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>>65903816
France
nakani ippai dasitekure
>>65903824
sux
>>65903816
otsu
Miss me japs?
皆さん、おはようございます。
>>65903869
Exceptional post.
Do you like Eir Aoi? I like Eir Aoi.
Her music isn't very groundbreaking but it is very pleasing to listen to.
>>65903905
benis i vagina?
>>65903866
Ikuzo!
>>65903898
how was your cheat day, fatty?
>>65903905
お前は死んだと思ってた
>>65903931
Japp
こんばんはみなさん
>>65903970
skönt?
>>65903969
まだ生きてる
>>65903900
おはこんばんは
Do old people drive in your country?
Do they cause accident because they get slow in reacting to unexpected incidents?
>>65903990
Japp
Benis in Boy Bussy.
>>65903890
i-is this man or woman?
>>65904026
>över en månad för mig nu
How come the only anime that aren't obscene, moe moe trash, or clearly for teenagers all sound better in english?
和菓子を送ってくれる奴よ
栗も欲しいんだけどいいかな
温かいうちに送ってくれよな
>>65903997
そうか
まだミクさんの足に対してフェッチを持つのか?
>>65904051
Allt kommer bli bra
>>65903997
それはざんねん
>>65903914
Thank you my amphibious friend
>>65904015
mostly in Florida
>>65904059
ミクさんと彼女の足は俺の宝物だ
>tfw understood their whole conversation in Swedish without a translator
meme language
>>65904052
>>65904084
Is it hard to convince them to stop driving?
>>65903950
I had to do an honest day's work on my computer yesterday, cause I was so doped up on caffeine I didn't really eat much.
Gonna get a supersize maccies today to make up for it
>>65904085
変な奴だな…
>>65904085
>>65903851
No Jap cartoons sound better in English. Dragon Ball Z (not the original series) sounds different and not worse, but nothing sounds better.
>>65904127
It's so blue...
>>65904142
Blue and yellow
>>65904115
most people don't care unless they are affected, but yes driving is very important to Americans.
>>65904127
美しいーーーーーーーーーーーー
>>65904157
>>65904124
SUCH MADNESS
>>65904181
will you take away his driving licence from your dad when he gets old?
実はおれ日本語うまいけど 分かんないフリをして えっちな話を 女性に している これなかなか 楽しいw
>>65904238
not sure. I don't know if he'd let me. this conversation is making me sad.
>>65904259
何ですかお前
さんはいっ!
雨雨降れ降れ母さんが~
ジャノメでお迎えうれしいな~
bitch bitch jap jap ran ran ru~
>>65904282
Yeah. It's sad having to tell your parents "you are too old to do XXX."
>>65903816
otsu
>>65904406
yeah, plus my dad's already getting up there in age, so I only have so much time left.
>>65904113
Do you truly believe that the greatest anime of all time Cowboy Bebop doesn't lose its charm when voiced by japanese people?
>>65904511
Do you see the tendency in elderly people to underestimate risks and overestimate their abilities? Is this universal?
>>65904561
Dubs are for children.
>>65904586
I don't know, but my grandfather does that a lot. whenever he gets sick he never wants to stay in the hospital for very long.
>>65904611
That opinion is for teenagers. I thought /int/ was one of the older boards.
>>65904641
Dubs are made for children.
Why would you dub something if you can read?
>>65904622
I sort of understand.
Hospitals are never a pleasant place to stay...and I am scared of doctors telling me I have a fatal illness.
>>65904663
>ワポネス
>>65904259
それ朝鮮人が日本人女性に気持ち悪がられてる話よく話題になっている
「仕事で会った朝鮮人が『アッキモチイイ!イクイク!』って話しかけて来て鳥肌が立つ」とか
やはり本当なんだな
>>65904611
>11
hello child :)
>>65904682
I suppose so. he mostly seems to feel like a burden on his family for being so helpless.
>>65904663
Why would you obstruct a visual medium with subtitles or tarnish an audiovisual medium with piss poor moonspeak?
>>65904760
kek
>>65904663
t. waponese
>>65904764
It sucks to be old.
I don't know how well I can handle when I'm old and helpless.
西武と東武
どちらの方がいい?
>>65904782
top kek
Why would you ruin an artists work with shit-tier voice acting?
>>65904821
yeah. I'll probably kill myself before I get too old to avoid all the trouble.
>>65904735
やれやれだぜ ばれたな どうしよ
>>65904846
My point exactly. Surely you aren't some dumb EOP who thinks american voice actors don't go through the same shitty technical colleges the jap ones do.
>>65904833
西武?
>>65904928
>>65904890
Just like with books, you read them in the language they were written in.
I don't expect you to understand that though since you are barely monolingual.
>>65904980
>Just like with books, you read them in the language they were written in.
Only english books. Who the fuck reads Plato's Republic in greek?
>>65904890
They don't though.
You get meme actors like Miley Cyrus' little brother playing big roles
>>65904890
>>65904980
look at these weebs, playing with each others nuts. such faggots.
>>65905042
Greeks?
東武 日光詣スペーシア
>>65904833
Tobu line goes to Gunma.
>>65905042
After all these years American stupidity still manages to amaze me
Spent my morning fapping in VR
I didn't want to stop
>>65905130
What headset do you have?
>>65905146
Htc vive
>>65905123
Are we talking about dubs anymore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w366Cyh6aNU
I wanna go to Yatsugatake.
VR kanadajin3
>>65905203
Waifu sex simulator is the best VR game I have ever play
>>65905173
What did you watch? (^:
>>65905123
kek, whatever faggot. at least our fat people aren't realfags.
>>65905173
It's like 100,000 yen here...I'm jelly...
>>65905045
What cartoons have you been watching?
>>65905220
I googled and found "Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015"...
新宿駅巨大
>>65905307
>Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015
Do you sex lolies in it?
>>65905305
Ghibli Studio
I'm drinking blueberry muffin tea...
また英語スレになってんのう~
>>65905307
does it have sheeps in it?
they have caffe bene in china now
hurry up peru, HURRY. we must act now to get this muffin idea off the ground
as chinks get rich, they are getting fatter. they want to stuff their gullets with all kinds of american goodies. this could be a billion dollar idea, peru
time's running out, peru
I'm bored. Do you know any good game?
逃走中見てる~?
>>65905354
>>65905405
A sample picture shows a naked brown man having sex with sheep, pigs, and other brown men...
あら・・・おはようございます
>>65905438
ポケモン
>>65905438
On what platform?
>>65905479
どうかなさったの…?
>>65905438
Rocket league
>>65905544
wweeeww
東アジアに必要なこと
>日本
規制緩和
>韓国
財閥解体
>中国
民主化
>北朝鮮
金王朝終了
>>65905544
>>65905497
pokemon go?
I don't walk watching smartphone.
>>65905401
アニメの話題
>>65905544
>delete
uh uh girlfriend, get to studying.
Singles stop studying
Doubles study all night
>>65905612
>>65905613
>>65905616
>>>/out/
>>65905576
>規制緩和
アホか
>>65905616
Wow, lucky, you deserve a little rest
>>65905507
>Rocket league
PC is better than others.
>>65905616
>>65905616
Don't try to cheat. Go study.
>>65905655
Do you have money to spend or do you want to play something from your backlog
>>65904586
This is a tendency in humans generally.
>>65905225
fucked some anime girl
>>65905655
Rocket league runs best on PC
>>65905674
>>65905666
>>65905642
recommend me good Japanese horror movies
>>65905042
Classical scholars
Just when I went to check up on none other than my favorite youtuber kanadajin3, I find out that she's actually fucking poor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N85sw5Jur2E
FUCKING KEK
>>65905576
韓国と日本に必要なことはふたりとも同じだ
>>65905401
日本語ではなそう
Currently living in Japan, need a job quickly lol.
Anyway, is there an alternative to livemocha for Japanese? That shut down.
>>65905805
韓国の留学生は基本的に日本語が上手いんだが
日本語は日本でしか使えないし
それだったら英語習得した方がいいんじゃねって思うんだがどうなの?
>>65905576
東アジアに必要なこと
>日本
キリスト教
>韓国
国家解散
>中国
国家解散
>北朝鮮
国家解散
>>65905616
I need dubs.
>>65905858
Become a porn actor.
>>65905805
ロッテはこれからどうなりますか?
>>65905805
おまえ知ってる?
ハンチョッパリは韓国に絶対に戻りたくないって
つまり勝ち組なんだよ、1人も在日を増やしたくないってのが本音な
>>65905939
Have her bottom teeth been shooped here or is she even uglier than I remember?
日本で大人がポケモンゲームするのおかしいか?まだ19っ歳だけど。。ポケモンGoではない 任天堂のことだ
>>65905919
Ive already looked on craigslist and seen things like.. 30,000 jpy for 2 hours video of jerking off.. role is handsome english teacher.. and some job for fit foreign guys.. I dunno...
>>65905911
I used it back in the day and it was great, I come back to it only find it shut down this year, bought out by rosetta and simply destroyed? Wtf rosetta is shit, are they just destroying competition?
>>65905898
キリスト教なんていらないし東アジアに興味はありません!
しかも台湾入ってない
タイやベトナムがもっと近かったら嬉しかったな
料理もおいしいから
>>65905438
Play something spooky
>>65906001
ポケモンはおかしくないけど
君の国の親日罪は頭おかしい
>>65906001
日本だと白髪のおじいさんもポケモンGOやってるよ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCctqbRrsBQ
Would Japanese girls like me?
>>65905897
俺は子供のときからポケモンゲームのため一人で勉強したんだ。普通韓国人は日本語できない。
>>65905989
raw
>>65906076
キリスト教じゃないと救われないよ
君にとってはいらないかもしれないが、やはり日本には必要なこと
>>65906076
日本はタイとベトナムと5分の杯をかわしとく時が来た
>>65906137
Someone would. Some wont, some will. Tidy up your hair a little, doesnt have to be short, just be more neat.
>>65906081
伊勢海老頂戴
>>65906081
こういう少しづついろんな種類の料理をたくさんの皿で出されると
イライラする人っている?
>>65905948
韓国は日本会社だっと思う 日本は逆ではないか?
>>65906172
My hair curls up at the sides, not much to do about it. I sometimes have actual drill hair.
>>65906140
日本に来てもいいけど住むなよ
在日韓国人がいやがるんだよ
新規が悪さすると夢のような特権がどんどん削られるから
>>65905949
ごめん。難しい漢字は 知らない よみがな おねがい
>>65905042
I do.
>>65906210
一枚二枚ずつ出したらどうかなと思うけど、
色々食べられて嬉しいからあまり気にしない
>>65906270
外人でも気にならんのか、、
俺はすごく煩わしく感じる
>>65906249
おまえしってる
ハンチョッパリはかんこくにぜったいにもどりたくないって
つまりかちくみなんだよ、ひとりもざいにちをふやしたくないってのがほんねな
うわ読みにくい
>>65906137
You could quite easily get a sort of attractive woman, you would have to deal with a bit of a butterface but nothing that bad
>>65906081
Country Girls?
>English teachers only earn 200,000-250,000/month
>Still close to the average jap wage
HOW WILL JAPS EVER RECOVER? FUCKING KEK
>>65906156
神様仏様、この哀れなカルト信者に真の悟りと叡智を(合掌)
>>65906243
俺日本一度も来たことない 全部 ポケモン アニメで 勉強したんだ
>>65906249
日本=American colony
韓国=American and chinies colony
北朝鮮=best korea
>>65906403
もしかしてセジュン?
>>65906132
peru, do you want a bite of my caffe bene waffle? :^)
>>65906330
どうしてそんなに嫌なのか
皿が邪魔になるとか、食べているうちに別な物が冷めちゃうとか、そういう事かな
カンボジアとも同盟組みたいよな
>>65906404
同意。韓国の2ch見たいな所は アメリカを 現主人さま 日本を 前主人さま 中国を 元祖 主人さまと 呼ぶ。
北海道?
>>65906463
whats the price of that (in china)?
>>65906404
Most countries worth living in are American colonies these days, sadly.
>>65906505
She's just being jealous of someone being able to afford a stay at an onsen ryokan.
It's not polite to say something bad about a meal that someone's enjoying anyway.
>>65906358
A betrayal of sacred customs?
>>65906612
Can you name others? Does that include the Philippines?
What is the différence between an Oni and à Tengu ?
>>65906600
it was 25 rmb
>>65906581
日本の2chでは北朝鮮は大人気だ
>>65906752
horns or noses
>>65905898
>キリスト教
*無信
>>65906794
No other difference ?
>>65906794
I like oni girls.
>>65906733
Australia, Japan, Western Europe, all American colonies.
Philippines is an American colony but not worth living in (and there are plenty such places). America itself is also not worth living in.
>>65906792
話題になるのは核実験した時くらいで特に興味持たれてないなあ
今日の2chの人気スレは
「スペイン人がイギリス人のパエリアに怒ってる」
「トランプ氏の卑猥なセリフ」
「ハーフナーを試合に出してくれよ」
「韓国人が見る在日特権」
「史上もっとも怖い映画のシーン」
>>65906836
Oni is like the Incredible Hulk, which people are scared of for their physical strength etc.
Tengu is supposed to be a mysterious hermit like being, whose interaction with people is minimal.
>>65906700
いつもの飯テロだと思ってた
そういう事か
温泉行きたくなった
>>65906792
韓国では ヘル朝鮮を知らないyoung peopleがない。日本で "中世ジャップランド"はどう?
>>65906700
>>65906927
Just realised I should have responded in English.
whats your wechat peru?
i'll meet up with you and the foot fetish german guy. we can discuss feet, chink girls, and making money and starting businesses in china
maybe we can invite thai poster and anyone else who wants to join too
>>65906875
>Australia
It's an Asian branch of Europe...
>>65906976
We're politically, culturally, and militarily dominated by America.
>Asian branch
We're not in Asia.
>>65906947
どっちでもええんやで
>>65906943
>中世ジャップランド
それ韓国トンスルランドって言葉が流行ってた時に
在日が「日本はジャップランド」って言いかえした言葉
在日が集まってる板でしか使われていない
go fuck
>>65906081
急に釜飯が食べたくなった
>>65906896
そうだっけ?
「なぜ日本にはドイツ語観光案内がないのか?」
「鉄拳のパラパラ漫画がmuseにまたオファーされる」
「安倍の売国、移民で取り返しのつかなくなった国々」
じゃなかったっけ?
>>65907008
詳しいな
お前は在日なの?
>>65907097
ケンモメンかなんか?特に最後の
>>65907008
ヘル朝鮮も dcinside history galleryって いう親日的な 場所で作った。でも多い人だちか知っているんだが使えない。こんな言葉を外では使えないのが当然だろう??
ここのトラフィック見てみると中国からのアクセスが5%もあるんだな。韓国からより多い
>>65907116
>ジャップランド
チョンモメンが「世界に俺達のジャップ連呼が伝わった!連呼した甲斐があったぜ」って喜んで色んな板でスレ立ててたよ
お酒を飲みたいけど体に悪いから遠慮しておこうかな…
アドバイスをください
在日朝鮮人?
>>65906926
Thank you
Here my drawing of a robot with a tengu mask
韓国と日本の互いの強迫観念を止めるためにどうにかしなければならない。
ニート?
>>65907251
そんな奴ここにいないニダ
>>65907185
イルベかな
イルベのdcinside history galleryには
昔あったEnjoyJapan/Korea(エンコリ)ってサイトの住人らが集まってると聞いた
俺も昔エンコリで遊んでたから懐かしい
>>65907251
J*ps?
>>65907253
Do you like Tekken?
>>65906875
Australia was colonised by the British
>>65907253
that's hot.
A war crime committing asian race, perhaps?
you find out your Japanese girlfriend had sex with a Nigerian drug dealer and sucked off his bbc
what do?
>>65907302
I don't hate it, I played dead or alive and a bit of Street fighter, why ?
>>65906591
>>65907344
I don't have a Japanese gf
>>65907256
フランスとドイツの関係は?イギリスとフランスの関係はどうなのか?果たして君たちは仲がいい?フランスは、無分別な移民政策の代表的な失敗事例だようなフランスが隣国ドイツの自傷行為を幇助したのはなぜですか?
What does it take to get picked up by a petite qt in Tokyo?
>>65907292
エンコリの新しいのが出来てるよ
http://kaikai.ch/
>>65907333
That's a big guy
>>65907434
You've gotta look like this
>>65907253
おーイイね!
未来的なアレンジが良い
>>65907322
From WW2 onwards the British Empire (along with the other European colonial empires) was broken apart by the Americans and the Soviets (using the U.N. as a convenient tool, too). The shit parts became third-world puppets for the Cold War, but the decent parts also became colonies of America - first-world vassal states, if you will.
America is in charge of our country. There are a number of American military bases here. We do what they say when it comes to foreign policy. Most art and entertainment comes from there, and rather worryingly, more and more people are starting to use American slang and pronunciation.
We are an American colony.
>>65907434
an even more petite person
>>65907465
But I do...
>>65907352
Your tengu robot reminded me of Yoshimitsu from Tekken.
>>65907344
I don't have a Nigerian drug dealer.
どこに日本語のキーボードレイアウトを得る?Win10を使っている
>>65907495
>pronunciation
like? aluminium?
>>65907253
Why ride on Moukes Marinieres?
>>65907493
Thank you very much
What are you going to do tomorrow
ホモじゃないか?
>>65907701
i'm gonna teabag ur mum
>>65907253
おいしそうな太ももがない
Guten Abend. Ich möchte deine Sperma in mir spüren...
>>65907721
ちがいます
>>65907626
Why not ? I thought it would be cool
>>65907557
if you move to Tokyo you will
>>65907750
なぜ?
>>65907785
おしり痛い
やだ
>>65907733
The leg would break the composition of the drawing, I am very sorry
このハンバーガーを食べる人はメアリーさん
おはようメアリーさん!
>>65907754
楽しそう (#^.^#)
>>65907701
Go to Hakone and relax at onsen
Have you been to a hot spring?
Did you let other people see your チンコ?
>>65907991
she is a yankee
>>65908034
>Have you been to a hot spring?
No
>Did you let other people see your チンコ?
Yes
>>65908043
メアリーさんは清いよ!
>>65908043
she would kick your ass
>>65908068
Why did you let them?
rate the girl
>>65908096
It would be greedy to keep it to myself
>>65907495
hey that's ur own fault m8. you aussies eat the American shit up with a spoon
besides, would your rather be a chink colony?
>>65908094
テコンドーマスター
>>65908115
3/10
>>65908144
10/10
>>65908115
AVならウンコ食べてるレベル
>>65908167
空手みたいな?
>>65908144
Well that was unexpected
>>65908160
It's not my fault and I don't do it.
The fact that it's our own responsibility as a nation to protect ourselves against the American menace doesn't make you lot any less despicable for your backstabbing and treachery.
Ideally both Americans and Chinese would be extinct.
>>65908115
Guy: 10/10
Girl: 3/10
>>65908115
What girl?
>>65908270
This. Don't assume people's gender, you cishets.
>>65908244
No homo
>>65907567
↑
誰か知ってる人教えてあげて
>>65908229
not him but someone has to be #1
would you relinquish that power if it was Australia?
>>65908144
太ももや!太ももやで~!
>>65908115
peru, do you want to kill her boyfriend?
>>65908367
Australia should be #1.
I'd also settle for a reunified British Empire, or some kind of LARPy edgy thing.
>>65908424
nope, her bf is weak and sissy with a microscopic dick unable to satisfy her
the only way she could discover pleasure in sex is while fucking my big fat brown third world 19cm cock
she missed the oportunity
sad for her
>>65908531
You seem salty.
>>65908144
Winter isnt coming
>>65908486
>>65908229
America is the lesser of all the other evils when it comes to Superpowers. You think fucking China, India or Russia would do a good job? Also the Brits acted much the same as the Americans when they were on top, power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
>>65908115
nose
chin
eyes
forehead
build up
abe is a poor man his wife dislike him what a pity
>>65908115
average, 5/10
>>65908983
R
A
T
E
I will make the next thread
>>65908786
America became top of the world and then started to promote extreme radicalism such as democracy, secularism, egalitarianism, multiracialism, multiculturalism, feminism, homosexualism, transsexualism, etc., and enforce them on the rest of the world.
This might be excusable as a case of weakening the competition except not only did America do this to itself too, it also denied and failed to properly exploit its position as world-leader.
The problem with Americans is that they are dishonest and incompetent. British rule involved nothing even remotely akin to the monstrosities perpetrated by America on the world.
There's nothing wrong with power, there's nothing wrong with exploiting power. There's everything wrong with squandering it.
Of course I don't want to be ruled by China, India or Russia (especially the former two I would rather like to bomb in to oblivion). I am merely observing that America's primacy has been unambiguously bad for our country. The status quo ante would be preferable; what I really want is to wind back the clock to 1913 or so at the latest. But since that isn't possible, we had ought to do our level best to strengthen and preserve Australia as a self-sufficient nation, free from American (or any other) political influence and cultural pollution.
>>65908983
does his wife have sex with niggers?
>>65908983
At least he got married, unlike us and our lady park
>>65909061
is this cindy?
>>65909155
>>65908531
>>65909061
Coprolalia
please stop objectifying women in this thread
I AIM STRAIGHT FOR YOUR HEAD
SO DON'T PUSH ME
FILL YOUR ASS UP WITH LEAD
SO DON'T PUSH ME
i will make new thread
I hope you're proud of yourselves
its his fault
fat fuck janitor
ban the british guy and delete his threads
new thread?
>>65909315
>>65909315
>>65909315
parilalia
Color !
>>65909097
Britain was responsible for all sorts of atrocities during it's heyday, it was also responsible for many great things (exporting it's superior systems of law, governance and society around the globe, leading to the creation of the world's best countries). You come off as a monarchist, so I'm guessing you have no problems whatsoever with things like the famine they induced in India or the genocide(s) of various indigenous races around the world.
Also Australia is too small to be independent of foreign influence. In this world you either dominate or be dominated, it's just a matter of choosing which master. That said, I think we have enough leverage in our relations with the US that we don't have to follow them blindly into each and every retarded conflict they enter around the globe. We've been doing that for almost the last century and I think we have enough brownie points to renegotiate the terms of our alliance.
>>65909246
>>65909265
>>65909268
Jesus fucking christ you're all retarded.
>>65909353
かなりいい感じ
>>65909393
>atrocities
Name 1 (one).
>monarchist
Most assuredly.
>Indians, indigenes
Get rid of the whole wretched lot as far as I'm concerned.
>too small to be independent
Yes, which is why we had ought to have stuck with Britain until we were big enough to stand on our own. Instead we were snatched up by America, and now find ourselves in a globalised world with an Americanised and rapidly dissolving native culture and a rapidly Sinicising economy and population. It's a catastrophe and it was completely avoidable. If we got our acts together we could toss out the Yank and the Chink for good and meet our destiny as a proud nation.
Commonwealth ties are the most important thing, united with the other Anglo-Saxon nations we would be big enough to start dominating again.
>>65908344
分からない。 オレの日本語は下手だ。
I was practicing. I only know basic stuff and had to use translate for some words and for typing
>>65909700
Ok you're either a troll or just low IQ if you believe the shit you just wrote. Either way, have a nice life.
>>65909155
i wouldn't marry miss park she is insane 2bh she's kind of neuter i mean she's not attractive as a woman at all
>>65909146
no but i've heard she's such a koreaboo and abe dislike her interests
>>65909061
don't trust photos it's really dupeable
>>65909800
>troll
Nice.
>low IQ
Who even gets that tested?
>>65909649
Thank you
So I'm going to take this thread's last post, huh? Good.
>>65911486
Not so fast
>>65912628
Fast? Last