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alabama 1958 edition
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0iSIGBgS_Wk
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stop making early threads with shut editions every fucking night you stupid fucking yank
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FUCK IN YANKS
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fuck offyanks
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>>65898963
A new copy out already?
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will shitpost for money
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my willy is limp

wanked it 10 times today
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ahhhhhhbhy it's so early....
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>>65899005
*sucks you off*
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wandered it for clothing
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>>65899026
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HELP
SOMEONE SEND HELP
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So how fucked is Trump? Is it all over?
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>>65899043
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installed xposed on my TV lol
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>>65899023

about time desu
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>>65899071
gonna have some massive wanks on that yeah
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>>65899071
fuck off thailad

imagine leaving the uk to go live in thailand, fucking runt
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>>65899038
*sits big boy batty on your lap*
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>>65899059
He's just going to sperg out even more by ranting about Bill's sex life. I won't be surprised if Pence and Ryan bail on him by this time tomorrow.
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>>65899043
Apparently saying pussy 11 years ago is worse than being a literal criminal backed by banks, soros, saudi arabia, the media etc.

Then Brexit was never going to happen either.
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>>65898963
IN BIRMINGHAM THEY LOVE THE GOVERNOR
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Hate kids with funny accents
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wILL tRADE lAT mEMES fOR bRIT mEMeS
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>>65899105
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OiHwrhugjb
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>>65899085
most probably not.

I never really use that TV, my main one is connected to this computer.
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Doing a read
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>>65899125

Sure but all my memes are frozen in the nigerian meme bank, first wire me 2000 lat memes so i can buy a hot plate to unfreeze them. Trust me am a nigerian prince in exile in Britain
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>>65899180
hello nigger
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>when you've been locked in a dungeon for years but it was actually just an hour so your mind is completely fucked and you get back to DS9 only for everyone to start bitching about how the buttons aren't making things go anymore, and your quarters is haunted by a Japanese hate ghost and you're not even the real you and even fucking Nog outranks you and you've got two hours for a 10 hour job.
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>>65899180
negro cumbiero

>>65899201
waheY?
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Bisping won lads
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Also highly recommend:
MoaAB: Mother of All AD-BLOCKING

for android users.
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>>65899212
>vapenayshyall.png
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>>65899225
fuck off pedophile vapist
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>tfw we don't exist
>we're all just the imagination of a 9 year old trying to decide if he wants to live with his mum or dad
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>>65899225
tfw no ios browsers support add ons
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>>65899253

really makes you think
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Who has the best national anthem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lE
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>>65899262
Android doesn't officially support adblockers anymore either, but there's always ways to do basically anything you want.
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>>65899274
>national
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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-09/german-police-look-for-suspect-behind-alleged-bomb-attack-plan/7915840
>Police have appealed to the public to call them with any information on Jaber Albakr, 22, who was last seen in the eastern city of Chemnitz.
Ah yes
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>tfw your entire life is all just a moment of confusion
>tfw you're actually a titan in a fistfight and just got punched in the face
>tfw when you die you will shake your head at all these memories and continue with the brawl you are currently locked in
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>>65899300
yes, scotland is a nation you fucking leaf
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>>65899274
Bagpipes truly are a horrible instrument, there is nothing about the sound they produce that is in any way appealing
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alri
(this is far superior to fucking machines)
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>>65899274
>There is no official national anthem of Scotland. However, a number of songs are used as unofficial Scottish anthems, most notably "Scotland the Brave", "Flower of Scotland" and "Scots Wha Hae".

Wha Hae
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Just got back from the Cubs game lads. Giants BTFO w/ Cubs win of 5-2. If we win tomorrow we make it to the NLCS.
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>>65899345
thought this was a post op tranny for a sec
grim
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>>65899273
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>>65899334
pleb detected
irish warpipes (know to you as highland pipes) are a bit much since theyre supposed to be for playing on the battlefield
uillean pipes are nice though
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ECviDnAfTg
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Oh dear
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>>65899357
There's an earthcam right outside wrigley field. We used to bait people from craigslist to meet there.

good banter
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>>65899345
craving a roast beef sandwich now 2bh
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>>65899347
it means scots who have you nonc
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>>65899385
Indeed. Flying the W tonight 2bh.
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>>65899377
Get a load of this classcuck
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>>65899397
have no idea what you're trying to say
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>>65899397
can tell this lad has strong scottish heritage :^)
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>>65899377
>none of these 17%
based commies
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>>65899421
no none
despise scots tb h.
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Great thread. Really needed this in my life
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>>65899377
Oh dare
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>>65899377

jeremy "let every immigrant in" corbyn will quickly lose labours most important, and most racist, northern region. Would not worry about this desu
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thailaaaaaaaaaaaad
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havent dont a sleep yet and its 6am lads

haha

might do one now
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Thailad and leafs OUT, aussies can stay
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>>65899486
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>>65899451
SIEG HEIL
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UlubOz1GBe
hmmmm
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>>65899493
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think the only recourse is killing myself desu
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>>65899510
There's literally nothing wrong with putting the citizens of the country before immigrants.
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thaiiiiiiiilaaaaaaaad
thoughts
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rgWeD7tHhaE
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>>65899321
>the NATION of Scotland
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>>65899493
what about jews
>>65899507
you are supposed to reply with :/ you fucking NONCE
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>>65899547
don't really want to listen to this
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>>65899510

>Some smackhead who got a D in english or Dominic Lewandowski who is a skilled plumber and capable of speaking english

HMMMMMM i WONDER
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>>65899510
If everything was equal it'd be hard for anyone other than the guy interviewing to discern whether they were hired because they were British anyway desu
bit of a weird question that one
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>>65899559
You posted the wrong picture
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>>65899562
HEEERE WE GOOO AGAIN
WEEE'RE ON THE ROOOAD AGAIN
WEEE'RE ON THE ROOOAD AGAIN
WE'RE OOON OUR WAY TO PAAARADISE
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terrible thread so far

*leaves*
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybcgc8BQlQQ
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>>65899584
Thai pop

https://youtu.be/5ab5q-L_YU8
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think ill bug the japs always gets me giggling a bit
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>>65899614
>pop
>thai
sickening
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THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
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t-thailad....
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What computer languages do you reckon Thailad knows then lads?

How does he make his little fancy website?
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never been a footfag but i would lick these clean and thank her for letting me
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>>65899510
>>65899451
>>65899377
what's this from?
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>>65899584
Remind me of this song, it's so bluepilled but great
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gM7Hlg75Mlo
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>aghaidh na dia.jpg
Ah I see, it's your man
Alri lads see you later tonight after his bedtime, thread will never be good while he's about
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>Holiday from work
>Time to sleep in and relax
>Wake up at 06:10

Ah yess, very impressive
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>>65899671
thats because youre a fat fuck
>>65899678
sounds nothing like celtic symphony
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>>65899517 (you) can stay if you touch my peepee
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My current mood is a mix between a sigh and ugh

not quite sure what's wrong with me
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>>65899659
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>>65899559
Post some jew qts and you can stay
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*does a little dance*

Wahey lads
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>thailad doesnt reply to me
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>>65899704
pls see

>>65899667
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>>65899695
Sword fight?
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doing a nostalgic
>tfw no one tries with music videos anymoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6P0SitRwy8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
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HAVA NAGILA HAVA NAGILA HAVA NAGILA HAVA NAGILA HAVA NAGILA HAVA NAGILA HAVA NAGILA
VENISMACHA
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Okay lads, can somebody give me a run down of this thailad meme?

Is he really a nonce?
Is he just teaching english over there?
Does he have a nice apartment or does he live in a shithole village?
Is he loved or hated? Why arepeople so pslit on him. Been here like twice at this time and people are either sucking him off or calling him a nonce
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>>65899686

Looks like shekelstein trained you well
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>>65899737
Shalom Aleichem :)
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>>65899667
The website is just html5/css3, php for the /brit/ thread finder jquery on a few other pages.

Entry level stuff. My favourite language is c#
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>>65899739
Seems like he's just some fuckin' tech nerd that works over there who may or may not diddle kiddies.
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>>65899730
Would rather get straight to the bum stuff desu
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>>65899739
Yes
No, he's there explicitly as a sex tourist
No idea
Hated I think
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>>65899737
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jaZNArVZTK
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>>65899764
aite
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>>65899758
So what languages do you know then?

What do I learn to become le code master like you?


t. just got made redundant and need something to keep me busy and thinking of going back to uni and doing something computer related
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>still no kev soundboard prank call volume five
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jaZNArVZTK
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>>65899739
>Is he really a nonce?
no
>Is he just teaching english over there?
no
>Does he have a nice apartment or does he live in a shithole village?
I have a nice apartment
>Is he loved or hated?
It's a mix of people who are alri with me and people who hate me, it's all good fun.
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>>65899739
Thailad? A nonce? Psssh, nah he's a good lad, I mean why else would someone go Thailand if not for the booming technological industry
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>>65899801
whoops
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQ60Cq2sL4
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>>65899788
>What do I learn to become le code master
buy a Chinkpad
install Gentoo
rice it out full of weebshit
watch Hackers 50 times
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so thailad
what do you do for a living
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http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-44498535.html?showcase=true

Wew, I could buy that fancyapartment in Bangkok for 50k.

Mental
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>>65899818
Vocaroo Yank loves his fucking Vocaroos
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>>65899783
*sticks it in to leaf*
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>>65899805
>I mean why else would someone go Thailand if not for the booming technological industry

hmmm

good point...
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>>65899788
I know bits of too many to list but you can start here:
https://www.codecademy.com/
>>65899801
4 is enough
>>65899805
You have hardware made in Thailand in that computer, I assure you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAJ_74tDZzU
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thailad likes his girls like he likes his hardware: brand new and made in thailand
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>>65899783
*obeys the loli*
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What does he do then lads? A code monkey? Computer tech?

Doesn't seem like a bad lad desu. Not sure why so many wank off over him like.

I am strangely interested. I wonder if he's like a 40 odd year old guy whose been there for years of if he's just a 28 year old whose been there a few years.
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>Leaflet calling for death of those who insult Islam 'handed out at London mosque'

You guys are so fucked. Christ.
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>>65899837
http://www.thaiapartment.com/

for about 200-300 quid a month you can have a swimming pool, a gym, big place etc.
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Bought a new bike yesterday lads

Ducati

Guy is delivering it later today

What do you think?

He started at £3200 and I haggled him to £2750 including delivery
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>make a serious post directed towards thailad
>insert some banter about his pedophilic tendencies
>he doesnt respond
hmm
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>>65899896
Fuck.

I wondered why there were loads of lads at work who got to about 50, sold their 200-300k houses and fucked off to Thailand.

They're probably getting sucked off on golden thrones kek

>Tfw pay that much rent living with my parents.

Bad feel
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>>65899915
Can't be doing with the ama desu
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>>65899896
Jesus christ. You live in a literal third world country. I love that you try to spam this bullshit about your "nice" apartment.
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got an appointment with my shrink in 30 minutes lads x
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>>65899922
they're lonely people looking to validate themselves desu
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>>65899930
There are places in Louisiana and Alabama that probably look like that.
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>>65899922
One of my old friends dads built a house and sold it 2 mil and now lives in Thailand
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>>65899930
There are plenty of nice areas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9QYiOPVMj0
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>>65899932
Post qt jews you jew fuck
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absolutely love bill clinton. thats why im pro-hillary

people forget that Bill was the best president we've had in the las 60 years
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>>65899437
???

Really made me think
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>>65899985
he wasn't you millennial mong.he sold the country to the gloablists and banks
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>>65899983
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>>65900006
You Canadians really are fucking Yanks.
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>>65900006
he had the highest approval rate since WWII. Using british slang to try and fit in doesnt make you right
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>>65899982
won't watch and dont really care. I've been all over southeast asia. Thailand is a shithole and its funny that you pretend its anything else.

Disgustingly corrupt and dirty. Sure you can make due there, but in no means is it a nice country
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>>65900044
Alri Bill
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shagged the gf on my parents trampoline lol
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>>65899985
I mean worst case scenario there will be some cringey immigrant shit and maybe a ban on pepe but I don't see her destroying the country. Will really just be the same old corruption and bullshit backroom deals as Obama.

I just hate her cause she's a crooked cunt and the democrats are cancer.
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they tried to make me go to rehab xx
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>>65900022
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>>65900059
A lot of it isn't great, I'm not saying there isn't shitty areas, I'm saying I don't live in those parts.

There's plenty of really nice areas that you can live extremely comfortably within.
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>>65900153
alri mate. you're 27. time to quit posting here desu
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>>65900044
approval rating means shit all, why don;t you read up on what he actually did and how he let the banks run rampant across the world because they told him computer magic would prevent anything from going wrong.
he barely ran the country, the FED did.
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>>65900211
literally not an argument desu
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i never heard of trump before he ran
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>>65900207
why do you always post this? Mexicans are absolutely obsessed with the USA and have never even met muslims before
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>yanks and pseudo yanks now arguing over past US presidents

genuinely do not get why this doesn't happen in the thread dedicated to america and canada
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>>65900203
I'm not going to break a habit of a lifetime to appease some baby yank.
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>>65900265
How long have you lived out there lad? Surely you've had all the abuse you can by now. e.g. lady boy fucker, nonce etc
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>tfw a hot, intelligent cardassian female wants to bear your children but you're already married to a bitchy japanese hate ghost
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>>65900259
no one gives a fuck bud. The anti-yank sentiment doesn't even exist in australia like it does in the UK.

youre literally just desperately trying to fit in
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>>65900288
4 years now.

It's funny when people are giving me shit as banter or getting genuinely mad. I think it's what keeps me coming back to this thread at this point.
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>>65900338
not mad or bantering you. just feel bad for anyone thats 27 and still posts on fucking 4chan

at least it will go down soon so youll be free
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the communist chicANO is back
tell me to post machines la
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>>65900316
any other insights into my country that you've got not clue about you want to offer?

anti-yank sentiment is fucking massive in certain parts and most other parts will have a lot less tolerance for you than say the UK or ireland.
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oven magnet
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>>65900385
literally untrue but keep trying to fit in
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>>65900361
>just feel bad for anyone that's 27 and still posts on fucking 4chan
as opposed to Facebook or something?
get a grip bud
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>>65900361
Why lad?

It's a nice downtime as long asoyu'r enot here all day.
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>>65900406
>as opposed to facebook

how about neither? Grow up
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>>65900361
Read the news, check the email, chon post, have a coffee.

Nothing wrong with it, going shopping when I can be arsed to shower so hang tight.
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>>65900402
nope, literally 100% true.

anti-yankism is massive throughout the northern territory and like I said, most other places will take less shit from you than uk or ireland. you won't get abused much in those places, but you will walk a finer line.
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Why the fuck do I hear about 20 year old brits starting to take their driving test lmao?
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MR Obama, you can go to hell
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>>65900417
how about you grow up out of this desperate middle-school phase?
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>>65900428
keep trying mate
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Any updates on Tim
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>>65900451
>telling me i'm just trying to fit in
>says mate

howling
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Yanks OUT
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>>65900466
>howling

*cringes*
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Time for the morning run lads.
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>>65900460
he is NOT HAPPY
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Used to think yanks>aussies but yanks are becoming the new aussies
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why
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Pablo OUT
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>>65900516
yanks are awful and i contribute to it
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THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
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pirate scumbag
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just pulled the trigger on this nigger
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>>65900516
>Used to think yanks>aussies

well, you're dumb then
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>>65900551
wew lad

nice shoop
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>>65900557
dont care
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Can we all agree Pablo and Thailad OUT
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kill yourselves fuckiing scumbag
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>>65900569
You could probably do better x
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very tired and I have a flight tomorrow
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>>65900557
>lenovo

mistake
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making an arrangement
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>>65900617
dont care
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absolute jam incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwbaUVtympY
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hahahha
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Just been informed that I am a scumbag

Shall be killing myself
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>>65900613
thinkpads are the greatest laptops to ever exist
>>
yeah do it
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>>65900604
Haven't done anything in a long time now, not even sure if I could.
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Just got back from the pub

Didn't have a single drop of alcohol

Ate hot wings and watched football and charged my phone

Feeling p good family certainly a lot better than if I had tied one on
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wouldn't mind a bumming from that thailad bloke tbf
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>>65900613
Thinkpads are solid machines, and offices always liquidate a fuckton of powerful machines used by developers for super cheap.
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>>65900676
who the fuck goes to a bar and doesnt drink
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why do people drink beer though, it tastes like shit, and maje you smell like shit
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*make you smell like shit
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>>65900725
would you leave already?
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>65900725

The more you post, the more positive I am that you're underage
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I wish I had a 3D printer

honestly they are the most mental machines when you think about it.

>tfw my friend's dad has an autolathe at home
so jelly
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FOY
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You're all terrible posters. I'm leaving.
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>he doesn't filter the entirety of southern and central america
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bye :)
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>>65900725
Fucking end yourself pablo
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do you ever feel useless? when people can create stuff like this just for fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG4DH-XoM8o
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Pablo OUT
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ARRRGHHHH END URSELF PABLO ARRHG
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>>65900856
Pirates are rad and everyone loves them
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>>65900856
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>>65900715
Only reason I really went is cause the power has been out for 13 hours now thanks to the hurricane and I wanted to watch some football and eat a hot meal and charge my phone

Also not drinking at a bar definitely sets me on a higher level than all the drunken runts spilling their beer and being rude to the bar tenders
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>>65900764
Your read is incorrect

He is in fact a 31 year old virgin NEET who still lives with his parents
In all fairness it's common practice in Latin America to live with your parents until you get married

Fuck that's still pretty commonplace in the Mediterranean countries and in Japan
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chicANO
>>
el gordo
>>
LEWIS HAMILTON BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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Back from the morning run lads
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OMG lol xD
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>>65901039
this hurts me on the inside
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>>65901094
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>>65901039
women and pajeets infest the industry now

no wonder we've seen a total degeneration of innovation across the board now that the old guard of philosopher engineers/programmers is dying out.
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gay m8 just sent me this... not sure what to think
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>tfw Yahoo CEO mass-fired male employees
>Yahoo tanks and becomes an even bigger meme than it already was.

wew
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women are natural parasites, but at least they are good sex toys for men, and give births
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>>65901133
It's only gonna get a lot worse with Silicon Valley firms now "concerned" that the bulk of their programmers are white men and Asian men which means of course we can expect the colours of the rainbow getting involved which will of course lead to sharp decline in innovation and product quality
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>>65901114
howling
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>women are natural parasites, but at least they are good sex toys for men, and give births
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beta scumbag
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>>65901114
smfh
>>
well good morning
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post toot
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>>65901178
all it means is they will stagnate and die, as many are currently.

look at the mess Microsoft has become, not what it wasn't a mess already but Windows 10/8/vista was a joke.

people don;t value creativity anymore and ignore the philosophical aspects of technology and science, creating legions of factory-farmed pajeets who poop out endless amounts of messy javascript and utterly uninspired work.
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>>65901224
*teleports behind you*
Goodnight sunshine
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>>65901210
t. 31 year old virgin
>>
t. beta scumbag
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http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/amp/news/milo-yiannopoulos-eyeing-bid-4chan-936596

Thoughts?
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>>65901343
all these "journalists" are such shit
Hiro doesn't want to sell, he's just a liar.
>>
>>65901343
wouldnt be surprised if the wealthy backer is martin shrekeli. i want 4chan to keep going but i feel like this shithole shouldn't be owned by people with such outspoken political agendas.

that being said, im doubtful hiro is actually in financial difficulty. no one has ever said 4chan will make money, it's been known that it struggles to break even for the better part of a decade. i reckon he's just trying to now make money from 4chan rather than having it at its current red/black dipping.
>>
>>65901343
>alt-right hero known for his banishment from Twitter
ah yes
>>
>>65901371
Notch has also offered to buy and spoke with Hiro
I'd be alright with him because he's an actual poster here and an oldfag
>>
>>65901343
He would be a better candidate simply because he actually values 4chan and most of his talking points are ripped straight from /pol/

That being said this >>65901356 is true

Hiro is quite wealthy himself and is just trolling 4chan's userbase while at the same time getting an idea of what exactly 4chan is worth by saying that it's up for sale
>>
>>65901382
Milo posts on /pol/ almost nonstop and he has a vested interest in keeping it going as it provides the bulk of material for his Breitbart agitprop
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4X2Wc9pfpQ

Absolutely howling lads, the former Shadow Chancellor everybody.

He's fucking hilarious
>>
>>65901382
i'd be alright with notch. he's blatantly autistic but yeah, has some idea of what the go with this place is. afaik he's pretty far removed from political opinion too which is ideal. the last thing this place needs is owners with open political agendas imo.
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>>65899889
>Leaflet calling for death of those who insult Islam 'handed out at London mosque'
thought this was about a short/baby canadian for a good 20 seconds
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sex pistols were actually a sick band this is coming from a dude who was deeply invested in hc at one stage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxkQXK0kRd0
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>>65901147
>Yahoo

Who?
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>>65901633
yawho
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>>65901661
yeawho?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX4RK8bj2W0
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>>65901702
yeahme cunt wanna fucking go
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>>65901761
meet me outside metropol maccas, il break your spine pussy
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Any of you do drop shipping?
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>>65901752
>tfw we are gonna end up like the jewish version of this in 30 years
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>>65901633
heh remember yahooligans? i remember my 5th grade teacher telling us to use it cause it was a search engine for kids.
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>>65901798
alright lets settle this with a game of scissors paper rock, i pick rock
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>>65901831
i pick paper haha

*wins then rolls blunt with the paper*
*tokes it*
>>
having a wank
>>
doing a poo
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>>65901894
FUCK
-hits the trees-
we fukn lit now man aw ye
-cup muddys-
its lit
-stays woke-
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giving it a go
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g'day mates
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straya cunt
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>aussie power hour
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reckon i could batter any australians without any problems
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>>65901831
>>65901894
>>65901898
>>65901901
>>65901917
>>65901930
>>65901937
>>65901954
(You)

There, now go to bed
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>>65901954
>>65901937
>>65901930
>>65901917
>>65901901
skarn awn cunts
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Australian power house > yank hour

>>65901983
It's not even 7pm you spacker
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>>65901993
LEAVE EMMA ALONE
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>>65901969


>tfw I have bottled over 50 people in my life

If 10 Aussies from /brit/ ganged up on me I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of 10 antipodeans and bottled one over the head and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, fact. I have never lost a bar fight in my life. If any of you said anything snarky to me, you would be erased from history. Unironically.


If anyone wants to arrange a glassing match I'm in Sydney for a week on Wednesday and I am looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it.
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>>65901993
>>65902009
this kid in a year or two
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G'nite /aus/.
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I withdraw my support for Donald Trump
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>The French
Trembling in my boots over here lads
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drank a longneck while i cooked lunches for the week, feel bad wasn't going to drink at all this weekend

its not gonna do anything bad for my health right guys?
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>>65902016
right lets spar
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Ahahahaha
Back to wageslaving tomorrow for another week
Hahahahahahah
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>when you wake up like 5 minutes before your alarm goes off
Spooky
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>>65902016
seen this copypasta before lel even if you're serious how the fuck have you glassed fifty people in your life and not ended up imprisoned
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>>65902101
Haha what a giraffe-looking cunt.
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>>65902036
I've done some cringey shit I regret but I'm thankful I could never be that much of a runt
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>>65902101
ah yes, I'm a pornstar/coke tester and a shelf stacker in Asda to pay the bills :-)
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a new thread to move over to at your leisure x

take your time, it's a sunday x

>>65902141
>>65902141
>>65902141
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>>65902132
me and the lads down in the shire glassed 80 wogs lad, the trick is to aim for their eyes so they can't see ya
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>>65902153
you have no mandate the make a new thread
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free from desire
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test
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