
>>
might do a new
thoughts?
>>
>>65908905
do NOT step out of Kensington or you will be stabbed, and in Kensington only speak Russian, it's all they understand there
>>
>>65909093
Prefer not to say.
>>
kensington mentioned
>>
>>65909095
I can do a perfect slavsquat. I will be fine
>>
>>65909133
ebin

seriously though stop being such a melt and do your fucking research. It's highly unlikely you'll have any need to go into a paki borough if you're doing tourist stuff

do your research on what tube stations you need and what lines they're on, night tubes are slowly being phased in but not all lines are covered
>>
>>65909013
>mobile
>reddit

killyourself
>>
Think that the aussies let their reputation of 'le /int/ banter kings' get to their heads
>>
nu

>>65909210

>>65909210

>>65909210

>>65909210
>>
>he don't have access to the actual /brit/ subreddit at reddit.com/r/brit
>>
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>>65909177
or I could just come here every day until I have all the answers
>>
>>65909223
Heads down lads, janny is here
>>
nut status: crumpled and emaciated
>>
told you all before, the janny is a massive fucking faggot and deletes all editions with girls in them
>>
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face down
arse up
that's the way
I like to fuck
>>
+++ NEW +++
>>65908508
>>65908508
>>65908508
>>
the absolute madman
>>
hello mrs janitor. is your son nut in?
>>
new:

>>65909340
>>65909340
>>65909340
>>
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>>65909258
the entire city is fine at day

some parts maybe not so fine at night, but nothing will happen anyway
>>
>>65909351
he's done it again with ruthless efficiency

such an employee would earn an incredible wage for his efforts, surely
>>
just had a 'wer
>>
need a gun
>>
who /vip/ here?
>>
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>>65909356
>sharia mayor
>60% none-white
>sharia controlled zones
>public beheading
>paki rape gangs
y-you'll be fine
>>
need a wank
>>
>>65909441
>>65909441
>>65909441
>>65909441
>>
>>65908688
do jfs actually believe this

what a world of delusion
>>
>>65909446
95% white as long as you avoid the poor areas, and probably the safest city in the world
>>
>>65909258
no because you'll just get memed into thinking you have to pray to allah 5 times a day or that alcohol is banned or some shit

jog on you weapon
>>
>>65909446
>muh rape gangs

literally isn't exclusive to muslims you nitwit
>>
>>65909446
>sharia controlled zones
>public beheading
the fuck u on
>>
*kills myself and dies*

haha, yeah
>>
>>65909468
its literally all /int/ memes they've deluded themselves with
>>
>>65909480
around blacks you are never save
>>
have you ever come inside a 15 yo girls vagina ?
>>
new
>>65909527
>>65909527
>>65909527
>>
you want some /int/ memes
here you go
wank
>>
>>65909524
No officer of course not

[spoiler]Yes, when I was 15 too[/spoiler]
>>
>>65909446
fucking fight me cunt
>>
>>65909524
no lad
>>
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>>65909555
stop hiding on your island first
>>
>>65909554
>[spoiler]Yes, when I was 15 too[/spoiler]
thats still illegal
>>
>>65909468
>>65909512
Half tye northern mongs here who can't afford to go to London believe it too
>>
>>65909588
meet me at st pancras im gonna bash you fucking dim cunt
>>
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>>65909588
stop hiding in your mountains
>>
>>65909602
If I raped her then she raped me too. Going to put her in prison? Thought not
>>
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>>65909624
>>65909628
kek, I could heem all of you
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