FUCK THE SWEDES
Edition
hmmm
actual thread
>>65894653
>>65894653
>randomly adds a chad
>pretends they didn't fuck
nah, fuck off, you didn't make your own way home by yourself, I buy none of it.
gonna do a sage
>>65894734
butthurt runt
>>65894811
nice threadwars you twat, pointless seeing jannies tucked into bed in his jammies sipping hot coco eating chicken tendies
MAY have found a pretty transgirl on Moovz but I'm so nervous lads. Do you think I can do it?
I hear this is the thread
>>65894887
pics
also they always look worse in person
>>65894887
you can do it lad I believe in you x
>Trumps campaign is over
FUCK
while hillary is planning WW3, they are crying about trump's sexist comments
>>65894932
not so sure about that
remember how the jo cox stuff happened a week before the vote?
le frog man has always been a step ahead so far
>>65894932
I thought that this morning but I think I may have jumped the gun
if he pulls something out of arse in the debate can probably make a comeback desu
don't see it happening though
tà me ag fuckyd boys
http://www.strawpoll.me/11391755
http://www.strawpoll.me/11391755
altough i am not white, i really like to read the daily stormer for things like these
http://www.dailystormer.com/only-men-pay-taxes/
have decided to write a poem entitled "the black methusalem"
>mick slags
>>65895726
Visibly yank women.
NEED a jennie gf
>>65895726
>>65896657
Jenny Hendrix?
>>65894932
he's still going to win
why do rebels always have great music lads?
confederacy - great music
ira - great music
isis - great, great music
>>65896691
All three are debatable
going to bed
night lads
>some people are physically attracted to other people wearing fur suits
can't get my head around this basic fact tbf
>>65896691
isis has the best music
some of the newer nasheeds are incredible
literally not even getting a willy twitch from this porn lads. Sat here eating a marmite sandwich while watching webms of women get fucked in the arse by a dildo robot. weird when you realise how desensitised you are
>>65896744
Ask lickdicki about it
>>65896720
m8...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAfHigPsC_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTJQkhWZekI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ln6cZ21heo
>>65896720
Put money on it then you limey fuck
>>65896762
same hahaha
i was eating some jam toast while watching some girl take a massive dildo attached to a pneumatic drill up the shitter hahaha
the gf
>>65896762
>>65896800
kek same
was eating cornflakes while watching women get fucked in the arse by a machine
willy was NOT interested one bit
>>65896827
>>65896762
Same, but machine porn is shit anyway
the missus
>that video leaks the moment the e-mails leak
ah yes, proxy wars
>>65896916
poof
>>65896930
eh?
Just spent another 50 quid on a cam show with some slag, really need to stop doing this desu
you people are my only friends
>>65896955
>sitting naked on a hard floor
bit unsanitary that is
>>65896995
*studio audience laughs*
>>65896995
got some bad news for you...
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJh0m0E7Ozg
GEBTP
*studio does a standing ovation while hollering and cheering*
>>65896994
There is literally free porn everywhere on the net
>>65896943
I'll squish your head like a banana in your sister's bumhole
??? what wrong did we ever commit to your persons
space bar is broken lads
>>65897051
free porn doesnt tell me it loves me
when's the october issue of /brit/ monthly drop lads
>>65897093
this
>>65897053
Nonce
>>65897101
october
>>65897093
dire state of affairs
>>65897101
>>65897125
*curtain drops*
>>65897101
lmao
i especially look forward to
"Loathing: 190cm dealt another heartbreaker with women, p9"
what's the 5 step guide to maximising replies lads?
goodnight lads
>>65897170
buy the latest mag lad, only 90p!
Here's 11 Ways to Tell When Poleaboo is Posting
Can't wait to read that exotic Mexican lads new "kill yourselves pirate scumbags" column
>>65897093
christ man. you have the will of a worm if you donate to such things
Don't you
Forget about me
>>65897170
>lads?
stopped reading there
>>65897136
I just want to be loved
>"My policies on the North? I'll make William the Conqueror look like fucking Gandhi, that's my policy"
What did she mean by this?
>>65897161
>EXCLUSIVE: 190cm VERY high and dry with another young lady; Full story page 7
As a politician I am utterly shocked and horrified at what Trump said 10 years ago, as me and my fellow colleagues are all completely pure and have never said or done anything other be wholesome our entire lives. I am absolutely shocked that the language Trump used even exists and we can not allow that kind of language in our profession
HHi.
What does pruddish mean?
Any synonyms or examples in sentences?
frank ryan bought you whisky in a brothel in madrid
and you decked some fucking blackshirt who was cursing all the yids
>>65897231
Filtered
>>65897224
>william the bastard
>theresa the bastard
or should it be theresa the bitch
>>65897192
at least im not giving girls on twitch thousands of pounds just to say my name but it is still bad, send help
>>65897224
This is too good a joke for /brit/ 2bqh mate
>Ed: Where is he now? pg 4
>>65897224
>>65897281
explain
I need a Midlands engine in my life desperately
>Welcome to on the york university library beanbags, where we interview past legends of /brit/ and see where they are now
>Find out everything on the Hiberno-Hun race war on page 27
fucking hell lads never trusting /tv/ for a movie recommendation again
>kev on why he walks towards the camera, full exclusive story inside
>>65897310
William the Conqueror committed genocide in the north of England following the norman conquest
>>65897319
problem child 2? or are you just a pleb?
>>65897319
What meme film did you fall for m8
>>65897310
I'm Irish and even I know of the harrying of the north by William the Norman bastard
What is an interest rate when it comes to the reserve Bank?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SqMq6KC91w
Crossfire was the best CoD 4 map tbqh
>>65897353
interstellar
WaW was the best COD 2bh
The campaign was absolutely amazing and very immersive for a cod game
>>65897399
pwned
>>65896876
My fetish desu
>there will never be an actual monthy /brit/ mag with tons of articles written by various posters and exclusive interviews with tim, kev and co, posted as a pdf file every month
>>65897399
tbf that is a shit film
but they probs tricked you lol
>>65897420
ye no doubt
the satisfaction of a kill w/ the M1 Garand or Springfield was sublime
>>65897399
>>65897368
I'm irish too though
>>65897444
i would frequently read this tbf
anybody remember CoD3?
>>65897444
Why would anyone want a longhand version of these shitposts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziMX1RCj3VQ
Not only was WAW a great game, it was good kino too
https://youtu.be/F8vK3mQCT0o
eating taquitos
>>65897502
why are you here yank?
yank boy loves his fucking /brit/ posts doesn't he
wanker
>>65897523
umm excuse me, it's actually turd not wanker xx
>>65896800
>>65896762
>>65896851
fuckin oddballs haha
>>65897502
fuck off yank
>>65897523
good post
Cod4 is the only FPA I've enjoyed
>>65897057
stop posting here
>>65897523
What is a commodity
>>65897550
>FPA
what did he mean by this?
>you will never go back to playing cod 4 and halo 3 with your mates after school
>>65897567
an unusual ejaculation
hahahahahaahahahaha
>>65897562
doxxed
Girls wear dresses and love dicks, they are right benders
>>65897523
he is here because i post here
he is from the FBI
talking to this sheila who i used to have a sorta of cyber relationship with again making me fucking cringe at how noncey this was lel
rebutted multiple other women in real life because of this chick hahah wtf
>>65897619
back the FUCK away from my gf you utter spacker
The kitties
a need for a girlfriend of which i do not have, a poem
Dear Yank
Im not even gunna give you a (you) but id like you to know that we all want you to fuck off and 'stralia is better then you
t. muhammad jehadi al assad
>>65897643
>>65897619
WAIT
is this lil_lexi_loveheart with the pink bear avatar???
she's MY fucking GF you absolute dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXSRetxa6Ts
>>65897648
*drops a 1 tonne anvil on them*
>>65897694
lmao
haven't gone a day without seeing or hearing the word "trump" or "hillary" since the start of the year
>>65897694
You're not my.mate anymore
>drops a 1 tonne anvil on them
>>65897673
>>65897619
righto ill fight yu both for the sexting privileges hehe whos first than you vultures
*constrains your balls in my tight fist*
>physically fighting for women
wish this was still the norm
Quads?
Not here
the yanks who post here are not even anglos
>>65897768
*likes it*
Been day drinking all day lads
I wanna go to sleep now but the GP doesn't start for 2 hours
>>65897770
don't think this was ever the norm mate
>>65897770
-shapes up and performs some 100 spinning back kicks and 36 punch combinations- wouldn't be the best outcome for you though, chump
>>65897770
women can't fight for shit
>>65897786
There are no Anglos left in America
>>65897789
dirty dirty yanky
>>65894811
???
the gf
>>65897790
>I wanna go to sleep now but the GP doesn't start for 2 hours
Why would you go to sleep at the same time your GP starts?
*hovers my heel above you gonads*
having a wank lads I'm doing a poo
having a good hard think about you
poos and wanks and fuck off yanks
having a rest
doing my best
>>65897801
>got to pick her up by her vagina
bit hot tbf
>>65897792
what about in the cavemen days?
>>65897794
*settles for 3/10*
heh no need to concern yourself here big strong aussie c:
one of the yanks here is a spic who also wont fuck off from esp >>65893628
the runts outside are getting rowdy
might have to give them a smack
>>65897825
I'm not
I'm holding out
At least trying my best
>>65897735
okay mte
fyi: i went to the university of life on that street..
gimmick idea: we call 4chan pass users nonces
10kg of runt feed for a fiver at tesco lads get on it
>>65897852
having a post
the yanks i will roast
the lads i will host
the host with the most
australia is best
runtoids the rest
from the east to the west
we've hogged all the gf's
Is this Swedish poof genuinely autistic?
>>65897880
No but why do you connect your sleeping times to when your GP starts their shift?
>Every decade of the last century, that didn’t host war or poverty, had certain ear-marks that allows one to stand athwart time and readily define the generations that thrived within.
does this make sense?
>a yank replies to my post
>>65897903
all swedes are, bruce
>>65897903
listen MATE we don't like to use nasty terms like "genuinely autistic" around here
we prefer "a true 4channer"
Why do public restrooms need to be so quiet? Can't they play some music? Very awkward desu
>athwart
>>65897903
kys kangaroo fucker
a runt outside just called his other runt mate a "dog dish"
going to use this one in the future lads
>>65897927
what kind of music do you want senpai?
>>65897927
once was in the pub dunny and this dude idl what the fuck he was on about but he kept doing these huge fucking farty poos and i was like christ this is a bit much and then when it all stopped he grunted a low 'fuck yeah... fuck yeah' then got up and left without flushing, can only imagine he went to play keno or something idk
>>65897932
*punches your nose into your brain*
as surely as the sun rises in the east,
and sets in the west,
as surely as yank banter is least
and other banter is best,
above all, as surely as the fat of the yank,
i am a /brit/ poster,
time for a wank
*farts*
one of the yanks here posted this
We run this general
>>65897970
check your pants mate
>Got £800 going out today for Car Insurance
RIP bank account
Walked into the public loo at conventry tain station and this was playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
Kind of wish it was quiet desu
>>65897976
Good films need violence and bloodshed.
>>65897942
dave matthews band
>>65897953
average australian poster
>>65897907
suzuka grand prix lad
lads... I-it's a bit late...
>>65897976
this retarded american thinks i speak french and that FBI is after me
>poems
very good
O, come the fatted man of brown pants worn
and thus he burps to me mid-bite, 'why yer so forlorn?'
"well my glutenous fellow, it's seems an awful yarn
but you're as ugly as a mule, smell and sized of a barn!"
and to that he replied with nothing more
then a dripping brown paste, unto the tiled floor
"Ye knave and crook know less not insult me!
My country fought for you and shall again in world war three"
To wince I replied,
But fatter, you are but so wrong
For the dark is your president, and their nose is so long
The jews have your country balled within their boney hands
and yet you eat away these truths, claiming 'pah, fat chance'!
So let me ask ye, Mr Yank of the States
Why has /brit/ becaught your dry and humorless taste?
>>65897986
>using a car
LOL
>>65898013
all me
>>65898010
You mean early senpai
prefer romanesque architecture to gothic architecture tbqhwy
One of the easiest to spot red flags to look out when looking for a runt: he doesn't own a car.
>>65898038
>gif
fuck off
Lads I think the time has come. The Frogs are weak, with all this recent shit going down. I think we could finish them, now, once and for all. It's been long enough.
>yank (you)
FUCK RIGHT OFF YOU CUNT
oirelen
>>65898087
hes probably lonely ass hell irl m8
this is probably all hes got, just let him shitpost his "life" away
>>65898049
what does a runt even look like?
>>65898097
>Canadian women
Christ, imagine being stuck with one of them lads. No wonder they're importing migrants in by the tens of thousands
>formula 1
can't believe i used to enjoy this
literally just 20 tax avoiders racing around a soulless track and whoever is marketable enough to buy a seat for the team that has the most money and hence has the fastest car wins
LOVING that i set off the poem trend
WE hate them all, women and child
there soldiers die and their bowels run wild
we hate the cursed fatty yank
like iraqis hate their tanks
they can't win a single war
their news and people- such a bore!
THE BEST THE BEST they do protest
while with pity watch on the rest
their golden age has come and gone
the reputation tattered and torn
obese, impoverished, storm-plagued and blacked
mockery of them is observance of facts
this poem i dedicate to them
this hated cellulite race of men
we'll be better of when you've all died
bring on yankee genocide
train rolls on
>he doesn't train with his longbow for 2 hours after church every sunday
>>65898153
the lonely yank will he ever get a life
>>65898169
'no'
>>65898130
You can get a lot of variation, the term "runt" is very vague. I currently farm and export my own species, I've named it the Lesser Australian Runt.
>>65898169
think there is more than one of us 2bh
>>65898185
theres gotta be more to life than shitposting on brit 24/7
>>65898157
I do
Never know when the frogs will come a knocking.
there was a young man from kent
his cock was so long that it bent
to save himself trouble, he stuck it in double
and instead of coming; he went
>>65898204
what are their best uses?
>>65898169
Dont give him (you)'s
haitANUS faggot
>>65898209
>Time in Stockholm, Sweden
>5:37 AM
you tell me, m8
>>65898212
>There will be an independent Quebec in your lifetime
>>65898249
Over their dead, arrow filled bodies, old chum.
old mates having a healthy start to the day after just waking up at 2 oclock
>>65898223
Again it's all down to the farmer. Most of my runts will be sold at market once they're a few months old, others I personally select to undergo further training to build muscle and intelligence in order to get a little more fun out of them during the bi-monthly Runt Hunt I host.
>>65898269
Good post
>>65898277
what is the point in taking those three drugs at the same time
would be quite a shitty trip
You
>>65898297
k e k
>>65898277
stop appropriating american culture
riddle me this fucknuckles (yank who posted it excluded from answering)
Poor people have it, rich people want it, if you eat it you'll die a death. what is it?
>>65898313
>kim jong hillary
>>65898343
cannabis? black people first harvested it
cough syrup? black people invented it
modern medicine? all black people
glassblowing? black people again
concrete? you guessed it, blacks.
creepy clowns are appearing all over the US :s
creepy beaners appearing all over the thread :s
>>65898359
Oil
>>65898380
america is a black country. why else would they have a black president?
creepy poos appearing all over my pants :s
pirate scumbag were appearing and conquering all the world :s.....
and now the pricks complain about immigrants
>>65897694
LOL you couldn't even lift your life out of the gutter mate let alone a fucking 1t anvil
quick somebody post a pic of the fat mexican cunt
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>65898459
>replying to a 40 minute old post
bought some expensive Italian alcohol lads
HERE WE GO AGAIN
WE'RE ON THE ROAD AGAIN
WE'RE ON THE ROAD AGAIN
WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO PARADISE
>>65898481
it just loaded for him
spent £26 on 8 (eight) beers today
using the green letters
>>65898498
at least it loaded for me unlike trumps wall for you
bought some expensive goon lads
>>65898465
Si
los letras verde.....
revolutionary hahahahahaha
Doing a drink
>>65898535
love how he dresses like a yank and even has a fucking coonskin hat on his wall
guess he's getting ready for that citizenship test
>>65898533
Absolutely essential for when I'm out with the girls
>>65898551
spic
>>65898525
nice try m8 but I hate trump
>>65898551
CHI
i genuinely think that this country needs an armed revolt to fix the nbn at this point
>>65898626
me too. dunno why anyone would vote for that racist
>>65898626
>>65898646
>>>/cum/
what are your names lads
I'm Esther
>>65898661
Harold
>>65898660
>>>/lat/
>>65898661
george
can one be too redpilled?
nigger
>>65898686
LOL
>>65898678
im spenish
>>65898679
Depends if you want to enjoy life or not.
If you do, then yes.
>>65898679
Yeah exactly like how you can have too many chromosomes
>>65898661
rasheed
>>65898692
nigger president
>>65898692
this is what the haitiANUS eats on a daily basis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ
>>65898705
If you wanted to insult the yank you should have posted this
>>65898736
ill eat you for breakfast, beaner
>army tries to invade australia
>they get ripped to shreds by the wildlife
who here /godtiernaturaldefensesystem/?
>>65896745
>>65896691
I honestly felt relief when saw these comments. I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds ISIS music to be dope af.
Thanks /brit/
>>65898679
i have never met someone who was "redpilled" who wasn't a complete and utter failure with no ambition in life
there seems to be a correlation between right wing beliefs and success
Bit bright out
>>65898707
enjoying life seems fun and all, but le's be realistic, that is never going to happen
>>65898744
Please don't post that image.
>>65898756
kys spic
>>65898753
>tfw mountain lions used to inhabit my state but they were hunted out of the area
I
>>65898834
hello thailad
>>65898766
>flying Soviet planes
Ah yes, unskilled players
>>65898777
you should be happy about that m8, you leafs killed way more yanks in the friendly fire
DESPERATELY want to fuck/obtain a swedish girl but don't want to deal with the ultra liberal opinions
>>65898857
how r u
>>65898873
good u?
darmok and jalad at tanagra
Gonna move to Wales desu
>>65898851
Usually fly German but haven't played in a while and I'm rusty so I'm using Russian haha x
>>65898860
Silver lining appreciated.
It's all a numbers game
>>65898897
i hope a cop shoots you dead
>>65898911
>911
Good numbers.
>>65898877
gud
nigger faggot
Mexinonce
>>65898912
I hope a cop arrests your ass, you nigger pedophile fuck. I truly despise people like you, you shouldn't be allowed to live, you are a threat to society.
Child pornography isn't funny. You are disgusting.
>>65898936
roody poo candy ass
>>65898936
if we were in colonial times i would hunt down beaners like you
you subhumans didnt even have metal weapons, even africans had metal weapons
Hey fellers what did I miss
>>65898975
USA gave up and is willing to subject themselves to commonwealth rule since they can clearly no longer govern themselves with this upcoming election.
>>65894932
https://www.wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/1120#attachments
Kek
Yanks so fucked